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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,573 --> 00:00:06,773 [mysterious music] 2 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:13,605 I'VE LIVED MY WHOLE LIFE ON NORMAL STREET. 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,281 THERE'S A QUIET LAKE AT ONE END 4 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,549 AND A FOREST OF SHADY TREES AT THE OTHER. 5 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:22,418 AND SOMEWHERE IN-BETWEEN IS AN OLD LADY IN AN OLD HOUSE 6 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:25,530 SITTING ON TOP OF ULTIMATE DOOM. 7 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,931 THAT'S ME. GORTIMER GIBBON. 8 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:36,141 AND YES, I'M COVERED IN MUD. 9 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:40,014 IT'S EVERYWHERE, IN MY EARS, UNDER MY EYELIDS, 10 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:42,444 EVEN IN MY UNDERWEAR. 11 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:44,510 THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND RANGER. 12 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,308 RANGER AND I HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG 13 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:49,080 OUR MOTHERS USED TO PUT US IN THE BATH TOGETHER. 14 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,780 QUIT STALLING. 15 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:53,121 I CAN'T TAKE MY SHOES OFF. 16 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:54,887 THEY'RE ALREADY RUINED. 17 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:56,755 THAT'S MY OTHER BEST FRIEND MEL. 18 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:59,294 HER NAME'S REALLY MELODY, BUT NOBODY CALLS HER THAT. 19 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,530 LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH. 20 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:04,395 IF YOU'RE WONDERING HOW COME I'M COVERED IN MUD, 21 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:07,195 WELL, IT ALL STARTED WITH A BROKEN WATERMELON 22 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:10,098 AND KIND OF SPIRALED OUT OF CONTROL FROM THERE. 23 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:12,011 [exhales] 24 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,412 HIT IT. 25 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:17,805 [Beethoven's Ode to Joy] 26 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,510 IT WAS THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR 27 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:46,042 FOR THE THIRD DAY IN A ROW. 28 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,836 AND IT WAS ONLY 9:00 IN THE MORNING. 29 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:51,009 SHOULDN'T SUMMER BE OVER BY NOW? 30 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:52,678 THIS ISN'T FAIR. 31 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:55,376 IT WAS SO HOT, INSTEAD OF EATING HIS POPSICLE, 32 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:59,489 RANGER APPLIED IT DIRECTLY TO HIS BODY. 33 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:01,193 AHH. 34 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,415 HE WAS STARTING TO CRACK. 35 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:04,660 YOUR POPSICLE IS PUDDLING. 36 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:08,255 IT'S NOT NATURAL, THIS HEAT. 37 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:11,429 SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT. 38 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:14,599 MAYBE IT'S SOME KIND OF PUNISHMENT. 39 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:15,938 FOR WHAT? 40 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,773 CHOPPING DOWN THE RAINFORESTS. 41 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:19,408 ABUSING FOSSIL FUELS. 42 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,883 REALITY TV SHOWS. I DON'T KNOW. 43 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:23,482 REALITY TV SHOWS DON'T CORRELATE 44 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,714 WITH THE SEASONAL CHANGES IN TEMPERATURE. 45 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,549 PEAS AND CARROTS. 46 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:31,815 I'M SO HOT I THINK MY BRAINS ARE GONNA MELT OUT MY EARS. 47 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,845 WE WERE TRYING TO HELP RANGER SWEAR LESS 48 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:37,761 BY GETTING HIM TO SAY FOOD NAMES INSTEAD OF CURSE WORDS. 49 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,685 GARDNER, GET INSIDE. 50 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,830 MY LITTLE BROTHER WAS ALWAYS SNEAKING THINGS INTO MY POCKETS 51 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,126 WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING. 52 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:45,928 NO. STOP... I DON'T WANT... 53 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,139 MOM, GARDNER'S TRYING TO GIVE ME SOMETHING. 54 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:49,742 OH. [chuckles] 55 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:52,213 HONEY, IT'S JUST HIS WAY OF SAYING, "BE MY FRIEND." 56 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:53,413 I THINK IT'S HIS WAY OF SAYING, 57 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:55,114 "I WANT TO PUT DIRT IN YOUR POCKET." 58 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,505 [blows raspberry] 59 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:58,477 AND WHAT'S HE SAYING NOW? "I LOVE YOU?" 60 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:00,176 WELL, IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO SAY IT. 61 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:01,418 MOM. 62 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:02,622 GARDNER NEEDS MORE SWIM DIAPERS. 63 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:03,823 HOW FAST CAN YOU GET TO THE STORE? 64 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,224 IT'S TOO HOT TO WALK. 65 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:06,789 SON, YOU'LL BE FINE. 66 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,124 YOUR BROTHER NEEDS TO STAY COOL IN THE POOL TODAY. 67 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,789 YOU KNOW HOW OVERHEATED HE GETS. 68 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:16,030 YOU CAN GET YOURSELF AN ARCTIC SLUDGY. 69 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:19,196 COME ON. 70 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:21,737 YOU GUYS COMING? 71 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,572 FINE. IF I DON'T MAKE IT BACK, 72 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,737 YOU GUYS CAN SPLIT UP MY STUFF. 73 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,776 [sighs] 74 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:33,378 MY BROTHER GETS NOTHING. 75 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:46,659 [shoes squeaking] 76 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:50,627 MY SHOES HAD COLLECTED FIVE BLOCKS WORTH OF LEG SWEAT. 77 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:01,041 IT'S SAID THAT THE PECULIAR SOUNDS THAT THE MACHINE MAKES 78 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:02,938 WHEN BIRTHING AN ARCTIC SLUDGY 79 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:06,250 ARE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS SCREAMING IN PROTEST. 80 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,959 HAVE YOU GOT IT ALL? 81 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:19,185 EVERYTHING I ASKED FOR? 82 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,859 IT WAS A RARE THING TO SEE 83 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,158 MS. HUDSPITH OUTSIDE OF HER HOUSE. 84 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:25,070 SHE WAS FAMOUS ONCE, FOR SOME REASON, 85 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:27,172 UNTIL SHE WENT BLIND. 86 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:29,004 THE WATERMELON, THE DUCT TAPE... 87 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:31,439 ONE GENUINE SILVER FORK, ON SPECIAL ORDER. 88 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,335 AH, STERLING SILVER. 89 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:34,907 YES, I BELIEVE SO. 90 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:37,845 WELL, IS IT OR ISN'T IT, EGG? BE CERTAIN. 91 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:41,011 RANGER HAD ACTUALLY TRIED TO REACH OUT TO MS. HUDSPITH ONCE 92 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:43,621 ON DO A GOOD DEED DAY. 93 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,754 HE OFFERED UP ONE OF HIS MOM'S SIGNATURE BROWNIES, 94 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,159 WHICH NO HUMAN BEING BORN ON THIS EARTH 95 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:50,891 IS PHYSICALLY ABLE TO RESIST. 96 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:56,664 [sniffs] OH... 97 00:04:58,366 --> 00:04:59,726 STERLING. I'M CERTAIN. 98 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:03,040 I ALSO ORDERED A BROOM HANDLE. RIGHT HERE. 99 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:06,473 MUST HAVE THE PROPER HEFT AND BALANCE. 100 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:07,780 WHAT'S THIS? 101 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:11,781 IT'S YOUR BROOM. I WANTED A BROOM HANDLE. 102 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:15,645 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS STRAW STUCK ON ONE END? 103 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,116 WELL, MS. HUDSPITH, MOST PEOPLE SWEEP WITH IT. 104 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:20,645 DON'T GET SMART, EGG. 105 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:23,661 THIS IS MY LIFE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 106 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:24,894 MY LIFE. 107 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:26,258 both: OH! 108 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,596 WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 109 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,161 I'M SORRY, MS. HUDSPITH. 110 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,370 WHO'S THERE? 111 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:36,343 IS THAT THE GIBBON BOY? GORTIMER? 112 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:38,144 YES, MA'AM. 113 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:41,335 MY WATERMELON, IS IT RUINED? 114 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:48,446 TELL THE TRUTH, NOW. 115 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:51,986 IT STILL LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT? 116 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,092 OKAY, BYE. 117 00:05:58,426 --> 00:05:59,656 HEY, BUD. 118 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,087 MS. HUDSPITH JUST CALLED. 119 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,831 SHE WANTS YOU TO COME OVER RIGHT AWAY. 120 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,127 NOW? 121 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,128 YOU KNOW, BEFORE YOU AND YOUR BROTHER CAME ALONG, 122 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,970 I USED TO STOP BY ALL THE TIME AND CHECK ON HER. 123 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,508 THINK OF HER AS FAMILY. 124 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,938 SHE'S REACHING OUT, GORTIMER. 125 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:20,480 DID SHE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A WATERMELON? 126 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,294 [laughs] COME HERE, BUDDY. 127 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:30,424 HEY, I KNOW THIS HOUSE. 128 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:33,061 IT'S THE LADY THAT TRASHED MY BROWNIE. 129 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,696 PROCEED WITH CAUTION. 130 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,932 YOU JUST DON'T THROW AWAY BAKED GOODS LIKE THAT. 131 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,767 WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE WANTS? 132 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,972 I WANT YOU TO GET RID OF THAT FROG. 133 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:44,914 I BROUGHT YOU AN APOLOGY MELON. 134 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:52,381 SHOULD YOU BE USING CARPENTRY TOOLS LIKE THAT, MS. HUDSPITH? 135 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:56,676 OH, I'M CAPABLE OF A LOT MORE THAN A BOY LIKE YOU KNOWS. 136 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,450 DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW I LOST MY SIGHT? 137 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,960 WE NEVER ACTUALLY TALKED BEFORE TODAY. 138 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,892 [mouths silently] GET OUT! 139 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,660 LISTEN, HOW 'BOUT I LEAVE THIS HERE AND GO? 140 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,831 I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU. 141 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:16,800 [metal scraping] 142 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:21,038 I GAVE UP A LOT TO BE A FASHION MODEL. 143 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:25,708 FAMILY, FRIENDS, EVEN MY SELF RESPECT. 144 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,779 THEY SAY BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR... 145 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,879 BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET IT. 146 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,151 WHAT THEY MEAN IS THERE'S A HIDDEN PRICE 147 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:35,790 THEY DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT. 148 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:38,956 WISHES ARE NEVER FREE. 149 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:45,026 YOU GAVE YOUR SIGHT FOR A WISH? 150 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:48,238 I GAVE NOTHING. 151 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:51,571 MY SIGHT WAS TAKEN FROM ME. 152 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:56,879 ME, A RADIANT BEAUTY, GRACING BILLBOARDS ACROSS THE COUNTRY, 153 00:07:56,944 --> 00:08:00,554 SEEN AND ADORED BY MILLIONS. 154 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:04,594 ME, WHO COULD NO LONGER SEE ANYTHING. 155 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:08,222 WAS IT AN ACCIDENT? 156 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:12,428 IT WAS A FROG. 157 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,932 THE FROG. 158 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,664 AND NOW HE'S COME BACK FOR MORE. 159 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:19,130 WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO GIVE? 160 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,239 NOT SO FAST. 161 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,414 OH, MY GRAVY. 162 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,206 SHE'S SPEAR FISHING FOR WATERMELON. 163 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,608 GORTIMER, GET OUTTA THERE! 164 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,250 SHE HAS REALLY GOOD AIM FOR A BLIND... 165 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,248 HE TAUNTS ME. 166 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,190 DON'T YOU HEAR IT? 167 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,515 DAY AND NIGHT, CALLING. 168 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,632 LISTEN. 169 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,397 WHAT WAS THAT? 170 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:54,504 I HEAR IT EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY. 171 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:56,768 HE'S COME BACK. 172 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:59,737 AND HE'S BROUGHT THE HEAT WITH HIM. 173 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:05,077 HE MEANS TO ROAST US ALL UNTIL HE GETS WHAT HE WANTS. 174 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,789 TAKE IT. 175 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:14,022 IF YOU EVER WANT TO FEEL A COOL BREEZE 176 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,957 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, TAKE IT. 177 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:22,602 IT'S IN THE CRAWLSPACE BENEATH. 178 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:27,738 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS, EXACTLY? 179 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:30,441 OH, SAVE ME, GORTIMER. 180 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:33,243 SAVE US ALL. 181 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:36,176 ARE YOU REALLY GONNA KILL A FROG WITH A FORK? 182 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:39,053 THOUGHT IF I JUST POKED IT A LITTLE IT MIGHT JUST HOP AWAY. 183 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,112 ARE YOU SURE IT IS A FROG? 184 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,851 - WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE? - COULD BE A TOAD. 185 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,516 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE? 186 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,324 TAXONOMICALLY SPEAKING THERE'S NO REAL DISTINCTION. 187 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:48,156 PORK AND BEANS! OF COURSE THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. 188 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:50,891 TOADS HAVE POISON GLANDS BEHIND THEIR EYES. 189 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:54,158 THEY CAN SQUIRT POISON AT YOU WITH THEIR EYES. 190 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:56,197 [sighs] THAT'S A RARE ADAPTATION. 191 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,073 AND ANYWAY, IT'S NOT THE EYES. 192 00:09:58,131 --> 00:09:59,801 THERE'S A SPECIALIZED GLAND BEHIND THE EYES 193 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,397 THAT SPRAYS THE POISON. 194 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,038 HMM. 195 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,843 YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD THE TALE MS. HUDSPITH SPUN. 196 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:08,336 SOMETHING ABOUT A WISH AND THE FROG AND THE HEAT. 197 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,178 THE FROG OF ULTIMATE DOOM? 198 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:13,953 MY GRANDPA TOLD ME THAT ONCE. DIDN'T I EVER TELL YOU GUYS? 199 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:16,754 OKAY, SO ONCE, THERE WAS THIS KID 200 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,917 AND HE WANTED TO MAKE A WISH. 201 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,316 SO HE RUNS TO THE TOP OF WISHING HILL 202 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,288 AT THE END OF NORMAL STREET. 203 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,086 HE WISHES FOR WINTER TO END 204 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:29,698 SO HIS FAMILY WOULDN'T LOSE ALL THEIR CROPS. 205 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,433 HE WAITS TO HEAR THE COIN HIT THE WATER, 206 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,769 BUT IT NEVER MAKES A SOUND. 207 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,665 HE LOWERS THE BUCKET, 208 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,638 BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE A SPLASH. 209 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:44,178 AND THEN... AND THEN... UH, WAIT. 210 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:47,484 I CAN'T REMEMBER. HOW DOES THIS PART GO? 211 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:51,447 OH, YEAH, SO THEN THIS KID CATCHES SOMETHING HEAVY 212 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:53,448 AND HAULS IT UP. 213 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:58,160 AND THERE IN THE BUCKET IS THE FROG OF ULTIMATE DOOM. 214 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,485 THE FROG SAID HE'D GRANT THE BOY'S WISH. 215 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,630 BUT IT DEMANDED MORE THAN A COIN. 216 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:07,066 "HOLD OUT YOUR HAND," THE FROG SAYS. 217 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,913 CHOMP! BITES A FINGER RIGHT OFF. 218 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,135 AND THAT WAS THE COST OF THE WISH. 219 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,610 SOME WISHES COST MORE THAN OTHERS, APPARENTLY. 220 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,309 BUT THE BOY GOT HIS WISH, RIGHT? 221 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:24,021 WELL, SUMMER CAME THAT DAY AND THE CROPS WERE SAVED. 222 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:27,054 UNTIL A FEW MONTHS LATER WHEN SUMMER DIDN'T END. 223 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,920 THE CROPS WITHERED AND THE SUN KEPT BURNING. 224 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,930 BUT THE HEAT ENDED AT SOME POINT. 225 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,563 SOMEONE HAD TO BEAT THE FROG OF DOOM. 226 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:39,168 HUH? OH... YEAH. 227 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:42,172 THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT, LIKE, A FORK OF DESTINY OR SOMETHING. 228 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:45,165 OR MAYBE THAT WAS ANOTHER STORY. I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER. 229 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:48,108 BUT THE FINGER CHOMPING? THAT IS HARD TO FORGET. 230 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:52,045 WAIT A MINUTE. FORK OF DESTINY? 231 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,552 LEAVE IT TO RANGER TO SKATE 232 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:56,083 RIGHT OVER THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE STORY. 233 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,519 WHATEVER WAITED FOR ME UNDER THAT HOUSE, 234 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:00,415 I WANTED TO BE PREPARED. 235 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:04,657 YOU'LL NEED PROTECTION FOR THE EYES, SOMETHING FOR THE FINGERS. 236 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,034 [upbeat music] 237 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,876 HERE WE GO. 238 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,318 THE FORK OF DESTINY. 239 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,360 DON'T DROP IT. 240 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:46,865 - LET'S KICK SOME FROG BUTT? - [sighs] 241 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,874 THE MIND IS THE ULTIMATE BATTLEGROUND. 242 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,596 DON'T LET HIM GET IN YOUR HEAD. 243 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,910 AND KEEP YOUR FINGERS OUT OF CHOMPING RANGE AT ALL TIMES. 244 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,682 WHAT'S THAT FOR? 245 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:59,513 SO WE CAN RETRIEVE YOUR CORPSE. 246 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,948 EMERGENCY ESCAPE SYSTEM. 247 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,916 TUG THREE TIMES AND WE'LL PULL YOU OUT. 248 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,885 OR WHATEVER'S LEFT OF YOU. 249 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,994 GIVE ME A SOUND CHECK. 250 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:11,086 I CAN'T BREATHE. I'M GONNA BE SICK. 251 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:14,588 KEEP TALKING SO WE KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE. 252 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:18,171 MAKING PROGRESS. 253 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:21,871 JUST GET IN THERE, POKE THAT FROG, AND GET OUT, GORTIMER. 254 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,838 HEAT UP THE FRYING PAN, MEL. 255 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,637 WE'RE HAVING FROG LEGS FOR DINNER. 256 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:34,179 [all scream] 257 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,785 SPIDERS. 258 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,964 WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE SPIDERS? 259 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:46,393 KEEP MOVING, GORTIMER. 260 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,925 UGH. I'M ALLERGIC TO MOLD. 261 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,699 WHAT'S THAT? YOU'RE BREAKING UP. 262 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,337 [static over earpiece] 263 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,143 IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, MEL, I'M PRESSING ON. 264 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:13,392 [frog croaking] 265 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,359 THE FROG OF ULTIMATE DOOM. 266 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:24,127 I'M SORRY, BUT SUMMER HAS TO END. 267 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,054 WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE? THE RADIO WENT DEAD. 268 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,323 DID YOU GET HIM? 269 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,790 MS. HUDSPITH! MS. HUDSPITH! 270 00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:54,357 GORTIMER, IS IT... 271 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,427 IS IT OVER? 272 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:14,677 I WAS JUST A KID MYSELF WHEN THIS STORY BEGAN. 273 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:23,089 OH, I WAS YOUNG ONCE. 274 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:26,126 AND MISERABLE. 275 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:29,033 I HAD SUCH BIG DREAMS. 276 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:32,066 BUT I LIVED IN A SMALL TOWN. 277 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:38,374 WHOA. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 278 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,383 YOU MADE THESE DESIGNS, MS. HUDSPITH? 279 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,076 OH, FOR A LONG TIME THAT WAS AS CLOSE 280 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,519 AS I DARE COME TO MY DREAM. 281 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,424 THEN ONE DAY... 282 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:57,216 THE HOTTEST DAY IN MEMORY, AS IT HAPPENED, 283 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,260 EVERYTHING CAME TO A BOIL. 284 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,686 I RAN TO THE WISHING WELL. 285 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,731 I HAD NO COIN TO OFFER. 286 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,666 - THE ONLY THING OF VALUE... - THE RING. 287 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:10,203 I DROPPED IT INTO THE WELL. 288 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:14,840 AND I WISHED. I WISHED SO HARD. 289 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:18,107 THEN HE APPEARED. 290 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,348 I HAD NEVER SEEN A BOY SO BEAUTIFUL. 291 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:26,324 HE LOOKED AT ME WITH THOSE STRANGE, SAD EYES. 292 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:30,156 I DIDN'T KNOW IT THEN, I DIDN'T SEE IT, 293 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:33,633 BUT WHAT WAS IN THOSE EYES WAS LOVE. 294 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,903 I HELD OUT MY HAND. 295 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,102 HE SMILED THAT BEAUTIFUL SMILE 296 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,725 AND SLIPPED THE RING ON MY FINGER. 297 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,870 EVERYTHING CHANGED. 298 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:46,605 I WAS EVERYWHERE. I WAS IN DEMAND. 299 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,613 I HAD BECOME EVERYTHING I WANTED TO BE AND MORE. 300 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,778 I WAS LIVING MY DREAM. 301 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:57,915 BUT LIKE ALL DREAMS, THIS ONE CAME TO AN ABRUPT END. 302 00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,424 THE BOY REAPPEARED ONE NIGHT. 303 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,257 I HADN'T NOTICED UNTIL THAT MOMENT 304 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:05,662 THAT I WAS STILL WEARING THE RING ALL THOSE YEARS. 305 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:10,825 HE THOUGHT I HAD PROMISED MYSELF TO HIM. 306 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,427 BUT ALL I DID WAS MAKE A WISH. 307 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,470 A PROMISE TO MYSELF TO KEEP WORKING FOR MY DREAM. 308 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,207 I DID THE WORK, I PUT IN THE HOURS, 309 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:23,083 I SURVIVED, IT WAS MY TRIUMPH. 310 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,183 I OWED NOTHING TO ANYONE. 311 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:28,275 SO I THREW THE RING BACK IN HIS FACE AND I RAN. 312 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,548 THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM. 313 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:40,785 THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I SAW ANYTHING. 314 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,560 THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 315 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:47,829 HE HAS CURSED MY LIFE WITH MISFORTUNE EVER SINCE. 316 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:52,840 MAN... YOU HAVE ALL THE LUCK. 317 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,765 [frog croaks] 318 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,611 [shudders] 319 00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,577 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT A HELMET 320 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,446 OR SHOULDER PADS OR SOMETHING? 321 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,684 NO. I JUST WANT TO TALK TO HIM. 322 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,320 WHAT ABOUT THE FORK OF DESTINY? 323 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,486 I DROPPED THE FORK WHEN I WAS IN THERE THE FIRST TIME. 324 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,385 SON OF A BLUEBERRY, GORTIMER. 325 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:13,427 YOU DON'T DROP ANYTHING WITH "DESTINY" IN THE NAME. 326 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:16,463 THAT IS WHY IT SAYS "DESTINY." 327 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,229 SO THERE WILL BE NO DROPPAGE. 328 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:22,999 I'M GOING IN. 329 00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,809 - GOT IT? - I'M GOOD. 330 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,680 HELLO? 331 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,812 WE NEED TO TALK. 332 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,916 I'M NOT LEAVING... WHOA! 333 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,322 [grunts] 334 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:50,058 UM, I CAN STILL GET OUT OF HERE, RIGHT? 335 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,699 OKAY, LOOK... 336 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:57,601 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS, BUT I TALKED TO HER 337 00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,270 AND SHE'S JUST NOT INTERESTED. 338 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,610 SHE JUST KIND OF MOVED ON. 339 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,346 I'M SORRY IF THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR. 340 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:09,923 WHATEVER SHE PROMISED YOU SHE'S NEVER GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU 341 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,052 NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU WAIT. 342 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:16,089 OKAY, LOOK, WE CAN'T BE STUCK IN SUMMER FOREVER. 343 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,525 YOU HAVE TO END THIS. YOU HAVE TO LET HER GO AND MOVE ON. 344 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,202 SHE'S ALREADY GIVEN UP HER SIGHT. 345 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:25,732 WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? 346 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,374 POISON EYES. 347 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,640 OH... 348 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:39,975 [coughing] 349 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:42,676 WAIT, IT'S... 350 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,449 STOP CRYING. 351 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:49,617 IT'S NOT A BAD THING TO BE FR... FR... 352 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,301 HEATSTROKE. HE PASSED OUT. 353 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:07,841 OH, TURNIPS. OH, RADISHES. OH... 354 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,607 - CARROTS! - RANGER, FOCUS. 355 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,006 WE HAVE TO COOL HIM DOWN QUICKLY. 356 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:14,508 OH, I'M ON IT. 357 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,948 HEY, THAT'S MY GRANDMA'S PITCHER! 358 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,190 RANGER! 359 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,585 I WILL BRING IT BACK! 360 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:34,997 [gasping] 361 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,803 WHAT THE BEAN DIP? 362 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,510 - YOU FAINTED. - I SAID A SWEAR. 363 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:44,513 - OH. I WON'T TELL. - OKAY. 364 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,979 WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE? 365 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,351 I FAILED. 366 00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:58,215 THE ARCTIC SLUDGY WAS COURTESY OF MEL. 367 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,761 SHE WALKED ALL THE WAY TO THE CONVENIENCE STORE AND BACK 368 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:04,257 IN THE RAGING HEAT JUST TO GET IT FOR ME. 369 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,331 I FELL ASLEEP BEFORE I COULD FINISH IT. 370 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:10,939 BUT I WOKE TO A SOUND I HADN'T HEARD IN A LONG, LONG TIME. 371 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:14,473 [rain pouring] 372 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:23,081 AND JUST LIKE THAT, THE SUMMER THAT WOULDN'T END WAS OVER. 373 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,689 [phone rings] 374 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:27,252 HELLO? 375 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,520 GORTIMER, COME QUICKLY. THE CRAWLSPACE IS FLOODING. 376 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:34,986 IS HE IN THERE? 377 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:38,801 HE'LL DROWN DOWN THERE. GORTIMER, HELP HIM, PLEASE. 378 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,968 HELLO? 379 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:49,609 HEY, KID... FROG. 380 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,350 FROG KID! 381 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,312 ARE YOU IN HERE? 382 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,846 YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 383 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:09,098 RANGER WILL BE SO PLEASED. 384 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,604 [screams] 385 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:20,569 GORTIMER? GORTIMER! 386 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,677 WHAT HAPPENED? 387 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:32,448 I'M HERE, MS. HUDSPITH. 388 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,428 GORTIMER? 389 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:48,095 HE'S GONE, MS. HUDSPITH. 390 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:50,597 OH... 391 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,753 NOW THAT THE HEAT HAD FINALLY LEFT NORMAL STREET, 392 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:05,845 WE COULD ALL GET BACK TO... 393 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:07,748 WELL, NORMAL. 394 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,128 OOH! 395 00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:16,203 [chuckles] 396 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:19,572 [upbeat music] 397 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,160 [ring clinks] 398 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:57,669 [footsteps approaching] 399 00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:05,041 ARE YOU THERE? 400 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:08,546 IT'S GORTIMER, MS. HUDSPITH. 401 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,875 - AND MEL. - AND ME. RANGER, I MEAN. 402 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:17,617 WE THOUGHT WE MIGHT FIND YOU HERE. 403 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,430 MY MOM MADE SOME BROWNIES. 404 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:20,762 WE BROUGHT ONE FOR YOU, 405 00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:23,997 IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO THROW IT AWAY. 406 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:25,933 I... 407 00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:29,368 I WAS JUST WAITING FOR AN OLD FRIEND. 408 00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:32,905 YOU GOT THREE. 409 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,472 MS. HUDSPITH? 410 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:37,242 CAN WE HELP YOU HOME? 411 00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:46,153 YOU KNOW... 412 00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:50,088 I HAVE SOME WHIPPED CREAM IN THE FRIDGE. 413 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:54,856 SHOULD GO GREAT WITH THAT BROWNIE. 414 00:24:54,927 --> 00:25:00,127 THOUGH SHE WISHED IT, THE GOLDEN-EYED BOY DID NOT RETURN. 415 00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:02,569 THEIR STORY HAD ENDED. 416 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:04,465 IT WAS TIME FOR A NEW STORY. 417 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,907 A NEW BEGINNING. 418 00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:13,009 HOLD ON TOO TIGHT AND LOVE CAN BURN. 419 00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:17,149 CLOSE YOUR EYES TO IT AND YOU'RE LEFT ALONE IN THE DARK. 420 00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:21,716 IN A WAY, MS. HUDSPITH WAS SEEING US FOR THE FIRST TIME. 421 00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:23,858 AND WE WERE SEEING HER. 422 00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:29,459 THEY SAY LOVE IS BLIND. 423 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,798 BUT THE REAL DANGER IS BEING BLIND TO LOVE. 424 00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:46,980 HEY, GARDNER. 425 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:49,376 LOVE YA. 426 00:25:49,448 --> 00:25:51,678 [blows raspberry] 427 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:08,898 [upbeat music] 29995

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