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** (soft orchestration)
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>> Look here, Julian.
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In our generation, we had
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a thing called romance.
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Oh, I can remember when I first
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fell in love with your
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grandmother.
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Mm.
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I saw the face of this
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elegant woman.
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She seemed a bit closed off.
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But with patience,
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it's possible to break down
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any wall.
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And by the hand of Lady Luck,
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oh, ho, our stars were crossed
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that evening.
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In those days, you had to seize
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the moment.
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So I walked right up and
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introduced myself.
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I'll tell you, she had the voice
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of an angel.
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>> No!
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**
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>> (chuckles)
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It was clear she was
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a Renaissance woman.
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>> Now, get it, get it.
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>> She even introduced me
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to her best friend Molly.
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Now, Molly was the type that
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could make you feel like a
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million bucks.
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Aw, she gave me all the
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confidence in the world.
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Ah! Oh.
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(groaning)
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(sighs)
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It was truly love
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at first sight.
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>> Grandpa, literally, nothing
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you just told me was the truth!
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You stalked and hunted hundreds,
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if not thousands, of innocent
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women on the Internet.
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>> Okay, and? Huh?
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Since when is that a crime,
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huh?
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>> Always!
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>> Okay, nephew.
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You gotta get me up out
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of here, man-- I can't be
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in here no more, junior.
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Come on, you live your life.
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Oh, they got me.
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Come on, get me out this future
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prison!
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>> Zap him.
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>> Ah!
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>> Take that, you old bitch!
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(laughs)
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>> Hey, Doc,
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thanks for the toothbrush.
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>> Hey.
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>> You are all set, Mr. Luger.
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>> Great.
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Oh, and uh... the doctor told me
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to ask you about a toothbrush?
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>> Here you go.
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>> Thanks.
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>> Have a nice day.
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>> No doubt.
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** (hip-hop music)
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>> Okay, all right, fine.
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If they wanna cancel our show
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after 11 episodes, then I say
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let's go down in flames!
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>> (all) Yeah, yeah!
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>> If they don't want the next
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"Cosby Show",
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(bleep) 'em, right?
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>> Man, I say we drive this
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entire (bleep) network
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into the ground.
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>> But wait... what y'all
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got in mind?
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>> Look, I was thinking, right?
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What about a black nerd?
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>> But there aren't black nerds.
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>> No duh,
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that's the point, man.
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So when we add one to this TV
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show, it'll be so terrible,
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every executive will lose
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their jobs too-- what, huh?
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Genius, ain't it?
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>> And we could put that black
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nerd in suspenders.
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(laughter)
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>> But can we give him a dumb
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(bleep) name?
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>> Ooh, uh, Turkel.
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>> Nah, dumber, dumber.
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>> Lurkel?
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>> Furkel.
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>> Uh, Monica.
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>> Yo, step off.
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I got it, right?
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Urkel.
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Steve Urkel.
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(laughter)
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>> How the (bleep) does anyone
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like this?
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>> Yes!
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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Y'all some bona fide geniuses!
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Steve Urkel?
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Steve Urkel?
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Who thought of that?
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Was it you, Christian Slater?
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You, High Top?
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I got my check today,
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and I cashed it!
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I'm so happy, man.
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Whoo!
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Keep it up!
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We're gonna do the show
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forever, man!
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(cackles)
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Thank you!
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>> We gotta do something.
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>> I think I've got it.
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Our audience loves Urkel
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because he's an unbelievable
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nerd (bleep).
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But... what if we gave him...
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a super-cool alter ego?
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>> (bleep)!
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Oh, my God, y'all some geniuses!
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Stefan Urquelle?
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* It's a rare condition
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* This day and age
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I can't stop singing
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that stupid-ass song, man!
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Keep it up, y'all, keep it up.
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(bleep) Step by Step.
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(cackles)
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>> Let's put that wiener
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in a dress!
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>> (all) Yes!
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>> (laughs)
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>> Myrtle Urkel?
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This show has lost no integrity.
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Someone zip me up.
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Oh, oh, my God!
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Y'all have outdone yourselves,
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man.
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Look at this (bleep).
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Look at this (bleep).
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I am Urkel Bot!
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Hi-yah!
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(laughs)
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Bruce Lee-Urkel, man!
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Whoo!
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(laughs)
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(laughter)
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>> Ah, this is it!
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(laughter)
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>> "Did I do that?"
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(laughter)
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>> (exhales sharply)
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What are y'all doing playing
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with matches? Come on, y'all.
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We got money to make.
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Play with some money.
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(laughs)
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It's the Urkel show!
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Doing it forever!
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(cackles)
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(all crying)
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We're gonna be on the show
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forever, man!
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(cackling)
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>> Frank!
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What up, Frank?
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Is that your name?
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Oh, I was just trying to guess
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your name, all right, cool.
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Be good, man, stay blessed.
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**
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>> * Dreams find your dreams
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* When you're rushing around
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* Find your dreams
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* When you're looking down
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* You gotta go
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* Find your dreams *
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>> Nah, I asked you for a
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chopper, what you think
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this is?
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If you don't have my chopper...
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then one of these hostages dies
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today.
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(gunshot)
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>> All right, he didn't
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take my phone.
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Why don't we each call somebody
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that we love and say good-bye?
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You know?
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>> Okay, yeah.
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>> Okay.
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I love you.
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(chuckles)
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Yeah, you'll be in my heart
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too.
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>> Look, I will always
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be your man.
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Always.
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>> Hey, Mary, it's-- it's Josh.
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I just... wanted to call
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and say--
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>> Jesus Christ, Josh.
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Stop calling me, all right?
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You were a mistake.
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I made out with you for, like,
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a minute three years ago,
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all right? Stop calling me!
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(phone clicks)
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>> Just give me one second.
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>> Yeah, yeah.
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>> Girls.
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(dial tone rings)
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>> Yo!
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>> Hey, Chad, it's, uh--
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it's Josh.
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>> Josh, yo, what's up, man?
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>> I'm doing... doing good.
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Uh, well, I'm actual--
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well, I'm at a bank, and, uh,
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I'm being held hostage, and...
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I just wanted to say good-bye
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because you're my best friend.
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>> I am?
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Is this Josh Rom
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or Josh Williams?
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>> It's, uh, Josh from--
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from work... from work.
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>> Oh, work Josh, okay.
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Uh, okay, all right.
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How'd you get my number?
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>> Um, remember the blizzard
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last winter, and you were out
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of the office, and I went by
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your desk, and I memorized your
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number 'cause it was--
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I saw it.
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>> Now, honestly,
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I'm trying to picture your face,
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and I can't.
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I don't remember your face.
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>> Uh... Chad, I-- you know,
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I don't know what's gonna
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happen, so I just wanted you to
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know that whatever does...
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I love you, man.
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>> What the (bleep) you talking
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about?
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(phone clicks)
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(clears throat)
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>> Who is this-- is this yours?
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>> All right.
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Who's it gonna be?
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>> What, why, why? No...
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>> Yes, yes, he's a loser,
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so you should... him.
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>> He ain't got no friends.
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>> Wait.
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Is that true?
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>> Yeah.
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>> I don't have no friends
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neither, man.
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I mean, that's...
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that's why I rob.
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** (soft acoustic guitar)
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Yes.
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>> My name is Josh,
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and I love you.
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>> My name is Mark, and I--
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(gunshot)
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>> Mark!
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Mark!
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Mark!
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Mark, say something!
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Mark?
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Say anything, Mark.
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And that is why I named you
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Mark.
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>> Thank you so much for coming
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on such short notice.
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>> Oh, no problem, lady.
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>> I thought those ants would
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never leave.
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>> Oh, they didn't stand
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a chance.
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We're the best in the business.
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Take care.
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>> Thank you.
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**
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(Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata"
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playing)
311
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(pounding dance music playing)
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>> Man, this is why we need more
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black superheroes.
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Can't believe we all dressed as
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Blade.
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>> Blade? Nah, man.
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We're Morpheuses.
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>> Yeah, dude, I'm
319
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Big Daddy Kane, you idiot.
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>> I'm Ray Charles with a sword.
321
00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:04,227
>> I don't know you're not
322
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tucking in y'all shirt.
323
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>> Yeah.
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>> Tuck your shirt in, man.
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>> (all) Tuck your shirt in.
326
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,370
>> Yeah.
327
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>> You know what?
328
00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:10,927
It does look dumb.
329
00:11:10,933 --> 00:11:12,833
(overlapping agreeing)
330
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**
331
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:21,703
>> Hey, man, I'm saying, dude,
332
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like... wolves nowadays is
333
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getting a real bad rap.
334
00:11:25,867 --> 00:11:26,497
You always see pictures of
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wolves, like, destroying things,
336
00:11:27,967 --> 00:11:29,067
ripping things up.
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You never see a wolf just
338
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hanging out, looking sweet.
339
00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:31,597
>> Yeah, dude.
340
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,130
>> It's not right, dude.
341
00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:34,103
I gotta tell more people in the
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00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,070
streets about this, man.
343
00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:36,267
I'm sorry, I'll keep moving,
344
00:11:36,267 --> 00:11:37,697
but, you know, just...
345
00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:38,870
food for thought, dude,
346
00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:40,727
you know?
347
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,273
Yo, man, I was just telling this
348
00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:44,597
dude, it's just, like, wolves
349
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,700
nowadays...
350
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**
351
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:49,297
>> Oh!
352
00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:50,070
(cheering)
353
00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:51,067
>> Did y'all see that?
354
00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,097
That was crazy!
355
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,900
Oh, baby!
356
00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,070
It's not over, everybody.
357
00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:55,727
Here we go.
358
00:11:55,733 --> 00:11:57,073
Coming up next, this dude right
359
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:57,727
here really needs no
360
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introduction.
361
00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:00,270
Straight representing from
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Brooklyn, I need y'all to make
363
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some noise for my main man,
364
00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:05,203
Smooth!
365
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,370
(cheers and applause)
366
00:12:06,367 --> 00:12:07,797
Let's go!
367
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,830
**
368
00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,803
>> Oh, my God!
369
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,400
Oh, my God!
370
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,200
>> That was the lamest dunk
371
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:20,830
I've ever seen.
372
00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:22,073
>> That (bleep) was terrible.
373
00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:22,867
>> Pretty sure I saw
374
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:23,767
Bill Russell do that (bleep)
375
00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:25,067
in 1967, man.
376
00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:27,067
>> That's zero points.
377
00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:28,327
Not on my watch.
378
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:29,073
>> That's a good use of that
379
00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:29,667
phrase, man.
380
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:30,327
>> I know, I know, I've been
381
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,673
saving up for it for a moment
382
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:32,327
like this.
383
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:32,973
>> Perfect.
384
00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:35,327
>> Oh, yeah, here we go!
385
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,403
Lock your laptop because this
386
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,570
signal got all four bars.
387
00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:40,867
I need y'all to show some love
388
00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:42,767
for my boy, from Queens,
389
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Wi-Fly!
390
00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:47,727
Let's go!
391
00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:53,573
**
392
00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:01,603
>> Not interested.
393
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,300
>> No.
394
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,270
>> If I could give something
395
00:13:03,267 --> 00:13:04,797
less than a zero, I would.
396
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:05,900
That dunk sucked.
397
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,600
>> Yup, not on my watch.
398
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,600
>> Used it again.
399
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,700
>> Callback, that's called
400
00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:10,930
a callback, brother.
401
00:13:10,967 --> 00:13:12,427
>> Yo, our last dunker of the
402
00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:15,633
day, representing BK
403
00:13:15,633 --> 00:13:16,903
with one of the most ridiculous
404
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,430
names I've ever heard
405
00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:20,873
in my life, give it up for
406
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,627
Keithany Brucas!
407
00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:24,073
>> Yes, whoo!
408
00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:24,667
>> That's what I'm talking
409
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:25,727
about-- give it up, baby.
410
00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:26,967
>> Crazy aim, this guy's--
411
00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:28,297
>> Great face, let me tell you--
412
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,070
this is what we've been waiting
413
00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:29,567
for.
414
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:32,497
**
415
00:13:34,933 --> 00:13:36,473
Damn, that was perfect.
416
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,127
Yeah, baby.
417
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:37,773
>> You got to go.
418
00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:38,867
>> The glasses, the hat, that's
419
00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:40,327
what I'm talking about, baby.
420
00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:41,203
That dunk was pretty average...
421
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,270
>> That was-- that was okay--
422
00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:43,567
>> But-- but you dress
423
00:13:43,633 --> 00:13:44,873
phenomenal.
424
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:49,427
**
425
00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:51,133
>> What's your return policy?
426
00:13:51,133 --> 00:13:53,203
>> 30 days with receipt.
427
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,470
>> Your resume says you
428
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,827
graduated valedictorian
429
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:56,573
from Harvard.
430
00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:57,467
>> That's exactly what
431
00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:58,267
I wrote down.
432
00:13:58,267 --> 00:14:00,097
>> Well... we'd like
433
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,070
to offer you the job.
434
00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:05,567
(both chuckle)
435
00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:10,497
**
436
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,200
>> * Party
437
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,300
>> (roars)
438
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,500
>> Barack Obama.
439
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:22,600
There you have it.
440
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,700
The United States has agreed to
441
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:24,700
dispose of all weapons
442
00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:26,067
of mass destruction.
443
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:28,297
(applause)
444
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,470
>> And it's with great pleasure
445
00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:32,827
that I, Vladimir Putin,
446
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:35,073
can say the global peace treaty
447
00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:36,727
has been signed by all countries
448
00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:38,433
representing the G8 Summit.
449
00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:40,703
(laughs)
450
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:41,830
>> Yes, yes, yes.
451
00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:43,503
This makes Prime Minister
452
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,930
of Japan Shinzo Abe very happy.
453
00:14:46,933 --> 00:14:48,703
Very, very happy.
454
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:51,070
>> Mm, mm.
455
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,667
Who loves orange soda?
456
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:54,427
Obama loves orange soda.
457
00:14:54,433 --> 00:14:56,873
I do, I do, I do, ooh.
458
00:14:56,867 --> 00:14:59,867
(laughter)
459
00:14:59,867 --> 00:15:01,667
>> What did you just say?
460
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:02,527
>> Oh, don't mind me.
461
00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:03,503
I'm just quoting a television
462
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,470
show from the '90s.
463
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:06,967
>> Yes, it's, uh, "Kenan & Kel."
464
00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:09,197
I, Angela Merkel, as well as the
465
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,170
rest of the Merkels,
466
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:11,167
we love that show.
467
00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:12,567
>> Fantastic show.
468
00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:13,527
>> Me too.
469
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:14,533
Kel was so damn funny.
470
00:15:14,533 --> 00:15:15,203
>> Ah, yes.
471
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,370
>> The best characters.
472
00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:17,327
>> No!
473
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,373
You got it all wrong!
474
00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:20,073
Kenan is the greatest.
475
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:20,667
>> Well, I'm not saying
476
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:21,867
Kenan wasn't good.
477
00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:23,227
I'm just saying Kel
478
00:15:23,233 --> 00:15:24,073
was a little better.
479
00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:25,527
But any leader who puts his
480
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,103
country's economy before war
481
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:27,770
would know that.
482
00:15:27,767 --> 00:15:30,327
>> Ooh, hoo, hoo.
483
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,773
>> Of course your country
484
00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:33,097
loves Kel.
485
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,830
He's loud, and he's black.
486
00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:36,533
>> What?
487
00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:38,173
>> I'm Matteo Renzi from Italy.
488
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,767
I actually agree with Mr. Putin.
489
00:15:39,767 --> 00:15:41,467
Kenan was much greater.
490
00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:42,367
>> I, Francois Hollande,
491
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:43,567
think you need both of them.
492
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,667
You can't have Kenan without
493
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,327
Kel, and Kel without Kenan.
494
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:46,973
I'm French.
495
00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:49,067
>> You make a great point, okay?
496
00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:51,767
They both work great as as team.
497
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:53,667
But this imbecile
498
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,267
choose to think that Kel
499
00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:56,897
is better than Kenan,
500
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,400
and it's just not true!
501
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,100
>> Kel was obviously way better.
502
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:00,770
>> They both are.
503
00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:01,767
>> You don't need both 'cause
504
00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:02,797
Kel is better.
505
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,430
No.
506
00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:04,103
>> What are you saying?
507
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,570
It's Kenan, You Yankee skunk!
508
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:10,067
**
509
00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:11,067
>> Kel was better in
510
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:12,867
"Good Burger."
511
00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:13,927
>> Hey, I'm Canada's Stephen
512
00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:15,903
Harper, and I got burgers, eh?
513
00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:20,603
>> You all right?
514
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,270
>> Yeah.
515
00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:22,927
>> Hey.
516
00:16:22,933 --> 00:16:24,233
Name's Kel.
517
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,373
Yeah, I was over making
518
00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:27,303
some couscous, and I overheard
519
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:28,230
you guys having a little
520
00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:29,203
commotion, and I thought I'd
521
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,230
sneak over here so we can work
522
00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:32,373
things out, okay?
523
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,397
Look, it doesn't matter
524
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,470
who you like better,
525
00:16:34,467 --> 00:16:36,127
Kenan or me.
526
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:37,503
What matter is that we made
527
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:41,470
your childhood enjoyable.
528
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:42,867
Look, I don't want world peace
529
00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:44,067
to hinge on the shoulders of
530
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:45,167
"Kenan & Kel."
531
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:46,227
I just don't.
532
00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:47,973
Come on.
533
00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:50,567
>> All right, he's right, okay?
534
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:51,227
Look, let's do this.
535
00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:52,503
Let's take a shot of this orange
536
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,270
soda to show everyone
537
00:16:54,267 --> 00:16:55,597
we've made up, all right?
538
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,930
Come on, grab a glass, everyone.
539
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,533
>> I'm with that, come on.
540
00:16:58,533 --> 00:17:00,403
>> Let's do it.
541
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,300
>> Who loves orange soda?
542
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,270
>> (all) Kel loves orange soda.
543
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:07,727
I do, I do, I do.
544
00:17:07,733 --> 00:17:08,933
(chuckling)
545
00:17:08,933 --> 00:17:10,433
Ah, I don't!
546
00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:11,573
(coughs)
547
00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:12,197
Gross!
548
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,870
(coughs)
549
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:14,797
Look, I tried to do it with
550
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,830
y'all, I really did.
551
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:17,333
But, look, I drank too much of
552
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,073
it, and the fructose burns my
553
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,227
throat, I can't do it no more.
554
00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:21,303
Okay? I'm sorry.
555
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:22,270
Here you go.
556
00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:24,897
(clears throat)
557
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,400
World peace.
558
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,500
>> It's all a lie!
559
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:35,070
(all sob)
560
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:35,730
>> We're here with
561
00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:36,703
Mason Plumlee, star of the
562
00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:38,070
Brooklyn Nets and First Team
563
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:38,667
All-Rookie.
564
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:39,767
>> He's gonna try to dunk it,
565
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,727
but we're gonna block it
566
00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:41,933
'cause we're nice.
567
00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:44,933
>> Let's go, let's go, baby.
568
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,933
>> Ah!
569
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,233
Ah!
570
00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:52,833
(overlapping chatter)
571
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:53,633
>> Y'all said you was gonna
572
00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:54,533
block me, y'all said you was
573
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:55,433
gonna block me.
574
00:17:55,433 --> 00:17:56,233
>> I didn't say block, I said
575
00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:56,933
"propel."
576
00:17:56,933 --> 00:17:58,073
>> Oh, my goodness.
577
00:17:58,067 --> 00:18:00,427
**
578
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:02,730
>> Hey, how you doing?
579
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:03,703
Would you mind if I got a, uh--
580
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,270
a napkin, just, like, a napkin?
581
00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:07,067
Oh, thank you very much, thanks.
582
00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:12,897
**
583
00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:15,727
(whooping and cheering)
584
00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:16,873
>> Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
585
00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:20,867
I am ready for some "man"-tasy.
586
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:24,067
(all cheer)
587
00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:25,097
>> Did somebody say they ready
588
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,370
to see a "man"-tasy?
589
00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:28,897
(all cheer)
590
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:29,600
>> I cannot hear you.
591
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,330
Did somebody say my name?
592
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,333
I'm in the cake.
593
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:33,703
(all cheer)
594
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,870
>> Whoo!
595
00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:38,267
Yeah!
596
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:39,067
>> Yeah!
597
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:40,067
>> I ruined your cake!
598
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:43,067
(laughter)
599
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:44,167
Yeah!
600
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,697
Look at these sequins!
601
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,570
(all cheer)
602
00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:49,227
* Dancing out of some cake
603
00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:51,133
* Dancing out of some cake
604
00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:52,273
* Dancing
605
00:18:52,267 --> 00:18:54,767
(coughing)
606
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,067
>> Oh, someone needs a doctor.
607
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:56,697
>> (both) Someone needs a
608
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,070
doctor!
609
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:00,367
>> Oh, my God, ooh, yeah.
610
00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:01,567
>> Are there nuts in this cake?
611
00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:03,067
>> Ooh, you bet your sweet ass
612
00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:04,167
there's nuts!
613
00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:05,697
(cheering)
614
00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:07,797
(overlapping chatter)
615
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,330
>> Oh, (bleep), a pecan!
616
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,503
Oh, oh!
617
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,400
I'm allergic to pecans.
618
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,200
(overlapping shouting)
619
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,230
>> Shake it, shake it, shake it,
620
00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:19,203
baby, shake it, baby...
621
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,800
>> Whoo, shake it!
622
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,900
>> Oh, somebody get me a shot!
623
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,530
>> (all) Shot, shot, shot, shot,
624
00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:25,503
shot, shot--
625
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,870
>> I need an EpiPen!
626
00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:28,727
>> (all) Shot, shot, shot, shot,
627
00:19:28,733 --> 00:19:30,933
shot, shot, shot, shot--
628
00:19:30,933 --> 00:19:32,833
Oh.
629
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:33,673
>> Yeah.
630
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:37,067
>> Oh.
631
00:19:37,067 --> 00:19:37,727
>> Uh-oh.
632
00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:38,533
>> I don't know, I--
633
00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:40,673
I don't think he's okay.
634
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:42,327
>> Do something.
635
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:54,067
>> (all) Yeah!
636
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:54,897
>> Hi, hi, hi, hi!
637
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,830
>> Hey, sir, yo.
638
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,333
Would you, uh-- would you mind,
639
00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:00,073
uh, racing our friend?
640
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:00,897
>> He's real tall and strong.
641
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:01,567
>> I can take him,
642
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:02,227
I can take him.
643
00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:02,933
>> Yeah?
644
00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:03,603
>> You can take him?
645
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,270
>> You need somebody to hold
646
00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:04,967
your book bag?
647
00:20:04,967 --> 00:20:05,997
>> So this'll be-- this'll be a
648
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,870
standard, uh, race between
649
00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:09,367
Kevin and Tyler.
650
00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:10,327
The first person to get to the
651
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,633
twins wins.
652
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:12,473
All right, Rel-- Rel will do
653
00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:13,367
the National Anthem.
654
00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:14,297
>> No, I'm not doing that.
655
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,000
>> Okay.
656
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:15,800
>> On your mark!
657
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,270
>> Oh, it's going down, bro.
658
00:20:17,267 --> 00:20:18,267
>> Get set!
659
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:19,067
Go!
660
00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:20,797
>> Go, go, go, go, go, go!
661
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,170
(laughter)
662
00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:25,127
>> My shoe slipped!
663
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:26,233
It's the shoe that slipped!
664
00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:27,133
This is all I have!
665
00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:28,103
Man, we gotta do it again.
666
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,600
(overlapping chatter)
667
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,000
It was the shoes.
668
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,500
It was the shoes, man.
669
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,530
>> Yay!
670
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,203
(bleep)
671
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:36,933
>> You saw, it was the shoes,
672
00:20:36,933 --> 00:20:37,603
man.
673
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,630
I slipped, it was wet over
674
00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:39,973
there, you know it was wet.
675
00:20:39,967 --> 00:20:41,027
>> Uh, sir, how does it feel to
676
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:41,973
lose so badly?
677
00:20:41,967 --> 00:20:43,497
>> I didn't lose because that
678
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,270
should've been discounted, man..
679
00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:46,127
Something was over there that
680
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:47,203
I slipped on, it wasn't fair.
681
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,170
>> Uh, sir, it looks as though
682
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:49,467
there's nothing wet over there
683
00:20:49,467 --> 00:20:50,397
at all, so what could you have
684
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,070
slipped on that--
685
00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:51,797
>> There was something wet.
686
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,070
I felt something wet in my feet.
687
00:20:53,067 --> 00:20:54,427
You weren't over there, Jen.
688
00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:55,303
>> Do you see that? That is the
689
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,170
sound of failure right there.
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