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Thank you for letting me
take my practice test here.

Of course. It's the MCAT.

You need peace and quiet.

Plus, we get
a little bonus time together.

Bob, I'm here to study.

That was it. Bonus time's over.

Did you have fun? I did.

- Can I please take my test now?
- Sure thing.

Now, good luck,

and break a tibia, which is a...

- Leg bone.
- There she is.

She's ready, folks.

- Bob, please.
- Right. You do that,

and I'll keep myself
busy for the next...

Three and a half hours.

Really? I can't even sit
through a movie that long.

Bobby!

Give me your credit card.

That shady online poker
site won't accept mine.

No, I told you to stay in your room.
Vamoose.

I'm not going anywhere.
You can't just lock me away

like some goofy Kennedy cousin.

- Here. Go play your poker.
- See?

Now, was that so hard?

* Luck, be a lady tonight. *

God, she's so annoying.

How's it going so far?

Sorry.

Now what?

Oh, the dishwasher's been acting up.

You want me to stop it?

I'll stop it.

Whoa!

- That's new.
- Do you need my help?

Nope. Stay there, put your feet up.

Seriously, put your feet up.

The water's headed your way.

Somebody up there doesn't want
you to be a doctor.

I-I'm assuming you're giving me a look.

I'll go grab some candles.

What the hell happened to the Wi-Fi?

We got a situation out here.

Oh, got one here, too.
You just lost 600 bucks.

- How?
- The game locked up.

You lost $600?

I had a good hand!

You're why I drink, you know that?

Well, right back at you!

Here we go. There's more
than one way to skin an MCAT.

Hello?

Abishola?

Abishola? Whoa!

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Name all the bones in the human hand.

Scaphoid.

- Mm-hmm.
- Triquetrum.

Lunate.

Um...

- "Um" is not a bone!
- Ow! Kemi.

The pain will condition
you to be better.

Ask anyone.

Horse trainers, Catholic nuns,

my kitchen staff.

When you study with Bob,

have him use a wooden spoon.

Bob will not hit me.

He doesn't have to.
The flinch will jog your memory.

I hope so. This is the section
I scored the lowest on.

"She looks too pretty,
try to catch her."

Thank you, Gloria. It's a new smock.

But please do not distract us.

It's a mnemonic device to
help you remember the bones.

"She looks too pretty,
try to catch her."

Scaphoid, lunate,

triquetrum, pisiform,

trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate.

Americans have such cute
phrases for everything.

"Click it or ticket."

"Never shake a baby."

How do you know this, Gloria?

I made up all kind of tricks like that

when I was studying for my MCAT.

You applied to medical school?

Applied, got in and went.

Then why are you not a doctor?

Long story.

Oh, I understand.

- Medical school can be difficult for some people.
- Mm-hmm.

- What do you mean, "some people"?
- Well, not everyone

can withstand the
workload Nigerians can.

Here we go

with the "Nigerians are better
than everybody else" crap.

Only when it comes to working
hard and applying themselves.

You have no idea what
you're talking about.

I'm talking about becoming a doctor,

an accomplishment I will
achieve and some people cannot.

You are unbelievable.

Thank you.

Ow!

Which bone did I hit? Tell me. Tell me!

Hey.

Rumor has it,
you have a problematic dishwasher.

- How'd you know?
- Abishola assumed that you could not

repair it,
so she asked me to come and help.

I hope this does not
make you feel inadequate.

- No, why would it?
- You see?

I mean, you didn't have to come by.

I was just gonna call a guy.

Bob, I am the guy.

I have been called.

Oh, my.

Yeah, it took a while,
but I got the situation under control.

With towels.

I didn't say I fixed it.

This is the pre-call-a-guy solution.

Don't worry. Uncle Tunde is here.

Dele, set out the tools.

- Sorry you got roped into this.
- It is a rope

of guidance.
He will not grow up to be a man

who, when something breaks,
calls another man.

Again,

really doesn't bother me.

You see?

_

You really need to start watching

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

It will help you with your studies.

- Ah, that's a TV show.
- Yes, but it is very realistic.

It will teach you how to set a leg

in a moving chuck wagon.

Uh, why is Gloria sitting over there?

I don't know.

Our table is sticky
but no more than usual.

Hello, Gloria.

Uh-uh. This one is stickier.

Why would you sit at a stickier table?

It is unlikely that was coincidental.

What's going on?
Did we miss her birthday?

No. She's an Aquarius.

Even though right now she's acting

like a Pisces.

Do we smell bad?

You smell fine.

And I smell like baked beans,

which people find comforting.

Well, clearly
she does not want to sit with us.

Or one of us.

Wait here.

It is you. The problem is you.

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You guys want anything?

Chips? Soda? I got everything

but paper towels and clean plates.

I would like a soda.

- Are you thirsty?
- Yes.

Good.

Use that.

No sodas until we are done.

Boy, you don't mess around, do you?

No, Bob, I do not mess around.

I fix things.
Things that other people break.

Often by messing around.

All I did was put in dirty
dishes and press "start."

Did you rinse the dishes?

Well, they say you don't have to.

Now I know you have to.

When you respect a machine,
it returns the respect.

When the trust is broken...

So is the machine.

Good.

Repairing something

connects us to its past and its future.

That is a lot of responsibility.

I understand how that
could make you afraid.

- I'm not afraid.
- Well,

there are many other words for it.

Too busy, disengaged,

lazy.

They all boil down to afraid.

Not the way I boil it.
It's just easier to call a guy.

- Why?
- 'Cause it's a pain in the ass

and a waste of my time.

And you might fail at it.

Yeah. What do I know
about fixing dishwashers?

More than you think.

Come here.

Dele, give him the screwdriver.

What?

I see it now.

I am not here to fix a dishwasher.

I am here to fix you.

How's that soda?

Very good.

_

Just tell me why you are angry.

The fact that you don't even know

is a big part of the why.

Is that a riddle?

You know, you are being childish.

Ooh, first I don't work hard enough.

Now I'm childish.

I can always count on you to
tell me what I'm doing wrong.

Is that a clue to the riddle?

Here's the clue.

This morning you said

I didn't become a doctor
'cause I was lazy.

Who wants to replace an aorta?!

Status?

Richard Gavins.
Aortic valve replacement.

Normal, no allergies.

It was wrong of me to
boast about my ambitions.

I should have anticipated
that you might get jealous.

Jealous? Of what?

The rich fianc� you found to
pay for your medical school?

- Excuse me?
- You heard what I said.

- Bob has nothing to do with my decision.
- Really?

I didn't see you applying last year.

Oh, congratulations on receiving

the "Sleeping with the Sock Man"
scholarship.

Are you two done?

We are done.

Scalpel.

Careful. It's sharp.

The bolt isn't moving.

It was designed to stay in place.

It is only doing its job.

Well, it's better at its job
than I'm at mine.

The fight is not over
until one side concedes.

Tunde, I could listen
to you talk forever.

You're like the Nigerian
James Earl Jones.

Thank you. Dottie,

I am your uncle.

Look! Goosebumps!

I wish I had the patience to fix things.

I'm just gonna say it.

I'm a quitter. I'm a big, fat quitter.

Most people quit because
they are overwhelmed.

Stop focusing on the task ahead.

Instead, look at what you
have already accomplished.

Wow. Such wise words while
I'm feeling so vulnerable.

You'd be a great cult leader.

Thank you.

Tunde,

I just got to say,
I am learning more from you today

than I have from any of
my seven life coaches.

Life coach?

Is that a real job?

No.

Here. Take this.

It'll help with your grip.

Tell Uncle you figured
it out on your own.

Thanks. Is he always like this?

Yes. I'm so glad you're
in the family now.

Oh.

- Abishola's calling.
- Is she?

Or are you just going to
stand in the garage again?

It's real this time.

Hey. How's it going?

Are you going to help me pay

for medical school?

I mean, sure, if you need me to.

You think I need you to?

- Do you?
- No!

Why would you say that?

I didn't say anything!

I will never need your money, Bob.

The only reason I agreed to
marry you is because I love you.

Nothing else!

Well, I love you, too!

What is going on?

I have to go.

He was struggling so much.

I had to help him.

I know it is hard to watch,

but we must let Bob
fail over and over again

until he learns to be a man.

Sorry, honey.
It's still a little loud in here.

I'm gonna finish this in the garage.

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Ah. There you are.

Which days would you say
you are most fun to talk to?

- What?
- I'm dividing up my lunch calendar

between you and Gloria now
that your friendship is dead.

It is not dead.

The only chance of
saving it is if you are

the bigger person and apologize.

So, which days do you want?

Maybe Gloria is the one who
should be the bigger person.

That is how it usually works.

You insult her,

she forgives you.

You insult her again,
she forgives you again.

But today

you insulted her, and for some reason

she decided to insult you back.

So interesting.

Anyway, let's look at the calendar.

I do not care when we
have lunch together.

Such a Monday attitude.

But we fight,

and our friendship does not end.

Abishola, not everybody
has my rare combination

of grace and patience.

I know you know this,

but you are extremely lucky
to have me as a friend.

Auntie!

Is this where the party is at?

- Do I smell ogbono?
- You do.

Then this is definitely
where the party's at.

I hear Tunde has kept you very busy.

Yeah, a handyman would've come
and gone in under an hour,

but where's the fun in that?

He has been doing all his
own repairs for years.

Yeah, that came up.

It has been very hard on
him to have to step back.

- What do you mean?
- His arthritis is getting worse.

He didn't tell me that.

And you will not tell him I told you.

- Of course not.
- Mm.

You did a good thing today.

Ah, it was my pleasure.

So sweet of you to act so helpless.

I mean, any idiot can fix a dishwasher.

All right,
now it's starting to bother me.

These are for you.

Insoles?

For your shoes.

I notice you take them
off under the desk

because they hurt your feet.

Thank you.

Plus, they have an odor-eater,

so I will no longer notice
when you take off your shoes.

Boy, you are terrible at apologizing.

I am.

Well, I didn't mean what I said
about you and the sock man.

Hmm. Don't worry.

Bob will pay for nothing.

The crippling debt will be mine alone.

I don't want that.

I want you to succeed.

I'm sorry you did not become a doctor.

I wanted to be a doctor
since I was four years old.

My parents thought I was crazy.

Nobody in our family
had gone to college,

let alone medical school.

- Hmm.
- But I wasn't gonna let that stop me.

I graduated at the top of my class.

You couldn't tell me nothing.

Where did you go to medical school?

Well, Meharry and Howard were
really the only two places

taking Black folks,
but my family needed me close by.

So you stopped.

Nope. I kicked so much butt
in a post-graduate program,

even the white schools
couldn't ignore me anymore.

My parents started
calling me Dr. Gloria.

I was on my way.

In med school,
I was the only Black woman in my class.

They just assumed I
got in to fill a quota.

Didn't matter I was one of
the smartest people there.

- Huh.
- And what happened?

Well, I wanted to be a surgeon,

but back then they
didn't take too kindly

to Black folks cutting on people.

Oh.

Oh, so then you stopped?

Nope. I pivoted.

Family medicine.

And I was starting a family of my own.

I was ready to be the breadwinner.

All I needed was a place
to do my residency.

I'm guessing there
weren't a lot of places

that took Black residents.

Oh. You're catching on.

But I tried again. And again.

And in 1987, I matched.

Detroit Memorial Hospital.

That's wonderful.

It would have been.

But people were leaving
Detroit in droves.

And before I could start,
the hospital closed.

Had a family and needed a job.

I became a nurse.

I'm so sorry.

I cannot believe you did
all that work for nothing.

No, it wasn't for nothing.

It cleared the path so it's easier

for the folks coming behind.

Like I said,

I want you to succeed.

_

I can't get the damn thing to start.

Without the forklift, we're screwed.

- Why didn't you call a guy?
- I did.

You are the guy, Tunde.

I am the guy.

Uh, this is Goodwin and Kofo.

- E karo, sir.
- E karo, Uncle.

You're not gonna believe this,

but they're almost as helpless as I was.

I noticed their bows
were very lackluster.

Not a good sign.

Oh, so you can do it right.

Are you sure it's not gonna start?

Positive. We pulled the ignition wire.

What is that in your hand?

A wire?

No. It is an opportunity.

Come.

Sit at my feet.

You heard him.

Well, uh, good luck, you two.

And remember, no sodas till you're done.

Scoot! Scoot!

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