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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,045 --> 00:00:03,715 Previously on "Kevin (Probably) Saves the World"... 2 00:00:03,721 --> 00:00:05,679 - I'm a messenger from God. - Oh, good. 3 00:00:05,685 --> 00:00:07,752 I'm here to guide and protect you. 4 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:09,926 - Who are you talking to? - She can't see me. 5 00:00:10,038 --> 00:00:13,174 In every generation, there are 36 righteous souls. 6 00:00:13,208 --> 00:00:15,943 The only job you have in life for the foreseeable future 7 00:00:15,978 --> 00:00:17,505 is to build up your spiritual powers 8 00:00:17,511 --> 00:00:19,880 through acts of kindness and selflessness. 9 00:00:19,915 --> 00:00:21,953 After you've done so, God is gonna show you 10 00:00:21,959 --> 00:00:24,218 how to find the other Righteous. 11 00:00:24,252 --> 00:00:26,187 We have to find out where this is. 12 00:00:26,221 --> 00:00:27,955 That's where you'll find the next righteous person. 13 00:00:27,990 --> 00:00:29,293 You've been here this whole time? 14 00:00:29,299 --> 00:00:31,125 No, I've been in conference with my colleagues. 15 00:00:31,159 --> 00:00:33,260 They're not really feeling the mission anymore. 16 00:00:33,295 --> 00:00:34,795 We still have a job to do. 17 00:00:34,830 --> 00:00:36,263 Mom! 18 00:00:40,663 --> 00:00:41,963 How'd you do that? 19 00:00:42,396 --> 00:00:43,830 I... Sorr... What are you talking about? 20 00:00:46,891 --> 00:00:50,101 It all started when I saw the butterflies. 21 00:00:50,494 --> 00:00:53,508 And then I wound up in some lake. 22 00:00:54,449 --> 00:00:56,884 After that came the red masks, 23 00:00:56,918 --> 00:00:59,754 and there was mariachi music, too. 24 00:00:59,788 --> 00:01:01,422 Still don't know how that fits in. 25 00:01:01,456 --> 00:01:03,624 One by one, 26 00:01:03,659 --> 00:01:06,329 the universe gave us clues... 27 00:01:07,032 --> 00:01:09,862 Clues that will lead us to 28 00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:12,805 our first righteous soul. 29 00:01:12,834 --> 00:01:14,587 - Nice work, right? - Mm. 30 00:01:15,704 --> 00:01:17,304 What? You don't like it? 31 00:01:17,339 --> 00:01:20,174 Well, all you did was take the photos 32 00:01:20,208 --> 00:01:21,842 and pin them up with yarn. 33 00:01:21,877 --> 00:01:23,110 Y... 34 00:01:23,145 --> 00:01:25,746 No, this is a murder board. 35 00:01:26,004 --> 00:01:27,304 What's a murder board? 36 00:01:27,310 --> 00:01:29,417 It's what detectives on TV use 37 00:01:29,451 --> 00:01:32,153 to... to solve crimes and nail perps. 38 00:01:32,187 --> 00:01:33,754 Have you never seen a cop show? 39 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:35,435 I don't watch television. 40 00:01:37,162 --> 00:01:38,859 That... mm. 41 00:01:38,894 --> 00:01:40,824 Well, that is just gross. 42 00:01:41,697 --> 00:01:42,930 We have all the pieces. 43 00:01:42,964 --> 00:01:44,865 We just need to see how they all connect. 44 00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:46,286 I can guarantee you they're 45 00:01:46,292 --> 00:01:47,825 not connected by yarn, so... 46 00:01:47,831 --> 00:01:49,828 Okay... I know they're not connected by yarn. 47 00:01:49,834 --> 00:01:52,273 The yarn is a metaphoric connection. 48 00:01:52,307 --> 00:01:54,208 Do you know because you are connecting... 49 00:01:54,242 --> 00:01:55,810 - Sweet murder board. - Aah! 50 00:01:59,028 --> 00:02:00,562 Yvette. 51 00:02:00,977 --> 00:02:02,344 Still as pretty as a damn picture. 52 00:02:02,350 --> 00:02:03,558 Get in here. 53 00:02:07,756 --> 00:02:09,938 You got a jumpy one on your hands, huh? 54 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:13,794 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 55 00:02:14,763 --> 00:02:16,197 So sorry about this, buddy. 56 00:02:16,231 --> 00:02:17,998 I mean, this is a work of art. 57 00:02:18,033 --> 00:02:19,166 Solid yarn work. 58 00:02:19,201 --> 00:02:21,669 Dave, what are you doing here? 59 00:02:21,703 --> 00:02:22,870 Dave? 60 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:24,697 You know him? 61 00:02:25,337 --> 00:02:26,595 He's one of you?! 62 00:02:26,601 --> 00:02:27,725 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 63 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,585 Big time. Th-That's... That's why I'm here. 64 00:02:29,591 --> 00:02:30,924 I want to join Team Kevin. 65 00:02:30,930 --> 00:02:32,664 - Join? I-I-I don't know... - Great! 66 00:02:33,226 --> 00:02:34,393 What? 67 00:02:34,858 --> 00:02:37,673 It would be nice if we got some fresh eyes on this stuff. 68 00:02:37,707 --> 00:02:40,576 And I like the idea of having my own team. 69 00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:42,251 Team Kevin forever, right? 70 00:02:42,257 --> 00:02:44,084 Excuse me. Quick sidebar. 71 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,246 Well, I want in. I mean... 72 00:02:47,252 --> 00:02:49,949 - Okay, we're just gonna... - ... we are Team Kevin, after all. 73 00:02:53,731 --> 00:02:55,168 Where are we? 74 00:02:55,455 --> 00:02:56,816 Italia. 75 00:02:57,883 --> 00:02:59,850 Si pravi bellissimo, no? 76 00:02:59,885 --> 00:03:01,452 Get those stupid-ass sunglasses 77 00:03:01,486 --> 00:03:03,721 off your stupid-ass face. 78 00:03:03,755 --> 00:03:06,423 I have been working nonstop 79 00:03:06,458 --> 00:03:09,026 while you've been chilling in Italy? 80 00:03:09,060 --> 00:03:11,529 And now you want back in just like that. 81 00:03:11,563 --> 00:03:12,863 You quit on me. 82 00:03:12,898 --> 00:03:13,931 I know. 83 00:03:13,965 --> 00:03:15,160 I was frustrated. 84 00:03:15,901 --> 00:03:18,483 I had to clear my head, so I wandered around. 85 00:03:19,404 --> 00:03:22,139 And after some exposure to Earth... 86 00:03:23,675 --> 00:03:25,075 I've come to a conclusion. 87 00:03:25,110 --> 00:03:26,544 And what's that? 88 00:03:26,578 --> 00:03:27,711 I love it here. 89 00:03:27,746 --> 00:03:29,380 Oh, my Gosh, the scenery, 90 00:03:29,414 --> 00:03:31,749 the food, the people. 91 00:03:31,783 --> 00:03:34,318 Yvette, we have to save this place. 92 00:03:34,352 --> 00:03:37,421 I don't know. Kevin's finally hitting his stride, 93 00:03:37,455 --> 00:03:40,124 and adding a new voice to the mix... 94 00:03:40,158 --> 00:03:42,293 Will only make the harmony sweeter. 95 00:03:42,563 --> 00:03:45,162 Hear me out. What if I sign on for the short term... 96 00:03:45,197 --> 00:03:47,598 Just until Kevin anoints the next Righteous? 97 00:03:48,907 --> 00:03:50,162 Look, you and I both know 98 00:03:50,168 --> 00:03:51,674 that success breeds success. 99 00:03:51,703 --> 00:03:53,137 If we can help Kevin, 100 00:03:53,171 --> 00:03:55,673 I'm sure we can get the others to join us. 101 00:03:56,775 --> 00:03:58,334 Can't have a Team Kevin meeting 102 00:03:58,340 --> 00:03:59,949 without the Team Kevin capt... 103 00:04:03,648 --> 00:04:04,982 What the hell? 104 00:04:09,721 --> 00:04:11,422 Kevin. 105 00:04:11,456 --> 00:04:14,992 David will be helping us out for the time being. 106 00:04:15,026 --> 00:04:16,251 I'm gonna help you so hard 107 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:18,000 it's almost gonna become unhelpful. 108 00:04:18,029 --> 00:04:19,797 Ah, that's fantastic. 109 00:04:19,831 --> 00:04:21,678 That is... wonderful. 110 00:04:22,621 --> 00:04:25,636 So... what are the chances 111 00:04:25,670 --> 00:04:27,338 of the universe... 112 00:04:27,372 --> 00:04:29,501 Granting me the strength of a thousand men? 113 00:04:29,507 --> 00:04:31,008 Slim to none. 114 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:33,110 Okay, because I was coming downstairs, 115 00:04:33,144 --> 00:04:36,347 and I just barely grabbed the railing and... 116 00:04:39,217 --> 00:04:40,560 That! 117 00:04:41,037 --> 00:04:42,747 That happened! 118 00:04:43,855 --> 00:04:45,823 Super strength. 119 00:04:45,857 --> 00:04:47,458 What if... 120 00:04:47,492 --> 00:04:50,060 The universe wanted you to go to the hardware store? 121 00:04:50,095 --> 00:04:51,914 Renovation blowout. 122 00:04:52,530 --> 00:04:53,984 I love a blowout. 123 00:04:54,532 --> 00:04:56,207 "Save on replacement parts for 124 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:59,041 "stairs, railings, cabinets." 125 00:04:59,070 --> 00:05:01,205 Pretty obvious, man. 126 00:05:01,239 --> 00:05:03,674 The universe thinks your sister's house is a trash heap. 127 00:05:03,708 --> 00:05:05,142 We got to spruce this place up. 128 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:08,178 Or we need to go to the hardware store 129 00:05:08,213 --> 00:05:10,881 and see what else the universe has to say. 130 00:05:10,916 --> 00:05:12,016 Really? 131 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:14,451 'Cause this backsplash is painful. 132 00:05:18,407 --> 00:05:20,575 Okay, so you have Reese, a 101-pound girl. 133 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:24,194 She's on a catwalk 15 1/2 feet in the air. 134 00:05:24,696 --> 00:05:27,331 When she falls, it takes her a hair under a second 135 00:05:27,365 --> 00:05:29,563 to hit the ground. Kevin is... 136 00:05:30,110 --> 00:05:32,069 10 to 15 feet away. 137 00:05:32,103 --> 00:05:34,309 The speed at which it would take Kevin to 138 00:05:34,315 --> 00:05:37,074 - get into position to catch the salt.. - Wait. 139 00:05:37,108 --> 00:05:39,276 Kevin's the pepper, right? 140 00:05:39,311 --> 00:05:41,278 It's just... from where I was standing, 141 00:05:41,313 --> 00:05:43,280 it looked like she was floating. 142 00:05:43,315 --> 00:05:46,250 She was just hanging there, waiting for him to catch her. 143 00:05:46,284 --> 00:05:48,424 It was only for a second, but... 144 00:05:50,770 --> 00:05:53,001 I don't think I'll ever understand what happened. 145 00:05:53,758 --> 00:05:55,432 Maybe it's ketchup. 146 00:05:55,961 --> 00:05:59,274 Uh, sorry, I-I couldn't help but overhear your dilemma. 147 00:06:00,016 --> 00:06:01,432 Interesting stuff. 148 00:06:01,466 --> 00:06:04,101 Ignacio DePerro, Amy Cabrera. 149 00:06:04,135 --> 00:06:06,203 Iggy's a professor of theology. 150 00:06:06,514 --> 00:06:08,665 What if your salt fell and 151 00:06:08,671 --> 00:06:10,527 the pepper was too far away 152 00:06:10,533 --> 00:06:11,900 and there was just no way it could make the save, 153 00:06:11,906 --> 00:06:14,812 so salt floats because ketchup? 154 00:06:14,846 --> 00:06:17,114 Uh, can you explain that? 155 00:06:17,148 --> 00:06:18,248 No. 156 00:06:18,283 --> 00:06:20,250 No one can. Yeah. 157 00:06:20,285 --> 00:06:22,820 'Cause ketchup is the unexplained. 158 00:06:22,854 --> 00:06:26,223 Ketchup is wormholes. Ketchup is meridian lines. 159 00:06:26,257 --> 00:06:29,426 Ketchup is miracles. 160 00:06:29,905 --> 00:06:31,003 Oh. 161 00:06:31,429 --> 00:06:32,796 Okay. 162 00:06:32,831 --> 00:06:34,264 I sound insane to you. 163 00:06:34,299 --> 00:06:36,431 Yeah, a little. I've got to get to class. 164 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:38,902 It was nice to meet you, Iggy. I'll see you. 165 00:06:43,708 --> 00:06:45,745 Pass the ketchup. 166 00:06:54,696 --> 00:06:56,029 Stop. 167 00:06:56,035 --> 00:06:57,370 Nail gun. 168 00:06:58,356 --> 00:07:00,758 The universe wants me to buy a nail gun? 169 00:07:00,792 --> 00:07:02,686 No. I do. 170 00:07:03,361 --> 00:07:04,590 Why hammer when you can bust 171 00:07:04,596 --> 00:07:05,868 a nail all up in that wood? 172 00:07:05,897 --> 00:07:07,765 You make sense. Go on. 173 00:07:07,799 --> 00:07:09,343 This man has the attention 174 00:07:09,349 --> 00:07:10,773 span of a labradoodle. 175 00:07:10,802 --> 00:07:13,804 If you want to help him, help him focus. 176 00:07:16,207 --> 00:07:17,608 She's not wrong. 177 00:07:17,642 --> 00:07:19,742 Can I get a manager at register six? 178 00:07:19,748 --> 00:07:20,828 Manager at register six. 179 00:07:20,834 --> 00:07:22,785 You have other things to take care of... real things. 180 00:07:22,791 --> 00:07:24,948 You have made it very clear that that's how you feel. 181 00:07:24,983 --> 00:07:26,615 That's why I said you didn't have to come. 182 00:07:28,054 --> 00:07:29,054 Kevin? 183 00:07:29,060 --> 00:07:31,155 Hey! 184 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:33,690 Hey, Mrs. Allen. 185 00:07:33,725 --> 00:07:34,871 Kevin. 186 00:07:34,957 --> 00:07:37,194 It's been a long time. How are you? 187 00:07:37,228 --> 00:07:38,429 I'm well. 188 00:07:41,332 --> 00:07:44,168 Uh, I am good, too, 189 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:46,537 also, as well. 190 00:07:50,075 --> 00:07:51,969 You ladies buying some hardware? 191 00:07:52,644 --> 00:07:55,246 Yes, Kevin, I am renovating my home. 192 00:07:55,252 --> 00:07:56,386 Oh. 193 00:07:56,581 --> 00:07:58,348 That's exciting. 194 00:07:58,383 --> 00:08:01,919 You know what, I actually... I have to make a call. So, uh... 195 00:08:01,953 --> 00:08:04,159 - I'll talk to you later, Kevin, okay? - Okay. 196 00:08:04,165 --> 00:08:05,729 I'll be in the car. 197 00:08:07,425 --> 00:08:10,260 Well, back to shopping, I guess. 198 00:08:10,295 --> 00:08:12,396 It was nice to... 199 00:08:13,177 --> 00:08:14,598 Railings. 200 00:08:14,632 --> 00:08:16,433 That's just what I was looking for. 201 00:08:18,203 --> 00:08:22,106 A lot to choose from... railings-wise. 202 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:25,246 Oh, actually, here is my guy. 203 00:08:25,252 --> 00:08:26,653 Oh. 204 00:08:26,659 --> 00:08:28,278 Wow, what are the odds? 205 00:08:28,313 --> 00:08:30,675 We're looking for the same thing, and it's the last one. 206 00:08:30,681 --> 00:08:32,850 You... Are you, uh... You fixing your stairs, too? 207 00:08:32,884 --> 00:08:35,018 Yes, new railing, new cabinets... 208 00:08:35,053 --> 00:08:37,521 I'm giving the place a facelift. 209 00:08:37,555 --> 00:08:39,778 I have a bunch of things on my to-do list. 210 00:08:41,444 --> 00:08:43,298 Here you go. 211 00:08:44,562 --> 00:08:45,629 You don't have to do that. 212 00:08:45,663 --> 00:08:47,131 No, no, no, no. I actually... 213 00:08:47,165 --> 00:08:48,365 I do. Um... 214 00:08:48,399 --> 00:08:49,600 That... That's okay. 215 00:08:49,634 --> 00:08:51,000 Tell me... 216 00:08:51,742 --> 00:08:54,471 Do you need any help with your to-do list? 217 00:08:56,170 --> 00:08:57,320 What was that? 218 00:08:57,326 --> 00:08:58,484 Kevin! 219 00:08:58,531 --> 00:09:00,277 Nail gun! 220 00:09:00,311 --> 00:09:01,775 Kevin! 221 00:09:02,345 --> 00:09:03,447 Kevin! 222 00:09:03,481 --> 00:09:06,216 Um, you said cabinets, and they're over there. 223 00:09:06,251 --> 00:09:08,290 That's just what I was re... I was going... 224 00:09:08,319 --> 00:09:09,987 Just a little hint. 225 00:09:10,021 --> 00:09:11,460 That way. 226 00:09:14,871 --> 00:09:16,342 I don't know why you're doing this. 227 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:17,983 You know this lady hates you, right? 228 00:09:17,989 --> 00:09:20,124 Yeah, I'm... I am well aware. Thank you. 229 00:09:20,158 --> 00:09:21,698 He's doing this because it's 230 00:09:21,704 --> 00:09:23,132 what the universe wants. 231 00:09:23,161 --> 00:09:24,795 And who are we to ask? 232 00:09:24,829 --> 00:09:26,597 But why does she hate you? 233 00:09:26,631 --> 00:09:28,332 Is it because of Kristin? 234 00:09:28,366 --> 00:09:29,699 She's had it in for me since 235 00:09:29,705 --> 00:09:31,394 she was my English teacher. 236 00:09:32,671 --> 00:09:34,605 I mean, dating her daughter didn't help. 237 00:09:34,639 --> 00:09:36,340 - Bingo. - But... 238 00:09:37,612 --> 00:09:39,246 - Hi. - Kevin? 239 00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:40,778 What are you doing here? 240 00:09:40,812 --> 00:09:43,714 I'm ready to help with your renovations, 241 00:09:43,748 --> 00:09:45,549 as... as promised. 242 00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:47,451 Well, I only agreed to your offer 243 00:09:47,485 --> 00:09:49,453 because I didn't believe you'd actually come. 244 00:09:51,756 --> 00:09:54,325 Uh, right. Well, I am here, and I'm... 245 00:09:54,359 --> 00:09:55,726 I'm ready to help. 246 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,329 And I don't see any other volunteers. 247 00:10:01,074 --> 00:10:02,299 Thank you. 248 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:05,451 Oh! 249 00:10:07,739 --> 00:10:09,240 Wow. I-I can't remember 250 00:10:09,274 --> 00:10:11,177 the last time I was in this house. 251 00:10:11,183 --> 00:10:13,552 August 12, 1999. 252 00:10:14,217 --> 00:10:15,980 You snuck in and spent the night with Kristin 253 00:10:16,014 --> 00:10:17,748 before you went off to college. 254 00:10:17,935 --> 00:10:19,260 That... 255 00:10:19,811 --> 00:10:21,045 That does ring a bell. 256 00:10:21,051 --> 00:10:23,220 So, why are you really here, Kevin? 257 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:24,623 I hope it's not to win me over, 258 00:10:24,629 --> 00:10:26,384 because that ship has sailed. 259 00:10:26,390 --> 00:10:29,059 Ms. Allen, I don't know if you know this, 260 00:10:29,094 --> 00:10:32,029 but Kristin and I hashed our stuff out. 261 00:10:32,063 --> 00:10:34,720 You really have no idea, do you? 262 00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:38,054 - Well, I just... - 1997. 263 00:10:38,934 --> 00:10:42,673 You vandalized my entire front lawn... 264 00:10:42,707 --> 00:10:44,288 Windows soaked, toilet paper 265 00:10:44,294 --> 00:10:45,714 in the trees, the lawn graffiti! 266 00:10:45,744 --> 00:10:48,032 - Uh, that wa... That wasn't me. - Oh, please. 267 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,039 I have it on good authority that it was you. 268 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:51,882 Who's your good authority? 269 00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:53,183 Edward Goodwin. 270 00:10:53,218 --> 00:10:55,841 Well, uh... I have breaking news for you. 271 00:10:56,421 --> 00:10:58,522 Eddie Goodwin is the one who trashed your lawn. 272 00:10:59,758 --> 00:11:01,091 - Mm-hmm. - Impossible. 273 00:11:01,126 --> 00:11:02,626 Edward was my best student. 274 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:04,928 No, Edward was a humongous kiss-ass, 275 00:11:04,963 --> 00:11:07,031 but everyone in the school knew he did it. 276 00:11:07,065 --> 00:11:08,732 I mean, he... He wouldn't shut up about it. 277 00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:10,968 Ed drove by as I was cleaning up. 278 00:11:11,002 --> 00:11:12,864 They always return to the scene of the crime... 279 00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:15,323 Serial killers, arsonists... 280 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:16,807 Sophomores. 281 00:11:16,841 --> 00:11:19,643 Oh, that duplicitous little worm. 282 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:22,646 - Mm-hmm. - I am so sorry, Kevin. 283 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:23,814 Oh... 284 00:11:23,848 --> 00:11:27,117 let's just... get past it. 285 00:11:27,152 --> 00:11:29,887 Uh, so, where do you want to start? 286 00:11:29,921 --> 00:11:33,271 Shall we do stairs or the cabinets? 287 00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:34,725 - What do you want? - Th-The cabinets. 288 00:11:34,759 --> 00:11:35,880 Okay. 289 00:11:39,664 --> 00:11:42,499 Was Susan always this...? 290 00:11:42,534 --> 00:11:43,567 Icy? 291 00:11:43,601 --> 00:11:45,502 - Mm. - Rigid? Uptight? 292 00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:48,297 Uh, no, she has actually mellowed over time. 293 00:11:48,303 --> 00:11:49,740 - Oof. - Yeah, it was worse. 294 00:11:49,774 --> 00:11:51,056 But it's gonna be good now, 295 00:11:51,062 --> 00:11:52,581 because we've cleared the air, 296 00:11:52,610 --> 00:11:55,779 and now Susan will realize how lovable I am. 297 00:11:55,814 --> 00:11:58,015 You just want her to like you so you can get some 298 00:11:58,049 --> 00:11:59,983 brownie points with her daughter. 299 00:12:00,018 --> 00:12:02,778 Well, I have no control over that. 300 00:12:03,678 --> 00:12:05,379 Nate's car. 301 00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:07,663 Oh, no! It's game night! 302 00:12:14,065 --> 00:12:16,300 Before you say anything, I'm sorry, okay? 303 00:12:16,334 --> 00:12:17,834 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 304 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,507 - About what? - About... 305 00:12:21,973 --> 00:12:25,609 ... not bringing snacks to game night. 306 00:12:25,643 --> 00:12:27,444 Since when do you bring food home? 307 00:12:28,062 --> 00:12:29,346 Well, I don't, 308 00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:32,716 and I've decided to start apologizing about it. 309 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,618 - Okay. Well... - I'm not proud of it. 310 00:12:34,652 --> 00:12:36,486 Yeah, no. But don't worry about it. And you know what? 311 00:12:36,492 --> 00:12:37,879 Don't even worry about game night, 312 00:12:37,885 --> 00:12:39,723 - because we can play without you. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 313 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:42,037 I'm definitely in for game night. Um... 314 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,795 I just need to check on the kitchen. 315 00:12:44,829 --> 00:12:47,088 And see if there are drinks in there... 316 00:12:47,237 --> 00:12:48,534 For me to drink. 317 00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:52,369 Why did you try to talk him out of playing? 318 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:54,405 Wait for it. 319 00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:55,537 Huh? 320 00:12:56,369 --> 00:12:58,337 How awesome is this? 321 00:12:58,543 --> 00:12:59,936 You... 322 00:13:00,845 --> 00:13:02,813 You fixed everything. 323 00:13:02,847 --> 00:13:05,816 Ah, just trying to earn my keep here on Team Kevin. 324 00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:07,251 We're not genies, Dave. 325 00:13:07,285 --> 00:13:09,586 Fixing his mess is not our job. 326 00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:10,988 Huh. Well, that's odd. 327 00:13:11,022 --> 00:13:12,723 I thought our job was to help Kevin. 328 00:13:12,757 --> 00:13:15,192 This is helping. I mean, he's got enough on his plate 329 00:13:15,226 --> 00:13:17,728 without having to fix a bunch of stuff the universe broke. 330 00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:19,830 That is a great point. 331 00:13:19,864 --> 00:13:21,168 Thank you. 332 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,674 That's a good point. 333 00:13:24,682 --> 00:13:26,683 It's a fair point. 334 00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:33,944 Ooh! 335 00:13:34,472 --> 00:13:36,914 Leg three. 336 00:13:37,465 --> 00:13:39,049 - Really? - Yes. 337 00:13:39,531 --> 00:13:41,699 Leg three. 338 00:13:41,705 --> 00:13:42,986 Okay, it doesn't have to be a human leg. 339 00:13:43,021 --> 00:13:44,455 - It could be like a leg... - Whoa, whoa, excuse me. 340 00:13:44,489 --> 00:13:45,889 No, no, no, no, no, no. 341 00:13:45,924 --> 00:13:48,592 One word. One number. No extra info. 342 00:13:48,626 --> 00:13:50,894 Oh, hey, everyone. Board Game Kevin showed up. 343 00:13:50,929 --> 00:13:52,796 I was wondering when he'd get here. 344 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,097 Hey, look, I don't mind if she gives another clue. 345 00:13:54,132 --> 00:13:55,357 - We're just having fun. - Thank you. 346 00:13:55,363 --> 00:13:56,773 Oh, no, no, teammate. 347 00:13:56,779 --> 00:13:58,653 Fun is playing correctly. 348 00:13:58,659 --> 00:14:00,932 You can't just throw out all of the rules 349 00:14:00,938 --> 00:14:03,328 to make up for giving a terrible clue. 350 00:14:03,381 --> 00:14:05,187 - Ooh! - Okay, now do you see what I mean? 351 00:14:05,193 --> 00:14:07,441 This is why he's the worst to play board games with. 352 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,523 Oh, it is awesome playing games with me 353 00:14:09,529 --> 00:14:11,254 because I actually remember the rules. 354 00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:13,046 Okay, well, maybe my memory is shot 355 00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:15,120 because I am so busy because I'm a single mother 356 00:14:15,126 --> 00:14:16,460 trying to raise a teenager and a toddler. 357 00:14:16,466 --> 00:14:19,127 - Oh, I... - Hey, man, take it easy on your sister. 358 00:14:19,143 --> 00:14:20,944 It's not her fault she stinks at all games. 359 00:14:20,979 --> 00:14:22,079 - What?! - Ooh! 360 00:14:22,113 --> 00:14:23,981 - Both of you! - What?! 361 00:14:24,015 --> 00:14:25,866 Look, it's your turn. 362 00:14:25,872 --> 00:14:28,111 - Okay, no, it's her turn. - Now, stop giving all the clues, okay? 363 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,147 - You're trying to distract us. - I'm not distracting anybody. 364 00:14:30,153 --> 00:14:31,662 I'm just having a good time. 365 00:14:34,359 --> 00:14:35,792 Okay, hold it steady. 366 00:14:39,664 --> 00:14:40,964 You are like a pro. 367 00:14:41,202 --> 00:14:43,534 Kristin's father was useless with tools. 368 00:14:43,568 --> 00:14:45,447 Okay, keep pressure on 369 00:14:45,453 --> 00:14:47,786 it until the glue sets. 370 00:14:49,207 --> 00:14:50,340 Oh. Hi, sweetie. 371 00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:52,009 - Kevin. - Hey. 372 00:14:52,043 --> 00:14:54,344 Uh, what are you... What are you doing here? 373 00:14:54,379 --> 00:14:57,314 Just, uh, helping your mom with some projects. 374 00:14:57,348 --> 00:14:59,967 We, uh... We fixed the kitchen cabinets. You want to see? 375 00:14:59,973 --> 00:15:01,123 No, I'm good. 376 00:15:01,152 --> 00:15:02,816 Could you actually just give us a minute? 377 00:15:02,822 --> 00:15:05,256 Don't move. The glue needs 15 minutes to set. 378 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,544 Anything you want to say, you can say in front of Kevin. 379 00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:10,476 So, you told him? 380 00:15:16,196 --> 00:15:17,904 I have cancer... 381 00:15:17,981 --> 00:15:19,498 Pancreatic. 382 00:15:19,797 --> 00:15:22,072 Oh, God, I'm so sorry. 383 00:15:22,106 --> 00:15:24,975 No, don't be sorry. Just help me finish this house. 384 00:15:24,981 --> 00:15:26,448 I've got a good 8 to 14 months 385 00:15:26,454 --> 00:15:27,544 to whip it into shape for Kristin. 386 00:15:27,579 --> 00:15:29,880 I don't want this house, though. I want you. 387 00:15:29,914 --> 00:15:31,515 So if you want to give me something, 388 00:15:31,521 --> 00:15:32,854 just go back into treatment. 389 00:15:32,884 --> 00:15:36,086 The thought of one more doctor's visit... 390 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,388 The needles, the... The being hooked up to machines, 391 00:15:38,423 --> 00:15:41,429 the vomiting into plastic bins for what, sweetie? 392 00:15:42,982 --> 00:15:45,483 Uh... Another few months of misery? 393 00:15:54,105 --> 00:15:56,273 I'm starting on the tile. Don't move a muscle. 394 00:15:56,307 --> 00:15:57,608 Okay. 395 00:16:00,803 --> 00:16:02,179 Kristin, I am so sorry. 396 00:16:02,213 --> 00:16:04,240 So, my mom's your new project? 397 00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:07,627 - Well, I was just trying to help. - You want to help? 398 00:16:08,721 --> 00:16:10,456 Get her to go back into treatment. 399 00:16:17,026 --> 00:16:18,556 I-I'm confused, guys. 400 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,550 Does the universe really want me to make Susan 401 00:16:20,556 --> 00:16:22,026 go back into treatment? 402 00:16:22,032 --> 00:16:23,433 Absolutely not. 403 00:16:23,467 --> 00:16:25,501 You can't force someone to fight for their life. 404 00:16:25,536 --> 00:16:26,870 Okay, they have to want it. 405 00:16:29,807 --> 00:16:31,477 Are those the rules? 406 00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:35,904 Free will is the greatest gift to humans. 407 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,097 Susan's made a choice. You have to respect it. 408 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:40,783 So, what, then? 409 00:16:40,818 --> 00:16:42,619 Maybe you get Susan and Kristin 410 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,387 to reconcile before she passes. 411 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,122 I'm sorry. I respectfully disagree 412 00:16:46,156 --> 00:16:48,057 with my distinguished colleague. 413 00:16:48,092 --> 00:16:49,959 You have a pitch? 414 00:16:49,994 --> 00:16:51,828 Well, yes. 415 00:16:51,862 --> 00:16:53,897 Susan only has a limited amount of time on Earth. 416 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,698 I think it's our boy's job to get this lady 417 00:16:55,733 --> 00:16:58,668 to savor the life she has left, you know, 418 00:16:58,702 --> 00:17:00,904 really just suck the juice out of the marrow, 419 00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,872 seek out some thrills. 420 00:17:02,907 --> 00:17:04,641 Let me get this straight. 421 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,669 You want him to take a fragile 422 00:17:06,675 --> 00:17:08,801 woman of ill health, and what? 423 00:17:09,851 --> 00:17:11,347 Talk her into skydiving? 424 00:17:11,382 --> 00:17:12,548 Running with the bulls? 425 00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:15,351 Anything that puts an exclamation point 426 00:17:15,386 --> 00:17:16,686 on her final sentence. 427 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,888 That is a beautiful sentiment. 428 00:17:18,923 --> 00:17:20,924 And, uh, I'm not doing any of that 429 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,825 with a cancer person. 430 00:17:27,197 --> 00:17:29,432 Uh, gas pedal's stuck. 431 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,575 - Did one of you do this? - Guilty. 432 00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:33,836 Brake! 433 00:17:33,871 --> 00:17:36,372 Brake, brake, brake, brake, brake, brake! 434 00:17:36,407 --> 00:17:39,008 I'm not comfortable with this. 435 00:17:39,043 --> 00:17:41,010 Yeah, I can see why most people would be worried by it, 436 00:17:41,045 --> 00:17:43,212 but, uh, why you, Kevin? 437 00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:46,082 Death! Mechanized death! 438 00:17:46,116 --> 00:17:47,784 Maybe! 439 00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,686 Today's lesson is math. 440 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,956 Simple equation... Fear minus death equals...? 441 00:17:53,354 --> 00:17:54,891 What? 442 00:17:54,925 --> 00:17:56,255 - Thrills. - Okay. 443 00:17:56,261 --> 00:17:58,658 Thrills, Kevin. Fear minus death equals thrills. 444 00:17:58,664 --> 00:17:59,762 Now, you know Yvette's never gonna 445 00:17:59,768 --> 00:18:00,868 let anything happen to you, 446 00:18:00,898 --> 00:18:03,232 so why aren't you enjoying that? 447 00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:04,867 I-I-I don't know. 448 00:18:04,902 --> 00:18:06,235 I never thought of that. 449 00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:07,483 Um... 450 00:18:08,934 --> 00:18:11,269 Then let go of the wheel. 451 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,760 Okay, I let go. I let go. 452 00:18:13,811 --> 00:18:15,056 Now for the fun part. 453 00:18:15,062 --> 00:18:16,484 Yvette, if you please. 454 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,066 Ohh! 455 00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:20,616 Oh, yes! 456 00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:22,986 Oh! Oh! Oh! 457 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,220 Yes! 458 00:18:25,789 --> 00:18:27,846 Oh, wow! Wow! 459 00:18:36,126 --> 00:18:37,400 I want to go again. 460 00:18:37,434 --> 00:18:38,501 Do you understand now? 461 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,837 Kevin, you and Susan are two very different people 462 00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:44,440 - with one thing in common. - You both care deeply about Kristin. 463 00:18:44,475 --> 00:18:46,551 Neither of you need to 464 00:18:46,557 --> 00:18:48,916 worry about the future. 465 00:18:48,946 --> 00:18:51,647 Kevin, thanks to us, your survival is a certainty, 466 00:18:51,682 --> 00:18:53,349 just like Susan's death. 467 00:18:53,384 --> 00:18:55,318 And that feeling that you feel right now, huh? 468 00:18:55,352 --> 00:18:56,953 - That exhilaration? - Yeah. 469 00:18:56,987 --> 00:18:58,347 Don't you think that Susan deserves to 470 00:18:58,353 --> 00:19:00,244 catch a whiff of that while she still can? 471 00:19:01,002 --> 00:19:02,091 Whoa. 472 00:19:02,947 --> 00:19:04,097 Coconut water, Nate? 473 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:06,691 Jazzing things up today a little bit, Amber. 474 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:08,833 Ooh. 475 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,124 Yep. 476 00:19:14,972 --> 00:19:16,205 Mm-hmm. 477 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,554 Hmm. 478 00:19:18,008 --> 00:19:19,942 Take one of you. 479 00:19:23,313 --> 00:19:24,480 Hi, Nate. 480 00:19:24,515 --> 00:19:25,938 Kevin. 481 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,610 Thank you. 482 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,771 Okay. 483 00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:33,790 Oh. 484 00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:35,725 That's quite a snack you got there. 485 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:38,066 Thanks. Oh, also, can I get two hot dogs 486 00:19:38,072 --> 00:19:39,901 and 16 scratchers, please? 487 00:19:39,907 --> 00:19:41,574 - Okay. - Thank you. 488 00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:43,666 What you got, a banana? That's cute. 489 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,298 Just trying to eat healthy. 490 00:19:45,304 --> 00:19:47,470 Ohh, not me. 491 00:19:47,504 --> 00:19:50,082 I am eating like nobody's watching. 492 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:53,962 - How you feeling, Kevin? - Hmm, that's a good question. 493 00:19:53,968 --> 00:19:55,736 In a word, I would say, 494 00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,547 "Whoo!" 495 00:19:59,016 --> 00:20:00,313 Keep blowing. 496 00:20:00,719 --> 00:20:03,121 Keep blowing. Okay, stop. 497 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,054 You're not drunk. 498 00:20:05,089 --> 00:20:06,622 No, man. 499 00:20:06,657 --> 00:20:09,158 You ever have a moment when your eyes are just... 500 00:20:09,497 --> 00:20:11,213 Opened as wide as possible 501 00:20:11,219 --> 00:20:13,000 to the ways of the world? 502 00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:14,176 What were your eyes opened to? 503 00:20:14,182 --> 00:20:15,998 The math of life. 504 00:20:16,522 --> 00:20:19,646 Fear divided by death equals... 505 00:20:20,104 --> 00:20:22,315 Wait, that's not it. Uh... 506 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,074 Okay, we just need to stop wasting time 507 00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:28,010 and grab life by its stones, Nate. 508 00:20:28,045 --> 00:20:31,647 Just grab it and squeeze and twist 509 00:20:31,682 --> 00:20:33,416 and just see what comes out. 510 00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:35,317 Okay, that's a terrible analogy. 511 00:20:35,323 --> 00:20:36,652 And good luck. 512 00:20:36,687 --> 00:20:38,819 Well, I'm not just talking about myself. 513 00:20:39,419 --> 00:20:41,654 When are you gonna ask Amy out? 514 00:20:41,911 --> 00:20:43,593 - What? - Hmm? 515 00:20:43,768 --> 00:20:46,536 We're just... friends, Kevin. That's all. 516 00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,376 That is not all. 517 00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:50,458 There is so much more there, 518 00:20:50,464 --> 00:20:52,602 - and it goes both ways, too. - No! 519 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,946 You think so? 520 00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:59,339 Grab, squeeze, and twist, Nate. 521 00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:06,294 Come on, there has to be something 522 00:21:06,328 --> 00:21:08,029 that you've always wanted to do 523 00:21:08,063 --> 00:21:10,241 - but told yourself you shouldn't. - Not that... 524 00:21:10,247 --> 00:21:14,202 - It doesn't even have to be that crazy. - Not that I can think of. 525 00:21:14,236 --> 00:21:15,938 Honestly, I-I've never been a 526 00:21:15,944 --> 00:21:17,644 bucket-list kind of person. 527 00:21:17,673 --> 00:21:19,374 It's so cliché. It's lame. 528 00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:20,441 Think about this... 529 00:21:20,476 --> 00:21:23,011 When everything is said and done and you look back, 530 00:21:23,045 --> 00:21:26,756 what's one thing where you can smile and say, 531 00:21:27,061 --> 00:21:28,920 "I gots mine"? 532 00:21:29,787 --> 00:21:30,987 You know? 533 00:21:30,993 --> 00:21:32,153 Uh... 534 00:21:32,187 --> 00:21:33,655 I guess there is something. 535 00:21:33,689 --> 00:21:35,089 Tell me. 536 00:21:35,124 --> 00:21:38,429 Susan Allen, what is it that you want? 537 00:21:40,796 --> 00:21:42,563 Vengeance. 538 00:21:47,548 --> 00:21:48,882 Ha! 539 00:21:49,104 --> 00:21:52,173 Ohh! 540 00:21:52,207 --> 00:21:54,609 I cannot believe you just did that. 541 00:22:14,296 --> 00:22:15,963 Tell me again how this is building up 542 00:22:15,998 --> 00:22:17,198 the power of your soul. 543 00:22:17,232 --> 00:22:19,300 Good Lord. Don't be such a square. 544 00:22:19,335 --> 00:22:21,202 This is what Susan wanted. 545 00:22:21,236 --> 00:22:22,904 Besides, it's fun. 546 00:22:22,938 --> 00:22:24,739 Fun can build the soul, right? 547 00:22:26,375 --> 00:22:27,762 What do you think? 548 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,238 Ohh! 549 00:22:31,024 --> 00:22:32,724 You're an artist. 550 00:22:34,783 --> 00:22:37,418 Oh, thank you so much for this, Kevin. 551 00:22:37,453 --> 00:22:38,586 Oh, that's okay. 552 00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:39,887 No, no. 553 00:22:39,922 --> 00:22:42,518 Until very recently, my life had become... 554 00:22:42,524 --> 00:22:44,096 Not great. 555 00:22:44,702 --> 00:22:47,537 You helped me let go of all that 556 00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:49,918 just for these few minutes. 557 00:22:49,999 --> 00:22:53,201 And I had no idea how badly I needed this until now. 558 00:22:55,137 --> 00:22:58,106 You've really made a big difference in my life. 559 00:22:58,140 --> 00:22:59,774 I wanted to make sure you knew that. 560 00:22:59,808 --> 00:23:02,176 I am really glad to hear that. 561 00:23:02,211 --> 00:23:05,680 That is how you build a soul. 562 00:23:07,649 --> 00:23:09,450 Suck it, Eddie Goodwin! 563 00:23:12,187 --> 00:23:14,288 What the hell?! 564 00:23:14,323 --> 00:23:16,290 I gots mine! 565 00:23:18,350 --> 00:23:19,460 Is that a penis? 566 00:23:19,495 --> 00:23:21,529 Yeah! Yeah, it is! 567 00:23:21,563 --> 00:23:24,160 - Uh, we need to get out of here. - No. 568 00:23:26,969 --> 00:23:29,604 - We got to go. - I'm too tired to run. 569 00:23:29,638 --> 00:23:30,805 Oh, my God. 570 00:23:30,839 --> 00:23:32,440 Okay, leave this to me. 571 00:23:43,098 --> 00:23:44,432 Professor? 572 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,768 No extensions, and no extra credit. 573 00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:48,002 Oh. 574 00:23:48,037 --> 00:23:50,078 - Hi. - I, uh... 575 00:23:51,173 --> 00:23:52,807 Brought you something. 576 00:23:52,841 --> 00:23:56,177 It's about the intersection of miracles and science. 577 00:23:56,482 --> 00:23:58,279 I'm sorry, but... 578 00:23:58,313 --> 00:23:59,631 I'm not really interested in, 579 00:23:59,637 --> 00:24:01,854 you know, crackpot theories. 580 00:24:01,884 --> 00:24:02,950 Oh. 581 00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:05,253 Uh, it's... my book. I wrote it. 582 00:24:05,287 --> 00:24:07,403 Oh. Uh, well, books are... 583 00:24:07,944 --> 00:24:09,262 They're treasures. 584 00:24:09,291 --> 00:24:10,958 I'm just messing with you. 585 00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:12,093 I... 586 00:24:12,127 --> 00:24:14,796 No, but, the, uh... The actual author's quite good, 587 00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:17,098 and it cites more than a few cases 588 00:24:17,132 --> 00:24:19,267 that mirror your own experience. 589 00:24:19,301 --> 00:24:22,003 Well, my experience wasn't a miracle. 590 00:24:22,618 --> 00:24:24,539 Well, how do you truly know? 591 00:24:24,573 --> 00:24:27,208 Because miracles aren't a thing. 592 00:24:27,242 --> 00:24:30,211 They're just events that science hasn't explained yet. 593 00:24:30,245 --> 00:24:31,940 Well, I mean, that's the beauty of a miracle. 594 00:24:31,946 --> 00:24:34,348 It's not about religion. It's about mystery. 595 00:24:34,383 --> 00:24:35,683 Oh, I hate that. 596 00:24:35,718 --> 00:24:38,519 No, that's literally why I became a scientist. 597 00:24:38,554 --> 00:24:41,389 Okay, so let's do some science, then. 598 00:24:41,423 --> 00:24:42,953 Take me back to where it happened. 599 00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,242 We'll take measurements, 600 00:24:44,248 --> 00:24:46,065 test every logical explanation, 601 00:24:46,095 --> 00:24:48,129 - and if we can't find one... - We'll find an example of something 602 00:24:48,163 --> 00:24:50,031 that science hasn't explained yet. 603 00:24:50,037 --> 00:24:51,814 Or you'll have begun your slide 604 00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:53,539 into the realm of crackpots. 605 00:24:53,569 --> 00:24:55,002 Not a chance. 606 00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:56,204 Okay, but you're on. 607 00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:05,880 I hope you order a grilled cheese 608 00:25:05,914 --> 00:25:07,548 better than you play Codenames. 609 00:25:07,583 --> 00:25:09,016 Wait till next time. 610 00:25:09,051 --> 00:25:10,518 We'll switch partners. 611 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:12,420 I'll take Kevin, and you can take Mom. 612 00:25:12,454 --> 00:25:13,888 Thank you. 613 00:25:13,922 --> 00:25:16,140 I had a really good time with you guys the other night. 614 00:25:16,146 --> 00:25:18,116 Yeah, me, too. 615 00:25:18,293 --> 00:25:21,062 Well, I had such a good time that I started wondering 616 00:25:21,068 --> 00:25:24,124 how you would feel if I asked your mother out... 617 00:25:25,105 --> 00:25:27,869 On a... on a date. 618 00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:29,129 Oh. 619 00:25:30,012 --> 00:25:31,439 I know that this is probably 620 00:25:31,473 --> 00:25:33,441 a really big step for both of you, 621 00:25:33,475 --> 00:25:36,210 and I would never do anything if it made you uncomfortable, 622 00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:39,180 so, I don't know, what do you think? 623 00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:42,450 So... no. 624 00:25:44,413 --> 00:25:46,454 - No? - No. 625 00:25:46,742 --> 00:25:48,407 Thank you. 626 00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:50,525 Oh. Okay. 627 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,537 Hmm, what I wouldn't give 628 00:26:02,571 --> 00:26:04,472 to see Eddie Goodwin's face right about now. 629 00:26:04,506 --> 00:26:06,502 The little bitch. 630 00:26:06,508 --> 00:26:09,464 Susan, you have a terrifying 631 00:26:09,470 --> 00:26:11,195 dark side, and I like it. 632 00:26:12,728 --> 00:26:14,897 Score one for Team Kevin. High five. 633 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,592 Ahh. 634 00:26:18,654 --> 00:26:20,321 Come on. Don't leave me hanging. 635 00:26:20,355 --> 00:26:23,124 If we were done here, Kevin would have had a vision. 636 00:26:23,158 --> 00:26:24,926 And there's been no vision yet, 637 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,372 Has there, Kevin? 638 00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:28,746 She's right. 639 00:26:29,681 --> 00:26:31,415 We got to turn this party up a notch. 640 00:26:31,421 --> 00:26:32,988 Hook this lady up to some bungee. 641 00:26:34,147 --> 00:26:35,469 What the hell are you doing? 642 00:26:35,504 --> 00:26:37,505 Mm! Day drinking with your high-school sweetheart. 643 00:26:37,511 --> 00:26:38,650 Why don't you join us? 644 00:26:38,656 --> 00:26:40,608 Did you trash Ed Goodwin's house last night? 645 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,347 What? No. Of course not. 646 00:26:42,353 --> 00:26:44,273 Oh, well, that's... that's... That's really funny 647 00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:45,693 because Ed recently installed 648 00:26:45,699 --> 00:26:47,341 a security camera on his front step. 649 00:26:50,185 --> 00:26:51,352 What do you have to say now? 650 00:26:51,386 --> 00:26:53,588 Oh... my God. 651 00:26:53,622 --> 00:26:55,923 Susan, how could you? 652 00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:59,026 Y... Eddie Goodwin is a villain and a vandal. 653 00:26:59,061 --> 00:27:00,962 Ed is a respected member of the community, 654 00:27:00,996 --> 00:27:02,964 and you burned a penis into his lawn. 655 00:27:02,998 --> 00:27:05,032 He burned boobs into my front lawn. 656 00:27:05,067 --> 00:27:06,543 His kids are in my class. 657 00:27:06,549 --> 00:27:07,750 Boobs! 658 00:27:07,756 --> 00:27:09,390 He was gonna call the cops. 659 00:27:09,396 --> 00:27:10,747 I had to tell him you were dying 660 00:27:10,753 --> 00:27:13,002 - and hopped up on pain meds. - Ooh, you played the cancer card. 661 00:27:13,008 --> 00:27:14,575 - Nice! - Great. 662 00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:17,812 'Kay, you know what? Just... Just forget it. 663 00:27:17,846 --> 00:27:19,380 Enjoy your happy hour. 664 00:27:19,414 --> 00:27:20,681 Honey... 665 00:27:20,716 --> 00:27:21,851 Hey. 666 00:27:23,752 --> 00:27:25,620 Kristin, your mom just wants 667 00:27:25,654 --> 00:27:26,928 to live the last year of her life 668 00:27:26,934 --> 00:27:28,357 the way she wants to live it, okay? 669 00:27:28,363 --> 00:27:29,657 Oh, so she's spending it running around, 670 00:27:29,663 --> 00:27:31,362 acting like an idiot with you? 671 00:27:31,368 --> 00:27:32,672 Isn't that her choice? 672 00:27:32,678 --> 00:27:34,639 - She's my best friend. - No, I know. 673 00:27:34,645 --> 00:27:37,347 When my dad ran off, she didn't miss a beat. 674 00:27:37,353 --> 00:27:40,780 She... She just sacrificed her entire life for us... 675 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,436 Working for us and... and... 676 00:27:42,471 --> 00:27:44,405 And fighting for us to have the same thing 677 00:27:44,439 --> 00:27:45,573 that every other kid had, and what? 678 00:27:45,607 --> 00:27:47,408 I don't get to fight for her? 679 00:27:47,442 --> 00:27:48,677 I don't... What? I'm supposed to 680 00:27:48,683 --> 00:27:50,298 just, what? Let her fade away? 681 00:27:50,304 --> 00:27:52,413 No, no, no, but you're wasting time... 682 00:27:52,447 --> 00:27:53,732 Yours and your mom's. 683 00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:56,250 - You need to realize that she... - Don't! Don't! 684 00:27:56,285 --> 00:27:57,919 Please don't help me. 685 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,666 Go back outside and enjoy the party, okay? 686 00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:08,854 I got to go clean up her mess. 687 00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,344 I... 688 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:19,928 You're bumming me out, man. 689 00:28:20,336 --> 00:28:21,691 I could snap my fingers and clean up 690 00:28:21,697 --> 00:28:23,098 Eddie Goodwin's lawn myself, 691 00:28:23,132 --> 00:28:24,246 and you could go back to what 692 00:28:24,252 --> 00:28:26,768 you're supposed to be doing, which is not yard work. 693 00:28:26,802 --> 00:28:28,636 This isn't about yard work, okay? 694 00:28:28,671 --> 00:28:31,573 I guess I just got so caught up in helping Susan 695 00:28:31,607 --> 00:28:32,992 I totally lost sight of what I 696 00:28:32,998 --> 00:28:34,614 might be putting Kristin through. 697 00:28:34,643 --> 00:28:36,311 I agree, Kevin. 698 00:28:36,912 --> 00:28:38,880 So happy with yourself. 699 00:28:40,416 --> 00:28:41,483 Hey, Nate. 700 00:28:41,517 --> 00:28:43,585 Uh, Amy is not home. 701 00:28:43,619 --> 00:28:46,031 Not here to talk to Amy. I'm here for you. 702 00:28:46,898 --> 00:28:48,895 Dude, you set me up. 703 00:28:49,258 --> 00:28:51,226 Wait, did Amy turn you down? 704 00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:52,660 No, I didn't ask her. 705 00:28:52,695 --> 00:28:54,362 I talked to Reese. 706 00:28:54,396 --> 00:28:57,232 - Why would you talk to Reese? - I couldn't just ask Amy out. 707 00:28:57,266 --> 00:28:58,833 I had to make sure Reese was okay with it. 708 00:28:58,868 --> 00:29:00,068 Oh, my God! 709 00:29:00,102 --> 00:29:02,637 You are... such a nice guy. 710 00:29:02,671 --> 00:29:03,769 Seriously. 711 00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:05,573 You would be, like, the perfect boyfriend. 712 00:29:05,608 --> 00:29:07,900 - I don't know why I listen to you. - No, I... Because, 713 00:29:07,906 --> 00:29:09,559 look, I-I'll talk to Reese, okay? 714 00:29:09,565 --> 00:29:12,300 Because there's got to be another explanation. 715 00:29:14,850 --> 00:29:16,627 You doing some landscaping? 716 00:29:17,275 --> 00:29:19,066 Nope. 717 00:29:31,834 --> 00:29:33,101 Hey. 718 00:29:33,135 --> 00:29:35,103 Hey, you don't have to do this. 719 00:29:35,137 --> 00:29:37,305 I've got a-a ladder. Let me help. 720 00:29:37,339 --> 00:29:38,630 Yeah, yeah. No, thank you 721 00:29:38,636 --> 00:29:39,972 'Cause I've already seen what 722 00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:41,314 your help looks like, so... 723 00:29:41,343 --> 00:29:42,844 Uh... 724 00:29:42,878 --> 00:29:45,202 Oh, there's Eddie. 725 00:29:45,482 --> 00:29:46,826 Hey, Eddie. 726 00:29:48,513 --> 00:29:50,887 Just gonna stand there and watch us. That's cool. 727 00:29:51,987 --> 00:29:54,309 Are you sure you don't want some help? 728 00:29:55,357 --> 00:29:57,525 I mean, some of it's pretty high up. 729 00:30:02,231 --> 00:30:05,025 I think that is the last of it. 730 00:30:08,337 --> 00:30:10,705 I wish you'd told me your mom was sick. 731 00:30:11,484 --> 00:30:12,818 Why? 732 00:30:14,009 --> 00:30:16,344 Well... because, 733 00:30:16,378 --> 00:30:17,812 I don't know, that... 734 00:30:18,195 --> 00:30:20,470 It's a lot to deal with by yourself. 735 00:30:22,585 --> 00:30:25,820 Yeah, uh, I-I guess I-I-I just thought 736 00:30:25,854 --> 00:30:28,136 that I would convince her 737 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,697 to go back into treatment. 738 00:30:32,478 --> 00:30:34,182 And, uh... 739 00:30:35,030 --> 00:30:36,544 Talking about it just kind 740 00:30:36,550 --> 00:30:38,238 of makes everything seem... 741 00:30:40,603 --> 00:30:42,003 ... inevitable. 742 00:30:46,388 --> 00:30:48,967 Plus, I didn't know how long you'd be sticking around, so... 743 00:30:51,073 --> 00:30:52,922 Yeah, uh... 744 00:30:53,617 --> 00:30:55,088 That makes sense. 745 00:30:55,985 --> 00:30:58,186 Look, I know that I seem really selfish, 746 00:30:58,220 --> 00:30:59,441 and, um... 747 00:30:59,447 --> 00:31:00,588 and I-I... 748 00:31:00,623 --> 00:31:02,390 You know, I understand why she wants to stop, 749 00:31:02,424 --> 00:31:04,348 because the chemo, like, it really... it's... 750 00:31:04,778 --> 00:31:06,903 It is worse than the illness. 751 00:31:08,731 --> 00:31:10,431 And it was never gonna be a cure, you know? 752 00:31:10,466 --> 00:31:11,766 It was just, uh... 753 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,202 It was just a delay. 754 00:31:16,272 --> 00:31:17,605 But, yeah, um... 755 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,940 You know, more... I just... 756 00:31:18,946 --> 00:31:21,894 More than that, I want her to be happy. So, you know. 757 00:31:25,814 --> 00:31:29,617 Could I... Could I see that security video again? 758 00:31:29,652 --> 00:31:30,976 - Uh... - Just... 759 00:31:31,298 --> 00:31:32,491 Sure. 760 00:31:34,189 --> 00:31:35,290 Yeah. 761 00:31:42,532 --> 00:31:45,128 I mean, she looks pretty happy to me. 762 00:31:46,269 --> 00:31:48,255 Yeah, she does. 763 00:31:57,446 --> 00:31:59,614 Is there enough for two? 764 00:32:00,104 --> 00:32:03,217 - I'm not up for a fight today. - Me, neither. 765 00:32:08,047 --> 00:32:09,509 Thank you. 766 00:32:11,393 --> 00:32:13,761 I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. 767 00:32:13,796 --> 00:32:15,663 Actually, uh... 768 00:32:15,698 --> 00:32:17,765 You impressed me. 769 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,434 The way you took out Eddie's mailbox... 770 00:32:19,468 --> 00:32:21,800 You got a beautiful swing. 771 00:32:23,172 --> 00:32:24,839 It's all in the hips. 772 00:32:27,811 --> 00:32:29,677 You know, I, um... 773 00:32:29,712 --> 00:32:32,847 I always thought you could take that wall out, 774 00:32:32,881 --> 00:32:35,102 just open this room up. 775 00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:38,653 Yeah, you're right. Better flow. 776 00:32:58,574 --> 00:33:01,209 Wait, that wasn't a load-bearing wall, was it? 777 00:33:01,243 --> 00:33:03,077 Your problem. Not mine. 778 00:33:16,456 --> 00:33:18,122 Hey. 779 00:33:19,181 --> 00:33:20,682 Hey. 780 00:33:20,688 --> 00:33:22,489 How are you? 781 00:33:22,495 --> 00:33:23,962 Fine. 782 00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:25,066 Cool. 783 00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:26,665 Um... 784 00:33:27,536 --> 00:33:28,836 Did you... 785 00:33:28,871 --> 00:33:31,047 Want something? 786 00:33:33,289 --> 00:33:34,701 No. 787 00:33:34,877 --> 00:33:36,377 You know, I-I... 788 00:33:36,412 --> 00:33:37,915 I was just thinking about... 789 00:33:37,921 --> 00:33:39,271 It's probably really weird 790 00:33:39,277 --> 00:33:40,859 for you to think about 791 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,881 your mom having, like, 792 00:33:43,887 --> 00:33:45,648 a personal life. 793 00:33:47,956 --> 00:33:49,357 Feelings and... 794 00:33:52,728 --> 00:33:53,861 ... wanting to date. 795 00:33:56,799 --> 00:33:58,192 Nate talked to you. 796 00:33:58,198 --> 00:34:00,201 I thought that you liked him. 797 00:34:00,235 --> 00:34:02,190 I do like him. 798 00:34:02,571 --> 00:34:04,346 He's cool. 799 00:34:04,901 --> 00:34:05,973 It's her. 800 00:34:06,008 --> 00:34:08,242 She's not ready. She'd wreck it. 801 00:34:08,277 --> 00:34:10,812 I... See, I don't... I don't know if that's true, Reese. 802 00:34:10,846 --> 00:34:12,880 You know her, Kevin. 803 00:34:12,915 --> 00:34:15,883 Can you imagine her dating anybody? 804 00:34:15,918 --> 00:34:17,885 She'd just, like, talk the whole time 805 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,921 and say stupid stuff. 806 00:34:19,955 --> 00:34:21,989 She can't help it. 807 00:34:22,024 --> 00:34:23,991 Wow, you might be right, actually. 808 00:34:24,026 --> 00:34:25,487 I am right. 809 00:34:26,662 --> 00:34:28,796 So, you're, like, pretty smart, aren't you? 810 00:34:28,831 --> 00:34:29,864 Shut up. 811 00:34:29,898 --> 00:34:31,933 Because, I mean, I look at you, and you seem dumb, 812 00:34:31,967 --> 00:34:33,267 like, really not intelligent. 813 00:34:33,302 --> 00:34:34,802 Just, like, there's nothing going on. 814 00:34:34,837 --> 00:34:36,504 Just a vacant stare, but actually, 815 00:34:36,538 --> 00:34:38,473 deep down somewhere, there's, like, 816 00:34:38,507 --> 00:34:40,274 some thoughts being rubbed togeth... 817 00:34:40,309 --> 00:34:41,609 Okay. 818 00:34:41,643 --> 00:34:42,964 Have a good night. 819 00:34:43,488 --> 00:34:45,813 Dave suggested I take Susan streaking, but... 820 00:34:45,848 --> 00:34:47,181 No way. 821 00:34:47,216 --> 00:34:49,784 - No normal person wants to do that. - I know! 822 00:34:49,818 --> 00:34:51,853 And I just don't have the cardio in me 823 00:34:51,887 --> 00:34:54,021 - to do that kind of running. - Kevin... 824 00:34:54,118 --> 00:34:55,216 Huh? 825 00:34:55,991 --> 00:34:58,022 Oh, hi. Is, uh... 826 00:34:59,037 --> 00:35:00,995 Wait, S... Sean! 827 00:35:01,029 --> 00:35:02,530 It's, uh... It's Kevin Finn. 828 00:35:02,564 --> 00:35:03,734 I-I, um... 829 00:35:03,809 --> 00:35:05,776 I was actually looking for your mom. 830 00:35:05,782 --> 00:35:06,815 Hey, Kevin. 831 00:35:07,035 --> 00:35:08,202 I'm sorry. 832 00:35:08,237 --> 00:35:09,837 Mom passed away last night. 833 00:35:11,507 --> 00:35:12,766 I... 834 00:35:13,085 --> 00:35:14,813 I thought... 835 00:35:15,043 --> 00:35:17,311 She said she could have more than a year. 836 00:35:17,346 --> 00:35:18,639 I know. 837 00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:20,210 It was in her sleep. 838 00:35:21,278 --> 00:35:23,179 You know, peaceful. 839 00:35:23,519 --> 00:35:25,786 Kristin's here. Why don't you come inside? 840 00:35:25,821 --> 00:35:27,555 Um... 841 00:35:27,589 --> 00:35:29,390 No. Uh... no. Than... Thank you. 842 00:35:29,424 --> 00:35:31,826 No, I don't want to intrude. 843 00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:33,942 Um... I'm so sorry, Sean. 844 00:35:33,948 --> 00:35:35,548 Yeah. 845 00:35:47,581 --> 00:35:49,151 0.79 seconds. 846 00:35:49,310 --> 00:35:51,578 Does the health department know how you're using 847 00:35:51,613 --> 00:35:53,781 their first-aid dummy? 848 00:35:53,815 --> 00:35:56,116 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. Don't come down. 849 00:35:56,151 --> 00:35:58,052 I-I want to just measure your distance. 850 00:35:58,342 --> 00:36:00,402 Close your eyes 'cause it's a laser. 851 00:36:02,833 --> 00:36:04,011 So, what do you hope to get 852 00:36:04,017 --> 00:36:05,320 from all these measurements? 853 00:36:05,326 --> 00:36:07,194 Insight. 854 00:36:07,228 --> 00:36:08,796 Yeah, but you lose possibility. 855 00:36:08,830 --> 00:36:11,365 As long as you don't know, anything's possible. 856 00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:15,172 Can I open my eyes? 857 00:36:15,637 --> 00:36:16,637 No. 858 00:36:16,671 --> 00:36:19,390 - What, are you messing with me? - Yes. 859 00:36:20,437 --> 00:36:22,242 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 860 00:36:22,277 --> 00:36:23,610 I-I don't think there's anything 861 00:36:23,645 --> 00:36:25,279 that'll ever explain what happened. 862 00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:27,314 Good! Great! 863 00:36:27,348 --> 00:36:29,817 Now that's an interesting world to live in. 864 00:36:29,851 --> 00:36:31,618 No, not great. 865 00:36:31,653 --> 00:36:34,421 Annoying. Frustrating. Look at you. 866 00:36:34,456 --> 00:36:35,789 You're energized. 867 00:36:35,824 --> 00:36:37,891 You're... You're motivated. Why? 868 00:36:37,926 --> 00:36:39,727 Because not knowing isn't comforting, 869 00:36:39,761 --> 00:36:41,061 but it's exciting. 870 00:36:41,096 --> 00:36:42,563 Like going up a roller coaster 871 00:36:42,597 --> 00:36:46,133 or standing in front of a smart... 872 00:36:46,167 --> 00:36:48,728 Intriguing engineering professor, 873 00:36:49,228 --> 00:36:50,771 wanting to ask her out, 874 00:36:50,805 --> 00:36:53,340 but not really knowing how she'd respond. 875 00:36:53,374 --> 00:36:56,076 It's all neck chills and stomach butterflies. 876 00:36:56,111 --> 00:36:57,323 Yes. 877 00:36:57,940 --> 00:36:59,179 What? 878 00:36:59,214 --> 00:37:01,248 Well, um... 879 00:37:01,282 --> 00:37:03,350 Not to remove any possibilities, 880 00:37:03,384 --> 00:37:06,487 but, um, if you were to ask me out, 881 00:37:06,521 --> 00:37:08,789 I would... I would say "Yes." 882 00:37:17,554 --> 00:37:19,722 Your boss... 883 00:37:20,201 --> 00:37:21,665 Is a jerk. 884 00:37:22,737 --> 00:37:26,006 A lovely and decent woman dies, 885 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:29,209 leaving another wonderful woman devastated. 886 00:37:31,045 --> 00:37:32,827 You're preaching to the choir. 887 00:37:33,481 --> 00:37:36,483 All I want is... Is an explanation, okay? 888 00:37:36,518 --> 00:37:38,952 I don't think that that is too much to ask for. 889 00:37:38,987 --> 00:37:40,836 Yeah, I wish I could give you one. 890 00:37:41,322 --> 00:37:43,357 But I have my theory. 891 00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:44,792 I think, uh, God just wants 892 00:37:44,826 --> 00:37:47,306 all of us to stay occupied. 893 00:37:48,329 --> 00:37:49,563 "Stay occupied"? 894 00:37:49,597 --> 00:37:50,790 Sure. 895 00:37:51,432 --> 00:37:54,501 You know, I mean, the busier we are doing stuff, 896 00:37:54,536 --> 00:37:56,036 the less questions we ask. 897 00:37:56,070 --> 00:37:57,671 "Why are we here?" 898 00:37:57,705 --> 00:37:59,351 "What are God's plans?" 899 00:38:00,326 --> 00:38:02,750 You know, in the short time that I've been in this place, 900 00:38:02,756 --> 00:38:04,857 I've, uh... I've realized something. 901 00:38:06,848 --> 00:38:08,248 I don't think there is a plan. 902 00:38:13,788 --> 00:38:15,155 Kristin. Hey. 903 00:38:15,190 --> 00:38:16,723 I'm so sorry. 904 00:38:16,758 --> 00:38:18,358 I-I came by, and... 905 00:38:18,393 --> 00:38:20,093 Yeah. No, I heard. Thank you. 906 00:38:21,596 --> 00:38:23,397 Isn't everyone still there? 907 00:38:23,431 --> 00:38:25,098 Yeah. 908 00:38:25,133 --> 00:38:28,368 Um, my family is... Is great. 909 00:38:28,403 --> 00:38:30,394 But... But, um... 910 00:38:31,533 --> 00:38:32,934 But. 911 00:38:37,212 --> 00:38:40,110 So, I-I went for a drive, and, um... 912 00:38:41,576 --> 00:38:44,612 My car drove me here, so... 913 00:38:45,478 --> 00:38:47,182 Well... 914 00:38:47,355 --> 00:38:49,515 You don't happen to have another one of those, do you? 915 00:38:49,521 --> 00:38:52,189 Oh! Yeah! I have... I have, uh... 916 00:38:52,195 --> 00:38:53,529 Yeah. 917 00:38:56,664 --> 00:38:58,429 Thank you. 918 00:39:04,106 --> 00:39:05,848 She was happy. 919 00:39:07,801 --> 00:39:09,343 You know, and I... 920 00:39:10,062 --> 00:39:11,917 I think it's... it's really 921 00:39:11,946 --> 00:39:14,948 the most anyone can wish for in life. 922 00:39:16,784 --> 00:39:19,319 Yeah, I hope I'm so lucky. 923 00:39:24,759 --> 00:39:28,195 I'm really glad that you're not just passing through. 924 00:39:32,062 --> 00:39:33,275 Me, too. 925 00:39:37,205 --> 00:39:39,139 Oh, wow. Look at the sunset. 926 00:39:39,173 --> 00:39:40,908 It's beautiful. 927 00:39:49,884 --> 00:39:51,852 It's incredible. 928 00:40:02,853 --> 00:40:04,649 Let me start this meeting by saying 929 00:40:04,655 --> 00:40:06,223 Team Kevin is kicking ass. 930 00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:07,696 Yes! 931 00:40:07,730 --> 00:40:10,165 Yvette, while the rest of us were unsure, 932 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,722 you were the one who correctly 933 00:40:11,728 --> 00:40:13,237 identified our goal. 934 00:40:13,243 --> 00:40:14,701 Okay, wonderful. Now let's talk about... 935 00:40:14,707 --> 00:40:16,371 But, Dave, it was your methods, 936 00:40:16,406 --> 00:40:19,007 unconventional as they may be, 937 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:20,785 that really got us to 938 00:40:20,791 --> 00:40:22,616 achieve those goals. 939 00:40:22,645 --> 00:40:25,328 And that is why you are... 940 00:40:26,516 --> 00:40:29,451 Team Kevin's Player of the Game. 941 00:40:29,486 --> 00:40:30,853 Whoa. 942 00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:32,247 Whoa. 943 00:40:33,273 --> 00:40:34,890 You must have so many gold stars. 944 00:40:34,924 --> 00:40:37,359 Uh, this is a new thing. 945 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:38,926 Well, what we need to remember 946 00:40:38,932 --> 00:40:40,990 is that we are a great team. 947 00:40:40,996 --> 00:40:42,197 Hell, yeah. 948 00:40:42,232 --> 00:40:44,301 Uh, Kevin, if... If you'll excuse 949 00:40:44,307 --> 00:40:46,375 Yvette and I for just a sec...? 950 00:40:47,132 --> 00:40:48,733 I'm not even gonna try to follow you. 951 00:40:51,169 --> 00:40:52,641 You know what, we'll skip the glasses 952 00:40:52,675 --> 00:40:55,050 and drink straight from the tap. 953 00:40:55,512 --> 00:40:57,105 Fore! 954 00:41:01,861 --> 00:41:03,104 Hey, um... 955 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,091 look, I know this is hard for you. 956 00:41:05,121 --> 00:41:07,417 You've been working your ass off, and all of a sudden, there's a new 957 00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:08,803 baby, and he gets a gold star and... 958 00:41:08,809 --> 00:41:10,977 Oh, I... Oh, I don't... I don't care about a gold star. 959 00:41:11,011 --> 00:41:13,879 Yeah, no, I-I know. Yeah, well, you know, but you do. 960 00:41:13,914 --> 00:41:16,199 You do. You do. A little bit. It's a gold star, so... 961 00:41:21,957 --> 00:41:24,058 To Team Kevin. 962 00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:26,164 You see, that's what I'm talking about. 963 00:41:26,170 --> 00:41:27,819 With the two of us putting our talents together, 964 00:41:27,825 --> 00:41:29,759 we'll guide Kevin to the Righteous in no time. 965 00:41:29,765 --> 00:41:31,465 Yeah, but we don't have that luxury. 966 00:41:31,471 --> 00:41:33,776 - What are you talking about? - You and I both know the clock is 967 00:41:33,782 --> 00:41:35,455 ticking on this whole situation. 968 00:41:35,461 --> 00:41:37,495 You want to save this place? We need to act quickly. 969 00:41:39,276 --> 00:41:41,032 You have... 970 00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:43,467 Talents, Dave... 971 00:41:43,502 --> 00:41:45,636 Skills I don't have. 972 00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:48,439 Well, this is true. 973 00:41:48,473 --> 00:41:52,410 Trivia night, origami, interpretive dance, 974 00:41:52,444 --> 00:41:55,312 sensual massage, welding, drawing circles. 975 00:41:55,347 --> 00:41:56,947 Interpersonal skills. 976 00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:59,583 You have the gift of sales, Dave. 977 00:41:59,618 --> 00:42:01,919 And we need to put those skills to the test. 978 00:42:02,117 --> 00:42:03,284 How so? 979 00:42:07,826 --> 00:42:09,326 I have a mission for you. 980 00:42:12,465 --> 00:42:15,533 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 66923

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