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Gortimer, narrating:
I've lived my whole life
on Normal Street.
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There's a lake at one end
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and a forest of shady trees
at the other.
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But what lies in between
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is anything but normal.
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When you're a kid,
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your room is your sanctuary.
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It's where you sleep.
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It's where you play.
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It's where you feel safe.
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But even the strongest
fortress in the world
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is no match for the one thing
that always wins in the end:
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change.
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[rip]
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[sigh]
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See? I ripped the pickle.
I need a new one.
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Honey, they don't even make
bedding like this anymore.
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I think it's time.
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Oh, no.
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We're not
getting rid of my bed.
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Ranger, you're a 13-year-old
who sleeps in a hamburger.
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I'm the 13-year-old
who sleeps in a hamburger.
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Honey, we talked
about this last month
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and last year
and two years ago.
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We have to do something
about your room.
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But it's taken me
my whole life
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to get it just
the way I want.
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Babe, it's
a little kid's room.
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You need a proper desk
and more closet space.
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[toy squeaks]
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You're buried in junk
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you don't
even play with.
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It's not junk.
It's my stuff. I need it.
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Really?
Like a toy telephone?
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It's got
sentimental value.
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It's the Iggyphone.
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Iggy was imaginary,
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and you haven't
played with him
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since you were 6.
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But I still
remember his number.
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Bird bird train truck cow.
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Iggy, it's Ranger. Call me.
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Ranger.
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[sigh] Fine.
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[sigh]
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Oh, this is so sweet of you.
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Gardner could use
some new toys.
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He's entered his
destructive phase.
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My mom's making me
get rid of stuff.
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We're redoing my room.
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Oh. Well, if you need
any walls torn down,
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this little dude would
be happy to help.
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I think I'll just leave it
to the professionals.
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Oh, speaking of,
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Gortimer and Abigail
showed me
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your Young Entrepreneurs
Project.
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You guys should seriously
consider doing it for real.
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You could make
a lot of money.
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What good is money
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if you can't even replace
your favorite pickle?
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It needs to be clear
and to the point.
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Oh, and big letters.
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Remember, these people
can barely see.
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Bigger. Got it.
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Hey, guys.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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We're just putting
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the finishing touches
on the logo.
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Perfect.
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That's it? Come on.
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We need flames.
We need glitter.
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We need a hologram.
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[chuckle]
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Why don't I
split the difference
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and come up
with something good?
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Thank you,
graphics department.
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You're very welcome, um,
what was yours again?
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Oh, we're, uh, the business
strategy development
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and related synergy
department.
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Right.
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Um, I'll have something
tomorrow.
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- See you.
- Bye.
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So you want to run
the presentation?
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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we're here
to present to you
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Normal Street's most
exciting business venture.
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As you know,
kids are young
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for a very short
period of time,
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but the elderly
stay old for a decade.
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And the older they get,
the more help they need.
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It's a rapidly
expanding market
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that just spells
opportunity.
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Imagine this scenario.
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Oh, no. I can't read
my newspaper
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because my eyes are
so blurry with old.
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Well,
you're in luck, sir,
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because newspaper reading
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is one of the many
services
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we provide
at Rent-a-Grandkid.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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What?
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Are we really going
to charge a guy
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just to read him
the paper?
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Well, that's the plan
for our business.
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It's our business plan.
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How much are we going
to charge him, a dollar?
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We charge by the hour.
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We charge more
for a really long paper
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and less for a short one.
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Perfect.
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Simple,
easy to understand.
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We have a real chance
at winning.
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We have no chance at winning.
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What was wrong with the
quantum simularity generator?
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It could destroy
all of Normal Street.
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We should do
something exciting,
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like cloning
saber tooth tigers.
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That could also destroy
all of Normal Street.
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Look, we need something
that has mass appeal.
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Something
everyone can use.
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We need more food.
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I'm still starving.
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I wish you could
just eat the spoon.
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- That's it.
- Do you think we could?
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Of course. It would be huge.
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Everyone would want one.
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Stanley,
you're a genius.
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My mom tells me that
all the time.
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[ring]
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[ring]
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[ring]
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Hello.
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All right, then we charge
more for the gross jobs
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and less for the fun jobs.
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- Deal?
- Deal.
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All right, what's next
on the schedule?
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A break. I'm exhausted.
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We're this close.
I can feel it.
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It's for you.
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It is?
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Ranger Bowen.
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Wait. Stop. Who is this?
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Stay there.
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[siren blares]
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I don't believe it.
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- Ranger?
- Iggy!
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Ha ha! Bird bird
train truck cow!
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Moo!
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[giggling] Man!
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You are so tall!
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When did you get so tall?
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Oh, no. Am I shrinking?
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No. Same size.
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Ranger, is, um,
is that Iggy?
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You see him, too?
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Oh, yeah. He has clearance.
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When you were 4 years old,
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you authorized him to see me.
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So I still don't get it.
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Are you a fireman
or a pirate?
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Oh. Yes.
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Hey, and are you
still afraid of cats?
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That was seven years ago.
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And it was one cat.
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I can't believe
you told him that.
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Oh, Ranger
tells me everything.
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That's sort of our deal.
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Iggy, what are you
doing here?
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Well, you called, and I came.
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The phone.
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But this is the real world.
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Yeah. And I'm
your real friend.
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So? What are we
doing first, huh?
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Hunting monsters?
Flying biplanes?
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Practicing
our ninja moves?
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Psh-psh, psh-psh.
Waa!
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Great job.
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Well, actually, we're
a little bit busy right now.
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We're working on our Young
Entrepreneurs Project.
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Oh. Hmm.
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[gasp]
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Pedro!
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Aw, what are you
doing in here?
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Uh-huh.
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What?
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He gave you away?
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Mom made me
get rid of stuff.
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Oh. I know. You're right.
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He just isn't as fun
as he used to be.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm still fun.
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Oh, yeah?
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Prove it.
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Let's go.
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Ha ha! Yeah!
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Huzzah, mateys! We did it!
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The treasure of the Mongoose
is ours to plunder!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Whaa!
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- Captain Iggy!
- Oh, yeah!
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Captain Iggy! Captain Iggy!
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Captain Iggy! Captain Iggy!
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Yes! Next we set sail
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for the Golden City
of Enchiladas!
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Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
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Whoa. All right, crew,
that was fun,
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but maybe it's time
to get going.
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You tack your tongue,
Mr. Gibbon.
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You can't abandon ship now.
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The sea,
it be a salty mistress,
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and the ground's lava.
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You're totally on fire
right now.
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Ha ha ha! You're on fire!
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He's on fire!
Ha ha ha ha!
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Ranger, you coming?
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We're not done yet.
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What about the presentation?
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What's your rush?
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I haven't played
with Iggy in years.
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[gasp] Captain,
glow on the horizon.
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[gasp] Oh, no. Might be
a fire on Kitten Island.
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All set sail for the
nearest fire hydrant!
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Pull the anchor!
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Give me a hand.
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I'm just gonna head back.
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Heave anchor.
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[grunting]
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Behold the future of cutlery.
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The perfect ratio
of corn starch and cellulose.
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Cheap, easy to make,
and completely biodegradable.
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Completely edible.
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Ugh. Completely
disgusting.
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Tastes like
Bigfoot's toenail.
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We probably need to flavor it.
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No problem. We just
need to find a flavor
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that goes with...
everything.
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I came up with the perfect
thing last night.
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Today we're going to be robots
with sharks for hands.
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[imitating machinery]
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Chomp-chomp.
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Nice to eat you.
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Gnang gnang.
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I don't have time.
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I have to do
Young Entrepreneurs.
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[scoff] It sounds...
boring. Ehh.
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I still have to do it.
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I told Gortimer
I'd help him with this
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if he'd help me clean behind
the oven at the bakery.
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[scoff] Ranger,
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your entire adult life
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is going to be filled
with things you got to do:
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work, taxes,
brushing your teeth.
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But right now
you're a kid,
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and that means
you don't have to do
any of that stuff.
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I mean, every minute
that you spend
not having fun,
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that's a minute
you'll never get back.
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Huh?
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That said, I mean, we could
do that boring project.
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Or...
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we could have a duel...
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to the death.
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[sigh]
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Prepare to be putty.
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[laughing]
265
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:42,778
You're fast.
266
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,792
Both: 1, 2...
267
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,503
Oh, yeah!
268
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,625
Ha ha!
269
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,300
[groaning]
270
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,335
[laughing]
271
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,265
[laughing]
272
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,221
Hello, sir. Would you like me
to read that for you?
273
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,628
Well, you're in luck.
At Rent-a-Grandkid,
274
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,356
we provide a helper that can
do just about anything.
275
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,831
They sure can.
276
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,333
That, too.
277
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,769
That's our specialty.
278
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,612
So you see,
at Rent-a-Grandkid,
279
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:47,776
it's always--
280
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,535
And you can take that
to the--
281
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,412
Ta-da.
282
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,811
It feels like there's
something missing.
283
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:56,584
Like half the presentation?
284
00:11:56,583 --> 00:12:00,393
And Ranger
does bring a certain
level of showmanship.
285
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,687
I have showmanship.
286
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:02,888
No. What you've got
287
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:06,330
is more like
endearing awkwardness.
288
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,226
So where is Ranger?
289
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,398
I don't know.
290
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,556
Probably playing fire
pirates with Iggy.
291
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,034
Iggy?
292
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:16,803
Oh. Uh, Ranger's friend
from, uh,
293
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,374
a long time ago.
294
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,141
- From where?
- I don't really know.
295
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,570
Anyway, now that he's
hanging around,
296
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,084
Ranger's forgotten
all about the project.
297
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,547
He's being so childish.
298
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,816
He's really changed.
299
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,276
Or maybe he hasn't.
300
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:33,253
Maybe you're just...
outgrowing him.
301
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,863
You don't outgrow
your best friend.
302
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,526
1-10?
303
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,574
4. Worse than pineapple
304
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,169
but better than tikka masala.
305
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:54,011
So after 52 flavor tests,
your favorite is?
306
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,537
Vanilla. Yours?
307
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,582
Vanilla.
308
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:57,976
Pork lo mein.
309
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,549
Fine. Vanilla.
310
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:05,048
A genius is never
recognized in his time.
311
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:07,992
6, 7. Ha. Brazil.
312
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,858
I get $5 million and
all your submarines.
313
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:14,428
Well, guess I'll
have to counter with...
314
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,397
Veloceraptor.
315
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,556
[wailing]
316
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,613
Hey. What did you
do that for?
317
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,875
Veloceraptors always win.
318
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,205
New rule. You can't dinosaur
every single time.
319
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,540
Help me clean this up.
320
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,184
[knocking]
321
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,450
Zombies. We need to hide.
322
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,778
Zombies don't knock.
323
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:37,923
Polite zombies knock.
324
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,218
[knocking]
325
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,590
Come in.
326
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,191
- Uh--
- Hey.
327
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,332
You ready to practice?
328
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,896
I've been practicing
all day
329
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,555
by myself. It's 7:00.
330
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,202
I just got distracted.
You want to play with us?
331
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,729
No. I still have
a lot of work to do.
332
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,403
Our presentation is tomorrow,
and we're not even ready.
333
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,043
[sigh] Okay, you're taking
this way too seriously.
334
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,109
You're not an actual
entrepreneur,
335
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,408
and this isn't
a real business.
336
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,439
Every minute you spend
not having fun
337
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,384
is a minute you will
never get back.
338
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,519
But you promised me
we'd do this together,
339
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,016
and you let me down.
340
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,215
You're being really immature.
341
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,463
I got to go.
342
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,932
Immature? Did you hear that?
343
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,529
Ha ha! Did you see this?
344
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,242
That's hilarious.
345
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:30,939
[alarm rings]
346
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,547
Oh, hey. You're awake.
347
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,046
I was just, uh,
fixing the clock.
348
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,649
Oh, I got to get moving.
349
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,121
Super. Hey,
you know what?
350
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,419
You should pack an extra
pair of underwear.
351
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,960
When you see
what I got planned,
352
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,086
you're going to need them.
353
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,390
Whatever it is,
I can't do it.
354
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,761
I made a commitment
to Gortimer.
355
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,189
I'm going to
Young Entrepreneurs.
356
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,634
You know what?
I'll go with you.
357
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,858
I think I can be
an entrepreneur, too.
358
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,974
I just invented
musical tacos.
359
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,127
Hmm-hmm.
360
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,299
No. Iggy,
you're too distracting.
361
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,974
Just stay here
until I can figure out
what to do with you.
362
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,284
[scoff]
363
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,747
Well, someone's
going to figure out
364
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,975
something to do with someone.
365
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,589
Oh! Gortimer! Oh!
366
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,758
I need your help.
It's a massive emergency.
367
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,300
Iggy, what are you
talking about?
368
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,326
It's Ranger. He was
eaten by a shark.
369
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,631
Or a bear. Which one
of those has horns?
370
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,103
Uh, neither of them.
371
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,542
[shudder] It's worse
than I thought.
372
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,866
You got to come with me!
Ranger needs you!
373
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,041
Aah!
374
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,191
Hey, have you guys
seen Gortimer?
375
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,704
Future spoons. Cool.
376
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,166
Thanks. No. I haven't,
377
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,595
which is weird.
He's usually early.
378
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,470
Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
379
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,406
Iggy, I told you
to stay home.
380
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,784
I did. But I sensed
you needed me
381
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,353
because our brains
are connected.
382
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,422
Oh, so Gortimer
blew you off, huh?
383
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,320
Hmm, some kind
of friend he is.
384
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,062
But you got me. Ha ha.
Who do we fight first?
385
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,489
We don't fight anyone.
386
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,063
We're presenting
a business plan,
387
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,702
and Gortimer has all
the signs and scripts.
388
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,226
Uh, who needs scripts?
389
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,301
I need the script because
I didn't memorize it
390
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,870
because I wasted all my time
goofing off with you.
391
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,069
Wasted?
392
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,511
I thought
we were having fun.
393
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,076
We were having fun while
Gortimer did all the work.
394
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:51,236
Maybe he's sick.
I'd better go check.
395
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,984
Gortimer, Gortimer.
396
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,079
Blah, blah, blah.
397
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,182
Why is it always Gortimer?
398
00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:00,124
I mean, why can't you forget
him like you forgot me?
399
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,760
Iggy, what are you
talking about?
400
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,791
Ranger.
401
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,702
We used to be best friends!
402
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,796
We had incredible adventures.
403
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:17,599
We had our own pet dragon
that puked candy corn.
404
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,835
We'd fight robot cowboys
405
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,341
and land piranhas.
406
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,413
[cheering]
407
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,124
And I was always there
when you called.
408
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,176
Moo.
409
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:35,759
But then you started spending
all your time with Gortimer.
410
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,690
And I was out in the cold.
411
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,731
I waited and waited
for you to come back
412
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,330
because you promised
we'd be friends forever.
413
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,140
I waited for seven years.
414
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,808
And then you finally called.
415
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:53,805
[phone rings]
416
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,880
And now it's happening
all over again:
417
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,350
choosing
Gortimer over me.
418
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,850
[sigh] I'm sorry, Iggy.
419
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,192
I had no idea.
420
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,917
I didn't mean to leave you.
421
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,791
We'll always be friends.
422
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,364
This is amazing!
423
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,060
Oh, this is fantastic!
424
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,931
Everyone!
He's picking me!
425
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,269
This time he's picking me!
426
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:21,065
No, Iggy.
That's not what I meant.
427
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,667
Mm.
428
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,939
When I was 6,
you were my best friend.
429
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,708
But I grew up.
430
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:31,307
I didn't mean to.
It just happened.
431
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,181
You get that, right?
432
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,418
I'm sorry I wrecked
your presentation.
433
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,348
It's okay.
There's always next year.
434
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,594
I'm sorry I broke
your alarm clock.
435
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,560
It's okay.
I can buy a new one.
436
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,828
And I'm sorry
I eliminated Gortimer.
437
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,327
It-- What?
438
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,727
It's just he was kind of
a threat to us,
439
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,002
so...
440
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,200
Ranger's in here.
441
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,742
He's buried
in the back corner.
442
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,206
[laughing]
443
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,308
I so totally got you.
444
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,750
Ranger's not in trouble,
but you are.
445
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,215
Iggy, I don't have
time for games.
Let me out of here.
446
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:11,445
Oh.
You're not getting out.
447
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,891
[gulp]
448
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,485
You're never getting out
449
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,057
because you're going
to get eaten alive.
450
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,786
Ha ha ha ha!
451
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,231
[laughing]
452
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,234
[bleat]
453
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,730
[baa]
454
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,237
I'm sure all that's left
is his eyeballs, but--
455
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,237
Oh. No.
456
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,709
- He's fine.
- Are you okay?
457
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,606
I think I'm allergic
to that chicken,
458
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,238
but other than that,
I'm all right.
459
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,554
Can you get me out of here?
460
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:40,749
Key?
461
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,861
[sigh]
462
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,058
Well, we missed
our presentation.
463
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,503
[sigh] I know.
464
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,768
It's not Ranger's fault.
I'm the bad guy.
465
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:04,137
No. Iggy, you can't
help being you.
466
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,566
Okay, look,
you were right.
467
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,743
I've been acting
like a baby.
468
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,181
Why?
469
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:13,346
I don't know.
I just feel like...
470
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,476
things are changing too fast.
471
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:18,052
And I know
that's not an excuse.
472
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,450
I'm sorry.
473
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,252
We still friends?
474
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,924
That'll never change.
475
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,990
Look, Iggy, I want--
476
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,462
No.
477
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,960
You hold your tongue,
Mr. Bowen.
478
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:34,228
You know a fireman.
He never says goodbye.
479
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,373
And a pirate,
he never forgets.
480
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,770
I think
that's an elephant.
481
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:44,612
Oh. Well, they both
like peanuts, so...
482
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:50,778
Just could you promise not
to forget about me again?
483
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,406
[fire engine siren blares]
484
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:25,051
An edible spoon. Ingenious.
485
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,792
[hissing]
486
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:36,029
We probably should have
tested it in hot liquids.
487
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,937
Hmm. Vanilla. Not bad.
488
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:50,542
Gortimer: In life,
the one constant is change.
489
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:53,413
Whether it's
the places we live...
490
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,284
[hissing, stirring]
491
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:58,422
the plans we cook up...
492
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,615
or the people we know...
493
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,925
nothing ever stays the same.
494
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:11,656
But that doesn't mean
495
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,304
we have to lose
what was there before.
496
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:15,740
Those moments--
497
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:19,565
the good ones, the bad ones,
498
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:22,612
the weird ones--
499
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,609
are all part of growing up...
500
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:28,482
and they're what
makes us who we are.
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