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[Herman]
Oh, my, that looks yummy, Lily.
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I'll bet there's not a family
on the block that's having a meal
like this tonight.
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Well, thank you, dear.
But before we start,
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Eddie has some news
for us tonight about school,
haven't you, Eddie?
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That's right. This Saturday night
is talent night at school.
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- Talent night?
- Yeah. It's going to be held
in the school gym.
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And if any kid has someone
in his family who has talent,
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he's supposed to volunteer
them to perform.
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And did you volunteer a member
of your family to perform?
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Oh, sure. I volunteered the one
who has the most talent off all.
Fine.
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- What time do I have to be there?
- Oh, I didn't volunteer you, Grandpa.
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I told 'em my Pop would
perform on talent night.
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- Herman?
- Me?
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Uh, hmm, hmm.
Well, uh, well, now. How about that?
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?? [Humming]
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?? [Bass Note]
[Off-key]
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Herman?
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Herman?
Herman!
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May I ask you something?
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Why of course, Grandpa.
Just what do you think you're doing?
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I'm trying to decide what to sing
at Eddie's school on talent night.
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You are going to sing?
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That's right.
And why not?
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After all, as they used to say...
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"Herman Munster has the finest
set of pipes in Transylvania."
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Herman, they were talking about
your circulatory system,
not your singing.
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Very funny.
You're just jealous because
Eddie volunteered me instead of you.
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[Laughing]
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And as that great philosopher,
Steve Allen, has said on
many occasions...
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"Jealousy is the stinkweed
in the garden of life."
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? Sweetest little fella?
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? Everybody knows?
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? Don't know what to call him?
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? But he's mighty like a rose??
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[Rumbling]
[Explosions]
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Herman, wh-what happened?
Uh, what happened?
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Bobby Darin here just
brought down the house.
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Grandpa. Grandpa, there must be
something Herman can do
to entertain on talent night.
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If he lets Eddie down,
he'll be so disappointed.
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I know, Lily. And when it comes
to Herman, I'm going to break
a long-standing American tradition.
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I'm gonna be nice to my son-in-law.
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How kind and noble you've become
since you've started reading Mary Worth.
What are you gonna do?
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Come with me, Lily.
I'll show you.
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- Ballet slippers?
- Magic ballet slippers.
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When Herman puts these on,
he'll get instant talent.
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I got the recipe from
Hans Christian Andersen.
I'll show you how they work.
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[Grandpa]
"Ballet, Old Soft Shoe,
Mexican Hat Dance, the Twist. '"
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Now, I take this
magic dancing powder,
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sprinkle it on the shoes,
and they start to dance.
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"Sleeping Beauty, Swan Lake,
Nutcracker Suite...
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Swing it, shoesies,
with a ballet beat."
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?? [Tchaikovsky: "Dance Of The Reeds'"]
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Oh, Grandpa, how wonderful!
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I know. Okay, fellows,
that's enough for now. Take five.
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Herman, I made these ballet slippers
in your size... 26E.
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I'll just tie a little bow
over the ankle.
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Oh, they're so cute.
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But gee, Lily, l... Golly, I don't want
to do the ballet at Eddie's school.
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People might get
the wrong impression.
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You know, that I was a...
Communist or something.
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You don't have to do the ballet.
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Just pick any magic dancing powder
you want for any kind of dance
you want. Be my guest.
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Go ahead, Herman,
for Eddie's sake?
All right.
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[Sighs]
Hmm.
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Uh, let's try the Old Soft Shoe.
Good.
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There always was
a little Gene Kelly in me.
[Chuckles]
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Where they got it from,
I'll never know, but there was.
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Put the other foot on, please.
Thank you. [Chuckles]
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A little Soft Shoe.
[Chuckles]
There you are.
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Hurry, Grandpa, I'm so excited.
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You know, I think I'll sprinkle
a little Indian Rain Dance powder on.
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We've had a dry spell lately.
Might as well kill two birds
with one stone.
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"Heel and toe it,
make us know it.
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Strut your stuff
and really show it."
Whoosh!
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Uh! He's doing the ballet.
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Holy mackerel! That's not "Soft Shoe."
I used the wrong powder.
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[Crash]
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Oh, dear! He can't stop!
Grandpa, do something.
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[Laughing]
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Oh, this is terrible!
How long will he keep on dancing?
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Oh, two, maybe three hours.
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Well, there's one consolation.
At least he'll be home
in time for lunch.
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[Thunder]
Oh, well, it's not a total loss.
It's started to rain.
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[Hissing]
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Ooh.
Oh, that feels good.
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[Hissing]
Ahh.
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Herman. Herman,
will you listen to me?
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Look,
all I have to do is take these shoes
to the shoemaker, have them resoled...
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and then the night of the talent show
you'll be in business again.
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Uh, no, no, Grandpa.
It's no use.
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When it comes to talent,
Herman Munster is a complete washout.
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I'm just gonna have to
tell my little boy that his daddy
is a great big stupid lox.
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No, dear. You're
a great big lovable lox.
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Pop.! Pop.! Hey, Pop.!
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I just talked to my teacher
again about talent night,
Oh, uh...
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and you won't have to sing or dance
or juggle or any of that corny stuff.
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Oh, good, because...
'Cause I volunteered you
for the best spot of all.
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I said you were the world's
greatest magician.
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[Laughing]
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[Grandpa]
Oh, boy.!
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Well, Herman,
the world's greatest magician.
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Uh, what do you
have to say to that?
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Bibble ibble ibble ibble
ibble ibble ibble ibble.
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?? [Organ: Carnival]
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There.
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I shall now make
a few passes over the hat...
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and I shall proceed to pull
a live chicken from the hat.
[Chuckles]
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00:10:03,249 --> 00:10:07,845
- Oh, Herman, you're so clever.
- Please, dear. Don't egg me on.
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00:10:07,921 --> 00:10:09,912
[Laughing]
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[Crunching]
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This is the loosest chicken
I ever saw.
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If you'll just allow me a few minutes
for a little bit more practice?
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Of course, Uncle Herman.
Now you just call us when you're ready.
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Fine. Fine. I'll be ready.
[Chuckles]
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[Sighs]
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00:11:03,576 --> 00:11:05,510
Brawwk!
What's up, Doc?
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Uh, I seem to have
run out of eggs.
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Uh, do you think
you could oblige?
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Don't look at me, buster.
My name's Charlie. Brawwk!
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00:11:15,855 --> 00:11:17,846
At least he could
have made an effort.
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[Blows Raspberry]
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[Sighs]
Please, Grandpa.
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You've got to do the magic
for Uncle Herman.
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Oh, but you mustn't let him know.
It would just break his heart.
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I'm sorry. I helped him
with the dancing shoes.
I'm not gonna try again.
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Grandpa, how can you act like that
after all Herman has done for you?
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00:11:41,881 --> 00:11:47,319
Why, if it wasn't for him,
you'd still be back in the Old Country,
hanging around in some damp old cave,
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00:11:47,387 --> 00:11:52,450
scratching fleas out of your wings
and wondering who your
next square meal was coming from.
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00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:55,594
I guess you're right, Lily.
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In the hustle-bustle of daily living,
we're inclined to forget those golden
moments of kindness. I'll do it.
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Where is the bum?
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Now, here we are.
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[Sighs]
And now, without further ado...
[Chuckles]
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I shall proceed to pull
a live chicken from the hat.
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[Chuckling]
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[Clucking]
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I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it!
I did it! I'm a magician!
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[Laughing]
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[Laughing Continues]
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Oh, boy!
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Lily, this book... how corny can you get?
It's got jokes with the tricks yet.
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Never mind the jokes,
Grandpa.
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When Herman does
those tricks tonight at school,
are you sure they're gonna work?
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Lily, with me in the wings,
he'll look like the greatest magician
since Merlin.
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Why, there's not a trick in this book
that I can't do with my eyes closed.
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Oh, Marilyn, lunch is almost ready.
Have you seen Herman and Eddie?
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00:13:22,949 --> 00:13:24,883
Oh, yes.
They're down in the lab.
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Uncle Herman wants
to practice his magic act,
so he'll be all ready for tonight.
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He's so proud thinking he can do magic.
I hope nothing goes wrong.
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How can anything go wrong?
If he sticks to the tricks in this book,
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there's not a chance of him
making a boob of himself.
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?? [Harmonica, Bells, Percussion]
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Well, Herman, you're on next.
This is your chance, Herman.
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Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa.
Calm down, calm down.
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Anyone would think
you were performing.
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Just stand in the wings and watch.
[Chuckles]
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Yes. Uh, thank you very much,
Teddy Branston's father.
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[Applause]
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00:14:21,574 --> 00:14:26,511
Now I'm sure you all recognized
"Clair de Lune" too.
[Applause]
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Now, uh, according to our program here,
we're in for a real treat.
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Uh, we have magic, uh, as performed
by Munster the Magnificent!
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?? [Carnival]
[Applause]
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[Murmuring]
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Now where did that come from?
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I get it. It's a gag.
He's a clown magician.
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Yeah. What a getup.
Gee, look at the size of that guy.
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00:15:00,746 --> 00:15:04,705
Wow! Looks like there could be
two fathers inside that costume.
Yeah.
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00:15:04,784 --> 00:15:07,048
I'd like to introduce myself.
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I'm Herman Munster, and my family's
in the iron and steel business.
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My mother irons
and my father steals.
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[Applause]
[Laughing]
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- [Whistling, Cheering]
- Oh, thank you. Thank you.
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Oh, oh, please.
Oh, oh, you're too kind. Thank you.
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[Clears Throat]
Tonight, I have some amazing
magic in store for you,
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but first, I would like to introduce
my assistant, Marilyn Munster.
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[Cheering, Applause]
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[Snaps Finger]
?? [Carnival]
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[Tapping]
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[Applause]
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Five, six, seven, eight...
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[Applause]
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Now you know what's
been holding up the act.
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These aren't mine.
They belong to my brother-in-law.
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But he doesn't need them.
His wife is the one who wears
the pants in his family.
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[Laughing]
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Grandpa! Wasn't there
a rabbit in that hat?
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I got it out just in time.
The big goof!
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And now, miss,
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if you would permit me
to place this egg on your head.
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And now, if you will
watch my assistant closely.
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[Squeaking]
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[Applause]
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I guess she must have
had bats in her belfry.
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00:18:06,031 --> 00:18:09,694
The last time I saw a ham that big,
it was in a butcher's window.
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00:18:09,769 --> 00:18:12,966
And now for the grand finale.
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My wife is standing in the wings.
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I'm going to ask my wife
to come out here on stage,
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and I am then going to proceed
to make my wife disappear.
[Laughing]
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A trick which any husband
should appreciate.
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Make me disappear?
What is this?
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I don't know.
Th-That trick wasn't in the book.
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[Audience Murmuring]
Excuse me.
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Come on, Lily, we're on.
But, Herman,
you can't do that trick.
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And just why can't I?
'Cause it's not in the book,
and I don't know it.
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Who cares whether you know it or not?
I'm doing the magic.
[Chuckles]
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Come on.
No. Herman,
I have news for you.
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Uh, well, Grandpa's been
standing back here in the wings...
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making all your tricks work for you.
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That's right.
I've done every one of them.
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Oh, I get it. I've been out there
doing magic and making a big hit...
[Audience Stomping Feet]
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And you want to stand here
in the wings and get all the credit.
[Chuckles]
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[Stomping Continues]
Uh, be right with you, folks.
[Chuckling]
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[Applause]
Hear that? Hear that?
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That proves I'm a better magician
than you are. Hear that applause?
Those are my people.
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Come on, Lily.
But, Herman...
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Lily, dear, come on.
They're calling for us.
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The show must go on.
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[Applause]
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Ladies and gentlemen...
Mrs. Munster.
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[Applause]
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I want you to take a good look at her,
because she's not gonna be here long.
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[Laughing]
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I wish you now
to observe this cabinet.
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Solid on this side,
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solid in back,
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solid... solid...
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solid all the way around.
[Chuckles]
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And now, Lily, dear,
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if you please.
?? [Piano]
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[Chuckling]
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Isn't that just like a woman?
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She doesn't want to go anywhere
where she can't spend money.
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"Alakazee, kazi, kazeer.
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Woman in the cabinet,
disappear!"
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Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
?? [Rim Shot]
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And now,
ladies and gentlemen, uh,
for a more difficult trick...
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and to me,
a more painful trick.
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I will now make my wife reappear.
[Laughing]
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"Alakazee, kazi, kazeer.
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Woman in the cabinet,
reappear!"
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[Applause]
Thank you.
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Not now.
[Applause Continues]
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Marilyn, not now
during the bows, dear.
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Not during the applause, dear.
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[Whispering]
[Chuckles]
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Lily, where are you?
Lily? Lily?
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Uh, where
are you, dear? Lily.!
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Lily!
[Chuckles]
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Lily! Come back, Lily! Lily!
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Lily! Uh-Uh-Uh,
Grandpa, help me!
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"Alakazee, kazi, kazeer!" Lily!
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Lily!
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Uh, listen, Eddie,
uh, about your mother...
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Pop, we've looked for her
a million times.
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She isn't there.
She's disappeared.
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Yes, well, I wanted to
talk to you about this.
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Uh, just come over here.
I want to, uh, tell you something.
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What is it, Pop?
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Eddie, I've just discovered something.
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What?
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I'm a widow
and you're an orphan,
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and it's all my fault.
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Hi, Herman.
Oh, Grandpa!
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What's new?
Grandpa! Grandpa,
you've got to help me!
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You've got to
make Lily reappear!
Me? You're the big magician.
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All I do is stand in the wings
and watch.
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Oh, Grandpa, Grandpa.
I'm sorry about that.
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I don't know what happened.
The trick backfired.
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Well, how could that have happened?
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Well, all I did was...
I'll show you.
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I put Lily in the cabinet...
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I pull the curtain,
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I said a few magic words,
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and I push the button...
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and then I open the curtains
and she was gone.
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Grandpa, you've got to help me.
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Lily! Lily, you've...
you've come back!
[Laughing]
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Hi, Mom. I'm glad you're back.
Pop was really crackin' up.
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Oh, was he, Eddie?
Oh, thank you, Grandpa,
thank you.
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Lily, sweetheart,
I will never do magic again.
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I shall be humble
and contrite and...
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Oh, Lily, I don't know
what I'd do without you.
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Believe me, Lily, I don't.
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Do you really mean that, pussycat?
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Of course I do, sweetheart.
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Besides, your-your name's
on all the bath towels.
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And if I ever got married again,
I'd have to find someone named Lily.
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