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What the heck?
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No! No!
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One day, at the scene of the fire,
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the cop found the perfect axe.
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That was the day he became...
Axe Cop!
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So he had tryouts
and hired a partner.
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I will chop your heads off!
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Here comes the giant dinosaur
with food for the little baby.
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Mmm.
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- What was that?
- I better take a look.
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Here, take your flute.
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Axe Cop, what are you doing here?
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- You're making a mess!
- The head trash at the station was full.
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Axe Cop, come in.
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- This is the chief of the normal police.
- What?
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There's a Vampire Man baby
kid terrorizing the city.
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Sounds good. Okay, bye.
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See you later, Flute Cop.
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I have to go on an
important night mission.
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Hey, Axe Cop, maybe
I can tag along on this one?
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What do you say?
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Fine, just this once. Let's go!
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Wexter!
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All right, my first night mission!
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Anita, can you run Uni-Baby a bath?
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I'll be home in a couple of hours!
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Vampire Man baby kid is
moving North on Columbus
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through the Crosstown Bridge,
making his way past the museum
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and, uh...
Wait, I lost him somehow.
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- Fly home!
- Who was that?
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It was Axe Cop and Flute Cop!
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We saved you and
you're welcome!
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What are you doing?
On night missions,
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- you have to stay in the shadows.
- Oh, right. Yes, sorry.
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Like this? Can you see me?
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Hold him still, Flute Cop.
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- I'll chop your head...
- No, Axe Cop, wait.
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- Don't chop his head off!
- What?
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On night missions, I always
chop off bad guys' heads.
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Get with the program, Flute Cop!
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But he's not trying to bite my neck.
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- He's trying to tell me a secret.
- A secret?
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Vampire Man baby kid is saying
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that he used to be a normal happy baby
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who lived with his
parents inside of the Moon.
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Don't you mean on the Moon?
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Nope. He's saying inside the Moon.
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Good morning, sweetie.
Say hi to daddy.
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His father was a vampire.
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His job was to protect the dial
that controls the phases of the Moon.
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Protect it from who?
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From the moon people, who
are normally very weak.
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But if the dial was ever
stuck on a super Moon,
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they would all turn into super
werewolves and attack Earth.
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They were a perfect happy family
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until one day his
parents got into a fight.
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- What was their fight about?
- He says he doesn't know.
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I mean, he's just a baby.
He doesn't pick up on nuances.
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So his father got so mad,
he tried to bite his mother.
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And then this little peanut
right here...
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...jumped in the way to save
her and was bitten by accident.
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Go get help, Vampire Man baby kid!
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- Axe Cop, we need to go to the Moon.
- Not a chance!
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I don't help babies,
especially on night missions!
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I should never have brought
you along, Flute Cop.
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But you did, buddy,
and I love babies, you know that.
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I vote we help the
little guy save his mom
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from his evil vampire father.
What do you say?
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Hmm, I always have wanted
to kill an evil vampire.
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- Now we're talking!
- But if we're going to fight on the Moon,
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we're going to need upgrades.
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All right!
Where do you get upgrades?
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- The weapons store.
- Great, where is it?
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The woods.
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- Oh, no one's here.
- Wrong.
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Hyah!
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- What the heck?
- You are Bear Cop now.
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Oh great.
What's your upgrade?
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I don't need one.
I'm already perfect.
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Now go try out your moves
on those evil lumberjacks.
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What?
What evil lumberjacks?
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Whoa!
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Oh! Huh?
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You are now Spider Bear Cop!
Finish them!
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Yeah, that's right.
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Now it's time to go
kill an evil vampire.
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- And save this baby's mom!
- Wexter!
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All right, Wexter got us on the Moon,
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now use your spider leg bear
claws to get us in the Moon.
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Not a problem with these puppies.
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Let me just dig in.
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Oh no, moon people.
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We don't have to worry about them.
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The Moon's not a super
moon, so they're weak.
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Look! That must be
the tower where Vampire Man
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baby kid's mom is being held prisoner.
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Now let's go kill an evil
vampire, Spider Bear Cop!
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Please let me out of this cage.
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Never! You lied to me!
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Set her free, evil vampire!
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We can do this the hard
way or the sharp way.
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My baby!
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I knew you'd come back for me.
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- Now kill your father!
- No, that's my job.
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No, she's the bad guy, not me.
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He's crazy!
Don't listen to him!
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I saved you!
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- Mama!
- No no no no no, not now.
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Mommy's got something she's
been waiting a long time to do.
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Don't let her touch that moon dial!
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- She's gonna use it to attack Earth!
- That's right!
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- Wait. What?
- I only married this vampire
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to get close enough to his moon dial.
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Every second of the day,
he never stopped working,
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but one night around dinner time...
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...I had my chance.
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Honey, can you get that?
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I'm in the middle of
changing our baby.
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It's just a couple of seconds.
What could happen?
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There was no one there.
What the heck?
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Wha... What are you doing?
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You're a moon person.
Our whole life has been a lie!
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You just wanted to touch that moon dial!
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Please don't bite me!
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And that's when he
accidentally bit our son
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and turned him into
this disgusting thing.
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- Mama.
- But you didn't understand.
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You thought I was the good guy,
because you're just a baby,
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and babies are dumb.
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Well, she's right about that.
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And now all my moon people
will be able to change
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into their true form...
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super werewolves.
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Now me and my super
werewolf brothers and sisters
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are going to attack Earth.
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The dial... it's broken.
I can't turn it back.
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- What are we gonna do?
- There is only one way
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to stop the super werewolves
from destroying Earth.
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We have to blow up the Moon.
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But how? There aren't
any bombs on the Moon.
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The Moon has a self-destruct button.
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That's super convenient.
Where is it?
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- Inside of me.
- But if we activate it,
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- you'll die along with the Moon.
- Father!
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It's our only option.
I knew this day would come,
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because why else would there be
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a button inside me to blow up the Moon?
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This is my destiny.
Goodbye, son.
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I love you.
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It is time, Axe Cop.
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The only way to activate
the self-destruct button
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inside of me is to karate kick me
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- in the chest... really hard.
- Okay.
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Hyah!
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Don't worry, Vampire Man baby kid.
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I will adopt you and I
will raise you as my own.
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The Moon will self-destruct
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in 10, nine, eight...
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We're done here.
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...two, one.
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Wexter!
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What the heck?!
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Oh no!
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Whoo! Not too shabby for
my first night mission, huh?
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I'm proud of myself.
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Oh hey, there's my house.
Can you just drop us off right there?
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My pleasure.
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♪ And so we are one big happy family ♪
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♪ Of a bunch of people who
are not blood relatives ♪
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♪ We just happen to be
living under the same roof. ♪
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Dada!
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