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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,667 --> 00:00:19,833 各位觀眾朋友大家好 2 00:00:20,250 --> 00:00:22,333 這部電影是由華文創 3 00:00:22,417 --> 00:00:24,792 和甜蜜生活聯合提供 4 00:00:25,583 --> 00:00:28,958 由業界最專業的甜蜜生活來製作 5 00:00:29,917 --> 00:00:33,458 我們邀請業界最難相處的葉女士 6 00:00:33,542 --> 00:00:36,042 和鍾先生來擔任監製 7 00:00:36,833 --> 00:00:38,500 我是始終如一的導演 8 00:00:38,583 --> 00:00:39,542 啊堯 9 00:00:40,292 --> 00:00:42,750 在電影的放映過程當中 10 00:00:43,167 --> 00:00:44,333 我會三不五時 11 00:00:44,417 --> 00:00:46,000 出來講幾句話 12 00:00:46,667 --> 00:00:48,625 宣傳一下個人的理念 13 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:50,458 順便解釋劇情 14 00:00:51,042 --> 00:00:52,833 請大家慢慢看 15 00:00:52,917 --> 00:00:54,417 就先不打擾 16 00:00:55,042 --> 00:00:56,167 需要的時候 17 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:57,875 我才會再出來 18 00:02:03,292 --> 00:02:04,417 幹你娘 19 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:06,458 你是在敲什麼鬼東西 20 00:02:07,167 --> 00:02:08,750 拍子都敲錯了 21 00:02:39,042 --> 00:02:39,792 粉鳥 22 00:02:41,083 --> 00:02:42,500 你又還沒秤重 23 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:44,375 才一百而已 24 00:02:44,792 --> 00:02:46,292 我這一塊磚頭 25 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:47,417 一萬多個瓶子 26 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,792 才五千多塊 27 00:02:49,917 --> 00:02:51,667 我光是掉在地板上的 28 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:53,417 都比你撿的還多了 29 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:55,583 沒啦 30 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:57,083 一百塊 31 00:02:57,958 --> 00:02:59,708 買一個便當就沒了 32 00:02:59,792 --> 00:03:01,042 肚財啊 33 00:03:01,125 --> 00:03:02,583 我以前生意做比較小 34 00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:03,917 現在做比較大了 35 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,042 其實 36 00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:06,833 你這種一點點的 我沒在收了 37 00:03:06,917 --> 00:03:09,458 如果不是看在我們是同學 38 00:03:09,542 --> 00:03:11,167 我怎麼可能會收 39 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,167 一百不夠 40 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:14,708 一百二 41 00:03:14,792 --> 00:03:16,375 還是我給你一百五 42 00:03:37,958 --> 00:03:38,708 阿母 43 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:40,083 抱歉來晚了 44 00:03:40,167 --> 00:03:41,667 妳有比較好嗎 45 00:03:42,042 --> 00:03:44,583 有啦 還是有點暈暈的 46 00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:53,250 還是阿母 47 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,417 我再請護士幫妳吊一支點滴 48 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:56,583 好啦 49 00:03:56,667 --> 00:03:57,792 好嗎 50 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:09,625 護士小姐 51 00:04:16,583 --> 00:04:19,125 可以麻煩妳再幫我媽媽吊一支點滴 52 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:20,417 現在已經快五點了 53 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:22,375 我們沒辦法再吊點滴了 54 00:04:22,708 --> 00:04:24,125 拜託一下啦 55 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:26,833 拜託啦 56 00:04:29,542 --> 00:04:30,583 護士小姐 57 00:04:41,167 --> 00:04:42,167 歐巴馬 58 00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:45,167 還要多久 59 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:47,083 還要再一下子 60 00:04:49,417 --> 00:04:51,417 你以為我在裡面玩嗎 61 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,667 熱到被人幹 62 00:04:55,542 --> 00:04:57,208 內褲都濕了 63 00:05:00,417 --> 00:05:01,458 熱死了 64 00:05:03,958 --> 00:05:05,333 你朋友來了 65 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:07,500 幹你娘 66 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:09,042 你是趕來吃飯的嗎 67 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:10,208 沒有啦 68 00:05:10,708 --> 00:05:12,417 帶我媽去衛生所啦 69 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:13,500 快要下班了 70 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,000 東西趕快收一收 71 00:05:15,708 --> 00:05:19,250 這個工廠大家都很關懷對方的老母 72 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:22,000 那是一種人與人之間的關懷 73 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:25,417 菜埔白天的工作都是兼差的 74 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:28,833 正式的工作是在這當夜班警衛 75 00:05:29,292 --> 00:05:32,958 他會順便在大家下班前把工廠打掃一下 76 00:05:35,625 --> 00:05:36,667 水蛙 你在做什麼 77 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:37,833 小心一點 78 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:39,750 水蛙 你好心一點好不好 79 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:41,458 耳朵都聾掉了 80 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:42,833 現在是怎樣 81 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:45,750 做的不開心嗎 82 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:46,708 沒有 沒有 沒有 83 00:05:46,792 --> 00:05:48,250 佛頭怎麼會這樣 84 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:49,875 在前面大小聲的 85 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,958 是工廠的老闆啟文 86 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:54,125 在後面摸屁股的 87 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:57,042 是高委員和他的助理瓦樂莉 88 00:05:58,167 --> 00:06:00,542 雖然高委員的戲份不多 89 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:02,000 但是他奮鬥的過程 90 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:03,875 值得我們來介紹 91 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:06,333 他十幾年前 92 00:06:06,417 --> 00:06:08,000 從一個街頭運動者 93 00:06:08,083 --> 00:06:10,208 一路爬上國會議員 94 00:06:11,417 --> 00:06:13,333 在他五連霸時 95 00:06:13,417 --> 00:06:16,417 副議長送他一個高級的紅木桌 96 00:06:17,417 --> 00:06:19,375 但自從瓦樂莉來了之後 97 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:21,792 高委員的紅木桌 98 00:06:21,875 --> 00:06:23,833 就突然多了一片木板 99 00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:27,333 主要是方便瓦樂莉辦公 100 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:30,833 當別人在桌上用滑鼠辦公時 101 00:06:30,917 --> 00:06:32,917 瓦樂莉都是躲在桌下 102 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,750 操作著高委員的歡樂棍 103 00:06:52,167 --> 00:06:53,667 整間搞得烏漆抹黑 104 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:55,125 這樣會有客人嗎 105 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:57,458 老闆說這樣比較省錢 106 00:06:57,958 --> 00:06:59,500 反正平常也沒有人 107 00:06:59,583 --> 00:07:00,917 都是靠裡面那一間 108 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:13,333 年輕人 等一下幫我泡一碗麵 109 00:07:13,417 --> 00:07:14,375 要加蛋 110 00:07:15,917 --> 00:07:17,167 那個還要嗎 111 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:21,000 謝謝 112 00:07:41,708 --> 00:07:42,917 今天生意很好喔 113 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,292 還過得去 114 00:07:45,375 --> 00:07:47,375 客人點一碗麵 115 00:07:47,458 --> 00:07:48,750 加一顆蛋 116 00:07:51,958 --> 00:07:53,208 恁阿嬤勒 117 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,792 顧雜貨店兼電玩間還不夠 118 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,000 現在還要做麵攤 119 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:01,000 我一個人是忙得完嗎 120 00:08:01,792 --> 00:08:03,792 肚財很愛夾娃娃 121 00:08:03,875 --> 00:08:06,208 實在很難理解一個中年男子 122 00:08:06,292 --> 00:08:07,875 怎麼有這種興趣 123 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,875 每次都想問肚財 124 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:13,083 你怎麼那麼愛夾娃娃 125 00:08:14,125 --> 00:08:16,042 夾娃娃很療癒啊 126 00:08:22,917 --> 00:08:24,583 你小蘭呢 127 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:26,167 被人家追走了 128 00:08:27,583 --> 00:08:28,917 兇手是誰 129 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:32,000 他們工廠裡一個剛退伍的年輕人 130 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:34,875 這麼厲害 131 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,417 人家長得很高 132 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,042 又有車子 133 00:08:42,417 --> 00:08:45,000 交女朋友只是浪費錢而已 134 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:46,250 我看你喔 135 00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:48,333 回去自己跟牆壁愛愛一下就好了 136 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:05,833 菜埔 137 00:09:07,292 --> 00:09:08,083 菜埔 138 00:09:09,417 --> 00:09:10,167 菜埔 139 00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:13,708 來了來了 140 00:09:13,792 --> 00:09:15,167 別再喊了 141 00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:18,583 你老闆在嗎 142 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:20,917 沒啦 出去喬事情了 143 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,250 幹你娘勒 144 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:25,542 每天喝酒喬事情 145 00:09:26,042 --> 00:09:27,833 沒喬是有工作可以做喔 146 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:30,417 不然你領他很多嗎 147 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,000 你剛剛在幹嘛 148 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:35,917 沒啊 幫我們老闆清理那台老賓士 149 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:41,083 有新的開新的就好了 150 00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:44,000 舊的那台就報廢給我去賣 151 00:09:47,958 --> 00:09:48,792 你看看 152 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:50,250 別說我對你不好 153 00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:52,333 我專程過來 154 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:53,792 拿這個養眼的給你看 155 00:09:57,958 --> 00:09:59,125 怎麼黏黏的 156 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,667 靠北啊 157 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:04,250 有得看就好 158 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:05,125 還嫌 159 00:10:13,792 --> 00:10:14,917 你看你看你看 160 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:19,250 這真的很會拍 161 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,583 屁股拍得粉嫩粉嫩 162 00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:27,167 這攝影師應該有得諾貝爾攝影獎 163 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:30,708 幹 164 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:34,208 我這輩子有這個內褲可以咬 165 00:10:35,292 --> 00:10:37,125 做人就值得了 166 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,667 不然我這件給你咬 167 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:47,083 你就自己留著慢慢啃就好了 168 00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:52,125 你老闆真的很好命 169 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:55,750 出國唸書 170 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:57,792 娶漂亮老婆 171 00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,708 開好車 172 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:03,875 全家人都搬去美國 173 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:06,458 人生就是這樣 174 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,875 落土八分命 175 00:11:11,542 --> 00:11:12,583 再怎麼有錢 176 00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:14,333 一天也是吃三餐而已 177 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:16,167 幹 178 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:18,792 我們現在就來吃第四餐 179 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:21,375 你把茶泡好 180 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:21,958 等我 181 00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:23,625 我去弄一些好東西回來 182 00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:48,375 首先我們來介紹 183 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,333 我們最有氣質的 184 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:51,792 文化局長 185 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:53,750 來 掌聲鼓勵 186 00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:57,292 自己兄弟 自己兄弟 187 00:11:57,375 --> 00:11:59,208 來 再介紹一下 188 00:11:59,292 --> 00:12:01,042 留美藝術家 189 00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,833 啟文董事長 190 00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:07,417 我本人 191 00:12:08,042 --> 00:12:09,208 大家都知道 192 00:12:09,292 --> 00:12:10,250 我是副議長 193 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,667 劉三城 194 00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:14,333 鼓掌 195 00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:15,417 大聲一點 196 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,833 熱情一點 197 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:18,875 我跟你們說 198 00:12:18,958 --> 00:12:20,750 我平常都拿四成 199 00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:22,333 那是自己兄弟 200 00:12:22,417 --> 00:12:24,208 我才留三成而已 201 00:12:24,292 --> 00:12:26,167 算來我是非常有節制的 202 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:26,833 來 203 00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:28,917 首先 我們邀請我們的兄弟 204 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:29,958 唱一首歌 205 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:31,292 先來暖身一下 206 00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:33,875 來歡迎我們的局長 207 00:12:33,958 --> 00:12:35,042 和我們的藝術家 208 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:36,083 好不好 209 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:39,667 來 幫他鼓鼓掌 210 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:47,500 竹筍離土目目柯 211 00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:53,167 移山倒海樊梨花 212 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:57,208 有情阿娘仔著甲娶 213 00:12:57,292 --> 00:13:01,292 不通放給伊落煙花 214 00:13:05,542 --> 00:13:09,500 稻仔大肚驚風颱 215 00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:15,000 阿娘仔大肚驚人知 216 00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:19,208 左手牽衫掩肚臍 217 00:13:19,292 --> 00:13:23,458 正手搧君仔擱再來 218 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:31,750 甘蔗好吃頭硬硬 219 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:36,958 茶店仔查某尚無情 220 00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:40,958 一千二千提去用 221 00:13:41,042 --> 00:13:41,792 對不對 222 00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:43,375 叫伊散步 223 00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,833 說無閒啦 224 00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:46,792 真是夠了 225 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:48,333 氣死人了 226 00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:54,125 六月日頭火燒埔 227 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:59,667 阿娘仔招君過澎湖 228 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:03,875 交通飛機也過渡 229 00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:09,208 三餐海產吃魚塊 230 00:14:12,292 --> 00:14:16,542 蓮霧開花滿樹紅 231 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:21,792 樹頂一隻虎頭蜂 232 00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:57,375 欸 233 00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,167 外面停一台車子 234 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,750 一個女的站在那邊 235 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,042 這個啊 236 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,958 不要去管門外的事情 237 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,958 我看這一定是來找你老闆的 238 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:14,375 今天好像比較少 239 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:16,625 幸好我去得早 240 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,333 慢一點就被人搶光了 241 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:27,208 你怎麼每次都拿這種冰冰的咖哩飯 242 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:30,208 你不會打火機拿來烤一烤嗎 243 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,333 有得吃就好了 244 00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:34,667 你很囉唆 245 00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:47,375 靠北啊 246 00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:48,542 這壞了喔 247 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,958 壞了好幾天了 248 00:15:52,292 --> 00:15:54,667 這咖哩飯都只有紅蘿蔔 249 00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:57,208 連一點肉屑都沒有 250 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,708 壞了不會拿去修理 251 00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:04,917 你這麼厲害 252 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,625 撿一台來給我看 253 00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:13,833 沒電視看要怎麼吃啦 254 00:16:14,292 --> 00:16:16,417 電視有什麼好看的 255 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:18,375 這冰冰的 256 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:20,708 拌也拌不開 257 00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:24,042 看一下新聞也好啊 258 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:26,583 現在電視 259 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,875 都是一些行車記錄器來做新聞 260 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:36,708 菜埔 261 00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:39,833 你老闆舊的那台 262 00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:40,958 賓士那台啊 263 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,500 現在還在開嗎 264 00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:44,375 很久沒開了 265 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:49,458 它裡面有裝行車記錄器嗎 266 00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:51,583 應該有吧 267 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,292 把它拿來看看 268 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,292 看他都去哪裡風流 269 00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:59,750 不要去看人家那種東西 270 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:01,167 我老闆很兇 271 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:03,292 見鬼 272 00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:05,542 你是會看完跟你老闆說 273 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,333 老闆 274 00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:08,833 我有拿你的行車記錄器來看喔 275 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,250 我都知道你去哪裡風流喔 276 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,625 你會這樣說嗎 277 00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:15,458 你不跟他說他會知道嗎 278 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:18,417 去拿啦 279 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,333 還在猶豫 280 00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:32,000 屁股黏住了喔 281 00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:34,083 去啦 282 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:35,458 他如果知道 283 00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,625 我頭剁下來給你當椅子坐 284 00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:44,167 行車記錄器有什麼好看的 285 00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:49,042 真不知道是老實還是笨蛋 286 00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:56,333 哇 287 00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:58,375 它變硬了 288 00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:01,333 碰到你就變硬了 289 00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:02,833 真的 290 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:04,292 你很硬嗎 291 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,583 不然勒 292 00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:08,958 想不想要 293 00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:09,917 想要 294 00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:11,625 想要什麼 295 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:13,000 我想要你幹我 296 00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:18,125 啟文早早就帶著Gucci離開水池 297 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,542 來這個神秘地方 298 00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:23,167 請Gucci幫他做一些腎臟保養 299 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,667 和攝護腺排毒的工作 300 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:28,625 同一時間 301 00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,708 那位在田中央的女士 302 00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:32,792 也一直打電話找啟文 303 00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,125 她一直打一直打 304 00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:37,000 打到天昏地暗 305 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:41,167 害啟文的手機也響到頭昏目眩 306 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,167 妳好濕喔 307 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:47,667 你好硬喔 308 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:48,958 好大喔 309 00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:51,917 很大嗎 310 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:52,792 大 311 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,167 好喜歡你幹我 312 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:56,917 像這樣 313 00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,625 對 進來一點 314 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,708 叫我Puta 315 00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:13,000 叫我Puta 316 00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:14,208 Puta是誰啊 317 00:19:14,292 --> 00:19:15,500 Puta是我 318 00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:16,583 Puta 319 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:17,417 我是你的Puta 320 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,417 Puta 321 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:21,083 Puta 322 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:22,708 Puta 323 00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:25,000 射在我裡面 324 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,000 我希望你射在我裡面 325 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:27,625 我要幹妳 326 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,250 我希望你射在我裡面 327 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,500 葉女士 328 00:19:37,292 --> 00:19:38,375 都幾歲了 329 00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:40,042 都已經當一個女士了 330 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,542 這麼晚還不用睡覺嗎 331 00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:49,583 你喜歡幹葉女士還是幹我 332 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:51,958 你喜歡幹葉女士還是幹我 333 00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:54,958 我要幹妳 334 00:19:55,042 --> 00:19:56,417 那你就幹死我 335 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:57,250 大聲一點 336 00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,292 那你就幹死我 337 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:01,417 你幹我啊 338 00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:02,542 好爽 339 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,000 我最喜歡被你幹 340 00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:06,250 超爽 341 00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,750 喔 超爽 342 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,000 喂 343 00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:17,167 葉女士 344 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,542 這麼晚了找我們家啟文哥有事嗎 345 00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:22,167 麻煩把電話拿給妳啟文哥 346 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:24,292 我有重要的事要找他 347 00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:38,667 你好難找喔 348 00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:43,542 想要見你一面真的有那麼難嗎 349 00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,583 為什麼不回答 350 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,042 妳講 351 00:20:59,000 --> 00:20:59,833 不要以為我不知道 352 00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:02,500 你在外面幹什麼狗屁倒灶的事 353 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,667 黃啟文 354 00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:06,375 我給你最後一次機會 355 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:09,333 現在就找時間來跟我碰面 356 00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:11,000 否則一切後果 357 00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:12,583 你自行負責 358 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:15,542 好啊 359 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:17,792 老地方 360 00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,208 那個女的走了 361 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:30,208 你拿這個幹嘛 362 00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:32,125 你不是說拿行車記錄器 363 00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:37,000 你不會拿記憶卡就好了 364 00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:39,333 你整組拆下來幹嘛 365 00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:41,375 我怎麼知道什麼卡 366 00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:44,583 真的笨到連抓癢都不會 367 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:45,708 拿來啦 368 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,542 平常畏畏縮縮的肚財 369 00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:51,833 只有來到菜埔的警衛室 370 00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:53,833 講話才能囂張 371 00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:55,542 他這一輩子 372 00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:58,917 可能只有在這二坪半的貨櫃屋裡 373 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,250 才能找到一點點自信 374 00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,792 來啦 這張啦 375 00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:05,208 這張叫記憶卡啦 376 00:22:05,292 --> 00:22:06,083 這麼小喔 377 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:09,417 各位鄉親 378 00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:11,958 行車記錄器到底是什麼 379 00:22:12,542 --> 00:22:15,000 它是尖端科技的產品 380 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,292 跨時代的微型攝影機 381 00:22:17,792 --> 00:22:19,500 安裝在車裡 382 00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:22,250 鏡頭拍攝車外的影像 383 00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:24,792 如果有行車的糾紛 384 00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:28,083 就調出記錄器的畫面來佐證 385 00:22:28,792 --> 00:22:30,875 畢竟現代人講究的 386 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:31,958 就是有影像 387 00:22:32,042 --> 00:22:33,333 就有真相 388 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,500 行車記錄器所錄到的聲音 389 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:38,875 就是車內的聲音 390 00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:42,167 所以接下來我們聽到的 391 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:45,167 全部都是啟文在車內的543 392 00:22:46,417 --> 00:22:47,250 妳幾年級 393 00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:49,875 今年大三 394 00:22:50,417 --> 00:22:51,250 大三 395 00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:52,667 大學生 396 00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:55,125 應該隨便弄一下妳就會溼喔 397 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,542 來 我看看 398 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,333 一定要那麼急嗎 399 00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:02,417 還在開車 400 00:23:02,917 --> 00:23:03,792 等一下嘛 401 00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:06,417 工商社會 時間寶貴 402 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,292 幹 403 00:23:11,375 --> 00:23:12,833 真會挑時間 404 00:23:14,667 --> 00:23:15,417 喂 405 00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:18,125 特助好 406 00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:22,167 這特助你認識嗎 407 00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:23,458 我不知道 408 00:23:23,542 --> 00:23:25,167 我跟特助報告一下 409 00:23:26,083 --> 00:23:27,042 是 我知道 410 00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:28,208 特助我知道 411 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:29,875 沒問題 412 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:32,542 因為現在是下一期款 413 00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:37,625 喔 喔 是是是 414 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,583 是是是 415 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,417 你老闆怎麼電話接起來就變成龜兒子 416 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,125 不要這樣亂批評人家 417 00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:47,250 真的啊 418 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:50,375 平時裝得好像很有氣質 419 00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:54,750 再麻煩特助跟委員報告一下 420 00:23:56,042 --> 00:23:57,292 是是 421 00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,250 好 謝謝特助 422 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:01,125 特助晚安 423 00:24:02,792 --> 00:24:03,417 幹 424 00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:05,542 要錢跑第一 425 00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:07,625 拜託事情閃最快 426 00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:10,292 幹 你老闆很會演喔 427 00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:12,875 電話一掛馬上翻臉 428 00:24:14,042 --> 00:24:15,667 剛才到哪裡了 429 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:17,792 你都還沒問人家名字 430 00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:18,833 到了 到了 到了 431 00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:19,583 喔 對對對 432 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,000 妳叫什麼名字 433 00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:22,333 我叫Cindy 434 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:23,542 Cindy喔 435 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,250 那Cindy妳怎麼會想要來做這個 436 00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:27,458 -欣蒂耶 -對啊 437 00:24:27,542 --> 00:24:29,833 因為我想出國唸書 438 00:24:30,625 --> 00:24:32,125 你好 歡迎光臨紫禁城 439 00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:33,583 請問休息還住宿 440 00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:35,208 休息 441 00:24:35,667 --> 00:24:39,000 休息三小時有1280 1680 1980 442 00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:40,375 1980 謝謝 443 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:42,917 這間真的不便宜 444 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,958 三小時1980 445 00:24:46,042 --> 00:24:47,500 真的是搶人 446 00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:48,875 祝你休息愉快 447 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:53,875 妳想去哪裡 448 00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:58,333 美國或加拿大 449 00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:01,375 美國還不錯 450 00:25:02,458 --> 00:25:04,083 我在紐約讀過書 451 00:25:04,542 --> 00:25:06,250 什麼是紐約啊 452 00:25:07,042 --> 00:25:09,583 美國那個紐約啊 453 00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:11,250 在港口站一個女的 454 00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:11,875 手拿著火把 455 00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:13,667 戴一個浴帽 456 00:25:14,125 --> 00:25:16,375 但也是一間很好的學校 457 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:20,750 那你為什麼不待在那呢 458 00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:24,667 因為我愛我的國家 459 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:26,208 車道還真長 460 00:25:26,708 --> 00:25:28,167 還有聖誕燈 461 00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:32,958 而且這裡有那麼多像妳一樣可愛的女生 462 00:25:33,042 --> 00:25:34,708 有錢人的人生你看 463 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,417 果然是彩色的 464 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:39,458 你覺得我很可愛嗎 465 00:25:39,542 --> 00:25:40,417 當然囉 466 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,958 到了 到了 467 00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:48,292 你要給我一個驚喜嗎 468 00:25:49,625 --> 00:25:50,542 當然 469 00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:52,583 怎麼停下來了 470 00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:53,958 廢話 471 00:25:54,042 --> 00:25:55,417 車子已經到了不停下來 472 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,500 難道開去撞牆嗎 473 00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:01,708 你娘的 下車了啦 幹 474 00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:04,000 等一下要看什麼 475 00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:07,000 當然什麼都沒得看啊 476 00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:10,208 難道車要開到床邊拍給你看嗎 477 00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:12,167 你以為是拍A片喔 幹 478 00:26:13,375 --> 00:26:15,167 看看還有沒有別的可以看的 479 00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:18,375 你娘的 這真的很刺激喔 480 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,500 你老闆叫Kevin 481 00:26:26,917 --> 00:26:28,667 我叫肚財 482 00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:29,917 差那麼多 483 00:26:30,917 --> 00:26:32,042 等我有錢 484 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:35,458 我也要找一個人幫我取一個英文名字 485 00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:40,833 你不要笨了 486 00:26:41,375 --> 00:26:43,750 要不要幫你點光明燈 487 00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:48,250 人家有錢人出來社會走跳 488 00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:49,792 是三分靠作弊 489 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:51,208 七分靠背景 490 00:26:51,625 --> 00:26:52,500 你呢 491 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,667 什麼都沒有 492 00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:56,500 你有背景嗎 493 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:00,042 你後面有什麼 494 00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:03,125 我後面有 495 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,083 鳳梨 496 00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:06,208 香蕉 497 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,125 芭樂 498 00:27:14,292 --> 00:27:15,542 還少一樣 499 00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:18,458 蓮霧 500 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:31,958 你老闆是怎麼一回事 501 00:27:32,042 --> 00:27:33,000 好像在巡邏 502 00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:34,542 一直開一直開 503 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:45,000 可能變不出把戲了 504 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:47,250 我想說你老闆多厲害 幹 505 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,833 也就這樣而已 506 00:28:01,625 --> 00:28:03,208 看行車記錄器 507 00:28:03,292 --> 00:28:05,375 就像在大海撈針 508 00:28:06,208 --> 00:28:07,167 若是好運 509 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:09,500 一看就有543 510 00:28:09,583 --> 00:28:10,917 但大部分 511 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,958 都是看人在巡邏 512 00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:15,917 看行車記錄器的運氣 513 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,167 和台灣的景氣一樣 514 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:19,292 有好有壞 515 00:28:20,167 --> 00:28:21,917 真的壞的時候 516 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,125 就算是你看到掛掉 517 00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:25,917 也什麼都沒有 518 00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:28,500 幹 519 00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:02,292 靠北啊 520 00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:04,333 你老闆今天怎麼這麼早回來 521 00:29:04,417 --> 00:29:05,500 快三點了 522 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,708 靠北 這麼晚了 523 00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:12,750 好啦 我要走了 524 00:29:31,833 --> 00:29:32,542 快走 快走 525 00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:33,875 好啦好啦 526 00:29:33,958 --> 00:29:35,333 他的事情你不要管 527 00:29:57,125 --> 00:29:58,625 現在是什麼情形 528 00:30:00,167 --> 00:30:02,208 是誰把頭都接起來了 529 00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:04,500 是我接起來的 530 00:30:05,833 --> 00:30:08,375 昨晚我一個人在這裡做到天亮 531 00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:12,083 如果要等你們做好要等到什麼時候 532 00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:15,458 還杵在這裡幹什麼 533 00:30:15,542 --> 00:30:17,333 快點去收尾啦 534 00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:15,000 幹 535 00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:16,542 你是 536 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,083 你站在那邊不說話是要嚇死人喔 537 00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:23,708 你在這裡幹嘛 538 00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:25,458 沒有 就四處逛一逛 539 00:31:29,417 --> 00:31:30,917 幫我拿一下 540 00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:34,917 這位叫張少懷 541 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,167 他在片中名叫釋迦 542 00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:39,042 在這支片裡面 543 00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:40,625 他就只有這句台詞 544 00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:41,792 逛一逛 545 00:31:42,542 --> 00:31:44,375 他每天都很忙 546 00:31:44,458 --> 00:31:47,042 忙的事情就是到處逛一逛 547 00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:50,500 逛的地方比警察還大 548 00:31:50,917 --> 00:31:53,917 逛的比村長還努力 549 00:31:55,417 --> 00:31:57,875 但人與人之間很奧妙 550 00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,917 村子裡很多人 551 00:32:00,375 --> 00:32:02,375 但釋迦再怎麼逛 552 00:32:02,458 --> 00:32:05,583 認識的也只有肚財一個朋友 553 00:32:32,667 --> 00:32:33,375 菜埔 554 00:32:33,958 --> 00:32:37,042 我賓士那個標誌稍微歪掉了 你幫我調一下 555 00:32:37,125 --> 00:32:37,833 好 556 00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:49,833 好好好 差不多 557 00:32:50,958 --> 00:32:53,500 可以了啦 你是在拜祖先喔 558 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:58,042 菜埔 559 00:32:58,125 --> 00:32:59,542 等一下去路口那個 7-11 560 00:32:59,625 --> 00:33:00,875 幫我拿一下包裹 561 00:33:01,292 --> 00:33:02,542 老闆 什麼包裹 562 00:33:02,625 --> 00:33:05,083 幹 你去你就說黃啟文的包裹 563 00:33:05,167 --> 00:33:06,125 他們就給你了 564 00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:08,333 知道嗎 565 00:33:08,417 --> 00:33:09,042 好 566 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,375 根據氣象局最新預報顯示 567 00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:33,958 在菲律賓沿海一帶 568 00:33:34,042 --> 00:33:35,750 又有熱帶性低氣壓已經形成 569 00:33:35,833 --> 00:33:36,500 土豆仔 570 00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:37,792 我要拿包裹 571 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,292 包裹 572 00:33:39,375 --> 00:33:40,417 什麼包裹 573 00:33:41,917 --> 00:33:43,208 黃啟文 574 00:33:45,292 --> 00:33:46,875 葛洛伯的老闆 575 00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:49,000 沒聽過 576 00:33:51,792 --> 00:33:54,167 我老闆叫我來洗門拿的 577 00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:57,208 菜埔 578 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:59,667 這裡是洗門 不是 7-11 579 00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:01,042 7-11 左邊那間啦 580 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:04,958 形似一名形跡可疑 581 00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:07,083 疑似精神異常的男子 582 00:34:07,167 --> 00:34:08,500 幹 那肚財耶 583 00:34:08,583 --> 00:34:11,083 因而與警方發生衝突 584 00:34:11,167 --> 00:34:13,667 從警方所提供的影片顯示 585 00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:15,292 肚財被人抓走耶 586 00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:17,417 載著大量的來路不明的物品 587 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,083 引起警方注意 588 00:34:19,167 --> 00:34:20,042 基於安全問題 589 00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:21,708 員警上前盤查 590 00:34:21,792 --> 00:34:24,042 沒想到竟遭到該名男子攻擊 591 00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:26,625 最後在兩名員警合力制伏下 592 00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:30,292 才將中年男子帶回警局進行偵訊 593 00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:33,083 欸 你這輛車沒車牌 594 00:34:33,167 --> 00:34:34,000 要扣起來 595 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:35,750 要扣起來 你坐我們的車回去 596 00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:36,542 你的車我幫你騎回去 597 00:34:36,625 --> 00:34:37,458 來派出所說 598 00:34:37,542 --> 00:34:38,708 警察大人 這樣不好 599 00:34:38,792 --> 00:34:39,583 你是在幹什麼 600 00:34:39,667 --> 00:34:41,292 遇到了你就認命一點 601 00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:43,125 各位觀眾朋友 602 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:45,417 現場沒有新聞記者 603 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,208 所以電視新聞的畫面 604 00:34:47,292 --> 00:34:50,083 應該是警方所提供 605 00:34:50,167 --> 00:34:53,292 我們提供另外一個客觀的影像 606 00:34:53,375 --> 00:34:55,250 用最少的剪接 607 00:34:55,333 --> 00:34:57,708 給觀眾了解事情的經過 608 00:34:58,625 --> 00:35:01,667 我們的影像不像警方那樣晃來晃去 609 00:35:02,292 --> 00:35:04,583 畢竟拍片是我們專業 610 00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:06,708 晃來晃去的攝影師 611 00:35:06,792 --> 00:35:09,750 早就發一個便當叫他回去了 612 00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:11,333 我跟你說喔 613 00:35:13,083 --> 00:35:15,875 我現在要用妨礙公務 614 00:35:15,958 --> 00:35:17,292 將你逮捕 615 00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:18,417 你了解嗎 616 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:19,750 再來 617 00:35:20,208 --> 00:35:21,250 你有權利 618 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:22,958 保持緘默 619 00:35:23,042 --> 00:35:25,417 我跟你問話你可以不講話 620 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,042 你可以請律師 621 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,458 保障你的權利 622 00:35:28,542 --> 00:35:29,708 你如果是低收入戶 623 00:35:29,792 --> 00:35:31,083 中低收入戶 624 00:35:31,167 --> 00:35:32,375 原住民 625 00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:34,333 依法令得請求法律扶助者 626 00:35:34,417 --> 00:35:35,458 你可以請求 627 00:35:35,542 --> 00:35:36,292 了解嗎 628 00:35:36,375 --> 00:35:37,917 來 扣起來 629 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:38,833 把他扣起來 630 00:35:38,917 --> 00:35:40,417 你來拉他的手 631 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:41,458 恁老師勒 632 00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:42,250 來 633 00:35:51,542 --> 00:35:52,250 拿著 634 00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:54,250 沒事了 你可以走了 635 00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:56,000 我跟你說 636 00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:57,500 下次遇到 637 00:35:57,583 --> 00:35:58,583 好好說 638 00:35:59,167 --> 00:36:00,708 不要動手動腳的 639 00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:01,417 對不對 640 00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:02,458 我只好依法處理了 641 00:36:02,542 --> 00:36:03,750 配合一點 642 00:36:04,792 --> 00:36:05,583 可以回去了 643 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,250 便當拿回去吃 644 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:09,500 你們一人一個 645 00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:10,750 謝謝 646 00:36:10,833 --> 00:36:11,667 好 647 00:36:38,625 --> 00:36:39,625 幹你娘勒 648 00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:41,083 你這樣還算是朋友嗎 649 00:36:42,542 --> 00:36:44,958 看我被打也不會來幫忙 650 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:52,000 釋迦不是那種頭髮長長 651 00:36:52,083 --> 00:36:54,167 身體臭臭的流浪漢 652 00:36:54,792 --> 00:36:57,500 他每天都把自己弄得很整齊 653 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,208 村子的人也都認識他 654 00:37:01,292 --> 00:37:03,333 但沒人知道他的過往 655 00:37:04,292 --> 00:37:05,708 三年前的某一天 656 00:37:05,792 --> 00:37:07,542 他就突然出現 657 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:11,083 在這沒人用的海防衛哨住下來 658 00:37:11,583 --> 00:37:13,542 有人說他以前是船員 659 00:37:14,042 --> 00:37:16,333 也有人說他被拋棄因而發瘋 660 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:18,792 更有人說他殺過人 661 00:37:19,708 --> 00:37:23,208 但也有人說曾經看過黑頭車來探望他 662 00:37:24,417 --> 00:37:26,958 釋迦真的是一個很神秘的人 663 00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:29,958 連他唯一的朋友肚財 664 00:37:30,042 --> 00:37:31,875 也只知道他是一個晚上 665 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,750 需要聽著海浪才睡得著的人 666 00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:43,042 肚財的摩托車被警察扣走之後 667 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:44,667 他第一個想到的 668 00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:47,333 就是去借土豆那台舊的摩托車 669 00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:52,167 自從去年在市政府跨年晚會 抽到新的之後 670 00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:53,625 土豆這台舊的 671 00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:55,125 就沒在騎了 672 00:37:55,917 --> 00:37:57,083 因為我有在保養車子 673 00:37:57,167 --> 00:37:58,625 這台如果飆起來 674 00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:00,292 是比芋仔冰那台還有力 675 00:38:00,958 --> 00:38:03,125 芋仔冰那台電動的 676 00:38:03,208 --> 00:38:04,000 是這樣嗎 677 00:38:04,083 --> 00:38:04,917 對啊 678 00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:09,750 男人騎什麼粉紅色的摩托車 679 00:38:09,833 --> 00:38:11,958 難怪你都交不到女朋友 680 00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:13,875 你是在靠北什麼 681 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:15,292 這電影是黑白的 682 00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:17,000 你不說別人是看得出來嗎 683 00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:23,208 車子好像都沒在動耶 684 00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:25,833 不會啦 685 00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:28,958 你老闆花招那麼多 686 00:38:29,792 --> 00:38:31,167 有耐心一點 687 00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:43,167 竟然是在睡覺 688 00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:47,708 我老闆日也操夜也操 689 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,250 比較虛啦 690 00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:53,292 來看還有什麼好看的 691 00:38:57,917 --> 00:38:58,917 有喔 692 00:39:00,917 --> 00:39:02,042 有喔 有喔 693 00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:03,667 這新的耶 694 00:39:06,667 --> 00:39:08,917 我想跟你的弟弟打招呼啊 695 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,500 光天化日耶 696 00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:11,542 對啊 697 00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:14,333 妳不怕人家看到啊 698 00:39:14,417 --> 00:39:15,708 怕什麼啊 699 00:39:15,792 --> 00:39:16,833 玻璃那麼黑 700 00:39:16,917 --> 00:39:18,083 你老闆是怎樣啊 701 00:39:18,167 --> 00:39:20,292 聲音聽起來很沒感情 702 00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:22,875 妳今天很急喔 703 00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:25,167 人家想要嘛 704 00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:27,583 摩托車還那麼多 705 00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:28,417 哈囉 706 00:39:28,667 --> 00:39:30,375 這個女的很敢喔 707 00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:32,125 好久不見 708 00:39:32,208 --> 00:39:33,250 有沒有想我啊 709 00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:34,042 來 710 00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:35,417 姊姊親一個 711 00:39:39,542 --> 00:39:40,667 這什麼聲音啊 712 00:39:41,458 --> 00:39:43,083 在吸手煞車啦 713 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,000 手煞車要怎麼吸 714 00:39:45,667 --> 00:39:46,750 好吃好吃 715 00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:48,875 好好吃喔 716 00:39:51,417 --> 00:39:52,500 我摸一下妹妹 717 00:39:56,542 --> 00:39:58,500 這個女的很會唱歌喔 718 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:02,042 麥克風拿著都捨不得放下來 719 00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:08,208 妹妹都哭了 720 00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:12,083 靠夭啊 721 00:40:12,167 --> 00:40:14,208 你靠那麼近要死喔 722 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:21,333 快一點進來啦 723 00:40:21,417 --> 00:40:22,792 這個聲音好聽啦 724 00:40:23,375 --> 00:40:24,458 開好遠了 725 00:40:24,542 --> 00:40:25,292 對啊 726 00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:27,375 你老闆也很厲害 727 00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:31,833 從山邊吸到海邊都不會軟 728 00:40:33,083 --> 00:40:34,542 身體有在練 729 00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:36,042 強 730 00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:39,667 真的喔 731 00:40:41,292 --> 00:40:44,917 有車開比較好把妹 732 00:40:45,542 --> 00:40:48,250 沒有啦 也要看開什麼車啊 733 00:40:48,792 --> 00:40:50,208 我老闆開賓士車 734 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:53,875 現在聽到的這位溫柔的姑娘 735 00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:55,500 就是在田中央 736 00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:58,167 一直打電話給啟文的葉女士 737 00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:02,250 這段影片離現在應該有一段時間了 738 00:41:02,833 --> 00:41:04,833 啟文對葉女士的感情 739 00:41:04,917 --> 00:41:06,833 也已經漸漸變淡 740 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,625 但我完全可以理解啟文 741 00:41:10,083 --> 00:41:11,250 一個大男人 742 00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:14,500 遇到葉女士這種有技術又積極的女性 743 00:41:15,083 --> 00:41:16,708 再怎麼沒感情 744 00:41:16,792 --> 00:41:18,667 也阻擋不住老二的衝動 745 00:41:19,583 --> 00:41:20,875 用聽的也會勃起耶 746 00:41:23,625 --> 00:41:24,708 還會口渴 747 00:41:30,542 --> 00:41:32,000 再來看有什麼好看的 748 00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:36,500 幹 真的有夠精彩 749 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:41,083 靠北 750 00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:42,583 這看過了 751 00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,625 看舊的就好了 752 00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:53,458 欸 對了 753 00:41:53,542 --> 00:41:54,958 你老闆回來了沒 754 00:41:56,875 --> 00:41:58,542 還沒回來啦 755 00:42:03,083 --> 00:42:04,750 那不就沒戲可唱 756 00:42:05,542 --> 00:42:06,667 欣蒂的 757 00:42:13,542 --> 00:42:15,667 還記得欣蒂喔 758 00:42:16,833 --> 00:42:18,792 好啦 多少看一下 759 00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:22,542 你的欣蒂來了 760 00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:24,208 妳幾年級 761 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:41,917 來 師父這邊 762 00:42:42,333 --> 00:42:43,583 這邊請 763 00:42:51,042 --> 00:42:51,917 來 764 00:42:56,292 --> 00:42:57,000 上人 765 00:42:57,375 --> 00:43:00,667 大佛不僅法相莊嚴 明鏡琉璃 766 00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:04,333 讓人有一種見佛如面佛的心境 767 00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:07,250 就好像瞻仰最尊敬的本師 768 00:43:07,333 --> 00:43:09,250 讓人心無妄念 769 00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:11,417 生起清淨心 770 00:43:12,042 --> 00:43:13,458 阿彌陀佛 771 00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:17,625 這佛確實很漂亮 772 00:43:18,083 --> 00:43:20,708 法相看起來很莊嚴 773 00:43:21,167 --> 00:43:22,500 看到這尊佛 774 00:43:22,583 --> 00:43:24,000 佛光普照 775 00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:26,958 看得心情就這樣靜下來 776 00:43:28,250 --> 00:43:28,958 真好 777 00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:30,083 很漂亮 778 00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:32,583 不過我覺得怪怪的是 779 00:43:32,667 --> 00:43:35,542 這眉毛好像不對稱 780 00:43:36,083 --> 00:43:37,708 這臉頰喔 781 00:43:37,792 --> 00:43:38,792 這個肉好像 782 00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:41,917 不知道是右邊還左邊有稍微歪了一點 783 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,250 還有這眼睛閉起來 784 00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:45,875 是在想事情還是在打瞌睡 785 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:47,917 最重要的是 786 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,625 祂的下巴一定要抬起來 787 00:43:49,708 --> 00:43:50,625 有精神 788 00:43:50,708 --> 00:43:52,500 才可以普渡眾生 789 00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:53,542 不過祂現在看起來 790 00:43:53,625 --> 00:43:55,917 好像垂頭喪氣 791 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000 這樣好嗎 792 00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:58,625 阿彌陀佛 阿彌陀佛 793 00:43:58,708 --> 00:44:00,708 多謝師姐的提點 794 00:44:00,792 --> 00:44:01,542 做得很漂亮 做得很漂亮 795 00:44:01,625 --> 00:44:04,625 葛洛伯的藝術創作是全球聞名 796 00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:06,833 這一次我也是花了好大的力氣 797 00:44:06,917 --> 00:44:09,708 才請啟文兄接下這個工作 798 00:44:09,792 --> 00:44:12,292 我想也只有啟文兄的才華 799 00:44:12,375 --> 00:44:16,125 才能表現出大佛山與眾不同的氣度 800 00:44:16,917 --> 00:44:18,208 阿彌陀佛 801 00:44:18,292 --> 00:44:21,208 啟文師兄那個是藝術啦 802 00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:22,542 那我們現在說大佛 803 00:44:22,625 --> 00:44:24,417 是在談那尊嚴 804 00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:25,500 是在談吉祥 805 00:44:25,583 --> 00:44:27,042 是在談殊勝 806 00:44:27,125 --> 00:44:29,375 就是看祂整體的感覺啦 807 00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:32,083 如果說我們大佛真的是藝術品的話 808 00:44:32,167 --> 00:44:34,625 那我們就把祂拿到美術館就好了啊 對不對 809 00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:36,375 阿彌陀佛 阿彌陀佛 810 00:44:36,458 --> 00:44:37,583 不好意思 811 00:44:38,250 --> 00:44:38,958 師姐 812 00:44:39,042 --> 00:44:41,250 妳會不會有人說妳胖 813 00:44:42,375 --> 00:44:44,500 如果有人這樣說的話 814 00:44:44,792 --> 00:44:46,708 我是不會覺得妳胖 815 00:44:47,125 --> 00:44:48,917 這個胖跟瘦 816 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,958 也是一個主觀的問題 817 00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:53,583 就像法相莊嚴不莊嚴 818 00:44:53,667 --> 00:44:55,875 也是非常主觀的 819 00:44:56,792 --> 00:44:58,250 阿彌陀佛 820 00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:00,000 阿彌陀佛 821 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:01,708 陳委員 822 00:45:01,792 --> 00:45:05,000 我們現在是在談法相的莊嚴 823 00:45:05,083 --> 00:45:06,667 不好意思 我姓高 824 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,167 秘書長姓陳 825 00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:12,375 我不管你是陳委員還是高委員 826 00:45:12,458 --> 00:45:13,625 就像說 827 00:45:13,708 --> 00:45:17,417 我不會拿你跟旁邊這位小姐的話題來講 828 00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:18,792 我也不會拿去討論 829 00:45:18,875 --> 00:45:21,292 我不知道你們的關係是什麼啦 830 00:45:21,375 --> 00:45:22,583 阿彌陀佛 831 00:45:23,625 --> 00:45:24,500 阿彌陀佛 832 00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:25,417 阿彌陀佛 833 00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:27,875 沒有啦 師姐如果真的這樣想的話 834 00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:30,625 我們就請啟文兄把佛頭鋸開 835 00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:31,958 我們再調整 836 00:45:32,042 --> 00:45:32,917 好不好 837 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,542 也請師姐到時候來監工 838 00:45:35,625 --> 00:45:38,333 我們一起努力把事情做到最好 839 00:45:39,458 --> 00:45:40,333 上人 840 00:45:40,417 --> 00:45:41,583 各位師兄師姐 841 00:45:41,667 --> 00:45:43,333 阿彌陀佛 阿彌陀佛 842 00:45:43,417 --> 00:45:45,250 我跟各位報告一下 843 00:45:45,333 --> 00:45:47,292 我在製作大佛的時候 844 00:45:47,375 --> 00:45:49,750 我都是抱著一顆感恩心 845 00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:51,708 不管是從3D放樣 846 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:54,792 然後到後來製作的時候 847 00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:57,625 我都有用雷射水平儀去給它射 848 00:45:57,708 --> 00:46:00,625 所以那個對稱不對稱這個東西 849 00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:01,375 歪歪什麼 850 00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:02,125 絕對不可能 851 00:46:02,208 --> 00:46:05,167 我想師姐的提點是對的啦 852 00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:06,958 我們就把佛頭鋸開 853 00:46:07,042 --> 00:46:08,542 重新製作 854 00:46:08,917 --> 00:46:10,958 那護國法會的事 855 00:46:11,042 --> 00:46:13,833 我們就延到明年再來好好辦 856 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,167 阿彌陀佛 857 00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:18,625 上人 858 00:46:19,333 --> 00:46:20,375 大佛的事 859 00:46:20,458 --> 00:46:22,042 是不是就此圓滿 860 00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:25,292 專業的工作就交給專家處理 861 00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:28,458 我們把精力放在大佛山佛陀園區 862 00:46:28,542 --> 00:46:30,000 後續的事務上 863 00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:32,917 阿彌陀佛 864 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,500 阿彌陀佛 865 00:46:36,250 --> 00:46:37,750 說來真奇怪 866 00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:39,833 就在阿彌陀佛之後 867 00:46:39,917 --> 00:46:43,333 整個工廠氣氛和士氣都不一樣 868 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,042 大家都突然動了起來 869 00:46:46,583 --> 00:46:47,417 本來坐著的 870 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:48,667 都站起來 871 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,250 本來站著的 872 00:46:50,333 --> 00:46:51,708 也都爬上去 873 00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:54,125 大家拼命的程度 874 00:46:54,208 --> 00:46:55,958 就和啟文一樣 875 00:46:56,417 --> 00:46:57,792 把明天的氣力 876 00:46:57,875 --> 00:46:59,875 今天就把它花光光 877 00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:21,292 慢慢這支片已經走到中段 878 00:47:22,333 --> 00:47:24,375 我在此要講一件事情 879 00:47:24,875 --> 00:47:27,958 肚財平常時很少來這個地方撿回收 880 00:47:28,625 --> 00:47:31,708 但今天不知為何卻跑來這 881 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:34,375 就像是命中的牽引 882 00:47:34,667 --> 00:47:36,875 讓他遇到一位失志的人 883 00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:39,833 在肚財和他相遇之後 884 00:47:39,917 --> 00:47:42,167 他就消失在這個世間 885 00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:45,125 肚財是他最後看到的 886 00:47:45,208 --> 00:47:47,458 也是最後和他講話的人 887 00:48:38,542 --> 00:48:39,583 怎麼了嗎 888 00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:46,958 像肚財這種不被社會認同 889 00:48:47,042 --> 00:48:48,625 很難翻身的人 890 00:48:49,375 --> 00:48:51,333 常常都會遇到和他一樣 891 00:48:51,417 --> 00:48:53,375 在生活上出狀況的人 892 00:48:54,333 --> 00:48:56,625 他們都會想要幫助對方 893 00:48:56,708 --> 00:48:58,417 但俗話說 894 00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:00,333 當乞丐還養貓 895 00:49:00,917 --> 00:49:02,042 自身都難保 896 00:49:02,125 --> 00:49:03,875 如何保別人 897 00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:10,542 欸 898 00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:13,375 兄弟啊 899 00:49:15,750 --> 00:49:17,167 有困難嗎 900 00:49:24,708 --> 00:49:26,333 當然是有困難 901 00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:28,917 在肚財離開那位兄弟之後 902 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,333 就開始下雨 903 00:49:31,167 --> 00:49:32,250 對他們來講 904 00:49:32,333 --> 00:49:34,125 不論是出太陽還是下雨 905 00:49:34,208 --> 00:49:35,667 都會有困難 906 00:49:36,375 --> 00:49:38,958 但他們沒辦法去想生命的困難 907 00:49:39,750 --> 00:49:41,875 因為光是生活裡面 908 00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:43,833 就有解決不完的困難 909 00:49:45,625 --> 00:49:48,125 社會常常在講要公平正義 910 00:49:48,625 --> 00:49:50,333 但在他們的生活之中 911 00:49:50,417 --> 00:49:52,292 應該是沒有這四個字 912 00:49:53,375 --> 00:49:56,250 畢竟光是要捧飯碗就沒力了 913 00:49:56,333 --> 00:49:58,792 那還有力氣去講那些有的沒的 914 00:51:02,792 --> 00:51:03,708 菜埔 915 00:51:05,875 --> 00:51:06,792 菜埔 916 00:51:19,208 --> 00:51:21,167 下雨你怎麼還跑來 917 00:51:22,417 --> 00:51:23,292 你老闆在嗎 918 00:51:23,375 --> 00:51:24,083 有啦 919 00:51:24,167 --> 00:51:24,750 有喔 920 00:51:24,833 --> 00:51:25,458 回來了 921 00:51:25,542 --> 00:51:26,375 好好好 922 00:51:36,208 --> 00:51:37,333 怎麼樣 923 00:51:37,417 --> 00:51:39,042 你老闆今天怎麼這麼早回來 924 00:51:39,125 --> 00:51:40,333 喝醉了 925 00:51:40,417 --> 00:51:42,125 被人送回來的 926 00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:44,625 那正好 927 00:51:44,708 --> 00:51:45,708 那天看舊的 928 00:51:45,792 --> 00:51:47,000 今天去拿新的來看 929 00:51:47,083 --> 00:51:48,333 不要啦 930 00:51:49,167 --> 00:51:50,208 沒關係啦 931 00:51:50,292 --> 00:51:51,667 不好啦 932 00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:53,500 去啦 933 00:51:53,583 --> 00:51:55,500 不要一直看人家那個 934 00:51:56,208 --> 00:51:57,833 你真是三八 935 00:51:57,917 --> 00:51:59,583 難道你現在會把你老闆叫醒 936 00:51:59,667 --> 00:52:00,375 然後跟他說 937 00:52:00,458 --> 00:52:01,458 老闆 938 00:52:01,542 --> 00:52:03,833 我要拿你的行車記錄器來看喔 939 00:52:04,167 --> 00:52:05,125 會嗎 940 00:52:05,875 --> 00:52:07,083 不好啦 941 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:09,000 沒關係 去啦 942 00:52:09,083 --> 00:52:10,042 不要啦 943 00:52:10,542 --> 00:52:11,500 雨下這麼大 944 00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:13,625 我專程趕來的 945 00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:14,667 對不對 946 00:52:15,625 --> 00:52:16,833 沒關係啦 947 00:52:19,292 --> 00:52:20,708 現在聽到的 948 00:52:20,792 --> 00:52:24,417 帶點美國西部牛仔氣味的音樂 949 00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,667 是配樂林生祥 950 00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:30,208 專門為我們啟文董仔所做的主題歌 951 00:52:31,542 --> 00:52:34,625 歌名就叫和董仔去衝海浪 952 00:52:35,667 --> 00:52:37,625 他說車這樣一直開 953 00:52:37,708 --> 00:52:40,000 在隧道裡面一閃一閃 954 00:52:40,375 --> 00:52:41,583 那種感覺 955 00:52:41,667 --> 00:52:43,542 就像啟文董仔 956 00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:44,667 要帶觀眾朋友 957 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:46,667 去海邊衝浪 958 00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:50,292 但啟文董仔沒打算要去海邊 959 00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:51,708 因為他要衝的 960 00:52:51,792 --> 00:52:53,792 是Gucci青春的肉體 961 00:52:54,917 --> 00:52:57,250 海浪就麻煩觀眾朋友 962 00:52:57,333 --> 00:53:00,083 找時間和朋友去衝 963 00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:02,542 但是要注意安全 964 00:53:07,167 --> 00:53:09,792 隧道裡面還有隧道 965 00:53:10,292 --> 00:53:11,542 其實這個地方 966 00:53:11,625 --> 00:53:13,542 是隧道的連通道 967 00:53:14,083 --> 00:53:16,250 經過的車子開那麼快 968 00:53:16,333 --> 00:53:19,167 根本沒人注意裡面有什麼 969 00:53:19,750 --> 00:53:22,458 就算說你在裡面脫褲子拉屎 970 00:53:22,542 --> 00:53:24,458 還是殺人放火 971 00:53:24,542 --> 00:53:26,458 別人都很難看見 972 00:53:27,875 --> 00:53:29,375 在親了 973 00:53:29,458 --> 00:53:31,125 碰到你就變硬了 974 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:32,250 想不想要 975 00:53:32,333 --> 00:53:33,208 想要 976 00:53:33,833 --> 00:53:34,958 想要什麼 977 00:53:35,042 --> 00:53:36,500 我想要你幹我 978 00:53:36,958 --> 00:53:38,542 說的這麼直接 979 00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:40,167 喜歡幹我嗎 980 00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:41,083 喜歡 981 00:53:41,167 --> 00:53:42,958 啟文就是抓住這一點 982 00:53:43,042 --> 00:53:45,000 敢做別人不敢做的 983 00:53:45,083 --> 00:53:47,208 敢賭別人不敢賭的 984 00:53:47,292 --> 00:53:49,792 他的人生也是這樣賭出來的 985 00:53:50,083 --> 00:53:50,875 叫我Puta 986 00:53:50,958 --> 00:53:51,792 什麼 987 00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:52,917 叫我Puta 988 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,083 什麼叫Puta 989 00:53:54,167 --> 00:53:55,083 我怎麼知道 990 00:53:55,167 --> 00:53:56,000 Puta是我 991 00:53:56,083 --> 00:53:57,167 Puta 992 00:53:57,250 --> 00:53:59,375 Gucci是一位混血美女 993 00:53:59,458 --> 00:54:02,042 混了一半南美洲的血統 994 00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:05,292 所以我很難聽出來是Buddha還是Puta 995 00:54:05,792 --> 00:54:08,042 英文的Buddha是大佛 996 00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:10,500 西班牙文的Puta是賤人 997 00:54:10,958 --> 00:54:13,042 但以現場狀況判斷 998 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:15,083 我想應該是賤人的意思 999 00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:16,833 我跟你說 1000 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:20,375 這個應該是真愛 1001 00:54:21,292 --> 00:54:23,167 不然這女的怎麼可能會這樣 1002 00:54:23,250 --> 00:54:24,542 整個人都給他 1003 00:54:24,625 --> 00:54:25,958 還叫成這樣 1004 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:29,083 我希望你射在我裡面 1005 00:54:29,167 --> 00:54:30,167 我要幹妳 1006 00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:35,708 照現場這個狀況判斷 1007 00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:39,667 你老闆一定沒戴保險套 1008 00:54:40,958 --> 00:54:42,375 還是你比較聰明 1009 00:54:46,542 --> 00:54:47,833 葉女士 1010 00:54:48,417 --> 00:54:49,500 都幾歲了 1011 00:54:49,583 --> 00:54:51,250 都已經當一個女士了 1012 00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:53,667 葉女士是誰啊 1013 00:54:54,125 --> 00:54:55,875 我老闆的老相好 1014 00:54:59,917 --> 00:55:02,125 你喜歡幹葉女士還是幹我 1015 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,208 你喜歡幹葉女士還是幹我 1016 00:55:05,875 --> 00:55:07,292 我要幹妳 1017 00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:08,750 那你就幹死我 1018 00:55:08,833 --> 00:55:09,583 大聲一點 1019 00:55:09,667 --> 00:55:11,667 那你就幹死我 1020 00:55:12,417 --> 00:55:14,125 你幹我啊 1021 00:55:14,208 --> 00:55:14,792 好爽 1022 00:55:14,875 --> 00:55:16,500 我最喜歡被你幹 1023 00:55:16,583 --> 00:55:18,833 這女的真的很敢講 1024 00:55:19,958 --> 00:55:21,292 喔 超爽 1025 00:55:26,250 --> 00:55:27,042 喂 1026 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:31,167 怎麼這樣啦 1027 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:34,500 每次正精彩的時候電話就響 1028 00:55:34,583 --> 00:55:35,833 小聲一點 1029 00:55:35,917 --> 00:55:37,583 我老闆在家 1030 00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:40,750 一直講話 1031 00:55:40,833 --> 00:55:42,208 囉哩八嗦 1032 00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:43,375 喂 1033 00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:53,000 沒有啦 1034 00:55:54,833 --> 00:55:55,792 翻臉了啦 1035 00:55:55,875 --> 00:55:57,708 那個女的下車了啦 1036 00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:04,417 在忙啊 1037 00:56:06,542 --> 00:56:08,500 如果是我也不要 1038 00:56:08,583 --> 00:56:10,833 前情未了 1039 00:56:16,250 --> 00:56:17,500 來 妳講 1040 00:56:19,542 --> 00:56:22,042 一直講都講不完 1041 00:56:23,292 --> 00:56:24,375 好啊 1042 00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:26,708 老地方 1043 00:56:30,917 --> 00:56:32,667 他說老地方 1044 00:56:45,542 --> 00:56:46,417 這個 1045 00:56:46,833 --> 00:56:47,708 這個 1046 00:56:51,292 --> 00:56:53,083 我已經四十好幾了 1047 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,167 黃啟文 1048 00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:58,333 你自己摸著良心講 1049 00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:01,250 我們在一起那麼多年 1050 00:57:01,333 --> 00:57:03,125 哪一次你想要的時候 1051 00:57:03,208 --> 00:57:04,583 我沒有出現 1052 00:57:05,625 --> 00:57:08,583 甚至你把我當瑜伽老師一樣折來折去 1053 00:57:08,667 --> 00:57:09,542 肚財 1054 00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:11,292 什麼是瑜伽老師啊 1055 00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:14,958 說你老闆姿勢很多啦 1056 00:57:15,042 --> 00:57:16,208 我有小孩 1057 00:57:16,292 --> 00:57:17,417 你也不讓我生 1058 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:19,000 你要我拿掉 1059 00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:21,750 我也照做 1060 00:57:22,792 --> 00:57:23,583 因為我覺得 1061 00:57:23,667 --> 00:57:25,500 你跟你老婆沒有感情 1062 00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:27,708 她在國外那麼多年了 1063 00:57:27,792 --> 00:57:29,083 總有一天你們會離婚 1064 00:57:29,167 --> 00:57:30,667 你會娶我 1065 00:57:31,750 --> 00:57:33,875 你老闆不簡單喔 1066 00:57:35,542 --> 00:57:37,708 怎麼每個女的都在愛他 1067 00:57:37,792 --> 00:57:39,583 對你來講根本不夠 1068 00:57:40,458 --> 00:57:42,958 你照樣在外面搞七捻三 1069 00:57:43,542 --> 00:57:45,167 不簡單喔 1070 00:57:45,417 --> 00:57:48,250 你從來就沒有真心的對待過我 1071 00:57:48,667 --> 00:57:50,542 我老闆的老相好 1072 00:57:51,125 --> 00:57:53,125 看起來好像很委屈 1073 00:57:57,750 --> 00:57:58,917 要分手 1074 00:57:59,292 --> 00:58:00,167 可以 1075 00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:04,792 那就拿錢來補償我 1076 00:58:04,875 --> 00:58:07,125 我本來想說 1077 00:58:07,208 --> 00:58:10,208 你老闆每天都出去玩女人 1078 00:58:10,542 --> 00:58:12,292 山珍海味 1079 00:58:15,167 --> 00:58:17,042 這個也是有感情啦 1080 00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:21,000 你老闆這樣無情啦 1081 00:58:21,833 --> 00:58:23,750 人家為他這樣對不對 1082 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:26,375 不給錢是吧 1083 00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:27,875 好啊 1084 00:58:29,292 --> 00:58:31,458 那我是不是該打電話跟你老婆要 1085 00:58:34,875 --> 00:58:36,208 還是打電話 1086 00:58:36,292 --> 00:58:37,917 給你可愛的秘書長 1087 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:38,917 跟他要呢 1088 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,875 那秘書長你認識嗎 1089 00:58:41,458 --> 00:58:43,375 就我老闆的秘書啊 1090 00:58:43,458 --> 00:58:44,500 黃啟文 1091 00:58:44,792 --> 00:58:46,083 趁我不在家 1092 00:58:46,167 --> 00:58:48,292 帶個老男人來滾我的床 1093 00:58:48,667 --> 00:58:49,875 爽不爽 1094 00:58:50,833 --> 00:58:52,000 你說嘛 1095 00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:53,875 我的比較緊 1096 00:58:53,958 --> 00:58:56,042 還是他的老菊花比較緊 1097 00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:00,792 不對 1098 00:59:01,417 --> 00:59:04,833 秘書長的聲音應該是 1099 00:59:06,458 --> 00:59:07,583 啟文 1100 00:59:09,708 --> 00:59:10,667 啟文 1101 00:59:10,958 --> 00:59:11,875 啟文 1102 00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:15,500 什麼聲音 1103 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:22,667 怪怪的 1104 00:59:27,708 --> 00:59:29,917 怎麼只聽到你老闆在喘 1105 00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:34,958 怎麼沒了 1106 00:59:35,042 --> 00:59:36,708 後面一定還有的 1107 00:59:43,708 --> 00:59:44,583 這個啦 1108 00:59:44,875 --> 00:59:46,125 這個還沒看過 1109 00:59:56,958 --> 00:59:58,792 這個不就你們這裡 1110 01:00:11,667 --> 01:00:12,792 這個我耶 1111 01:02:45,042 --> 01:02:46,417 別看了 1112 01:03:02,583 --> 01:03:03,333 叫你別看了 1113 01:03:03,417 --> 01:03:05,125 每次都要看這個 1114 01:03:12,875 --> 01:03:15,375 這個不就是那天那一個 1115 01:03:16,917 --> 01:03:18,375 站在田中間 1116 01:03:30,792 --> 01:03:31,458 我 1117 01:03:31,542 --> 01:03:33,042 我先回去了 1118 01:03:35,875 --> 01:03:36,917 肚財 1119 01:03:37,917 --> 01:03:39,500 再坐一下啦 1120 01:03:43,625 --> 01:03:45,042 再坐一下啦 1121 01:04:09,625 --> 01:04:11,208 我們要不要報警 1122 01:04:15,875 --> 01:04:18,125 你是忘記你還有老母嗎 1123 01:04:19,792 --> 01:04:21,417 工作不要做了嗎 1124 01:04:24,625 --> 01:04:25,417 幹 1125 01:04:26,708 --> 01:04:29,792 你不知道警察跟法院都是有錢人開的嗎 1126 01:04:30,875 --> 01:04:31,542 那一晚 1127 01:04:31,625 --> 01:04:33,583 他們二個人非常地驚恐 1128 01:04:34,167 --> 01:04:35,792 卻傻傻地一直坐在那 1129 01:04:35,875 --> 01:04:37,333 坐到天亮 1130 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:38,958 天一亮 1131 01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:42,625 肚財和菜埔馬上跑去市區找林師兄 1132 01:04:43,208 --> 01:04:46,542 師兄平時在保全公司擔任課長 1133 01:04:47,250 --> 01:04:49,250 但是他有另外一個身份 1134 01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:51,583 就是擔任宮廟的乩童 1135 01:04:52,458 --> 01:04:54,667 神明會降駕在他身上 1136 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:56,667 你現在看到的 1137 01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:58,625 就是降駕的過程 1138 01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:22,458 神明會利用扶鸞來救劫渡人 1139 01:05:22,542 --> 01:05:24,708 基本上會來問事的 1140 01:05:24,792 --> 01:05:26,542 一種就是有錢有勢 1141 01:05:26,625 --> 01:05:28,417 害怕失去一切 1142 01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:31,500 另外一種就是無錢無勢 1143 01:05:31,583 --> 01:05:33,542 內心需要救濟 1144 01:05:34,333 --> 01:05:35,500 你現在看到的 1145 01:05:35,583 --> 01:05:37,333 就是神明在寫字 1146 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:38,958 旁邊的桌頭 1147 01:05:39,042 --> 01:05:41,250 會講出神明所寫的字 1148 01:05:41,625 --> 01:05:43,792 寫出來就叫作鸞文 1149 01:05:44,167 --> 01:05:47,083 也就是神明要給信徒的啟示 1150 01:05:47,708 --> 01:05:50,875 但今天肚財和菜埔所得到的鸞文 1151 01:05:51,208 --> 01:05:54,417 神明只是叫他們要正正當當做人 1152 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:56,292 孝順自己的父母 1153 01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:58,833 做一個對國家有用的人 1154 01:05:59,458 --> 01:06:00,708 肚財和菜埔 1155 01:06:00,792 --> 01:06:03,375 越看越不知要如何是好 1156 01:06:04,083 --> 01:06:05,250 各位等一下看到的 1157 01:06:05,333 --> 01:06:07,458 就是完整的鸞文 1158 01:06:20,542 --> 01:06:23,333 肚財每天會去土豆那撿垃圾 1159 01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:26,458 在聊天的過程當中 1160 01:06:26,542 --> 01:06:29,792 土豆知道肚財和菜埔遇到壞東西 1161 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:32,375 需要找地方祭改 1162 01:06:33,125 --> 01:06:34,500 他第一個想到的地方 1163 01:06:34,583 --> 01:06:37,333 就是他大伯顧的中正廟 1164 01:06:40,167 --> 01:06:41,042 大伯 1165 01:06:41,583 --> 01:06:42,917 他們兩個遇到壞東西 1166 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,958 想說來這邊祭改一下 1167 01:06:46,792 --> 01:06:48,125 他們是沒有說什麼啦 1168 01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:49,583 不過這蔣公 1169 01:06:49,667 --> 01:06:51,333 應該可以幫忙 1170 01:06:57,167 --> 01:06:58,125 你們兩個喔 1171 01:06:58,208 --> 01:06:59,625 別看這個廟空空的 1172 01:06:59,708 --> 01:07:02,542 我大伯是故意什麼都不要擺 1173 01:07:03,042 --> 01:07:04,208 走極簡風啦 1174 01:07:04,708 --> 01:07:07,042 而且也可以表現蔣公 1175 01:07:07,125 --> 01:07:09,792 兩袖清風的人格特質 1176 01:07:17,292 --> 01:07:18,833 有人在拜蔣公嗎 1177 01:07:18,917 --> 01:07:20,042 靠北啊 1178 01:07:20,667 --> 01:07:22,375 豬八戒都有人拜了 1179 01:07:23,708 --> 01:07:25,083 我跟你們說 1180 01:07:25,167 --> 01:07:26,208 這個廟 1181 01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:27,875 三十年前蓋好之後 1182 01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:29,000 一直擲不到筊 1183 01:07:29,083 --> 01:07:30,333 沒有神明要來 1184 01:07:30,417 --> 01:07:31,208 有一天 1185 01:07:31,292 --> 01:07:32,917 我大伯在睡午覺的時候 1186 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,500 蔣公來託夢 1187 01:07:34,875 --> 01:07:36,208 跟我大伯說 1188 01:07:36,292 --> 01:07:37,500 我時間可以 1189 01:07:37,583 --> 01:07:38,708 我有空 1190 01:07:39,417 --> 01:07:40,500 所以說 1191 01:07:40,583 --> 01:07:42,208 我大伯在這裡顧廟 1192 01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:43,708 不簡單啦 1193 01:07:44,667 --> 01:07:46,208 什麼叫顧廟 1194 01:07:46,583 --> 01:07:47,667 服侍神明 1195 01:07:47,917 --> 01:07:49,083 服侍神明 1196 01:07:53,250 --> 01:07:54,333 大伯 1197 01:07:55,458 --> 01:07:57,125 要幫他們祭改嗎 1198 01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:12,500 這神喔 1199 01:08:13,208 --> 01:08:15,417 有時候也會挑人耶 1200 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,250 幹你娘 1201 01:08:26,042 --> 01:08:27,833 不知道在臭屁什麼 1202 01:08:27,917 --> 01:08:30,375 顧一間破廟有什麼好跩的 1203 01:08:30,958 --> 01:08:31,625 幹 1204 01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:34,125 聽得讓人很不爽 1205 01:08:38,542 --> 01:08:39,625 黃先生 不好意思 1206 01:08:39,708 --> 01:08:40,500 麻煩你跑這一趟 1207 01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:41,792 不要這樣講 1208 01:08:42,292 --> 01:08:43,458 請你來 1209 01:08:43,542 --> 01:08:46,208 主要是要了解葉芬如女士的事情啦 1210 01:08:46,667 --> 01:08:47,542 那她 1211 01:08:47,625 --> 01:08:49,208 她是發生什麼事情 1212 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:52,458 她家裡面的人來報警 1213 01:08:53,125 --> 01:08:55,458 說她失蹤差不多快一個禮拜了 1214 01:08:56,583 --> 01:08:58,625 現在連她的車子也找不到 1215 01:08:59,083 --> 01:09:00,708 想說找她的一些朋友 1216 01:09:00,792 --> 01:09:02,292 來這邊釐清一下 1217 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:07,417 那你們最後通電話是什麼時候 1218 01:09:10,625 --> 01:09:13,542 好像上禮拜有打給我 1219 01:09:15,208 --> 01:09:16,792 你跟她是什麼關係 1220 01:09:16,875 --> 01:09:18,333 我們是朋友啊 1221 01:09:19,125 --> 01:09:21,042 很好的朋友嗎 1222 01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:23,125 應該是吧 1223 01:09:24,292 --> 01:09:26,833 那天電話裡面是在講什麼 1224 01:09:27,375 --> 01:09:28,833 沒說什麼啦 1225 01:09:28,917 --> 01:09:31,583 就說一些有的沒的 1226 01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:35,917 有的沒的是什麼啊 1227 01:09:37,542 --> 01:09:42,000 就朋友之間三不五時我們會講一下電話 1228 01:09:44,792 --> 01:09:45,417 對了 1229 01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:48,958 她上禮拜有說要找我投資 1230 01:09:49,042 --> 01:09:50,292 說說而已 1231 01:09:50,375 --> 01:09:52,208 每次也都沒怎麼樣 1232 01:09:53,792 --> 01:09:55,375 你們就只有說這個嗎 1233 01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:56,417 對啊 1234 01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:01,708 我怎麼覺得你們說的不只有這些 1235 01:10:02,667 --> 01:10:03,958 什麼意思 1236 01:10:04,792 --> 01:10:06,583 我有看她的通聯紀錄 1237 01:10:07,125 --> 01:10:08,583 葉女士打電話給你 1238 01:10:08,667 --> 01:10:10,167 打了上百通 1239 01:10:10,542 --> 01:10:11,750 有嗎 1240 01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:14,792 有沒有你自己最清楚啊 1241 01:10:15,958 --> 01:10:17,917 你不能因為她有打電話給我 1242 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,958 你就覺得我有問題啊 1243 01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:21,542 黃先生 1244 01:10:22,083 --> 01:10:23,958 我又沒有說你有問題 1245 01:10:24,833 --> 01:10:28,083 一個女的打電話給一個男的打了上百通 1246 01:10:28,667 --> 01:10:31,083 是什麼事情找你找得這麼著急 1247 01:10:33,083 --> 01:10:35,500 打了上百通都在講投資的事情嗎 1248 01:10:36,208 --> 01:10:37,625 我都跟你說了 1249 01:10:37,708 --> 01:10:40,875 她打電話要問我投資的事情 1250 01:10:41,167 --> 01:10:43,333 我們又講了一些其他無關緊要的事情 1251 01:10:43,417 --> 01:10:44,750 那就這樣而已 1252 01:10:44,833 --> 01:10:46,375 我都坦白跟你講了 1253 01:10:46,458 --> 01:10:47,292 現在是怎樣 1254 01:10:47,875 --> 01:10:50,333 現在是找我們啟文董事長 來這邊是什麼意思啊 1255 01:10:50,417 --> 01:10:52,042 副議長 不好意思 1256 01:10:52,125 --> 01:10:53,958 我來跟你報告一下好不好 1257 01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:59,292 我跟你說我們啟文董事長 在地方上是有頭有臉的人 1258 01:10:59,375 --> 01:11:01,042 做那麼多善事 1259 01:11:01,125 --> 01:11:03,000 菩薩心腸的人 1260 01:11:03,083 --> 01:11:04,583 你把他帶來這裡糟蹋 1261 01:11:04,667 --> 01:11:05,708 不好意思 1262 01:11:06,083 --> 01:11:06,958 現在是怎樣 1263 01:11:07,042 --> 01:11:07,750 順仔 1264 01:11:08,042 --> 01:11:10,292 你找黃董來是要幹什麼 1265 01:11:11,208 --> 01:11:14,417 我請黃董來這裡了解一下葉女士的事情 1266 01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:16,667 只差沒有泡茶請他喝而已 1267 01:11:16,750 --> 01:11:17,875 應該沒事啦 1268 01:11:18,458 --> 01:11:22,208 我們的啟文董事長在社會上出錢出力 1269 01:11:22,292 --> 01:11:23,000 你看看 1270 01:11:23,083 --> 01:11:24,250 沒讀書的人 1271 01:11:24,333 --> 01:11:26,417 他就拿錢給人去讀書 1272 01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:28,792 出殯沒棺材的人 1273 01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:30,917 他就買棺材給他 1274 01:11:31,417 --> 01:11:32,542 你這樣糟蹋他 1275 01:11:32,625 --> 01:11:34,875 他是說得到就做得到的人 1276 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:35,875 這樣的大善人 1277 01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,375 你這樣糟蹋他 1278 01:11:39,083 --> 01:11:39,917 順仔 1279 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,167 黃董應該沒事了吧 1280 01:11:46,375 --> 01:11:47,042 沒事了啦 1281 01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:48,458 要走可以走了 1282 01:11:48,542 --> 01:11:49,875 要怎樣隨你便 1283 01:11:49,958 --> 01:11:51,792 不然你是在說什麼東西啊 1284 01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:53,000 他不是這個意思啦 1285 01:11:53,083 --> 01:11:54,250 我跟你說 1286 01:11:54,333 --> 01:11:56,583 我在對你講話 1287 01:11:56,667 --> 01:11:57,667 你在回答分局長 1288 01:11:57,750 --> 01:11:58,792 你是什麼意思 1289 01:11:58,875 --> 01:11:59,417 我跟你說 1290 01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:01,583 你如果像這樣在社會上打滾 1291 01:12:01,667 --> 01:12:04,125 你墳墓上的草已經長這麼高了 1292 01:12:04,333 --> 01:12:04,833 不好意思 1293 01:12:04,917 --> 01:12:06,292 你有分寸一點 1294 01:12:07,042 --> 01:12:07,750 順仔 1295 01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:09,792 黃董應該可以離開了吧 1296 01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:12,250 要怎樣隨你便 1297 01:12:12,333 --> 01:12:13,208 我說過了 1298 01:12:13,458 --> 01:12:14,375 你是什麼意思 1299 01:12:14,458 --> 01:12:15,375 沒啦 他不是這個意思 1300 01:12:15,458 --> 01:12:16,583 無法無天 1301 01:12:16,667 --> 01:12:17,458 這是什麼態度啊 1302 01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:18,667 不好意思 沒事 1303 01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:20,083 所以現在可以走了嗎 1304 01:12:20,167 --> 01:12:21,875 可以 謝謝謝謝 1305 01:12:22,167 --> 01:12:24,292 有分寸一點 我告訴你 1306 01:12:24,375 --> 01:12:25,625 要搞清楚社會規則 1307 01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:26,208 不好意思 1308 01:12:26,292 --> 01:12:27,958 幹你娘勒 1309 01:12:28,042 --> 01:12:28,958 你喔 1310 01:12:29,833 --> 01:12:31,792 下禮拜準備去議會罰站 1311 01:12:31,875 --> 01:12:32,375 好好好好 1312 01:12:32,458 --> 01:12:33,500 幹你娘 1313 01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:34,500 無法無天 1314 01:12:34,583 --> 01:12:36,750 副議長慢走慢走 1315 01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:38,250 幹你娘勒 1316 01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:05,583 你坐啊 1317 01:13:09,333 --> 01:13:10,208 坐啊 1318 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,542 你來我這裡多久了 1319 01:13:28,625 --> 01:13:29,542 十年了 1320 01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:34,375 你來我這裡之前你是在做什麼的 1321 01:13:36,167 --> 01:13:38,292 四處打零工 1322 01:13:42,250 --> 01:13:43,917 我給你的薪水夠用嗎 1323 01:13:46,125 --> 01:13:47,083 夠用 1324 01:13:54,042 --> 01:13:56,583 這間我也很多年沒走進來了 1325 01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:00,208 天花板漏水漏成這樣 1326 01:14:00,292 --> 01:14:01,625 你怎麼沒跟我說 1327 01:14:05,083 --> 01:14:06,333 冷氣會冷嗎 1328 01:14:09,250 --> 01:14:10,750 很久沒開了 1329 01:14:18,375 --> 01:14:19,417 講坦白一點 1330 01:14:20,458 --> 01:14:23,958 我是覺得你在這裡也是整天閒著 沒什麼工作可做 1331 01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:27,167 有時候你上班的時候 1332 01:14:28,667 --> 01:14:29,333 你在睡覺 1333 01:14:29,417 --> 01:14:31,083 我也不好意思打擾你 1334 01:14:32,833 --> 01:14:37,000 有時候你那個撿垃圾的朋友 常常來找你聊天 1335 01:14:37,083 --> 01:14:38,583 我也沒說什麼 1336 01:14:47,542 --> 01:14:48,500 菜埔 1337 01:14:52,042 --> 01:14:53,625 你覺得我會很笨嗎 1338 01:14:55,375 --> 01:14:56,375 不會 1339 01:14:58,833 --> 01:15:00,083 你在這邊搞什麼鬼 1340 01:15:00,167 --> 01:15:01,500 我會不知道嗎 1341 01:15:10,292 --> 01:15:12,750 我的個性你應該很了解 1342 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:15,917 我是覺得這樣 1343 01:15:16,542 --> 01:15:18,833 我們人跟人之間往來 1344 01:15:18,917 --> 01:15:20,708 沒事就沒事 1345 01:15:20,792 --> 01:15:24,167 如果有事的時候就要彼此體諒 1346 01:15:36,542 --> 01:15:38,167 你有看過我這樣嗎 1347 01:15:41,625 --> 01:15:43,292 你真的沒有看過我這樣 1348 01:15:47,125 --> 01:15:48,500 那你現在點頭的意思是 1349 01:15:48,583 --> 01:15:49,583 是你看過 1350 01:15:49,667 --> 01:15:51,333 還是你真的沒看過 1351 01:16:02,667 --> 01:16:06,083 這頂假髮我真的戴了好幾年了 1352 01:16:07,042 --> 01:16:08,792 戴到我自己有時候都覺得 1353 01:16:08,875 --> 01:16:10,708 這才是我真髮 1354 01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:16,458 我現在如果一天沒戴 1355 01:16:17,083 --> 01:16:19,208 我整個人就覺得很不安 1356 01:16:38,125 --> 01:16:39,708 你媽媽最近好嗎 1357 01:16:43,458 --> 01:16:45,875 最近身體不太好 1358 01:16:50,792 --> 01:16:53,250 家裡如果有什麼事情你要講喔 1359 01:16:57,792 --> 01:16:59,792 我是覺得人 1360 01:17:00,458 --> 01:17:02,083 最重要的就是要平安 1361 01:17:24,833 --> 01:17:26,583 那一晚啟文走了之後 1362 01:17:26,667 --> 01:17:28,667 肚財就來找菜埔 1363 01:17:29,125 --> 01:17:32,292 但是肚財一直站在門外不敢進去 1364 01:17:32,833 --> 01:17:35,250 菜埔也只好在外面陪他 1365 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:37,375 在陰暗的黑夜 1366 01:17:37,458 --> 01:17:39,000 淋著毛毛雨 1367 01:17:39,625 --> 01:17:41,458 二個人靜靜地站在那 1368 01:17:42,500 --> 01:17:46,167 菜埔看著肚財留戀著眼前的景色 1369 01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:48,542 眼中透露出淡淡的不捨 1370 01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:51,083 他想要安慰肚財 1371 01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:53,042 卻一句話都講不出來 1372 01:18:17,292 --> 01:18:20,167 肚財後來也去找釋迦 1373 01:18:20,250 --> 01:18:22,500 但這一切都發生在夢中 1374 01:18:23,583 --> 01:18:26,417 釋迦醒來後來就一直睡不著 1375 01:18:26,917 --> 01:18:29,417 跑去隔壁的游泳池洗澡 1376 01:18:30,500 --> 01:18:32,750 釋迦洗澡的地方都不一定 1377 01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:35,583 有時是在游泳池 1378 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:38,167 有時會去附近的廁所 1379 01:18:39,625 --> 01:18:41,958 今晚天上打雷閃電 1380 01:18:42,708 --> 01:18:44,917 但釋迦好像也沒在怕 1381 01:18:46,042 --> 01:18:48,208 他今天有一點點不一樣 1382 01:18:49,042 --> 01:18:52,042 心裡感覺到肚財應該是出事情了 1383 01:18:57,208 --> 01:18:59,500 木板破洞的那個字是 面 1384 01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:02,375 全部合起是面會菜 1385 01:19:03,250 --> 01:19:06,417 那是專門提供監獄犯人的家屬 1386 01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:09,750 因為太遠或沒空去探視 1387 01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:12,333 就可以寄錢請店家 1388 01:19:12,417 --> 01:19:14,792 幫忙送一些料理進去裡面 1389 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,875 肚財以前被關過 1390 01:19:18,375 --> 01:19:20,417 在他阿嬤過世之後 1391 01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:22,333 無父無母的肚財 1392 01:19:22,417 --> 01:19:24,583 就沒辦法再吃到面會菜 1393 01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:28,958 但阿姨還是三不五時 會送一些飯菜給肚財 1394 01:19:29,458 --> 01:19:31,375 將他當成自己的兒子 1395 01:19:32,792 --> 01:19:34,375 除了面會菜 1396 01:19:34,458 --> 01:19:38,083 阿姨和她丈夫也會種些蔥做補貼 1397 01:19:38,708 --> 01:19:40,417 人力不足時 1398 01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:43,958 就叫嫁出去的女兒回來幫忙 1399 01:19:48,667 --> 01:19:49,417 來 阿財 1400 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:51,042 阿姨這邊有一些青菜 1401 01:19:51,667 --> 01:19:52,792 今天剛好有 1402 01:19:52,875 --> 01:19:53,708 那麼好 1403 01:19:59,292 --> 01:20:00,333 有人叫會客菜 1404 01:20:00,417 --> 01:20:01,708 剩了一支雞腿 1405 01:20:01,792 --> 01:20:02,333 給你吃 1406 01:20:02,417 --> 01:20:03,125 吃飽一點 1407 01:20:03,208 --> 01:20:05,917 我想說今天怎麼這麼好有雞腿 1408 01:20:08,542 --> 01:20:11,250 肚財出獄之後都會來這幫忙 1409 01:20:11,750 --> 01:20:14,167 阿姨也會幫他準備一些飯菜 1410 01:20:14,792 --> 01:20:17,000 但今天卻有點特別 1411 01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:19,958 阿姨不只炒一盤菜給他 1412 01:20:20,042 --> 01:20:22,167 還幫他多準備了一支雞腿 1413 01:20:23,583 --> 01:20:25,958 沒人知道肚財吃的不多 1414 01:20:26,417 --> 01:20:27,500 除了晚上 1415 01:20:27,583 --> 01:20:32,458 去超商拿人家丟出來 冰冰的過期食品當作宵夜 1416 01:20:32,542 --> 01:20:34,875 白天就只吃一餐 1417 01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:36,958 但現在吃的這一餐 1418 01:20:37,042 --> 01:20:39,250 是肚財今天的最後一餐 1419 01:20:39,667 --> 01:20:41,875 也是他人生的最後一餐 1420 01:22:20,917 --> 01:22:22,667 隔天的早晨 1421 01:22:22,750 --> 01:22:25,083 肚財在圳溝裡被發現 1422 01:22:25,875 --> 01:22:29,125 警方在他身上驗出很高酒精值 1423 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:33,083 表示他應該是喝酒醉出車禍的 1424 01:22:34,042 --> 01:22:35,625 但我們聽到的 1425 01:22:35,708 --> 01:22:37,917 大部分都是喝酒醉撞死人 1426 01:22:38,750 --> 01:22:41,542 肚財應該是中華民國在台灣 1427 01:22:41,625 --> 01:22:44,250 少數喝醉酒被撞死的 1428 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:46,542 而且村子的人都知道 1429 01:22:46,625 --> 01:22:48,167 肚財是不喝酒的 1430 01:22:49,125 --> 01:22:50,375 就算說他要喝 1431 01:22:50,458 --> 01:22:52,875 也沒錢喝到不省人事 1432 01:23:08,833 --> 01:23:10,667 釋迦離開現場之後 1433 01:23:10,750 --> 01:23:12,792 整個早上都在騎腳踏車 1434 01:23:13,208 --> 01:23:15,083 但卻不知要騎去那裡 1435 01:23:15,792 --> 01:23:17,500 只好一直逛一直逛 1436 01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:19,958 他的心糾結在一起 1437 01:23:20,333 --> 01:23:21,792 腦海不斷出現的 1438 01:23:21,875 --> 01:23:23,500 是肚財的身影 1439 01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:27,000 最後他逛回到他的海濱別墅 1440 01:23:28,125 --> 01:23:30,250 我想他應該是慢慢理解 1441 01:23:30,833 --> 01:23:33,625 肚財現在死了並沒什麼不好 1442 01:23:34,375 --> 01:23:35,917 起碼在他死的時候 1443 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:38,542 在地上還能畫出一個人形 1444 01:23:39,500 --> 01:23:41,625 像他這種孤獨的流浪兒 1445 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:44,833 應該是死了很久之後才會被人發現 1446 01:23:45,708 --> 01:23:48,250 那個時候屍體都爛光了 1447 01:23:48,833 --> 01:23:52,500 只能勉強在地上畫出屍水的圓形 1448 01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:17,792 肚財的死應該沒那麼簡單 1449 01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:20,208 菜埔心驚膽顫的 1450 01:24:20,583 --> 01:24:22,125 突然想起那晚 1451 01:24:22,208 --> 01:24:24,125 啟文跟他講的那句話 1452 01:24:24,833 --> 01:24:27,000 人最重要的就是要平安 1453 01:24:28,042 --> 01:24:29,917 菜埔越想越不對 1454 01:24:30,375 --> 01:24:32,292 擔心自己如果出事情 1455 01:24:32,375 --> 01:24:34,167 他老母怎麼辦 1456 01:24:34,833 --> 01:24:35,750 他想到的 1457 01:24:35,833 --> 01:24:38,833 就只剩那個從年輕就很會說謊 1458 01:24:38,917 --> 01:24:41,000 對家庭無責任感的小叔 1459 01:24:46,417 --> 01:24:47,208 小叔 1460 01:24:47,292 --> 01:24:48,958 這兩條菜瓜給你煮 1461 01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:49,542 不用啦 1462 01:24:49,625 --> 01:24:50,667 種這麼辛苦 1463 01:24:50,750 --> 01:24:51,375 自己拿去賣 1464 01:24:51,458 --> 01:24:52,583 這自己種的啦 1465 01:24:53,208 --> 01:24:54,375 給你煮啦 1466 01:24:54,458 --> 01:24:55,167 要給我喔 1467 01:24:55,250 --> 01:24:56,125 對啦 給你煮啦 1468 01:24:56,208 --> 01:24:57,417 好啦 1469 01:24:57,500 --> 01:24:59,167 你只拿兩條而已喔 1470 01:25:00,875 --> 01:25:01,375 小叔 1471 01:25:01,458 --> 01:25:02,667 我老母 1472 01:25:02,750 --> 01:25:03,542 你老母我知道 1473 01:25:03,625 --> 01:25:04,792 你老母我知道 1474 01:25:07,708 --> 01:25:10,208 你最近有看到什麼髒東西嗎 1475 01:25:13,250 --> 01:25:14,250 你這個不解決不行 1476 01:25:14,333 --> 01:25:15,625 你這個眼鏡幾度 1477 01:25:15,708 --> 01:25:16,667 四百 1478 01:25:17,042 --> 01:25:19,458 是嗎 一邊二百 一邊三百 1479 01:25:19,542 --> 01:25:20,583 這樣五百 1480 01:25:20,667 --> 01:25:22,417 這樣對身體不好 1481 01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:23,958 換一支 1482 01:25:24,542 --> 01:25:25,667 這樣就對了 1483 01:25:25,750 --> 01:25:27,083 換一支戴戴看 1484 01:25:27,167 --> 01:25:30,833 眼鏡就是要戴的清清楚楚 1485 01:25:30,917 --> 01:25:31,833 有清楚嗎 1486 01:25:33,250 --> 01:25:33,958 很模糊 1487 01:25:34,042 --> 01:25:34,792 很模糊喔 1488 01:25:34,875 --> 01:25:35,958 這支不合 1489 01:25:37,875 --> 01:25:38,958 我換一支給你看看 1490 01:25:39,042 --> 01:25:40,250 這支你試試看 1491 01:25:41,167 --> 01:25:41,667 小叔 1492 01:25:41,750 --> 01:25:42,625 我要說我媽媽 1493 01:25:42,708 --> 01:25:44,083 我知道 你媽媽我知道 1494 01:25:44,167 --> 01:25:46,458 你媽媽去買菜我有遇到 1495 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,250 這支這樣有清楚嗎 1496 01:25:50,625 --> 01:25:51,458 有啦 1497 01:25:51,542 --> 01:25:53,958 對啦 戴眼鏡就是要帶兩支 1498 01:25:55,250 --> 01:25:56,500 好天氣一支 1499 01:25:57,208 --> 01:25:58,458 壞天氣一支 1500 01:25:59,792 --> 01:26:00,625 天氣晴朗的時候戴這支 1501 01:26:00,708 --> 01:26:01,833 小叔我是說我媽媽 1502 01:26:01,917 --> 01:26:02,917 你媽媽我就知道 1503 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:04,250 身體不好 1504 01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:05,583 我知道 你媽媽我就知道 1505 01:26:05,667 --> 01:26:07,125 在診所我有碰到啦 1506 01:26:07,208 --> 01:26:08,292 我知道啦 1507 01:26:10,500 --> 01:26:11,833 這支你戴戴看 1508 01:26:16,083 --> 01:26:17,542 好天氣戴這支 1509 01:26:17,625 --> 01:26:18,542 有效嗎 1510 01:26:20,625 --> 01:26:21,500 有啦 1511 01:26:21,583 --> 01:26:22,583 有吧 1512 01:26:22,667 --> 01:26:23,542 啊我媽媽 1513 01:26:23,625 --> 01:26:24,958 你媽媽我知道啦 1514 01:26:25,042 --> 01:26:26,167 二支這樣五百 1515 01:26:26,542 --> 01:26:27,042 小叔 1516 01:26:27,125 --> 01:26:29,667 我口袋裡好像沒那麼多錢 1517 01:26:29,750 --> 01:26:31,333 有多少 你有多少 1518 01:26:31,417 --> 01:26:33,167 只有三百而已 1519 01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:33,917 全部才這樣而已 1520 01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:34,958 對啊 1521 01:26:35,042 --> 01:26:36,458 這支不要 1522 01:26:36,917 --> 01:26:38,375 那支你戴戴看 1523 01:26:41,250 --> 01:26:43,167 這樣這支算你三百就好 1524 01:26:49,750 --> 01:26:50,708 我媽媽八十幾歲了 1525 01:26:50,792 --> 01:26:51,708 你媽媽我知道啦 我知道啦 1526 01:26:51,792 --> 01:26:54,292 你不要常常說你媽媽啦 1527 01:27:00,458 --> 01:27:03,458 菜埔從頭到尾都沒機會說話 1528 01:27:03,542 --> 01:27:05,125 反而付了三百元 1529 01:27:05,208 --> 01:27:06,708 買了這副眼鏡 1530 01:27:07,583 --> 01:27:10,042 問題那副就是他原來的眼鏡 1531 01:27:11,292 --> 01:27:14,708 菜埔對小叔的行為也沒怎麼抱怨 1532 01:27:15,375 --> 01:27:18,750 只是連唯一可以拜託的小叔 都這樣對待他 1533 01:27:19,208 --> 01:27:21,167 他的內心感覺很希微 1534 01:27:40,583 --> 01:27:42,417 命運很會捉弄人 1535 01:27:43,167 --> 01:27:44,083 那天下午 1536 01:27:44,167 --> 01:27:48,042 啟文叫菜埔帶鹹菜嬸去醫院檢查 1537 01:27:48,125 --> 01:27:50,917 住院的事情 他也都安排好了 1538 01:27:51,792 --> 01:27:53,125 但檢查了半天 1539 01:27:53,208 --> 01:27:55,333 也沒檢查出什麼病因 1540 01:27:55,875 --> 01:27:59,000 最後還是住院吊了點滴 1541 01:27:59,542 --> 01:28:01,792 啟文為菜埔做了這些事 1542 01:28:02,292 --> 01:28:04,250 讓他心裡感到很驚慌 1543 01:28:05,250 --> 01:28:07,708 他不知道啟文的用意是什麼 1544 01:28:08,708 --> 01:28:11,083 只感覺到胸中悶了一口氣 1545 01:28:11,167 --> 01:28:13,083 一直找不到出口 1546 01:28:40,042 --> 01:28:42,250 那幾天出了大太陽 1547 01:28:42,333 --> 01:28:44,208 心神不寧的菜埔 1548 01:28:44,292 --> 01:28:47,458 決定要好好處理屋頂漏水的問題 1549 01:28:48,375 --> 01:28:50,625 他去副議長的服務處 1550 01:28:50,708 --> 01:28:54,208 領了一件選舉過後沒用的廣告帆布 1551 01:28:54,958 --> 01:28:57,750 帆布上面是副議長劉三城 1552 01:28:57,833 --> 01:28:59,500 一張票一世情 1553 01:28:59,583 --> 01:29:01,417 為民服務的表情 1554 01:29:02,208 --> 01:29:05,833 我想副議長不但重情重義重粉味 1555 01:29:05,917 --> 01:29:08,875 為民擋風擋雨也跑第一 1556 01:29:12,500 --> 01:29:13,833 帆布拉好之後 1557 01:29:13,917 --> 01:29:15,958 菜埔一個人坐在屋頂 1558 01:29:16,500 --> 01:29:19,458 他心裡慢慢做了一個決定 1559 01:29:19,542 --> 01:29:22,292 決定要去肚財他家看一看 1560 01:29:39,375 --> 01:29:42,125 從來沒人進去過肚財家 1561 01:29:42,208 --> 01:29:46,542 連釋迦也只能坐在外面和肚財吃便當 1562 01:29:47,500 --> 01:29:50,583 菜埔應該是第一個進入肚財家的人 1563 01:29:50,667 --> 01:29:53,292 而且還沒有經過肚財的同意 1564 01:31:15,375 --> 01:31:17,583 坐在肚財的飛碟裡面 1565 01:31:17,667 --> 01:31:21,417 菜埔在想那個平常只能欺負他的人 1566 01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:23,292 現在跑去那裡了 1567 01:31:26,250 --> 01:31:28,375 看著床鋪的周圍 1568 01:31:28,458 --> 01:31:31,250 全部都是肚財夾回來的娃娃 1569 01:31:31,333 --> 01:31:33,208 和雜誌剪下來的美女 1570 01:31:34,042 --> 01:31:36,167 菜埔現在才發現 1571 01:31:36,250 --> 01:31:38,625 他對肚財竟然這麼陌生 1572 01:31:39,625 --> 01:31:42,083 我想雖然現在是太空時代 1573 01:31:42,458 --> 01:31:45,375 人類早就可以坐太空船去月球 1574 01:31:46,875 --> 01:31:50,542 但永遠無法探索別人內心的宇宙 1575 01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:23,708 那一天 1576 01:33:23,792 --> 01:33:25,958 台灣南部有二件大事情 1577 01:33:26,750 --> 01:33:29,042 一件是護國法會 1578 01:33:29,125 --> 01:33:31,417 另外一件是肚財出殯 1579 01:33:33,042 --> 01:33:35,417 在肚財出殯的路途上 1580 01:33:35,500 --> 01:33:37,542 明明是大太陽 1581 01:33:38,125 --> 01:33:39,208 但路面 1582 01:33:39,292 --> 01:33:42,000 卻無原由積了很深的水 1583 01:33:43,208 --> 01:33:46,000 菜埔他們站在水邊猶豫 1584 01:33:46,083 --> 01:33:49,167 肚財卻已經在水的另外一邊 1585 01:33:50,167 --> 01:33:53,042 他希望菜埔他們送到這裡就好 1586 01:33:53,125 --> 01:33:54,083 接下來 1587 01:33:54,167 --> 01:33:56,042 他想要一個人慢慢走 1588 01:34:05,708 --> 01:34:06,708 土豆 1589 01:34:06,792 --> 01:34:08,792 難道都沒有別的照片了嗎 1590 01:34:09,875 --> 01:34:11,083 你自己找啊 1591 01:34:13,042 --> 01:34:15,667 幸好之前他被警察抓過 1592 01:34:15,750 --> 01:34:17,000 有上新聞 1593 01:34:17,083 --> 01:34:19,000 我才可以到網路上面截圖 1594 01:34:20,208 --> 01:34:22,042 要不然我也沒辦法 1595 01:34:22,125 --> 01:34:23,625 一張證件都沒有 1596 01:34:25,167 --> 01:34:26,667 我跟你們說 1597 01:34:26,750 --> 01:34:28,333 有就很好了 1598 01:34:29,208 --> 01:34:30,500 又沒有人認識他 1599 01:34:32,958 --> 01:34:33,667 幹你娘 1600 01:34:33,750 --> 01:34:34,792 你說什麼鬼話 1601 01:34:34,875 --> 01:34:35,542 幹嘛 1602 01:34:35,625 --> 01:34:36,583 你幹嘛 1603 01:34:36,667 --> 01:34:37,542 幹你娘 1604 01:34:39,500 --> 01:34:40,417 你幹嘛 1605 01:34:40,917 --> 01:34:41,750 幹嘛 1606 01:34:42,083 --> 01:34:43,167 你來啊 1607 01:34:45,958 --> 01:34:47,083 幹嘛 1608 01:34:52,458 --> 01:34:53,250 要打嗎 1609 01:34:53,333 --> 01:34:54,083 要打來啊 1610 01:34:54,167 --> 01:34:54,875 幹你娘 1611 01:34:55,375 --> 01:34:56,208 幹 1612 01:35:01,750 --> 01:35:03,583 來啊 幹你娘 1613 01:35:09,167 --> 01:35:10,250 幹你娘 92729

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