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..Drugs are a big problem. They, they have an involuntary effect...

..a very modern way of thinking...

- ..it's been almost a year since... - ..on Sunday. Hurry, hurry, hurry...

They say the summer when you finish school is the best time of your life

because it's your final summer of freedom and you become a man.

It's important.

I just didn't realise how important it would be.

This is a real story. These things happened.

I'm sorry for some of the choices I've made.

But only some of them.

So, Matthew, this is it.

Are you excited?

Matthew, I asked you if you're excited. Are you still with me?

Yeah. Yeah, I am.

- Have you enjoyed your time here? - Sure, yeah.

So, you'll be looking forward to your freedom away from school?

I was expecting more of a discussion.

When you leave the room, this part of your life is over.

- Do we really have to do this? - These are questions I ask everybody.

Look, Mr Landerton, if it makes you happy for your report,

just write that I've improved as an individual,

grown into a respectable young scholar and it's all cos of you.

I know it's been difficult for a while,

but I have high hopes for you.

Be careful with your choices.

Thanks.

Can I go now?

Wreck everything!

Hey, or Mr Jingles'll get ya.

- How are you, buddy? - I'm good.

- Took your time getting out. - Yeah.

Well, we can't all get expelled for being a dickhead, can we?

- Oh, come on, bro. - Where's Rez?

Said he's gonna meet us at the church.

- It's good to see ya. - It's good to see you.

- How was that Landerton fool? - Ah, you know, a prick.

Ah, fuck!

Come on.

- God is in his church. - And Elvis has left the building.

- You pair ready to do this? - Course we are.

- Fuck, yeah. - Body of Christ.

Amen.

- Let's get moving. Come on, let's go. - I want green.

Give us the green.

Looks pretty good, lads. Pretty good.

We're such wankers!

Let's get out of here, man.

Why?

- Why not? - Are you mental?

Oh, shit! OK, come on. Let's go.

- Matthew, come on, let's go. - Oh, shit.

- Is that Mr Landerton's car? - Kearney, man, we're done.

- Fuck you, Mr Landerton! - Kearney!

- Kick me out of your school, will ya? - We're done, man!

- This is for every detention! - That's for every letter home!

This is for every time you called my Da! That's cos you're fat!

This is cos you only wear one fucking suit!

Agh!

Matthew?

I think your car is broken, sir.

- I expected more from you, Matthew. - What, not from me?

Oh, sir, I'm offended

- You didn't need to do that. - Come and have a drink with us.

I have to ring your parents.

- I don't want to. - Landerton.

Our parents couldn't really give a fuck.

Don't listen to him, Matthew. You don't have to do as he says any more.

Matthew, is this who you want to be?

Fuck you!

Go, go, go!

- Oh! Come on, man! - Oh, he's fucked!

- You've given up? - Come on!

- What's up, man? - How are you?

Oh, this is it! This is end of year party!

Let's fucking go! Let's fucking GO!

Get the fuck out of here now. Get out of here!

So, then you end up in England and you have to take the war to the Brits

fucking bombing trains and shit and shooting everybody.

And then at the end, you have to assassinate the queen!

So they made a game about the IRA

where you have to plant bombs and kill the fucking queen?

No, it's a game I invented. "Call Of The Provos", that's what I'm naming it.

- Sounds great, I'll play. - Exactly.

Tell me you wouldn't play that fucking game.

I probably wouldn't man.

Boys, we're free! Here we are on the other side!

Over, we made it.

So, how'd it go?

Er, yeah. Yeah, man.

Really? Have you figured out what you're all gonna do now?

Yeah, I worked out me life spreadsheet last night.

- Get high. - Make video games.

Hm. Good. I'm going to be the next female president of the UN.

- Seems like a lot of work. - Huh, you're right. Fuck it.

- Ah! All of the happy families. - Poor bastards!

Once you have kids, that's everything fucked!

- May as well give up at that point. - Jesus, that's dark.

Actually, Jen, I think you'd look great pregnant.

Has anyone told you you have a punchable face, Kearney?

- I'm going for a walk. - I was just trying to be nice.

- Sure. Do you have another can? - No, but I have this.

Legend!

Jen wants your dick!

Oh, what?

So, do you know what you'll do if you don't get the points for college?

Not really. Just get a job, I suppose.

I don't want a career or any of that crap.

There's nothing here I want to do.

Are you really planning on going away?

Yeah. I think it'd be nice to experience a different culture, you know.

I get the feeling it's the same everywhere.

You know, just like America. You know, like on TV.

Everywhere you go, you'll probably still be in America.

You can't really get away from it. Do you know what I mean?

So why go there if it's all the same?

How would you know what something's like if you've never been there before?

- Kiss! Kiss! Pretend like we're not her - Fuck off!

- What? - Check it out.

Just got these from a guy round the corner.

Jen, would you finally like to try the dark side?

Not for me, thanks.

Actually, I've got to go. My dad's got a family thing planned. So.

Freedom, boys. Use it wisely.

- Man! Great arse! - Fucking muppet!

What?

Forgive us, Lord, for we have sinned.

- Amen. - Amen.

I got a job. I'm going to America.

I'm going to work on a building site with my brother. Gonna tear it up, like.

- America? - Yeah, man!

You can do what you want there, the land of the free and all.

Get a gun, get obese, fuck any girl you like.

It's gonna be deadly. God is in his church.

I gotta piss in a proper jacks.

- You really going? - Yeah, man.

It's gonna be deadly, bro. It's gonna be deadly.

You need to see my brother. He has the best time.

- He does what he likes, you know. - No way!

Where is fucking Rez, man? He's taking forever.

Help! Somebody help me!

What the fuck?

Nobody should ever have to see such a thing, boys.

I hope to God you all get over it.

Well, thanks for your statements.

I'll see you out.

It just happened in front of us.

It was terrible.

Just seeing that little girl like that.

..travel the world!

You're in late. Are you OK?

Yep.

I think I should take that job.

Time for me to grow up a bit.

- Buy! Buy! Buy! - This is an ad to make you buy stuff.

Hurry up and come buy my stuff before it's gone.

We saw a girl die today.

What?

- What did you say? - Nothing.

Eenie, meenie, minie... Mo.

Let's put our contestants to the test.

- Examine their deepest fears... - Get me a beer.

I'm Darren.

This guy is good. He knows how to get at people.

- ..Kansas City. - Poor saps!

Have you ever been to Hawaii? No?

He knows their weaknesses.

Then why are you wearing a Hawaiian shirt? Loser!

Yeah, yeah, he does.

Sit down! Sit down!

I, um... I saw a girl get knocked over today. She died.

- But you're fine? - Yeah.

Good. It happens.

- American forces have liberated Baghdad. - Stay on that.

You don't think you're gonna be a soldier?

- I could be a soldier. - You wouldn't last a day in there!

Soldier, me hole!

Yeah, look at him!

Eejit!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, let's have a very warm welcome...

Ah! Yeah!

Rez!

Oh, fuck!

That was really lovely.

- Was it? - It always is.

- You're great. - Oh, sure.

Were you watching us? Did we look hot?

- I don't know. I guess. - Something wrong with your eyes?

Nothing wrong with my eyes.

Julie, um... when you look at things, you're not just thinking they're beautiful

because you've seen so many pictures of them before, but really you feel nothing.

Or maybe what you're really admiring is just yourself,

saying, you know, "This is what an experience looks like."

Only you've never really had one, you know?

No.

I look at a sunset and at sex and at you and I like it.

I think it's gorgeous.

It's very simple, Rez.

Yeah. Maybe.

Sometimes, it just feels all false. I feel like I'm being tricked in a feeling.

Silly Dino. There are no tricks in school.

Look, you've got to face death head on, man.

Look it in the eye and say, "Fuck you!"

You know what I mean?

Death is necessary. You can't have life without death.

You don't know what you're talking about

Jesus, Rez! I don't know what I'm talking about?

You can't learn everything from books, Rez.

Life and death, they're not fucking word OK? It's real. Right, Matthew?

Just give it a rest, Kearney.

Oh, Jesus!

You're so fucking soft, man. So soft! That's why I'm going to America.

They don't give a fuck. That's why they run the place.

I leave tomorrow, actually.

Do youse want to get fucked up, celebrate the summer?

You know, I'm actually... I'm not in the mood to hang out.

- You lads carry on, though. - Rez? Rez, fucking hell, man.

You're not gonna change anything by being upset and sad and crying and all that.

It's not gonna bring the girl back, is it?

Jesus! What's his fucking problem?

Matthew... are you still thinking about it?

I can't stop.

Well...

Good, because you can't pretend that wasn't fucking incredible.

The girl died, Kearney. That was real.

I know that, Matthew.

I do, I know that.

I'm not saying it was a good thing the girl died. I think it's fucking terrible

But the fact is, we didn't do it. It wasn't us.

It would have happened anyway. Look...

..all I'm saying is that actually being there,

actually seeing it with me own eyes.

Oh, man! It's exhilarating.

I'm just glad it wasn't one of us, though.

It was a fucking strange feeling.

It was intense.

Like being aware of... breathing.

It just makes you appreciate being alive.

Exactly.

It was powerful, man.

My head has never felt so fucking clear. I feel awake, man.

- I really do. - Kearney, I don't get what you mean.

Nothing, man. Never mind.

Enjoy America!

- I'm gonna own the place. - Of course you will.

- Bye. - Have a good summer.

Kearney! Kearney! Kearney! Kearney!

Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a nice warm welcome for our special guest.

Joseph Kearney!

Welcome to America. We are thrilled to have you here. We adore you. We adore you.

Please, sit.

Now... before I continue,

I'm duty bound to ask you some serious questions.

- Ooooh! - Fire away.

Are you now or have you ever been a member of a terrorist organisation?

No.

Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?

Shame.

- Would you kill another person? - Well, if they deserved it, yeah.

Of course!

But who decides that Who decides that?

- Do you have a girlfriend? - No, not yet.

That's OK. Loneliness can't kill you.

So... how does it feel to be here?

I mean, I want to experience some real shit.

You know, I'm just so tired of being told what to do all the time.

Just get out of my face!

I've got my older brother, Dwayne, here. He's showing me the ropes.

Dwayne, stand up. He just gets wrecked all the time.

He's a total fucking player!

Like when the Kearney brothers come in,

everyone's gonna know what the fuck is going on!

- Yeah! - Sounds amazing!

You caught me! Coke, fucking wonder drug, right?

- Kearney! Kearney! - Matthew!

America's the place to be. Not like the same old shit in Ireland.

You'd better not be crying cos you miss me!

- Have you got any Jacks? - No. Go fish.

All right.

Have you got any sixes?

Go fish.

Drink, go on.

Urgh!

- Ha-ha-ha! I win! - What?

- Never! You cheated! - No, I didn't.

Don't you know the rules to this game? It's very simple.

You're so cheeky! Submit!

- Never! - Submit!

You wouldn't like me if I did. Stop.

Whoa! Easy, tiger.

I don't want to. Well, not yet.

Oh, yeah, you're right. Er...

Er...

Are you still leaving?

Maybe. What's it to you?

- Nothing, just wanted to ask something. - Oh, yeah?

Yeah, er...

Go on. Don't be lame, ask me.

Will you be my girlfriend?

Oh! Um...

Shit, Matthew, I don't really know how to say this, but, um...

I think I need a formal written request so I can review the application.

Yes.

- Oh. - I would.

- Jen? - Hm?

I should go. I have work early.

- I'll come and see you tomorrow. - OK.

Mmm.

- Follow me. - What's going on?

- Just keep following, going straight. - Sure you know where you're going?

Keep going straight. Right. We've got to be careful, right?

- Careful? What are you doing? - Are we clear?

- Clear of what? - Security!

Dude, I'm just following you.

- Are we? - Yeah, sure. What now?

We do... this!

Do you remember doing this as kids but with finger painting?

Yeah, I do.

- Feels exactly the same. - What do you think?

- Are you fucking kidding me? - It's nice!

Oh, my God, man!

This one? Yeah. Step aside.

You've ruined it. What?

Come on, give me that back.

- Give me the can! - Ah!

Right, come on. We've got to get outta here, all right.

- You fucking ruined that. It was good. - Stop!

- The best heart I've ever drawn. - Be quiet. Act natural.

♪ Confusion in her eyes that says it all

♪ She's lost control

♪ And she's clinging to the nearest passer-by

♪ She's lost control

♪ And she gave away the secrets of her past

♪ And said, "I've lost control again"

♪ And a voice that told her when and where to act

♪ She said, "I've lost control again"

♪ She's lost control again

♪ She's lost control... ♪

- Hey, man. - All right?

- You ready for a full one tonight? - Yeah.

My aim is to fuck up future me as badly as possible.

Sabotage your own future?

- Uh, Jen, here put this on. - Oh, thanks, man.

You ready for some pills?

Fuck yeah! Jen, what do you think? You want to try?

- Er... - Just one time.

- OK, fine, sure, fuck it. - Body of Christ. Amen.

- Amen. - Amen.

Can you spare any change, lads?

Sorry to disturb and all that, but I'm looking for some spare change

for a hostel, for a bed, for a roof over my head.

So sorry, I've nothing. Matthew?

They say the angels cry with jealousy looking upon your face.

Thank you. Thank you.

- That's all right. - You're a good one, you.

Huh? She's a keeper, boy. What is your name, Angel?

- I'm Jen. Nice to meet you. - Jen.

The colour of love.

And for your kind, generous donation, Andy is going to sing to you...

- Jen! - Jen! Jen! Jen!

- Oh! - ♪ Smile like a wren!

♪ Now and today Forever to the end

♪ I do love you, Jen

♪ Smile like a wren

♪ Now and today Forever to the end

♪ I do love you, Jen ♪ Fucking love you, Jen!

I love you, God!

Matthew! Matthew!

Answer your phone, man!

This place... This place is deadly, man.

Seriously, you got to see it.

Matthew! Women over here are easy! I feel like a real man!

Men are men! I'm always at parties...

Club. Drugs. Wanking into a cake. More drinking. Drugs.

One day becoming the next. I don't when started or ended. Naked women. Drugs.

Greed. We own the place. Real men!

Tell us, Joseph, what is it that girls want?

They want me to take control, be a man.

Be strong!

- What did I do to you? - It's not you. It's me.

On second thought, it's you, Joseph.

What did you do? What did you do?

Did you dominate them?

Control them?

Yeah. Yeah, I did.

You don't need to do this.

You don't need to do this.

- This is not OK. I did not pick me... - Ssh!

- Please? - It's OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a real man

Real man! The real man! Joseph Kearney!

Matthew, you've got to come to this place.

You'll love it! You can get away with murder over here.

It's deadly!

- Matthew? - Mm-hm?

Oh, you're awake.

Something's happened.

Something's happened to Rez.

Oh, fucking hell, man! What were you up to?

- You didn't notice. - We thought you'd left, Rez.

I'm sorry, man, we were drunk and I didn't think...

- Matthew, do you really care? - What?

What do you mean do I care?

Are you sure you really care or is it not that it excites you?

Cos that's how I'd feel if a mate of mine had tried to kill himself.

I'd be dead excited about all the drama and the glamour and the emotion.

Something to talk about with Jen.

- Maybe use it to finally get in with her. - What, man, no!

It would make you more interesting. "Oh, it's rough. My mate killed himself.

You'd love it, you and Kearney both, you all would,

just as I'd love it if you went and did yourself in.

- Listen, man, you're my mate... - Fuck off, man!

- You're not my fucking mate! - You need to chill out, man.

- Piss off out of here man! - Rez, you need to chill out!

Get lost, all right? Fucking piss off!

- I don't fucking want you here. - All right, fine.

Bye.

I'm so hungry!

With crunchy goodness and lots of flavour all you need is my morning goodness

to get going to school. It's a trick, not real food.

- Silly Dino. There's no tricks in school. - Aw.

When that little girl died we all reacted differently.

Rez seemed to blame everybody else for trying to kill himself.

He wasn't coping.

The air felt like it was closing in.

I was just glad Kearney wasn't around.

What are you still doing here? You're boring me now.

What, you want me to babysit you, huh? Waaaaa!

Come back when you have something interesting to say.

You know, do something and show me you're a real man.

Then I'll entertain you again.

- Hey! - Hey.

- You all right? - Yeah.

- It's good to see you. - Yeah, you too.

So, do you want to get high and play video games?

Fuck!

- How was America? - I didn't want to leave.

Man, you've got to see it. Girls everywhere, man, begging for sex.

Did you get your end away at all?

You end up hooking up with Jen?

You did. Oh, man, I bet she was great.

- Did you ride her? - Stop asking.

Yeah, OK, she's, er... Yeah, she's hot.

Yeah, yeah, we hooked up.

Er... Listen, Kearney, something's happened to Rez.

Yeah, I heard about that. He really meant it?

- Seems like he did. He told me. - Jesus Christ!

He must feel like a real failure. Couldn't even kill himself properly.

Jesus! Do you have any idea what you're talking about, why he did it

Course I do. Rez is far too into himself he can't deal with the real world.

- Why haven't you seen him yet? - Because I'm buzzing, Matthew. All right?

I'll go and see him! Fuck me.

Joe! Come here!

Look, my da is the exact same. Total wanker.

Have a go yourself.

Joseph!

It was intense. Like being aware of breathing.

Just makes you appreciate being alive.

Look at this motherfucker!

- I'm back, man! - Oh, not you again?

- Agh. Ugh. - You like that?

Get off of me! Stop...

Having a sneaky peek, are we?

No, no. I was just, er... Sorry.

Told you. American girls - mad for some cock!

Yeah.

- Can you keep a secret, Matthew? - Yeah. Yeah, OK.

- Yeah. Just stop being weird. - I killed someone.

No, seriously. I killed someone in America.

- Who? That guy on the tape? - Yeah.

He was a right prick. I didn't film that bit, though, which is a bit of a shame.

Course you didn't film that bit, Kearney I'm not in the mood for fucking stories.

No, you're right. I didn't kill him. He's fine, actually.

I wanted to, though. You know what I mean.

Since we saw that little girl die,

you said it yourself, it was... it was powerful.

Are you fucking being serious?

I'm just trying to explain myself, OK?

Look, I haven't got anyone else I can talk to about this kind of thing.

All right? You're my best mate.

OK, just come into town with me tomorrow

- I want to show you something. - What?

A real experience. Trust me.

Yeah. Sure.

Grand.

- Welcome back! - I got these in America.

Let's put our contestants to the test... examine their deepest fears.

Oxy. Try it.

It'll chill you right out.

I'm not sure about this.

No! No!

No, please stop! Please!

Oh, man, I fucking love this guy.

We do not accept fear.

Ssh.

Walk. Ready? Come on.

You seem a little out of it.

Yeah. Kearney gave me some oxy.

- I thought he was in America. - Not any more.

How is he?

Still hyper aggressive?

Nah. It's just Kearney.

Some people just... don't get him.

- I do. - Sure.

Oh!

- Are you sure it's the right time? - Yeah, Jen, you look so beautiful.

- Don't give me a line. - I'm not giving you a line.

Girls love it hard.

Come on, do it! Go on, give it to her.

Ah!

She just wants your dick, man.

Hey. It's OK.

- Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. - Matthew.

I know you better than anybody.

- Go on, do it. - Be in the moment with me...

- Don't do that. - What?

- I want to be with you. - Stop making me feel weak!

- All this "be in the moment" stuff! - OK.

I won't be nice, then.

I like you, Matthew. You're sensitive.

It's nice.

Another time.

Yeah.

OK, I'll be here when you want to come back to me.

Take your time, but... don't put your shit on me. It's boring.

What was it like?

- You really want to know? - Yeah.

I've been... seeing things clearly.

You know, too clearly.

Seeing the reasons behind things, but... didn't feel anything.

When that girl died, I felt even less, like nothing even at all. Just...

No sadness.

No pain. Just blank.

I wanted to die cos I was fucking ashamed.

Rez, man.

I could do it for you.

If you want.

Right now.

I could get the pillow, put it over your head.

End it all for you... if you really wanted to die.

I'm only messing.

Rez, you're one of me only mates. I don't want you to die.

Yeah.

- Of course. - Look, um... There's this party.

I think it's gonna be big. I think you should come.

Man, I only got out of the hospital the other day...

You're out now. There's no point sitting round here on your Toblerone.

I'm sure I'd want to kill myself if I was in that situation.

Look, come to the party. It's gonna be a rager.

I'm glad you're not dead, buddy.

Asshole!

- Where are we going? - I got a plan.

Listen, if you think it's getting out of hand, just say and I'll stop.

- But Jesus, man, the buzz! - Just fucking tell me where...

Wait, watch.

Hello, there. Hello.

Hello. Need some change, man? You look like you need a hand.

- Kearney, man. Let's just go. - Why?

I get it, right? You're crazy.

- Let's just fucking leave him alone. - I'm not crazy.

What's your name, pal? What's your name?

What's your fucking name? I'm Joseph.

- This is Matthew. - Andy. Andy's my name.

- Good to meet you, man. Bad day? - Ha-ha.

Bad life.

You got any spare change for a hostel?

I... I don't, no. I'm afraid not. I wish I could help you, man.

I really do.

- What about you, pal? Any spare change? - No.

- A little bit of food? - We don't have any change, man.

- I'm sorry. - I've got something else for you, though.

I found this in my brother's room and I don't want him messing around with it.

I reckon you like this shit, so do you want it?

- Are you serious? - Yeah, I'm serious.

I don't want your brother to have it. I can take it off you.

You sure? Well, it's up to my mate Matthew.

- For fuck's sake! - Just give it to him.

- Come on, lad. - Unless you want it yourself.

Give us the gear, man. Give us the fucking gear.

Give us the fucking gear!

There we go.

Cheers, cheers, cheers. Lads, you are good heads.

May it never be said that you didn't keep Andy fed.

Yeah. Have fun with that.

Fucking hell! How'd you feel? How'd you feel?

- Grand. - Yeah? Just grand?

I know you're fucking messing. What was in the bag? Sugar?

What do you think was in the bag, Matthew? Smack? Gear?

Fuck load of rat poison?

He fucking took it! He fucking took it!

- Are you serious, right? - Yeah.

- Are you fucking serious? - Why? What?

Fuck, man! I didn't know you were going to give him fucking poison.

- Me? - Yeah, you!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You made this decision You knew what you were doing.

- What? - You denying it now?

- Yeah, I am denying it! - Why?

Because I didn't know that you were going to give him fucking poison, man!

I thought you were fucking joking, man!

Are you fucking serious right now?

- Fuck, man! Where is he? - Matthew, Matthew.

- Calm down. Relax. - Relax?

I'm only joking, all right?

It was sugar, that's all. Relax.

For fuck's sake, Kearney, man!

Why the fuck would you go round saying shit like that?

For the buzz.

For the fucking buzz!

For the fucking buzz?

Fuck!

- Don't bang the fucking door! - Oh, fuck off!

- What did you say to me? - I said fuck off!

- You should have stayed in America. - Would you have cared if I had?

- Would you have cared if I had? - No! Now will you give it a fucking rest?

Yeah, your mam used to do the same.

I knew you didn't have it in you.

Yeah. Your face is softer than I thought it would be.

Perks of having a job.

People always know where to find you when you're not answering your phone.

- Matthew, have I done something wrong? - No.

I can't talk. I have to work.

Well, I'm in no rush.

I'll wait until you decide you want to be a man and talk about it.

- Just fuck off! - Is this about the drugs the other nigh

Seriously, we can talk about it. It's not that big a problem.

I know it's not a fucking problem, Jen!

Shit has been happening to me and I'm trying to fucking handle it!

Oh, yeah.

What have you been handling that allows you to behave like a complete prick?

You're right, Matthew... shit place to work.

All right?

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- All right, Rez. Out of hospital, then? - No, I'm a fucking hologram, man.

Look, I thought it was good for Rez to get out, OK?

It's gonna be some night - the three boys back together!

The amigos!

Look... Cheers.

Go on, put 'em up.

To Rez.

So, er, is Jen gonna be there tonight?

Yeah, I guess.

Cool. Good. Grand.

I got some more of that oxy, if you want some.

Mixes real good with beers.

Yeah, yeah. Fuck it. Sounds good.

Not for you, fucking suicide watch!

I'm joking, Jesus!

Whoa, cool!

This is all right this, isn't it?

All right, lads? Nuts?

Fine. Excuse me.

Matthew! Matthew!

I only heard. Nobody told me.

- You're an idiot. - Yeah, I know.

Come on! Sit down!

Oh!

- Cleaning that oxy up? - Mixes wicked with coke.

Come on! Do the whole thing!

- Yeah, there we go. - And the oxy.

Jen.

Give me a minute? Thank you.

- You all right? - Yeah. I didn't think I'd see you here.

Yeah, Kearney brought us.

Mm. Always a good idea for your creepy friend to bring you to a party.

- Cool. - Jen, Jen, Jen...

- What? - Come and sit here.

No. Don't you have something to say to me?

I'm sorry, right, for losing my shit the other day.

I thought I was OK with it.

But I guess I'm not.

Maybe I'm just...

Sometimes, right, you look at life, yeah and you just need somebody to direct you.

Or you can take responsibility.

And by the way, is this your version of an apology?

- Jen. - Yes.

I'm really fucking sorry.

I'm sorry.

OK.

Er... Are we still, like, you know...?

Well, you're gonna have to ask me again.

But not tonight. Tonight... I'm getting drunk.

See ya later.

Let's do it. Come on!

One for you. One for you.

- No, please no! - Yeah!

Jen! Jen!

Come on, Jen! Fucking do it!

Come on!

Jen! Jen! Jen! Jen!

Come on! Next one!

Do it! Jen!

Jen! Jen!

- Kearney. - What's up, man?

Was it poison?

Listen, Matthew, ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.

Right?

Anyway, that guy was a fucking prick!

Who cares? Don't let it bother you, man.

Jen, come on. Have another one, you and me. I know you like it!

Matthew, do you want to find some place quiet?

- Jen. - Yeah?

Do you remember that homeless guy? Remember ages ago we gave him some money?

- You really liked him, man, didn't you? - Don't talk about other guys.

Come on. I don't like anybody else.

I'll be back in a minute, all right?

- What? - I'll be back in a minute.

Fine.

- You OK? - Yeah, I'm fine.

Take it easy. Sit yourself there, that's it.

You OK?

You OK?

Sit up.

Mm? Matthew.

Yeah. Yeah, it's Matthew.

Yeah, it's fine.

Jen?

Anyone seen Jen? Have you seen Jen? Anyone seen Jen?

Jen?

Lay down.

Mm, what?

It's OK. It's OK. Jen. It's fine, Jen.

- Jen, it's all right. - Stop! Stop!

Fuck! Fuck off, Kearney!

- Get off! No! - Jen, Jen, Jen.

- Kearney, what the fuck? - It's OK. Just fooling around.

Jen, we were just fooling around. You kissed me first.

No. No.

Jen, it's OK to want to fuck.

Don't be... Don't be ashamed. It's fine.

Get off me!

I know what you're doing. I know.

Jen, I can't believe you'd think that of me.

Come on.

- Jen, I care about you. - You don't care about anybody.

Well, that's not true.

Go away.

Go away!

Fine.

Fine. Have it your way.

Let me guess, it only happened cos you were drunk.

- What? - No, no. Come on.

I really want to hear this.

Matthew, I... I zoned out.

Then you realised that you FUCKED MY BEST FRIEND!

Is that what he told you?

He didn't need to tell me. I fucking saw you!

- You fucking saw? - Yeah.

Yeah, I fucking saw. I saw you, I saw Kearney on the bed kissing, about to fuck.

No, don't worry. I didn't stay to watch.

And you didn't fucking do anything?

He was trying to rape me and you did nothing?

- What? - Yeah. What?

No, no, no. You were drunk, right?

I thought I fucking saw you kissing him back.

Matthew, was I really? Kearney, of all people?

I was drunk and your friend was trying to rape me.

But I was having a great time, I was really enjoying it

I didn't fucking know, Jen. Did he...?

Fuck you!

No.

Oh, fuck.

FUCK! I'm gonna fucking kill him!

- I'm gonna fucking kill him! - Really?

That's your response? You self-important little prick!

You gonna beat him up so you feel better about yourself?

That's great, Matthew, that's really great

You knew what he was like, I told you.

I didn't think he'd fucking do that.

- I'm gonna fucking kill him. - Wrong answer.

- You need me to. - What?

No, you want to. I don't need you to protect me, OK?

I can fight my own battles, but take responsibility for who your friends are.

I needed you to care then, Matthew.

I needed you.

Not now.

Kearney! Kearney! Kearney!

So, why is it that it's so hard to make a woman orgasm, huh?

Who cares?

When I asked my da where my mum was, he turned around to me and he said...

"Who?"

When it comes to women, there are always plenty more fish in the sea, as they say.

They're swimming around, they're all there, you know.

One doesn't mean nothing.

But what about one death?

I mean, it also means nothing.

But it's not about death, is it, Matthew

There's more to it than that. It's about power.

Power over everybody!

Boo!

The people don't like this. You're losing 'em. You gotta keep 'em happy.

Maybe you should just fucking stop, son.

SHUT UP!

This is my fucking world!

But you can't create me and then just press the pause button.

Everywhere I look, everywhere, there's aggression.

You're never fucking happy.

And you, Matthew, you most of all.

You need me, but you're afraid of me.

"You're a loser, Kearney."

"But you're also a fucking legend!"

"You're too aggressive, Kearney."

Tell me what you fucking want and I'll tell you what I know, Matthew.

You can't be pissed off about Jen, Matthew.

OK? She's just a girl.

We need each other.

Yeah!

Thank you very much.

Aren't these two lovebirds cute? Star-crossed is the term.

Jen, according to Joseph, you two have somewhat of an intimate relationship.

What's gonna happen next? ♪ Because tonight you look so beautiful ♪

Matthew, you tell me straight.

What's going on with you?

Matthew James Joseph Connolly.

What is fucking going on with you?

I didn't do anything.

That's the problem. But I'm gonna fix it.

Fix what?

Matthew... just tell me.

How's it going, Matthew?

- Is everything OK with you? - Yeah.

- Yeah, fine. - Good.

Ah, here's our man.

- And how is young Prince Hamlet? - I'm alive and I love life.

You're grand.

Well, lads, final big blowout of the summer.

- God is in his church! - Elvis has left the building.

Why are we in this place? It's such a dump.

Well, it just reminds us of our times together, eh, Matthew?

Yeah. Fuck, yeah.

Look at this, lads.

Some arse out there.

Later on when the drinks are hot, they a gonna be gamey as fuck, I'm telling ya.

I'm gonna find myself some drugs.

Let's go and dance.

You got something you want to say, Connolly?

Yeah, I want to talk to you about Jen.

Oh, Jen. How is she? She got so annoyed at the party, huh?

Nah. Nah, you don't want to talk about Jen.

You want to talk about that junkie that you murdered, don't you?

- That's not what I want to talk about. - Don't you remember?

The day that we went into town?

We saw that junkie that you fucking killed.

- Shut the fuck up. - You gave him heroin.

- With rat poison in. - Shut up!

Why, Matthew? You want everybody to find out you're a fucking murderer?

- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - I did not kill him!

- I got you on camera doing it! - I didn't kill him.

- Get the fuck out! Get the fuck out! - Calm down.

Don't fuck with me! Don't fuck with me!

Don't fuck with me!

Stop! Stop! Fucking stop!

- Get the fuck off! Fuck off! - OK.

Yeah. OK. Jesus, I didn't think you had that in you.

Look, don't worry about what we did, OK? It was a weird thing to do, fair enough.

But I don't regret it and I know you don't either.

Kearney, the party.

Why?

You and Jen! You did something, didn't you?

Well, come on, admit it to me, cos I nee to hear you say it to my fucking face!

I want to hear you say, "I fucking tried to rape Jen!"

Fucking say it!

Matthew, you're fucking kidding me. Did she say that to you?

Oh, fuck off!

You think that I tried to rape Jen? Is that it?

If it makes you feel any better, she was the one that came on to me.

- You're a fucking liar! - No, Matthew. She's the liar!

She's the fucking liar! All girls are the same.

All of them. You can't trust them!

And look, I am sorry. I am really, really sorry.

OK? Because you... You're my best mate in the whole fucking world.

I haven't got anyone else.

I would do anything for you, Matthew, anything. I would die for you, man.

Come on, Matthew, shake my hand.

Matthew, please!

Oh, Matthew. Come here, man.

I fucking love you.

Fucking love you, man.

Rez? Rez?

Amen!

Oh.

You're never gonna forget this moment.

I fucking hate you, Kearney!

Best mates.

So, Matthew, how do you feel?

Well...

..if you can't tell us how you feel...

..shall we let the audience decide?

Guilty!

Guilty!

We will judge you.

Matthew, what happened?

I don't know.

Jen...

I'm sorry.

For everything.

I was wrong.

Are you OK?

I'm fine, Matthew. You know that.

I'm going to go travelling for a little while. I leave next week.

I think it's better if I'm just not here for a bit, you know

I'm sorry... about your car and everything.

You're defined by what you do, Matthew.

You make your choices.

Let's get in there.

People say a lot of things.

But it's up to you to decide what's right or wrong.

Only you.

That summer may have changed everything.

But I know what really happened and what was the right thing to do.

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