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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,570 --> 00:00:04,153 (bright music) 2 00:00:23,001 --> 00:00:25,668 (playful music) 3 00:00:40,798 --> 00:00:41,780 (bell dinging) 4 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:44,447 (playful music) 5 00:00:48,468 --> 00:00:53,025 ♪ Thinking about what we been through ♪ 6 00:00:53,025 --> 00:00:57,539 ♪ The world can be a lonely place ♪ 7 00:00:57,539 --> 00:01:02,001 ♪ Baby, I'm so glad that I found you ♪ 8 00:01:02,001 --> 00:01:05,668 ♪ Now I got someone to obey ♪ 9 00:01:06,910 --> 00:01:09,743 (button clicking) 10 00:01:11,868 --> 00:01:14,868 (Juliette scoffing) 11 00:01:17,430 --> 00:01:20,720 (cassette clattering) 12 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,493 - Get out of my driveway, weirdo. 13 00:01:24,254 --> 00:01:27,421 (gentle guitar music) 14 00:01:43,549 --> 00:01:47,416 ♪ It's different here at home today ♪ 15 00:01:47,416 --> 00:01:52,038 ♪ I'm not that close, but I'm on my way ♪ 16 00:01:52,038 --> 00:01:57,038 ♪ And I can do this every single day ♪ 17 00:02:01,510 --> 00:02:06,510 ♪ Open the window 'cause none of the neighbors care ♪ 18 00:02:10,050 --> 00:02:15,050 ♪ I'm in the middle and all I can do is stare ♪ 19 00:02:19,590 --> 00:02:24,590 ♪ Open the window 'cause none of the neighbors care ♪ 20 00:02:31,387 --> 00:02:33,330 - Are you crying? 21 00:02:33,330 --> 00:02:35,200 Man, you need to stop crying. 22 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:36,490 Come on, Luke. 23 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,600 This ain't "Titanic." 24 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,585 Get your shit together, huh? 25 00:02:40,585 --> 00:02:41,418 Come here. 26 00:02:48,717 --> 00:02:52,655 - The girl I liked at school, she broke my heart. 27 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:55,660 She completely rejected me. 28 00:02:55,660 --> 00:02:56,966 - Yeah? - Yeah. 29 00:02:56,966 --> 00:02:57,890 (Doug laughing) 30 00:02:57,890 --> 00:02:59,450 - That's good news! 31 00:02:59,450 --> 00:03:00,690 What is with the face? 32 00:03:00,690 --> 00:03:02,782 You don't need a girl ruining your life. 33 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:04,638 - You seem to have it all, Uncle Doug. 34 00:03:04,638 --> 00:03:07,913 - I know. - Cool cars, pretty girls. 35 00:03:08,942 --> 00:03:10,040 - A whole lot of penicillin. 36 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:11,610 You want what I have? 37 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:12,580 That's easy. 38 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:15,130 All you gotta do is be a free spirit, okay? 39 00:03:15,130 --> 00:03:17,490 Be a rolling stone. 40 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:18,510 You understand that? 41 00:03:18,510 --> 00:03:21,686 You be a Lorenzo Lamas, huh? 42 00:03:21,686 --> 00:03:24,110 Renegade, that's what I'm saying. 43 00:03:24,110 --> 00:03:25,110 (Doug laughing) 44 00:03:25,110 --> 00:03:26,837 You don't need this love stuff, man. 45 00:03:26,837 --> 00:03:28,247 - But The Beatles say-- 46 00:03:28,247 --> 00:03:29,080 - Oh, but The Beatles say. 47 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,746 Who's The Beatles? The shit you need to be listening to, 48 00:03:30,746 --> 00:03:35,746 I'm talking like, Poison, Motley Crue, Ratt, GNR, okay? 49 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,294 GNR, Axl, you know what I mean? 50 00:03:37,294 --> 00:03:40,961 ♪ Aye-ee-ee-ee-ee-aye-ee-ah ♪ 51 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,160 Over, and over, and over again. 52 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,920 You wanna be happy? 53 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:48,410 You wanna be like me? 54 00:03:48,410 --> 00:03:49,780 Follow my one rule. 55 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:53,070 Thou shalt not fall in love, that's it. 56 00:03:53,070 --> 00:03:54,072 Let me hear you say it. 57 00:03:54,072 --> 00:03:56,809 - Thou shalt not fall in love. 58 00:03:56,809 --> 00:03:59,830 - [Doug] Mm, yeah, those are the words. 59 00:03:59,830 --> 00:04:01,920 - Thou shalt not fall in love. 60 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:03,130 - Yes, yeah! 61 00:04:03,130 --> 00:04:05,471 Now you get it. Now put some fire to it! 62 00:04:05,471 --> 00:04:07,730 - Thou shalt not fall in love! 63 00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:09,440 - Yes, yes! 64 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,010 Man, now you know what? 65 00:04:11,010 --> 00:04:13,588 That feels better than a threesome on Christmas. 66 00:04:13,588 --> 00:04:14,421 (laughing) 67 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,475 You know what I mean. 68 00:04:15,475 --> 00:04:17,370 You know what I'm talking about. 69 00:04:17,370 --> 00:04:18,660 - [Luke] From that day forward, 70 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:20,313 I was a changed man. 71 00:04:22,155 --> 00:04:23,779 - Tell 'em to stop bouncing on me 72 00:04:23,779 --> 00:04:25,305 'cause this is not right. 73 00:04:25,305 --> 00:04:26,820 Ah, goddamn it! 74 00:04:26,820 --> 00:04:29,610 - [Luke] Unfortunately, Uncle Doug died from a heart attack 75 00:04:29,610 --> 00:04:32,210 a year later while mid-hump at a Mexican whorehouse. 76 00:04:36,340 --> 00:04:38,178 That man changed my life. 77 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:40,993 His message was sweet and simple. 78 00:04:41,830 --> 00:04:43,463 Lie to avoid heartbreak. 79 00:04:45,830 --> 00:04:48,084 But the part I had to figure out on my own 80 00:04:48,084 --> 00:04:51,840 was never let someone else fall for you. 81 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,430 - With Michael Jordan retired and everything, 82 00:04:53,430 --> 00:04:56,212 Chicago Bulls are looking for the next Michael Jordan, 83 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,710 and I'm the next best thing to that, so. 84 00:04:58,710 --> 00:05:00,940 - You're in high school! 85 00:05:00,940 --> 00:05:01,885 How is? 86 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,710 You're nothing compared to him! 87 00:05:03,710 --> 00:05:06,292 - Are you saying it because I'm white? 88 00:05:06,292 --> 00:05:07,738 - No, because-- 89 00:05:07,738 --> 00:05:09,195 - Because the talent's basically there. 90 00:05:09,195 --> 00:05:11,460 - [Luke] False hope, big lies, 91 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:13,880 and elaborate excuses became the norm. 92 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:17,300 I knew every trick in the book, or so I thought. 93 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,967 (playful music) 94 00:05:24,770 --> 00:05:26,547 - First day at Buzzstory, huh? 95 00:05:26,547 --> 00:05:27,430 - Yep! 96 00:05:27,430 --> 00:05:29,250 Hey, I don't meant to be too forward, 97 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:31,870 but do you know who's single and who's married around here? 98 00:05:31,870 --> 00:05:33,904 - Oh, you don't wanna date people from Buzzstory. 99 00:05:33,904 --> 00:05:35,437 - Of course I do! 100 00:05:35,437 --> 00:05:38,240 Yo, I wanna get my office flirt on! 101 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:42,594 - Oh, I mean, I don't know anybody who's single, so. 102 00:05:42,594 --> 00:05:44,580 - You don't have a work list? 103 00:05:44,580 --> 00:05:46,160 I've been here for five minutes 104 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,680 and I know my top 10. 105 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:51,278 - Oh, I'm more like the strong woman type in the workforce 106 00:05:51,278 --> 00:05:54,183 like feminism and. 107 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:58,830 - Has feminism ever whispered sweet nothings 108 00:05:58,830 --> 00:06:00,690 in your ear at 2:00 a.m.? 109 00:06:00,690 --> 00:06:02,350 - I guess not. 110 00:06:02,350 --> 00:06:06,650 - All I want is a good man with a shaft as wide 111 00:06:06,650 --> 00:06:07,870 as a "Game of Thrones" novel. 112 00:06:07,870 --> 00:06:08,703 - Oh! 113 00:06:08,703 --> 00:06:10,117 - How can you find a guy who has both, you know what I mean? 114 00:06:10,117 --> 00:06:12,255 - Yeah. - You know what I mean! 115 00:06:12,255 --> 00:06:13,218 - I think yeah. - Oh, whoa! 116 00:06:13,218 --> 00:06:14,446 Whoa! - Hello! 117 00:06:14,446 --> 00:06:15,324 (all laughing) 118 00:06:15,324 --> 00:06:16,970 - Aimee, it's so good to see you. 119 00:06:16,970 --> 00:06:18,790 I'm glad that you've seen Pam. 120 00:06:18,790 --> 00:06:21,170 By the way, would anybody like a homemade cough drop? 121 00:06:21,170 --> 00:06:22,230 I've got a few in my office. 122 00:06:22,230 --> 00:06:23,460 I'd be willing to share. 123 00:06:23,460 --> 00:06:24,410 - Oh, I'm good. 124 00:06:24,410 --> 00:06:25,600 My throat's feeling really good today, so. 125 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:26,883 - Okay! - I'm full on 126 00:06:26,883 --> 00:06:28,610 homemade cough drops. 127 00:06:28,610 --> 00:06:29,981 - Well, I will keep them for a rainy day. 128 00:06:29,981 --> 00:06:32,720 (Mr. Adams laughing) 129 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:33,930 - Okay, Mr. Adams. 130 00:06:33,930 --> 00:06:34,763 Oh, I mean, who really cares? 131 00:06:34,763 --> 00:06:35,810 You don't even know! 132 00:06:35,810 --> 00:06:37,300 Mr. Adam's is my father's name. 133 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:39,910 Ma'am, you shall call me Mr. Adams. 134 00:06:39,910 --> 00:06:41,420 - Ah, ah! - Oh! 135 00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:42,940 - It's a joke, yeah. - Flip it on its head and-- 136 00:06:42,940 --> 00:06:44,890 - Yeah, think about it. - I don't get it! 137 00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:46,080 - As you should not. 138 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,900 Listen, with you being here of the first time at Buzzstory, 139 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:50,723 we gotta make sure you get familiar with the creative team. 140 00:06:50,723 --> 00:06:53,690 Get a feel of who Aimee is, huh? 141 00:06:53,690 --> 00:06:54,523 - Sure! - Great. 142 00:06:54,523 --> 00:06:55,581 Excuse us, Pam. 143 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:56,414 - Yes. 144 00:06:56,414 --> 00:06:57,247 - Listen, we should probably hurry. 145 00:06:57,247 --> 00:06:58,080 My poopy time is hurrying up, 146 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,121 so let's go, let's go. - Okay, all right! - Let's go! 147 00:07:00,121 --> 00:07:02,287 - And so then Kate Hudson came up to me. 148 00:07:02,287 --> 00:07:04,090 And so she said, "Buy me a drink." 149 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,577 And I was like, "No, Kate Hudson. 150 00:07:05,577 --> 00:07:07,693 "Jackson is thirsty and Jackson only has $5." 151 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:11,527 - And you expect us to believe Kate Hudson hit on you? 152 00:07:11,527 --> 00:07:13,290 - She looked like Kate Hudson. 153 00:07:13,290 --> 00:07:14,520 - Did she though, at all? 154 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:15,703 - She had blonde hair! 155 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:19,050 - Okay, but was she even blonde? 156 00:07:19,050 --> 00:07:20,360 - Man, listen. 157 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,140 She was white, okay? 158 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:23,512 So fuck you and fuck you. 159 00:07:23,512 --> 00:07:24,840 - Usually something that frequent in the win. 160 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,500 - Okay. - Oh, hello! 161 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:27,333 Hey, guy. 162 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:28,166 Come here! 163 00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:29,028 - Oh. - Oh. 164 00:07:29,028 --> 00:07:30,694 - My man! - Oh. - Oh! - Oh my God. 165 00:07:30,694 --> 00:07:31,527 - Luke, hello! 166 00:07:31,527 --> 00:07:32,360 Ah! - Oh! 167 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,150 - Jackson, my brother from another. 168 00:07:34,150 --> 00:07:35,265 We shall overcome! 169 00:07:35,265 --> 00:07:37,098 - Yeah, no, all right. 170 00:07:38,070 --> 00:07:40,540 - Gentlemen, I wanna introduce you here to Aimee. 171 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:42,370 She's new to the team, and I want you guys 172 00:07:42,370 --> 00:07:43,750 to make her feel at home. 173 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:45,590 Give her that creative atmosphere that we've created 174 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,700 here at Buzzstory. 175 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:49,168 In fact, I want, oh, good God! 176 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:51,660 It seems as though my number two appointment is here. 177 00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:53,900 Ah, it's not what you think. 178 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:56,208 Well, if you're thinking of feces leaving my anus 179 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:57,811 at a rapid rate, then it is that. 180 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,784 Ooh, good God! 181 00:07:59,784 --> 00:08:00,630 Ah, ah, hey, enjoy! 182 00:08:00,630 --> 00:08:01,930 Ah, ah, oh! 183 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:04,077 - Wow, he is not subtle, is he? 184 00:08:04,077 --> 00:08:06,038 - Mm-mm. - Not at all, not at all. 185 00:08:06,038 --> 00:08:07,210 I'm David. 186 00:08:07,210 --> 00:08:08,714 - Oh, I dropped something right there. 187 00:08:08,714 --> 00:08:10,050 It was nothing. 188 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:11,340 But hey, I'm Jackson. 189 00:08:11,340 --> 00:08:12,560 I make the sports mashup videos. 190 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,900 You probably heard of me. 191 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:14,896 They go viral every time. 192 00:08:14,896 --> 00:08:16,880 - I think sports are gross. 193 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,640 - Does rejection taste like anything? 194 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,351 - Yeah, it tastes just like your mom's sweet kitty. 195 00:08:21,351 --> 00:08:23,878 - Okay, I didn't think he liked Mexican. 196 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:27,280 - Okay, and you must be Luke. 197 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,113 - Guilty. 198 00:08:28,113 --> 00:08:29,920 - Mr. Adams and I were just talking about you. 199 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,070 I'm Aimee. 200 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:33,219 - Oh yeah, you're the one that they hired 201 00:08:33,219 --> 00:08:34,390 to do the political memes. 202 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:35,740 - That's me! 203 00:08:35,740 --> 00:08:38,630 I was hoping to connect with new friends tonight. 204 00:08:38,630 --> 00:08:40,520 What are you up to after work? 205 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,267 - Well, we're going to Sid's place after work, so. 206 00:08:42,267 --> 00:08:43,350 - Yeah, yeah. 207 00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:44,510 - I would love to come 208 00:08:44,510 --> 00:08:46,410 as long as I'm not imposing. 209 00:08:46,410 --> 00:08:47,243 - No, not at all. 210 00:08:47,243 --> 00:08:48,950 - Man, of course you're not imposing 211 00:08:48,950 --> 00:08:50,151 'cause Jackson's gonna be there. 212 00:08:50,151 --> 00:08:51,470 We're gonna have a good time. 213 00:08:51,470 --> 00:08:53,005 - Yeah, okay, whatever. 214 00:08:53,005 --> 00:08:54,210 - Can I have your phone? 215 00:08:54,210 --> 00:08:55,160 I can give you my number. 216 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,145 - Yeah, sure. - If I can get it. 217 00:08:56,145 --> 00:08:57,811 Yeah, sure, sure, sure. - There you go. 218 00:08:57,811 --> 00:08:59,019 - Yeah, I'm not gonna need that. 219 00:08:59,019 --> 00:09:01,864 - She's good. - Well, I'll see you later. 220 00:09:01,864 --> 00:09:02,697 - Nice to meet you. - It was nice to meet you. 221 00:09:02,697 --> 00:09:03,530 - [David] Me too. 222 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:05,011 - And I will see you later, Luke. 223 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:08,248 I guess I also have to see you later. 224 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:11,007 - Okay, my five minutes up. 225 00:09:11,007 --> 00:09:12,944 - Wow, that was too easy for you. 226 00:09:12,944 --> 00:09:15,157 - When you're dealing with slow Drake over here-- 227 00:09:15,157 --> 00:09:16,490 - Slow Drake? 228 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:17,590 That's not even funny. 229 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,100 First of all, I'm not even Canadian. 230 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,950 Second, I'm not even light skinned. 231 00:09:20,950 --> 00:09:21,890 How dare you? 232 00:09:21,890 --> 00:09:24,783 And third, I'm from Ab-lanta! 233 00:09:24,783 --> 00:09:25,616 - Jesus. 234 00:09:25,616 --> 00:09:26,449 ♪ Where they at, where they at, where at that ♪ 235 00:09:26,449 --> 00:09:27,282 - Put it away. 236 00:09:27,282 --> 00:09:28,115 ♪ There they go, there they go ♪ 237 00:09:28,115 --> 00:09:29,781 ♪ There they go ♪ - Put it away. - No, put it away. ♪ Jigga, jigga, jigga, jigga ♪ 238 00:09:29,781 --> 00:09:30,614 - You're an HR wet dream. 239 00:09:30,614 --> 00:09:31,447 - Don't even look at it. 240 00:09:31,447 --> 00:09:32,850 - Well at least I make them wet. 241 00:09:32,850 --> 00:09:34,780 Skwit-skwanga in your face. 242 00:09:34,780 --> 00:09:35,663 - Shit! 243 00:09:35,663 --> 00:09:38,246 (upbeat music) 244 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:46,373 - Boom! 245 00:09:46,373 --> 00:09:49,410 10,000 every day. 246 00:09:49,410 --> 00:09:50,243 All right, everybody. 247 00:09:50,243 --> 00:09:51,076 Listen up! 248 00:09:51,076 --> 00:09:53,820 This girl right here is slaying the dating world 249 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:57,480 with her work, article after article circulating around. 250 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:01,634 Lonely housewives, college girls, single moms. 251 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,741 All are subscribers! 252 00:10:03,741 --> 00:10:06,560 It's articles like hers that are helping us 253 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,350 beat all those crusty old fucks 254 00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:10,130 at all the other magazines. 255 00:10:10,130 --> 00:10:12,210 (laughing) We're number one, people! 256 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:14,790 How to keep your man satisfied 257 00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:15,960 without having to touch him? 258 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,560 If you're in love with your cat 259 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:18,990 you're never gonna fall in love. 260 00:10:18,990 --> 00:10:21,205 Ah, the lesbians loved that one! 261 00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:24,677 And my personal favorite, how to be DFA. 262 00:10:25,856 --> 00:10:27,420 - DFA? 263 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:29,030 - Down for anal, Greg. 264 00:10:29,030 --> 00:10:30,010 Come on! - I put-- 265 00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:32,520 - Stay engaged. - I'm engaged. - All right, you know what, everyone? 266 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,851 Listen up. 267 00:10:33,851 --> 00:10:36,435 From now on, I want you to be more like Kara, innovative! 268 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:39,612 She writes from the heart. 269 00:10:39,612 --> 00:10:41,860 - It's just clickbait, guys. 270 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:43,048 I don't really believe in this stuff. 271 00:10:43,048 --> 00:10:45,780 - Clickbait? More like "A House in the Hills." 272 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:47,470 You know how she gets story? 273 00:10:47,470 --> 00:10:50,633 She dives right in there and gets that ass. 274 00:10:50,633 --> 00:10:51,490 Pow! 275 00:10:51,490 --> 00:10:55,679 From now on, I want all of you to get in that ass! 276 00:10:55,679 --> 00:11:00,385 - Get in that ass. 277 00:11:00,385 --> 00:11:02,522 ♪ Green light ♪ 278 00:11:02,522 --> 00:11:04,348 ♪ Oh, ow ♪ 279 00:11:04,348 --> 00:11:05,984 ♪ Green light ♪ 280 00:11:05,984 --> 00:11:08,001 ♪ Oh yeah, green light ♪ 281 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,251 ♪ Oh light, that light ♪ 282 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:14,620 - Hey, get this. 283 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:16,020 I'm gonna leak a sex tape. 284 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:18,651 It's gonna be of me, and I'm gonna leak it on Instagram. 285 00:11:18,651 --> 00:11:20,580 - That's a hard no. 286 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,340 - Yeah, I'd rather watch Paul Giamatti 287 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:26,450 motorboat Betty White than to see you in a sex tape. 288 00:11:26,450 --> 00:11:28,771 - Jackson, you gonna be sober enough tonight 289 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,922 to seal the deal or will you be our forever squinch? 290 00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:34,120 - Dustin Diamond has a sex tape. 291 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:37,540 - Oh yeah, I've actually seen that. 292 00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:38,716 It's disgusting. 293 00:11:38,716 --> 00:11:40,117 - Be there in five minutes. 294 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,280 Get me a drink. 295 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,760 XOXOXO. 296 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:43,800 That's a lot of hugs and kisses. 297 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:46,540 - That's yeah. - A new gal, Luke, huh? 298 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,473 Boy, what I would give to be single again. 299 00:11:48,473 --> 00:11:50,606 (laughing) 300 00:11:50,606 --> 00:11:53,510 Yeah, I'm serious. 301 00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:54,343 - [Luke] Oh! 302 00:11:54,343 --> 00:11:58,091 - I'd murder somebody "Friday the 13th" style. 303 00:11:58,091 --> 00:12:01,030 (hissing) I wouldn't mind going back to jail, honestly. 304 00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:03,387 Ow. - What's that, Sid? 305 00:12:03,387 --> 00:12:05,500 Don't talk a big game you can't back up. 306 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:08,023 Sid, did you eat today? 307 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,298 - No, I forgot. 308 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:15,453 - Then go in the back and eat something. 309 00:12:18,101 --> 00:12:21,028 - But just so you know, this is still my bar. 310 00:12:21,028 --> 00:12:23,183 I'm the man of the bar. 311 00:12:23,183 --> 00:12:25,728 I'm just a little hungy. 312 00:12:25,728 --> 00:12:30,728 (upbeat music) (people chattering) 313 00:12:42,073 --> 00:12:43,436 - Hello. - Hi, Luke! 314 00:12:43,436 --> 00:12:44,470 - Aimee, hey. - This is Brittany. 315 00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:46,310 - Hi. - Hey, dibs. 316 00:12:46,310 --> 00:12:47,996 - Screw you. - Don't be mad 317 00:12:47,996 --> 00:12:49,500 because I called dibs! 318 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,450 - Well, if I would have known this was 319 00:12:50,450 --> 00:12:51,400 a dibs calling situation, 320 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,470 then I would have called dibs first! 321 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:54,687 - This is a dibs-calling situation, and she's hot! 322 00:12:54,687 --> 00:12:56,240 - Okay, well let's take it all the way 323 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,679 back to the top so I can call dibs first. 324 00:12:57,679 --> 00:12:59,140 - Fine. 325 00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:00,100 Dibs. 326 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,380 - Ah, fuck. - Oh. 327 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:02,630 - Let's get some shots. 328 00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:04,340 - Okay. - All right. 329 00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:06,810 - Mind if I join you? - Oh, totally, yeah. 330 00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:08,399 - [Jackson] Are you familiar with the teachings 331 00:13:08,399 --> 00:13:11,617 of Shaka Zulu so we can-- 332 00:13:11,617 --> 00:13:14,080 - Wow. - Oh, man! 333 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:17,082 God, just couldn't find my shot, but-- 334 00:13:17,082 --> 00:13:19,878 - You're married? - Oh, oh, yeah. 335 00:13:19,878 --> 00:13:21,140 God. 336 00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:23,307 I don't even know why I still wear it. 337 00:13:23,307 --> 00:13:25,015 - Yeah, me neither. 338 00:13:25,015 --> 00:13:27,554 - Is everything okay, or-- 339 00:13:27,554 --> 00:13:29,170 - Well, I caught her cheating 340 00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:30,640 a while back, and-- - Oh! 341 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:33,830 - We're separated now. - I'm so, so sorry. 342 00:13:33,830 --> 00:13:35,633 - Yeah, gosh, it's such a bummer. 343 00:13:36,696 --> 00:13:37,529 I don't wanna be that guy. 344 00:13:37,529 --> 00:13:38,933 (Jackson and Brittany laughing) 345 00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:40,300 - No, no, not at all. 346 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,990 You can tell me anything. 347 00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:43,587 I don't care. 348 00:13:43,587 --> 00:13:44,860 (all laughing) 349 00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:45,730 - Do you mind? 350 00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:46,850 Do you mind if I? 351 00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:49,546 - Oh, oh. - If we just-- 352 00:13:49,546 --> 00:13:53,610 - Oh. - Okay, it's Friday night. 353 00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:55,750 It's time for Edward Fortyhands. 354 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,957 - [Aimee] All right, grab two beers. 355 00:13:57,957 --> 00:14:00,710 Double fist that shit. - Here we go! 356 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:02,830 - Somebody's getting laid tonight. 357 00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:04,732 Right? - Yeah, I hope it's not David! 358 00:14:04,732 --> 00:14:05,695 (laughing) 359 00:14:05,695 --> 00:14:07,170 - Okay, fuck you, Jackson. 360 00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:08,240 This is awesome. 361 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,680 - Seems juvenile. 362 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:10,960 - Well, it's actually the weekend, 363 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,020 so Edward Fortyhands is necessary. 364 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,020 - Here we go! 365 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,920 - Let's toast. (bottles clinking) 366 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,830 - To the sexiest man alive, Dwayne The Rock Johnson. 367 00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:20,857 - Let's all get fucked tonight! 368 00:14:20,857 --> 00:14:23,524 ("Role Models") 369 00:14:28,853 --> 00:14:29,707 ♪ Calling my homies ♪ 370 00:14:29,707 --> 00:14:30,540 ♪ We going out though ♪ 371 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:31,514 ♪ Me and my cronies, we blowing out, though ♪ 372 00:14:31,514 --> 00:14:33,174 ♪ Damn, I need it ♪ 373 00:14:33,174 --> 00:14:34,278 ♪ You cannot judge me ♪ 374 00:14:34,278 --> 00:14:35,629 ♪ Got some side thing that wanna fuck me ♪ 375 00:14:35,629 --> 00:14:36,712 ♪ This my life ♪ 376 00:14:36,712 --> 00:14:37,545 ♪ You say you don't love me ♪ 377 00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:38,378 ♪ This my time, bitch ♪ 378 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,116 ♪ Don't interrupt me ♪ 379 00:14:40,116 --> 00:14:41,477 ♪ No, yeah ♪ 380 00:14:41,477 --> 00:14:42,856 ♪ No, no ♪ 381 00:14:42,856 --> 00:14:44,947 ♪ Yeah, had a few drinks, I hopped in the old bus ♪ 382 00:14:44,947 --> 00:14:46,750 ♪ Swear to God, damn ya, I thought I knew ya ♪ 383 00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,078 ♪ Belly of the beast, shit fat like Buddha ♪ 384 00:14:49,078 --> 00:14:51,268 ♪ Thinking about how in the fuck did I lose ya ♪ 385 00:14:51,268 --> 00:14:55,943 ♪ But I'm better, yeah, yeah, I'm better off now ♪ 386 00:14:55,943 --> 00:14:59,408 ♪ Oh yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 387 00:14:59,408 --> 00:15:02,075 ("Role Models") 388 00:15:03,729 --> 00:15:04,790 (lion roaring) 389 00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:05,623 - Back at it! 390 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:09,224 ("Role Models") 391 00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:16,355 ♪ I ain't got no role models, I'ma down the whole bottle ♪ 392 00:15:16,355 --> 00:15:18,602 ♪ I need to forget about you ♪ 393 00:15:18,602 --> 00:15:21,269 ("Role Models") 394 00:15:28,221 --> 00:15:29,949 ♪ Yeah, I ain't got no models ♪ 395 00:15:29,949 --> 00:15:31,935 ♪ I'ma down the whole bottle ♪ 396 00:15:31,935 --> 00:15:35,661 ♪ I need to forget about you ♪ 397 00:15:35,661 --> 00:15:38,538 ♪ Forget about you ♪ 398 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,683 ("Role Models") 399 00:15:41,683 --> 00:15:42,621 - Oh! (Luke laughing) 400 00:15:42,621 --> 00:15:43,974 - Oh! 401 00:15:43,974 --> 00:15:45,430 Oh, ooh! 402 00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:47,550 - So are we going back to my place or what? 403 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:50,900 - If that's what you want. 404 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:53,770 - I'll show you exactly what I want. 405 00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:55,548 - Okay, oh, okay! 406 00:15:55,548 --> 00:15:56,680 Yes, ma'am. 407 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,841 Yes, ma'am, let's do that. 408 00:15:58,841 --> 00:16:00,915 - Let's do it. - Let's do it. 409 00:16:00,915 --> 00:16:04,016 (upbeat music) 410 00:16:04,016 --> 00:16:05,253 - [Brittany] Oh, baby, come on up. 411 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,173 - See? 412 00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:08,060 Told you, they ditched us. 413 00:16:09,391 --> 00:16:12,350 - Look, it's been fun, but I really think I should-- 414 00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:15,130 - Ah, I see how it is, I see how it is. 415 00:16:15,130 --> 00:16:18,720 You don't wanna get involved because I'm married. 416 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:19,940 - I mean, honestly I didn't think 417 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:22,310 I'd be hanging out with you tonight at all. 418 00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:24,447 - Brittany, sometimes you just gotta say fuck it to life. 419 00:16:24,447 --> 00:16:26,290 - Yeah, and the only time I say fuck it 420 00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:28,310 is when I decide to go to bed at midnight 421 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:29,310 instead of 8:00 p.m. 422 00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:32,813 - Brittany, you gotta live. 423 00:16:34,212 --> 00:16:36,870 - So fuck it then, huh? 424 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:37,923 - Yeah. 425 00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:41,118 - Maybe I like having control. 426 00:16:41,118 --> 00:16:42,926 - You can control me. 427 00:16:42,926 --> 00:16:45,926 (Brittany laughing) 428 00:16:48,636 --> 00:16:50,340 - Oh! - Damn. 429 00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:54,120 - Sages hook me up with that L.A. River! 430 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:57,018 I'm feeling, ooh, you guys are cute! 431 00:16:57,018 --> 00:17:02,018 I'm feeling really Denzel like I'm giving all 432 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:04,493 you motherfuckers drinks! 433 00:17:04,493 --> 00:17:07,851 You get a Jager, you get a whisker and vodky. 434 00:17:07,851 --> 00:17:10,697 King Kong ain't got nothing! 435 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,617 (Jackson retching) 436 00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:14,200 - [David] Oh, shit! 437 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:20,326 (gentle jazz music) - Yeah, fuck yeah. 438 00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:21,880 Ah. - Let's do it! 439 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,310 - Oh shit! - I can't wait 440 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,567 to see your little dicky. - It's not little. 441 00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:26,944 - Yeah, prove it. 442 00:17:26,944 --> 00:17:28,194 Mm, mm, mm, mm. 443 00:17:30,202 --> 00:17:33,021 Get on the bed. - Oh, shit! 444 00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:35,760 - Do you like to get smacked? - Yeah. 445 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,468 Leave that right there. 446 00:17:37,468 --> 00:17:38,508 - Ah! - Oh, shit! 447 00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:39,341 - Ah! 448 00:17:42,348 --> 00:17:46,238 Oh, you like getting smothered, don't you? 449 00:17:46,238 --> 00:17:47,895 - No, no, no, no. - No? 450 00:17:47,895 --> 00:17:49,810 - Look, I can't hold this together 451 00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:52,790 with the pillow again. - Oh yeah. 452 00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:54,720 You like getting rough? - Whoa, whoa. 453 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:55,553 Shit! - Do you like that? 454 00:17:55,553 --> 00:17:56,712 - That's a little bit rougher. - Yeah? 455 00:17:56,712 --> 00:17:57,545 You want your nipples, too? 456 00:17:57,545 --> 00:17:59,386 - No, I don't like any of that shit. 457 00:17:59,386 --> 00:18:00,219 - Mm! 458 00:18:01,606 --> 00:18:02,439 Mm. 459 00:18:03,802 --> 00:18:06,826 - Dearly beloved, we are gathered here. 460 00:18:06,826 --> 00:18:09,466 Welcome to your wedding, Luke! 461 00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:10,299 Tying the knot, 462 00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:12,992 committing yourself to life, bro! 463 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,210 - Hi, sweetie pie! 464 00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:16,980 It's our wedding day. 465 00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:21,133 You love me and you're gonna be with me forever and ever! 466 00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:24,017 - That's right! 467 00:18:24,017 --> 00:18:29,495 This is your ball and chain. - You're stuck with me for the rest of your life! 468 00:18:29,495 --> 00:18:31,408 - For the rest of your life! 469 00:18:31,408 --> 00:18:33,567 - [David And Jackson] For the rest of your life! 470 00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:34,835 - [Women] The rest of your life. 471 00:18:34,835 --> 00:18:37,835 (maniacal laughing) 472 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,130 - Luke, wake up! 473 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,297 Wake up! - Huh? 474 00:18:54,213 --> 00:18:55,046 - Hi! 475 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,674 I love you! 476 00:18:58,674 --> 00:19:00,060 (Luke laughing) 477 00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:01,607 - I'm sorry? 478 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,326 - I love you! 479 00:19:03,326 --> 00:19:04,669 Yes, I do! 480 00:19:04,669 --> 00:19:07,177 - Oh, we just met yesterday! 481 00:19:07,177 --> 00:19:10,690 - I decided we could be really good together 482 00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:13,630 like Lucy and Ricky or Sid and Nancy. 483 00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,736 - Oh, God, okay. 484 00:19:15,736 --> 00:19:17,530 Listen. (Aimee gasping) 485 00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:19,143 - You wanna meet my mom? 486 00:19:20,905 --> 00:19:22,822 - Hm-mm. - One second. 487 00:19:22,822 --> 00:19:23,765 (Aimee humming) 488 00:19:23,765 --> 00:19:24,840 (phone ringing) - What are you doing? 489 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,307 - Hi, Mom! - Hi, dear! 490 00:19:26,307 --> 00:19:28,021 - [Luke] Oh, your mom is on the phone. 491 00:19:28,021 --> 00:19:29,420 - What are you doing? 492 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,504 - I want you to meet someone! - Ooh, who is it? 493 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,504 Is he a boy? 494 00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,745 Does he look like Channing Tatum? 495 00:19:35,745 --> 00:19:36,578 Oh! - Mm. 496 00:19:36,578 --> 00:19:38,270 - [Mother] I do hope you've met a nice boy. 497 00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:39,640 - I did! 498 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:40,700 - When do I get to meet him? 499 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,358 I can book my ticket right now. 500 00:19:42,358 --> 00:19:43,833 Burbank or LAX? 501 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:44,914 - I don't know, sweetie. 502 00:19:44,914 --> 00:19:46,517 You think Burbank or LAX? 503 00:19:46,517 --> 00:19:47,350 (Luke scoffing) 504 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:48,183 - Where is he? - I do not know. 505 00:19:48,183 --> 00:19:50,135 - He's right here! - Oh, hi! 506 00:19:50,135 --> 00:19:52,491 You see? - Hi, handsome! 507 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,133 - Hi! - Oh! 508 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:56,273 Oh my gosh, he's so cute, Aimee. 509 00:19:56,273 --> 00:19:58,859 (Luke scoffing) So when are you 510 00:19:58,859 --> 00:20:00,463 gonna pop the question? 511 00:20:00,463 --> 00:20:01,296 - Ooh! - Yeah! 512 00:20:01,296 --> 00:20:02,700 When are you gonna pop the question? 513 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,090 - Oh, mm, my! 514 00:20:04,090 --> 00:20:06,002 That is not what this is! 515 00:20:06,002 --> 00:20:07,373 (Aimee laughing) 516 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,364 - Has he seen your wedding Pinterest board? 517 00:20:10,364 --> 00:20:12,620 I'm pin a picture to it right now. 518 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:13,720 - Okay. 519 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:16,231 Oh, Mom, we gotta go, okay? 520 00:20:16,231 --> 00:20:17,064 Oh! 521 00:20:17,064 --> 00:20:18,558 (Aimee laughing) 522 00:20:18,558 --> 00:20:19,391 - Okay, what's he doing? - All right, love you! 523 00:20:19,391 --> 00:20:21,609 - He is trashed? - Okay, kiss my mom bye. 524 00:20:21,609 --> 00:20:22,442 - Hm-mm. 525 00:20:22,442 --> 00:20:23,560 - Kiss her bye. - Mm. 526 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,200 - Bye! (mother humming) 527 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,351 - Okay, okay, I did that. 528 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:27,518 - Muah! - Muah! 529 00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:30,049 - I'm sorry, she's kinda crazy. 530 00:20:30,049 --> 00:20:34,137 - Kind of crazy? - But that made her so happy. 531 00:20:34,137 --> 00:20:37,493 She's been on my case since I broke up with my exactly. 532 00:20:39,677 --> 00:20:41,863 - I am sorry about your ex, but I-- 533 00:20:41,863 --> 00:20:43,110 - Oh, no, no, no! 534 00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:45,070 He still lives with me. 535 00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:48,274 He's my roommate. - Hey, good luck, buddy! 536 00:20:48,274 --> 00:20:50,170 - Thanks! - Okay, I'm outta here. 537 00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:51,019 - No! - Yeah. 538 00:20:51,019 --> 00:20:52,789 - Don't go! - I've got to go! 539 00:20:52,789 --> 00:20:53,797 - No! - I've got to go. 540 00:20:53,797 --> 00:20:55,867 - No! - Okay, I am just go-- 541 00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:57,488 - Oh, before you go. 542 00:20:57,488 --> 00:20:58,954 Ooh, ah, ah. 543 00:20:58,954 --> 00:21:00,940 I love your morning breath. 544 00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:04,423 Mm, breakfast! 545 00:21:04,423 --> 00:21:07,090 (playful music) 546 00:21:29,545 --> 00:21:32,096 (liquid pouring) 547 00:21:32,096 --> 00:21:35,253 (loud fizzing) 548 00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:37,089 - Mm. - All right, spill it, David. 549 00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:38,810 I heard y'all banging to Taylor Swift 550 00:21:38,810 --> 00:21:40,100 and I need all the deets. 551 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,915 - Yeah, the sex was amazing last night, 552 00:21:41,915 --> 00:21:44,854 but her music choices were surprisingly white. 553 00:21:44,854 --> 00:21:47,230 - I wonder if Luke got laid last night. 554 00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:48,410 - Of course Luke got laid last night. 555 00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:49,710 He's our Sinatra. 556 00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:51,372 - Does that make me Sammy Davis Jr.? 557 00:21:51,372 --> 00:21:53,050 ♪ Sha-boing, boing, man ♪ 558 00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:57,620 ♪ She was tall, and tan, and young, and lovely ♪ 559 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:58,830 - Oh, ho, oh! 560 00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:01,885 What's up, Luke? - What up, Luke? 561 00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:03,740 - Shit, guys! 562 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,931 I've got a big problem. 563 00:22:05,931 --> 00:22:08,150 She said that she loves me. 564 00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:09,245 - Oh! - Ooh! 565 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,700 - Yeah, she dropped the L-bomb! 566 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,239 - Yeah, you're on your own with that one. 567 00:22:13,239 --> 00:22:14,072 - [David] Oh, you've got yourself 568 00:22:14,072 --> 00:22:15,040 in a classic rom-com. 569 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,410 Did you wake up this morning ask yourself, 570 00:22:16,410 --> 00:22:17,753 why does Rob Reiner direct my life? 571 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,749 - Hey, this is "As Good As It Gets." 572 00:22:19,749 --> 00:22:21,273 - Are Helen Hunt's thoughts in your head? 573 00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:22,960 - All right, stop it. - Right now? 574 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:23,800 - Wait, wait, wait, no. 575 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,200 Does this Aimee own "27 Dresses"? 576 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,033 - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Fuck you guys. 577 00:22:27,033 --> 00:22:28,560 - No, no, no, Jackson, Jackson. 578 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:29,450 She's "Never Been Kissed." 579 00:22:29,450 --> 00:22:30,787 - Ah! - Are you done yet? 580 00:22:30,787 --> 00:22:31,632 - No. - No, we're not done 581 00:22:31,632 --> 00:22:33,027 'cause soon you'll be asking yourself, 582 00:22:33,027 --> 00:22:34,130 "Why Did I Get Married?" 583 00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:35,203 One and two. 584 00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:39,030 - Is that a movie? - Tyler Perry movie. 585 00:22:39,030 --> 00:22:41,504 It's a whole big thing - Gotcha, I gotcha. 586 00:22:41,504 --> 00:22:42,337 - You guys have not seen. - I gotcha. 587 00:22:42,337 --> 00:22:43,650 - You definitely should watch. - I don't think you guys 588 00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:45,439 grasp the magnitude of this, okay? 589 00:22:45,439 --> 00:22:48,960 Aimee is in love with me and she's my coworker. 590 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,971 - Mm-hmm. - And I just met her mom. 591 00:22:50,971 --> 00:22:52,428 - Oh! - Oh, wow! 592 00:22:52,428 --> 00:22:54,500 - You should lead with that. - That's classic Reiner. 593 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,037 - Yeah. - That's classic Reiner. 594 00:22:56,037 --> 00:22:57,960 Oh, I mean, did you say something to her 595 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:58,793 that might make her think 596 00:22:58,793 --> 00:23:00,310 that this is more than sex? - No! 597 00:23:00,310 --> 00:23:02,155 She kissed me and then I just, I went with it. 598 00:23:02,155 --> 00:23:05,756 - So she has been kissed! - Oh, she's imprinted on you! 599 00:23:05,756 --> 00:23:08,500 - Yeah, like "Twilight." 600 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:09,980 - Yeah, maybe she'll just forget about it 601 00:23:09,980 --> 00:23:12,310 and then this thing will just go away. 602 00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:13,270 - Yeah! - Right, right? 603 00:23:13,270 --> 00:23:14,103 - Right. - Of course. 604 00:23:14,103 --> 00:23:16,895 - Mm-hmm, you're good. (phone dinging) 605 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,300 - Oh, God, it's happening, it's happening! 606 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:20,277 It's happening! - Okay, oh! 607 00:23:20,277 --> 00:23:21,110 Whoa, whoa, whoa. - No, no, no, no. 608 00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:22,340 - No, no, no, no. - I don't want that. 609 00:23:22,340 --> 00:23:23,864 I don't want. - Oh, okay, okay. 610 00:23:23,864 --> 00:23:25,690 All right, all right, oh. (phone dinging) 611 00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:28,665 - God, oh. (David laughing) 612 00:23:28,665 --> 00:23:31,060 - Oh, oh! - Ah, okay, okay. 613 00:23:31,060 --> 00:23:32,041 All right, calm down, calm down. 614 00:23:32,041 --> 00:23:34,490 This just calls for some heavy recon. 615 00:23:34,490 --> 00:23:36,937 - I need a new idea. 616 00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:38,233 - Okay. 617 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,490 - You guys got any new ideas? 618 00:23:41,490 --> 00:23:43,850 - Mm, I'm so glad that you asked me. 619 00:23:43,850 --> 00:23:45,250 You can tell her that you're gay. 620 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:47,540 You can get on Grindr and suck a bunch of dicks. 621 00:23:47,540 --> 00:23:49,331 - No, no! 622 00:23:49,331 --> 00:23:50,700 - Okay, all right, hold on. 623 00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:53,400 Maybe we're going about this the wrong way. 624 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,030 - I'm fine, I'm listening. 625 00:23:55,030 --> 00:23:56,360 - Every single time that you're trying to ditch a girl, 626 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,700 it's because of sex, right? 627 00:23:57,700 --> 00:24:00,570 Sex gets in the way. - Okay. 628 00:24:00,570 --> 00:24:02,590 - Well, what if you took sex out of the equation? 629 00:24:02,590 --> 00:24:04,140 I mean, completely off the table. 630 00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:06,142 If she can't have sex with you, she'll go away. 631 00:24:06,142 --> 00:24:09,910 - I'm not following. - Sex addiction, dude. 632 00:24:09,910 --> 00:24:11,168 Tell her you're a sex addict! 633 00:24:11,168 --> 00:24:13,440 (Luke laughing) 634 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,605 - Pretend I'm a sex addict? 635 00:24:15,605 --> 00:24:18,516 Pretend I'm a sex addict! 636 00:24:18,516 --> 00:24:21,183 (Luke laughing) 637 00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:25,570 - Sex addiction. - What about it? 638 00:24:25,570 --> 00:24:27,200 - It's your new story. 639 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,029 The guide to sleeping with a sex addict. 640 00:24:29,029 --> 00:24:31,350 - What's your angle? - I don't know! 641 00:24:31,350 --> 00:24:34,619 Pretend to fall in love with one of those horny fucks. 642 00:24:34,619 --> 00:24:36,860 Play with his emotions. 643 00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:38,676 Get him to break the rules of the program. 644 00:24:38,676 --> 00:24:40,413 Everybody loves a bad boy! 645 00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:43,031 Sex sells, addiction sells. 646 00:24:43,031 --> 00:24:46,700 Come on, you're the king of dating and gossip. 647 00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:48,119 Claim your throne! 648 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,333 - Mm, I don't know. 649 00:24:51,288 --> 00:24:53,670 (Kara sighing) 650 00:24:53,670 --> 00:24:55,840 It seems kinda messed up. 651 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,791 - Oh, please, come on! 652 00:24:57,791 --> 00:25:01,403 I know it's not journalism, but it is what it is. 653 00:25:02,873 --> 00:25:06,721 - It's a good thing you pay me well. 654 00:25:06,721 --> 00:25:08,540 I'll do some research. 655 00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:10,870 And it's the queen of dating and gossip, 656 00:25:10,870 --> 00:25:12,613 thank you very much. - That you are! 657 00:25:12,613 --> 00:25:15,424 Ooh, 10 minutes to get 500 steps. 658 00:25:15,424 --> 00:25:17,951 (loud exhaling) 659 00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:19,201 Oh, I got this! 660 00:25:20,249 --> 00:25:23,477 - Ooh, are you trying to get weird at work 661 00:25:23,477 --> 00:25:25,900 because bubble wrap makes me horny! 662 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,337 - Okay, I can't date you, okay? 663 00:25:30,293 --> 00:25:32,352 - What do you mean, you can't date me? 664 00:25:32,352 --> 00:25:34,700 We had sex! - I know. 665 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,430 - You were in me! - Okay, I know. 666 00:25:36,430 --> 00:25:39,630 - Your penis was in me! - Whoa, you and volume. 667 00:25:39,630 --> 00:25:40,975 Volume. - Is there another woman? 668 00:25:40,975 --> 00:25:43,112 - No, there's no other woman. 669 00:25:43,112 --> 00:25:44,930 - Then is it something I said? 670 00:25:44,930 --> 00:25:46,580 Is it because of my flat nipples, isn't it? 671 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:48,180 Is it because I don't moan loud enough 672 00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:50,179 because I can moan louder. - Oh, stop, stop. 673 00:25:50,179 --> 00:25:51,444 - I've been practicing like, ah, yeah! 674 00:25:51,444 --> 00:25:53,747 - Okay, stop, stop! - Yeah, like that! 675 00:25:53,747 --> 00:25:55,180 - Aimee, stop, stop! 676 00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:56,083 Listen, sh! 677 00:25:57,124 --> 00:25:59,438 I'm a sex addict. 678 00:25:59,438 --> 00:26:02,514 - Good! - No, not like that. 679 00:26:02,514 --> 00:26:04,735 I'm recovering. 680 00:26:04,735 --> 00:26:07,746 - So that's a thing? 681 00:26:07,746 --> 00:26:10,105 - Yeah, it's a thing. 682 00:26:10,105 --> 00:26:15,105 I'm in a program and I had a minor relapse this weekend. 683 00:26:16,150 --> 00:26:21,150 That's all that this was, and I can't pursue us any further. 684 00:26:21,811 --> 00:26:25,130 - Wow, I am shook. - I know, 685 00:26:25,130 --> 00:26:30,130 but I have to do this for me, okay? 686 00:26:31,088 --> 00:26:33,300 - I'm heartbroken! 687 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,120 You were supposed to be my Alfon. 688 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,334 I was gonna be your arm candy. 689 00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:39,365 We were gonna be Lukee! 690 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:41,018 - Okay, okay, stop. 691 00:26:41,018 --> 00:26:42,862 Stop, wait, Lukee, Lukee? 692 00:26:42,862 --> 00:26:45,550 - Luke and Aimee. 693 00:26:45,550 --> 00:26:48,800 - Okay, I'm gonna go on my side of the office 694 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,363 and you just stay on yours, kay? 695 00:26:51,363 --> 00:26:52,900 - Oh, honey, just breathe. 696 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:55,160 This is just our first fight! - No, no! 697 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,530 It's not. 698 00:26:56,530 --> 00:26:57,363 We're done. 699 00:26:58,823 --> 00:27:01,823 - You will fall in love with me, Luke Peters! 700 00:27:04,677 --> 00:27:06,053 - Ooh! 701 00:27:06,053 --> 00:27:08,636 (gentle music) 702 00:27:18,223 --> 00:27:20,081 (Luke urinating) (door squeaking) 703 00:27:20,081 --> 00:27:21,016 - Luke! - Oh! 704 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:24,091 Oh. - Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke. - Okay. - How you doing, buddy? 705 00:27:24,091 --> 00:27:25,210 I'm good. 706 00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:27,720 Hello, Mr. Adams. - I heard you 707 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,190 speaking about your sex addiction with the new girl 708 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,860 just a moment ago. 709 00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:32,920 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 710 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,040 - You heard? 711 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,260 You heard that? - I did, I heard that, 712 00:27:35,260 --> 00:27:38,100 and I just wanna give you a confession saying that, 713 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:40,370 well, I got my four year chips 714 00:27:40,370 --> 00:27:42,301 in at my desk drawer right now. 715 00:27:42,301 --> 00:27:44,180 - Oh, I didn't have, I had no idea. 716 00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:47,350 - Oh yeah, yeah, we come in all shapes and sizes. 717 00:27:47,350 --> 00:27:49,540 Oh, nice shoes, buddy. 718 00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:51,350 - Oh. - Wow, where'd you get those? 719 00:27:51,350 --> 00:27:52,881 No, no, no, I'm not looking. 720 00:27:52,881 --> 00:27:54,770 How you use it says a lot. 721 00:27:54,770 --> 00:27:56,220 All right? - Right! 722 00:27:56,220 --> 00:27:58,600 - And let me tell you, the road to recovery, 723 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,230 well, buddy, it's been a journey, Luke. 724 00:28:00,230 --> 00:28:01,630 It sure has. - Mm-hmm. 725 00:28:01,630 --> 00:28:03,900 Well, listen, I'm gonna-- - Luke, I'm sorry. 726 00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:05,623 It's on my heart, I gotta say it. 727 00:28:06,730 --> 00:28:09,020 I would like to invite you to my group. 728 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:11,875 Now listen, it's a small gathering of us, 729 00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:15,810 well, sex addicts, but we help one another 730 00:28:15,810 --> 00:28:17,850 through our problems of everyday life. 731 00:28:17,850 --> 00:28:18,870 - Okay. - We've got our own 732 00:28:18,870 --> 00:28:21,045 little dirty secrets right here, huh? 733 00:28:21,045 --> 00:28:22,618 (Luke laughing) - Yeah. 734 00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,130 - And these hands, buddy, well, let me tell you, 735 00:28:24,130 --> 00:28:25,940 they've seen all of tantric orgasms 736 00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:27,188 to Renegade anal plate. 737 00:28:27,188 --> 00:28:28,021 Pinkies! 738 00:28:28,021 --> 00:28:29,510 (laughing) 739 00:28:29,510 --> 00:28:32,106 I used to be an old Jack Nicholson in the sack. 740 00:28:32,106 --> 00:28:33,496 Here's Adams! 741 00:28:33,496 --> 00:28:34,870 (laughing) 742 00:28:34,870 --> 00:28:37,780 But then I stop and I notice my trigger 743 00:28:37,780 --> 00:28:40,897 before I move forward, and that is how I've been able 744 00:28:40,897 --> 00:28:42,665 to deal with this illness. 745 00:28:42,665 --> 00:28:44,050 - Yeah. - So what do you say? 746 00:28:44,050 --> 00:28:47,840 You wanna give it a shot - Mm, well, I appreciate 747 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,336 the offer, sir, but I just don't have the time. 748 00:28:49,336 --> 00:28:50,680 - Ah (mumbles). 749 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:51,730 Nonsense! 750 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,280 Now I have to let you know, Luke. 751 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,890 Well, you need recovery, son. 752 00:28:56,890 --> 00:28:58,310 It's the only way to move forward 753 00:28:58,310 --> 00:29:00,900 and well, this is the crossroads. 754 00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:02,663 I can't take no for an answer. 755 00:29:04,643 --> 00:29:07,084 - Yes, sir. - Well! 756 00:29:07,084 --> 00:29:09,050 Well, it's decided then. 757 00:29:09,050 --> 00:29:11,627 Okay, well, I will see you at 4:00 p.m. 758 00:29:11,627 --> 00:29:12,530 (laughing) 759 00:29:12,530 --> 00:29:14,120 Make sure you wash, all right? 760 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,453 Wow! 761 00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:16,400 (laughing) 762 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,322 (door squeaking) 763 00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:19,905 (gentle music) 764 00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:33,354 (shutter clicking) 765 00:29:40,475 --> 00:29:41,308 - Oh man, Jackson. 766 00:29:41,308 --> 00:29:42,440 I just saw the-- - What the fuck? 767 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,118 - Oh, why is your dick out? 768 00:29:44,118 --> 00:29:46,479 - Okay, see, this is what I do at work. 769 00:29:46,479 --> 00:29:49,971 I gotta keep the dick pics coming through fresh. 770 00:29:49,971 --> 00:29:51,390 - Oh, this is what you do at work? 771 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:53,150 - Dick pics are in high demand! 772 00:29:53,150 --> 00:29:54,470 - Why don't you send the same one? 773 00:29:54,470 --> 00:29:56,890 - Did Pam Anderson have one centerfold 774 00:29:56,890 --> 00:29:58,998 when she became Playmate of the Year? 775 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:02,163 No, so I just can't have one pic! 776 00:30:02,163 --> 00:30:04,060 - Okay, it's still not a thing 777 00:30:04,060 --> 00:30:05,480 you should be doing at work, okay. 778 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,330 Jesus! - Luke. 779 00:30:07,330 --> 00:30:08,930 - Hey, oh, whoa, whoa! 780 00:30:08,930 --> 00:30:09,970 What the fuck, Jackson? 781 00:30:09,970 --> 00:30:12,488 Put your dick away, man. - Anyway, man, you fools 782 00:30:12,488 --> 00:30:14,290 don't get it. 783 00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:17,361 What you doing tonight? - Oh, well, I have kind of 784 00:30:17,361 --> 00:30:21,201 been sort of invited to an actual sex addict meeting 785 00:30:21,201 --> 00:30:24,730 with Mr. Adams. - Mr. Adams is a sex addict? 786 00:30:24,730 --> 00:30:25,563 I knew it. 787 00:30:25,563 --> 00:30:26,497 He be talking about his booty too much. 788 00:30:26,497 --> 00:30:28,780 - Good luck with that! - Oh my God! 789 00:30:32,079 --> 00:30:34,910 (shutter clicking) 790 00:30:34,910 --> 00:30:38,372 (playful music) 791 00:30:38,372 --> 00:30:39,490 (faint chattering) 792 00:30:39,490 --> 00:30:41,440 - [Leader] Everyone' let's take a seat. 793 00:30:42,279 --> 00:30:46,362 - Everyone, I brought a guest. 794 00:30:46,362 --> 00:30:47,423 - Hi! 795 00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:51,350 - Oh, okay, don't don't be shy. 796 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:54,793 Go ahead, please. - Oh boy, okay. 797 00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:58,333 Hi! 798 00:30:58,333 --> 00:31:02,603 I'm Luke and hmm, I'm a sex addict. 799 00:31:04,890 --> 00:31:07,342 - [Group] Hi, Luke! 800 00:31:07,342 --> 00:31:10,500 - Feel free to talk whenever you feel 801 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:11,500 the need to open up. 802 00:31:12,474 --> 00:31:14,850 - Oh, I am not a big talker. 803 00:31:14,850 --> 00:31:16,690 And I'm also not into any weird shit 804 00:31:16,690 --> 00:31:18,060 like blumpkins and golden shower. 805 00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:19,800 - Oh, no, no, no, let's not make fun 806 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,120 of anyone, Luke. 807 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,280 There may be people here 808 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,760 who are struggling with that. 809 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:24,811 - Ah, shit, sorry. 810 00:31:24,811 --> 00:31:26,720 Sorry, sorry, guys, sorry. 811 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,390 - Well then, we'll work 812 00:31:28,390 --> 00:31:30,740 on your communication with the group. 813 00:31:30,740 --> 00:31:32,730 The important thing is that you know 814 00:31:32,730 --> 00:31:34,720 we're here for you, Luke. 815 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,546 We help each other through our addiction, 816 00:31:37,546 --> 00:31:39,730 keep each other in check. 817 00:31:39,730 --> 00:31:42,238 But we also just talk about life and try to get through it. 818 00:31:42,238 --> 00:31:46,090 Now unlike regular 12-step programs, 819 00:31:46,090 --> 00:31:48,650 this is more of an invite only type thing. 820 00:31:48,650 --> 00:31:51,655 So I am so glad that Adams brought you 821 00:31:51,655 --> 00:31:53,736 to our inner circle. 822 00:31:53,736 --> 00:31:56,226 Oh, and I'd be lying if I didn't say 823 00:31:56,226 --> 00:31:58,700 that Scandal came up every now and again. 824 00:31:58,700 --> 00:31:59,533 - Oh! - Yeah. 825 00:32:00,938 --> 00:32:01,771 - Yeah. (women laughing) 826 00:32:01,771 --> 00:32:03,080 - All right, I need to share. 827 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,118 I'm Tim, of course. 828 00:32:04,118 --> 00:32:06,860 I check in with you guys regularly. 829 00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:09,150 I have a month long business trip coming up in Tokyo. 830 00:32:09,150 --> 00:32:11,440 Full disclosure, getting it out there. 831 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,850 Tokyo is sort of my trigger. 832 00:32:13,850 --> 00:32:16,116 Not hookers, the city. 833 00:32:16,116 --> 00:32:18,806 (Luke laughing) Hey, yeah, the literal city 834 00:32:18,806 --> 00:32:21,473 of Tokyo gets me suppress. 835 00:32:23,087 --> 00:32:26,393 Revelers suppress this by watching Wolf Blitzer. 836 00:32:27,359 --> 00:32:31,379 So hopefully I can broadcast CNN from Japan. 837 00:32:31,379 --> 00:32:34,060 - Wolf helps me with my urges, too. 838 00:32:34,060 --> 00:32:36,570 He's kina this group's hidden secret. 839 00:32:36,570 --> 00:32:39,190 He's just so boring. 840 00:32:39,190 --> 00:32:40,540 - Mm. - Know what I mean? 841 00:32:40,540 --> 00:32:41,373 - If we're talking about CNN, 842 00:32:41,373 --> 00:32:44,182 I have two words, Don Lemon. 843 00:32:44,182 --> 00:32:45,710 - This from the guy who will suck 844 00:32:45,710 --> 00:32:47,123 literally anybody's dick. 845 00:32:47,123 --> 00:32:49,595 - I had a relapse, Peter. 846 00:32:49,595 --> 00:32:51,640 Okay, I thought this was a safe place 847 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,303 to talk about it. - It is. 848 00:32:54,770 --> 00:32:55,603 It is. 849 00:32:55,603 --> 00:32:59,143 It just still hurts. - It's okay to be curious. 850 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:01,400 Temptation is real. 851 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,720 Temptation is around us every day. 852 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,178 It's how we deal with that temptation 853 00:33:07,178 --> 00:33:09,340 that makes the difference. 854 00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:10,790 Thank you for sharing, Scott. 855 00:33:11,852 --> 00:33:13,083 - Okay! 856 00:33:14,149 --> 00:33:16,510 Hey, Luke, I'm Connie. 857 00:33:16,510 --> 00:33:18,990 I'm a sex addict and a fantasy addict. 858 00:33:18,990 --> 00:33:22,442 And as you all know, I get very aroused 859 00:33:22,442 --> 00:33:25,109 watching Conan O'Brien on TV. 860 00:33:25,109 --> 00:33:27,295 - And what, Connie, what did with say about Conan? 861 00:33:27,295 --> 00:33:29,380 Don't give into your trigger. 862 00:33:29,380 --> 00:33:31,440 Those fiery locks will not fill your void 863 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,980 once you break. - Ah, it's the way 864 00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:34,410 that he touches his nipple 865 00:33:34,410 --> 00:33:36,304 in that opening monologue. 866 00:33:36,304 --> 00:33:41,304 I wanna switch to Jimmy Fallon, but I just can't! 867 00:33:41,460 --> 00:33:43,527 - You gotta get the Wolf Blitzer treatment! 868 00:33:43,527 --> 00:33:44,360 - Oh! 869 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,193 (mumbles) 870 00:33:45,193 --> 00:33:47,930 9/11, 9/11, fat Garth Brooks, Wolf Blitzer, 871 00:33:47,930 --> 00:33:50,170 Wolf Blitzer, Wolf Blitzer, Wolf Blizter, Wolf Blitzer. 872 00:33:50,170 --> 00:33:51,280 Oh God, I feel I feel so much better 873 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,273 after I share with you guys, really. 874 00:33:56,740 --> 00:33:59,239 - And we have a temporary visitor within the group. 875 00:33:59,239 --> 00:34:01,791 Her name is Kara, and she's gonna be taking notes 876 00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:04,192 on sex addiction for her degree. 877 00:34:04,192 --> 00:34:05,420 - Hi, everyone. 878 00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:08,138 I'm doing my dissertation on modern sex addiction. 879 00:34:08,138 --> 00:34:11,287 Everything is confidential and anonymous. 880 00:34:11,287 --> 00:34:13,405 - She'll be with us for about a month. 881 00:34:13,405 --> 00:34:15,310 Let's make her feel at home. 882 00:34:15,310 --> 00:34:18,254 - Oh no, actually just pretend like I'm a fly on the wall. 883 00:34:18,254 --> 00:34:20,120 Speak freely about your addiction 884 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,270 like I'm not even here. 885 00:34:22,176 --> 00:34:25,906 - Okay, well, as you know, I am dating an emo. 886 00:34:25,906 --> 00:34:28,680 He's abstinent, and we're working 887 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,663 on penetrating our feelings. 888 00:34:31,663 --> 00:34:36,663 - And ever since then, I refused to get a rim job, so, wait. 889 00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:40,077 I have misplaced my cellular device inside. 890 00:34:40,077 --> 00:34:41,810 I will be right back. 891 00:34:41,810 --> 00:34:42,710 Don't move. 892 00:34:42,710 --> 00:34:44,400 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! - Okay. 893 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,233 Hoo! 894 00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:48,771 Hey! - Hey! 895 00:34:48,771 --> 00:34:51,020 - I'm Luke. - I know. 896 00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:52,787 I met you earlier. - Right, right. 897 00:34:52,787 --> 00:34:56,800 - By the way, I'm into blumpkins and golden showers. 898 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,990 - Oh, I am so sorry. 899 00:34:58,990 --> 00:35:01,264 I didn't mean to-- - I'm just fucking with you. 900 00:35:01,264 --> 00:35:04,610 - (laughing) You had me going there. 901 00:35:04,610 --> 00:35:06,200 - How'd you get an invite to this thing? 902 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:10,623 - Mr. Adams is my boss, and I came out to him. 903 00:35:11,672 --> 00:35:13,719 Not in that way. 904 00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,523 I'm not gay. 905 00:35:15,523 --> 00:35:19,383 I support the gays, I just don't do the-- 906 00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:22,608 - Mm-hmm. - I work for him at Buzzstory. 907 00:35:22,608 --> 00:35:23,860 - Oh, right on. 908 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:27,170 I actually write for, I mean, I like to watch 909 00:35:27,170 --> 00:35:30,211 Best Story Videos when I'm not trying to adult. 910 00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:32,882 - Well, adulting can be overrated. 911 00:35:32,882 --> 00:35:35,607 - It was nice to meet you. - Oh, you too. 912 00:35:35,607 --> 00:35:37,374 Got the same thing on! 913 00:35:37,374 --> 00:35:38,460 - Oh, right. 914 00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:39,974 I'm gonna go home and change. 915 00:35:39,974 --> 00:35:40,807 - Okay. 916 00:35:43,994 --> 00:35:47,047 - Oh, it's perfect! - Mm-hmm. 917 00:35:47,047 --> 00:35:48,380 - It has little antennas and shit. 918 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,650 - Oh! - I'm telling you guys 919 00:35:50,650 --> 00:35:53,777 it's the best smoking device I ever made. 920 00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:56,073 - Oh, man. (faint speaking) 921 00:35:56,073 --> 00:35:57,343 - Oh! - Ooh, Luke! 922 00:35:57,343 --> 00:35:58,470 There he is! - Oh, my Luke! 923 00:35:58,470 --> 00:36:01,300 - What's up, my boy? - Hey, guys. 924 00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:04,610 So you finally finished the caterpillar? 925 00:36:04,610 --> 00:36:05,997 - [David] Oh, we're getting fucked up tonight! 926 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,638 - Chart Tuesdays! - Ah! 927 00:36:07,638 --> 00:36:09,837 That's why I brought Sid's mystery juice! 928 00:36:09,837 --> 00:36:12,496 - Ah. - Oh, what is in that? 929 00:36:12,496 --> 00:36:15,231 - Let's find out. 930 00:36:15,231 --> 00:36:17,189 - Okay, all right. 931 00:36:17,189 --> 00:36:18,317 - Hoo! 932 00:36:18,317 --> 00:36:20,638 - Ah, I can smell it from here. 933 00:36:20,638 --> 00:36:21,471 Wow, mm. 934 00:36:23,420 --> 00:36:25,270 - Okay, there is no-- - It is crazy. 935 00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:27,635 - Turning back now! - Oh, ho, ho. 936 00:36:27,635 --> 00:36:28,690 - Okay, all right. - Yeah! 937 00:36:28,690 --> 00:36:32,120 - Woo! - So the boys caught me 938 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,617 up to speed on your newest scheme, Luke. 939 00:36:34,617 --> 00:36:37,070 Risky waters you're entering. 940 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:38,520 - I've got everything under control. 941 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:42,176 And surprisingly, the first meeting wasn't that bad. 942 00:36:42,176 --> 00:36:43,430 - Mm. 943 00:36:43,430 --> 00:36:46,116 - And actually, I met a really cute girl. 944 00:36:46,116 --> 00:36:47,078 - Well, what? 945 00:36:47,078 --> 00:36:48,000 No, you're not Ben Affleck. 946 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,345 Stop putting your dick in things, man. 947 00:36:49,345 --> 00:36:50,880 - I'm gonna hook up with her. 948 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:51,713 - No. 949 00:36:51,713 --> 00:36:52,560 You've got to be kidding me. - What? 950 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,190 She seemed into me! - No, no. 951 00:36:54,190 --> 00:36:55,914 You gotta get out while you still can. 952 00:36:55,914 --> 00:36:58,400 - Who's up? - I'll hit it. 953 00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,500 Here we go, here we go. 954 00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:00,333 - Okay! - Here we go. 955 00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:01,235 All right. 956 00:37:01,235 --> 00:37:02,818 In three, two, one! 957 00:37:09,051 --> 00:37:10,188 Oh, oh! - Whoa! 958 00:37:10,188 --> 00:37:11,928 (David moaning) - Oh yeah! 959 00:37:11,928 --> 00:37:13,733 - Get it! - Oh, ah, that was good. 960 00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:14,850 That's good, that was really good. 961 00:37:14,850 --> 00:37:15,733 - Sure, now give me that thing. 962 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:18,450 - Yeah, all right, here we go, here we go. 963 00:37:18,450 --> 00:37:19,660 - Okay, how do you do this? 964 00:37:19,660 --> 00:37:22,294 - All right, here we go. 965 00:37:22,294 --> 00:37:25,461 - All right. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 966 00:37:25,461 --> 00:37:26,584 Now you got it 967 00:37:26,584 --> 00:37:28,175 (Luke coughing) 968 00:37:28,175 --> 00:37:31,520 - Ooh, hoo, hoo! - Oh, God! 969 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,353 Ah. 970 00:37:32,353 --> 00:37:34,860 (laughing) 971 00:37:34,860 --> 00:37:35,943 Hoo. 972 00:37:35,943 --> 00:37:37,709 I think I'm kinda high. 973 00:37:37,709 --> 00:37:39,071 - Oh yeah. 974 00:37:39,071 --> 00:37:40,435 It's kicking in. 975 00:37:40,435 --> 00:37:42,086 (all laughing) 976 00:37:42,086 --> 00:37:43,411 - I'm really high. 977 00:37:43,411 --> 00:37:46,328 (Jackson laughing) 978 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:52,253 - Hey guys, I'm Seth Rogen. 979 00:37:53,431 --> 00:37:56,569 I date unattainable hot girls 980 00:37:56,569 --> 00:37:59,740 and Craig Robinson is in all my movies. 981 00:37:59,740 --> 00:38:01,571 He's my only black friend! 982 00:38:01,571 --> 00:38:04,154 (men laughing) 983 00:38:05,603 --> 00:38:07,751 - Oh, you smoke my weed, Greg, huh? 984 00:38:07,751 --> 00:38:09,769 - Oh! - You smoking my weed, Greg? 985 00:38:09,769 --> 00:38:10,827 Yeah, you come in here 986 00:38:10,827 --> 00:38:13,000 and you Puff the Magic Dragon, Greg, huh? 987 00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:16,950 - Sasha, Malia, go to bed. 988 00:38:16,950 --> 00:38:20,580 And I just want you to know Donald Trump, 989 00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:22,352 you can wiretap my dick. 990 00:38:22,352 --> 00:38:23,430 (all laughing) 991 00:38:23,430 --> 00:38:24,900 - Larry the Cable Guy here. 992 00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:27,575 Let's put some weed in the puppet and get 'er done! 993 00:38:27,575 --> 00:38:29,571 (all shouting) 994 00:38:29,571 --> 00:38:32,931 ♪ Weed for me, weed for you. ♪ 995 00:38:32,931 --> 00:38:36,900 ♪ We've got another smoking to do ♪ 996 00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:37,733 - Okay, bah! 997 00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:38,996 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 998 00:38:38,996 --> 00:38:40,544 All right, all right, okay, oh, okay. 999 00:38:40,544 --> 00:38:43,090 I (mumbles). 1000 00:38:43,090 --> 00:38:47,170 Bah! First of all, you got to know that this is my weed, 1001 00:38:47,170 --> 00:38:48,600 and I smokin' the weed. 1002 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:52,100 Okay, okay, all right, all right, all right! 1003 00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:54,470 - Wait, wait, wait! - Ah, listen here, boo-boo. 1004 00:38:54,470 --> 00:38:55,340 It's pimpin' in here. 1005 00:38:55,340 --> 00:38:57,645 Pimp down, pimp down, pimpin' the stress a little bit. 1006 00:38:57,645 --> 00:39:00,544 Just get your hands off my Mary Jane! 1007 00:39:00,544 --> 00:39:02,253 (group laughing) 1008 00:39:02,253 --> 00:39:04,155 - What the fuck was that, Luke? 1009 00:39:04,155 --> 00:39:05,670 - What do you mean? 1010 00:39:05,670 --> 00:39:06,980 - You can't do Katt Williams. 1011 00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:08,653 You are white as shit! 1012 00:39:08,653 --> 00:39:10,250 - You did Seth Rogen. 1013 00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:11,550 - Seth Rogen is Jewish. 1014 00:39:11,550 --> 00:39:13,820 Black people and Jewish people, we on the same team. 1015 00:39:13,820 --> 00:39:16,320 - You know what impression's completely ruined? 1016 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,507 Bill Cosby. - Yeah. 1017 00:39:18,507 --> 00:39:19,340 (record scratching) - Yeah. 1018 00:39:19,340 --> 00:39:20,854 - Oh, yeah. - Well, yeah. 1019 00:39:20,854 --> 00:39:24,284 - Got the Jell-O and the pudding 1020 00:39:24,284 --> 00:39:27,202 and got the flipping it, blah, well, pudding! 1021 00:39:27,202 --> 00:39:30,490 They got the pudding in there! 1022 00:39:30,490 --> 00:39:33,481 Come downstairs and get the old, 1023 00:39:33,481 --> 00:39:35,460 get the flip, or flap, or flop, 1024 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:38,751 and just party's smoking weed! 1025 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:41,353 You get to eat all of the-- 1026 00:39:41,353 --> 00:39:42,686 - [All] Pudding! 1027 00:39:43,653 --> 00:39:44,866 - What do you put the weed in? 1028 00:39:44,866 --> 00:39:47,210 Here, you put the weed in a cat up the road 1029 00:39:47,210 --> 00:39:48,648 that you get to make, and you get to see a fat-- 1030 00:39:48,648 --> 00:39:50,328 (loud knocking) 1031 00:39:50,328 --> 00:39:51,503 - Oh. - Oh, oh. 1032 00:39:51,503 --> 00:39:53,701 Oh, that is for-- - That better not be the cops. 1033 00:39:53,701 --> 00:39:56,255 - Me! - Sort of on probation. 1034 00:39:56,255 --> 00:39:58,270 - Pardon me just one. 1035 00:39:58,270 --> 00:39:59,320 Okay, all right. 1036 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,112 - You're on probation? - One second. 1037 00:40:01,112 --> 00:40:04,392 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. - Guys, I've been through cop stuff before. 1038 00:40:04,392 --> 00:40:06,240 Play dead. 1039 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,820 You play dead, the cops won't-- 1040 00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:09,100 - No, I'm not doing that. 1041 00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:10,760 Wendy, play dead. - Oh my God. 1042 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:11,593 This is-- - No, Wendy, please. 1043 00:40:11,593 --> 00:40:13,353 - I'm not doing that. - Act like you a mummy. 1044 00:40:13,353 --> 00:40:17,180 - I'll just, ah. - Wendy, just die slow. 1045 00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:18,213 - Okay. 1046 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:20,277 - Play dead. - God. 1047 00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:22,933 - Hey! 1048 00:40:23,866 --> 00:40:28,266 Are you all smoking out of fruit? 1049 00:40:28,266 --> 00:40:30,887 (upbeat music) 1050 00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:34,812 ♪ A little bit of this and that ♪ 1051 00:40:34,812 --> 00:40:37,950 - Okay, so what's his name? 1052 00:40:37,950 --> 00:40:40,960 - Luke. - Luke, how generic. 1053 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,240 So is he cute? - He's cute, 1054 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:46,040 but Bruno wants me to do the story on him. 1055 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,510 - Oh my God, so wait. 1056 00:40:47,510 --> 00:40:50,080 You are going to con the sex addict 1057 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,258 so he falls for you 1058 00:40:51,258 --> 00:40:52,800 and then you're gonna write about it in your magazine. 1059 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:53,633 - I know. 1060 00:40:53,633 --> 00:40:54,466 It sounds terrible when you put it like that. 1061 00:40:54,466 --> 00:40:55,566 - Yes, it does. - It's my job. 1062 00:40:55,566 --> 00:40:58,280 And I have an Amazon Wish List 1063 00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,478 that's not paying for itself. 1064 00:40:59,478 --> 00:41:01,811 (Andre laughing) 1065 00:41:01,811 --> 00:41:05,633 Oh, well, it seems like he has a secret or something. 1066 00:41:05,633 --> 00:41:07,607 I can't figure out what it is. 1067 00:41:07,607 --> 00:41:09,810 - Maybe he's into barnyard animals 1068 00:41:09,810 --> 00:41:11,897 or old ladies with leg tats. 1069 00:41:11,897 --> 00:41:12,730 (Andre baaing) 1070 00:41:12,730 --> 00:41:15,581 - You're so nasty! (both laughing) 1071 00:41:15,581 --> 00:41:18,081 (light music) 1072 00:41:19,970 --> 00:41:21,880 - What's up, Aimee? - I'm not doing anything! 1073 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,586 - You was making a collage of Luke! 1074 00:41:23,586 --> 00:41:26,670 - It's work related. - Really? 1075 00:41:26,670 --> 00:41:28,410 It don't even matter. 1076 00:41:28,410 --> 00:41:29,860 Hey, what's your Insta 'cause I wanna know 1077 00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:30,693 if you can-- 1078 00:41:31,894 --> 00:41:33,053 Hey. 1079 00:41:33,899 --> 00:41:37,724 Tom, she likes me, huh? 1080 00:41:37,724 --> 00:41:38,557 Yeah. 1081 00:41:41,735 --> 00:41:44,235 (light music) 1082 00:41:46,020 --> 00:41:48,291 - So before we dive into our shares today, 1083 00:41:48,291 --> 00:41:50,706 I'd just like to bring something up. 1084 00:41:50,706 --> 00:41:54,245 Management did email me regarding a cupcake 1085 00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:57,538 being flushed down the toilet. 1086 00:41:57,538 --> 00:42:00,260 So it did back up the system. 1087 00:42:00,260 --> 00:42:01,860 And let's just be mindful 1088 00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:04,450 of putting solid objects down the toilet. 1089 00:42:04,450 --> 00:42:06,300 Also, this is a shared space. 1090 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:08,270 They do a community theater for the kids here, 1091 00:42:08,270 --> 00:42:11,159 so it's gotta function outside of this group. 1092 00:42:11,159 --> 00:42:14,474 Anyway, please, Peter. 1093 00:42:14,474 --> 00:42:17,808 Share with us your feelings about Scott. 1094 00:42:17,808 --> 00:42:18,641 - Mm. 1095 00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:21,793 Obviously Scott and I are together. 1096 00:42:22,890 --> 00:42:24,703 He's the cheater and I'm the drunk. 1097 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,772 After the cheating got really bad, 1098 00:42:29,772 --> 00:42:32,696 I decided it was time to address the problem. 1099 00:42:32,696 --> 00:42:36,490 It just feels like to me, 1100 00:42:36,490 --> 00:42:40,616 every time he tells me he's not out 1101 00:42:40,616 --> 00:42:44,030 fucking other guys, I walk in on him 1102 00:42:44,030 --> 00:42:45,210 fucking other guys. 1103 00:42:45,210 --> 00:42:47,960 - Mm, and that's why you're such a fucking perfect man. 1104 00:42:49,210 --> 00:42:51,870 You down two bottles of Nuala before noon every day. 1105 00:42:51,870 --> 00:42:54,530 - Tempranillo. - No, you pass out 1106 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,230 and sleep through most of the day. 1107 00:42:57,309 --> 00:43:00,540 I hate you when you're drunk. 1108 00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:03,610 And that's why I go to the bars in our neighborhood 1109 00:43:03,610 --> 00:43:06,600 and find a man, any man. 1110 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,800 It doesn't matter. - Any man. 1111 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,430 He'll literally fuck anybody. 1112 00:43:10,430 --> 00:43:13,790 - This lifestyle, it isn't healthy for either of you. 1113 00:43:13,790 --> 00:43:16,600 Now I can't force sobriety on you. 1114 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,080 None of us can. 1115 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,844 You both need to do it yourself. 1116 00:43:20,844 --> 00:43:24,533 You need to decide to listen to your higher power. 1117 00:43:26,275 --> 00:43:29,919 (faint chattering) 1118 00:43:29,919 --> 00:43:33,510 - Hey, I was wondering if maybe 1119 00:43:33,510 --> 00:43:34,970 I can get your phone number in case 1120 00:43:34,970 --> 00:43:36,943 I wanna bounce around ideas. 1121 00:43:36,943 --> 00:43:38,371 (Luke laughing) Is that cool? 1122 00:43:38,371 --> 00:43:39,971 - Oh, totally, my lady! - Okay. 1123 00:43:42,754 --> 00:43:44,673 Was that Jack Black? - Yeah. 1124 00:43:44,673 --> 00:43:47,363 It's just something me and my friends do. 1125 00:43:48,630 --> 00:43:51,079 - I don't hate it. - Oh yeah! 1126 00:43:51,079 --> 00:43:53,319 Would you like me to sing you a song? 1127 00:43:53,319 --> 00:43:55,413 - I don't know, do I? 1128 00:43:55,413 --> 00:43:57,339 - Oh, you do, you do. 1129 00:43:57,339 --> 00:44:01,449 ♪ Kara here's a super cool chick ♪ 1130 00:44:01,449 --> 00:44:04,992 ♪ And now she has my number and that is really sick ♪ 1131 00:44:04,992 --> 00:44:06,697 (rapidly trilling) 1132 00:44:06,697 --> 00:44:07,694 ♪ Boo ♪ 1133 00:44:07,694 --> 00:44:09,050 You gotta do that thing. 1134 00:44:09,050 --> 00:44:10,880 - Yeah, that thing. - Yeah, mm-hmm. 1135 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,200 - That was nice after a really intense meeting. 1136 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,770 - It was pretty intense, right? 1137 00:44:14,770 --> 00:44:16,320 - It was very intense. - Oh, wait. 1138 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,153 There's Luke. - Oh boy. 1139 00:44:17,153 --> 00:44:18,819 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Coming in hot! - Okay. 1140 00:44:18,819 --> 00:44:20,250 - Adams is here. 1141 00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:21,083 (Mr. Adams laughing) 1142 00:44:21,083 --> 00:44:23,158 Listen, with us having such a great productive meeting 1143 00:44:23,158 --> 00:44:26,093 earlier today, I wanna keep the open space open. 1144 00:44:26,093 --> 00:44:28,200 So Kara, listen to this. 1145 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,040 Luke, I want you to head 1146 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,180 the production team tomorrow 1147 00:44:31,180 --> 00:44:32,700 and to the top 10 video. 1148 00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:34,700 Boom! - Oh, what? 1149 00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:36,060 Really? - Yeah! 1150 00:44:36,060 --> 00:44:37,000 - What about Steve, though? 1151 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,277 He's the EP 1152 00:44:38,277 --> 00:44:39,110 on that, I thought. - Well, Steve, Steve, 1153 00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:41,710 Steve, Steve, Steve. Steve just left Buzzstory. 1154 00:44:41,710 --> 00:44:43,683 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 1155 00:44:43,683 --> 00:44:46,950 Apparently he got poached by one of the other networks. 1156 00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:50,576 So yeah, right now I need someone I can trust, 1157 00:44:50,576 --> 00:44:51,877 someone to step up. 1158 00:44:51,877 --> 00:44:54,606 And that person is my boy Luke right here. 1159 00:44:54,606 --> 00:44:55,770 (Mr. Adams laughing) - Okay, yeah. 1160 00:44:55,770 --> 00:44:56,940 - Yeah. - Thank you, sir. 1161 00:44:56,940 --> 00:44:57,773 - You're welcome, man. 1162 00:44:57,773 --> 00:44:59,310 You've been doing your job 1163 00:44:59,310 --> 00:45:00,796 and you've been working through your addiction. 1164 00:45:00,796 --> 00:45:02,615 No see, right? 1165 00:45:02,615 --> 00:45:05,663 I commend you for that and I love it, man. 1166 00:45:05,663 --> 00:45:07,796 - Mm-hmm, thanks, yeah. 1167 00:45:07,796 --> 00:45:09,500 - Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm! 1168 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:13,380 Well, I gotta get home to a little Mrs. Adams. 1169 00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:15,750 Apparently she wants to watch Little Women: ATL, 1170 00:45:15,750 --> 00:45:17,680 which is a bit of a joy! 1171 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,180 And also, she made some tofu pasta. 1172 00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:21,243 I'm gonna go on and head on out 1173 00:45:21,243 --> 00:45:24,063 and let you two shanoodle along. 1174 00:45:24,063 --> 00:45:25,627 Goodbye! - Oh! 1175 00:45:25,627 --> 00:45:27,149 - Oh, boy. - Goodbye, all right. 1176 00:45:27,149 --> 00:45:30,630 - Oh! - Ah, I have hurt my ass. 1177 00:45:30,630 --> 00:45:34,248 - Can he touch us like that? - I know, yeah. 1178 00:45:34,248 --> 00:45:35,565 Is this your boss? - I don't think this 1179 00:45:35,565 --> 00:45:36,620 is the best. - He's very interesting. 1180 00:45:36,620 --> 00:45:37,890 - That is my boss, yeah. 1181 00:45:37,890 --> 00:45:40,382 Ah, man. - Congrats on the promotion. 1182 00:45:40,382 --> 00:45:42,177 - Oh yeah, thanks. 1183 00:45:42,177 --> 00:45:45,060 Ah, it's the right place at the right time I guess, huh? 1184 00:45:45,060 --> 00:45:47,150 - Do you need to get that? 1185 00:45:47,150 --> 00:45:49,673 - No, but I do need somebody 1186 00:45:49,673 --> 00:45:52,127 to walk me to my car. 1187 00:45:52,127 --> 00:45:54,831 - Oh, is it scary outside? - Super scary. 1188 00:45:54,831 --> 00:45:56,870 The Zodiac Killer? 1189 00:45:56,870 --> 00:45:58,654 He was never found. - Oh. 1190 00:45:58,654 --> 00:45:59,987 How interesting. 1191 00:46:01,417 --> 00:46:04,000 (smooth music) 1192 00:46:08,110 --> 00:46:09,680 - So where's your partner in crime? 1193 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,550 - Ah, he's supposed to be here. 1194 00:46:12,550 --> 00:46:16,284 - You know he chasing tail. - Lucky bastard. 1195 00:46:16,284 --> 00:46:18,578 (phone buzzing) 1196 00:46:18,578 --> 00:46:21,719 - Hey, how's it going? 1197 00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:24,930 Yeah, the house is empty tonight. 1198 00:46:24,930 --> 00:46:26,780 - Like the fuck it is. - Yeah. 1199 00:46:26,780 --> 00:46:28,846 It'll just be you and me. - No, it won't. 1200 00:46:28,846 --> 00:46:29,679 - Ah. 1201 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,890 I did not jerk it today. 1202 00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:35,766 I've been saving it for you. - Nice. 1203 00:46:35,766 --> 00:46:39,885 - Oh, ah, one second, one second. 1204 00:46:39,885 --> 00:46:40,900 Ah, hey, man. 1205 00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:42,100 I'm gonna need this. 1206 00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:43,820 Brittany is offering butt stuff tonight. 1207 00:46:43,820 --> 00:46:45,585 - Yeah, yeah, no, I don't care. 1208 00:46:45,585 --> 00:46:47,960 No. - No, butt stuff! 1209 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:48,996 - No, no butt stuff, that's gross. 1210 00:46:48,996 --> 00:46:51,479 - It's butt stuff. - Come on. 1211 00:46:51,479 --> 00:46:55,264 ♪ But stuff, gotta get that butt stuff ♪ 1212 00:46:55,264 --> 00:46:59,489 ♪ But stuff, butt stuff ♪ 1213 00:46:59,489 --> 00:47:01,130 ♪ Butt stuff, butt stuff ♪ 1214 00:47:01,130 --> 00:47:02,620 - Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me. 1215 00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:04,541 - Oh, come on, it's my rosebud, bro! 1216 00:47:04,541 --> 00:47:06,622 - What is a rosebud? 1217 00:47:06,622 --> 00:47:08,860 - [Sid And David] "Citizen Kane." 1218 00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:10,501 - Never seen it. - Oh, okay. 1219 00:47:10,501 --> 00:47:13,552 - Dude, you really shouldn't stand in a guy's way 1220 00:47:13,552 --> 00:47:16,610 of his sexual essence. 1221 00:47:16,610 --> 00:47:18,167 - Yeah, oh, oh, meet you in an hour. 1222 00:47:18,167 --> 00:47:19,093 All right. - No, no. 1223 00:47:19,093 --> 00:47:20,759 No, you don't. - No, I gotta go. I gotta go, I gotta go! - No, you don't. 1224 00:47:20,759 --> 00:47:22,697 You see, that's some bullshit right there. 1225 00:47:22,697 --> 00:47:24,485 - Hey, you know what? 1226 00:47:24,485 --> 00:47:27,550 You can stay on my couch tonight. 1227 00:47:27,550 --> 00:47:29,256 How about that? 1228 00:47:29,256 --> 00:47:32,085 - Sid, man, it's not even about that. 1229 00:47:32,085 --> 00:47:37,085 - The wife's got some dank ass weed at home. 1230 00:47:37,202 --> 00:47:41,470 - Look, I got all these dick pics 1231 00:47:41,470 --> 00:47:42,843 and nobody to send 'em to. 1232 00:47:43,740 --> 00:47:48,547 - Yeah, you do. - I mean, Sid, 1233 00:47:48,547 --> 00:47:49,847 can I be honest right now? 1234 00:47:51,305 --> 00:47:54,833 I don't wanna die alone. 1235 00:47:56,848 --> 00:47:59,780 - Well, that's why you gotta find 1236 00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:02,093 the one that's worth dying for. 1237 00:48:02,093 --> 00:48:05,196 - But how do you find that one? 1238 00:48:05,196 --> 00:48:07,970 I try everything. 1239 00:48:07,970 --> 00:48:10,150 I do everything just to get the girl, 1240 00:48:10,150 --> 00:48:11,800 and I don't end up with the girl. 1241 00:48:12,644 --> 00:48:17,520 And then I feel like they not even seeing me for me. 1242 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,553 I'm putting up this front all the time. 1243 00:48:21,140 --> 00:48:22,840 And then I'm starting to question. 1244 00:48:24,995 --> 00:48:26,373 I don't think I'm good enough. 1245 00:48:29,490 --> 00:48:32,730 - Jackson, you see this bottle of bourbon? 1246 00:48:32,730 --> 00:48:34,147 - [Jackson] Yeah. 1247 00:48:35,248 --> 00:48:38,331 (gentle piano music) 1248 00:48:45,803 --> 00:48:48,567 - Ah, gonna add a little of this. 1249 00:48:48,567 --> 00:48:50,317 Nice, okay, try that. 1250 00:48:53,101 --> 00:48:56,184 (gentle piano music) 1251 00:48:58,123 --> 00:48:59,703 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 1252 00:48:59,703 --> 00:49:01,373 - Wow. - Okay, now? 1253 00:49:06,548 --> 00:49:07,583 Try that. 1254 00:49:10,012 --> 00:49:13,095 (gentle piano music) 1255 00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:16,670 - Yeah, that's good. - Better, right? 1256 00:49:16,670 --> 00:49:17,720 - Yeah. - You don't need 1257 00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:18,770 all that other stuff. 1258 00:49:19,670 --> 00:49:22,610 Look, just stop trying so hard. 1259 00:49:22,610 --> 00:49:23,940 Be yourself. 1260 00:49:23,940 --> 00:49:25,490 That's what women like anyways. 1261 00:49:28,660 --> 00:49:29,683 - Be myself? 1262 00:49:30,652 --> 00:49:34,980 - Yeah, 'cause I think you're pretty neat. 1263 00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:37,563 (gentle music) 1264 00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:48,704 - Well, since you've pretty much learned everything 1265 00:49:48,704 --> 00:49:51,020 about me at these meetings, 1266 00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:53,105 I want you to tell me something about you, 1267 00:49:53,105 --> 00:49:56,820 anything I wanna know about the beautiful 1268 00:49:56,820 --> 00:49:58,440 and mysterious Kara. 1269 00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,018 - Maybe I don't wanna tell you. 1270 00:50:00,018 --> 00:50:01,340 - Ho, oh! 1271 00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:02,553 I see how it is. 1272 00:50:04,830 --> 00:50:07,147 - Yeah, let me think about it. 1273 00:50:07,147 --> 00:50:11,330 I fell in love for the first time when I was 11. 1274 00:50:11,330 --> 00:50:13,297 Marky Mark was my soulmate. 1275 00:50:13,297 --> 00:50:14,700 - "Good vibrations," nice. - Mm-hmm. 1276 00:50:14,700 --> 00:50:16,350 His poster was right over my bed. 1277 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,830 What else? Oh, when I was a teenager, I was in a punk rock 1278 00:50:24,263 --> 00:50:29,263 all girls band with the pink hair and a nose ring. 1279 00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:32,620 And I was like a walking billboard for No Doubt. 1280 00:50:32,620 --> 00:50:34,960 - Oh, you were a Hot Topic chick. 1281 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:35,960 - I was, indeed. 1282 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,158 It was my rebellious teenage stage. 1283 00:50:38,158 --> 00:50:40,010 - Oh, I had one of those too. 1284 00:50:40,010 --> 00:50:44,550 Oh shit, when Blink 182 went naked on MTV, 1285 00:50:44,550 --> 00:50:46,551 I thought punk rock was everything. 1286 00:50:46,551 --> 00:50:48,552 But now that I think about it, 1287 00:50:48,552 --> 00:50:49,580 I just actually listened to it 1288 00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:51,617 to piss my parents off. 1289 00:50:51,617 --> 00:50:53,240 (laughing) 1290 00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:55,392 - You think I'm cute, don't you? 1291 00:50:55,392 --> 00:50:56,225 - What? 1292 00:50:57,498 --> 00:51:00,830 - I'm just fucking with you. - Mm. 1293 00:51:00,830 --> 00:51:03,926 - Can I be honest with you? - Sure. 1294 00:51:03,926 --> 00:51:08,678 - You know what, you're not like the other guys. 1295 00:51:08,678 --> 00:51:10,581 You don't really seem like an addict. 1296 00:51:10,581 --> 00:51:13,863 - Well, I kind of am. 1297 00:51:15,008 --> 00:51:18,400 I just, it's not. - It's okay. 1298 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,100 I mean, everybody has their story. 1299 00:51:22,340 --> 00:51:25,623 - There's something about you that I'm really drawn to. 1300 00:51:26,710 --> 00:51:29,217 I don't know how this is gonna work 1301 00:51:29,217 --> 00:51:30,860 with me being in the program, and-- 1302 00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:33,158 - Dating an addict is all about trust 1303 00:51:33,158 --> 00:51:35,313 and setting boundaries. 1304 00:51:37,144 --> 00:51:41,620 - Well, for what it's worth, I do think you're kinda cute. 1305 00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:43,677 - Kind of? - Yeah. 1306 00:51:43,677 --> 00:51:48,248 - (laughing) Does somebody want to cult me? 1307 00:51:48,248 --> 00:51:49,453 - Oh, that would be lovely. 1308 00:51:49,453 --> 00:51:50,286 - That was terrible. 1309 00:51:50,286 --> 00:51:51,350 Don't ever do that again. 1310 00:51:51,350 --> 00:51:53,794 - No, that was a pretty decent Michael Caine. 1311 00:51:53,794 --> 00:51:55,361 - Oh, that was really-- - It was good. 1312 00:51:55,361 --> 00:51:56,595 - Really not believable at all. 1313 00:51:56,595 --> 00:51:58,073 - [Luke] You don't know your Michael Caine. 1314 00:51:59,452 --> 00:52:01,480 - Look, I know you're going through 1315 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:02,420 this whole program thing, 1316 00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:05,220 but let's just go with the flow, get to know each other. 1317 00:52:06,202 --> 00:52:08,929 I'll see you around? - Yeah. 1318 00:52:08,929 --> 00:52:10,635 - Goodnight! 1319 00:52:10,635 --> 00:52:11,635 - Goodnight! 1320 00:52:14,627 --> 00:52:16,760 (gentle music) 1321 00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:19,076 - You can do this, Master Wayne. 1322 00:52:19,076 --> 00:52:21,659 (upbeat music) 1323 00:52:27,157 --> 00:52:29,526 ♪ You are the star of your day ♪ 1324 00:52:29,526 --> 00:52:31,331 ♪ In some kind of way ♪ 1325 00:52:31,331 --> 00:52:36,152 ♪ But somebody's trying to take you down ♪ 1326 00:52:36,152 --> 00:52:39,027 ♪ And it's a long dispute when your money ♪ 1327 00:52:39,027 --> 00:52:41,364 ♪ Doesn't agree with you ♪ 1328 00:52:41,364 --> 00:52:46,077 ♪ Still you take it anyway ♪ 1329 00:52:46,077 --> 00:52:50,847 ♪ Don't let the gloom ruin your mood ♪ 1330 00:52:50,847 --> 00:52:55,847 ♪ Don't let it take away what your body needs every day ♪ 1331 00:52:56,193 --> 00:52:59,553 ♪ When everything is riding on you ♪ 1332 00:52:59,553 --> 00:53:04,472 ♪ Don't let the gloom ruin your mood ♪ 1333 00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:07,055 (upbeat music) 1334 00:53:17,005 --> 00:53:20,385 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1335 00:53:20,385 --> 00:53:24,895 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1336 00:53:24,895 --> 00:53:29,161 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1337 00:53:29,161 --> 00:53:32,842 ♪ Ooh, ooh, whoa ♪ 1338 00:53:32,842 --> 00:53:37,842 ♪ Don't let the gloom ruin your mood ♪ 1339 00:53:38,009 --> 00:53:43,009 ♪ Don't let it take away what your body needs every day ♪ 1340 00:53:43,151 --> 00:53:46,996 ♪ When everything is riding on you ♪ 1341 00:53:46,996 --> 00:53:51,996 ♪ Don't let the gloom take your day away from you ♪ 1342 00:53:56,710 --> 00:53:58,526 - [Leader] How can you listen to your higher power 1343 00:53:58,526 --> 00:54:01,790 without giving In to your inner demons? 1344 00:54:01,790 --> 00:54:03,113 - Meetings. - Coffee. 1345 00:54:04,022 --> 00:54:06,625 - Appreciating Idris Elba, but intellectually. 1346 00:54:06,625 --> 00:54:08,133 (all laughing) - To care for 1347 00:54:08,133 --> 00:54:11,354 the people around you? - What was that, Luke? 1348 00:54:11,354 --> 00:54:12,750 - The most important thing 1349 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,620 is to care for the people around you. 1350 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,660 You just focus on that and everything else 1351 00:54:17,660 --> 00:54:19,883 just kinda falls into place. 1352 00:54:19,883 --> 00:54:21,143 - Spot on, brother. 1353 00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:29,520 - Oh, so I was at this record store the other day, 1354 00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,940 and I found something I think you might like. 1355 00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:35,340 - A No Doubt compact disc! 1356 00:54:35,340 --> 00:54:37,220 - It is signed, too. - Vintage! 1357 00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:38,550 - Mm-hmm. 1358 00:54:38,550 --> 00:54:40,350 - You're just a modern day John Cusack. 1359 00:54:40,350 --> 00:54:41,477 - Oh, well, thank you. - I might just go 1360 00:54:41,477 --> 00:54:45,934 away but it once, and wait, tofu pasta again, Sandy? 1361 00:54:45,934 --> 00:54:47,120 (laughing) 1362 00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,330 Well, how did you know I wanted it 1363 00:54:48,330 --> 00:54:49,940 a fourth night in a row, huh? 1364 00:54:49,940 --> 00:54:51,000 You know me so well. 1365 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,094 I love you, too! 1366 00:54:52,094 --> 00:54:54,160 (laughing) 1367 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,427 - [Luke] Oh my. - Is that what married life is gonna be like? 1368 00:54:56,427 --> 00:54:58,510 - I kinda hope not, but. 1369 00:55:01,537 --> 00:55:04,660 - There's something I feel like I should tell you, but-- 1370 00:55:04,660 --> 00:55:07,500 - Well, what? - You've just been 1371 00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:08,493 so sweet to me. 1372 00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:11,133 Thank you. 1373 00:55:12,830 --> 00:55:14,767 - This is probably a good time for. 1374 00:55:16,249 --> 00:55:17,550 Great! 1375 00:55:17,550 --> 00:55:19,920 Our first kiss was not only initiated by you, 1376 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:21,890 but it was a cheek kiss. 1377 00:55:21,890 --> 00:55:23,660 God, you're killing it, Luke, killing it! 1378 00:55:23,660 --> 00:55:25,623 - Do something about it then. 1379 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:34,624 - Oh, what the hell was that? 1380 00:55:34,624 --> 00:55:36,034 - [Kara] Did somebody throw a pine cone? 1381 00:55:36,034 --> 00:55:37,570 - I think it was a fucking pine cone! 1382 00:55:37,570 --> 00:55:41,359 ♪ I got them blues for you, split that bread on you ♪ 1383 00:55:41,359 --> 00:55:43,354 ♪ I'm still connected to you ♪ 1384 00:55:43,354 --> 00:55:45,480 ♪ And I'm texting you ♪ 1385 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:46,920 - Good morning. - No, no. 1386 00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:49,053 Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee. 1387 00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,450 So where were you last night? 1388 00:55:53,450 --> 00:55:55,082 - Out. - Out? 1389 00:55:55,082 --> 00:55:57,620 Thanks for the invite. - With Luke. 1390 00:55:57,620 --> 00:56:02,080 - Naughty, naughty girl! - We didn't do anything. 1391 00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:07,080 We just kissed, and he gave me a gift, a No Doubt CD. 1392 00:56:07,690 --> 00:56:09,438 - He is straight up trying to date you. 1393 00:56:09,438 --> 00:56:11,723 Motherfuckers just don't give CDs anymore. 1394 00:56:11,723 --> 00:56:14,420 - I'd let him if it wasn't for the fact 1395 00:56:14,420 --> 00:56:15,750 that I'm living a lie! 1396 00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:19,617 I don't know if I can go through with this story. 1397 00:56:19,617 --> 00:56:22,313 He's a great guy and I feel bad. 1398 00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:27,500 - You've fallen for him, haven't you? 1399 00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:28,600 We're getting mimosas! 1400 00:56:29,650 --> 00:56:34,650 (Kara laughing) (loud knocking) 1401 00:56:35,948 --> 00:56:39,221 - Can I help you? - Help me? 1402 00:56:39,221 --> 00:56:42,570 - Yeah, you're at my front door. 1403 00:56:42,570 --> 00:56:43,403 - Gotta go! 1404 00:56:46,450 --> 00:56:49,283 - Okay, that was weird. - You know what? 1405 00:56:49,283 --> 00:56:50,350 I don't trust any white girl 1406 00:56:50,350 --> 00:56:51,760 who comes unannounced. 1407 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:53,600 Are you selling drugs? - How do you think 1408 00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,411 I pay rent? - Is it coke? 1409 00:56:55,411 --> 00:56:58,260 - Mm-hmm. - Let it snow, let it snow. 1410 00:56:58,260 --> 00:57:01,110 - I'm happy to say for the first time in my adult life, 1411 00:57:01,110 --> 00:57:03,430 not only is it okay to date again, 1412 00:57:03,430 --> 00:57:05,910 but I will not let my relationships 1413 00:57:05,910 --> 00:57:07,790 be defined by my butt urges. 1414 00:57:07,790 --> 00:57:09,760 - Mm, jumping out of the dating pool is scary though. 1415 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,140 Let's do this. - Mm, but now 1416 00:57:12,140 --> 00:57:13,890 we can lean on each other. 1417 00:57:13,890 --> 00:57:15,323 You deserve that too, Deb. 1418 00:57:15,323 --> 00:57:18,924 - Oh, you're so sweet to me. - It's good stuff. 1419 00:57:18,924 --> 00:57:21,870 Now before we leave, it's come to my attention 1420 00:57:21,870 --> 00:57:24,572 that somebody reached a milestone this week. 1421 00:57:24,572 --> 00:57:26,739 - Ooh! - Oh, that's right! 1422 00:57:28,470 --> 00:57:29,580 Luke? - Mm-hmm? 1423 00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:31,894 - It is my great honor to have taken you under my wing 1424 00:57:31,894 --> 00:57:33,613 in this program. 1425 00:57:33,613 --> 00:57:37,149 I like to think of you as the Urkel to my Winslow. 1426 00:57:37,149 --> 00:57:40,768 Hashtag Family Matters for life! 1427 00:57:40,768 --> 00:57:42,600 (laughing) 1428 00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:47,600 I would like to present you with this 30 day chip. 1429 00:57:47,832 --> 00:57:48,832 30 day chip. 1430 00:57:49,802 --> 00:57:50,802 30 day chip. 1431 00:57:52,582 --> 00:57:54,759 - Oh. 1432 00:57:54,759 --> 00:57:57,699 - (laughing) Isn't it great? 1433 00:57:57,699 --> 00:57:58,988 - Yes! - I brought him here! 1434 00:57:58,988 --> 00:57:59,995 - I know! - I did! 1435 00:57:59,995 --> 00:58:04,044 (all applauding) (faint speaking) 1436 00:58:04,044 --> 00:58:07,843 - I just don't know what to say. 1437 00:58:07,843 --> 00:58:09,642 - He's speechless, folks. - He's speechless! 1438 00:58:09,642 --> 00:58:12,113 - Yes! (all applauding) 1439 00:58:12,113 --> 00:58:16,500 - Ooh, oh, oh, speaking of milestones, I will be, well, 1440 00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:19,257 having an impromptu gathering at my home 1441 00:58:19,257 --> 00:58:24,160 to celebrate five years of sobriety this weekend. 1442 00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:25,410 - Oh, wow. - And guess what? 1443 00:58:25,410 --> 00:58:27,920 You all are invited to join! 1444 00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:31,310 I have an extensive collection of hot sauces to die for! 1445 00:58:31,310 --> 00:58:33,327 - Bravo! (all chattering) 1446 00:58:33,327 --> 00:58:35,365 - I like that! - Habanero be crazy! 1447 00:58:35,365 --> 00:58:36,630 (All laughing) I don't know. 1448 00:58:36,630 --> 00:58:40,099 - I'll bring vodka. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1449 00:58:40,099 --> 00:58:43,901 - Yeah? - Well, so I just-- 1450 00:58:43,901 --> 00:58:45,930 - Oh, you're not thinking about relapsing, are you? 1451 00:58:45,930 --> 00:58:47,360 - No, I need-- - Okay, great, 1452 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:48,810 because I am in a rush. 1453 00:58:48,810 --> 00:58:50,550 Listen, we'll talk more about the barbecue, all right? 1454 00:58:50,550 --> 00:58:51,695 I'll be all ears. 1455 00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:54,386 All right, I am excited! 1456 00:58:54,386 --> 00:58:56,969 (gentle music) 1457 00:59:01,030 --> 00:59:04,190 - So, I guess we have a party to go to this weekend. 1458 00:59:04,190 --> 00:59:08,283 - I guess so. - Congrats on 30 days. 1459 00:59:09,638 --> 00:59:14,638 - Listen, there's something that I've been wanting 1460 00:59:15,180 --> 00:59:20,180 to talk to you about, but I just don't know how to say-- 1461 00:59:21,940 --> 00:59:22,990 - Why don't you come over - What I-- 1462 00:59:22,990 --> 00:59:25,320 - Some night and we can talk about whatever you want? 1463 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:27,977 - Maybe it's better if we-- 1464 00:59:29,184 --> 00:59:31,780 - Maybe it's better if we what? 1465 00:59:33,452 --> 00:59:34,543 - Nothing. 1466 00:59:35,413 --> 00:59:37,996 (upbeat music) 1467 00:59:45,530 --> 00:59:48,530 - Okay, so there's a pug that is every single 1468 00:59:48,530 --> 00:59:51,985 Nicholas Cage movie, Nicholas Pug. 1469 00:59:51,985 --> 00:59:53,530 - [Jackson] Well, well, well, Look who it is. 1470 00:59:53,530 --> 00:59:57,422 - Want a beer? - No, I'm cool. 1471 00:59:57,422 --> 01:00:00,573 I got plans. - Flaking out on us again. 1472 01:00:01,610 --> 01:00:02,780 - I'm not flaking out. 1473 01:00:02,780 --> 01:00:05,330 I'm just at a different place in my life right now. 1474 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:08,000 - She's just another piece of ass. 1475 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,440 - Actually, no, she's not. 1476 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:10,790 - Just 'cause you have feelings for this girl 1477 01:00:10,790 --> 01:00:12,374 all of a sudden you're better than us? 1478 01:00:12,374 --> 01:00:13,207 - Don't be an asshole, man. 1479 01:00:13,207 --> 01:00:14,320 I didn't say that. - I mean, how big 1480 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:15,153 is this lay gonna get? 1481 01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:17,623 Whatever happened to thou shalt not fall in love? 1482 01:00:17,623 --> 01:00:19,984 - Uncle Doug's dead, okay? 1483 01:00:19,984 --> 01:00:23,250 He died alone, and I'm not gonna end up like that. 1484 01:00:23,250 --> 01:00:25,400 - Okay, all right, well, do what you want. 1485 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,943 I'm over it. - Yeah! 1486 01:00:28,780 --> 01:00:30,330 (Jackson sighing) 1487 01:00:30,330 --> 01:00:31,167 We miss you. 1488 01:00:32,051 --> 01:00:34,634 (upbeat music) 1489 01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:37,511 - [David] So what was so important 1490 01:00:37,511 --> 01:00:38,610 that you needed to meet us? 1491 01:00:38,610 --> 01:00:39,850 - You know that Luke and I were together 1492 01:00:39,850 --> 01:00:41,549 and he told me that he couldn't be anymore 1493 01:00:41,549 --> 01:00:42,382 because he had a sex addiction? 1494 01:00:42,382 --> 01:00:44,350 - Well, I saw him making out with another girl 1495 01:00:44,350 --> 01:00:46,440 the other day, and now all I can think about 1496 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,780 is that he lied to me! 1497 01:00:47,780 --> 01:00:49,690 And that girl isn't even his type! 1498 01:00:49,690 --> 01:00:51,990 - I think that if you have a problem, 1499 01:00:51,990 --> 01:00:53,370 you should talk to Luke 1500 01:00:53,370 --> 01:00:55,027 'cause I'm not the one who slept with you. 1501 01:00:55,027 --> 01:00:57,140 - You are such an asshole, David. 1502 01:00:57,140 --> 01:00:59,010 - What? - I'm just so afraid 1503 01:00:59,010 --> 01:01:00,290 that I'm gonna end up alone. 1504 01:01:00,290 --> 01:01:02,037 It's like my whole world is caving in 1505 01:01:02,037 --> 01:01:04,232 and I don't know what to do. 1506 01:01:04,232 --> 01:01:08,220 I just wanna be loved. - That's exactly what I want. 1507 01:01:08,220 --> 01:01:10,770 - Hey, at least I am not the one who broke her heart. 1508 01:01:10,770 --> 01:01:12,893 - No, you're just a liar and a slob. 1509 01:01:12,893 --> 01:01:15,580 - You guys are right! - Oh, okay, all right. 1510 01:01:15,580 --> 01:01:18,375 So may I just say that you are so high strung 1511 01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:20,986 that I can barely stand listening to you speak? 1512 01:01:20,986 --> 01:01:23,730 - You're right! - You're like the '80s 1513 01:01:23,730 --> 01:01:26,380 but without the cocaine. - Okay, you are a dick. 1514 01:01:26,380 --> 01:01:27,850 - You like it. - No, you are a dick. 1515 01:01:27,850 --> 01:01:31,296 - You are such a fucking dick! - Oh, you like it, oh! 1516 01:01:31,296 --> 01:01:33,715 - Guys, I think I got a thing for crazy Aimee. 1517 01:01:33,715 --> 01:01:34,798 - [David] Oh. 1518 01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:38,893 (gentle guitar music) 1519 01:01:48,710 --> 01:01:51,293 (Luke sighing) 1520 01:01:52,395 --> 01:01:55,062 (loud knocking) 1521 01:01:55,988 --> 01:01:57,315 - Hey. 1522 01:01:57,315 --> 01:01:58,879 Whoa. 1523 01:01:58,879 --> 01:02:01,102 I didn't expect you. 1524 01:02:01,102 --> 01:02:04,452 - Shut up and kiss me. - Yup! 1525 01:02:04,452 --> 01:02:07,619 (gentle guitar music) 1526 01:02:33,242 --> 01:02:37,521 - Hi. - Hey. 1527 01:02:37,521 --> 01:02:39,771 - You're still here. - I am. 1528 01:02:41,953 --> 01:02:46,953 - Most guys don't stay. - Well, this guy is staying. 1529 01:03:00,082 --> 01:03:01,660 - I know you had something you wanted to say to me, 1530 01:03:01,660 --> 01:03:04,083 but I wanna tell you something first. 1531 01:03:05,410 --> 01:03:09,500 - Okay. - I think I'm falling for you. 1532 01:03:12,937 --> 01:03:14,793 - I think I'm falling for you, too. 1533 01:03:19,380 --> 01:03:20,803 - What did you wanna tell me? 1534 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:25,143 - This, it's not important. 1535 01:03:28,030 --> 01:03:30,310 - Are you going to the party tonight? 1536 01:03:30,310 --> 01:03:34,220 - Yeah, I'll come get you. - No, I'll come pick 1537 01:03:34,220 --> 01:03:37,658 you up at Buzzstory. - Sounds good. 1538 01:03:37,658 --> 01:03:40,325 (Kara laughing) 1539 01:03:50,488 --> 01:03:52,988 (car beeping) 1540 01:03:58,266 --> 01:04:00,263 - I can't believe you! - Ah! 1541 01:04:00,263 --> 01:04:02,260 How did you find me? 1542 01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:04,020 - I saw you the other night. 1543 01:04:04,020 --> 01:04:07,863 Do you know how it feels to know that you lied to me, 1544 01:04:07,863 --> 01:04:10,280 that there was another girl? 1545 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:11,870 And what about the sex addiction stuff? 1546 01:04:11,870 --> 01:04:13,260 Was that just a lie, too? - Okay, you can't 1547 01:04:13,260 --> 01:04:16,560 stalk me like this. - I just want 1548 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,429 to know the truth, Luke. 1549 01:04:18,429 --> 01:04:19,968 Just tell me the fucking truth! 1550 01:04:19,968 --> 01:04:21,017 - Now you know the fucking truth! 1551 01:04:21,017 --> 01:04:22,303 The truth is that you freak me out 1552 01:04:22,303 --> 01:04:25,350 because you're acting all 50 shades of crazy! 1553 01:04:25,350 --> 01:04:28,380 You dropped the L-bomb after one fun night out. 1554 01:04:28,380 --> 01:04:32,733 And I freaked out and I had to find my way out, okay? 1555 01:04:32,733 --> 01:04:35,833 (Aimee sobbing) It's what I do. 1556 01:04:40,170 --> 01:04:41,083 I'm sorry. 1557 01:04:44,340 --> 01:04:45,353 I shoulda just told you the truth. 1558 01:04:45,353 --> 01:04:49,663 - Yes, you should have. 1559 01:04:51,610 --> 01:04:54,813 - Since I've been in this sex addiction program, 1560 01:04:55,657 --> 01:04:58,007 it's kind of put my love life into perspective, 1561 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,650 and I have you to thank for that. 1562 01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:05,703 - You're welcome so much. 1563 01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:09,593 Goodbye forever. 1564 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:17,433 - So did you tell him? 1565 01:05:18,530 --> 01:05:21,393 - No, I didn't know what to say. 1566 01:05:24,181 --> 01:05:26,850 And I don't know what to do about this story. 1567 01:05:26,850 --> 01:05:28,520 - Well, you gotta make a decision. 1568 01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:30,470 Either go all in on this guy or don't, 1569 01:05:30,470 --> 01:05:31,820 but you gotta do something. 1570 01:05:32,790 --> 01:05:34,090 - I wish it was that easy. 1571 01:05:35,180 --> 01:05:36,723 - Kara, it couldn't be easier. 1572 01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:40,283 Advance your career or take a shot at love. 1573 01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,610 I think we both know what you should do. 1574 01:06:00,008 --> 01:06:02,591 (Kara sighing) 1575 01:06:05,825 --> 01:06:08,825 (gentle jazz music) 1576 01:06:41,890 --> 01:06:43,883 - Hey, Aimee. - Can I help you? 1577 01:06:45,638 --> 01:06:47,610 - No, you can't. 1578 01:06:47,610 --> 01:06:51,155 You know what, yeah, you actually can help me. 1579 01:06:51,155 --> 01:06:53,583 Aimee, I like you. 1580 01:06:55,150 --> 01:06:56,083 I wanna date you. 1581 01:06:57,310 --> 01:07:00,190 I think that you are 100% sexy, 1582 01:07:00,190 --> 01:07:03,720 and I am 100% committed to making you happy. 1583 01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:05,500 I wanna take you out on a date, 1584 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:08,960 like a real motherfucking date where we sit in a park, 1585 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,610 and drink wine, and eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, 1586 01:07:11,610 --> 01:07:14,990 and watch Golden Retrievers get frisbees and shit, 1587 01:07:14,990 --> 01:07:16,570 real white people shit. 1588 01:07:16,570 --> 01:07:19,258 I wanna do these things with you! 1589 01:07:19,258 --> 01:07:23,570 I will straight up delete every online 1590 01:07:23,570 --> 01:07:25,060 dating profile for you. 1591 01:07:25,060 --> 01:07:27,427 I'll never send another dick pic ever again. 1592 01:07:27,427 --> 01:07:29,560 Nobody even likes dick pics. 1593 01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:31,190 You see this phone? 1594 01:07:31,190 --> 01:07:33,113 I'm always connected to this phone. 1595 01:07:35,393 --> 01:07:38,573 (phone clattering) Sorry, Tod. 1596 01:07:39,506 --> 01:07:41,830 So what's up? 1597 01:07:41,830 --> 01:07:43,130 I laid it out on the line. 1598 01:07:44,351 --> 01:07:48,603 - I think I'm a fantasy and love addict. 1599 01:07:51,425 --> 01:07:56,383 - (laughing) Right, I've heard this before. 1600 01:07:58,010 --> 01:07:59,333 I'm not joking. 1601 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,473 Do you wanna take me to my first meeting? 1602 01:08:08,170 --> 01:08:09,350 - Fuck yeah! 1603 01:08:09,350 --> 01:08:10,670 Hell yeah I would! 1604 01:08:10,670 --> 01:08:11,713 Yes. 1605 01:08:13,074 --> 01:08:14,433 I would. 1606 01:08:15,905 --> 01:08:18,555 I would be honored to take you to your first meeting. 1607 01:08:20,510 --> 01:08:23,330 All right, so should I-- 1608 01:08:23,330 --> 01:08:24,163 - Call me. 1609 01:08:25,650 --> 01:08:27,250 - You never gave me your number. 1610 01:08:28,683 --> 01:08:30,320 I'll get it before I leave work. 1611 01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:32,010 - Okay. - Cool? 1612 01:08:32,010 --> 01:08:35,173 I feel like I wanna hug you right now. 1613 01:08:35,173 --> 01:08:36,006 Can I? 1614 01:08:36,006 --> 01:08:40,839 - Later, yeah. - It's too soon. Too soon, okay, all right, all right, all right. 1615 01:08:44,313 --> 01:08:45,146 - Hello! 1616 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:48,310 Hello 1617 01:08:49,382 --> 01:08:52,620 (bell dinging) 1618 01:08:52,620 --> 01:08:53,920 Sorry Not Sorry magazine. 1619 01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:55,488 It's a really good one. 1620 01:08:55,488 --> 01:08:57,347 - Right? 1621 01:08:57,347 --> 01:09:00,093 I think I am DFA. 1622 01:09:01,330 --> 01:09:03,750 Anyway, how can I help you? 1623 01:09:03,750 --> 01:09:05,846 - I'm here to see Luke Peters at Buzzstory. 1624 01:09:05,846 --> 01:09:08,370 Oh, I think he's at an edit bay. 1625 01:09:08,370 --> 01:09:09,203 Let me look. 1626 01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:13,190 - Hey, I think I know you. 1627 01:09:13,190 --> 01:09:14,470 Are you? 1628 01:09:14,470 --> 01:09:16,330 Sorry. - My name is Kara. 1629 01:09:16,330 --> 01:09:18,360 - Oh, you're the famous Kara. 1630 01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:19,920 I live with Luke. - Oh! 1631 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,260 I didn't know he had a roommate. 1632 01:09:21,260 --> 01:09:22,631 - Yeah, he probably hasn't said anything. 1633 01:09:22,631 --> 01:09:23,760 - Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! 1634 01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:25,240 Hey, I finally did it! 1635 01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:28,003 I finally told Aimee how I fucking feel about her. 1636 01:09:28,003 --> 01:09:30,970 I did it! Hey, what's up? - Sorry. 1637 01:09:30,970 --> 01:09:32,670 Aimee, what? - Yeah. 1638 01:09:32,670 --> 01:09:34,430 Just, we can't be together right now 1639 01:09:34,430 --> 01:09:36,890 'cause she just admitted that she's a fantasy addict 1640 01:09:36,890 --> 01:09:38,429 and a love addict! 1641 01:09:38,429 --> 01:09:41,000 I'm taking her to her first meeting. 1642 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,970 - Oh, hey, I think we should probably-- 1643 01:09:43,970 --> 01:09:46,340 - It's cool 'cause I think she's telling me the truth 1644 01:09:46,340 --> 01:09:48,230 and she's not lying how Luke is pretending 1645 01:09:48,230 --> 01:09:49,540 to be a sex addict. 1646 01:09:49,540 --> 01:09:51,952 I threw away my good phone for her! 1647 01:09:51,952 --> 01:09:54,563 I can't imagine how good sex is gonna be. 1648 01:09:54,563 --> 01:09:56,923 Oh my gosh. - Is he talking about-- 1649 01:09:56,923 --> 01:10:01,923 - No, I mean, we have a couple Lukes. 1650 01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:02,933 - I get it. 1651 01:10:03,780 --> 01:10:05,263 Tell him to enjoy his coffee. 1652 01:10:08,408 --> 01:10:09,570 (David sighing) 1653 01:10:09,570 --> 01:10:11,717 - Dude. - Who was that? 1654 01:10:11,717 --> 01:10:13,977 - That was Luke's Kara. - What? 1655 01:10:13,977 --> 01:10:18,377 - That was Luke's Kara. - Oh, Kara, Kara? 1656 01:10:18,377 --> 01:10:21,170 - Luke's Kara. - Oh, shit! 1657 01:10:21,170 --> 01:10:22,359 That's Kara. - Yeah. 1658 01:10:22,359 --> 01:10:24,442 - Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke! 1659 01:10:26,742 --> 01:10:29,943 - Hey Kara, it's Luke. 1660 01:10:30,805 --> 01:10:33,270 I was just calling to see if you were still 1661 01:10:33,270 --> 01:10:34,370 on your way over here. 1662 01:10:36,140 --> 01:10:36,973 Call me back. 1663 01:10:40,460 --> 01:10:41,293 - Luke! 1664 01:10:42,267 --> 01:10:43,130 Oh, shit! 1665 01:10:43,130 --> 01:10:44,940 Okay, all right, all right, all right, I gotta call him. 1666 01:10:44,940 --> 01:10:46,240 He's gotta know. 1667 01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,460 Oh, damn it! - You know what? 1668 01:10:48,460 --> 01:10:50,053 Here it is, here it is, here it is. 1669 01:10:50,053 --> 01:10:51,493 I got it. - Yeah? 1670 01:10:51,493 --> 01:10:52,760 - He can just tell Kara that we was just fucking around. 1671 01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:54,230 That's what Jackson and David do. 1672 01:10:54,230 --> 01:10:55,100 We just kid around. 1673 01:10:55,100 --> 01:10:56,663 You could do that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1674 01:10:56,663 --> 01:10:58,341 I mean, we're like his wacky friends. 1675 01:10:58,341 --> 01:11:00,098 - Always messing around. - Yeah, yeah. 1676 01:11:00,098 --> 01:11:01,705 We're two silly guys. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1677 01:11:01,705 --> 01:11:03,460 - Like Cheech and Chong. 1678 01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:04,523 - Oh my gosh, that is a great idea! 1679 01:11:04,523 --> 01:11:07,670 We should get so lit right now. 1680 01:11:07,670 --> 01:11:10,226 We should get into character and then go look for him. 1681 01:11:10,226 --> 01:11:11,590 - That is a great idea. 1682 01:11:11,590 --> 01:11:12,500 - Yeah, it was. - I like that. 1683 01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:13,800 I like that one very much. 1684 01:11:15,232 --> 01:11:17,815 (upbeat music) 1685 01:11:36,764 --> 01:11:39,431 (phone buzzing) 1686 01:11:40,901 --> 01:11:42,130 - Ooh! - Oh! 1687 01:11:42,130 --> 01:11:43,982 (woman laughing) 1688 01:11:43,982 --> 01:11:45,634 Hey. 1689 01:11:45,634 --> 01:11:46,555 - Hey! - Hey! 1690 01:11:46,555 --> 01:11:48,216 - How are you? - Oh, I'm good. 1691 01:11:48,216 --> 01:11:49,697 - Ooh, yes, yes. - Okay, wow. 1692 01:11:49,697 --> 01:11:50,655 - Yes! 1693 01:11:50,655 --> 01:11:52,613 Wolf Blitzer, Wolf Blitzer. - Yeah, yep. 1694 01:11:52,613 --> 01:11:53,571 Just keep repeating that. - And I love it. 1695 01:11:53,571 --> 01:11:54,654 (laughing) 1696 01:11:54,654 --> 01:11:56,612 - Okay, one second. 1697 01:11:56,612 --> 01:11:58,078 - Hoo! 1698 01:11:58,078 --> 01:11:59,717 (upbeat music) 1699 01:11:59,717 --> 01:12:02,452 Good to see you! - You too. 1700 01:12:02,452 --> 01:12:03,823 (upbeat music) 1701 01:12:03,823 --> 01:12:04,952 (car beeping) 1702 01:12:04,952 --> 01:12:06,995 Ready for this? - I'm ready! 1703 01:12:06,995 --> 01:12:09,839 (upbeat music) 1704 01:12:09,839 --> 01:12:12,183 - All right, what's his problem? 1705 01:12:12,183 --> 01:12:14,016 (upbeat music) 1706 01:12:14,016 --> 01:12:16,700 Hey, I thought we were gonna meet at the office. 1707 01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:17,533 Oh, fuck! 1708 01:12:17,533 --> 01:12:18,900 What the hell was that for? 1709 01:12:18,900 --> 01:12:20,010 - Don't stand there all innocent 1710 01:12:20,010 --> 01:12:21,610 and pretend like you don't know. 1711 01:12:22,900 --> 01:12:26,400 - Listen, Kara, maybe we should talk 1712 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,188 about this somewhere-- - Save your breath. 1713 01:12:28,188 --> 01:12:30,293 Stay the hell away from me. 1714 01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:33,908 - Kara, would you please just talk to me? 1715 01:12:33,908 --> 01:12:35,880 - You wanna talk? 1716 01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:38,428 Are you sure you wanna talk in front of all these people? 1717 01:12:38,428 --> 01:12:42,730 Okay, how about we start off with how you're a liar? 1718 01:12:42,730 --> 01:12:44,170 Everything's been a lie. 1719 01:12:44,170 --> 01:12:46,860 Pretending to be a sex addict? 1720 01:12:46,860 --> 01:12:47,693 - Whoa! - What? 1721 01:12:47,693 --> 01:12:49,085 Oh, I have been-- - Well, now. 1722 01:12:49,085 --> 01:12:50,890 - Oh. - Wait, what's going on? 1723 01:12:50,890 --> 01:12:54,715 - What? - I messed up, okay? 1724 01:12:54,715 --> 01:12:56,013 I'm sorry. 1725 01:12:56,890 --> 01:12:59,440 - Do you know how humiliating it is 1726 01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:01,540 to find out this from all of your friends? 1727 01:13:04,060 --> 01:13:05,850 I actually had feelings for you. 1728 01:13:05,850 --> 01:13:07,052 - Okay, well, maybe you should leave. 1729 01:13:07,052 --> 01:13:08,385 - [Woman] Do it. 1730 01:13:09,810 --> 01:13:11,660 - I talked about my sex life with you. 1731 01:13:11,660 --> 01:13:12,930 - Oh! 1732 01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:14,003 - I deserved that. 1733 01:13:15,225 --> 01:13:17,043 - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1734 01:13:20,425 --> 01:13:21,740 ♪ Ba da, da, da, da, da ♪ 1735 01:13:21,740 --> 01:13:23,420 Oh, whoa, Luke. 1736 01:13:23,420 --> 01:13:24,600 Why is your face so red? 1737 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:26,570 - Luke's been lying to Kara and to all of us 1738 01:13:26,570 --> 01:13:28,783 about being a sex addict. 1739 01:13:28,783 --> 01:13:30,523 He a fake! 1740 01:13:30,523 --> 01:13:33,263 - Luke, is this true? 1741 01:13:34,430 --> 01:13:38,770 - Yes, but I can explain. (Mr. Adams mumbling) 1742 01:13:38,770 --> 01:13:41,540 - Processing betrayal, processing betrayal. 1743 01:13:41,540 --> 01:13:43,868 Processing complete. 1744 01:13:43,868 --> 01:13:45,960 Luke, I'm gonna have to ask you 1745 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:49,130 to leave my house immediately. 1746 01:13:49,130 --> 01:13:51,119 I am disappointing in you and well, 1747 01:13:51,119 --> 01:13:54,377 I'll see you Monday in the office. 1748 01:13:56,414 --> 01:13:59,497 (solemn piano music) 1749 01:14:17,201 --> 01:14:18,034 - Fuck! 1750 01:14:19,824 --> 01:14:22,351 (solemn piano music) 1751 01:14:22,351 --> 01:14:25,390 (engine starting) 1752 01:14:25,390 --> 01:14:27,973 (solemn music) 1753 01:15:20,882 --> 01:15:22,132 So this is what 1754 01:15:23,930 --> 01:15:26,923 you were trying to have me avoid, heartbreak. 1755 01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:37,720 There's something I always wanted to ask you, 1756 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:42,720 but you died, so I never got the chance. 1757 01:15:48,619 --> 01:15:50,452 Were you ever in love? 1758 01:15:52,440 --> 01:15:55,320 Did you ever care about someone enough 1759 01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:56,483 to just go all in? 1760 01:16:01,622 --> 01:16:04,289 (phone buzzing) 1761 01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:11,004 - Bruno, hi. 1762 01:16:11,004 --> 01:16:14,650 I know that I owe you a story, and I'm working on it. 1763 01:16:14,650 --> 01:16:16,130 I'd-- - I need the story 1764 01:16:16,130 --> 01:16:17,930 on your guy! 1765 01:16:17,930 --> 01:16:18,970 We need to go to print with it, 1766 01:16:18,970 --> 01:16:20,540 and I already have given you enough time. 1767 01:16:20,540 --> 01:16:22,840 - I know, and I'm working on it. 1768 01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:26,140 There's just a little problem. - What does that even mean? 1769 01:16:26,140 --> 01:16:28,713 When am I getting the story? 1770 01:16:28,713 --> 01:16:30,755 - I think I fell for him. 1771 01:16:30,755 --> 01:16:34,959 Actually, I know I fell for him, and I can't 1772 01:16:34,959 --> 01:16:38,279 do the story anymore. - Love isn't real! 1773 01:16:38,279 --> 01:16:39,260 It's a Hallmark movie. - I'm sorry. 1774 01:16:39,260 --> 01:16:40,260 I gotta go. - Don't. 1775 01:16:40,260 --> 01:16:43,183 Don't hang up on me. (phone beeps) 1776 01:16:49,454 --> 01:16:50,573 - Andre? 1777 01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:55,660 He lied to me. It's over. - Girl, you lied to him. 1778 01:16:55,660 --> 01:16:57,373 - I know, I know. 1779 01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:00,640 I should tell him the truth, shouldn't I? 1780 01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:02,040 - [Andre] Damn right you do. 1781 01:17:04,832 --> 01:17:08,060 - I'm gonna pick you up. - I'm already out the door. 1782 01:17:08,060 --> 01:17:10,273 I ain't gonna miss this fairytale ending. 1783 01:17:10,273 --> 01:17:12,773 (phone beeps) 1784 01:17:18,052 --> 01:17:20,650 (Luke scoffing) 1785 01:17:20,650 --> 01:17:22,623 - Are you kidding me? 1786 01:17:27,340 --> 01:17:29,048 - Luke, just one second. - Okay. 1787 01:17:29,048 --> 01:17:31,710 I can't believe you guys showed up here 1788 01:17:31,710 --> 01:17:33,550 after that fucking stunt you pulled. 1789 01:17:33,550 --> 01:17:35,671 - Let me explain. - Oh, this oughta be good. 1790 01:17:35,671 --> 01:17:38,074 - I spilled the beans to her. 1791 01:17:38,074 --> 01:17:39,746 I didn't even know it was her. 1792 01:17:39,746 --> 01:17:41,700 I didn't even realize that-- - Okay. 1793 01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:43,730 - That was the Kara at work. - But because of you, 1794 01:17:43,730 --> 01:17:45,962 this is over, so thanks. 1795 01:17:45,962 --> 01:17:47,719 - What did you expect was gonna happen? 1796 01:17:47,719 --> 01:17:49,350 You were the one that was lying to her 1797 01:17:49,350 --> 01:17:51,278 the whole time, not us! 1798 01:17:51,278 --> 01:17:53,687 How did you think this was gonna end? 1799 01:17:53,687 --> 01:17:54,937 - I don't know. 1800 01:17:56,717 --> 01:18:01,023 I should expect it to end like this, right? 1801 01:18:03,849 --> 01:18:07,737 And the ironic thing is today 1802 01:18:07,737 --> 01:18:12,737 was gonna be the day I was gonna tell her, so yeah. 1803 01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:17,560 - I'm sorry about that, man. - Yeah. 1804 01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:20,023 I guess it's what I get for being a jackass, huh? 1805 01:18:21,162 --> 01:18:24,222 - Well, yeah, a little. 1806 01:18:24,222 --> 01:18:26,650 (Luke laughing) 1807 01:18:26,650 --> 01:18:31,401 - And I completely fucked up our friendship along the way. 1808 01:18:31,401 --> 01:18:33,340 And I was blind to the fact 1809 01:18:33,340 --> 01:18:38,340 that she just want into me, but just the idea of me. 1810 01:18:42,796 --> 01:18:44,526 Well, there's nothing else I can do. 1811 01:18:44,526 --> 01:18:45,863 - Well, there's one thing we can do. 1812 01:18:48,843 --> 01:18:53,843 ♪ Touching you slowly in the back of my car ♪ 1813 01:18:54,032 --> 01:18:56,019 ♪ Falling too quickly ♪ 1814 01:18:56,019 --> 01:18:57,790 - And come on, come on, come on, come on come on! - Got it, got it! 1815 01:18:57,790 --> 01:19:00,658 - Come on! - Thank you, Mark Zuckerberg. 1816 01:19:00,658 --> 01:19:04,368 ♪ Sharing my story along with the scars ♪ 1817 01:19:04,368 --> 01:19:09,368 ♪ Drive until the sun comes out ♪ 1818 01:19:10,253 --> 01:19:14,572 ♪ Photos of you filling up on my phone ♪ 1819 01:19:14,572 --> 01:19:19,572 ♪ Looking back on 'em every time we're apart ♪ 1820 01:19:19,607 --> 01:19:22,220 - Ah, the boys are back! - Hey! 1821 01:19:22,220 --> 01:19:24,342 Six shots of whiskey, please! 1822 01:19:24,342 --> 01:19:25,553 - Ah, you got it! 1823 01:19:26,897 --> 01:19:28,130 Whoa. 1824 01:19:28,130 --> 01:19:29,080 - Okay. 1825 01:19:29,080 --> 01:19:30,400 - Yeah, no, I got it, I got it. 1826 01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:33,163 - Can't find the G-spot, can't carry his glasses. 1827 01:19:34,100 --> 01:19:36,792 - Luke, good to see you back. 1828 01:19:36,792 --> 01:19:38,349 I guess you got that stick outta your ass, huh? 1829 01:19:38,349 --> 01:19:39,200 (Luke and David laughing) 1830 01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:41,270 - It's nice to be home. - Mm-hmm, it sure is! 1831 01:19:41,270 --> 01:19:44,911 To our boy Luke, who is back in the game! 1832 01:19:44,911 --> 01:19:46,056 Mm. 1833 01:19:46,056 --> 01:19:47,313 - Fair enough. 1834 01:19:49,807 --> 01:19:50,640 - Mm. 1835 01:19:51,476 --> 01:19:52,638 - Ah. - Yeah! 1836 01:19:52,638 --> 01:19:55,561 ♪ I am crazy and I love the way you laugh ♪ 1837 01:19:55,561 --> 01:19:57,181 ♪ The loudest every time ♪ 1838 01:19:57,181 --> 01:20:02,181 ♪ These are the ways you drive me wild, wild ♪ 1839 01:20:03,553 --> 01:20:05,186 ♪ Woo, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1840 01:20:05,186 --> 01:20:06,703 ♪ Baby, hold me closer tonight ♪ 1841 01:20:06,703 --> 01:20:09,583 ♪ I'm sticking with you till I die ♪ 1842 01:20:09,583 --> 01:20:13,415 ♪ 'cause I don't wanna be here unless it's with you, you ♪ 1843 01:20:13,415 --> 01:20:17,450 ♪ I love when you hold me so tight ♪ 1844 01:20:17,450 --> 01:20:21,108 ♪ I'm sticking with you till I die ♪ 1845 01:20:21,108 --> 01:20:23,950 - Hey, it's been a while. 1846 01:20:23,950 --> 01:20:25,520 - It has. 1847 01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:29,070 - I mean, it the first time I've ever seen you. 1848 01:20:29,070 --> 01:20:31,572 - Mind if I join you guys? 1849 01:20:31,572 --> 01:20:34,961 - Sure. - What are you drinking? 1850 01:20:34,961 --> 01:20:38,810 - Everything. - Well then, let's order 1851 01:20:38,810 --> 01:20:40,683 a few rounds of everything. 1852 01:20:41,921 --> 01:20:44,290 - Do I know you? 1853 01:20:44,290 --> 01:20:47,002 - Do you want to? (David scoffing) 1854 01:20:47,002 --> 01:20:48,341 ♪ I don't care what people say ♪ 1855 01:20:48,341 --> 01:20:50,556 ♪ You're crazy and I love the way ♪ 1856 01:20:50,556 --> 01:20:52,050 ♪ You laugh the loudest ♪ 1857 01:20:52,050 --> 01:20:53,803 - Come with me. - Okay! 1858 01:20:54,916 --> 01:20:55,749 - Oh! 1859 01:20:56,786 --> 01:20:58,687 - What? - I got your phone. 1860 01:20:58,687 --> 01:20:59,567 - What? - Man, I didn't know 1861 01:20:59,567 --> 01:21:02,224 Khaleesi likes to get lit. 1862 01:21:02,224 --> 01:21:07,224 ♪ 'Cause I don't wanna be here unless it's with you, you ♪ 1863 01:21:07,522 --> 01:21:10,324 ♪ I love when you hold me so tight ♪ 1864 01:21:10,324 --> 01:21:12,937 ♪ I'm sticking with you till I die ♪ 1865 01:21:12,937 --> 01:21:17,937 ♪ I don't wanna be here unless it's with you, you ♪ 1866 01:21:24,264 --> 01:21:29,264 ♪ Sticking with you, sticking with you ♪ 1867 01:21:29,272 --> 01:21:31,274 ♪ Oh, sticking with you ♪ 1868 01:21:31,274 --> 01:21:32,543 ♪ Oh, sticking with you ♪ 1869 01:21:32,543 --> 01:21:33,953 - I'm not gonna fuck myself. 1870 01:21:34,970 --> 01:21:35,803 - All right. 1871 01:21:38,215 --> 01:21:40,642 ♪ Baby, hold me closer ♪ 1872 01:21:40,642 --> 01:21:45,642 ♪ I'm not getting any older without you ♪ 1873 01:21:49,175 --> 01:21:50,615 ♪ Baby, hold me closer ♪ 1874 01:21:50,615 --> 01:21:51,830 ♪ I'm not getting any ♪ 1875 01:21:51,830 --> 01:21:54,460 - Hey, Jackson, right? - Oh, shit! 1876 01:21:54,460 --> 01:21:55,530 - Ah, Kara! 1877 01:21:55,530 --> 01:21:56,848 You're here! - This is-- 1878 01:21:56,848 --> 01:21:57,681 - I'm Andre. - Hey! 1879 01:21:57,681 --> 01:21:58,514 Nice to meet to you. - No. 1880 01:21:58,514 --> 01:22:00,543 - Hey, Andre, how you-- - Sure. 1881 01:22:00,543 --> 01:22:03,201 - Okay, all right. - Where's Luke? 1882 01:22:03,201 --> 01:22:06,235 - Who? ♪ I don't wanna be here ♪ 1883 01:22:06,235 --> 01:22:08,960 ♪ Unless it's with you, you ♪ 1884 01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:10,568 - Now remember what I said, boy. 1885 01:22:10,568 --> 01:22:14,783 Thou shalt not fall in love! 1886 01:22:14,783 --> 01:22:17,120 ♪ Wanna be here unless it's with you ♪ 1887 01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:19,640 - Great, great, our first kiss was not only 1888 01:22:19,640 --> 01:22:22,120 initiated by you, but it was a cheek kiss. 1889 01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:23,561 - Do something about it then. 1890 01:22:23,561 --> 01:22:25,322 - Come on now. 1891 01:22:25,322 --> 01:22:28,324 ♪ Here unless it's with you, you ♪ 1892 01:22:28,324 --> 01:22:31,264 ♪ Ooh, woo, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1893 01:22:31,264 --> 01:22:33,621 (upbeat music) 1894 01:22:33,621 --> 01:22:35,446 (Luke sighing) - you guys have brain damage. 1895 01:22:35,446 --> 01:22:37,240 - Ooh, well, we-- - Hey! 1896 01:22:37,240 --> 01:22:39,350 Your body is still banging that hottie in the shitter, 1897 01:22:39,350 --> 01:22:42,755 so I'd like to buy Ms. Hottie a drink. 1898 01:22:42,755 --> 01:22:45,485 - Ooh, thank you, brother! 1899 01:22:45,485 --> 01:22:46,960 (Jackson muttering) Give me a hug. 1900 01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:48,536 Chris Brown his ass out. - I did it! 1901 01:22:48,536 --> 01:22:51,650 (upbeat music) 1902 01:22:51,650 --> 01:22:53,183 - This was a good chat. 1903 01:22:56,724 --> 01:22:59,113 - That's what I'm saying. - Get his ass on the ground, 1904 01:22:59,113 --> 01:23:00,304 - He was annoying! - Like he's supposed to. 1905 01:23:00,304 --> 01:23:03,204 - Dude. - What did you say about Luke? 1906 01:23:03,204 --> 01:23:04,507 - [David] Ah, wait. 1907 01:23:04,507 --> 01:23:06,903 Wait, wait, wait. - Hey Kara. 1908 01:23:11,033 --> 01:23:12,974 - I shoulda known this is who you are. 1909 01:23:12,974 --> 01:23:13,807 Fuck you! 1910 01:23:13,807 --> 01:23:15,130 You're a-- - It's not what you think. 1911 01:23:15,130 --> 01:23:17,716 Okay? - Oh, you wanna know the truth? 1912 01:23:17,716 --> 01:23:20,005 I work for a gossip magazine. 1913 01:23:20,005 --> 01:23:22,320 I was paid to fell in love with you, 1914 01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:23,787 and you are nothing but a story to me. 1915 01:23:23,787 --> 01:23:25,676 - Oh, you were paid to fall in love with me? 1916 01:23:25,676 --> 01:23:29,737 - Yeah, but the problem is, I actually did. 1917 01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:37,096 - [Luke] But you didn't go through with the story. 1918 01:23:37,096 --> 01:23:39,593 - No, but I should've. 1919 01:23:40,957 --> 01:23:41,790 - Hey, Kara! 1920 01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:46,270 - We were rooting for you! 1921 01:23:46,270 --> 01:23:47,380 We were all rooting for you! 1922 01:23:47,380 --> 01:23:49,640 How dare you? 1923 01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:51,090 Learn something from this! 1924 01:23:52,312 --> 01:23:54,895 (somber music) 1925 01:23:58,579 --> 01:24:01,829 - Who the fuck are you guys looking at? 1926 01:24:05,193 --> 01:24:07,280 - Well, Jackson, clear your schedule. 1927 01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:09,030 It's gonna be a long one. - Great. 1928 01:24:11,587 --> 01:24:12,840 I don't have anything on my schedule. 1929 01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:13,673 - Yeah. 1930 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:18,420 (Aimee sobbing) 1931 01:24:18,420 --> 01:24:20,133 - He wasn't he guy for you. 1932 01:24:23,694 --> 01:24:25,607 - I know, I just feel so stupid. 1933 01:24:27,490 --> 01:24:29,840 - It's never stupid to follow your heart, baby. 1934 01:24:30,925 --> 01:24:33,508 (Kara sobbing) 1935 01:24:36,890 --> 01:24:39,111 - At least you don't lie to me, 1936 01:24:39,111 --> 01:24:41,603 and you definitely don't wanna sleep with me. 1937 01:24:41,603 --> 01:24:43,905 - Well yeah, that's true. 1938 01:24:43,905 --> 01:24:47,405 (Kara and Andre laughing) 1939 01:24:50,450 --> 01:24:54,673 Hey, let's finish our wine, 1940 01:24:56,610 --> 01:25:00,070 go to the gym tomorrow, get cute as fuck, 1941 01:25:00,070 --> 01:25:02,875 and find us a rebound, yeah? 1942 01:25:02,875 --> 01:25:07,073 - Hey, I love you. - I love you, too. 1943 01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:14,847 (gentle guitar music) 1944 01:25:29,947 --> 01:25:32,530 (loud banging) 1945 01:25:37,620 --> 01:25:39,320 - What are you doing, boy? - Huh? 1946 01:25:41,250 --> 01:25:42,083 Uncle Doug? 1947 01:25:43,056 --> 01:25:45,890 - (laughing) Yeah, I sure ain't Liam Neeson, man. 1948 01:25:45,890 --> 01:25:46,853 Could you imagine? 1949 01:25:48,490 --> 01:25:49,710 - Am I dead? 1950 01:25:49,710 --> 01:25:50,700 I'm dead, right? 1951 01:25:50,700 --> 01:25:51,533 - Shut up. 1952 01:25:51,533 --> 01:25:52,366 What, are you dead? 1953 01:25:52,366 --> 01:25:54,750 That's rude to say in front of me. 1954 01:25:54,750 --> 01:25:55,820 - I'm not dead? 1955 01:25:55,820 --> 01:25:56,653 - Nah. 1956 01:25:57,823 --> 01:25:58,656 You know why I'm here? 1957 01:25:58,656 --> 01:26:00,286 I'm here to point you in the right direction. 1958 01:26:00,286 --> 01:26:01,350 - Oh (laughing). 1959 01:26:01,350 --> 01:26:04,035 You know I based my entire love life on your advice? 1960 01:26:04,035 --> 01:26:05,730 - Did you? 1961 01:26:05,730 --> 01:26:06,563 That's so stupid of you! 1962 01:26:06,563 --> 01:26:07,396 You can't listen to me, man. 1963 01:26:07,396 --> 01:26:08,580 I was drunk. 1964 01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:10,130 Listen, I'm dead, okay? 1965 01:26:10,130 --> 01:26:14,540 I mean, I can't have anymore booze, cigarettes, 1966 01:26:14,540 --> 01:26:17,762 coke, puss, I can't get any of it, man. 1967 01:26:17,762 --> 01:26:19,731 You know how I feel about that? 1968 01:26:19,731 --> 01:26:22,650 Bad, I feel bad about it. 1969 01:26:22,650 --> 01:26:24,123 You still have a chance. 1970 01:26:29,337 --> 01:26:32,416 Go after her! 1971 01:26:32,416 --> 01:26:34,175 (loud thudding) 1972 01:26:34,175 --> 01:26:36,758 (upbeat music) 1973 01:26:39,349 --> 01:26:44,023 ♪ In my head I feel all right ♪ 1974 01:26:44,023 --> 01:26:48,208 ♪ In my head I feel all right ♪ 1975 01:26:48,208 --> 01:26:52,927 ♪ In my head I feel all right ♪ 1976 01:26:52,927 --> 01:26:57,173 ♪ In my head, I'm not all right ♪ 1977 01:26:57,173 --> 01:27:02,087 ♪ Late night phone calls ♪ 1978 01:27:02,087 --> 01:27:04,023 ♪ Where have you been ♪ 1979 01:27:04,023 --> 01:27:06,498 ♪ Sorry I was busy ♪ 1980 01:27:06,498 --> 01:27:10,850 ♪ And I love you ♪ 1981 01:27:10,850 --> 01:27:13,118 ♪ But I'm getting tired ♪ 1982 01:27:13,118 --> 01:27:16,358 ♪ Anxiety is winning ♪ 1983 01:27:16,358 --> 01:27:19,608 ♪ And I wanted was you ♪ 1984 01:27:26,594 --> 01:27:29,427 (Luke retching) 1985 01:27:29,427 --> 01:27:31,295 ♪ Ah ♪ 1986 01:27:31,295 --> 01:27:32,128 - Oh! 1987 01:27:32,128 --> 01:27:33,982 ♪ Ah ♪ 1988 01:27:33,982 --> 01:27:38,792 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 1989 01:27:38,792 --> 01:27:40,875 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1990 01:27:42,125 --> 01:27:43,632 - Hey! 1991 01:27:43,632 --> 01:27:45,139 (laughing) 1992 01:27:45,139 --> 01:27:47,100 What are you guys doing? 1993 01:27:47,100 --> 01:27:48,143 Know what I'm doing? 1994 01:27:49,825 --> 01:27:52,200 I am going to find Kara 1995 01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:55,192 because she needs to know how much I love her! 1996 01:27:55,192 --> 01:27:56,025 (taser buzzing) 1997 01:27:56,025 --> 01:27:57,438 Oh, fuck! 1998 01:27:57,438 --> 01:27:59,938 (light music) 1999 01:28:03,494 --> 01:28:04,327 (David sighing) 2000 01:28:04,327 --> 01:28:06,180 - Well, that took a lot longer than expected. 2001 01:28:06,180 --> 01:28:08,046 - Yeah, I've always wanted to tase somebody. 2002 01:28:08,046 --> 01:28:09,712 (taser buzzing) - Jesus. 2003 01:28:09,712 --> 01:28:11,470 We have to help him to get Kara back. 2004 01:28:12,369 --> 01:28:13,600 - Ain't that his job? 2005 01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:14,930 - No. 2006 01:28:14,930 --> 01:28:17,480 Every man needs a wing man at some point. 2007 01:28:17,480 --> 01:28:19,638 Now that he won't do anything stupid, 2008 01:28:19,638 --> 01:28:22,070 let's go get his girl back. 2009 01:28:22,070 --> 01:28:23,120 - Yeah, I'm with you. 2010 01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:25,920 Why do you have a taser anyway? 2011 01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:28,708 - Ah, sex stuff. 2012 01:28:28,708 --> 01:28:31,250 - Oh my God, my legs feel like freaking Jell-O! 2013 01:28:31,250 --> 01:28:32,220 - Endorphins, baby! 2014 01:28:32,220 --> 01:28:33,430 Get it going! - Don't ever take me 2015 01:28:33,430 --> 01:28:35,624 to that class again. - Why? 2016 01:28:35,624 --> 01:28:38,450 Well, I told you we shouldn't do Zumba. 2017 01:28:38,450 --> 01:28:40,811 It's for middle-aged ladies with no lives. 2018 01:28:40,811 --> 01:28:42,526 - My butt is on fire! 2019 01:28:42,526 --> 01:28:43,609 (Andre gasping) 2020 01:28:43,609 --> 01:28:45,133 - Ooh! - Ooh! 2021 01:28:45,133 --> 01:28:47,090 ♪ Don't you know, don't you, babe ♪ 2022 01:28:47,090 --> 01:28:49,443 - You're buying that! - I'm not buying anything. 2023 01:28:49,443 --> 01:28:50,680 I don't have any money. 2024 01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:53,646 I'm broke now, remember? - Oh yeah, I'm sorry. 2025 01:28:53,646 --> 01:28:57,499 - Ah, how does my unemployed self look? 2026 01:28:57,499 --> 01:28:58,883 - (laughing) It looks good. 2027 01:28:58,883 --> 01:29:00,373 It looks really good. 2028 01:29:00,373 --> 01:29:02,580 (footsteps echoing) 2029 01:29:02,580 --> 01:29:03,646 - Kara! - Oh, damn! 2030 01:29:03,646 --> 01:29:04,547 These fools. - Kara, oh! 2031 01:29:04,547 --> 01:29:06,070 - Oh, God. - Listen, we've been trying 2032 01:29:06,070 --> 01:29:08,290 to find you. - Yeah, less stalkery, David. 2033 01:29:08,290 --> 01:29:09,403 - Oh, right. 2034 01:29:09,403 --> 01:29:13,720 Well, truth is, we did stalk Andre's Instagram-- 2035 01:29:13,720 --> 01:29:14,760 - Oh my! - And we saw 2036 01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:15,890 that you were in a gym in the area. 2037 01:29:15,890 --> 01:29:16,870 We didn't know which one. 2038 01:29:16,870 --> 01:29:19,480 So we've been visiting a lot of gyms today. 2039 01:29:19,480 --> 01:29:21,396 - Yeah, look at these glutes. 2040 01:29:21,396 --> 01:29:22,641 Mm! - The point is 2041 01:29:22,641 --> 01:29:24,310 is that we've been trying to find you 2042 01:29:24,310 --> 01:29:26,300 and tell you that Luke was telling the truth. 2043 01:29:26,300 --> 01:29:27,133 - He's a liar. 2044 01:29:27,133 --> 01:29:28,030 I don't have time for that. 2045 01:29:28,030 --> 01:29:29,910 - You go, girl! 2046 01:29:29,910 --> 01:29:33,200 - Listen, if I've learned anything in the past 24 hours, 2047 01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:36,570 it's that you two are actually in love. 2048 01:29:36,570 --> 01:29:38,020 Now I may only find brief happiness 2049 01:29:38,020 --> 01:29:40,538 with anyone that I date, and I'm okay with that. 2050 01:29:40,538 --> 01:29:42,770 Everyone in this city is too stubborn to admit 2051 01:29:42,770 --> 01:29:44,770 that they want to love someone, 2052 01:29:44,770 --> 01:29:46,113 that they wanna be loved, 2053 01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:49,430 and they wanna depend on that person. 2054 01:29:49,430 --> 01:29:50,790 - So he didn't hook up with that girl? 2055 01:29:50,790 --> 01:29:51,623 - [Jackson] No! 2056 01:29:53,300 --> 01:29:54,676 - I know that he lied to you, 2057 01:29:54,676 --> 01:29:56,737 but give him a real chance. 2058 01:29:56,737 --> 01:29:59,070 Luke is a really good guy, 2059 01:29:59,070 --> 01:30:02,030 and he's the best thing that ever happened to us. 2060 01:30:02,030 --> 01:30:03,807 We're lucky to have him in our life. 2061 01:30:03,807 --> 01:30:05,420 Just give him another chance. 2062 01:30:05,420 --> 01:30:06,420 You won't regret it. 2063 01:30:07,700 --> 01:30:09,270 - Exactly what he said. 2064 01:30:09,270 --> 01:30:11,840 - Okay, if Luke feels this way, why is he not here? 2065 01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:14,210 - Because we hit him with a taser just one time 2066 01:30:14,210 --> 01:30:15,440 so he wouldn't do nothing stupid. 2067 01:30:15,440 --> 01:30:17,870 - Oh my God! - Is he okay? 2068 01:30:17,870 --> 01:30:19,621 - He was actually drunk and running 2069 01:30:19,621 --> 01:30:22,669 through the streets of Los Angeles trying to find you. 2070 01:30:22,669 --> 01:30:26,300 - [Luke] She needs to now how much I love her! 2071 01:30:26,300 --> 01:30:28,751 No! (taser buzzing) 2072 01:30:28,751 --> 01:30:30,093 (David sighing) 2073 01:30:30,093 --> 01:30:32,099 - Just think about it. That's all we ask. 2074 01:30:32,099 --> 01:30:34,682 (gentle music) 2075 01:30:42,598 --> 01:30:45,181 (Luke sighing) 2076 01:30:54,467 --> 01:30:57,134 (loud knocking) 2077 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:04,793 - Aimee! - Hi, Luke! 2078 01:31:07,120 --> 01:31:09,251 - What's up, girl? - Come here, baby! 2079 01:31:09,251 --> 01:31:12,980 (Aimee and Jackson groaning) 2080 01:31:12,980 --> 01:31:14,051 You like that? - Yeah, yeah. 2081 01:31:14,051 --> 01:31:15,137 Do it again, do it again! 2082 01:31:15,137 --> 01:31:16,850 (Aimee and Jackson grunting) - Are you two-- 2083 01:31:16,850 --> 01:31:19,058 (Aimee and Jackson grunting) 2084 01:31:19,058 --> 01:31:21,163 - Are you two a-- 2085 01:31:21,163 --> 01:31:22,490 - Listen, Luke. 2086 01:31:22,490 --> 01:31:24,137 We're not putting any titles on this. 2087 01:31:24,137 --> 01:31:25,707 - Mm-mm. - Mm, choke me, choke me. 2088 01:31:25,707 --> 01:31:26,540 - Yeah? 2089 01:31:26,540 --> 01:31:28,000 He's helping me through my addiction. 2090 01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:30,246 - Mm-hmm. - Aren't you, baby? - Yes, I am! - Jackson's helping you 2091 01:31:30,246 --> 01:31:31,700 through your addiction? 2092 01:31:31,700 --> 01:31:34,627 - Yeah. - Luke, I've finally realized 2093 01:31:34,627 --> 01:31:37,730 that you can't base a relationship just off orgasms. 2094 01:31:37,730 --> 01:31:39,090 - No, ooh! - No, ah, ah. 2095 01:31:39,090 --> 01:31:40,756 - Oh yeah? - Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! 2096 01:31:40,756 --> 01:31:42,311 - Get it! - Oh, God! 2097 01:31:42,311 --> 01:31:44,560 - They've humping in the house. 2098 01:31:44,560 --> 01:31:45,703 What is happening here? 2099 01:31:45,703 --> 01:31:47,560 - I'm just here for David. 2100 01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:48,393 - Hey! - Yes, hi. 2101 01:31:48,393 --> 01:31:49,760 - Come on, welcome, welcome. 2102 01:31:49,760 --> 01:31:51,113 Come on in. - Thank you. 2103 01:31:51,113 --> 01:31:52,030 - Come on in. - Luke, would you mind 2104 01:31:52,030 --> 01:31:53,008 taking a walk or something? 2105 01:31:53,008 --> 01:31:54,490 We're gonna need the whole house. 2106 01:31:54,490 --> 01:31:55,627 - Oh, I'm gone. - Awesome. 2107 01:31:55,627 --> 01:31:56,910 - Yeah. - Thanks, man. 2108 01:31:56,910 --> 01:31:57,890 - No, no problem. - Does David need 2109 01:31:57,890 --> 01:32:00,050 to clean his room? - Oh yeah, yeah. 2110 01:32:00,050 --> 01:32:02,053 It's messy. So I've been a messy baby! 2111 01:32:04,190 --> 01:32:05,023 - Holy shit! 2112 01:32:08,664 --> 01:32:11,247 (Luke sighing) 2113 01:32:37,432 --> 01:32:40,099 (phone ringing) 2114 01:32:46,170 --> 01:32:47,975 - Walking through the streets 2115 01:32:47,975 --> 01:32:50,352 of Los Angeles drunk is dangerous. 2116 01:32:50,352 --> 01:32:52,083 - You're right. 2117 01:32:52,083 --> 01:32:54,507 They never did find that Zodiac Killer. 2118 01:32:56,363 --> 01:32:58,300 (upbeat music) 2119 01:32:58,300 --> 01:32:59,886 Come on. 2120 01:32:59,886 --> 01:33:02,469 (upbeat music) 2121 01:33:13,738 --> 01:33:17,172 ♪ Say ♪ 2122 01:33:17,172 --> 01:33:21,350 ♪ Say it ♪ 2123 01:33:21,350 --> 01:33:26,350 ♪ Would you look at me like lovers do ♪ 2124 01:33:30,413 --> 01:33:33,660 ♪ Stop ♪ 2125 01:33:33,660 --> 01:33:38,660 ♪ Stop running ♪ 2126 01:33:38,858 --> 01:33:43,003 ♪ Would you stay with me and make believe ♪ 2127 01:33:43,003 --> 01:33:46,707 ♪ Till the morning passes by ♪ 2128 01:33:46,707 --> 01:33:50,705 ♪ Say anything you want to me ♪ 2129 01:33:50,705 --> 01:33:55,129 ♪ And I'll say it back to you ♪ 2130 01:33:55,129 --> 01:33:59,400 ♪ I'll be anyone you want me to be ♪ 2131 01:33:59,400 --> 01:34:04,400 ♪ 'Cause everybody wants somebody new ♪ 2132 01:34:08,367 --> 01:34:13,225 ♪ Say it ♪ 2133 01:34:13,225 --> 01:34:16,992 ♪ Would you look at me like lovers do ♪ 2134 01:34:16,992 --> 01:34:21,485 ♪ Till the morning passes by ♪ 2135 01:34:21,485 --> 01:34:24,068 (upbeat music) 2136 01:34:38,249 --> 01:34:42,240 ♪ Say anything you want to me ♪ 2137 01:34:42,240 --> 01:34:46,416 ♪ And I'll say it back to you ♪ 2138 01:34:46,416 --> 01:34:50,811 ♪ I don't care that you don't care ♪ 2139 01:34:50,811 --> 01:34:55,311 ♪ 'Cause everybody wants somebody new ♪ 2140 01:34:57,087 --> 01:34:59,670 (upbeat music) 2141 01:35:04,794 --> 01:35:08,668 ♪ So come on, come on, you know it's true ♪ 2142 01:35:08,668 --> 01:35:13,668 ♪ You're over me and I'll get over you ♪ 2143 01:35:13,823 --> 01:35:16,406 (upbeat music) 2144 01:35:21,266 --> 01:35:25,909 ♪ So come on, come on, you know it's true ♪ 2145 01:35:25,909 --> 01:35:29,826 ♪ Everybody wants somebody new ♪ 2146 01:35:31,559 --> 01:35:34,142 (upbeat music) 2147 01:35:48,390 --> 01:35:51,423 ♪ Say ♪ 2148 01:35:51,423 --> 01:35:53,506 ♪ Say it ♪ 2149 01:35:55,290 --> 01:35:57,873 (upbeat music) 2150 01:36:26,165 --> 01:36:30,002 ♪ I said did you know ♪ 2151 01:36:30,002 --> 01:36:33,436 ♪ That I don't want you to go ♪ 2152 01:36:33,436 --> 01:36:37,574 ♪ I said did you know ♪ 2153 01:36:37,574 --> 01:36:42,574 ♪ That I don't want you to go ♪ 2154 01:36:43,783 --> 01:36:47,191 ♪ Boy, I've been meaning to tell you ♪ 2155 01:36:47,191 --> 01:36:50,501 ♪ Please, won't you take me back ♪ 2156 01:36:50,501 --> 01:36:53,873 ♪ Sorry I waited to tell you ♪ 2157 01:36:53,873 --> 01:36:58,266 ♪ Please, won't you take me back ♪ 2158 01:36:58,266 --> 01:37:01,716 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2159 01:37:01,716 --> 01:37:05,999 ♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo, oh ♪ 2160 01:37:05,999 --> 01:37:09,495 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2161 01:37:09,495 --> 01:37:14,381 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2162 01:37:14,381 --> 01:37:17,011 ♪ Boy, I never meant to hurt you ♪ 2163 01:37:17,011 --> 01:37:20,754 ♪ God knows how hard I tried ♪ 2164 01:37:20,754 --> 01:37:24,559 ♪ No answers to questions you ask me ♪ 2165 01:37:24,559 --> 01:37:29,511 ♪ For the reasons I chose to lie ♪ 2166 01:37:29,511 --> 01:37:32,701 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 2167 01:37:32,701 --> 01:37:36,943 ♪ Whoa, whoa, oh, oh ♪ 2168 01:37:36,943 --> 01:37:40,740 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh ♪ 2169 01:37:40,740 --> 01:37:43,187 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 2170 01:37:43,187 --> 01:37:46,346 ♪ I said I need you to know ♪ 2171 01:37:46,346 --> 01:37:49,013 (upbeat music) 2172 01:38:07,346 --> 01:38:11,831 ♪ Boy, I never meant to hurt you ♪ 2173 01:38:11,831 --> 01:38:15,852 ♪ Please, won't you take me back ♪ 2174 01:38:15,852 --> 01:38:19,688 ♪ I meant to say I'm sorry ♪ 2175 01:38:19,688 --> 01:38:22,286 ♪ 'Cause I'm really bad at that ♪ 2176 01:38:22,286 --> 01:38:25,536 ("I Need You To Know") 2177 01:38:37,813 --> 01:38:41,755 ♪ This is an exercise about how to finish and begin ♪ 2178 01:38:41,755 --> 01:38:42,751 ♪ And all living well ♪ 2179 01:38:42,751 --> 01:38:44,475 ♪ This is knowing that was then ♪ 2180 01:38:44,475 --> 01:38:48,358 ♪ Warning, take your alarm, desire its sound ♪ 2181 01:38:48,358 --> 01:38:49,993 ♪ Best friends forever ♪ 2182 01:38:49,993 --> 01:38:52,302 ♪ You better find some shelter now ♪ 2183 01:38:52,302 --> 01:38:57,302 ♪ Hey, yeah, bombs away ♪ 2184 01:38:57,315 --> 01:38:59,981 ♪ I'm staring out at fourth and forever ♪ 2185 01:38:59,981 --> 01:39:02,455 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 2186 01:39:02,455 --> 01:39:04,753 ♪ Bombs away ♪ 2187 01:39:04,753 --> 01:39:08,186 ♪ I'm staring out at fourth and forever ♪ 2188 01:39:08,186 --> 01:39:11,436 ("I Need You To Know") 146081