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That's really red lipstick, eh?
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Like it makes your eyes kinda look all
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swollen and stuff.
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You need to pay with gold bars here?
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Holy moly.
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There's barely any choice here.
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Can I just have a burger or something?
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Help you with anything are
you ready to, uh, to order?
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Ugh, everything in this
place is so expensive.
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How is anybody supposed
to have a decent meal?
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- Am I right?
- Yeah.
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Like why don't I just
give you my wallet,
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give you the money from my wallet
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while I decide what artisanal cracker
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or plate of kale I'm
supposed to order, um...
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Uh, we're having trouble deciding, uh,
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do you have any suggestions?
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Uh, yeah, maybe it's like,
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taking a little bit of space,
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getting out and seeing other people,
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you know, realizing that
you're capable of... of better?
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Oh, you know what?
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I can't do those things,
I have father issues.
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Coconut calamari?
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The two things I'm
allergic to, great. Mm.
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("DANCING UNDERWATER" BY BRAVE SHORES)
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? Me and my friends
will spike the punch, ?
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? Rolling in the party
we'll start the fun ?
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? Get fancy ?
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? Hey Hey ?
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? There's no clouds
its just the sun ?
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? Living in times that
are meant for fun, yeah ?
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? Hold your breath a little longer ?
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? Let's go dancing underwater ?
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? Oh, oh, oh oh ?
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(DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL)
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DETECTIVE: Look, we've been
going at her for hours, okay?
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She's not gonna break.
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CHIEF: Huh. Yeah, yeah,
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but she's been trading
secrets with the Russians,
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and we need to get the
name of her contacts.
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It's not changing.
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You know what, um...
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Send in Gomez and Crawford.
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No, no, not Gomez and Crawford.
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They're brutal.
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Hey, look, I don't like their methods
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any more than you do.
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Okay, Steve?
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But we gotta get those names.
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Send them in.
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Chief, I just think
you should reconsider...
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I SAID SEND THEM IN!
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Okay.
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Crawford, Gomez, you're up!
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It's like I'm obsessed with you.
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(LAUGHS)
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I... I don't know,
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like I just love like
her blouse and all that.
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Like, everything she
was wearing I was like,
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"I need that right away."
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CRAWFORD: Right.
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I don't know.
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I found Fashion Week
this year such a bore.
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Oh my god, you're so right.
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Listen, next time you're
there, if it's terrible,
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why don't you just give me
call and come up to the house
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because Clinton is dying to see you.
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Oooh.
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I'm not telling you shit.
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What?
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Just... (CLEARING THROAT)
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I'm not telling you shit.
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Um, no one asked you to.
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Anyway.
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That's fine.
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Oh ladies, that is so fine
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'cause I'm gonna tell you
a little something about me.
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This right here, La Bouche,
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you know what that is?
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Steel trap.
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No one cares, dude.
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(LAUGHING)
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CRAWFORD: I have to tell
you the funniest thing.
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PRISONER: Oh my god, that's
so funny, I know that one.
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No, no, no, no, I know that one,
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that's a good joke, I know it.
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I know that, oh yeah that joke?
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That's a good one, I know that joke.
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Oh my god, I laughed
so hard at that joke.
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We could just talk
about that's so funny.
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Wait, what are you...
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Are you guys saying stuff about me?
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What are you saying?
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If you've got something to say
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you can totally say it to
my face, like I can take it.
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You can just say it to my
face, it's fine. I can...
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Hey guys? (WHISPERING)
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Just so you know,
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whispering is rude, okay?
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Hey guys!
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You guys are like being
real jerks right now.
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Oh my god, someone, okay fine!
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Fine!
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Aleah Polashenka, okay, she's in Moscow.
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There ya go.
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Whoa whoa whoa, you have it, it's out,
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we're friends now.
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We're on the same page,
fine, you got it, right?
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How are you?
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Like what are you guys doing later?
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Um, do you wanna go outside
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because it's getting a
little crowded in here.
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I got more, do you guys
want more? I got more.
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I have, um...
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Dmitri Vensika, huge massive.
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You'll be, they'll
love that you know that.
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He's in Moscow too.
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I'm a good, we can, I'm a good...
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(SINGING) Look I can
dance for you, and I...
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CHIEF: Ladies, we did it!
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Like, nice work.
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Guys, you guys, we did it.
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You did it, it was mostly you.
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We didn't do it.
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You guys did it, that's great, um...
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Anyway, you know what?
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Wanna go for a drink?
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Congratulations drink?
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You know what I, my treat.
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I will...
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It's my treat.
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Just, oh hey Steve, hey.
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Hey, I'm gonna go grab a
drink with Crawford and Gomez.
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They just sent me a text, so.
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CHIEF: Oh, I thought maybe
like all of us could go?
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Okay.
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I'll go for a drink with you.
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You guys?
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Guys?
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- (BACKGROUND CHATTER)
- (DANCE MUSIC)
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That's how it happens.
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But it is how it happens, you know?
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So that would be funny.
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Imagine the difference...
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Oh, oh my god Ashley!
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I didn't know you were here.
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Oh yeah, yeah I know Kelly from work.
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Oh, wow, fantastic fantastic.
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So who is this?
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- Hi, Doug, nice to meet you.
- Hello Doug.
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Nice to meet you, mmm.
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I'm just gonna hit the bar.
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- Okay.
- For sure, for sure.
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Oh my god, he is super cute.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, tell me everything.
Are you dating?
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Ah well, uh no.
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We wouldn't really use
the, the term dating.
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KELLY: Oh, right, right,
right, right, right, right.
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But you're seeing each other.
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Oh, I mean, we see each other for sure
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but are we like, seeing each other?
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Uh, you know, I wouldn't use that.
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But you're a thing?
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Well a thing, what's a thing?
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You know, it sounds like a blah,
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like this unsexy, just blah, a noun.
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- Are you a noun? No.
- Okay, okay, okay, well you're,
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no, you're like together,
you're hanging out.
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You're...
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We wouldn't use the phrase hanging out.
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It just sounds so puerile.
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What phrase would you use?
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I don't know, um...
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Don't you? Come on, tell me, tell me.
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I need to know.
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I want you to define this for me.
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- Lay it on me, come on.
- I just...
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Holding hands, have
you seen his underwear?
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- Okay, I just met him!
- Oh.
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Okay, he's married and he's gay
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and I honestly think he
was just trying to find
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an excuse to leave.
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Oh.
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So you're alone.
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Well I don't know if
I would say I'm alone.
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I mean, you know, like
what is alone, right?
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Am I... am I seeing someone? No.
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But am I alone?
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I mean that's a larger
existential question then.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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Fran, hello?
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Can I try on these two items?
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- Change room four.
- (METAL CLINKING)
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Thank you.
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I'll get it.
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This is huge.
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- Hello?
- (KOOKY INSTRUMENTAL)
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Fran.
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Can I have a different size?
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Anyone?
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(KOOKY INSTRUMENTAL)
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What?
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Hello?
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Ugh.
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(STUTTERING)
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I'll just get it myself.
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Here it is.
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Oh, this is the same!
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(KOOKY INSTRUMENTAL)
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(PLASTIC SQUISHING)
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Not right.
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(KOOKY INSTRUMENTAL)
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Grrr!
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Fran!
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(COOL ROCK INSTRUMENTAL)
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?
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(WOMAN MUMBLING AND GIGGLING)
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Maggie?
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Eihi!
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Okay, uh Greg, hello.
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Is this your, um...
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is it your uh...
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- Girlfriend.
- It's your girlfriend.
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- Your new girlfriend.
- Yeah.
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Hello, um...
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Hmm, mmm, no thanks.
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MAGGIE: It's lovely to meet you.
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Just how are your parents?
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They both still don't
forgive you for what you did.
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MAGGIE: Great. Well tell them I say hi.
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Yeah.
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You still making those burgers?
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He makes a mean burger.
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We're vegan now.
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I'm just gonna try these panties on.
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Lovely to see you both.
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I never knew she existed.
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You've never mentioned this person.
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- Yeah I blocked her out.
- Oh, okay.
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
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All aboard!
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MAN: That's me, darling.
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I will miss you dearly.
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MAN: I fear nothing,
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for I know you will be
at home waiting for me,
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ever devoted no matter how many years.
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Um, I'm sorry, did you say years?
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I thought this whole thing was supposed
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to be wrapped up by Christmas?
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Well yes, it may drag on three or
four more Christmases, maybe more.
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More? Okay, so like I'm 21 now,
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that would make me 25.
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I mean, life expectancy
for a woman these days
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is only like, 38 barring farm accidents.
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But I will fight as long as it takes
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knowing you're at home waiting for me,
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tatting a doily, ever chaste.
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Okay, okay, um,
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really appreciated the fighting,
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thank you very much
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and you know me, I live to tat.
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It's just, is there a
thing as the ever chaste?
266
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MAN: Oh yeah, fear not,
267
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I'll be true to you while I'm
fighting the good fight in France.
268
00:09:18,210 --> 00:09:19,844
Okay, listen, um babe,
269
00:09:19,879 --> 00:09:21,490
uh, just go with me
on this one, all right?
270
00:09:21,514 --> 00:09:24,015
You know how we have, uh, to this point,
271
00:09:24,050 --> 00:09:26,350
done mostly like over
the petticoat stuff?
272
00:09:26,385 --> 00:09:27,663
Your handholding game is strong.
273
00:09:27,687 --> 00:09:28,998
- It's strong, loving it.
- Thank you, thank you.
274
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I'm just saying,
275
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I have heard that these French women,
276
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they know things.
277
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No French trollop will come
between me and my true love.
278
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Totally appreciate that.
279
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You got a free pass,
280
00:09:38,531 --> 00:09:40,331
if you meet a French
trollop whose interested
281
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in teaching you some
under the petticoat.
282
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Darling, you must banish
these foolish thoughts.
283
00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:47,003
No lips but mine will
touch yours until I return.
284
00:09:47,039 --> 00:09:48,204
- No lips?
- None.
285
00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,239
No.
286
00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,240
What about down there?
287
00:09:50,275 --> 00:09:51,574
No.
288
00:09:52,577 --> 00:09:54,889
You know what, maybe it's time
that we opened this up a bit.
289
00:09:54,913 --> 00:09:57,747
And if I die a glorious
death and not return,
290
00:09:57,783 --> 00:10:00,083
I'll rest in peace knowing
you'll remain virginal
291
00:10:00,118 --> 00:10:02,052
- and pure until you die.
- Oh, uh,
292
00:10:02,087 --> 00:10:03,553
MAN: Probably in a farm accident.
293
00:10:03,588 --> 00:10:04,588
Mm.
294
00:10:04,589 --> 00:10:06,389
And we'll be reunited in heaven.
295
00:10:06,424 --> 00:10:07,724
Intense.
296
00:10:07,759 --> 00:10:10,560
TRAIN CONDUCTOR: Final call, all aboard!
297
00:10:10,595 --> 00:10:11,895
Oh.
298
00:10:11,930 --> 00:10:16,432
Goodbye, my forever chaste lovekins.
299
00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:17,901
Oh, just...
300
00:10:17,936 --> 00:10:19,069
Oh, missed a bit.
301
00:10:19,104 --> 00:10:21,070
- Okay.
- Oh, uh, all right.
302
00:10:21,105 --> 00:10:22,270
That's how you do me?
303
00:10:22,306 --> 00:10:23,306
MAN: Yeah, bye.
304
00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:24,807
Bye, have a great war.
305
00:10:24,842 --> 00:10:26,141
A total blue bean here!
306
00:10:27,978 --> 00:10:30,145
? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?
307
00:10:33,302 --> 00:10:35,468
? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?
308
00:10:43,445 --> 00:10:44,945
Hey, Cheryl.
309
00:10:44,980 --> 00:10:46,914
What's up, girl?
310
00:10:46,949 --> 00:10:51,718
Um, I'm just on Facebook
and I read your status.
311
00:10:51,753 --> 00:10:52,753
Yeah?
312
00:10:52,754 --> 00:10:53,754
CO-WORKER: And it says,
313
00:10:53,755 --> 00:10:55,255
"Why is it so hard for my co-workers
314
00:10:55,291 --> 00:10:57,090
to put their dirty
dishes in the dishwasher
315
00:10:57,126 --> 00:10:59,893
instead of leaving
them in the sink? WTF."
316
00:10:59,929 --> 00:11:01,895
Hah, yeah.
317
00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:05,231
I can't help but think
that this is about me.
318
00:11:05,266 --> 00:11:06,766
Ah, wha?
319
00:11:06,802 --> 00:11:10,069
You just wrote it like, a minute ago
320
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,949
and a minute before that
we were in the kitchen.
321
00:11:11,973 --> 00:11:14,741
I did put a dish in
the sink and you saw me.
322
00:11:14,776 --> 00:11:18,110
Yeah. Trust me, girl, not about you.
323
00:11:18,146 --> 00:11:19,579
Okay.
324
00:11:19,614 --> 00:11:21,592
CHERYL: Anyway, did I mention
that I love your cardigan?
325
00:11:21,616 --> 00:11:22,616
Oh, uh.
326
00:11:22,617 --> 00:11:25,284
Honestly, red is your colour, lady Lou.
327
00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,997
Thank you, it's... it's actually a blazer.
328
00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:28,621
Ah, super nice.
329
00:11:28,657 --> 00:11:30,323
Really like it.
330
00:11:30,358 --> 00:11:32,325
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
331
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,828
Now your status reads,
"My co-worker confronted me
332
00:11:34,863 --> 00:11:37,128
out of nowhere. It's not all about you."
333
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:39,297
Huh, right.
334
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,299
- Is it about me?
- No.
335
00:11:41,335 --> 00:11:42,634
No, it is not about you.
336
00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:44,803
I love the cardigan though, honestly.
337
00:11:44,839 --> 00:11:46,304
- Blazer.
- Did you say buzzer?
338
00:11:46,340 --> 00:11:47,340
Blazer.
339
00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:50,019
My blazer aside, you
were just writing this.
340
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,488
- We just finished speaking.
- Uh huh.
341
00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:53,111
- Where I was confronting you.
- Uh huh.
342
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,424
And then you typed
this and pressed Enter
343
00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:56,092
and then I looked and
this is what it said.
344
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,094
I know it can feel that
way sometimes on Facebook.
345
00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,958
A lot of people are
writing stuff and whatever
346
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,119
but you are my bestie.
347
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:04,122
Do not worry, you do you, me do me.
348
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,124
We do we,
349
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,359
all good.
350
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,628
- Okay.
- Okay.
351
00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:10,663
Love the cardigan though.
352
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,297
Blazer, thank you.
353
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,332
Sure.
354
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:17,802
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
355
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,304
You just typed this.
356
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:22,160
I can't believe my co-worker's
still nagging me about this, chill.
357
00:12:22,161 --> 00:12:23,310
- No I didn't.
- Yes you did.
358
00:12:23,311 --> 00:12:24,477
- No I didn't.
- What were you doing then?
359
00:12:24,492 --> 00:12:26,341
How 'bout everyone just like
gets on Facebook for a bit
360
00:12:26,342 --> 00:12:28,524
- and just does their work?
- Oh, really, 'cause now your status says,
361
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,526
"My co-worker's cardigan
that she says is a blazer
362
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,183
looks like a bag of red ass."
363
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,852
Stop fucking writing about me!
364
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:35,888
- Okay.
- Okay?
365
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:36,889
Yeah, no more.
366
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:37,955
No more typing.
367
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,202
- Cheryl, we just said...
- I promise I won't type any...
368
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:40,703
- You just promised.
- I'm not gonna do anything.
369
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:41,727
CO-WORKER: Stop it!
370
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:42,728
Stop it!
371
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,362
- Stop it!
- Hey!
372
00:12:44,398 --> 00:12:46,230
Stop writing about me on Facebook!
373
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,710
If you have something to say to me...
374
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,374
What, you want me to
say it to your face?
375
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,402
No!
376
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,547
Just leave a passive aggressive note
377
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,804
above the microwave like everybody else!
378
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:54,840
Great blazer.
379
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,007
CO-WORKER: Thank you!
380
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,175
Thank you.
381
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:00,678
CHERYL: It's my keyboard.
382
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,013
I need that for later.
383
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,518
I still have it on my phone though, so.
384
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,055
SENATOR: Listen.
385
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:13,223
I have said it before
and I will say it again.
386
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:17,261
Marriage is between a man and a woman.
387
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,064
Not a woman and a woman,
388
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:22,199
not a man and a man.
389
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,867
Ugh, that is so gross,
390
00:13:23,902 --> 00:13:25,869
I cannot even say that out loud.
391
00:13:25,904 --> 00:13:26,904
KEVIN: Keep going, sir.
392
00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:28,872
Remember, stay on point.
393
00:13:28,907 --> 00:13:32,242
Homosexuals should be reformed.
394
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:37,214
We cannot fall prey to their gay agenda.
395
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:39,749
Their "gaygenda", is that good?
396
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,085
"Gaygenda", is that clever?
397
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,264
I think so sir, it's pretty great.
398
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,455
- "Gaygenda".
- "Gaygenda".
399
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,490
(KNOCKING)
400
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,591
CAROLE: Mr. Senator, we have two members
401
00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:50,267
of the LGBTQ Community Outreach Program
402
00:13:50,268 --> 00:13:51,707
- here to see you.
- Ugh, I thought we cancelled that.
403
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:53,862
- No sir, we've had it booked for...
- Fine.
404
00:13:53,898 --> 00:13:55,042
CAROLE: I just, I'm sorry sir.
405
00:13:55,066 --> 00:13:58,367
Bring them in, Carole.
406
00:13:58,403 --> 00:13:59,702
I'm sorry, sir.
407
00:13:59,737 --> 00:14:00,737
This way please.
408
00:14:00,738 --> 00:14:02,705
You can have five
minutes with the Senator.
409
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:03,872
Thank you.
410
00:14:03,908 --> 00:14:05,241
You can save your gay breath.
411
00:14:05,276 --> 00:14:09,412
I will not be reversing my
position on the "gaygenda".
412
00:14:09,447 --> 00:14:10,447
CAROLE: He would never do that.
413
00:14:10,448 --> 00:14:11,592
No, it's an interesting word.
414
00:14:11,616 --> 00:14:14,083
You do not have to worry, Senator.
415
00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:15,418
We are here to support you.
416
00:14:15,453 --> 00:14:16,919
We're on your side, Ted.
417
00:14:16,954 --> 00:14:18,121
SENATOR: What?
418
00:14:18,956 --> 00:14:19,989
Why?
419
00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:21,935
Being a violent homophobe
is often the first step
420
00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:24,793
in a repressed man's
realization that he's gay,
421
00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:27,096
so here is a pamphlet.
422
00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:28,188
CAROLE: They brought pamphlets, sir.
423
00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:29,212
I see that, Carole.
424
00:14:29,213 --> 00:14:30,378
Okay.
425
00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:32,309
_
426
00:14:33,050 --> 00:14:34,050
Oh well.
427
00:14:34,051 --> 00:14:35,228
PLAID SHIRT MAN: Horsey sauce.
428
00:14:35,252 --> 00:14:39,055
Why would I be trying to make gay
marriage illegal if I were gay?
429
00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:41,190
Well maybe you're worried
it would be too easy
430
00:14:41,225 --> 00:14:44,526
for you to get gay married
if it were legal, you know?
431
00:14:44,561 --> 00:14:46,528
- I mean, another excellent...
- Shut up, Carole.
432
00:14:46,563 --> 00:14:47,730
Point, sir.
433
00:14:47,765 --> 00:14:50,899
Look, we understand why you
need this law, Mr. Senator.
434
00:14:50,935 --> 00:14:53,001
Otherwise you'd be off
in a drunken weekend
435
00:14:53,037 --> 00:14:54,837
in Las Vegas with Kevin over there
436
00:14:54,872 --> 00:14:58,006
- getting gay married accidentally.
- KEVIN: Hey!
437
00:14:58,042 --> 00:14:59,341
We don't talk about that trip!
438
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,542
Shh!
439
00:15:02,078 --> 00:15:03,511
(WHISPERING) Stop it.
440
00:15:03,547 --> 00:15:06,514
- That trip meant the world to me.
- It did?
441
00:15:06,550 --> 00:15:07,682
I never knew.
442
00:15:07,718 --> 00:15:10,518
I meant every word
that I said that night.
443
00:15:10,554 --> 00:15:13,020
So did I sir, so did I.
444
00:15:13,056 --> 00:15:14,422
Caesar's Palace.
445
00:15:15,225 --> 00:15:16,358
Celine.
446
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,692
We went deep, Kevin.
447
00:15:17,728 --> 00:15:19,193
Very deep, sir.
448
00:15:19,229 --> 00:15:21,563
Mr. Senator, I'm just
gonna leave these pamphlets.
449
00:15:21,598 --> 00:15:23,097
Thank you Carole, goodbye, Carole.
450
00:15:23,933 --> 00:15:24,933
Apologies?
451
00:15:24,934 --> 00:15:25,934
Say gaygenda, sir.
452
00:15:25,935 --> 00:15:28,069
- Gaygenda.
- Gaygenda.
453
00:15:28,104 --> 00:15:29,437
Gaygenda.
454
00:15:29,473 --> 00:15:31,417
CAROLE: Sir, your wife wants to
know what you want for supper.
455
00:15:31,441 --> 00:15:33,074
- Sausage!
- Sausage.
456
00:15:33,109 --> 00:15:35,243
Did you want me to keep
you wife in the lobby, or?
457
00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:36,443
No, we're done.
458
00:15:36,946 --> 00:15:39,147
- Can you grab me a diet coke?
- Yes sir.
459
00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:40,948
Sorry we're late, this is Donna,
460
00:15:40,984 --> 00:15:42,416
she's my co-worker,
461
00:15:42,451 --> 00:15:43,451
she's gonna join us today.
462
00:15:43,452 --> 00:15:44,452
Thanks for having me.
463
00:15:44,453 --> 00:15:46,587
Hope you know your shit, Donna.
464
00:15:46,622 --> 00:15:49,290
Because we're gonna win the
Kelsey's gift card tonight.
465
00:15:49,325 --> 00:15:51,625
This table, bitches.
466
00:15:51,661 --> 00:15:55,296
Put your fingers on the
table if you wanna win.
467
00:15:55,331 --> 00:15:57,442
- Wanna win.
- I've never done a trivia night before
468
00:15:57,466 --> 00:15:58,610
but I'm really gonna try my best.
469
00:15:58,634 --> 00:15:59,912
SHARON: Oh you never done
a trivia night before?
470
00:15:59,936 --> 00:16:02,069
Heather, she's never done
a trivia night before!
471
00:16:02,105 --> 00:16:03,105
HEATHER: She's super smart, I promise.
472
00:16:03,106 --> 00:16:04,116
I'm gonna try really hard.
473
00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:05,417
EMCEE: You guys ready for trivia night?
474
00:16:05,441 --> 00:16:06,740
(CHEERING)
475
00:16:06,776 --> 00:16:08,042
Yeah.
476
00:16:08,077 --> 00:16:09,922
EMCEE: Listen up, I will not
be repeating the question.
477
00:16:09,946 --> 00:16:12,612
I repeat, I will not be
repeating the question.
478
00:16:12,647 --> 00:16:15,248
You just repeated that
you're not gonna repeat, dude.
479
00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:17,083
Please, for the love of god, just listen.
480
00:16:17,119 --> 00:16:18,119
Mmkay.
481
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,120
EMCEE: First question.
482
00:16:19,121 --> 00:16:20,787
What was the title of the hit single
483
00:16:20,823 --> 00:16:23,623
from Canadian rock star
Bryan Adams album Reckless
484
00:16:23,658 --> 00:16:26,759
that dealt with the
nostalgia of a bygone era?
485
00:16:26,795 --> 00:16:28,139
- Summer of 6...
- I've got it, I've got it.
486
00:16:28,163 --> 00:16:29,808
I've got it, I've got it,
I've got it, I've got it.
487
00:16:29,832 --> 00:16:30,964
- Summer of '65.
- Oh.
488
00:16:30,999 --> 00:16:31,999
Summer of '65.
489
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000
Yeah that sounds right, okay.
490
00:16:33,001 --> 00:16:34,001
Yeah, yeah, yeah, write it down,
491
00:16:34,002 --> 00:16:35,180
- write it down.
- That sounds right, yeah okay.
492
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:37,503
- Summer of '65.
- Sorry, um, is it Sharon?
493
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,340
I'm pretty sure it's actually
it's '69, summer of '69.
494
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,309
Yeah no, it's like, definitely '65.
495
00:16:42,344 --> 00:16:43,810
I literally love that song.
496
00:16:43,846 --> 00:16:45,312
It's '65, write it down,
497
00:16:45,347 --> 00:16:46,691
lock it down, just put it in there.
498
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,481
It's '69. It's no big deal but it's '69.
499
00:16:48,516 --> 00:16:50,350
No, it's definitely '65, okay?
500
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,095
I've been here at this table
a little longer than you have,
501
00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:53,252
how does it go again?
502
00:16:53,287 --> 00:16:55,087
? I buy my first real five string ?
503
00:16:55,122 --> 00:16:56,122
Six.
504
00:16:56,123 --> 00:16:58,090
? Bought it at the five and Dave ?
505
00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:59,258
I don't know what you said.
506
00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:01,494
? Played it till my fingers go red ?
507
00:17:01,529 --> 00:17:02,529
Until they bled.
508
00:17:02,530 --> 00:17:05,130
? It was the summer of '65 ?
509
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:06,310
Yes, there it is, there it is.
510
00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:09,301
? And then on my mother's couch ?
511
00:17:09,337 --> 00:17:12,672
? I knew that she was
dressed in leather ?
512
00:17:12,707 --> 00:17:15,475
- ? Like a vampire in the night ?
- What?
513
00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:18,310
? I knew that I would
suck your sweater ?
514
00:17:18,346 --> 00:17:19,346
That's not how it goes.
515
00:17:19,347 --> 00:17:21,146
? Ooh, this was the
best day of my life ?
516
00:17:21,182 --> 00:17:23,315
Are you guys buying into this, really?
517
00:17:23,351 --> 00:17:25,650
It's '69, it's really, it's '69.
518
00:17:25,686 --> 00:17:27,664
Honestly Donna, you gotta
trust me on this one, girl.
519
00:17:27,688 --> 00:17:30,689
I literally one hundy percent know
520
00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:31,991
that it's Summer of '65.
521
00:17:32,026 --> 00:17:33,658
Write it down, Denise.
522
00:17:33,694 --> 00:17:34,694
Okay.
523
00:17:34,695 --> 00:17:35,695
It's '69.
524
00:17:35,729 --> 00:17:36,729
Honestly, I was born in '65...
525
00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:38,864
Honestly Sharon, I know I just met you.
526
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,377
- It's Summer of '69.
- I know what a 65 is.
527
00:17:40,401 --> 00:17:42,567
- Do you know what it is?
- I know what it is!
528
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,036
Do you know what it is? It's a 69!
529
00:17:44,071 --> 00:17:46,538
You know what a 69 is really?
530
00:17:46,573 --> 00:17:49,708
It's like reverse sex with
someone's junk all in your face
531
00:17:49,743 --> 00:17:51,210
and your face is all in their junk
532
00:17:51,245 --> 00:17:53,345
and you're just going for it. It's like...
533
00:17:54,015 --> 00:17:55,647
(FAKE MOANING)
534
00:17:55,682 --> 00:17:57,315
DONNA: It's multitasking sex.
535
00:17:57,350 --> 00:17:58,350
It's efficient!
536
00:17:58,351 --> 00:18:00,852
It'll be wet but you'll
cum really nice...
537
00:18:09,563 --> 00:18:12,564
- My boyfriend and I call it 65.
- No you don't.
538
00:18:13,734 --> 00:18:16,267
? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?
539
00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:21,548
? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?
540
00:18:22,551 --> 00:18:23,717
TGIF.
541
00:18:23,752 --> 00:18:24,752
Oh tell me about it.
542
00:18:24,753 --> 00:18:25,753
Yeah, you got any weekend plans?
543
00:18:25,754 --> 00:18:26,754
Oh yeah, for sure sure.
544
00:18:26,755 --> 00:18:29,723
I have big, uh, plans
to cancel my sister.
545
00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:31,370
Tonight we're supposed
to go to this like,
546
00:18:31,394 --> 00:18:32,692
annoying museum gala.
547
00:18:32,728 --> 00:18:34,561
And then my boyfriend
and I are planning on
548
00:18:34,596 --> 00:18:36,208
cancelling with his mom
for dinner on Sunday night.
549
00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:37,232
Nice!
550
00:18:37,265 --> 00:18:38,398
What about you?
551
00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:40,767
Oh, I'm supposed to go and
see a play with some friends
552
00:18:40,802 --> 00:18:42,580
but I'm planning on getting
cramps at the last minute.
553
00:18:42,604 --> 00:18:44,671
- Oh, good idea.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
554
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,450
Oh hey, are you going to
Tina's party on Saturday?
555
00:18:46,474 --> 00:18:48,374
- Oh god, not a chance.
- Yeah, me either.
556
00:18:48,410 --> 00:18:50,343
Already feeling a migraine coming on.
557
00:18:50,378 --> 00:18:51,523
Okay, I will not see you there then.
558
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,547
Yeah right.
559
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,548
Weekend, woo!
560
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:54,681
Woohoo!
561
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,349
Not for this guy really, but...
562
00:18:56,384 --> 00:18:57,551
- No.
- No.
563
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,557
Thanks.
564
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,558
Excuse me, you don't mind, do you?
565
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:04,724
Not at all.
566
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,561
I'm here with my family and
we just have an odd number.
567
00:19:07,596 --> 00:19:09,373
Oh, yeah no, same with
mine, they're up ahead.
568
00:19:09,397 --> 00:19:10,742
- Okay.
- Sit yourself down, enjoy.
569
00:19:10,766 --> 00:19:12,397
Um, these family outings.
570
00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:13,911
You know, they can
be a little bit boring
571
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,245
but the kids, you know, they really...
572
00:19:15,269 --> 00:19:16,269
They love it!
573
00:19:16,270 --> 00:19:17,903
They love it, it's good for them.
574
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,237
It's fun, you know.
575
00:19:19,273 --> 00:19:21,406
And at least we get a
break from being moms.
576
00:19:21,442 --> 00:19:23,075
- Oh yeah.
- For like 10 minutes.
577
00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:24,110
I snuck on my own little coffee
578
00:19:24,111 --> 00:19:25,756
- so I can enjoy it in peace.
- Look at you.
579
00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:27,412
Look at you, here's to, here's to...
580
00:19:27,448 --> 00:19:29,081
- Peaceful moments, yeah.
- It's so nice.
581
00:19:29,116 --> 00:19:30,916
I have to say though,
582
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,918
the kids love this but
it's a little bit cheesy.
583
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,053
Oh yeah.
584
00:19:34,088 --> 00:19:36,455
But I think any rational person
wouldn't really believe...
585
00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:39,458
(SCREAMING)
586
00:19:39,493 --> 00:19:41,259
Oh sweet Jesus Christ!
587
00:19:41,295 --> 00:19:42,295
Oh!
588
00:19:42,296 --> 00:19:43,440
Look at me, look at me, look at me.
589
00:19:43,464 --> 00:19:45,497
- What's your name?
- Diana!
590
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:48,133
My name is goddamn Diana!
591
00:19:48,168 --> 00:19:49,168
Diana, I'm Marilyn.
592
00:19:49,169 --> 00:19:50,835
Marilyn, Marilyn, Marilyn, what is ha...
593
00:19:50,870 --> 00:19:55,840
(SCREAMING)
594
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:56,975
Look at me!
595
00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:58,310
Diana, I'm Marilyn.
596
00:19:58,345 --> 00:19:59,345
You're fine, you, we're on a ride.
597
00:19:59,346 --> 00:20:00,346
Am I fine?
598
00:20:00,347 --> 00:20:01,987
- You're fine.
- I'm on a... AH! A witch.
599
00:20:02,015 --> 00:20:03,148
It's a real witch!
600
00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:04,316
It's not a witch.
601
00:20:04,351 --> 00:20:05,695
DIANA: That's a real
witch, it's gonna get you!
602
00:20:05,719 --> 00:20:07,063
- It's not a witch.
- It's gonna haunt us!
603
00:20:07,087 --> 00:20:08,520
It's fiberglass and shitty paint.
604
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:09,887
Okay, Diana, it's not real.
605
00:20:09,923 --> 00:20:10,923
- This is a ride.
- Okay.
606
00:20:10,924 --> 00:20:12,202
Remember you were just
saying, this is a ride.
607
00:20:12,226 --> 00:20:14,204
- This ride is not real.
- In a minute we're gonna get off.
608
00:20:14,228 --> 00:20:15,705
This is just a warehouse
with a track in it.
609
00:20:15,729 --> 00:20:16,861
- You're okay.
- I'm okay.
610
00:20:16,896 --> 00:20:18,074
- MARILYN: You're okay.
- Everything's gonna be okay.
611
00:20:18,098 --> 00:20:19,730
(SCREAMING)
612
00:20:19,765 --> 00:20:21,932
DIANA: Jesus Chriiiiiiissstttt!
613
00:20:21,967 --> 00:20:22,967
Oh my god.
614
00:20:24,270 --> 00:20:25,736
Oh my god, what is that smell?
615
00:20:25,771 --> 00:20:27,605
Oh, it's shit, I shit my pants!
616
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,772
I really did,
617
00:20:28,807 --> 00:20:29,807
I shit in my pants, Marilyn.
618
00:20:29,808 --> 00:20:31,408
Oh my god, what were you eating?
619
00:20:31,444 --> 00:20:32,576
DIANA: Mashed potatoes.
620
00:20:32,612 --> 00:20:35,912
- Oh my god, I shit them.
- Oh god, it smells like something died!
621
00:20:35,948 --> 00:20:37,414
DIANA: I had soup as well.
622
00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:38,749
Oh god, I can taste it.
623
00:20:38,784 --> 00:20:39,784
DIANA: This isn't a joke!
624
00:20:39,785 --> 00:20:40,917
MARILYN: I know!
625
00:20:40,953 --> 00:20:41,953
What are we gonna do?
626
00:20:41,954 --> 00:20:43,098
MARILYN: Take your sweater off.
627
00:20:43,122 --> 00:20:45,100
- I'm only wearing a shirt!
- Wrap it around your waist!
628
00:20:45,124 --> 00:20:46,757
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
629
00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:48,870
Okay, you're gonna have to get
yourself back to that bathroom
630
00:20:48,894 --> 00:20:49,926
and wipe yourself off.
631
00:20:49,962 --> 00:20:52,563
I am too scared Marilyn,
I am not going back there!
632
00:20:52,598 --> 00:20:53,598
MARILYN: Get away from me.
633
00:20:53,598 --> 00:20:54,908
You just need to go
and clean yourself up
634
00:20:54,932 --> 00:20:55,932
- and figure it out!
- No!
635
00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:57,245
- MARILYN: Yes!
- I don't want to!
636
00:20:57,269 --> 00:20:59,101
- I am not your mother!
- Oh my god!
637
00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:00,970
Get out! Get off!
638
00:21:01,773 --> 00:21:03,939
Ah, no, ugh!
639
00:21:03,975 --> 00:21:04,975
DIANA: Help, anyone.
640
00:21:04,976 --> 00:21:06,454
You just try to take
two minutes to yourself.
641
00:21:06,478 --> 00:21:08,077
DIANA: Hi janitor, I'm so sorry,
642
00:21:08,112 --> 00:21:09,479
- I shit my pants.
- Ew.
643
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:14,480
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