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My hat is amazing.
I wear it for many reasons.
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The star on my hat shoots laser beams
to help me fight bad guys.
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It has a freeze ray.
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There is a heat ray...
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- And a brain melt ray.
- My brain!
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There is a grabbing ray
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and a cutting ray.
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But I also wear my hat to hide
my most embarrassing secret.
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I... am bald.
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One day, at the scene of the fire
the cop found the perfect axe.
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That was the day he became
Axe Cop!
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So he had tryouts and hired a partner.
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I will chop your heads off!
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Right on time, mail guy.
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Tell me you're holding a
sweet halloween catalogue!
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Nope... I'm holding two.
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Oh yeah!
You know me so well, mail guy.
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Or should I say, "mail friend"?
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Big guy, got some gun bills for you.
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- That's not my name.
- Sockarang,
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- jury duty.
- Aw!
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- Confetti style!
- Yay!
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Axe Cop, here's a bag of fan mail
from single women,
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as per ushe.
And one mysterious envelope.
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Hmmm.
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Axe Cop, check it out.
I'm gonna be sexy ketchup,
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you be sexy mustard.
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Hey, Axe Cop, you okay?
Your face looks like it's melting.
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Uh... I'm going out
to get some mayonnaise.
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What's going on? I thought
he hated mayonnaise.
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I cannot figure that guy out.
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Is that right?
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Good job, little chicky.
Axe Cop won't be a problem now.
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I couldn't have done it without you.
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Come here, shh shh.
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And now, without Axe Cop
here to stop me,
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it's time to summon the Hell Chicken
zombie apocalypse.
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Hell Chicken zombie apocalypse!
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You sure you haven't seen him?
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Moustache, cop outfit,
full head of hair,
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partially melted face. No?
All right.
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Well, I've tried every
mayonnaise store in town
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- and no one's seen Axe Cop.
- Don't be such a worry-wart.
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Oh no! Zombie!
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Lava!
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Those aren't just zombies.
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Those are Hell Chicken zombies!
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Oh no.
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Ah, it's got my leg!
My lucky leg!
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Grey Diamond, get the desk!
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I've been bit.
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I'm gonna change into
a Hell Chicken zombie.
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Quick!
We're gonna to have to amputate!
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- Amputate?!
- Grey, hold him down.
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This is going
to be the worst experience
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you've ever had in
your life, pain-wise.
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No no no no...
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The whole world is being attacked
by Hell Chicken zombies...
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from hell. And people are wondering
where the heck is Axe Cop?
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Look! A gold TV!
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Shh!
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Oh man, it's Axe Cop.
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I got a great idea.
Go kill him.
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Me? No no.
You go kill him.
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I-I tried to kill him last time.
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All right fine. Let's
go kill him together.
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Yeah, I'd like that.
I'd like that a lot.
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- Surprise!
- What the heck?!
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Axe Cop, come in.
This your attack decoy.
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Make it quick, attack decoy,
I'm watching "Uncle Axe."
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I have two more dead
bad guys coming your way.
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Ahhhhh. What the...?
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Axe Cop?
I thought you just killed us!
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I did kill you.
But then I un-killed you.
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Follow me.
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Where are we?
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- I think we're in Chicago.
- Wrong.
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You're in Secret Town,
where no one knows my secret,
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which means I can never be embarrassed,
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because being embarrassed
is my greatest weakness.
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It makes me melt... literally.
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But here I am safe.
Even the animals can't hurt me.
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The rams will never ram.
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And the bears are all hairless,
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so they are too ashamed to bite.
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All the work in Secret Town
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is done by bad guys I killed
and brought back to life.
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Look, it's evil Rhino Man!
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Rhino Man was one of the baddest
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bad guys on the whole planet.
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How'd you get him to
scoop ice cream for you?
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With hypnotizing ice cream.
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You're a garbage lady now.
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- Pick that up.
- Right away, Axe Cop.
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- And you are my butler now.
- Very good, sir.
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Secret Town's the best.
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I love this place.
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I think we should be safe now.
Why don't you guys get some naptime?
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- I'll take the first shift.
- Oh fun, it'll be like a sleepover.
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And you know who's
awesome at sleepovers?
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Liborg! Which is why, while
you were talking, I signaled
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for him to come over on my
best-friend-calling watch.
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- No, you did not.
- And he should be here
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- right about...
- No!
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I think you're mispronouncing "now!"
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Liborg!
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Best friend!
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- Look out!
- Ah, zombies!
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This way!
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Oh Wexter! Thank goodness!
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Quick!
Everybody, hop on!
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Wexter, let's go!
Come on, boy.
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- Oh!
- Hell Chicken zombie Wexter!
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That will be all, butler.
I am going to bed.
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I bid you good evening, Axe Cop.
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Shall I wake you in the morning?
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No need. When I sleep
it's only for two minutes.
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- I am dreaming.
- Axe Cop.
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- Uncle Axe!
- Axe Cop,
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thank you for being my biggest fan.
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You're welcome. I'm
going to wake up now.
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Wait, Axe Cop.
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Hell Chicken has summoned the
Hell Chicken zombie apocalypse.
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You need to leave secret
town and save everyone.
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I can't help them, Uncle Axe.
Hell Chicken knows my secret.
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And if he tells anyone,
I'll be so embarrassed
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that I will melt away... literally.
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You don't need to be embarrassed.
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- Everyone has a secret.
- Even you, Uncle Axe?
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Even me... Uncle Axe.
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Turn down the volume on the TV
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so I can whisper a secret to you.
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A secret nobody knows.
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Morning tea, sir.
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- Yah!
- I've got it, I've got it.
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Okay, boys, hold up.
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Now, Mr. President, tell me the launch
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codes for all the nuclear
weapons in the world
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so I can finish this
apoca-bawk-alypse!
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I already told you.
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Go f-fff-find a pen
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and write this down.
Four, eight, fif...
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Time to go back to hell, chicken.
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Welcome to the party, Axe Cop.
You remember your team?
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Axe Cop's brains!
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My team is Hell Chicken zombies now?
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Hell Chicken zombies,
remove Axe Cop's hat!
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Chop!
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What the heck?
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Axe Cop's brain.
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You should've stayed away, Axe Cop.
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Now I have no choice but
to embarrass you to death.
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Everybody, look!
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Axe Cop is...
bald!
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Wait!
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You're supposed to melt
when you're embarrassed.
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- Why aren't you melting?
- My childhood hero,
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Uncle Axe, told me that I
don't have to be embarrassed
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about being bald because
everyone has a secret.
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- Even Uncle Axe.
- Oh yeah?
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What's Uncle Axe's secret?
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Uncle Axe's secret is
that I, Axe Cop,
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have a double secret...
an ultimate robot lives
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- inside my bald head!
- Bawk!
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No!
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Bawk!
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Axe Cop, catch!
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Ahh-hhh!
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Bawk! Bawk bawk.
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Looks like your embarrassing
secret is: You're dead.
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- Axe Cop, you're back!
- Hey hey hey, Axe Cop.
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Have you been looking for
mayonnaise this whole time?
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No.
I was afraid if anyone found out
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that I was bald
I would be so embarrassed
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- that I would die.
- Oh, bald?
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What's the big deal?
Being bald isn't that bad.
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Not for me because I have
the ultimate robot in my head.
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But for everybody else, it's the
absolute worst thing you can be.
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Well, I don't know about that.
I mean, some guys can pull it off.
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No, they can't.
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