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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:34,417 --> 00:00:36,708 Will you marry me? 4 00:00:48,333 --> 00:00:50,083 Breakfast is ready! 5 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:06,667 - Good morning! - Good morning. 6 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:10,125 - Coffee? - Yes. Thanks. 7 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:21,333 Did you sleep well? 8 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:30,250 - Milk? - Yes. Thanks. 9 00:01:53,917 --> 00:01:56,917 Honey, you know my thoughts on marriage. 10 00:01:59,667 --> 00:02:01,708 We're fine like this! 11 00:02:02,959 --> 00:02:06,625 We do the same things married couples do. 12 00:02:08,875 --> 00:02:11,125 Like living in the same house, 13 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:14,375 having kids, deciding the color of the couch? 14 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,542 No. 15 00:02:16,959 --> 00:02:19,500 It's an important decision for me. 16 00:02:19,750 --> 00:02:21,417 For me... 17 00:02:22,875 --> 00:02:25,208 I don't need an answer right now. 18 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,375 I'm off to work. 19 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:34,333 I'll sleep at home tonight. 20 00:02:35,625 --> 00:02:38,041 So you can clarify things. 21 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:53,792 What's he doing in his restaurant at 10 am? 22 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,083 You know Mauro! 23 00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:08,625 Speak Greek to me! 24 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:11,834 - Speak Greek, it excites me! - I'm from Genoa! 25 00:04:12,041 --> 00:04:14,750 Genoa? Then tell me the menu. 26 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:17,250 Gyros. 27 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,542 10 euros. 28 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:22,417 I'll text him. 29 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:31,625 - Soutzoukakia. - Oh, God, soutzoukakia! 30 00:04:32,166 --> 00:04:33,959 11 euros. 31 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:38,875 "I'm comin' in 5 minutes!" 32 00:04:42,542 --> 00:04:44,125 God, give me the bill. 33 00:04:53,792 --> 00:04:56,041 The waitress... 34 00:05:01,375 --> 00:05:04,083 A knockout, she got a friend? 35 00:05:04,291 --> 00:05:06,917 For you, with that tie? Let's go! 36 00:05:16,792 --> 00:05:18,208 C'mon! 37 00:05:26,792 --> 00:05:28,875 Damned idiot! 38 00:06:12,375 --> 00:06:14,583 District Court of Rome 1st Civil Section 39 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:16,500 Hey, big guy, c'mon! 40 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:19,959 - Massimo, no trustin'. - I'm a little tense. 41 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:24,000 That's normal, relax, it'll go great. 42 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:26,333 - My tie? - Fine. 43 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:28,625 You're a real dude! 44 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:30,667 Go! 45 00:06:43,625 --> 00:06:45,708 I'm gettin' bad vibes! 46 00:06:45,917 --> 00:06:49,333 Law courts, you go in great but you can end up... 47 00:06:51,417 --> 00:06:55,875 Today's a particular day for Massimo and we're standing by him. 48 00:06:58,208 --> 00:06:59,792 No, nothing serious! 49 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Just a hearing for separation. 50 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:05,417 We're standing by him because we're experts. 51 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,542 The first was Mauro, two years ago. 52 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:10,834 - Since when do you earn 800 a month? - Since the crisis. 53 00:07:11,041 --> 00:07:14,750 Ours! And the villa, the shore house, the cars? 54 00:07:14,959 --> 00:07:17,750 All in Dad's name. Mi amor! 55 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:20,208 Pig! 56 00:07:20,625 --> 00:07:21,959 Slut. 57 00:07:22,166 --> 00:07:25,166 - What? - It's an expression of ours! 58 00:07:25,375 --> 00:07:29,417 Free! And she didn't get a cent! 59 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:31,208 Vamos a vivir, amor! 60 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:37,083 How'll he make out? 61 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:47,083 The second was Roberto, Massimo's brother. 62 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:49,333 Not exactly the same as for Mauro. 63 00:07:49,542 --> 00:07:53,375 - Nitwit, you heard the judge? - I did... 64 00:07:53,583 --> 00:07:55,667 - What did he say? - I was wrong. 65 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:59,208 Good! You can't do what you want now. 66 00:07:59,417 --> 00:08:02,583 - You understand the new rules? - Yeah, I'm no idiot! 67 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:04,834 The Beagle Boys! 68 00:08:05,041 --> 00:08:08,166 Get back to work or I'll kick you out too! 69 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:12,375 She's in my grip. 70 00:08:12,583 --> 00:08:14,834 Roberto's still under the same roof. 71 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,166 What are you doing? 72 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:22,667 We need tape? Seems like we had an accident! 73 00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:26,542 - I did, marrying you. - When I need the bathroom? 74 00:08:27,083 --> 00:08:28,625 Ask the judge. 75 00:08:31,208 --> 00:08:34,583 Be good! Stop... 76 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:37,917 Don't... stop playing with this fucking tape! 77 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:39,834 Go do your homework. 78 00:08:40,959 --> 00:08:43,375 Then, 6 months ago, it happened to me. 79 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:47,375 Honey, remember we're having dinner at Rosalba and Romeo's? 80 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:49,708 Who could forget? With those names! 81 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:51,959 You're so dumb! 82 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:54,000 I'm off! See you later! 83 00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:00,458 Darling! 84 00:09:17,917 --> 00:09:20,166 See you soon, my eternal love! 85 00:09:22,917 --> 00:09:24,834 Today it's Massimo's turn. 86 00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:28,583 Don't worry, it'll be quick and painless. 87 00:09:28,792 --> 00:09:32,166 We've already agreed to things, a signature and it's done. 88 00:09:32,375 --> 00:09:36,834 - Impotent, whoremonger! - Impotent or whoremonger, decide. 89 00:09:37,083 --> 00:09:38,917 - You're limp! - You're frigid! 90 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:40,500 Shall we go? 91 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:44,208 People are really uncivilized! 92 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,083 We did well to separate by mutual consent. 93 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:53,500 If things don't work, they don't! Why scream and fight? 94 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:57,667 Especially with children. 95 00:09:58,792 --> 00:10:01,875 - Is Nicole okay? - Certainly! 96 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:05,583 - What's she say? - About what? 97 00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:10,041 I haven't slept at home for a week now. 98 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:14,417 She didn't even realize it, you never used to be there either. 99 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:17,166 You know, working... 100 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:20,625 In fact, I said you were at an auction in London 101 00:10:20,834 --> 00:10:22,792 and won't be back for a while. 102 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,041 I'll have to return sooner or later. What will we say? When? 103 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:30,625 We're next, this way. 104 00:10:31,917 --> 00:10:33,417 Virginia! 105 00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:38,667 You're sure? 106 00:10:39,166 --> 00:10:43,166 It's best for us both, actually, for all three. 107 00:10:44,166 --> 00:10:45,875 Let's go. 108 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:52,959 Who's Paolo talking to? He's a mystery man, off on his own. 109 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:55,583 I say it's a woman but he won't tell. 110 00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:57,708 So sensitive... 111 00:10:58,083 --> 00:11:00,792 Has he broken our pact? 112 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:03,750 And gone back to his wife? No! 113 00:11:03,959 --> 00:11:06,375 He'd be a real rat! 114 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,250 Look who's talking, you live with yours! 115 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:13,166 So what? I've got Marcella in my grip. 116 00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:16,041 I'll kick her out when I want! 117 00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:20,458 The couple's home goes to the wife 118 00:11:20,667 --> 00:11:23,583 who shall continue living there with the daughter. 119 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:28,291 The father will make monthly 2,000-euro mortgage payments. 120 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:34,875 He will deposit 2,000 euro monthly for the child 121 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:37,667 until her economic independence. 122 00:11:37,875 --> 00:11:40,166 The minor, Nicole, is in the mother's custody. 123 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:45,708 The father has three visiting rights a week, phoning in advance. 124 00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:50,333 If there's nothing further, we can sign. 125 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:52,625 Thank you. 126 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:59,041 Here's Massimo! 127 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,250 How did it go? 128 00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:09,959 She's a whore! 129 00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:20,500 In cahoots, the judge and her, a woman judge! 130 00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:23,792 A bitch judging another bitch! 131 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,708 I said to fight, you shouldn't have given her a cent. 132 00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:30,333 Whore! "Let's be civil". 133 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,542 Sure, there's a child! 134 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:35,834 "Let's go for mutual consent?" Okay! 135 00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:39,625 She took everything with my consent, that bitch! 136 00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:41,667 Calm down! 137 00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:45,875 It's normal, the wound's still open, it takes time! 138 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:49,166 "We'll resolve this darling, don't worry, darling"... 139 00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:52,000 She called me darling and took it all. 140 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:55,250 What if she thought I was a pain in the ass! Whore! 141 00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:57,000 Stop! 142 00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:01,166 Where are you going? Are you crazy? 143 00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:03,166 Daddy's family! 144 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:08,333 It won't last, it'll end in shit! 145 00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:12,125 That girl, in cahoots with the judge, will ruin you! 146 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,417 - You bastard! - Don't lose your temper Dad. 147 00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:18,125 I'll just beat him up, that's all. 148 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,417 Then hurry, the buffet's waiting. 149 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:24,166 - The judge ruined me! - I'll do it myself. 150 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,125 Stop! 151 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:29,792 - I have the solution! - Which is? 152 00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:34,750 - Run! - You'd better. 153 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:39,041 C'mon, long live the newlyweds! 154 00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:42,834 - Let's have a snack later? - Okay. 155 00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:47,542 Unless he invites me... 156 00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,000 He's so cute! 157 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:52,208 Don't hold your breath! 158 00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,417 Nothing goes right for him! 159 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:02,083 - What do you expect from a lawyer? - Racist! 160 00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:05,750 Judge with judge, lawyer with lawyer. 161 00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:08,291 The usual, Rinaldi! 162 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,083 I'm sorry, President, sir. 163 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,708 - Hello, President, sir. - Hello. 164 00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:19,125 Always in the halls, then they complain about slow justice! 165 00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:21,917 Always glued to those vending machines! 166 00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:23,667 I see he's in a good mood. 167 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,291 There's Giorgio... What a day! 168 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:30,500 Giorgio, have a bite with us later? 169 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:35,208 No thanks, I'll just grab something and get back to work. 170 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,792 He's in a good mood too. 171 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,500 I'll tell you later. 172 00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:42,208 Meaning? 173 00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:50,708 He's never managed to say a word to me! 174 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:56,583 - I don't know what to do. - How can you doubt Giorgio? 175 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:59,500 He's handsome, intelligent, romantic. 176 00:14:59,792 --> 00:15:04,291 He's a judge, practically perfect! Why wait to marry him? 177 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,166 What's all this about marriage! 178 00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:10,875 "Get married, get married..." if you're not married you're ET. 179 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:15,542 "Not married? At your age! Something's wrong!" 180 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:19,000 I know married people: they're either separated or sad. 181 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:20,917 You should have a go. 182 00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:25,959 Have a go! Gather ye rosebuds,carpe diem! It's all you say. 183 00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:27,834 This morning: 184 00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:32,083 engaged 12 years, married Saturday, I separated them this morning. 185 00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:35,208 So? Not everyone. 186 00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:38,834 If someone drowns, you don't stop going to the Maldives! 187 00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:42,417 Drowning, that's the image when talking about marriage. 188 00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:44,625 I can't breathe. 189 00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:48,083 You're pathological, hopeless! 190 00:15:49,542 --> 00:15:52,625 Meantime Massimo, in his bookshop, tries to go on. 191 00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:55,041 Kioko, put the lady on. 192 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,834 She's not at work today, she's there. 193 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,667 Seeing the void threatening to swallow your life, 194 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,041 the instinct of self-preservation... 195 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,750 She's had a fever for a month! 196 00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:07,208 ...pushes you to begin again. 197 00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:10,291 Virginia, I want to talk to my daughter. 198 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,000 I'm her father, it's my right. 199 00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:17,417 Life, people, nature are always searching for new balances. 200 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,083 Where a void is created, 201 00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:21,625 something's coming to fill it. 202 00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:24,458 "I Am Here", thank you. 203 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:28,708 Then let me talk to her! 204 00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:32,125 I want to talk to Nicole, I'm her father! 205 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:33,542 I'm just fine. 206 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:36,417 - My voice is not shaking! - Honestly, it's shaking. 207 00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:40,083 Let me talk to Nicole. 208 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,417 Put her on right now! 209 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,708 It's nothing. 210 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,166 Hello? 211 00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:52,417 Damned bitch. Disgusting witch! 212 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,750 Get some fresh air. 213 00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:58,708 Everything's just fine! 214 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,500 I'm going outside. 215 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:06,750 I was a lot worse off, this man changed my life! 216 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,959 Have him read it! 217 00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,041 Yeah, thanks. 218 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:14,458 We can't leave him like this, he'll do something stupid. 219 00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:16,959 No, I won't get up! 220 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:20,625 Can you believe? I have to beg my friends for a place! 221 00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:31,000 She took everything, she won't let me see my daughter. 222 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:34,875 In cahoots with the judge, a woman! 223 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:37,917 - To judge a bitch... - They use another bitch. 224 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,000 Right. 225 00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:42,125 You said it three times, now get lost, I gotta get to work. 226 00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:45,750 Run me down! Kill me! 227 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:49,333 - You're big, beat him to death. - Beat me to death. 228 00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:52,959 - He just separated. - Then he's already had enough. 229 00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:57,250 Nothing, he just got separated! Welcome to the club. 230 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,542 Are you crazy? 231 00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:10,291 Sorry, I'm his brother. 232 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,917 - You're the sane one? - Great! 233 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,792 Nice jacket. 234 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,917 Let's hope it was a gift. 235 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:19,959 Ninety-five, ninety-six... 236 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:32,959 - It was a lovely party. - Turn the phone off! 237 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:35,125 Yes, Silvie was there too. 238 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:39,250 She gave me a beautiful gift, unforgettable! 239 00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:41,542 Half of Paris was there, my Lido friends. 240 00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:44,625 Just you were missing! 241 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,333 There's wonderful news. 242 00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:50,125 - You know Giorgio, her boyfriend... - Mom! 243 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,542 He popped the question! She, of course... 244 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:55,417 - I told her that too! - Turn that phone off. 245 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:58,458 I'll call and tell you everything. 246 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:04,333 Veronique says why not get married? 247 00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:09,458 Why are you terrified of marriage? You took after your father. 248 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:12,750 Of course, he didn't marry four times like you did! 249 00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:15,834 - Five, next month! - What? 250 00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:20,291 I remarrying next month, didn't I tell you? 251 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,792 No, just one tiny detail you left out. 252 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,208 This time's not like the others. 253 00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:29,041 This time he's the man of your life, you'll love him forever... 254 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,959 until he dies. 255 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:34,166 - I'm getting married in church. - In church? 256 00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:36,667 With who? 257 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:41,083 We've decided to keep it a secret till the wedding. 258 00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:44,041 Please, at your age certain... 259 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,625 What's age got to do with love? 260 00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:51,250 "Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying; 261 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:57,250 and this same flower that smiles today, tomorrow will be dying". 262 00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:01,250 Great! How was it? Gather ye rosebuds for Old Time... 263 00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:04,083 Time smiles and tomorrow who knows? 264 00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:07,125 - The old gal's cool! - Old gal to your mother! 265 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,291 Let's do another series, c'mon. 266 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,333 - Let's... - C'mon, I feel in shape! 267 00:20:13,542 --> 00:20:16,166 Waiting for Roberto to find a place for Massimo, 268 00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:18,500 we decided to host him a week each. 269 00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:20,458 The first week, he was my guest. 270 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,625 Then it was Roberto's turn. 271 00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,458 He's staying here? 272 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,834 He's my brother, can I turn him out? 273 00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:37,500 When your sister got separated, she stayed here. 274 00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:40,000 That was a few days and she didn't smoke. 275 00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:42,417 But she drank! She downed everything. 276 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,917 He leaves, or I'll rope off the neighborhood. 277 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:50,291 He's here till Sunday, then he's with Mauro. 278 00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:02,959 Who are you, Goddess Circe? 279 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:11,500 Turandot, get me a cigarette. 280 00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:15,583 Luckily, Roberto found a darling apartment. 281 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,166 What the fuck place is this? 282 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:38,834 All stripes, mirrors, lights... 283 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,792 This is all he can afford. 284 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:48,166 - A slut lived here! - No... a transsexual! Maria. 285 00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:50,500 Wow, Ciccio the precocious! 286 00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:54,333 Shut up! It was in confidence. 287 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:56,625 - You got a double life? - No way! 288 00:21:56,834 --> 00:21:59,542 She's a client, I insured her. 289 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,875 Who knows what she insured! 290 00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:06,458 C'mon, a coat of paint, personal touches... 291 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:09,458 Remove the dicks... 292 00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:14,291 With your splendid bookshelves it'll all be more... 293 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:16,959 more... 294 00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:28,291 A separation has some tough moments. 295 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:31,542 One is getting your things from your ex. 296 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:35,333 Come to the window, you witch! 297 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:38,125 My bookshelves, you witch! 298 00:22:38,417 --> 00:22:39,834 My bookshelves... 299 00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:43,375 My walnut bookshelves! 300 00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:47,041 You promised them to me! Where do I put my books? You witch! 301 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:51,542 Where do I put my books? You damned witch! 302 00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:54,083 - Stop! - Let go of me. 303 00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:56,041 What the shit are you looking at, shitface? 304 00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:58,959 Quiet, you'll scare people! 305 00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:01,291 I'll yell all I want! 306 00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:06,959 Mommy, it's Daddy yelling, right? 307 00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:10,792 No, sweetheart, it's not Daddy. 308 00:23:13,417 --> 00:23:17,625 With what I pay every month! And I do pay! 309 00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:20,875 My walnut bookshelves! 310 00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:35,875 Giorgio! 311 00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:44,250 What is it? 312 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:47,041 You want to marry me too? 313 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,708 Great! 314 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:57,458 You're kiddin', the presentation of your book! 315 00:24:58,125 --> 00:24:59,792 Great! 316 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,417 Of course, I'll come. 317 00:25:02,625 --> 00:25:05,708 No, I have a Vespa, not a car. 318 00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:08,041 Great! 319 00:25:08,542 --> 00:25:10,375 Vernissage! 320 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:14,250 Come to my place? Great! 321 00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:19,041 Okay, see you tomorrow, bye! 322 00:25:20,417 --> 00:25:23,625 She's an intellectual, boobs like this. 323 00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:25,708 "I am nothing, 324 00:25:25,917 --> 00:25:29,542 I'll never be anything, I couldn't want to be something". 325 00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:31,291 What a laugh! 326 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:35,000 God helps those who help themselves, but no miracles. 327 00:25:35,208 --> 00:25:37,667 - It's Pessoa. - A tranquillizer? 328 00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:39,917 Fernando Pessoa is a great poet. 329 00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:43,375 "I couldn't want to be something, but apart from that, 330 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:46,125 I have in me all the dreams in the world". 331 00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:49,834 - Nice! - You're right, it's beautiful. 332 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,750 - All the dreams? - In the world... 333 00:25:52,959 --> 00:25:56,792 It's a 1924 edition, original. 334 00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:59,041 It's extremely valuable. 335 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:01,333 - Is this it? - Yes. 336 00:26:06,917 --> 00:26:08,875 What the fuck...? 337 00:26:09,083 --> 00:26:11,166 It's useless in there. 338 00:26:11,375 --> 00:26:14,667 With it, I'll be screwin' that intellectual tomorrow! 339 00:26:20,583 --> 00:26:22,417 What's that walk? 340 00:26:29,959 --> 00:26:34,708 Yes, my love, esta noche I'll mount you like a filly. 341 00:26:41,041 --> 00:26:43,708 Mom: the most beautiful gift of my life! 342 00:26:56,959 --> 00:26:59,708 - Mom! - Did you see the video? 343 00:26:59,917 --> 00:27:02,458 - Yes, but who filmed it? - Me! 344 00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:04,500 Are you crazy? Delete it right away. 345 00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:07,542 No way, it's the most beautiful gift of my life. 346 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:09,625 My love! 347 00:27:09,959 --> 00:27:13,250 Actually, Leon says it was a big success, 348 00:27:13,458 --> 00:27:15,417 he'll call you, to do it again. 349 00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:19,250 - I'm a judge, not a dancer. - And so? 350 00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:22,708 - You're totally crazy! - I know. 351 00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:27,959 Delete it right away! 352 00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:32,041 Crumbles! 353 00:27:33,333 --> 00:27:34,500 Not outside! 354 00:27:34,917 --> 00:27:37,000 Yes, my love, you are preciosa, 355 00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:39,000 see you mañana, mañana... 356 00:27:41,458 --> 00:27:44,667 She's Cuban, and such a pig, does certain stuff! 357 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:50,583 - A dog bone? - So, it's true! 358 00:27:50,792 --> 00:27:53,750 I didn't want to believe they serve dogs in the restaurant next door! 359 00:27:53,959 --> 00:27:56,542 Let's report them? We have the bone, it's proof. 360 00:27:58,875 --> 00:28:02,041 Bark, your time's up! 361 00:28:02,417 --> 00:28:03,708 What did you do? 362 00:28:03,917 --> 00:28:06,792 Where do you live? You're uncivilized! 363 00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:10,166 I'm sorry, it was my dog. 364 00:28:10,375 --> 00:28:13,125 Sorry, I didn't mean you. 365 00:28:13,542 --> 00:28:15,750 I meant this hick here. 366 00:28:15,959 --> 00:28:18,417 You're uncivil, why yell? 367 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,458 It's just a bone. 368 00:28:20,834 --> 00:28:22,917 Don't be scared! I'll bring it up? 369 00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:25,583 Don't bother, I'll be right down. 370 00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:28,083 She's coming down! What a doll. 371 00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:33,125 We'll organize a gang bang with the neighbor, to boost Massimo. 372 00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:36,166 Is a gang bang an orgy? Wait! 373 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,959 What a wreck, let's pick things up. 374 00:28:39,166 --> 00:28:42,667 - Pick things up? - It's all zebra and leopard. 375 00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:44,250 - Who's that? - Huh, who? 376 00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:46,708 Wants an orgy... Go to the door. 377 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,166 Everywhere you turn, now handcuffs. 378 00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:55,500 From bad to worse! 379 00:28:55,917 --> 00:28:57,750 Please come in. 380 00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:00,166 Sorry for the mess. 381 00:29:00,375 --> 00:29:03,500 Please excuse me, I don't know why the dog did this. 382 00:29:03,708 --> 00:29:05,667 Don't say a word. 383 00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:09,083 Our meeting was fated. 384 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:12,750 I'm Greek and believe deeply in fate. Mauro. 385 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,125 Um... So I have new neighbors. 386 00:29:20,417 --> 00:29:22,250 No, we're not neighbors. 387 00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:24,083 We friends of the owner, 388 00:29:24,291 --> 00:29:28,083 he's in there, he wanted to be in peace, he's resting. 389 00:29:28,291 --> 00:29:31,500 - Resting in peace. - He's asleep. 390 00:29:31,834 --> 00:29:34,583 - Hi, Silvie. - A pleasure, Paolo. 391 00:29:34,792 --> 00:29:39,291 My dog dropped a bone onto your terrace, I came down to... 392 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:42,959 It's not my terrace, I'm a friend of the owner's. 393 00:29:43,166 --> 00:29:44,583 A house full of friends! 394 00:29:44,792 --> 00:29:47,417 It's a house full of friends... 395 00:29:51,583 --> 00:29:54,375 - The owner's Massimo, he's in there. - Then he comes here. 396 00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:56,834 He comes and goes, a goner. 397 00:29:58,333 --> 00:30:01,959 Forgive the mess, Massimo has just moved in. 398 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:06,500 - Right, the one living here was... - A transsexual! 399 00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:09,542 Yes, Maria. A very cute girl. 400 00:30:09,834 --> 00:30:12,333 Maria's a transsexual. 401 00:30:12,542 --> 00:30:15,458 Maria is so cute! 402 00:30:18,458 --> 00:30:22,166 He's a client of mine... she's a client... okay... 403 00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:27,083 - The bone? - The bone, let's have coffee, huh? 404 00:30:27,291 --> 00:30:29,458 Roberto makes excellent coffee. 405 00:30:31,291 --> 00:30:34,208 All these books! They look antique. 406 00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:38,542 Massimo has a bookshop downtown. 407 00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:42,125 Don't be fooled by the surroundings, Massimo's an important guy, 408 00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:43,834 travels all over the world. 409 00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:47,166 Even too much, that's why his wife left him. 410 00:30:47,375 --> 00:30:51,875 Massimo's having a rough time, he just got separated. 411 00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:55,041 - He's separated... - It didn't go down well. 412 00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:57,417 Witch, damned witch! 413 00:30:57,834 --> 00:31:01,542 The father will deposit 414 00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:04,166 2,000 euros monthly. 415 00:31:08,208 --> 00:31:10,041 Here we are! 416 00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:13,166 For Silvie, you get your own. 417 00:31:13,542 --> 00:31:15,959 - I'll have coffee and go. - Yes... 418 00:31:18,542 --> 00:31:21,208 - Have you lived here long? - Five years. 419 00:31:21,542 --> 00:31:24,875 - Do you live alone? - No, with Crumbles. 420 00:31:25,291 --> 00:31:27,333 - The Rottweiler. - Him too! 421 00:31:27,542 --> 00:31:31,000 - You have a Rottweiler? - It's my wife, worse! 422 00:31:32,041 --> 00:31:33,917 - Here's the owner. - Massimo this is... 423 00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:35,917 Slut! 424 00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:38,625 Damned slut! 425 00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:41,708 Don't worry, he acts like that 426 00:31:41,917 --> 00:31:45,583 because a colleague of yours stripped him naked, the slut. 427 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,959 - That's me. - Who? 428 00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:51,125 The slut... The judge of his separation is me. 429 00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:53,500 I said slut in the figurative sense. 430 00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:55,208 Bitch! 431 00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:02,750 Don't worry, he'll come to his senses soon. 432 00:32:04,291 --> 00:32:06,708 Thank you, sorry for troubling you. 433 00:32:10,125 --> 00:32:11,959 She a stunner! 434 00:32:13,708 --> 00:32:15,500 I put him out cold! 435 00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:19,166 He's going to be living in my building. 436 00:32:19,375 --> 00:32:23,166 I don't want to put him out cold every time I come home. 437 00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:26,458 - Goddamit. - What? 438 00:32:26,667 --> 00:32:29,125 He's a klutz, hopeless. 439 00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:31,667 Sorry, what about your neighbor? 440 00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:33,708 How do I resolve this? 441 00:32:34,083 --> 00:32:37,375 At dawn Operation Transinico starts. 442 00:32:37,792 --> 00:32:40,792 Do like Antinori, get an escort. 443 00:32:41,375 --> 00:32:43,500 He's in the anti-Mafia! 444 00:32:43,792 --> 00:32:45,583 Serious solution. 445 00:32:45,792 --> 00:32:48,250 Make a report to the Carabinieri, 446 00:32:48,458 --> 00:32:51,208 when he gets close, he's sent away. 447 00:32:52,083 --> 00:32:55,250 I should make a report to get him closer. 448 00:32:55,458 --> 00:32:57,500 He's a lawyer! 449 00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:07,750 It's Counselor Rinaldi! 450 00:33:07,959 --> 00:33:10,959 The woman who ruined my life lives above me! 451 00:33:11,166 --> 00:33:13,708 The one who ruined mine is still living with me! 452 00:33:13,917 --> 00:33:15,125 What pussy! 453 00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:20,458 If you hadn't flipped, I'd have shot off civil codes: Celtex, Durex... 454 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:27,041 I have to move! 455 00:33:27,291 --> 00:33:29,542 Let go, I have to move! 456 00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:35,166 What manners! 457 00:33:36,041 --> 00:33:38,625 Hello, how can I help you? 458 00:33:38,834 --> 00:33:41,792 I pay a high mortagage and must leave the house to my wife. 459 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,875 We have all kinds of solutions! 460 00:33:44,083 --> 00:33:47,417 I pay child support, but she won't even let me see her! 461 00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:49,959 Would a studio apartment be okay? 462 00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:55,000 I have one, I pay outrageous rent for a den of transsexuals! 463 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,917 It's a den of transsexuals! 464 00:33:57,125 --> 00:33:59,250 Our homes are screened... 465 00:33:59,458 --> 00:34:03,542 My wife takes all I earn, help me! 466 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:06,750 Please, pull yourself together. 467 00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:12,625 I'm worse off than you, I eat at the Caritas. 468 00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:15,375 My wife ruined me. 469 00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:16,875 But now... 470 00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:19,458 I took this suit from the Goodwill box! 471 00:34:19,667 --> 00:34:21,625 - Used suits? - Yes! 472 00:34:21,834 --> 00:34:25,208 - It doesn't look so bad. - And the kids! 473 00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:28,041 What did she do? 474 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:31,041 Eight months of mission in Mozambic, it must have been tough. 475 00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:34,333 Very tough, but we have big hearts. 476 00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:36,708 I like sensitive people. 477 00:34:36,917 --> 00:34:40,834 My calling card, call tomorrow, mealtimes. 478 00:34:41,417 --> 00:34:44,208 - I eat very early. - Me, too. 479 00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:48,291 Sensitive... this kind likes to be beat up, I can tell! 480 00:34:48,708 --> 00:34:51,750 - Everything okay? - I'm better. 481 00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,583 I believe it! 482 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:56,500 The real estate agent sleeps in his car? 483 00:34:56,708 --> 00:34:58,834 Lucky him, no tape, free! 484 00:34:59,041 --> 00:35:02,208 It's a French number! It must be Florance! 485 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,041 It might even be a liberation. 486 00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:08,291 - Are the separation grounds ready? - Naturally. 487 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:11,375 - I still have a few doubts. - But it's done! 488 00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:14,959 The conditions of the separation don't convince me. 489 00:35:15,166 --> 00:35:17,792 The couple want them, if it's what they want! 490 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,083 Malita Cheeks 491 00:35:20,291 --> 00:35:23,458 The conditions are unfavorable for the wife, I'm convinced. 492 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,041 I want the sentence on my table tomorrow, without changes. 493 00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:30,875 - Clear? - Very clear. 494 00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:35,458 I wouldn't lose any sleep, the woman is on her third divorce. 495 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:38,250 She must have learned something. 496 00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:40,750 Mr. President, sir... 497 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,125 Who's Malita Cheeks? 498 00:35:46,333 --> 00:35:48,875 Mr. Leon, you dialled a wrong number! 499 00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:50,792 How do you say "wrong" in French? 500 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,250 - Erroné. - Immoral. 501 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,250 But wasn't "immoral"... 502 00:35:55,458 --> 00:35:57,542 You are immoral with the number... 503 00:35:58,250 --> 00:36:01,125 If vous parlé over me... 504 00:36:01,542 --> 00:36:05,250 - Let Massimo talk. - Liberté, equalité, fraternité. 505 00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:06,875 That's all I say. 506 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:11,708 Verve Leontin? 507 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:15,291 No, it's the téléphone du Mauro. 508 00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:22,875 Hey, that's my work phone. What did he want? 509 00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:25,959 It was a club in Paris, Verve Leontine, 510 00:36:26,166 --> 00:36:28,917 he was looking for a dancer, a certain Silvie. 511 00:36:30,792 --> 00:36:32,291 Silvie? 512 00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:36,583 Miss, please don't shout. 513 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:41,959 Miss Malita, I told you there was an exchange of... 514 00:36:42,625 --> 00:36:44,250 Don't yell. 515 00:36:44,458 --> 00:36:46,917 I'm no one's lover! 516 00:36:47,250 --> 00:36:49,375 Luisa EE 517 00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:50,500 Again! 518 00:36:52,834 --> 00:36:54,875 Luisa EE? 519 00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:59,458 A Paris club looking for the judge for a dance. 520 00:37:00,792 --> 00:37:02,792 That's her! 521 00:37:03,417 --> 00:37:06,166 It's Silvie, the neighbor, the judge. 522 00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:10,166 I picked up the wrong phone this morning. 523 00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:14,750 I realized that, let's meet and exchange phones, 524 00:37:14,959 --> 00:37:16,917 I work with that phone. 525 00:37:17,125 --> 00:37:20,542 I saw that... I'm at the courthouse until 6 pm. 526 00:37:20,750 --> 00:37:22,708 Ask for Judge Montanelli. 527 00:37:22,917 --> 00:37:24,708 Just the time it takes... 528 00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:28,834 She hung up. 529 00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,125 It's the judge's phone! 530 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:35,375 - No looking at other's phones. - I sure do! 531 00:37:35,583 --> 00:37:38,375 - Give it to me! - Look at the dirty pictures. 532 00:37:38,583 --> 00:37:40,166 Hey, c'mon! 533 00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:42,250 The dog, the old lady... 534 00:37:42,458 --> 00:37:45,291 - It's a crime, understand? - Who gives a damn. 535 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,708 Wait, there's a video. 536 00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:55,458 Wow! 537 00:37:55,834 --> 00:37:58,041 Are you sure it's her? She's wearing a mask. 538 00:37:58,250 --> 00:38:00,083 The mask? Look at her ass! 539 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:07,625 Get a load of the judge... 540 00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:12,959 - Where are you going? - To give the phone back. 541 00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:16,041 You'll get us in trouble too. 542 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:19,291 It's easy, just don't come. 543 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:23,208 With no delays, the divorce will be ratified by March. 544 00:38:23,417 --> 00:38:24,875 Let go of me! 545 00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:28,125 Gentlemen, you can't go upstairs! 546 00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:31,250 Goodbye. 547 00:38:32,667 --> 00:38:35,667 - You can't go in. - Nothing will happen. 548 00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:39,417 - It's personal. - Leave him, Raniero, I'll do this. 549 00:38:44,834 --> 00:38:46,750 Raniero, we told you. 550 00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:49,875 Your honor... 551 00:38:50,083 --> 00:38:53,500 - Ma'am, is everything okay? - Yes, don't worry, thank you. 552 00:38:57,708 --> 00:39:00,333 A call came from Paris, 553 00:39:00,542 --> 00:39:02,917 Mauro answered thinking it was his phone. 554 00:39:03,125 --> 00:39:05,959 - We saw Leon's video. - Not on purpose. 555 00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:08,625 Count on our discretion. 556 00:39:09,125 --> 00:39:10,750 May I have it back, please? 557 00:39:10,959 --> 00:39:12,417 Massimo? 558 00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:14,750 Good, huh? 559 00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:20,250 What would your colleagues think if they saw it. 560 00:39:20,750 --> 00:39:23,250 What would the prosecutor think, 561 00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:26,417 if I reported you for blackmail and violation of privacy. 562 00:39:26,875 --> 00:39:28,500 I'm scared! 563 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,083 We judge the faults of others and then... 564 00:39:31,291 --> 00:39:34,750 Dancing in a club is not a crime and you're playing with fire. 565 00:39:34,959 --> 00:39:37,375 - No... - It was a accident. 566 00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:40,250 - It was my brother, not me. - They don't play with fire. 567 00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:44,875 I play with fire, I violate privacy, I blackmail. 568 00:39:45,542 --> 00:39:49,667 I have nothing more to lose, you took it all. 569 00:39:50,583 --> 00:39:54,583 - I just did my duty. - You did your duty... 570 00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:56,959 It's easy from here. 571 00:39:57,166 --> 00:40:00,792 You did all you could to keep her from losing her career. 572 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,625 The lady has a billionaire lover. 573 00:40:05,625 --> 00:40:08,083 Now she has two homes, four maids. 574 00:40:08,291 --> 00:40:10,041 I don't smoke, don't drink, don't screw. 575 00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:15,875 My life is in shreds, but I have to maintain her lifestyle. 576 00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:18,333 Do you think you were treated unfairly? 577 00:40:18,542 --> 00:40:22,375 - And you ask? - I'm just a judge. 578 00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:26,542 You're a stinking executioner. 579 00:40:29,792 --> 00:40:32,792 Think it's easy to do what I do? 580 00:40:33,667 --> 00:40:36,041 Deciding if it's black or white 581 00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:39,959 when I know it can't be all black or all white. 582 00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:43,458 You think a judge ruined your lives 583 00:40:43,667 --> 00:40:47,375 but you forget your lives were already shit when you came here. 584 00:40:47,834 --> 00:40:49,750 Why do you separate? 585 00:40:49,959 --> 00:40:52,417 Is it the judge's fault or yours? 586 00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:56,708 Do you think I like listening to your pettiness? 587 00:40:56,917 --> 00:40:59,875 Meddling in your finances? Deciding for your children? 588 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:03,917 But I have to because you can't. 589 00:41:04,125 --> 00:41:08,041 You tell lie upon lie, you do despicible things, 590 00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:12,291 you use your children to appease your guilt, failures, frustrations. 591 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:15,667 That's not true, I did a mutual consent for my daughter. 592 00:41:15,875 --> 00:41:19,291 - I left the house for my daughter. - Why take it out on me? 593 00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:23,917 You gave too much for guilt feelings and now you blame the judge? 594 00:41:24,291 --> 00:41:27,250 Go on, discredit me! 595 00:41:27,792 --> 00:41:30,917 The court president is at the end of the hall. 596 00:41:31,291 --> 00:41:33,834 Nothing will change inside you. 597 00:41:34,041 --> 00:41:38,208 You made your own mistakes and can't erase them. 598 00:41:48,041 --> 00:41:50,542 Meantime I'll take my phone back because I work with it... 599 00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:53,041 Out! 600 00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:03,875 You again! 601 00:42:16,417 --> 00:42:17,542 Come in! 602 00:42:29,542 --> 00:42:30,917 Yes? 603 00:42:33,041 --> 00:42:33,917 Come in. 604 00:42:36,959 --> 00:42:39,291 This is yours. 605 00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:44,792 A very upset man gave it to me. 606 00:42:45,458 --> 00:42:48,834 He says you left it in a snack bar. 607 00:42:51,208 --> 00:42:52,542 Thank you. 608 00:42:52,750 --> 00:42:57,333 Your head's always in a cloud! Thinking too much about love. 609 00:43:12,208 --> 00:43:13,917 Pull over. 610 00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:19,083 Let's go. 611 00:44:27,667 --> 00:44:30,583 He's asleep, he's a wreck, poor thing. 612 00:44:31,667 --> 00:44:35,917 I can't come darling, that fool Mauro dumped him here. 613 00:44:36,917 --> 00:44:39,750 I know you understand me. 614 00:44:41,708 --> 00:44:44,041 Okay, good night. I miss you. 615 00:44:45,041 --> 00:44:46,750 Me too. 616 00:44:46,959 --> 00:44:48,875 You too. 617 00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:51,667 You too... 618 00:44:53,375 --> 00:44:55,166 See you tomorrow. 619 00:44:59,375 --> 00:45:03,125 Oh, Massimo, you scared me to death! 620 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:08,291 - It was a girlfriend? - Yes. 621 00:45:12,458 --> 00:45:14,375 I'm glad. 622 00:45:14,667 --> 00:45:16,333 Good for you. 623 00:45:17,208 --> 00:45:19,375 You deserve all the best. 624 00:45:20,125 --> 00:45:21,542 Thank you. 625 00:45:21,834 --> 00:45:25,375 Let's go to bed, you're tired. 626 00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:29,375 - It's been an exhausting day. - I know. 627 00:45:30,542 --> 00:45:32,834 But we can handle it, c'mon! 628 00:45:58,583 --> 00:46:00,417 What are you doing? 629 00:46:02,166 --> 00:46:04,750 Lack of affection. 630 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,875 - Want some? - No, thanks. 631 00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:13,500 I'm in there, okay? 632 00:47:06,125 --> 00:47:07,959 Everything okay? 633 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,542 Oh, my God! 634 00:47:17,041 --> 00:47:18,750 Open up! 635 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,500 Open up! 636 00:47:23,792 --> 00:47:26,375 Open up, your friend is sick! 637 00:47:27,542 --> 00:47:29,375 He's outside, on the terrace. 638 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,583 Here's Paolo! 639 00:47:37,792 --> 00:47:39,375 You made a mess! 640 00:47:39,583 --> 00:47:42,250 I'm an orderly, you make me insert cathters! 641 00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:44,792 Catheters? They gave him a catheter? 642 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,125 I don't know, they won't let me in. 643 00:47:47,333 --> 00:47:49,291 - There he is! - Hey, guys! 644 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:52,417 - How is he? - Just fine, like new. 645 00:47:52,625 --> 00:47:56,208 He didn't take much Valium, the choclate had expired. 646 00:47:56,417 --> 00:47:59,083 The most he'll have is diarrea. 647 00:47:59,291 --> 00:48:01,834 - Thanks. - Don't mention it. 648 00:48:02,041 --> 00:48:05,417 Listen to me, forget women. 649 00:48:05,625 --> 00:48:09,166 I moved back to my mother's, I'm a new man. 650 00:48:09,375 --> 00:48:10,792 Thank you. 651 00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:15,667 I have heartburn. 652 00:48:15,875 --> 00:48:18,750 You made me argue with my wife, she didn't want me going out. 653 00:48:18,959 --> 00:48:24,041 Want me to go... that verb takes a full infinitive. 654 00:48:24,250 --> 00:48:28,667 You're dying and you think of infinitves! 655 00:48:28,875 --> 00:48:30,875 Who's calling at this hour? 656 00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:44,875 I never thought about what happens after a sentence. 657 00:48:45,959 --> 00:48:50,625 Now I just think about the thousands of couples I've separatd. 658 00:48:51,125 --> 00:48:53,375 Where they are, how they're doing... 659 00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:59,333 The lives of those you judge mustn't be a your problem. 660 00:48:59,625 --> 00:49:02,542 I know and that's usually the case. 661 00:49:03,667 --> 00:49:06,750 I hear so much spite, so much pain, 662 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,291 but to see it, attempting suicide... 663 00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:14,834 But you saved him. 664 00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:23,166 Have you ever felt guilty for a sentence? 665 00:49:24,458 --> 00:49:29,542 A judge judges others' faults, never his or her own. 666 00:49:30,834 --> 00:49:33,000 He lives right below me. 667 00:49:33,792 --> 00:49:36,333 Then the situation isn't easy. 668 00:49:36,542 --> 00:49:39,083 Dealing with the Mafia, it has never happened 669 00:49:39,291 --> 00:49:42,500 that a criminal came to live below me. 670 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:48,458 What a mess! 671 00:49:49,583 --> 00:49:52,417 What does Giorgio think? 672 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,834 Things are getting complicated! 673 00:50:01,583 --> 00:50:03,375 He asked me to marry him. 674 00:50:03,583 --> 00:50:05,917 It had to happen sooner or later. 675 00:50:06,125 --> 00:50:09,333 I can help you with your professional crises, 676 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,708 but for the sentimental ones, you know who you need. 677 00:50:13,917 --> 00:50:18,333 - You know she's remarrying. - Yes, and in church. 678 00:50:19,125 --> 00:50:20,667 How do you know that? 679 00:50:22,125 --> 00:50:25,208 An old judge has his sources. 680 00:50:26,417 --> 00:50:28,834 She didn't want to tell me with whom. 681 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,542 You know she's extravagant! 682 00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:37,166 Full of surprises. 683 00:50:46,792 --> 00:50:48,458 Dad... 684 00:50:49,375 --> 00:50:51,750 why didn't you ever remarry? 685 00:50:54,291 --> 00:50:57,208 Silvie... cheers! 686 00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:26,708 There are loads under the cushions. 687 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,375 A walking drugstore! What were you thinking? 688 00:52:30,583 --> 00:52:33,375 You crumbled Xanax into the salt. 689 00:52:33,583 --> 00:52:37,000 Have bruschetta and you'll see rabbits fly. 690 00:52:37,208 --> 00:52:40,959 There's an empty Prozac box, where are the pills? 691 00:52:41,708 --> 00:52:43,875 In the apple juice. 692 00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:49,875 I'm fucking fed up, we've been with you a month now. 693 00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:51,792 You're not the only one to separate. 694 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,667 Mauro, don't get angry. 695 00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:57,333 We heeded Padre Pio and ended up in the ER. 696 00:52:57,542 --> 00:52:58,834 Huh, Padre Pio? 697 00:52:59,041 --> 00:53:01,083 Now we do as I say, 698 00:53:01,291 --> 00:53:05,250 it's time to dunk your cookie, thaw the shrimp. 699 00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:06,917 Stop it! 700 00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:11,375 Shower, we'll go to a girlfriend of mine who'll put you back in shape. 701 00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:14,125 - We'll bring everything. - Everything? 702 00:53:14,333 --> 00:53:16,417 White wine, condoms, the bag. 703 00:53:16,959 --> 00:53:18,625 The bag? 704 00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:21,500 The kit, sex toys. 705 00:53:21,792 --> 00:53:23,917 A dirty videogame? 706 00:53:24,125 --> 00:53:26,333 Implements for sexual fun: 707 00:53:26,542 --> 00:53:29,000 handcuffs, dicks with suction cups, the usual. 708 00:53:29,250 --> 00:53:31,083 The usual for who? 709 00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:34,417 You're scandalized? Look where we are! 710 00:53:34,625 --> 00:53:38,708 I don't have that kit, I have a kit for eating. 711 00:53:39,792 --> 00:53:43,917 Asia Mama, chicken and ginger ravioli... good! 712 00:53:44,917 --> 00:53:48,041 Salmon and dill ravioli, good! 713 00:53:48,750 --> 00:53:52,333 Veal with mushrooms and bamboo. 714 00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:57,166 Sure, bamboo... I'll eat even the bamboo. 715 00:53:57,583 --> 00:54:02,333 - Where did you get this stuff? - At a sushi take away. 716 00:54:02,708 --> 00:54:06,375 It's classy stuff, not like from your father's restaurant. 717 00:54:07,291 --> 00:54:08,875 Hey, Greek cooking... 718 00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:11,500 No, please, or he'll get started on Greek cooking. 719 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,625 Greek cooking is tops for him. 720 00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:16,250 Remember in Turkey when we saw the "Phosphorus"? 721 00:54:16,834 --> 00:54:19,458 - Bosphorus. - Bosphorus, whatever. 722 00:54:19,667 --> 00:54:23,000 "You must taste moussaka!" 723 00:54:23,208 --> 00:54:24,333 We tried it! 724 00:54:24,542 --> 00:54:27,750 It's eggplant parmesan, my mother makes it better! 725 00:54:27,959 --> 00:54:29,583 What ignorance! 726 00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:38,000 I'm better. 727 00:54:40,667 --> 00:54:41,750 Thank you. 728 00:54:49,041 --> 00:54:52,542 I haven't seen my daughter for a month. 729 00:54:54,542 --> 00:54:56,166 One month! 730 00:54:57,583 --> 00:54:59,333 You can appeal, you know? 731 00:54:59,542 --> 00:55:03,417 To start again with courts, sentences... 732 00:55:06,834 --> 00:55:09,125 Nicole is 8 years old. 733 00:55:10,625 --> 00:55:12,667 She needs a father. 734 00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:16,458 She needs... 735 00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:24,250 She's beautiful. 736 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:27,708 And so intelligent. 737 00:55:30,959 --> 00:55:33,125 I went by her school today, 738 00:55:35,166 --> 00:55:40,291 I waved from a distance, she looked at me... nothing. 739 00:55:42,291 --> 00:55:45,917 But I thought maybe she wanted to. 740 00:55:48,375 --> 00:55:50,375 Maybe she wanted to... 741 00:55:50,583 --> 00:55:52,166 Goodnight. 742 00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:56,083 Goodnight. 743 00:56:41,417 --> 00:56:43,583 She wanted to! 744 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,041 She wanted to! 745 00:56:57,291 --> 00:57:00,000 At first I was in my mother's custody, 746 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:02,083 she wouldn't let me see my father. 747 00:57:02,291 --> 00:57:06,750 Then my father had custody and wouldn't let me see my mother. 748 00:57:07,417 --> 00:57:09,375 Your father got custody? 749 00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:12,375 My father's a judge, my mother was a dancer. 750 00:57:12,625 --> 00:57:14,542 She worked at the Lido. 751 00:57:14,750 --> 00:57:16,333 The Lido in Ostia? 752 00:57:16,542 --> 00:57:19,166 - The Lido in Paris. - France. 753 00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:22,792 It was easy for my father to get custody. 754 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:28,375 "The work environment is not fitting for a healthy education". 755 00:57:29,417 --> 00:57:32,959 For years I thought there was something dirty about her work. 756 00:57:33,917 --> 00:57:37,667 I hadn't seen her for some time 757 00:57:38,291 --> 00:57:40,750 and she came to Milan on tour. 758 00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:44,417 My father reluctantly took me to her dressing room. 759 00:57:44,625 --> 00:57:47,125 I went in, looked at her, 760 00:57:48,375 --> 00:57:50,792 she nodded, 761 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,708 I turned around and left. 762 00:57:55,542 --> 00:57:58,542 I was confused, angry, 763 00:57:58,750 --> 00:58:00,750 I felt abandoned. 764 00:58:01,083 --> 00:58:03,083 And she felt guilty. 765 00:58:03,291 --> 00:58:05,917 That's why she didn't take the first step. 766 00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:10,542 If she didn't, why should I, a 9-year-old girl? 767 00:58:11,708 --> 00:58:15,667 In all this, how did you get into the striper circuit? 768 00:58:17,125 --> 00:58:18,667 Roberto, please! 769 00:58:19,166 --> 00:58:21,375 We all saw the video! 770 00:58:21,583 --> 00:58:24,083 I'm not in the striper circuit! 771 00:58:24,291 --> 00:58:26,792 It was a gift for my mother's birthday. 772 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:31,458 Her ex-colleagues went back on stage at her friend's club. 773 00:58:31,667 --> 00:58:33,291 - Leon? - Right. 774 00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:37,500 - I did a surprise number. - An unusual gift! 775 00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,667 It was a way 776 00:58:39,875 --> 00:58:42,667 of telling her I shouldn't be ashamed of her. 777 00:58:42,875 --> 00:58:46,792 My mother is a very intelligent woman, 778 00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:49,542 extravagant. 779 00:58:49,959 --> 00:58:53,291 - She married four times! - Four? 780 00:58:54,583 --> 00:58:58,041 Four weddings, four separations, three funerals. 781 00:58:58,250 --> 00:59:00,375 My father is still living. 782 00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:05,000 He's alive but she buried three. Good for your mother! 783 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:09,375 Maybe your mother brings a little bad luck? 784 00:59:10,875 --> 00:59:14,375 Let's hope not, she's marrying again for the fifth time! 785 00:59:15,166 --> 00:59:17,166 Stubborn, huh? 786 00:59:17,375 --> 00:59:20,125 Are you married? 787 00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:24,375 With what I see in court... 788 00:59:25,542 --> 00:59:29,250 You see just the negative part of marriage in court. 789 00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:31,667 There's the positive part too. 790 00:59:31,875 --> 00:59:33,792 That wonderful moment... 791 00:59:34,291 --> 00:59:38,834 there's something to share, a project that's not just yours. 792 00:59:39,667 --> 00:59:41,291 And there's love! 793 00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:45,166 Good, Paolo. 794 00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:47,125 What the fuck are you sayin'? 795 00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:49,291 Silvie, love... don't listen to him. 796 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:54,333 Don't marry, go on like you are, marriage suffocates you. 797 00:59:54,542 --> 00:59:58,000 Always the two of you: the two of you go to a restaurant, 798 00:59:58,208 --> 01:00:01,542 the two of you go shopping, the two of you make a decision... 799 01:00:01,750 --> 01:00:05,834 Marriage needs moments experienced alone. 800 01:00:06,041 --> 01:00:09,333 For example, I'd have had my honeymoon alone. 801 01:00:09,542 --> 01:00:12,333 Think when the kids come, it's no longer the two of you! 802 01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:15,959 No, there are still two of you, but the other's a child, you don't count. 803 01:00:16,250 --> 01:00:18,291 Let's send him to a nearby school? 804 01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:23,708 Are you crazy? Our children will go to a private, experimental school. 805 01:00:23,917 --> 01:00:27,708 Where is it? The other side of the city. 806 01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:30,750 Let's send him to a music school around the corner. 807 01:00:30,959 --> 01:00:35,166 To that den of addicts? My son will go to the conservatory. 808 01:00:35,375 --> 01:00:37,083 Cut the noise with those sticks! 809 01:00:37,291 --> 01:00:40,959 Where's the conservatory? On the other side of the city. 810 01:00:41,166 --> 01:00:42,750 First position... 811 01:00:42,959 --> 01:00:45,417 Attitude... arabesque. 812 01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:49,291 Why does he do ballet? Can't he do gym? 813 01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:53,125 Idiot, he's doing ballet, he'll go to the Academy! 814 01:00:54,333 --> 01:00:57,542 Where's the Dance Academy? On the other side of the city. 815 01:00:57,959 --> 01:01:01,041 Everything they do is on the other side of the city. 816 01:01:01,250 --> 01:01:04,875 So, let's go live on the other side of the city! 817 01:01:08,917 --> 01:01:11,083 What a ghastly mood! 818 01:01:11,708 --> 01:01:13,125 Are you crazy? 819 01:01:13,333 --> 01:01:16,917 There's just one solution to save the evening. 820 01:01:53,708 --> 01:01:56,375 Could I have another tea with a lot of lemon? 821 01:01:56,583 --> 01:01:59,708 With a baked apple... This isn't a hospital! 822 01:01:59,917 --> 01:02:02,250 Three mojitos! 823 01:02:02,458 --> 01:02:05,208 Here, take your lemon with a mojito. 824 01:02:05,417 --> 01:02:07,583 How dare he? 825 01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:09,917 What an evening! 826 01:02:11,708 --> 01:02:13,667 It's my wife! 827 01:02:14,834 --> 01:02:16,125 Marcella! 828 01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:21,375 - Where are you? - Guess what, I'm still in the ER. 829 01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:25,125 I'll send you to the ER if you give me any more crap. 830 01:02:25,333 --> 01:02:29,250 - What's that music? - It's the radio. 831 01:02:30,041 --> 01:02:34,166 - Salsa and Merengue? - To raise the patients' spirits. 832 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,917 It's 3 am, are you taking another day off tomorrow? 833 01:02:38,125 --> 01:02:42,458 I'll get you kicked off work, the insurance where you work is mine! 834 01:02:44,375 --> 01:02:47,291 I can't take her anymore. 835 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:51,125 - Weren't you all separated? - But he's still under the same roof. 836 01:02:51,333 --> 01:02:54,208 The worst part of marriage and the worst part of separation. 837 01:02:54,458 --> 01:02:57,500 Three mojitos for Mauretto who's always partying. 838 01:02:57,708 --> 01:03:01,208 Good Ezio, always working! When do you get a vacation? 839 01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:03,959 I'm getting married in June, who'll pay for the reception? 840 01:03:04,208 --> 01:03:07,250 Don't do it, don't get married! 841 01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:09,917 Your whole life alone is better. 842 01:03:10,125 --> 01:03:13,458 You go home and find it's empty! 843 01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:16,000 No one in the living room, 844 01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:17,834 no one in the bedroom, 845 01:03:18,041 --> 01:03:21,208 no one in the bathroom, no one in the kitchen. 846 01:03:21,583 --> 01:03:23,500 No one in the fridge. 847 01:03:23,750 --> 01:03:25,417 There's a beer waiting, 848 01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:27,750 turn on the TV, alone. 849 01:03:27,959 --> 01:03:30,208 Alone, always alone! 850 01:03:40,583 --> 01:03:43,291 - What's wrong? - Nothing, forget it. 851 01:03:46,291 --> 01:03:48,333 The fridge, the beer... 852 01:03:48,917 --> 01:03:53,542 you go shopping and that shit beer stays there! 853 01:03:54,083 --> 01:03:55,834 Don't think about it. 854 01:03:56,041 --> 01:04:01,166 If I could return home and find my wife, that pain in the ass... 855 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,333 - What are you saying? - Forget it. 856 01:04:10,583 --> 01:04:13,208 Mauro's in love with his wife... 857 01:04:14,291 --> 01:04:16,250 What a disappointment! 858 01:04:17,917 --> 01:04:20,125 - You're sure this is the place? - Yes. 859 01:04:34,667 --> 01:04:36,583 - What are you doing here? - What a nice surprise! 860 01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:40,750 - She's a friend. - Gaia, my pleasure. 861 01:04:40,959 --> 01:04:43,291 Gaia, a lovely name! 862 01:04:43,875 --> 01:04:47,792 - Gaia and Giorgio sounds good. - We're just friends. 863 01:04:48,166 --> 01:04:52,208 Be patient, he'll pop the question in just a while. 864 01:04:52,792 --> 01:04:56,750 - You've had too much to drink. - Yes, want to take advantage? 865 01:04:57,291 --> 01:05:00,792 Want to ask me again? I might even say yes. 866 01:05:01,583 --> 01:05:02,917 Let's go. 867 01:05:03,250 --> 01:05:06,083 Don't you like the party? Running away? 868 01:05:06,291 --> 01:05:08,083 Running away? 869 01:05:10,208 --> 01:05:15,083 Me? You've been running away for five years, I'm tired of chasing you. 870 01:05:40,250 --> 01:05:42,125 Leave me alone! 871 01:05:44,041 --> 01:05:45,917 - It's nothing. - What is it? 872 01:05:46,917 --> 01:05:48,125 What are you looking at? 873 01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:52,792 What's to look at? What did I do? Did I make a mistake? Tell me! 874 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,625 - Should I have married him? - No... 875 01:05:56,083 --> 01:05:59,875 What is it with this fucking marriage for all of you? 876 01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:05,417 You talk about it, you're scared, then you bump straight into it, why? 877 01:06:07,583 --> 01:06:12,125 You ask us? Ask your mother who's getting married for the fifth time. 878 01:06:12,333 --> 01:06:14,000 Right! 879 01:06:14,542 --> 01:06:19,166 Right, it's a wonderful idea, I'll go ask her. 880 01:06:19,375 --> 01:06:23,083 - No, you're tired now. - I'm drunk, I'll go and be back. 881 01:06:26,166 --> 01:06:30,083 You come too! Don't you want to learn the mystery of marriage? 882 01:06:30,333 --> 01:06:34,542 Let's go! I have to ask the greatest expert! 883 01:06:36,125 --> 01:06:37,667 I don't feel like it. 884 01:06:37,875 --> 01:06:40,917 You don't? Let's go discover the mystery of marriage! 885 01:06:41,250 --> 01:06:42,834 Stop here. 886 01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:46,375 What a house! Dancers make good money. 887 01:06:49,834 --> 01:06:51,417 Are you crazy? 888 01:06:51,625 --> 01:06:53,542 Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, 889 01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:57,834 the same flower that smiles today, tomorrow will be dying. 890 01:06:58,458 --> 01:07:01,166 Nice poem! Is it Leopardi? 891 01:07:01,917 --> 01:07:04,208 - Horace! - Horace... 892 01:07:05,333 --> 01:07:07,041 I don't know him. 893 01:07:07,250 --> 01:07:09,291 Mom threw her money away on schools for you. 894 01:07:18,792 --> 01:07:21,750 I have to ask you a very important question. 895 01:07:22,625 --> 01:07:25,041 These are my friends, c'mon in! 896 01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:29,041 My mother, Paolo, Roberto, Mauro, Massimo... 897 01:07:29,250 --> 01:07:32,834 All separated! I separated him myself and he attempted suicide. 898 01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:36,708 We were talking about marriage... 899 01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,125 I'm drunk. 900 01:07:39,333 --> 01:07:42,375 We were talking about marriage 901 01:07:42,750 --> 01:07:45,917 and we were wondering why the heck people get married! 902 01:07:46,125 --> 01:07:48,875 Roberto had a fantastic idea! 903 01:07:49,083 --> 01:07:51,041 "Why not ask your mother?" 904 01:07:51,250 --> 01:07:54,041 Sure, she's been married four times 905 01:07:54,250 --> 01:07:58,375 and is about to marry a fifth time, without even telling me with who... 906 01:08:02,333 --> 01:08:03,458 Dad? 907 01:08:03,667 --> 01:08:06,208 She wanted it to be a secret. 908 01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:10,417 I told you, your mother is full of surprises! 909 01:08:20,333 --> 01:08:23,375 Well... congratulations! 910 01:11:04,708 --> 01:11:06,333 Open it! 911 01:11:55,750 --> 01:11:57,250 Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying 912 01:11:57,458 --> 01:11:58,917 and this same flower that smiles today, tomorrow will be dying. 913 01:12:19,417 --> 01:12:21,125 It's just that... 914 01:12:32,667 --> 01:12:36,250 That Greek waitress from before? 915 01:12:36,708 --> 01:12:37,959 I fired her... 916 01:12:38,166 --> 01:12:41,542 I fired her myself, I decide the personnel now. 917 01:12:41,750 --> 01:12:43,417 Good for you, Elisabetta! 918 01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:46,959 - Hello, things okay? - Wonderful. 919 01:12:47,166 --> 01:12:49,542 The one who's marrying in June! 920 01:12:49,750 --> 01:12:52,417 - Not anymore. - Why not? 921 01:12:52,625 --> 01:12:56,708 I decided to take some time, marriage is a serious thing. 922 01:12:56,917 --> 01:13:00,500 - Tell us about it! - He's right. 923 01:13:01,792 --> 01:13:05,208 I'll check in the kitchen on the waiters... 924 01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:08,125 Yes, go. Paolo? 925 01:13:08,333 --> 01:13:11,625 He's on the phone as usual! 926 01:13:12,250 --> 01:13:15,500 Silvie, believe me, he never stops! 927 01:13:15,917 --> 01:13:19,291 There's a person who calls, he won't say, but something's there. 928 01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:21,959 He won't tell us the name. 929 01:13:22,166 --> 01:13:25,875 - I think it's his wife. - I don't think so. 930 01:13:26,083 --> 01:13:29,250 I think it's someone younger than him, 931 01:13:29,458 --> 01:13:32,375 like an 18-year-old, look how he moves... 932 01:13:32,625 --> 01:13:35,166 Right, with his head to one side... 933 01:13:35,458 --> 01:13:37,625 He's got to tell us now. 934 01:13:37,834 --> 01:13:39,583 Help us out, you're a judge. 935 01:13:39,792 --> 01:13:43,542 When he comes back, question him and he'll give us the name. 936 01:13:43,750 --> 01:13:47,125 Paolo, we all agree. 937 01:13:47,333 --> 01:13:50,375 Even the judge agrees: 938 01:13:50,583 --> 01:13:53,500 we won't leave here until you give us the name. 939 01:13:54,166 --> 01:13:57,458 - Whose name? - Your sister's... c'mon! 940 01:13:58,083 --> 01:14:00,917 It's not the right moment, I don't want to. 941 01:14:01,667 --> 01:14:04,166 The name, the name... 942 01:14:04,375 --> 01:14:05,917 Please, don't insist. 943 01:14:09,333 --> 01:14:12,458 - I'd say it's the right moment. - Please, no. 944 01:14:12,667 --> 01:14:15,000 - The name... - The name! 945 01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:23,208 Saverio. 946 01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:27,917 The name... 947 01:14:29,959 --> 01:14:33,667 - His name's Saverio. - That's a man's name! 948 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:36,625 The name... 949 01:14:40,250 --> 01:14:41,708 Is it a man? 950 01:14:52,750 --> 01:14:54,667 Why didn't you tell us? 951 01:14:56,708 --> 01:14:58,708 What should I have said? 952 01:14:59,250 --> 01:15:02,333 Friends, at forty I've discovered I like men? 953 01:15:07,375 --> 01:15:09,542 How long have you been... 954 01:15:11,083 --> 01:15:14,000 - Have you been... - Gay, we say gay! 955 01:15:15,667 --> 01:15:18,083 Since I met Saverio, a year ago. 956 01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:20,917 Listen, I'm just saying... 957 01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:26,458 Before, when we played soccer, in the locker room, in the shower... 958 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,708 - I said a year ago. - Stop! 959 01:15:30,291 --> 01:15:32,041 Saverio was the first. 960 01:15:32,250 --> 01:15:35,208 We met at a party, he's a psychologist... 961 01:15:35,834 --> 01:15:37,834 a really nice person. 962 01:15:38,291 --> 01:15:41,708 I don't know how it happened, it just did. 963 01:15:44,166 --> 01:15:46,125 Yes, but, sorry... 964 01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:50,792 We're your best friends, why didn't you tell us? 965 01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:57,291 I was afraid. 966 01:15:58,708 --> 01:16:00,250 Afraid of what? 967 01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:06,542 Did you think we'd stop caring for you just because you're... 968 01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:11,834 - Just because you're... - Gay, we say gay. 969 01:16:12,458 --> 01:16:15,041 - Yes, but I always called them... - Queers! 970 01:16:17,375 --> 01:16:20,125 - Yes but, this way... - Just to say. 971 01:16:24,792 --> 01:16:26,750 But I care for you just the same. 972 01:16:29,458 --> 01:16:31,708 I care for you just the same too. 973 01:16:37,834 --> 01:16:39,458 Come here! 974 01:16:44,667 --> 01:16:46,291 Here he is! Thanks. 975 01:16:51,834 --> 01:16:53,291 Good grief! 976 01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:55,875 - So, you like Tiziano Ferro! - No. 977 01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:57,542 Raffaella Carrà? 978 01:16:57,750 --> 01:17:00,834 Do we have to resort to stereotypes regarding homosexuals? 979 01:17:01,041 --> 01:17:03,500 Now we have a gay friend, let us take the piss! 980 01:17:03,917 --> 01:17:05,834 To Saverio! 981 01:17:06,333 --> 01:17:07,917 A toast! 982 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,708 To Saverio! 983 01:17:19,125 --> 01:17:22,000 Finally the great day came. 984 01:17:27,375 --> 01:17:31,000 - No, it's not our wedding. - We can't yet, here. 985 01:17:31,208 --> 01:17:32,750 It's theirs. 986 01:19:08,959 --> 01:19:12,458 You already know how it works, right? You're no spring chickens. 987 01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:18,667 Vittorio and Stefania, I unite you in matrimony 988 01:19:18,875 --> 01:19:23,083 and you promise to be close for better or for worse 989 01:19:23,291 --> 01:19:26,708 and to love and honor one another till judge do you part. 990 01:19:31,208 --> 01:19:33,542 - I said "judge"? - Yes. 991 01:19:34,542 --> 01:19:36,583 Till death do you part. 992 01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:42,792 Vittorio and Stefania, I declare you husband and wife. 993 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:46,000 The husband may kiss the bride. 994 01:20:14,750 --> 01:20:17,959 And they all lived happily ever after. 995 01:20:19,917 --> 01:20:22,166 Everyone of them! 996 01:23:53,875 --> 01:23:55,667 translation Charlotte Lantery 997 01:23:55,875 --> 01:23:58,500 subtitles Ombre Digital - Roma 68651

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