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Previously on "Younger"...
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I just went through
a really bad breakup,
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and I don't know if I could or should
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jump back into bed with somebody.
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What do you think about a fall release?
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We'd have to move quickly, though.
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Oh, good. I love moving quickly.
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What is happening?
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Are things really over
between you and Charles?
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He's... free to do whatever he wants.
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Thanks, Liza.
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I just never thought you'd
be someone's rebound.
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When an employee doesn't get along
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with the boss's new girlfriend,
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guess who's out?
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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- Hey.
- BOTH: Hi.
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Hey, baby girl.
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Aw, thanks for taking
her on short notice.
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Yes, of course. We got a light
day today, so we're good.
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So, Clare, how is life with
the real estate mogul?
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You mean Rob. And he's hardly a mogul.
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- And we split up, so...
- What?
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- When did that happen?
- [SIGHS] Just last week.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
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You didn't wanna say anything to me?
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- You know you can still talk to me, right?
- [COOS]
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I'm still your...
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- Baby daddy.
- Yeah, I'm... yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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[LAUGHS] Thanks, but I'm fine.
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He's a great guy, we're just,
you know, in different places.
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Yes, I'm even boring
myself with all this.
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- Okay.
- [LAUGHS]
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Bye, baby. Bye.
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Bye. Go kick some ass today, Mommy.
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[SIGHS]
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God, that has to be so hard.
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Dating as a single mom?
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We should take her out to brunch.
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Oh, Kelsey, brunch is
your answer to everything.
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Do you think she really
wants to unload on us?
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Just make it a tea.
It's less of a commitment.
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Yeah, I think she'd love that.
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- [CELL PHONE DINGS]
- [GASPS]
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Oh, no. No, no. No, no.
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- This is... this... this is bad.
- Wait. What is happening?
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- Use your words.
- Okay, I gotta get to Liza's.
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Kels, bring my galleys to Empirical.
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I am not your assistant.
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- [DOOR CLICKS SHUT]
- [LAUGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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- Good morning, beauty!
- Lauren, what... why?
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- Maggie!
- Uh-uh, nope.
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I sent her on a bagel run.
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You're gonna need some carbs.
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[SIGHS]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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_
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♪ ♪
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Okay.
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Yeah, you're looking at me
like I'm the jittery waxer
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who just ripped off your perineum,
and that's fine, okay?
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Quinn is coming in to review
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the marketing plan for
"The F Word" at 10:00.
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And you can either find
out when she saunters in
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wearing one of his wrinkled
shirts as a mini dress,
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or you can find out from a friend.
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I came as soon as I heard.
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Thanks, friend.
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[DOOR CLICKS OPEN AND SHUT]
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FedEx just dropped off
his-and-her "Gatsby" costumes.
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[SIGHS] Those are mine.
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My friend Michelle's Roaring '20s
anniversary party is tonight.
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- Oh, shit.
- His and hers?
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Charles was supposed to come,
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but I guess I'll just be hanging solo
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in a room full of judgmental couples.
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Liza, no, no, no, no, no. Say no more.
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I'm gonna call my friend Stefanos, okay?
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He staffs bartenders, cater waiters,
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the hottest men you've ever seen.
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Now most of them are Kinsey-6 gay,
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but they will definitely give
you the old grope-a-dope
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in front of your PTA friends
if you tip generously.
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Lauren, are these sex
workers or waiters?
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Yes, they are.
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[LAUGHS]
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I'm good.
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♪ It's about to go down ♪
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♪ It's about to get loud ♪
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♪ It's about to go down ♪
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Thank you all so much for
pulling this together so quickly.
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I really wanna get it out
as soon as possible.
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Ooh, can I read them the new ending?
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[QUIRKY MUSIC]
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- Oh, I'm not sure that...
- He inspired it.
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He made a joke that he
was my consolation prize
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after the whole senate debacle.
Here, listen to this.
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Um, why don't we save
it for the copy edits?
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Aw, he's so shy.
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♪ ♪
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The gentlest warriors always
carry the biggest swords.
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So...
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[LAUGHING CRAZILY]
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Liza.
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"Claw" would've been a much better book
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if I had listened to your notes.
So I'm listening now.
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I'd be happy to.
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Uh, we have some more
editorial notes to review,
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but why don't we do that in my office?
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Of course. And thanks, Liza.
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[QUIETLY] You're so welcome.
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You handled that so much
better than I would
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if someone was talking about
my ex's sword in a meeting.
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You do not have to read that book.
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[HEAVY THUD]
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- Oh, no.
- [SIGHS]
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It's well written.
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I mean, even if a lot of
it sounds like bullshit.
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Well, it's a book about failure
written by billionaire.
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Of course it's bullshit.
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But these stories that
she tells... [LAUGHS]
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They sound phony.
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I mean, is anyone really going
to believe that Pope Benedict
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consulted her about
admitting female clergy?
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Well, Charles is editing the book.
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Maybe we just let him worry about it.
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Yeah, but he's not seeing things clearly
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because they're... whatever they are.
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Okay, he's not seeing things clearly?
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This has nothing to do with us.
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Naomi Wolf's last book got canceled
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when they found out that it
was full of factual errors.
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Her publisher lost a ton of money.
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Quinn has already hired a
third-party fact checker.
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And she's never forged
anything before, has she?
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Are we just going to sit by
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while the woman who almost
bankrupted our company once
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and besmirched our reputation
threatens to do it again?
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[SIGHS] Okay.
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Liza, I want you to know
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that I recognize your passion, okay?
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- I respect it, and I fear it.
- Okay, ignore her.
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Ignore this, okay?
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It's Charles's problem now, not yours.
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[SIGHS]
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Okay.
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[LIGHT MUSIC]
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And this story about Elizabeth Warren
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telling Quinn she's one
of the good billionaires
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is both politically volatile
and provably inaccurate.
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Elizabeth Warren categorically
says the existence of billionaires
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is immoral. Also...
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Liza.
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I need to apologize to you
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for what happened in the meeting.
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I can't imagine a worse way
for you to find that out.
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I'd already seen it in "Page Six."
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That's definitely worse.
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- I'm sorry...
- You know what?
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It's none of my business.
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Let's just keep it to the book.
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Why don't I just fact-check
some of these?
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You're still not sold?
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Quinn is a controversial author.
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People will already be dubious
that she's turned over a new leaf.
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Okay.
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So let me know what you find.
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Great. I will report any
red flags... for the book.
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I meant for the book.
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I have gotta go.
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I'm a late for a... a thing. So.
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There's a chair.
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[UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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I'm honestly embarrassed
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that I didn't clock this
Rob/Clare breakup thing.
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I mean look at her Insta.
Apple picking with Rob,
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then Domino Park with Rob and Gemma.
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Yeah, and then back on the market hard.
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Did we even know that
she could do the splits?
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- No. [LAUGHS]
- Hey, you guys,
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can someone grab my coat?
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Uh, why, girl? You naked in there?
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Uh, n... no.
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- I just... oh...
- [GASPS]
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- Yes!
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[GASPS] Hello, gorgeous.
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It's just a costume for a party
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that I maybe shouldn't even go to.
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Why? You're single again.
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You need to put it on main,
girl. That's what Clare did.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Let the new customers see
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what's on the menu and
let the old ones see
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- what they're missing.
- What is she talking about?
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[LAUGHS] I'll explain on
the way to the elevator.
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Past Charles.
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No, no, I shouldn't do that.
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Yeah, and he shouldn't have shown up
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in "Page Six" with Quinn, okay?
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Sashay away.
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[ROCK MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Take a load off your mind ♪
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♪ Baby, you're one of a kind ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Let your individuality be kind ♪
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Bye, Charles. Have a great weekend.
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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I'm sorry, which wave
of feminism is this?
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Oh, shut up and just be petty for once.
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- [SIGHS]
- He's choking on his water.
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- Don't look. [SCOFFS]
- Oh.
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♪ We got it, we got it, we got it ♪
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ ♪
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Liza!
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[LAUGHS] Hi.
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Ooh, that dress.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- I thought you were just defrauding
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that publishing house. What?
Are you embezzling now too?
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[LAUGHS] I'm just kidding.
Where's Charles?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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I knew this would happen.
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I read all about his first marriage.
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I did a little deep Googling.
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It's just Googling on
three glasses of wine.
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Of course he wasn't ready
to commit to anybody.
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Oh, you must be devastated.
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Are you devastated?
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Actually, he proposed.
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You said no?
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I didn't want to get married again.
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I don't even know if I
believe in it anymore.
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- It's a flawed system.
- Aw, honey.
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You and I can split a bottle of chards
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and rail against the prison of matrimony
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on another night
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that isn't my 20th wedding
anniversary party.
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- Ooh, Denny.
- Right.
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Jules! Excuse me.
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Oh! You poor thing.
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♪ ♪
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[BUMPING ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[GLASS DINGING]
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Hi, hi. Excuse me.
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I just wanted to take a minute as dean
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to welcome all of our esteemed guests
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and thank the artists who donated
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to the silent auction to
benefit our scholarship fund.
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- Bored?
- Yep.
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00:09:44,188 --> 00:09:46,375
- Booze?
- Yep.
257
00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:50,666
So have a wonderful time,
enjoy the open bar,
258
00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:53,208
please bid early and often,
259
00:09:53,209 --> 00:09:54,999
but not on that piece by Maggie Amato.
260
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,917
I've already made space in my den.
261
00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:58,820
Thank you all so much.
262
00:09:58,850 --> 00:10:02,320
[APPLAUSE]
263
00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:05,180
[CHATTER]
264
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,540
[LIGHT PIANO MUSIC]
265
00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,540
Hi.
266
00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:10,166
♪ ♪
267
00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:12,458
Um, you have your eye
on anything tonight?
268
00:10:12,459 --> 00:10:14,409
Sure do.
269
00:10:14,410 --> 00:10:18,340
- I mean on any pieces.
- I know what you meant.
270
00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,209
You are so stunning.
271
00:10:26,740 --> 00:10:29,020
Hey, did you hear that name-drop?
272
00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:31,120
You're officially queen of art prom.
273
00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:33,500
Aw, the dean's just friends
with my gallerist, that's all.
274
00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:35,750
And whose friend is she?
275
00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:39,249
[JAZZY BROADWAY MUSIC PLAYING]
276
00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:41,569
♪ ♪
277
00:10:41,570 --> 00:10:43,620
Five, six, seven, eight.
278
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,916
And left. And right.
279
00:10:45,917 --> 00:10:50,660
And step, step, step, step.
Keep those hips square.
280
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:53,249
It's a Charleston, not a lap dance.
281
00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,373
Hon, do you need a dance partner?
282
00:10:55,374 --> 00:10:56,460
Nope, I'm good.
283
00:10:56,480 --> 00:11:00,119
♪ Shout hooray and hallelu! ♪
284
00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,420
♪ Now me and Mr. Wrong are through ♪
285
00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:04,240
♪ I'll find myself another beau ♪
286
00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:08,420
♪ Who I know is no rover ♪
287
00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,840
♪ Forget about the boy ♪
288
00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:13,120
♪ Forget about the boy ♪
289
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:16,200
♪ Forget about the boy ♪
290
00:11:16,220 --> 00:11:18,660
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
291
00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:22,875
Liza Miller, is that you?
292
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000
Vince? Hi!
293
00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,250
What? Oh, my goodness.
294
00:11:28,258 --> 00:11:29,999
It's been ages.
295
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,658
Carpool, ninth grade.
296
00:11:31,659 --> 00:11:33,004
As soon as the girls could drive,
297
00:11:33,005 --> 00:11:34,440
- I was a ghost.
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
298
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:37,909
- Vinny, you made it. [LAUGHS]
- Hey.
299
00:11:37,910 --> 00:11:40,819
Without a costume like
the invitation required.
300
00:11:40,820 --> 00:11:45,300
- Yeah, well...
- I will go to the costume chest.
301
00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:46,770
Liza, keep an eye on him.
302
00:11:46,778 --> 00:11:48,373
- [LAUGHS]
- Let's go.
303
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,919
I can't believe Andrea
304
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,740
let you out of the house
without a costume.
305
00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:54,587
Well, Andrea has a new husband to dress.
306
00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:56,708
We got a divorce a few years ago.
307
00:11:56,709 --> 00:11:58,580
Oh, I'm so sorry.
308
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,410
I didn't know. I've been in New York.
309
00:12:00,417 --> 00:12:02,499
I know, I know.
I've heard a lot about you.
310
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:05,020
Okay, everyone, let's Lindy hop!
311
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,449
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
312
00:12:07,450 --> 00:12:08,542
[BOTH LAUGH]
313
00:12:08,550 --> 00:12:10,958
Uh, show me a few moves?
314
00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:16,500
♪ ♪
315
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,584
They're plant-based... oh, Maggie!
316
00:12:18,585 --> 00:12:21,840
Hey, I had an ulterior motive
for asking you here tonight.
317
00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:23,560
Is this a lesbian speed-dating event?
318
00:12:23,580 --> 00:12:25,749
- Don't leave me alone.
- [LAUGHS]
319
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:27,940
Listen, we have an
open teaching position
320
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,614
in our visual arts program,
321
00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:32,269
- and you are a perfect fit.
- Wha... me? Really?
322
00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:34,416
Yes, you, because you've
got decades of experience,
323
00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:36,582
but you're still making vital work.
324
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:38,080
You'd mentor our students
325
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:39,459
and teach them everything you've learned
326
00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:41,124
being a working artist in New York.
327
00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,791
She's basically already
doing that for free.
328
00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:45,291
Well, then let's get her paid for it.
329
00:12:45,292 --> 00:12:46,625
Come by my office next week.
330
00:12:46,626 --> 00:12:49,199
- Okay.
- Great.
331
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:52,000
[ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC]
332
00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,240
♪ ♪
333
00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:56,100
What a night for Professor Amato.
334
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,440
- Right? It doesn't even sound real.
- [LAUGHS]
335
00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:00,480
It's like a character in a bad porno.
336
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,500
Hey, now.
337
00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:05,840
Speaking of bad pornos,
338
00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:07,680
I think I know how this one's gonna end.
339
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,374
Look, I'm catching an
early train to Philly
340
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:11,780
to go see KT in the morning, so...
341
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:14,080
Be good, Professor Amato.
342
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,000
- You got a light?
- Yeah.
343
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:24,699
You seem tense.
344
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:27,120
Yeah, well, it's not really my scene.
345
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,949
Me either. These things
are always super boring.
346
00:13:29,950 --> 00:13:31,550
Well, then what are we still doing here?
347
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,760
Good question.
348
00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:38,409
Coming?
349
00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:42,042
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
350
00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:46,416
♪ ♪
351
00:13:46,417 --> 00:13:49,229
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
352
00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:51,569
I didn't know that you
moved to the city.
353
00:13:51,570 --> 00:13:54,280
- I'm so out of the loop.
- Or nobody talks about me.
354
00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:56,280
Oh, well, they definitely
used to talk about you.
355
00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:58,699
My book-club ladies
called you "hot dad."
356
00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:01,040
- Ooh.
- I pitched "Prince Vince,"
357
00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:03,409
but they thought it was too cutesy.
358
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,839
Is that why Lori Champlin
always "ran out of gas"
359
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:07,880
at away games?
360
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:09,887
You know, she tried to
kiss me at homecoming.
361
00:14:09,888 --> 00:14:11,833
[GASPS] She kissed me at book club.
362
00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:13,791
So by the transitive property,
363
00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:15,374
we've already kissed.
364
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,127
But she didn't kiss you, so...
365
00:14:17,128 --> 00:14:20,624
Settle down, Hot Mom.
You know, we'll get there.
366
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:21,797
♪ ♪
367
00:14:21,798 --> 00:14:23,798
No one called me Hot Mom.
368
00:14:23,799 --> 00:14:26,837
Well, I did just now.
369
00:14:26,838 --> 00:14:30,333
Keep dancing. Don't give up.
370
00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:32,167
[LAUGHS]
371
00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:41,069
[DREAMY MUSIC]
372
00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:43,187
Ugh, the whole night was like a dream.
373
00:14:43,188 --> 00:14:46,727
A room full of art snobs
gushing over my work,
374
00:14:46,728 --> 00:14:49,140
and then a stranger... I...
375
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:52,160
- but you see where this is going.
- I do, and thanks for stopping.
376
00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:53,719
Well, I mean you had a great night too.
377
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,416
Are you gonna text Hot Dad?
378
00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:57,409
Um, maybe.
379
00:14:57,410 --> 00:14:59,199
I mean, it was fun seeing him
380
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,750
and nice to know that a
crush was reciprocated.
381
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,329
You know, sometimes that's enough.
382
00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:04,417
Really? That's enough now?
383
00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:06,580
I don't know anything anymore, Maggie.
384
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,042
Ah, well, I got something that
might be able to help with that.
385
00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:10,860
My trick left me a little treat.
386
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,659
I don't know what it does,
but it's French and it's pink.
387
00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:14,699
[LAUGHS] Well, it's 8:00 a.m.
388
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:17,500
It's a little early for recreational
drugs, and I can't.
389
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,458
I have to fact-check Quinn's book.
390
00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:21,916
Fact-check? You know, I really
don't understand your job.
391
00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:23,627
[SIGHS] Neither do I.
392
00:15:23,628 --> 00:15:25,583
♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪
393
00:15:25,584 --> 00:15:27,541
♪ Like it, love it, love it ♪
394
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:29,499
♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪
395
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,409
♪ Like it, love it, ooh ♪
396
00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:32,429
♪ Love it! ♪
397
00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:35,874
So, Aiden, you were Quinn's
assistant for how long?
398
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,799
Uh, second assistant.
399
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,332
Yeah, I never made it to first.
400
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:42,300
So I wasn't, like, interacting
with power players.
401
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,709
I was fetching her birth control.
402
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,659
Getting screamed at for
getting the wrong kind.
403
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:50,354
Been there. It's hard being
someone's assistant.
404
00:15:50,355 --> 00:15:53,440
Yeah, "Hand-Aiden," that's
what she used to call me...
405
00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:55,208
in front of Melinda Gates; that was fun.
406
00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:57,919
Sorry, you did not come here
to listen to me complain.
407
00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:01,910
So, uh, what do you
need to kill this book?
408
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,439
- No, no, no.
- Oh, come on.
409
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,460
You can't stand her.
I could tell on the phone.
410
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,834
- I can help. I want to.
- I'm not...
411
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,500
I am just trying to verify
a story from her book.
412
00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:13,833
Okay.
413
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,877
The one about her divestment from WeWork
414
00:16:15,878 --> 00:16:17,792
just before they pulled their IPO.
415
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:21,259
A lot of pundits hinted
that she was tipped off
416
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:23,874
by someone inside and bailed.
417
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,541
That's a dead end.
418
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:26,919
She never wanted to invest in that cult,
419
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,580
but the board overruled her,
so she pulled out of the fund
420
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,299
and was the only one who
didn't look like an idiot
421
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,500
when they pulled it.
422
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:35,625
So she's telling the truth?
423
00:16:35,626 --> 00:16:37,167
Yeah.
424
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:41,749
Thank you, Aiden.
425
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,419
Yeah, but, I mean, I'm sure
we can find something
426
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,329
to take her down, or, hell,
we could make something up.
427
00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:48,517
- I mean look what you have...
- Thank you, Aiden.
428
00:16:48,518 --> 00:16:50,166
Yeah.
429
00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:53,999
[POP MUSIC]
430
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,379
- Happy breakup brunch, ladies.
- Yeah.
431
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:58,666
- Go ahead, Clare. Let it all out.
- [SIGHS]
432
00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:00,628
This is really nice of you guys,
433
00:17:00,629 --> 00:17:02,460
but I'm actually okay.
434
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,416
You know, it was a mature breakup.
435
00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:06,249
Rob and I are at different
places in our lives,
436
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,860
and we're just, you know,
we're not the right fit.
437
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:09,999
That's it.
438
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,579
"A mature breakup"?
439
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:13,829
- I don't know her.
- No, I know, couldn't be me,
440
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:15,455
- but good for you.
- [LAUGHS]
441
00:17:15,456 --> 00:17:16,774
Well, now I feel bad.
442
00:17:16,775 --> 00:17:19,580
Can we keep day drinking even
though I'm not devastated?
443
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,208
I mean, I already paid the babysitter.
444
00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:23,041
- Of course, yes, hello.
- Yeah.
445
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,620
Thank you, and I'm sure
you're exaggerating.
446
00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:27,359
How did you and Zane end things?
447
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,119
Oh, he dumped her over FaceTime
448
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,999
because she got promoted above him.
449
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,379
- No.
- BOTH: Yes!
450
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:33,749
- Yes, 100.
- Okay.
451
00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:37,079
Oh, my gosh. Okay. We're gonna...
452
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,917
Can we... one more?
453
00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:40,340
Thanks.
454
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,750
Okay, start at the beginning.
455
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,067
[PHONE CHATTER]
456
00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:48,759
Yes, Father. Okay, Father.
457
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,639
Yes, we just wanted to
verify everything in her book
458
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,877
before we go to print.
459
00:17:52,878 --> 00:17:54,169
[PHONE CHATTER]
460
00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:59,179
Yes, she is so great, isn't she?
461
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:01,999
Okay. Okay.
462
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,740
Hail... hail... hail Mary.
463
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,218
Bye-bye.
464
00:18:05,219 --> 00:18:07,700
[CELL PHONE BUZZES]
465
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,830
- Vince, hi.
- Hey, Hot Mom.
466
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:15,068
Oh, I don't think that
name's gonna stick.
467
00:18:15,069 --> 00:18:17,120
Um, how was your Saturday?
468
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,624
Well, not as good as my
Friday, thanks to you.
469
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:22,699
So I was thinking,
we're both in the city,
470
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,280
we're both single,
471
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:27,240
and I have a reservation
in Soho on Monday
472
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,377
and no one to go with.
473
00:18:29,378 --> 00:18:31,149
That sounds really nice, actually,
474
00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:32,739
but I should be honest with you.
475
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:35,580
I'm not sure I'm ready to be
someone's dance partner right now.
476
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,219
That's good, because I think
I popped my knee out
477
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:39,792
- during the Lindy hop.
- [LAUGHS]
478
00:18:40,558 --> 00:18:43,583
Listen, I know you just
got out of something.
479
00:18:43,584 --> 00:18:45,958
All I'm looking for is somebody
to sit across from me
480
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,397
at a nice restaurant.
481
00:18:47,398 --> 00:18:49,791
- A dinner buddy.
- Exactly.
482
00:18:49,792 --> 00:18:54,237
You know, anything else is
just icing. Do you do icing?
483
00:18:54,238 --> 00:18:57,137
You know, I should really learn
your dietary restrictions
484
00:18:57,138 --> 00:18:59,038
if we're gonna be dinner buddies.
485
00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:00,666
Yes.
486
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,749
What? To dinner or to the icing?
487
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,900
Let's just start with dinner.
488
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,820
[LAUGHS] Okay.
I'll text you the details,
489
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:11,083
and I will see you Monday... buddy.
490
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:13,562
- Okay.
- ♪ You know I've been hungry ♪
491
00:19:13,563 --> 00:19:16,027
♪ Help me feed my hunger ♪
492
00:19:16,028 --> 00:19:18,197
♪ Baby, can we hurry? ♪
493
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,497
♪ I can't wait much longer ♪
494
00:19:20,498 --> 00:19:24,360
♪ And we're not getting
younger, younger ♪
495
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:30,699
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
496
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,340
So it's two classes per week,
497
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:33,679
a session of office hours,
498
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,620
and individual critiques
at the end of the term,
499
00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:36,820
and this is your salary
500
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,800
- plus medical and dental.
- Fantastic!
501
00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:42,079
You know, I've never had
dental insurance in my life.
502
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,719
- So you'll think about it?
- There's nothing to think about
503
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,364
except which crown I'm replacing.
504
00:19:45,365 --> 00:19:46,800
Uh, where do I sign?
505
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:48,627
Well, we'll finalize the
long-form contracts,
506
00:19:48,628 --> 00:19:51,209
but we can get your
paperwork started now.
507
00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:53,920
- [KNOCKING]
- Hey, there she is.
508
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:56,690
Maggie, this my wife, Kamila.
509
00:19:56,698 --> 00:19:58,249
- How are you, sweet pea?
- Hi, love.
510
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:00,667
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
511
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:05,100
- I remember you.
- Um, you do?
512
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,620
You bid on her painting, right, babe?
513
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,020
I did, I did, and we're gonna
be seeing a lot more of her
514
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,370
'cause she's teaching here now.
515
00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:14,166
That's terrific news.
516
00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:15,666
♪ ♪
517
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:17,624
Welcome to the family.
518
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:19,370
Thanks.
519
00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:25,720
So why were Clare and Lauren kissing
520
00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:27,500
on Instagram Stories this weekend?
521
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,040
We had a breakup brunch
522
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:31,959
which Lauren tried to turn
into a make-out dinner.
523
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,040
- Oh.
- But we're over our exes,
524
00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:35,807
so it all worked out.
525
00:20:35,808 --> 00:20:37,538
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
526
00:20:37,539 --> 00:20:40,541
Liza, thank you so much for your notes.
527
00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:43,624
They were as smart and
incisive as I'd hoped.
528
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:44,958
Just doing my job.
529
00:20:44,959 --> 00:20:46,748
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do too.
530
00:20:46,749 --> 00:20:49,708
So I hope we can put the past
in the past and move on.
531
00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:51,309
Mm-hmm.
532
00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:53,020
Should I forward the notes to Charles?
533
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,167
Oh, no, I can show him
tonight at dinner.
534
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,040
- Great.
- [CELL PHONE BUZZING]
535
00:20:58,042 --> 00:21:00,019
Oh... oh, God, it's Pelosi.
536
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,620
I gotta take this.
537
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:02,767
Hey, girl.
538
00:21:02,768 --> 00:21:05,200
[LAUGHS]
539
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,450
Are you okay?
540
00:21:06,459 --> 00:21:08,749
Yeah, I just gotta get
used to her being around.
541
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,879
Better to have her as an
ally than an enemy, right?
542
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,289
Yeah, definitely better as an ally.
543
00:21:14,290 --> 00:21:18,539
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
544
00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:23,410
♪ ♪
545
00:21:23,419 --> 00:21:25,579
[BOTH LAUGHING]
546
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:28,039
Okay, they called me "Legs-a Miller"?
547
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,980
- Yes.
- That is so stupid.
548
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,780
[LAUGHS] Well, look, it's no Hot
Dad, but what do you expect
549
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,260
from a bunch of suburban
mortgage brokers?
550
00:21:36,270 --> 00:21:37,280
[LAUGHS]
551
00:21:38,638 --> 00:21:42,458
I used to have such a crush on you.
552
00:21:42,459 --> 00:21:44,977
Is that okay to say on a first date?
553
00:21:44,978 --> 00:21:47,469
It's not a date, buddy.
554
00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:50,660
Besides, I think I'm undatable.
555
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,369
You are many things,
556
00:21:52,370 --> 00:21:54,900
but undatable isn't one of them.
557
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,249
So since it's not a date,
558
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,739
can I ask how you and Andrea are doing?
559
00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:00,749
We're friendly.
560
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,840
My divorce was probably
a lot like yours.
561
00:22:02,860 --> 00:22:04,299
Oh, so you cheated on her
562
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,791
and lost all your savings
playing blackjack in Bayonne?
563
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,667
Yikes. Not that. [CHUCKLES]
564
00:22:09,668 --> 00:22:11,867
I just mean that we were
married pretty young,
565
00:22:11,868 --> 00:22:15,041
and, um, I've been married
most of my adult life.
566
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,268
And so when it ended,
567
00:22:16,269 --> 00:22:19,077
I finally had to ask myself
who I really was.
568
00:22:19,078 --> 00:22:20,477
♪ ♪
569
00:22:20,478 --> 00:22:22,509
And who were you?
570
00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:25,560
Well, I was a person
571
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:28,319
who grew up with miserable parents.
572
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,329
Hmm.
573
00:22:29,330 --> 00:22:32,829
And then my own relationships
were not great,
574
00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:35,660
but as long as I was successful,
575
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,840
I could convince myself
576
00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:40,708
that a partner was a liability
that I didn't want.
577
00:22:40,709 --> 00:22:44,083
All I ever really wanted was a family,
578
00:22:44,084 --> 00:22:47,416
a house, a wife, kids.
579
00:22:47,417 --> 00:22:49,874
Do you know how much pressure
that puts on a marriage?
580
00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:51,329
I do,
581
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:53,680
and I know how destabilizing it is
582
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:56,084
when you put all your chips on
something, and it doesn't work out.
583
00:22:56,085 --> 00:22:59,940
- [SCOFFS]
- Your whole life, a really good life,
584
00:22:59,948 --> 00:23:01,916
just vaporizes.
585
00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:05,833
And for the first time in your
life, you're just alone.
586
00:23:05,834 --> 00:23:09,369
I never minded being alone.
587
00:23:09,370 --> 00:23:11,940
But then when my senate race exploded,
588
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,060
I looked around.
589
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:18,080
I realized that I didn't have
any people in my life.
590
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,220
- Only employees.
- [CHUCKLES]
591
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,124
And then when I bumped
into you in Chicago,
592
00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:27,000
I can't even say it was
a feeling I had missed.
593
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,028
Because honestly, I don't know
if I'd ever felt it before.
594
00:23:31,029 --> 00:23:32,760
I've never felt older
595
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:34,458
than on dates with younger women.
596
00:23:34,459 --> 00:23:35,679
[LAUGHS] Why?
597
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,860
I mean, seriously, there's only
so many times that you can say,
598
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,179
"Wow," to a TikTok dance
challenge, you know?
599
00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:43,920
And most people our age
600
00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:46,119
are so terrified of ending up alone
601
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,708
that they just wanna
lock something down.
602
00:23:48,709 --> 00:23:50,119
So why don't you?
603
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:53,280
I just got to a place where
my life can surprise me again.
604
00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:55,580
I hate surprises.
605
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,229
Always have.
606
00:23:57,230 --> 00:24:00,375
I like stability.
607
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,880
I just don't feel like I should
have to apologize for that.
608
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:07,330
No.
609
00:24:07,334 --> 00:24:09,333
Look, in my experience,
610
00:24:09,334 --> 00:24:11,418
when you know what you want,
611
00:24:11,419 --> 00:24:13,666
you don't apologize for it.
612
00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:15,666
Hmm.
613
00:24:15,667 --> 00:24:17,708
You go for it.
614
00:24:17,709 --> 00:24:22,917
Well, then it's lucky that
we found each other.
615
00:24:24,650 --> 00:24:27,624
Do you know how lucky we are
to have found each other?
616
00:24:27,625 --> 00:24:29,620
Seriously.
617
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,080
You're a unicorn.
618
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:33,499
Most women, when I tell them I
don't want to get married again,
619
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,340
they get so upset.
620
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,760
But you're over it.
621
00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:39,209
No rings, no strings.
622
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:43,920
Next time, we don't even
have to get dinner.
623
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:46,084
[LAUGHS] Buddy.
624
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,999
I want dinner, Vince.
625
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,660
Yeah. Good.
626
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,958
Okay, yeah, me too.
627
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:55,540
I want a relationship.
628
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,120
I don't... I don't want to be
sleeping around forever.
629
00:24:58,140 --> 00:24:59,799
- That sounds exhausting.
- Okay.
630
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:03,249
I want a partner. I want to
share my life with someone.
631
00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:05,291
I just don't wanna move into his house
632
00:25:05,292 --> 00:25:06,535
and become his wife
633
00:25:06,536 --> 00:25:08,439
and have my life revolve around his.
634
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,583
I mean, why is that so hard
for him to understand?
635
00:25:10,584 --> 00:25:11,869
I'm sorry, who?
636
00:25:11,870 --> 00:25:14,149
My ex who proposed to me out of nowhere
637
00:25:14,150 --> 00:25:15,617
at someone else's wedding.
638
00:25:15,618 --> 00:25:17,833
And you said no, or...
639
00:25:17,834 --> 00:25:19,340
why?
640
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:22,039
Like, it sounds like
that's what you wanted,
641
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,620
so why couldn't you just get married?
642
00:25:23,650 --> 00:25:25,628
Why couldn't he just not get married?
643
00:25:25,629 --> 00:25:29,360
Why did he have to throw
everything away over semantics?
644
00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:30,959
Why does he get to decide it's over
645
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,999
just because he didn't
get what he wanted?
646
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,880
So you're still in love with him?
647
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:37,020
Of course I'm still in love with him!
648
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,649
And I blew it... or
he did or we both did
649
00:25:39,650 --> 00:25:42,914
or it doesn't matter because
it's over, and he's moved on,
650
00:25:42,915 --> 00:25:45,375
and I'm in Soho at some
hot new restaurant
651
00:25:45,390 --> 00:25:48,458
with a dinner buddy because I'm what?
652
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:50,333
[INHALES SHARPLY]
653
00:25:50,334 --> 00:25:52,792
Undatable? [CRIES]
654
00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:56,457
I'm just gonna go use the...
655
00:25:56,458 --> 00:25:58,097
yeah.
656
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:01,359
[SOMBER MUSIC]
657
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:06,334
♪ ♪
658
00:26:14,390 --> 00:26:17,570
[SIGHS]
659
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,640
♪ Ooh ♪
660
00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:25,058
♪ Ooh ♪
661
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,188
♪ Ooh ♪
662
00:26:28,189 --> 00:26:30,329
♪ ♪
663
00:26:30,330 --> 00:26:33,539
[LAUGHS]
664
00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:38,000
[CELL PHONE BUZZING]
665
00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:39,180
Hi, this is Liza.
666
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,020
Hi, Liza, this is Ayanna
Williams returning your call.
667
00:26:42,030 --> 00:26:45,140
I was Quinn Tyler's consultant
in the California primary.
668
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:48,159
Right. Hi, Ayanna.
I am with her publisher.
669
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,047
I was just calling to
fact-check something
670
00:26:50,048 --> 00:26:53,624
for her new book, but
I think we're all set.
671
00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:54,879
Another book?
672
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,840
At least I don't have to read it.
673
00:26:56,860 --> 00:26:57,955
What is it about?
674
00:26:57,956 --> 00:27:00,019
Failure. It's called "The F Word."
675
00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,340
That's smart. It makes
her look relatable.
676
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,520
That was always one of
her biggest negatives.
677
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:05,709
Not the only one though.
678
00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:09,140
What did you do for her campaign?
679
00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:12,149
Oppo research. I was
supposed to expose the flaws
680
00:27:12,150 --> 00:27:13,749
in her candidacy so she could fix that.
681
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:17,949
What were her flaws, if I can ask?
682
00:27:17,950 --> 00:27:19,580
People thought she was cold,
683
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,240
- a little condescending, elitist.
- Mmm.
684
00:27:22,270 --> 00:27:25,579
But the biggest one... and this
is so stupid and patriarchal
685
00:27:25,580 --> 00:27:27,249
I could scream...
686
00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:29,041
was that she wasn't married.
687
00:27:29,042 --> 00:27:31,166
People couldn't reconcile that.
688
00:27:31,167 --> 00:27:33,119
How was she supposed to fix that?
689
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:36,480
I literally told her to find
a guy with kind eyes
690
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,639
and a strong jawline to stand next her,
691
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,599
and she would jump ten
points in the polls.
692
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,099
15 if the guy had a normal-looking kid.
693
00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:44,120
Really?
694
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:48,458
And how did she take that?
695
00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:49,807
Not well,
696
00:27:49,808 --> 00:27:52,249
but she ate it pretty hard
in that senate race.
697
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:54,899
So if she runs again...
when she runs again;
698
00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:56,709
there are already rumors
she wants to be governor...
699
00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:58,600
I think she'd suck it up and do it.
700
00:27:59,459 --> 00:28:02,039
Do what?
701
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:07,160
Recruit a discount Kennedy to
walk her across the finish line.
702
00:28:07,167 --> 00:28:08,999
♪ Lies, lies ♪
703
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,874
Thanks for getting back to me.
704
00:28:10,875 --> 00:28:11,919
No problem.
705
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,040
♪ They taste like honey ♪
706
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:16,489
♪ Deceive your eyes ♪
707
00:28:16,490 --> 00:28:18,799
♪ Ooh ♪
708
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,437
♪ It's all just fun again ♪
709
00:28:21,438 --> 00:28:24,084
♪ Yay ♪
710
00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:28,249
Next time on "Younger"...
711
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:30,300
As someone who's gone
head-to-head with Quinn,
712
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,400
trust me, there's no winning or losing.
713
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:33,624
There's just hangovers.
714
00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:36,119
Why does Josh have all this baby stuff?
715
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:37,559
You still haven't told her
about your offspring?
716
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,083
It's not like I haven't tried.
717
00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:40,750
I just want what's best for you.
718
00:28:41,792 --> 00:28:43,874
You've got the wrong idea, Liza.
719
00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:45,292
You set me up.
720
00:28:46,110 --> 00:28:48,410
I mean, lucky for us, sex sells.
721
00:28:48,417 --> 00:28:49,833
Do you think we can pull this off?
722
00:28:49,834 --> 00:28:51,333
I have no idea.
723
00:28:51,334 --> 00:28:53,083
If I would've said something sooner,
724
00:28:53,084 --> 00:28:54,834
would it have made a difference?
725
00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:59,749
- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
726
00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:02,909
[POP MUSIC]
727
00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:08,459
♪ ♪
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