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Humans?
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So tiny!
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Why poke my foot?
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Monk Tang, over here!
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Monk Tang.
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Over here!
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You've been asleep for ages.
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We wanted to wake you...
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We have good news...
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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Monk Tang, we have great news to tell you.
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Congratulations!
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You're in the place...
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...you've always dreamed of.
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This is India?
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Correct!
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India
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I've reached my destination at last.
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Sorry.
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Master.
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You've shrunk too?
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Master, why are you in India too?
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Monk Tang, you haven't let me down.
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You wanted 22 sutras.
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They're loaded on 10 horse carts.
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They're yours if you want them.
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Help yourself.
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But the main reason I'm here today...
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...is to give you an award.
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What award?
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For living this long.
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Try it on.
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What an honor.
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I like it.
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Discreet or bold...
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You control it.
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The right side is brighter, you see?
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You can even it up.
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May we ask for a few words?
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I need to think about it.
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Master!
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What... is going on?
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Have fun!
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Monk! Pay your way...
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...or the boss will throw you out.
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I know.
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Blindfold knife-throwing!
Amazing physical feats!
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Roll up, roll up! Don't miss this!
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Our guest stars are travelers heading west...
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The pig, the fish and the monkey.
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Greatest show on earth.
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Only two cents per person.
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How about half price?
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Buy one, get one free?
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It's a deal.
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Thank you.
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Show time.
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The gorgeous... Pigsy!
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Woman...
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What's your name? Your age?
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Crazy!
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The great fish monster...
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...Sandy!
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How dare you scare my kid! Shame on you!
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Money back!
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Money back?
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Making me angry?
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Money back!
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Give us another chance!
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We have more to show you.
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Give us another chance!
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If we don't like 'em...
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You pay everyone back double!
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All right.
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His Excellency... The Monkey King!
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Fake! Money back!
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Monkey, do some somersaults!
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Paying back double will clean us out!
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All right...
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Your generosity will
keep us fed for several days.
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Take it back.
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Boss, this monk cheats!
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He can't pay us back! Throw him out!
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You're a disgrace to my circus! Scram!
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Boss, we're not circus people.
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We are Buddhist monks.
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Our road is long and hard, we are hungry.
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And I'm sick!
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My body aches.
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It's been days since I last ate.
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So pitiful? Come...
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These two buns...
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...are for righteous men.
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Men who deserve help.
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Are you worthy?
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We're really from the Great Tang Dynasty.
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We conquer demons.
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Monkey, show them your skills.
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Hit me.
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Hit me
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I can't do that, Brother Monkey
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I'm not suicidal.
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Shall I hit you then?
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I'd like that even less, Brother Monkey.
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Fine, you only live once, I'll hit you.
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Brother, you're hard as a rock!
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It's as if my whole arm is shattered!
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Pretty boy, have you no shame?
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Watch some more before you complain.
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And stop poking me
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I need to.
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Hit me... Master wants us to perform
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I'm hungry, I have no strength.
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Again.
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That's no excuse for shirking.
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Hit me, stupid!
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I've heard there are
fake demon-vanquishers around.
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They've left many people hurt.
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You must be the ones!
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Yes, we're guilty.
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The problem is that my disciples are too strong.
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Sure, you just keep on bragging...
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One blow is enough.
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Stop now.
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That'll do for now.
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You're so desirable!
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Let me stoke your fires a little.
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No! Get off me!
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Monkey, don't just squat there.
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Do something about it!
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I'm so sorry, that's really all from us.
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No charge for what you've just seen.
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Great sir.
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Your performance is more than impressive.
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Say no more, try this candied fruit.
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Let us be brothers.
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Brother, now you've seen what they can do
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I wish they could control themselves better.
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We really do conquer demons.
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Of course you do.
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Monkey, come and apologize.
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Pick up your head-band.
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Put it on.
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Wear it properly now
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I'm doing it.
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You talk while chewing a twig? Bad monkey!
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I won't if you don't like it.
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But stop calling me 'Bad monkey'!
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I can call you that if I want to.
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Bad monkey.
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Bad monkey.
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Great!
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Say it just one more time...
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I'm scared.
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It's horrible! Makes me so scared!
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Aren't you all afraid?
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Even if he throws tantrums.
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You can't be lenient.
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Let's all scold him together
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1, 2, 3...
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Bad monkey!
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"My boy, my boy..."
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"Why are you so bad?"
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"Bullying, cheating..."
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"Why make me so sad?"
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"Learn to be a good boy."
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"Learn to love."
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"Care for others."
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"Fill your heart with color"
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“My good boy...“
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"Hurry back to me."
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"My embrace..."
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“My good boy...“
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"Be sincere."
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"You're the one I love most."
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Master, ours is just a small enterprise.
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What you see is all we have.
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If it's not enough for you...
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...then all we can is offer our lives.
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Stop.
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First, I'm not here to extort anything from you.
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Second...
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Never mind, I won't say it.
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JOURNEY TO THE WEST:
THE DEMONS STRIKE BACK
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When did your mother...
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...start behaving like this?
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A few days ago
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I don't know why.
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Soon after we moved here...
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...she began talking nonsense.
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If I approach her...
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...she scratches me like a mad thing.
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I have no idea why she's like this
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I'm completely exhausted.
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Luckily my two daughters...
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...help me take care of my mother.
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It wears them out.
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They're your daughters?
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God-daughters.
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How old are they?
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They just turned sixteen.
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They look a little haggard.
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They've been working too hard.
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They were radiant before.
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How horrible!
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Grandma, have some congee.
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You haven't eaten all day.
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Another fit?
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Ma, are you all right?
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Ma, Ma, Ma...
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It's me... Calm down.
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Quick! The exorcism mirror!
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Coming right up!
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Ten thousand gods send down thunderbolts...
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...to reveal the hidden demons!
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Show yourself!
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All demons, be revealed!
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Nothing?
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But the whole room smells foul.
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If it's not her body, then...
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...maybe she has second sight.
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She sees the demons in others.
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That's why she's so scared.
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Could it be those two?
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I've put up with them for too long.
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All demons, be revealed!
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Too bright! I can't see anything!
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What? Not them either.
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Could it be...
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A hairy crab!
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You bad monkey!
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You bad monkey!
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Bad monkey!
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Look at that.
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Master's whip is really strong today.
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That whip has kept Monkey
under control for 500 years.
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It needs to be strong.
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You knew those two were shape-shifters.
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Why didn't you stop them?
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You asked me to perform.
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Sol did.
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And what did you perform?
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I asked for a couple of somersaults.
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And you destroyed a family!
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Then you shouldn't have called me "Bad monkey".
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You know that makes me go berserk
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I didn't mean to call you that.
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Everyone knows I don't mean it.
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Such a small thing and you try to kill me?
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Such ruthless.
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Open your mouth!
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Wider! You want my life.
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Now I'm offering you my life.
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Bite! You're a coward if you don't.
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Hey, something to see here!
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Bite!
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Do it.
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Why did you treat me like that?
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Speak! Say something!
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Why do you keep doing it?
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Cheating me! Provoking me!
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Hurting me! Torturing me! Mistreating me!
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It seems our days of conquering demons...
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...have come to an end.
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Let's disband.
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"Disband"?
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Does "disband" mean he wants to kill us?
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Master!
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I understand why Master does these things.
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But please drink this medicine first.
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From now on... I'll be obedient.
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What are you saying? I'm not punishing you.
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Master, you surely know...
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My brothers and I... We are all of one heart.
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If you punish Brother Monkey...
Then my heart aches too.
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And my heart...
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...is really aching.
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That's so true.
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When I hit you.
283
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:38,350
My heart really aches.
284
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,993
Master, try it if you don't believe us.
285
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:44,356
When I punish you...
286
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,526
I suffer heartache too.
287
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:50,242
If I'd set off to find the sutras on my own...
288
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,738
I'd have got there long ago.
289
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,008
Having you with me doesn't help at all
290
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,493
I can subdue one hundred foes...
291
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:57,578
...single-handed.
292
00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:58,741
Do I need to tell you this?
293
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:02,165
I've mastered Buddha's Palm.
294
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,750
Do I really need to tell you this?
295
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:07,713
So it's not that
you're helping me to find the sutras
296
00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:10,716
I'm helping you
to make merit and learn Buddhism.
297
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,884
Do I make myself crystal clear?
298
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:14,344
Do you get it?
299
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:15,971
Yes, we do.
300
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,394
That's enough for now.
301
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,896
Go to bed, we've got much to do tomorrow.
302
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:37,409
"Sinful monkey!"
303
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,454
"I'll show you my Buddha's Palm!"
304
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,117
Did you miss me?
305
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,331
He's even teasing Brother Monkey.
306
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,174
Master's mind has reached such a high level.
307
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:29,211
That's not Brother Monkey he's embracing.
308
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:31,296
It's someone else.
309
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:45,644
Amitabha, Amitabha.
310
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,813
Master, you seemed happy last night.
311
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,565
We were happy to see you happy.
312
00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:52,943
But we won't tell on you.
313
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,570
What are you on about?
314
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:56,947
No water left.
315
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,699
Second Brother, fetch some water.
316
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,243
Why do I have to do it?
317
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,327
How did you come up...
318
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:03,537
...up with that idea?
319
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,622
Stop quarreling, I'll go.
320
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,512
Alms giver, excuse me...
321
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:21,513
I was just passing.
322
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,598
May I trouble you for water to boil rice?
323
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,935
There's no need for that.
324
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:29,062
You're welcome to eat here
325
00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:30,856
I'm vegetarian.
326
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:32,691
What luck!
327
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:35,694
We're having vegetarian food.
328
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:37,797
We're devout too, we share the same path.
329
00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:39,656
It's natural for us to share our meal.
330
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:42,367
And you can stay after eating.
331
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:45,454
We'll be able to compare notes.
332
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,666
He's ill, won't he taste bad?
333
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,961
Never mind, we can heal him first.
334
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,088
It would be impolite to refuse.
335
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:58,300
No need to cook come and eat here.
336
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,135
What about my congee?
337
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:02,012
I prepared it this morning.
338
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:05,390
Your congee will be burnt.
339
00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:07,225
Go back and watch the fire.
340
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,794
Alms giver, your medicine works a treat
341
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,921
I feel better already.
342
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:38,381
These three are my delinquent disciples.
343
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,488
Nice to meet you.
344
00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:04,199
Nice to meet you.
345
00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:06,283
Nice to meet you.
346
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:08,703
Nice to meet you.
347
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:13,208
Don't flirt.
348
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:17,379
Nice to meet you.
349
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,589
To hell with that, what's nice about it?
350
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:21,883
Sandy, what are you saying?
351
00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:23,677
I was cooking congee.
352
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,303
What are you up to?
353
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,513
"Nice, nice, nice..."
354
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:28,348
What do you all think you're doing?
355
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:31,017
I'm sorry, my disciple is a touch simple-minded.
356
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:32,435
It doesn't matter.
357
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,020
May I just ask you...
358
00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:36,106
Are there any demons here?
359
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,525
Master, please don't scare me.
360
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:39,943
Why would there be demons here?
361
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:41,736
You're going too far.
362
00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:45,073
Why ask such a question?
363
00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:47,659
Actually...
364
00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:49,703
We conquer demons.
365
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,539
I did wonder... Really?
366
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:54,374
You've been so hospitable...
367
00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:55,876
But we have nothing to repay it.
368
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,211
All I can offer is a one-off exorcism.
369
00:22:58,295 --> 00:23:01,673
Really? You're terribly kind...
370
00:23:02,299 --> 00:23:03,884
But, sad to say...
371
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,886
There are no demons here.
372
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:10,140
See my face?
373
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:11,724
Hit me.
374
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,436
Come on, quick!
375
00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:17,188
If you don't, I'll beat you to death.
376
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:19,357
Really?
377
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,984
Why?
378
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:28,575
I told you to hit me, scum
379
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,577
I'll ask you again.
380
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:34,372
Hit me, you asshole!
381
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,210
Have you lost it again?
382
00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:40,712
I'm not an asshole.
383
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,964
You definitely are.
384
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,050
But I was calling her an asshole, not you.
385
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,551
Damn you!
386
00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:48,470
You assholes take me as your Master?
387
00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:49,553
Clear out of here.
388
00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:51,431
Clear out of here.
389
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:53,015
Sorry about that.
390
00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:55,477
Get out, all of you.
391
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,354
She kindly invited us to eat.
392
00:23:57,896 --> 00:24:00,774
You bang her table and ask her to hit you.
393
00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:02,067
And call her an asshole.
394
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,902
Go and face the wall.
395
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:04,778
Contemplate what you've done.
396
00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:07,489
What have you ever contributed to society?
397
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:10,367
Don't come back until you figure it out.
398
00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:22,671
Come back!
399
00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:24,607
Master, we haven't figured it out yet.
400
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:25,882
Don't give it any more thought.
401
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,132
Come back!
402
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:29,761
Still contemplating it.
403
00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:31,513
She's caught me!
404
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:05,338
Rake.
405
00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:10,719
Up, up!
406
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:11,803
Up, up!
407
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,763
Quick, up!
408
00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:20,687
You can stop now.
409
00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:49,215
Master, time to show your hand.
410
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,135
You're so kind.
411
00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:13,155
Beauty!
412
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:15,617
Such long legs...
413
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,118
- What're you doing?
- I like them
414
00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:25,335
I'm a spider!
415
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:27,337
You must be kidding!
416
00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:30,215
I'm just a pig.
417
00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:31,799
I wasn't kidding.
418
00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:41,142
Your resistance makes me stronger.
419
00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:48,316
Don't go, I am talking to you!
420
00:27:57,427 --> 00:27:58,678
What's that noise?
421
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,680
Don't worry, it's Sandy
422
00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:03,308
Sandy, are you all right?
423
00:28:04,642 --> 00:28:06,895
A bit poisoned, a bit dazed.
424
00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:15,737
Seems like time for me to step in now.
425
00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:18,448
Conquering demons takes sincerity.
426
00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:20,158
Lead them to benevolence.
427
00:28:20,241 --> 00:28:22,243
No violence necessary.
428
00:28:24,913 --> 00:28:29,959
"Without a knife, a butcher can be a Buddha."
429
00:29:04,702 --> 00:29:06,120
Stop!
430
00:29:06,704 --> 00:29:08,039
Monkey...
431
00:29:08,498 --> 00:29:09,874
You are too rude.
432
00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:11,518
Only a coolie needs to use such strength.
433
00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:12,542
Go away.
434
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:13,795
Let me handle this.
435
00:29:20,885 --> 00:29:22,762
Brother Monkey, be more gentle
436
00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:24,597
I've only just got started with her.
437
00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:26,724
She has such long legs.
438
00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:27,892
A rare species though.
439
00:29:27,976 --> 00:29:28,976
Quiet.
440
00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:33,273
Let go.
441
00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,720
All done, Master.
442
00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:07,140
What?
443
00:30:07,682 --> 00:30:09,684
You finished her before I had a chance.
444
00:30:09,767 --> 00:30:11,060
What were you thinking?
445
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:14,147
What, don't you know you were in great danger?
446
00:30:14,439 --> 00:30:16,566
She coulda swallowed you whole.
447
00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:18,234
You're lucky I strike fast
448
00:30:18,318 --> 00:30:19,336
I took her out with one blow.
449
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,487
How many times have I told you?
450
00:30:21,571 --> 00:30:23,197
To conquer a demon, educate it.
451
00:30:23,281 --> 00:30:25,366
Didn't you see the smile on her face just now?
452
00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:27,660
Smile?
453
00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:29,384
She smiled at the prospect of eating you.
454
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:30,913
Outrageous!
455
00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:33,249
That smile was so sincere.
456
00:30:35,418 --> 00:30:36,961
My smile is even more sincere.
457
00:30:37,045 --> 00:30:38,296
Guess: do I love you?
458
00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:39,964
Or will I kill you?
459
00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:48,431
Who the hell are you?
460
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,141
How can I help you?
461
00:31:05,323 --> 00:31:07,075
Did you see that? He's so handsome.
462
00:31:07,575 --> 00:31:09,660
You're almost better-looking than me.
463
00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:11,412
You know that?
464
00:31:12,246 --> 00:31:13,956
Of course, you can't stand it?
465
00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:14,749
Can you?
466
00:31:14,832 --> 00:31:16,834
Of course not, how about you?
467
00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:19,754
What's Baldy doing up there?
468
00:31:19,837 --> 00:31:20,963
Thinking.
469
00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:22,090
About what?
470
00:31:22,173 --> 00:31:23,549
About Miss Duan.
471
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,060
I don't care who he's thinking about.
472
00:31:35,186 --> 00:31:37,980
I can overlook
this baldy's propensity for violence.
473
00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:39,649
But he's started going too far.
474
00:31:39,774 --> 00:31:42,819
Lying beside me, swaying and fondling...
475
00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:45,488
Asking if I miss him...
476
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,949
Just thinking of it gives me goosebumps.
477
00:31:48,032 --> 00:31:49,826
Well, that needs to stop.
478
00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:51,411
Why not just kill him?
479
00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:54,247
Forget it.
480
00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:58,167
You always dance to Baldy's tune.
481
00:31:58,626 --> 00:31:59,752
You can do nothing
482
00:31:59,836 --> 00:32:01,379
I'll pull out his tongue...
483
00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:02,380
...and tie it in a knot!
484
00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:04,674
What kind of tune would he sing then?
485
00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:08,094
He still knows the Buddha's Palm technique
486
00:32:08,386 --> 00:32:09,387
I'm not scared.
487
00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:11,472
If I break his arm...
488
00:32:11,556 --> 00:32:13,307
...how can use Buddha's sodding Palm?
489
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,400
Master, how long have you been standing there?
490
00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:25,111
Just now
491
00:32:25,194 --> 00:32:26,696
I came to see how you're doing.
492
00:32:26,779 --> 00:32:28,656
Don't worry, I heard nothing.
493
00:32:31,075 --> 00:32:32,201
Master...
494
00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:34,078
How come you lost your voice?
495
00:32:34,162 --> 00:32:35,955
I haven't.
496
00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:37,038
Out here in the wild...
497
00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:40,877
...we shouldn't disturb others by being loud.
498
00:32:41,669 --> 00:32:42,503
Really?
499
00:32:42,587 --> 00:32:43,754
For sure.
500
00:32:43,838 --> 00:32:46,674
Have I ever... lied to you?
501
00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:50,470
All right, you all relax,
I'll just relieve myself
502
00:33:08,321 --> 00:33:09,780
Buddha, Buddha.
503
00:33:09,864 --> 00:33:11,991
My three disciples are unruly
504
00:33:12,074 --> 00:33:13,701
I have failed to teach them well
505
00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:15,745
I know three hundred songs for children.
506
00:33:15,828 --> 00:33:16,996
But nothing else
507
00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:19,916
I've been pretending to be capable.
508
00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:22,335
How can I go on like this?
509
00:33:22,418 --> 00:33:24,587
Now they are plotting to kill me.
510
00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,923
And I've lost my singing voice.
511
00:33:27,089 --> 00:33:28,966
Be merciful, Buddha.
512
00:33:29,133 --> 00:33:32,178
Teach me your holy Buddha's Palm.
513
00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:34,805
Your follower will be forever grateful.
514
00:33:38,601 --> 00:33:41,646
I beg you, please
515
00:33:44,232 --> 00:33:46,400
Buddha, do your hear me?
516
00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:49,362
Give me a sign please.
517
00:33:49,737 --> 00:33:51,989
Even a little fart would do...
518
00:34:00,790 --> 00:34:04,001
Pigsy, how long have you been there?
519
00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:06,796
Not long, I didn't see what you were doing.
520
00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:08,631
Don't worry, I didn't hear anything either
521
00:34:12,009 --> 00:34:13,636
I've been good to you.
522
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,805
You know what you should do.
523
00:34:16,973 --> 00:34:18,432
What should I do?
524
00:34:18,516 --> 00:34:20,393
All I can do is be myself.
525
00:34:20,851 --> 00:34:22,728
What I was getting at is...
526
00:34:22,812 --> 00:34:25,815
"Silence is golden."
527
00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:28,901
Master, all I did was break wind.
528
00:34:28,985 --> 00:34:30,820
But all your threats and pressures...
529
00:34:30,903 --> 00:34:33,447
...weigh on me heavily.
530
00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:36,409
So that's your game.
531
00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:38,578
You should watch out
532
00:34:38,661 --> 00:34:40,079
I know where your family is.
533
00:34:40,162 --> 00:34:41,289
Understood.
534
00:34:52,717 --> 00:34:54,135
Monkey, what are you doing?
535
00:34:57,972 --> 00:34:59,849
You're the one who needs to watch out
536
00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:01,642
I'd like to experience...
537
00:35:01,726 --> 00:35:03,936
...my Master's holy Buddha's Palm.
538
00:35:04,478 --> 00:35:06,647
What are you talking about?
539
00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:08,774
You didn't get it?
540
00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:12,486
I want to compare strength with you.
541
00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:18,826
You run?
542
00:35:35,468 --> 00:35:36,677
"My boy, my boy."
543
00:35:36,927 --> 00:35:40,306
"Why are you so naughty?"
544
00:35:40,556 --> 00:35:41,974
"Bullying, cheating..."
545
00:35:42,058 --> 00:35:44,101
"Why behave that way?"
546
00:35:45,645 --> 00:35:47,229
"Learn to behave better."
547
00:35:47,396 --> 00:35:49,106
"Closeness, love."
548
00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:51,192
"Be tender in your heart."
549
00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:53,527
Damn Baldy, enough with the singing.
550
00:35:53,611 --> 00:35:55,112
Fight me!
551
00:35:55,946 --> 00:35:58,449
"Good child..."
552
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,642
Where can you run to?
553
00:36:24,975 --> 00:36:27,353
All right.
554
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:30,523
If that's what you really want,
I'll indulge you.
555
00:36:31,565 --> 00:36:33,818
So it's clobbering time.
556
00:36:33,943 --> 00:36:35,528
Wait, give me a moment.
557
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:56,882
I was just toying with you, Master.
558
00:36:56,966 --> 00:37:00,052
Just working up a sweat.
559
00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:05,474
You scared me to death.
560
00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:25,786
What on earth are you up to now?
561
00:37:25,953 --> 00:37:27,163
None of your business.
562
00:37:27,246 --> 00:37:29,498
You're so handsome, you've gone bald...
563
00:37:29,582 --> 00:37:30,666
Do you mean that?
564
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,461
I'd be a pig if I lied.
565
00:37:38,466 --> 00:37:39,300
How did it go?
566
00:37:39,383 --> 00:37:41,218
Did you tear Baldy to shreds?
567
00:37:41,302 --> 00:37:43,179
Was his blood running everywhere?
568
00:37:45,681 --> 00:37:48,100
Wait, have you really killed him?
569
00:37:49,268 --> 00:37:51,020
You tricked me.
570
00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:14,335
Pigsy, have you learnt
what "Silence is golden" means?
571
00:38:14,418 --> 00:38:16,587
I just did.
572
00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:29,266
Now you're poisoned, I have to pull you.
573
00:38:44,156 --> 00:38:45,699
Will you please stop dousing me?
574
00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:48,536
I caught a cold, my nose is runny.
575
00:38:51,789 --> 00:38:54,875
Caught a cold? Bullshit! You'd better die now.
576
00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:56,285
Less trouble for me that way.
577
00:38:58,128 --> 00:38:59,128
Monkey...
578
00:38:59,338 --> 00:39:02,424
When do you think
Sandy will turn back into a man?
579
00:39:03,801 --> 00:39:06,512
No idea, I have never paid attention to that.
580
00:39:06,595 --> 00:39:07,739
Master, you really want to know?
581
00:39:07,763 --> 00:39:08,556
Maybe...
582
00:39:08,639 --> 00:39:09,890
...not.
583
00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:13,477
"Bi-Qiu Kingdom."
584
00:40:01,609 --> 00:40:04,028
The Minister is here.
585
00:40:05,112 --> 00:40:07,531
Hail, your eminence.
586
00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:25,549
Master Tang is an eminent monk indeed.
587
00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:27,259
His bearing is graceful.
588
00:40:28,218 --> 00:40:32,014
My admiration is heartfelt.
589
00:40:46,862 --> 00:40:47,982
It's a pleasure to meet you.
590
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,199
May I ask how your eminence knew I was coming?
591
00:40:50,282 --> 00:40:52,242
I am flattered...
592
00:40:53,410 --> 00:40:55,329
Most flattered.
593
00:40:55,412 --> 00:40:57,706
Master Tang's reputation precedes him.
594
00:40:57,790 --> 00:41:00,084
And your three brilliant companions...
595
00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:02,211
...are also awe-inspiring
596
00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:04,004
I learned that the four of you...
597
00:41:04,296 --> 00:41:05,881
...would pass by here.
598
00:41:05,965 --> 00:41:09,259
The king sent me to greet you here.
599
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,887
Let's go to the palace.
600
00:41:15,432 --> 00:41:17,059
We can chat there.
601
00:41:22,314 --> 00:41:23,774
Neat trick.
602
00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:28,028
It's just a trifle.
603
00:41:32,992 --> 00:41:34,201
Don't play any more tricks.
604
00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:36,829
It wasn't me, I didn't do anything.
605
00:41:36,912 --> 00:41:38,122
What did I do?
606
00:41:45,754 --> 00:41:47,172
Bloom.
607
00:41:47,256 --> 00:41:48,590
Hey presto.
608
00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:52,636
Your eminence...
609
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:55,014
There's something which puzzles me for a while.
610
00:41:55,806 --> 00:41:57,057
Are your magic tricks...
611
00:41:57,307 --> 00:41:59,226
...intended to seem fake?
612
00:42:00,728 --> 00:42:03,397
Master, we both know that in this world...
613
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,774
...magic tricks are illusions.
614
00:42:05,858 --> 00:42:09,778
Why care whether they seem real or fake?
615
00:42:09,862 --> 00:42:11,196
Let's go.
616
00:42:16,785 --> 00:42:19,329
Cultivating oneself
is different from playing tricks.
617
00:42:19,413 --> 00:42:20,914
The crucial thing...
618
00:42:21,290 --> 00:42:22,374
...is what's in the heart.
619
00:42:23,167 --> 00:42:24,167
Master...
620
00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:27,546
You are bottling something up.
621
00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:29,923
What's on your mind?
622
00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:34,720
There's someone in your heart,
you yearn for her.
623
00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:37,139
You can't forget her
624
00:42:38,557 --> 00:42:40,309
I'm afraid you're wrong, there's not.
625
00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:41,560
Learning humanity...
626
00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:43,187
...is like having religious faith.
627
00:42:43,270 --> 00:42:48,442
Following your heart will keep you young.
628
00:42:49,276 --> 00:42:52,446
A person who can't be honest with himself...
629
00:42:52,529 --> 00:42:54,573
...is hypocritical.
630
00:42:54,656 --> 00:42:57,951
That's why I cultivate myself...
631
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,995
...according to my heart's desires.
632
00:43:01,705 --> 00:43:04,833
So what 'cultivation' means to you is...
633
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,753
Doing what I damn well like.
634
00:43:19,723 --> 00:43:21,225
What are they kneeling for?
635
00:43:21,308 --> 00:43:24,686
It's a game, losers have to kneel.
636
00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:27,606
The king has lately taken rejuvenation pills.
637
00:43:27,689 --> 00:43:29,316
Now he behaves like a child.
638
00:43:29,983 --> 00:43:33,403
It's as if he took my counsel
about following his heart.
639
00:43:34,863 --> 00:43:37,574
The king is easily coaxed.
640
00:43:37,741 --> 00:43:40,119
Simply fawn on him and you'll be well rewarded
641
00:43:41,578 --> 00:43:44,581
I'll expect my cut, of course.
642
00:43:44,665 --> 00:43:47,000
Let's split it by 50/50, ok?
643
00:43:48,710 --> 00:43:49,336
That's...
644
00:43:49,419 --> 00:43:51,713
I'm just joking,
you didn't think I was serious?
645
00:43:54,216 --> 00:43:56,301
Look, our beauties are greeting you.
646
00:43:57,469 --> 00:44:00,806
Impressive, I like it.
647
00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:08,772
Your Majesty...
648
00:44:08,981 --> 00:44:10,440
Honorable guests are here
649
00:44:10,524 --> 00:44:11,525
I am Tang
650
00:44:11,608 --> 00:44:12,669
I am crossing your great country.
651
00:44:12,693 --> 00:44:15,070
My three disciples and I
are here to pay our respects.
652
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,573
Hug, hug.
653
00:44:22,369 --> 00:44:23,537
Splendid.
654
00:44:25,414 --> 00:44:27,166
Look, this king is sillier than our Master.
655
00:44:27,249 --> 00:44:28,375
No way.
656
00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:31,211
No-one is sillier than our Master.
657
00:44:36,216 --> 00:44:37,676
Hug, hug.
658
00:44:37,885 --> 00:44:41,054
Please respond in kind
to the king's high protocol.
659
00:44:42,764 --> 00:44:45,392
Too late, he's too stuck-up.
660
00:44:46,768 --> 00:44:48,187
Here.
661
00:44:55,652 --> 00:44:57,196
I hear that you conquer demons.
662
00:44:57,279 --> 00:44:59,156
It's true.
663
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,867
Don't believe it, show me some tricks.
664
00:45:03,994 --> 00:45:05,454
I think Your Majesty is confused.
665
00:45:05,537 --> 00:45:07,664
Conquering demons is not an acrobatic trick.
666
00:45:07,831 --> 00:45:11,001
You will do as I order.
667
00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:13,128
You will speak... as I order.
668
00:45:13,212 --> 00:45:14,504
If you don't obey.
669
00:45:14,588 --> 00:45:16,465
You insult my dignity.
670
00:45:16,715 --> 00:45:18,155
Now I'll have your head chopped off.
671
00:45:18,217 --> 00:45:19,718
And hand it on the door.
672
00:45:20,510 --> 00:45:22,721
Great, this king has brilliant ideas.
673
00:45:22,804 --> 00:45:23,847
My kind of king.
674
00:45:23,931 --> 00:45:24,931
Men.
675
00:45:25,015 --> 00:45:26,015
Off with his head!
676
00:45:27,226 --> 00:45:29,019
Don't worry...
677
00:45:31,271 --> 00:45:32,439
Really, Minister?
678
00:45:32,522 --> 00:45:33,690
It's a joke
679
00:45:33,774 --> 00:45:35,275
I see...
680
00:45:35,359 --> 00:45:37,277
It doesn't seem so.
681
00:45:37,444 --> 00:45:38,570
Doesn't seem what?
682
00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:42,032
Your Majesty.
683
00:45:42,115 --> 00:45:44,201
We can perform a bit for you.
684
00:45:44,493 --> 00:45:47,371
Monkey, show His Majesty a few tricks.
685
00:45:48,372 --> 00:45:50,791
You ask a nobody to entertain me?
686
00:45:50,874 --> 00:45:52,584
That's a deliberate insult!
687
00:45:52,668 --> 00:45:53,794
Death penalty!
688
00:45:54,002 --> 00:45:56,129
Your Majesty, I must show you my tricks.
689
00:45:56,213 --> 00:45:58,048
Don't try to talk me out of it, I'll do it.
690
00:45:58,340 --> 00:46:01,009
Just give me a moment and I'll be with you.
691
00:46:02,177 --> 00:46:03,971
Get a move on.
692
00:46:04,179 --> 00:46:06,807
Master, are you really going to perform?
693
00:46:07,182 --> 00:46:09,393
Do I have any choice?
694
00:46:17,985 --> 00:46:19,278
He can't get through.
695
00:46:20,737 --> 00:46:21,488
What should we do?
696
00:46:21,571 --> 00:46:24,491
No big deal, just show them your Buddha's Palm.
697
00:46:24,574 --> 00:46:26,660
It's not a parlor trick.
698
00:46:27,411 --> 00:46:28,651
How about I take Master's form?
699
00:46:28,704 --> 00:46:30,184
I can perform something for the king.
700
00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:33,500
You just want to have your way with the maids.
701
00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:35,002
Go now if you have the guts.
702
00:46:38,755 --> 00:46:40,048
Stone, paper, scissors.
703
00:46:40,132 --> 00:46:41,383
Stone, paper, scissors.
704
00:46:43,051 --> 00:46:44,720
I know what...
705
00:46:44,886 --> 00:46:46,086
Use the talisman of obedience.
706
00:46:46,555 --> 00:46:48,557
That again? That's an old idea.
707
00:46:48,724 --> 00:46:50,684
New ideas are thin on the ground, boss.
708
00:46:50,767 --> 00:46:52,769
It will have to do.
709
00:46:52,853 --> 00:46:54,146
Stick it on him...
710
00:46:54,229 --> 00:46:55,939
And he'll do whatever I do.
711
00:46:56,023 --> 00:46:58,233
Identical movements.
712
00:47:43,278 --> 00:47:45,405
Damn it, chop him up
713
00:47:47,157 --> 00:47:49,076
I'd be doomed if you do striptease again
714
00:47:49,159 --> 00:47:50,202
I'm not going to do this.
715
00:47:50,285 --> 00:47:51,285
You don't trust me.
716
00:47:52,037 --> 00:47:53,037
I don't
717
00:47:54,373 --> 00:47:57,042
I'm sincerely trying to help.
718
00:47:58,126 --> 00:47:59,419
And you really don't trust me?
719
00:48:01,630 --> 00:48:02,798
I don't.
720
00:48:03,131 --> 00:48:05,675
If you find that something goes wrong
you can always stop me.
721
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:07,760
You won't cheat me?
722
00:48:08,261 --> 00:48:09,805
I look like a cheat?
723
00:48:11,056 --> 00:48:12,265
Have I ever cheated you?
724
00:48:12,349 --> 00:48:13,767
More times than I can remember.
725
00:48:13,850 --> 00:48:15,060
You're right.
726
00:48:15,769 --> 00:48:16,853
You're an asshole.
727
00:48:31,952 --> 00:48:32,952
Good.
728
00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:46,383
Stop it.
729
00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:53,181
Where is he?
730
00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:55,892
You want to make me lose face again?
731
00:48:55,976 --> 00:48:56,976
Move.
732
00:49:04,484 --> 00:49:05,652
Out of the way...
733
00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:16,413
Poor Master
734
00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:17,914
I specialize in striptease.
735
00:49:17,998 --> 00:49:19,958
Master isn't as good as I am.
736
00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:23,879
Brother Monkey.
737
00:49:24,379 --> 00:49:25,505
Where did he go?
738
00:49:30,218 --> 00:49:31,218
Stop.
739
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:32,846
Don't stop.
740
00:49:34,264 --> 00:49:35,390
No stopping.
741
00:49:35,474 --> 00:49:37,160
If you shout 'Stop' again, I'll have your head.
742
00:49:37,184 --> 00:49:38,643
You are joking?
743
00:49:40,270 --> 00:49:41,646
He's not joking.
744
00:49:41,730 --> 00:49:44,065
If you shout 'Stop' again,
you'll lose your head.
745
00:49:44,608 --> 00:49:45,817
Go on then.
746
00:49:58,622 --> 00:50:01,291
Great! Any more tricks up your sleeve?
747
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,047
Go to hell.
748
00:50:07,130 --> 00:50:08,548
"Go to hell."
749
00:50:10,717 --> 00:50:11,593
Go to hell again!
750
00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:13,094
"Go to hell again!"
751
00:50:18,558 --> 00:50:20,644
He hit me.
752
00:50:21,561 --> 00:50:23,980
He hit me!
753
00:50:28,151 --> 00:50:29,444
Hurry! Quick!
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