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Sorry, I didn't order another drink.
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It's from the bartender.
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I understand where drinks come from.
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I didn't order another one.
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Lily, he's hitting on you, okay?
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He knows you're single now,
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and he sees you hanging out with us,
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so he knows you make bad decisions.
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Oh, my God.
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- I'm so rusty.
- Mm-hmm.
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God, this is a testament
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to how done with dating
I thought I was.
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I mean, this is a sports bra.
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Well, I mean, I'm single again too,
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so where's my free drink?
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Roxanne, if they gave you
free drinks,
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they'd go out of business.
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Go talk to him.
He's cute.
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Oh, no, I can't.
It's too soon.
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Isn't it?
I mean, how long
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are you supposed to wait
after a breakup
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till you get back out there?
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Oh, you're allowed to start dating
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as soon as you know
the relationship's over,
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even if you haven't broken up yet
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and he has no idea, so go.
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Go.
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I don't know.
I just feel weird dating again
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if I don't know that Neal is.
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So Neal's not dating?
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Oh, I have no idea.
He hasn't returned my calls,
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texts, emails.
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It's like never in the history of man
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have there been
so many ways to ignore a person.
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You know what, I can find this out.
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If Neal is hooking up with someone,
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he's for sure told Alex and mark.
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I mean, guys would call
each other to brag during sex
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if we'd let them.
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Okay, well, still nothing.
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Top button, you are excused.
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Whitney is taped in front
of a live studio audience.
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Hey.
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- Hey, how was drinks?
- Fine.
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Do you by any chance know
if Neal has started dating yet?
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How would I know?
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You guys are friends.
You have a website together.
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Well, yeah, we're really close,
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but we never talk.
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It's true.
I've been here two hours.
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We haven't said one word
to each other.
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Awesome hang, man.
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That's how it should be.
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Well, do you notice
anything different about him?
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Like, is he, like, dressing nicer
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or, like, walking funny?
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I don't know.
I mean, he seems the same.
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As a matter of fact, I think
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he and lily might
get back together, you know?
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They were, like, the perfect couple.
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What?
All they did was fight.
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Oh, no, that would be us.
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Okay, we don't fight.
I teach you things.
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Okay, right. Fine, you know what?
Maybe you're right.
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Maybe they weren't as strong
as Roxanne and Lance.
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Are you serious?
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Roxanne and Lance broke up twice.
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You notice nothing.
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That's not true.
Uh-uh.
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Okay.
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Tell mark what I'm wearing right now.
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Um...
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Arms.
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- Oh, my...
- Yeah, yeah, see?
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Okay.
What color are my eyes?
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Pretty.
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Unbelievable.
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You don't notice anything
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unless it's playing the bulls
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or has a nipple on it.
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It's not his fault.
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Men are not conditioned
to see the minutia
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around us.
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We're built to track and hunt,
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to spot the bison across the range.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Now what am I wearing?
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I don't know,
but I do want to shoot ya.
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Ha.
Nah, not enough meat.
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Okay, well, since Neal
won't call any of us back,
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we should go to his place
tomorrow to find out
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if he's dating anyone.
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- Why?
- So we can start hating him,
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and so lily can start doing things
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that make her hate herself.
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Okay, so wait, we want
Neal dating someone or not?
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Well, best-case scenario, we want him
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to be striking out on OkCupid,
but not with girls
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who are prettier than lily,
and, if they are,
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they need to have less limbs
or a kid.
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Have you always been this confusing?
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Wow, dude, you do notice nothing.
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- Hey.
- Hey, guys.
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What a surprise.
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Yeah. We just thought
we'd stop by, see what was up.
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Not much.
I'm good.
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- Cool.
- Yeah. Oh, man,
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well, it's been so long.
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How you been, dude?
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- What's going on?
- Not too much.
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Still have the same phone number
in case you wanted to call
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before coming over.
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Are we interrupting something?
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Oh, no.
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No.
Nothing at all.
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Just having a work dinner
with a work friend.
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- Oh.
- It smells great.
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Yeah, smells like you're
looking to get a promotion
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to a new position.
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Could you give me a minute?
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Yeah.
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He is on a date.
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Based on what?
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Everything.
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Okay, then we should probably go.
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No, I want to get a look
at the skank first.
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Hello.
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What's up, bro?
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Steven, these are my friends
Alex and Whitney.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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I've heard so much about you.
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It's nice to meet you, dude.
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Excuse me one sec.
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I should get the lamb
out of the oven.
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Hey, mind if I grab a beer?
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Why not?
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You guys are gonna think
that this is hilarious.
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Whitney thought that we
were interrupting a date.
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Uh...
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We're gonna go.
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What? I just grabbed a beer.
Let me have a beer.
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Oh, no, we're interrupting.
We should go.
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Oh, God, you know what,
I'm so stupid.
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You guys probably have
a lot of work to do.
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Sorry.
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Hey, have fun on your date.
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{pub}I am telling you,
Neal was on a date with a guy.
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- That's ridiculous.
- Really?
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Okay, he set the table for him,
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he cooked for him,
he cleaned for him.
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All right, well,
we know you're not gay.
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Oh, hey, I got here
as soon as I could.
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All right, so tell me,
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what's going to blow my mind
out my butt?
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We just saw Neal on a date.
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Wow.
That's huge.
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With a guy.
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Wow.
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I played my huge card too early.
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Look, he wasn't on a date, all right?
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He was just having dinner
with a buddy from work.
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Oh, my God, it was a date.
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All right, try not to knock
a plane out of the sky, Kong.
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All right, just break it down for me.
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- Did you meet the guy?
- Yeah, his name was Steve.
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"N."
Steven.
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And there are no straight guys
named Steven.
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Okay, except for Spielberg,
Seagal, and Tyler,
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but good point.
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- What were they eating?
- Chicken.
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Lamb.
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With Rosemary.
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Okay, so first Neal's gay,
and now Rosemary's gay?
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You're making a lot
of assumptions here.
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Okay, it was a date.
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I mean, their shoes were off.
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Because Steven is Japanese.
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No, he isn't.
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I can't believe Neal is into guys.
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Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
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A month ago, he was engaged to lily,
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and he was, like, obsessed with her.
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There had to have been clues.
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We have to have missed something.
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No, you can't tell anymore.
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The line between gay guy
and vain, straight guy is gone.
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Yeah, Adam Levine erased that line
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last night on The Voice.
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Okay, I don't think
you two husky-voiced women
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should comment on anything.
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Okay, well, I am team lily, okay?
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I don't know what team Neal is on.
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Well, probably team Edward
or team Jacob.
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But I have got
to tell lily about this.
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No. What?
Are you insane?
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We're not telling lily.
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We don't even know
what's for sure yet.
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Yeah. No.
He's right.
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Even though it sounds
like all roads lead to gay Rome,
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you can't say anything
until you're 100% sure.
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I mean, we might have
to take our time on this.
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Gay Rome wasn't built in a day.
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Okay, well, you have to talk
to Neal and find out
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what's going on because
I am not good with people.
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Or emotions.
Or people with emotions.
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Yeah, she's right.
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When I got the call
that my mom broke her leg,
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she immediately said
we should put her down.
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Okay, I apologized,
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and you have to admit
she will never run the same.
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We need to talk.
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Oh, you know, Alex is gonna be home
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in, like, 20 minutes.
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Look, I know you picked up
on something last night.
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What? No.
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No, no, no, no.
No.
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Just two guys
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hanging out, you know.
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Like you and Alex could be
in, like, 19 mutes.
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Look, Alex called me a bunch of times
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and said that we need to talk.
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I know you put him up to it.
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Here's the thing.
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I'm emotionally stunted.
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And I just feel
like you're more Alex's friend.
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Whitney.
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Am I gay?
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Wow.
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Shouldn't I be asking you that?
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Look, I really loved lily.
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I was incredibly attracted to her.
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But then I met Steven through work,
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and, well, I'm starting
to feel something,
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like a connection,
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and that sounds so gay.
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I mean...
It is gay.
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Ugh!
What is happening?
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- Damn it, Neal.
- I'm sorry.
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- I just... I don't know what to...
- No, no.
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This is, like, the scariest
moment of your life,
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and you're standing there
all vulnerable and confused,
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and the fact that
you're choosing to share this
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with me is proof
of how confused you really are.
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Come here.
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I've never felt your skin before.
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It's so cold.
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Oh, my God, is this why you
haven't called any of us back?
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I guess.
I mean, it wasn't intentional.
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I just...
This is really confusing.
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You know, growing up
in such a conservative family,
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it was never an option
to explore anything sexual.
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I mean,
we couldn't even explore cable.
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So is this the first time
you've had feelings like this?
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I mean, I kissed a boy
in geometry camp.
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But we were practicing to kiss girls.
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I think the real red flag
there is geometry camp.
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And two years ago I went
to go see Michael Buble.
258
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,453
Okay, so there were signs.
259
00:11:02,619 --> 00:11:05,832
Gosh, I haven't known
what to say to any of you.
260
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,875
Especially to lily.
261
00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:10,587
I think you need to tell her.
262
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,905
I can't.
I'm not ready yet.
263
00:11:13,030 --> 00:11:15,466
I mean, she freaked out when
I told her The Hills was fake.
264
00:11:15,632 --> 00:11:17,510
That's a good point.
265
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,745
Okay, okay, let's just...
We'll work our way up to that.
266
00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:21,931
Why don't we tell Alex
and then go from there?
267
00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:24,517
Ugh, how do I tell Alex?
268
00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:26,452
You tell him exactly
what you told me.
269
00:11:26,577 --> 00:11:28,954
And try not to be distracted
by me yelling, "I was right!"
270
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,816
Just...
271
00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:36,362
Hello, Alex.
272
00:11:36,528 --> 00:11:37,238
Hey, Whit.
273
00:11:38,048 --> 00:11:40,266
Seriously, you're that
oblivious you don't notice
274
00:11:40,391 --> 00:11:43,119
a whole other person with me?
275
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,288
No, 'cause you're alone.
276
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,072
Oh.
277
00:11:47,197 --> 00:11:49,250
Neal.
Neal.
278
00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:58,092
Hey, dude.
279
00:11:58,258 --> 00:12:01,587
You don't have to hide
behind "dude" anymore.
280
00:12:01,712 --> 00:12:06,017
Okay, look, Alex.
281
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:09,094
The other night, when you came over,
282
00:12:09,219 --> 00:12:12,221
I was kind of on a date.
283
00:12:15,859 --> 00:12:19,305
Cool.
You want a beer?
284
00:12:19,430 --> 00:12:21,173
That's it?
285
00:12:21,298 --> 00:12:23,284
Yeah, what do you want me
to offer him, an Appletini?
286
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,538
Come on, don't be a homophobe, Whit.
287
00:12:27,704 --> 00:12:30,783
Okay, well, one idiot down.
288
00:12:30,908 --> 00:12:32,151
Only a few more to go.
289
00:12:32,276 --> 00:12:33,836
That wasn't so bad, right?
290
00:12:34,002 --> 00:12:35,487
No, no, you're right.
291
00:12:35,612 --> 00:12:37,022
Okay.
292
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,634
Okay.
Maybe later this week
293
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,677
- I'll be ready to tell...
- Hey, guys.
294
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,095
Oh, God.
295
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,362
- Oh.
- Hey.
296
00:12:43,487 --> 00:12:46,974
- Oh. Oh, God.
- What are they doing here?
297
00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:49,568
I told you, I invited them
over to watch Justified.
298
00:12:49,693 --> 00:12:52,397
Love that show.
299
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,440
Uh, Whitney,
300
00:12:54,606 --> 00:12:56,401
it's fine.
301
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,610
Are you sure?
302
00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:00,947
Yeah, it'll be easier this way.
303
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:04,367
What's easier?
304
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:07,286
Are you coming out of the closet?
305
00:13:08,912 --> 00:13:10,623
Oh, man, that joke's not funny
306
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:14,526
if you're coming out of the closet.
307
00:13:14,651 --> 00:13:18,197
Okay, look, there's this...
308
00:13:18,322 --> 00:13:21,300
Guy that I've met that I'm, like,
309
00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:23,602
attracted to,
and it took me by surprise,
310
00:13:23,727 --> 00:13:27,849
and whatever you call that.
311
00:13:34,062 --> 00:13:35,874
Wow, Neal, um...
312
00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:40,111
good for you, huh?
313
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,283
What?
I don't know what to say.
314
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:48,027
Wow.
315
00:13:48,152 --> 00:13:49,495
Yeah.
316
00:13:49,661 --> 00:13:51,330
I am sorry.
317
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:53,232
I owe you an apology
for all the times
318
00:13:53,357 --> 00:13:55,868
that I've used the "g" word
so carelessly
319
00:13:55,993 --> 00:13:59,805
to describe things
that I think are lame.
320
00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:03,075
Like Europe.
321
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:06,304
Or skinny jeans.
322
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:10,015
The point is, the "g" word
is supposed to mean happy,
323
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:13,436
and right now, Neal,
I'm so gay for you.
324
00:14:15,846 --> 00:14:19,124
- Uh, thanks.
- Yeah.
325
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:22,361
Look, I don't really know
what this all means just yet.
326
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,296
I mean, I'm not attracted to all men.
327
00:14:24,421 --> 00:14:26,616
And you don't have to worry.
I'm not attracted to you.
328
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:29,702
Okay, well,
you don't have to be hurtful.
329
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,081
How did it go when you told lily?
330
00:14:34,247 --> 00:14:35,958
I haven't told her yet.
331
00:14:36,124 --> 00:14:37,743
- Oh.
- Okay, you know what,
332
00:14:37,868 --> 00:14:39,545
maybe we should have a dinner here.
333
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,047
Like, tomorrow night
we could invite lily,
334
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,881
and then we'll all be around
to support her,
335
00:14:43,006 --> 00:14:45,885
you know, in case
she has a nervous breakdown.
336
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:48,320
Or in case I have
a nervous breakdown.
337
00:14:48,445 --> 00:14:49,655
I mean, this whole thing
has just been,
338
00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:51,682
like, really stressful for me.
339
00:14:51,848 --> 00:14:53,792
I don't know.
340
00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:57,605
Tomorrow seems really close to now.
341
00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:00,024
All right, well,
you better tell her soon.
342
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,900
Here.
I mean, she's gonna find out.
343
00:15:02,025 --> 00:15:04,862
You told lady chardonnay
344
00:15:05,028 --> 00:15:07,698
and Johnny no clue over here,
345
00:15:07,864 --> 00:15:11,452
and then this one's, like, 90% mouth.
346
00:15:14,271 --> 00:15:17,917
Okay, well, you've never
complained about that before.
347
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,261
{pub}All right, check it out.
348
00:15:24,386 --> 00:15:27,009
Did my hair, ironed my shirt,
aftershave.
349
00:15:27,175 --> 00:15:31,722
Let's see that little punk
not be into this noise.
350
00:15:31,888 --> 00:15:32,682
Take a whiff.
351
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,560
No, there will be no whiff-taking.
352
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,979
Why?
Scared you might like it?
353
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:41,485
Neal's not into you, all right?
354
00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:42,859
Get over it.
355
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:46,279
Uh, he's confused,
but he's not blind.
356
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:51,128
Hey, hey, look at you
dressed all nice.
357
00:15:51,253 --> 00:15:53,578
And look at me all noticing.
358
00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:56,789
- Hey.
- Hey, guys.
359
00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:58,635
- Hey.
- Where's Neal?
360
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:02,169
I heard you guys actually
got him to come out tonight.
361
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,476
What?
362
00:16:06,601 --> 00:16:09,246
Okay, well, obviously
you guys know something
363
00:16:09,371 --> 00:16:12,305
that I don't, so...
What, he's dating someone?
364
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:17,643
Let me guess.
Tall, huge, pendulous breasts.
365
00:16:17,809 --> 00:16:20,791
You know, it's kind of hard
to explain.
366
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,106
Mm-hmm.
Well, try.
367
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:25,462
It's... it's not really
our place to say.
368
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:28,098
Who is she?
Her name sienna or jade?
369
00:16:28,223 --> 00:16:32,450
She's one of those hot girls
who's named after a crayon?
370
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:33,970
- Hey, Neal.
- Hi.
371
00:16:34,095 --> 00:16:35,536
- Hey.
- Hey, guys.
372
00:16:35,702 --> 00:16:36,673
What is going on?
373
00:16:36,798 --> 00:16:38,141
I've been trying
to get a hold of you.
374
00:16:40,936 --> 00:16:42,710
Could you guys give us a minute?
375
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,881
Yeah!
Sure!
376
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,618
Hey, listen, Neal,
when you get a chance,
377
00:16:48,743 --> 00:16:50,954
can you check the lamb
and see if it's done?
378
00:16:51,079 --> 00:16:52,155
I have no idea what I'm doing.
379
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,591
Okay.
Okay.
380
00:16:54,716 --> 00:16:56,474
Sorry.
381
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,185
How have you been?
382
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,765
A little annoyed
383
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,300
that you've been ignoring me.
384
00:17:03,425 --> 00:17:04,398
How about you?
385
00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:06,636
I've been...
386
00:17:06,761 --> 00:17:09,539
Kind of...
387
00:17:09,664 --> 00:17:13,510
Gay, I think.
388
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,946
It's too quiet in there.
389
00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:17,848
This is not going well.
390
00:17:17,973 --> 00:17:20,748
Why do you always associate
quiet with bad?
391
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,719
It's not just quiet.
392
00:17:22,844 --> 00:17:26,545
I associate everything with bad.
393
00:17:26,711 --> 00:17:29,426
Well, I guess I'm gonna sit
on this weird bedroom couch
394
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:33,592
and try not to think
about what you guys do on it.
395
00:17:36,725 --> 00:17:39,693
And I will do the opposite.
396
00:17:43,365 --> 00:17:44,522
Look, Lil,
397
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:47,277
being in love with you was real,
398
00:17:47,402 --> 00:17:49,360
my attraction real,
399
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,548
the proposal real.
400
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,250
I never felt any of this stuff
401
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,700
until after we broke up.
402
00:17:57,087 --> 00:18:00,957
And then I met this guy named Steven.
403
00:18:01,082 --> 00:18:03,326
And I don't know.
404
00:18:03,451 --> 00:18:05,896
This is really confusing.
405
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,566
I really want to hug you right now,
406
00:18:09,691 --> 00:18:11,735
but I also want
to punch you right now.
407
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,970
I can't believe I'm the last to know.
408
00:18:14,095 --> 00:18:15,405
I'm sorry.
409
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:16,540
I didn't know how to tell you.
410
00:18:16,665 --> 00:18:18,639
I didn't want to put you
through this.
411
00:18:18,805 --> 00:18:22,435
Well, I'm going through it anyway.
412
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,937
Can you guys imagine
being attracted to men
413
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,483
and women?
414
00:18:26,608 --> 00:18:29,608
It just sounds so...
415
00:18:29,774 --> 00:18:32,570
Exhausting.
416
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:33,757
You know what,
I'm gonna go out there.
417
00:18:33,882 --> 00:18:35,322
Look, you're not gonna go
out there, okay?
418
00:18:35,488 --> 00:18:37,260
- You've done all you can.
- No, I could maybe, like...
419
00:18:37,532 --> 00:18:39,296
Look, I know you say
I don't notice things,
420
00:18:39,421 --> 00:18:41,765
but I did notice that you helped
a human being
421
00:18:41,890 --> 00:18:43,733
in an emotional time of need
422
00:18:43,858 --> 00:18:45,769
without making
any inappropriate jokes.
423
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:49,295
Oh, my God, I have so many.
424
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,093
When they leave, I mean, it's on.
425
00:18:51,218 --> 00:18:52,339
I know.
I know.
426
00:18:52,505 --> 00:18:54,344
I know it's on, all right,
but what my point is,
427
00:18:54,469 --> 00:18:56,079
is that it doesn't matter
if I don't notice
428
00:18:56,204 --> 00:18:57,214
your top or your hair
429
00:18:57,339 --> 00:18:58,971
or your leg things or whatever.
430
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:01,265
Did you just forget the word pants?
431
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,453
- Pants.
- Okay.
432
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,422
I thought, maybe if I waited,
433
00:19:05,547 --> 00:19:07,290
I'd have some more answers for you.
434
00:19:07,562 --> 00:19:09,292
What answers?
435
00:19:09,564 --> 00:19:12,026
To how this could happen,
436
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:15,863
to what is going on, to what I am.
437
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:20,036
You don't have to be anything.
438
00:19:20,161 --> 00:19:22,328
All right, you don't have
to be gay or straight.
439
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:25,842
You're just Neal.
Your sexuality's fluid.
440
00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:29,479
It's like... sometimes people fall
in love with people,
441
00:19:29,604 --> 00:19:31,648
not genders.
442
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,318
I never thought of it that way.
443
00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:38,021
Yeah. 'Cause you
should have come to me first.
444
00:19:38,146 --> 00:19:41,324
I'm sweet and supportive, you ass.
445
00:19:41,596 --> 00:19:44,895
You have every right to be mad at me
446
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:46,930
or hate me for a while.
447
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:48,687
I don't hate you.
448
00:19:48,853 --> 00:19:50,700
Come on.
449
00:19:50,825 --> 00:19:52,135
You know my family.
450
00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:54,777
I had to come out
of the closet as straight.
451
00:19:56,152 --> 00:19:57,908
Look, if you're going
through something,
452
00:19:58,033 --> 00:19:59,843
you come to me first, okay?
453
00:19:59,968 --> 00:20:01,678
I know you better than anyone,
454
00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:05,181
and you're gonna need me to help
you lie to your mother, so...
455
00:20:05,453 --> 00:20:08,582
Thanks, Lil.
456
00:20:08,748 --> 00:20:11,085
You're amazing.
457
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,423
But if I ever meet that bitch Steven,
458
00:20:13,548 --> 00:20:15,589
I will cut her.
459
00:20:21,628 --> 00:20:22,972
{pub}Hey.
How's it going?
460
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:25,325
- Good.
- Yeah, we straightened
461
00:20:25,450 --> 00:20:27,560
everything out.
462
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:28,962
I have a joke for that.
463
00:20:29,087 --> 00:20:32,565
- Shh.
- I'm gonna keep it to myself.
464
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,877
So, well Lil,
465
00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:37,027
now you can take
that bartender up on his offer.
466
00:20:37,457 --> 00:20:39,481
What... bartender?
467
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,937
Oh, that one at Mason House.
468
00:20:43,135 --> 00:20:44,237
Oh, well.
469
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,532
That guy is so gay.
470
00:20:51,013 --> 00:20:52,800
Well, guess I have a type.
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