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can we please stop
fighting now clean
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over Agra we can stop
fighting when you
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admit that I'm right
about the GPS do
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you even want to go
to this couple of
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sweet reading I mean
it was your idea
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are you the GPS lady
is a lying robot
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that's why real man
not the gate with
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maps
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please enter if anything honey
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you holding it upside
down as I close it
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that 56 miles away if
you just listen to
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me instead of the GPS
lady we wouldn't
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be late because of
your lies the way
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here in the first place
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fine you want to listen
to the robot GPS
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lady then your flesh
and blood wife
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think that's your choice
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the GPS lady robot
wouldn't fuck my best
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friend would she and
I doubt that she
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ever would that's
probably why I trust
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him more than you
local rules we agreed
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to love green in
the past and move
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forward isn't that why
we're here in the
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first place
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come on Charles man
what the hell why
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are you so aggressive
just because I'm
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not a pushover like
you doesn't make me
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automatically
aggressive Jesus not a
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pushover just I don't
like to talk what
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the fuck man she told
us about a chance
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to come here and we were already
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fighting and we're
not even there yet
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we're supposed to
be making up we're
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supposed to be actually
working on our
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relationship and no
no you want to be
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aggressive all the
time you want to stop
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what you want to
play that's the game
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okay I won't talk
to you then right
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whatever that's it
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I'm done talk to my hand come on
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blessed by my yoni
blessed by the wisdom
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of my will
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we peace be with my
oneááá this weekend
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okay I think I just
really need a break
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from you okay
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just from the arguing at least
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what are you doing
the house is right
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there why don't you
have a GPS lady
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could use some road
head you know to
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pass the time
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welcome everyone my
name is Piper and I
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will be your guide
through this journey
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of why Samantha once
told me that all
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roads lead to couples
therapy and that
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was Samantha this is my yoni
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yeah you're yoni your
abode your source
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oh I think she means you're an
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unbalanced yoni is the source of
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unending marital
discord it leads to
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arguments bloc energies
and especially
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infidelity the key to a peaceful
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marriage is yoni at
peace with itself
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now
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couples retreat is all
about rebalancing
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the yoni in these bags
are your very own
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yummy eggs don't worry
I bless them this
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morning in a cleansing ceremony
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here you go and there
you go that's to
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go inside me yeah
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I am here to guide
you through your
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insertion ceremony
inserting your yoni
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eggs is the first
step to marital
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healing insertion sorry
excuse me but my
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yoni isn't the problem
here my problem
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is my cheating-ass
husband in his
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wandering s penis honey
you say you keep
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an open mind it
doesn't matter why
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you're here what's
important now is
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moving forward together
it's important
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that we stay committed
to a weekend of
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trust and absence while
adjusting to the
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balance of the yummy
egg it's important
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that you keep the
yomi aid inserted for
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the duration of the
retreat no sex
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allowed agreed okay
then now let's
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continue with the
insertion ceremony now
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let's find a position
that's comfortable
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for both you and your
partner personally
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I like the bridge
pose and on all fours
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I feel forward I love this
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very good very good
looking it but it
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really helps slip it
right in it gently
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hmm
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buddy Mayans isn't
does anyone else need
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help no no this is
a private ceremony
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between couples only
is it slipping huh
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yeah you're just in
it yeah don't worry
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you're gonna eggs
won't fit snug as a
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bug in here slippery
rug now why don't
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you guys all just
pressed up and get
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ready for group
tomorrow honey that is
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special ceremony it
was kinda kinky what
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are you doing I mean
just earlier on
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today you took a vow
of abstinence and
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you know you just
can't commit to
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anything
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can you I mean is it
just all about you
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you don't you and
your yawning sorry
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god I just thought
this weekend was
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about you know
dressing our sexless
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marriage not some hippy vagina
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reconstruction
bullshit where are you
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going now
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relax I'm just gonna
go brush my teeth
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hey maybe what you
ought to stop being
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so dependent you
know you can go to
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bathroom alone so it's
been in there for
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15 minutes
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really you to peeve
I don't you always
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want me to do I'll
do something I'll be
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right back steer
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after painting already
yes you're the
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one who cheats right
you know I've
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really don't need
this right now look I
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appreciate that
you're horny at all
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probably like everyone
else your partner
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won't fuck but you're
holding up the
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line
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you know there's line
out there okay you
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know it just don't
tell my husband and
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I'll get out of your
hair okay fuck why
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don't forget your
egg you're really
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annoying oh I don't
want your wife to
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think that I was like crying or
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masturbating in
here so don't let
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anybody see you oh
my god how'd you get
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it there I'm time three we go
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I must've enjoy him
through something so
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nobody was in there
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all right good morning everybody
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has everybody been
keeping their yoni
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eggs warm in their
pink little basket
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okay then
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so we're gonna go
on a little jog
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jogging with your
yoni egg is perfectly
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safe and some would actually say
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perfectly stimulating
are we all ready
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yes I have no idea
where my wife is
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well that is perfectly
okay because I
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think that time we address our
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dependency issues
anyway so Michael why
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don't you hang back
and wait for Charles
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wife and we'll get
going all right
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where's your it'll
be totally fine this
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is a great exercise
okay yeah all right
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we'll see you guys later
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yes occupied I'm on
say you were you
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gonna just keep
locking yourself in
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every bathroom of the
house I'm having
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trouble with my aide
what I said I'm
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having trouble with
my fucking a do you
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need help
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I said I'm nervous about my egg
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Oh
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Oh
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you go first
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I wanna watch as you
leave great run
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guys great job all
right guys just pull
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down and stretch okay
I'm gonna go use
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the bathroom
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Oh lyric keep squeezing
that yoni Hague
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oh do I need a rinse
off this veg sweat
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off my egg it starts
to be unsanitary I
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think
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what the hell
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so without wearing
their aid this is a
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really good first yeah totally
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it's awesome right
the trails are so
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pretty I can't believe
you made me go on
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this hike by myself
uh Emma and I must
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have went down the
wrong trail yes what
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trail well you know
Trail wait what did
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you want time to
shower I can't believe
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you shower without
me hmm hey guys
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someone here is not
wearing their yummy
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egg seriously guys
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hey yo the eggs are
for your benefit if
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somebody just forgot
to put it in you
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please speak up now
it's me it's mine
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oops I forgot Cantonese
come with me
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sure I don't understand
why didn't you
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just put your egg
back in it's just I'm
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not used to having
something so big
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inside of me
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I understand it's
an adjustment but I
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need you to take this
seriously now it's
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for your yoni hey
no it's just I get
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nervous you know
putting the egg in I
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don't really know
what I'm doing and I
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don't trust my husband
down there he
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really doesn't know
what he's doing
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okay I guess I can show you okay
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all right ready open
real wide so get it
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deep in hey wait a
minute your egg is
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still in this isn't
your age it's not
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wait what are you doing
you're here with
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your husband I need
you to focus on that
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no don't go I will
see you in group
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I know that one of
you here is not
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wearing your yoni
egg but I'm here to
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talk when you already to explain
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yourself
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moving on today's group is about
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building trust using
a game called
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minefield hidden
prizes throughout the
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house
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I don't think house
is coming oh well
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why don't you join
Michael and Mira I
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know that she's good
with sharing right
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yeah anyway each
couple will split into
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teams I have assigned
a price for each
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team the wife will
be blindfolded
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yeah and it's up to
the man to lead the
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woman to the prize
using his words Ollie
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how do you put your
phone away this is
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an important text
yeah I don't like to
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be the bad guy but
okay now men choose a
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location from the
bowl it is up to the
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man to make sure
thank you guide your
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wife to the price safely
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in
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good turn your right
turn the story is
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the strength from your right
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we gotta get back I
know but first we
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have to get rid of
your wife yeah let's
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go straight honey
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yeah I'm looking for
getting over keep
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going to go to the
go to the right a
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little bit
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left or right
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oh you're getting
one word keep going
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straight are you even
paying attention
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yeah you're so warm honey
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what the fuck what
show me a clue
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dad's cheating guys
up show me the clue
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know the cartoon you
know what if you
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want to work go ahead
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we're coming you want Network
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you're not leaving
us I've always owned
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oh it's nothing come
on step step down
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perfectly no just
stay right there
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making around so hot
let me in this is
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not fun thank goodness
sounds like Oh
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how's that possible
well I think my
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husband actually
locked me out hey
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listen I've got my
own issues and stuff
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to deal with I got
already involved with
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that so he's joking
he doesn't mean it
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okay no it's actually
let's let's go for
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a walk do you smoke
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you're lucky to be
locked out it's
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perfect outside
today you know yes
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should be anything
you get these fools
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down here lost have
no idea what they
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want and yet my
husband is nowhere in
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sight
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this dress looks
really good on you
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thank you we gotta
just finish trip oh
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yeah you know we're
on this trip and it
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had me thinking that
sometimes all we
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need in a relationship
is change of pace
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what do you mean
something to mix it up
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go in a different
direction I had some
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sparked like what
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this is wrong
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I feel sorry
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you sure
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00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,133
I haven't felt Oh
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00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,867
yes yes yes oh my god uh-huh
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00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,000
Oh
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00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000
Oh
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00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Oh
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00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,000
Oh
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Oh
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01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000
Oh
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01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,267
oh yes oh my god
oh you're so good
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01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,000
Oh
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01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,067
Oh oh my god oh this is so good
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01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,000
Oh
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01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,976
we should get cleaned
up before my
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01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,467
husband gets here yeah
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01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,667
who's not wearing their
egg sorry guys I
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01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,467
need references Molly
holed up in the
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01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:50,533
bathroom again can
anybody explain the
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01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:00,400
meaning of this
that's not mine what
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01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:02,976
about you is it's yours
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01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,667
hell no mine is still
intact I just want
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01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,467
my coffee get ready
for yoga for your
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01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,667
legs Molly Molly are
you in there I know
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01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,000
you're in there
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01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,000
let me guess
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01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:40,976
you're the genius who
thought that you
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01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,976
would remove your
egg to entice me to
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01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,600
take you up on your
previous offer what
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01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:48,667
are you talking about
I know you want me
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01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:52,467
but this is a very
juvenile way to go
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01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:54,976
about it
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01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,533
that's not my egg
then whose is it you
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01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,667
don't believe me what
are you doing come
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01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,667
see where my head gets
I can take it out
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01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,000
if you want
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01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,733
okay let's do it all right
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01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,400
they make these hard
to get out that
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01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:47,400
feel good yeah yeah
I'll do that any
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01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:50,976
wasn't mine
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01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,600
yeah oh good he's so wet
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01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,000
girl
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01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,600
so what did see me I
knew it I knew you
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01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,976
prefer pussy over
me what's wrong my
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01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,667
dick huh well I'm
fucking hard to please
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01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:54,667
you on it's not you
it's not you it's me
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01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:56,976
coming crap yeah
I've heard all that
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01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:59,400
shit before all right
you know maybe
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01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:04,467
this is a good thing
for you and your
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01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:07,667
wife how is my wife
referring women over
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01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,533
me a good thing perhaps
this is a once
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01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:14,533
in a lifetime opportunity
I mean maybe
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01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:17,667
letting your wife
explore her desire for
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01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:21,600
pussy well benefit
your marriage I mean
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01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:24,976
maybe holding her
back isn't the best
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01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:27,467
thing to do right
now honey it's fine
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01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,000
it's hot watch
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01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,600
because there Freddie
you're exploiting
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01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,333
her desires explore
your desires to
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01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,667
you know do you have
or not I don't have
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01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,533
it well it's just I
felt my pocket and
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01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:10,400
what why do I say
it's important you
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01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:12,976
know that I can talk
or anything I know
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01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:14,976
I'm just a ditz wait
okay stuff like
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01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:17,400
what you hear something
I think your
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01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:22,400
morning collect and
we don't need to
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01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:41,976
worry about being the
only people having
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01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:43,000
sex - yes
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01:53:46,000 --> 01:53:48,267
you know that was
very therapeutic
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01:53:49,000 --> 01:53:51,467
wasn't it think we
should get bad hey
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01:53:59,000 --> 01:54:01,600
back in your pussy
hello how's everyone
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01:54:23,000 --> 01:54:25,600
doing day right great
ok well I thought
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01:54:29,000 --> 01:54:29,976
there would be more
people today but
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01:54:30,000 --> 01:54:31,976
it's better than nothing I guess
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01:54:32,000 --> 01:54:33,976
my name is Josh Kai
and today will be
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01:54:34,000 --> 01:54:34,976
kind
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01:54:35,000 --> 01:54:36,976
seeing a trust
exercise through the
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01:54:37,000 --> 01:54:38,976
practice of yoga
so everyone take a
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01:54:39,000 --> 01:54:41,533
blindfold now we're
gonna hike up to a
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01:54:49,000 --> 01:54:49,976
little spot where
I like to do my
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01:54:50,000 --> 01:54:51,976
practice so it's quite beautiful
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01:54:52,000 --> 01:54:54,533
everyone follow me
we uh so my husband
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01:54:56,000 --> 01:54:58,333
isn't here yet and
I think I should
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01:54:59,000 --> 01:54:59,976
probably just like
stay here and wait
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01:55:00,000 --> 01:55:00,976
for him that's
okay you can share
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01:55:01,000 --> 01:55:03,267
Charles with his
wife Oh lovely so
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01:55:06,000 --> 01:55:08,667
everyone put your
blindfolds on and hold
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01:55:09,000 --> 01:55:10,976
each other's hands
hold your partner
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01:55:11,000 --> 01:55:13,667
hands okay and we're
going to hike up to
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01:55:18,000 --> 01:55:19,976
a little spot where
I like to do my
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01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:21,800
practice is quite beautiful
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01:55:32,000 --> 01:55:34,400
we've arrived great
job everyone I'm
368
01:55:36,000 --> 01:55:36,976
very proud of all
of you you've taken
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01:55:37,000 --> 01:55:38,976
your first steps
towards peace and
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01:55:39,000 --> 01:55:41,467
tranquility this
whole exercise means
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01:55:42,000 --> 01:55:44,667
nothing if your partner
isn't with you I
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01:55:46,000 --> 01:55:47,976
he's not even gonna
be able to find us
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01:55:48,000 --> 01:55:50,533
we're like 20 miles
away I'm exhausted
374
01:55:52,000 --> 01:55:53,976
no no no no not yet
our journey isn't
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01:55:54,000 --> 01:55:55,000
quite over yet
376
01:55:57,000 --> 01:55:59,667
Joe can't you be patient
for two fucking
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01:56:01,000 --> 01:56:02,976
minutes God everyone keep your
378
01:56:03,000 --> 01:56:05,333
blindfolds on we're
gonna go into a
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01:56:06,000 --> 01:56:08,600
downward dog position
starting everyone
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01:56:09,000 --> 01:56:11,600
spread your legs hip
length apart hands
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01:56:12,000 --> 01:56:13,000
on the ground
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01:56:16,000 --> 01:56:18,533
but to the sky it's
okay if your heels
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01:56:19,000 --> 01:56:21,667
don't touch the ground
breathe in deeply
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01:56:23,000 --> 01:56:25,333
inhale exhale inhale
exhale Charles
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01:56:34,000 --> 01:56:36,667
we're the middle of
practice sorry sorry
386
01:56:38,000 --> 01:56:39,000
okay
387
01:56:40,000 --> 01:56:42,467
now we're going to
meditation for ten
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01:56:43,000 --> 01:56:44,000
minutes
389
01:56:45,000 --> 01:56:47,600
keep your blindfolds
on and we're gonna
390
01:56:48,000 --> 01:56:50,067
inhale deeply inhale and exhale
391
01:56:58,000 --> 01:57:00,333
inhale and exhale
it's very calming
392
01:57:05,000 --> 01:57:07,667
right oh you guys are
doing great inhale
393
01:57:13,000 --> 01:57:14,000
exhale inhale
394
01:57:32,000 --> 01:57:33,000
see this egg
395
02:00:35,000 --> 02:00:36,000
Oh
396
02:04:53,000 --> 02:04:54,000
Oh
397
02:07:47,000 --> 02:07:48,000
Oh
398
02:08:22,000 --> 02:08:23,333
oh my god you Robbie
399
02:12:00,000 --> 02:12:01,000
Oh
400
02:17:54,000 --> 02:17:56,533
everybody oh I like
this style of yoga
401
02:17:59,000 --> 02:18:00,067
better than that
402
02:18:06,000 --> 02:18:08,600
my god okay right
well well we back get
403
02:18:09,000 --> 02:18:10,000
dressed
404
02:18:11,000 --> 02:18:13,600
all right let's get
our stuff no inhale
405
02:18:18,000 --> 02:18:20,267
exhale inhale this
is very calming
406
02:18:26,000 --> 02:18:28,600
inhale we're in the
middle of a session
407
02:18:34,000 --> 02:18:35,000
exhale inhale
408
02:18:45,000 --> 02:18:46,000
screw this shit
409
02:18:48,000 --> 02:18:50,400
inhale exhale where
have you been is
410
02:19:09,000 --> 02:19:11,667
that what I think it
is well I have mine
411
02:19:26,000 --> 02:19:28,533
you know I don't know
what the fuck is
412
02:19:29,000 --> 02:19:31,667
going on here but Molly
and Lera go find
413
02:19:32,000 --> 02:19:33,976
her husband's now the
rest of you meanie
414
02:19:34,000 --> 02:19:34,976
in the kitchen we're
having an emergency
415
02:19:35,000 --> 02:19:36,000
meeting
416
02:19:44,000 --> 02:19:45,067
you're mad at me
417
02:19:52,000 --> 02:19:54,467
has everyone here
been removing their
418
02:19:55,000 --> 02:19:56,000
yoni eggs
419
02:19:57,000 --> 02:19:59,533
removing them in order
to have sex sex
420
02:20:02,000 --> 02:20:04,400
with someone other
than their spouse
421
02:20:08,000 --> 02:20:10,600
clearly there is a
lot of negative yoni
422
02:20:12,000 --> 02:20:14,400
energy here but
luckily it's not too
423
02:20:17,000 --> 02:20:19,533
late is everyone here
ready to keep an
424
02:20:23,000 --> 02:20:25,400
open mind to really
address the core
425
02:20:27,000 --> 02:20:29,667
issue yeah yeah okay
then we're going to
426
02:20:34,000 --> 02:20:36,467
play a game called
stripped everybody
427
02:20:38,000 --> 02:20:40,467
takes a turn admitting
one sexual act
428
02:20:41,000 --> 02:20:43,533
that they intensely
enjoy as you do so
429
02:20:46,000 --> 02:20:48,600
you remove one piece
of clothing what's
430
02:20:50,000 --> 02:20:52,533
the point of this
then the point is to
431
02:20:54,000 --> 02:20:55,976
stand figuratively
and symbolically
432
02:20:56,000 --> 02:20:58,533
naked in front of
your spouse speaking
433
02:21:00,000 --> 02:21:02,667
to your deepest desires
I I mean nothing
434
02:21:05,000 --> 02:21:06,976
else has worked this
weekend I'll give
435
02:21:07,000 --> 02:21:09,200
it a try what do
you have to live
436
02:21:12,000 --> 02:21:14,533
I love it when a guy
motorboats my tip
437
02:21:18,000 --> 02:21:20,467
you never let me
know about your kiss
438
02:21:22,000 --> 02:21:24,133
maybe I don't like how you do it
439
02:21:28,000 --> 02:21:30,600
everybody just breathe
this is all just
440
02:21:32,000 --> 02:21:34,667
about sharing yeah
well I like having my
441
02:21:37,000 --> 02:21:39,667
bull's coped hmm with
a hand or a tongue
442
02:21:42,000 --> 02:21:44,667
both maybe if you
didn't smother me with
443
02:21:47,000 --> 02:21:47,976
your balls I would
look at them more
444
02:21:48,000 --> 02:21:48,976
often
445
02:21:49,000 --> 02:21:51,533
I like being smothered
well I like how
446
02:22:00,000 --> 02:22:02,400
my ass licked I love
having my pussy
447
02:22:08,000 --> 02:22:09,000
eaten out
448
02:22:15,000 --> 02:22:16,800
I like having my feet sucks
449
02:22:19,000 --> 02:22:21,667
I like licking feet
it's funny because I
450
02:22:34,000 --> 02:22:36,600
like licking pussy
so what do we do now
451
02:22:43,000 --> 02:22:45,533
I wanted you to invite
your partner to
452
02:22:47,000 --> 02:22:48,976
watch but you're
seeing your deepest
453
02:22:49,000 --> 02:22:51,600
desires so you want
me to watch my wife
454
02:22:53,000 --> 02:22:55,667
cheat on me I want you
all to watch your
455
02:22:57,000 --> 02:22:58,976
partner receive
pleasure and learn what
456
02:22:59,000 --> 02:23:01,533
it is that they like
I want you all to
457
02:23:09,000 --> 02:23:10,976
watch your partner
receive pleasure and
458
02:23:11,000 --> 02:23:13,400
learn what it is
that they like well
459
02:23:16,000 --> 02:23:18,467
there's one other
thing that I didn't
460
02:23:19,000 --> 02:23:21,600
mention I like I've
always wanted to be
461
02:23:23,000 --> 02:23:24,800
with a woman oh that's good
462
02:30:43,000 --> 02:30:44,000
your wife
463
02:34:39,000 --> 02:34:40,000
Oh
464
02:36:03,000 --> 02:36:04,000
Oh
465
02:48:10,000 --> 02:48:12,467
this weekend really
saved my marriage
466
02:48:13,000 --> 02:48:15,267
I know keep that
yoni calibrated I
467
02:48:27,000 --> 02:48:29,467
really want to keep
my eggs I'm sorry
468
02:48:51,000 --> 02:48:53,600
look at your very own
egg the second we
469
02:48:54,000 --> 02:48:56,667
go home he really is
the greatest yeah I
470
02:48:59,000 --> 02:49:00,067
can see that now
471
02:49:50,000 --> 02:49:52,267
what a filthy bunch
of bad eggs we
472
02:49:56,000 --> 02:49:59,067
almost forgot31959
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