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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:31,630 Ladies and gentlemen. The last item of its kind to be sold in the free world. 2 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,275 Falco Rusticolus, you know it as Gyrfalcon. 3 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:39,109 Those of you who don't know of it are probably not going to bid. 4 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,835 We have a pre bid of 400,000. 5 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:48,398 500,000, 550,000, two millions... 6 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:55,700 Two millions going once, going twice... 7 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:01,190 Sold for two millions to the mysterious gentleman with a moustache. 8 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:23,553 Norway - the best country in the world for criminals. 9 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:29,198 In Norway everyone is a victim. Ergo, Norway is full of small-time bandits. 10 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:31,550 I am not one of them. 11 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,796 My name is Ali. 12 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:37,515 As long as I can remember I've been a gangster. 13 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,279 I know what I want and I give everything to get it. 14 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,517 I don't need therapy to understand why I steal. 15 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,313 I steal because I am good at it. 16 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:53,260 - Shit, what's up? - Good to see you again. 17 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:59,389 So. What's happening? 18 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:07,438 There is a lot of knowledge behind the bars. and I have learnt who's running Oslo. 19 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:12,918 A Danish bastard. 20 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:18,558 He smuggles expensive suits, heroin and tired Russian hookers. 21 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:23,276 He can even make money on other peoples fuckups. 22 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,994 Fucking tease! 23 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,713 Get down! 24 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:40,276 Who the hell do you think you are? Beating up innocent girls in my bar? 25 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:44,154 What kind of a person are you? 26 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:51,351 Mess with the Dane and you are fucked. 27 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,755 Worst of all: He's not alone. 28 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:59,159 There is a Swedish lady too, with her fingers deep into the system. 29 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:06,618 Dangerous bride, if you ask me. So no more bicycles and handbags. 30 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:10,116 We have to go there. And as usual: I have a plan. 31 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:19,148 - But what is the plan? - Chill. I just got out today. 32 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:23,159 - Can't we celebrate tonight? - Are you going to try it? 33 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:27,671 Put it on properly, man! Idiot. 34 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:36,497 - Look! Finish! How is it going? - Welcome out! Good to see you. 35 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:39,074 How's everything? 36 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:42,397 Not too good, Egil and K�re Willoch have been mean to me. 37 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:46,957 We are Nico and Bobby. Is that so difficult to remember? 38 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:51,278 Get purer shit, this stuff makes you forgetful. 39 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:55,109 - Hey, relax boys. - It can be sold for half a million. 40 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:07,468 - Good to see your alive at least. - Alive? I'm not even fucking 40. 41 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:12,196 - That's over 100 heroin-years. - Perhaps with that crap you sell. 42 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,515 I go for quality. Do you know what quality is? 43 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:19,589 No, you probably don't. But can I interest you in something? 44 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,792 - Yes, do you have some? - Damn right! 45 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:31,790 - Mobile phone! - Mobile? That's a waffle iron! 46 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,990 Sorry, it wasn't much mobile. 47 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:40,298 Hey Joram, sell that watch. 48 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:49,550 - We need a car stereo. - Why didn't you say so? 49 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:54,231 Latest from Sony, will cost you 6,000 in the shop. 50 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:58,035 - And from you? - 1,000. 51 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:01,391 - What did you say? - I said 1,000 kroner. 52 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:07,277 I'll give you thousand for it, but don't waste it on dope and bullshit. 53 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,631 - What do you take me for? - Get some nutrition. 54 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:15,675 Hey, we can't pay a thousand for that! 55 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:28,078 I like to see those I do business with. To feel and smell them. 56 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:35,309 I think you should come closer so. 57 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:39,069 I've already been there. 58 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:43,036 And I don't quite approve of your smell. 59 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:51,798 Have you forgotten that you have a shipment at the quay in Stockholm? 60 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:57,550 Gucci? Nice handiwork. Hugo Boss. 61 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:02,519 Did you know that Boss sewed for SS? 62 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:08,112 - Good old Aryan handiwork. - The world quickly forgets. 63 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:13,872 The fucking pigs had style at least. Take this as a bonus. 64 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,513 - Large, yes? - Thanks. 65 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:20,035 So, what is worrying you? 66 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:34,759 I give up. Quit while I'm still ahead. 67 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,957 You... do you like birds? 68 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,958 - Hm? - I said, do you like birds? 69 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:57,073 Yes. Stuffed birds is a big passion of mine. Why? 70 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:08,272 What about that one? 71 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:12,757 It is special. Look at those lines. A more beautiful thing does not exist. 72 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,075 The gyrfalcon is a protected species. 73 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:21,981 There will never be any more stuffed Norwegian gyrfalcons. 74 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:28,457 This is the last privately owned piece. 75 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:35,460 I'll get you that falcon, but then you'll do one last transport. 76 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:39,275 Okay, lets say so. 77 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,551 But then it's over. 78 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:54,430 Is that agreed? 79 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:58,109 - William wants out. - He can't now. 80 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:02,995 - We have no time to find a new. - This will be the last shipment. 81 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:08,319 Ask the Swedes to double the load. We don't know when next time will be. 82 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:11,637 - Okay. - And then we'll get a gyrfalcon. 83 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,149 - A gyrfalcon? - Yes, a dead bird. 84 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:18,876 - A dead bird? - No, a stuffed bird. 85 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:24,984 Maybe a job for Fido. He's been nagging for something to do. 86 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,514 It just went... 87 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:40,429 Hey mister DJ. What's up? Play some old school! 88 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:52,799 Red Bull and champagne. Everything is free, just help yourselves. 89 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:59,232 There's Fido. 90 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:04,388 Quality is an important word for me. 91 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:08,229 - Hey, is everything good Fido? - Do I know you? 92 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:14,344 Sorry boys, I don't mingle with small time crooks any more. 93 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:21,101 We just wanted to ask if you know about a job? 94 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:26,712 If I did I wouldn't use you. 95 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:33,427 I say just call me if you know about something. We are ready. Okay? 96 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:45,752 Where were we? 97 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,714 Is it the same old? 98 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,750 - What are you doing here? - Don't tell me you are still pissed off? 99 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:14,352 - Yes I am. - It was a stressful period. 100 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:19,634 I had to find myself. Sold everything I owned and bought a sailboat. 101 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:26,461 - Oh yes. I heard your were locked up. - Huh? Who said that? 102 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,353 Your loser friends over there. 103 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:35,598 Them? They are history. 104 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:40,510 I just hang around aquademics now. 105 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:45,111 Right. Aquademics... 106 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:51,945 You. Let's stop messing about. You look beautiful. 107 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,389 - You remember how good it was? - No. 108 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:01,149 Well, hello there! Shall we see what time it is? 109 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:04,875 Look here! Same watch! 110 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:10,272 - 10,000 pounds sterling, milady. - 10,000 pesetas! 111 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:16,032 We got identical watches, baby! 112 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,754 Know what I think? 113 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:24,953 Don't ever touch me again. 114 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:34,199 Not to nag, but can you think about it? 115 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:38,598 No, I won't do that. 116 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:41,951 Just a little bit? 117 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:07,385 You decide. That's ok. Have I been a bad boy? 118 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:11,479 If so you have to punish me! 119 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:35,199 - One of them was left... - Everybody disappeared from the dance floor. 120 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,949 - Not the twins. - They ran for sure! 121 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:43,077 - Ali, check this out! Hello buddy! - Hello! Whassup? 122 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,875 - Hey! - Fuck off! Shut up! 123 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,913 Check this! Latest from Sony, Satio! The phatest camera! 124 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:56,433 Hey buddy! Take this. Jump into a cab and get home. 125 00:13:56,560 --> 00:14:01,031 - Come to the party! - Sweet dreams! 126 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:06,109 This is the last I want to be remembered for. Fucking hell! 127 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:12,179 I want at least someone to have nice thoughts about me when I die. 128 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:18,464 - Not as a loser amongst losers. - Ali. Don't be so bitter. 129 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,751 - You have read too many books, Ali. - I have at least thought some, Nico 130 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:27,398 Do you know what this is? Grass I stole from Snoop's bodyguard. 131 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,353 I'm not kidding, I was at the gig. 132 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:37,101 - The Snoop Dogg? - It opens your brain in brand new ways. 133 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:43,838 - The Snoop Dogg, right. - No bullshit! 134 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:09,115 Can anyone feel anything? 135 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,869 No, I feel nothing. 136 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,356 It is a little fake. 137 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:45,198 You ask daddy to double up a big load. 138 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:50,110 The merchandise is ready, what are we waiting for? 139 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:57,703 I... There has been problems with the shipment, but in the morning... 140 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:08,916 You realise we pay for every extra day that we have the goods? 141 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:12,999 Listen, Susie. You have crushed someone from my family. 142 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:21,231 He deserved a beating, but you went too far. 143 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,989 He is an idiot, but he is family. 144 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:31,104 Do you think it is ok for you to argue about an extra day or two... 145 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:37,032 You need to fix it. Now. 146 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:46,314 - Do you have the falco? - We will get you the falcon. 147 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,829 But now we need that transport, and quickly. 148 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:53,750 - You know where I stand. - I know, but you don't. 149 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,713 You are up to the neck in shit! 150 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,989 - Fido, can you reach the falcon? - No, shit, my arm is fucked up. 151 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,190 Not my problem. Get replacements. 152 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,630 Do one have to drink protein shake or can one eat chicken? 153 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:19,302 - You don't get big in a day. - Hey boys, Fido called. 154 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,591 He has gotten a job for us for the Dane. 155 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:26,474 - You know what that means? - Money. Respect. 156 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:30,798 This is our chance, so don't fuck it up, I'm telling you. 157 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:59,518 Are you ready? Good. He'll soon be here, so wait there. 158 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:21,352 This is an easy job. 159 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:27,798 Break into a villa. Bring me a stuffed falcon. 160 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:39,668 - Pick up the bird at this guys place. - You'll get 50,000 now. 161 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,552 - Something wrong with the money? - Nope. 162 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:56,222 - Look at this man! - We have seen money loads of times. 163 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,869 Listen. This is super important. 164 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,073 Do not fuck up. This is your shot. 165 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,034 Okay? Good luck. 166 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,996 Relax, we have to be smart. We have to invest properly. 167 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:19,556 - Bluelights. - What the fuck are they good for? 168 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,912 Put them under your car. Cool effect whilst driving at night. 169 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,952 I can style your car to your taste. 170 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:38,830 Cash is the only thing that matters. 171 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,431 - Come on, come with! - No, no. 172 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,632 Are we bringing a druggie now? 173 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:02,275 Come on, Finish! 174 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,555 Now! 175 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,830 Yasmine! Hey! 176 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,639 - Long time no see! - Everything ok? 177 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:36,276 Excellent! Have gotten kids, and Espen a financial adviser. 178 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:40,632 We have bought a house in Holmenkollen. Pool and all, you have to come! 179 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:44,673 What about you Yasmine, how are you? Still working at the needle bus? 180 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,315 Things might turn out good for people like you too, you know. 181 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,398 Thanks! I have actually met a guy. He has sailed around the world. 182 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,478 Just me and the sea, trying to locate myself. 183 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:03,586 Crap. It doesn't work. Always something up with your stuff. 184 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,792 It is defect.. 185 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:15,317 Turn off that bloody music. 186 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:26,473 Everybody are looking at us. 187 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,478 - Not that Ali from five years ago? - No, no. 188 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,070 - I thought he was locked up. - No, no. 189 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,350 Ali has just..., Ali has been sailing. 190 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:39,189 . 191 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:45,276 - He is very ambitious and... - Jesus, the music is so loud! 192 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:49,552 Look, they are filming, this is going straight onto YouTube. 193 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,148 Shit, I can't take any more of this. 194 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:59,233 Yee-haaa! 195 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:04,468 Speaking of the devil, isn't that Ali? 196 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:10,903 - I don't think he's been sailing... - Nice to meet you. 197 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:28,261 - Yasmine! Wait up! - What is it? 198 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:33,394 - What is your problem? - You! You and your clown buddies! 199 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:39,379 - My boys? What have they done? - We could have been together, Ali. 200 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,796 If not you have to babysit. 201 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:49,192 So we could have been together? 202 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:54,952 We could never have had been together. Every time we have a good time, it is because I have money.. 203 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:58,470 Once I have no money you are just as sour as you are now. 204 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,194 - I can't be arsed listening to this. - That's fine withe me. 205 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:05,233 As long as it is about a superficial fuck. 206 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,675 Bobby, wake up! 207 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,833 Sleep well, Sandman visiting. 208 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,676 Wake up! 209 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,670 How do I take off the bluelights? Fuck! 210 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:13,036 We should have taken another car. The rich guys up there won't forget this one quickly. 211 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:23,077 - Hold it down, and I'll jump over. - Then he jumps over? 212 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:28,832 - Forget him. You press, I jump. - Hold it there?! 213 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:33,636 You hold here, and I hold with the foot. 214 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:38,356 - Hold it down! - Jump for fuck sake! 215 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,229 What the hell are you doing? 216 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:56,113 Is his name Friedland? 217 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,070 It is here. Come on! 218 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,117 - Where did you get that? - QXL. 219 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:20,066 I think I have heart palpitations. Ali, I can't breathe. 220 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,591 - My arm pricks. - Do you think you have a stroke now? 221 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,349 Don't fucking know, but my chest hurts. 222 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,872 Bullshit! 223 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,999 What the hell are you doing? 224 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:40,159 Quick, the syringe! Nico, stay! 225 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:45,752 - Get the hell away from here! - Where the hell did you get that from? 226 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,759 If he gets AIDS, we will be convicted for murder! 227 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:58,118 - Get ready, he is coming! - Who the hell are you? 228 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,357 Is that cool, or what? 229 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,110 - Oh no... oh no. - Oh yes... oh yes. 230 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:14,318 On a mission again. Where did you buy the dynamite? 231 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:19,958 Some Russian that works in Circus Merano. Sergej, a super guy. 232 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:26,510 You did not fucking buy explosives from a Russian circus artist? 233 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,679 Dynamite is dynamite, regardless who you buy it from. 234 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,349 Yes... but you light the fuse, okay? 235 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:54,107 Get in without being seen and place one load on the tank. Remember to use enough. 236 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:59,633 We have gone through the plan at least a couple times. 237 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:03,230 Have actually blown up a distillery before. 238 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:07,717 - But was it your own? - Potato, tomato. 239 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:13,998 - Be discrete. Discrete. - Okay! 240 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,553 What the fuck are you doing, you gawk? 241 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:55,478 We could have gotten drunk here! 242 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,718 Just looking at the tank makes be want to pee. 243 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:06,430 - Aren't you going to use some more? - The barrels are full. 244 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:11,270 But we have more, just use plenty then we will be sure it all disappears. 245 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:16,872 You heard Tommy. Discrete. 246 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,151 We just want a hole in the tank. Discrete eh? 247 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,636 Like when I fucked your mother in the Med. 248 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,590 Get ready for an insane bang! 249 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,035 Idiot! 250 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,673 Discrete? 251 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:07,838 A cadaver landed 300 meter from the farm. What the fuck is that? 252 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,270 How much explosives did you use? 253 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,234 - A little box... - Enough, I think it was enough. 254 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:20,662 Are you quite sure it was enough? 255 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:26,625 If Arve finds out about this I am fucked. And what will you be then? 256 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:32,198 - Fucked. Yes, fucked. - Very fucked. And me too. 257 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:39,154 - Why do we do this? - Cruelty to animals... 258 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:43,114 - We were going to blow up the building. - And why were we going to blow up the building? 259 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,630 - Because he had spirits... - To get rid of misuse of alcohol... 260 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:51,914 We were taking over the spirits market. Very good. 261 00:30:55,400 --> 00:31:00,702 Okay, he's calling now. Get in the car. Get in, get in the car. 262 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,355 Have you found out who blew up the distillery? Come down to the bar. 263 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:25,075 - Have you found out anything more? - Nothing. Nether has the police. 264 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:31,298 I have been thinking. I think it is risky to start over so soon.. 265 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:35,672 We have to think outside the box, expand into new markets. 266 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:40,510 You are thinking of Boksdal? Or are you thinking of... not Bod�? 267 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:48,024 I have a third cousin, not exactly an atom splitter. 268 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,311 But you don't have to be smart in order to distill liquor. 269 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:57,697 Tommy, we're going to somewhere where the crooks operate freely, - 270 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,549 - where criminals are understood and protected. Where the surest sign of spring - 271 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:06,708 - is free walking Nigerian hookers. We are going to Oslo! 272 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,116 Oh! Oh, shit. 273 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:21,069 - Wake up Nico! - Oh, shit 274 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,553 I don't feel well. 275 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,960 My tongue is swollen or something. 276 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:37,596 Bobby! 277 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,469 Can you look at my tongue? 278 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,034 I wonder is it swollen. 279 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:55,599 I can't see anything. Nothing. Maybe a little red. 280 00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,189 Ali! We're not finished talking. 281 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,950 How dare you calling me a superficial fuck? 282 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:10,591 Where the hell did you find that syringe? 283 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:16,352 - Huh? - That syringe you planted in my neck. 284 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:20,029 - I would never have thought that about you. - Fuck, don't fuck about now! 285 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:24,073 - Are you going to say something? - I found it outside the shop. 286 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,117 A superficial fuck, is that all I am to you? 287 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:30,992 Of course you are not. 288 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:37,025 - Cut it out then! - But every time we meet you give out to me. 289 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:42,314 - We could have had something, Ali! - It is impossible to talk to you. 290 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:46,319 You're not easy to talk to either. Who do you have in there? 291 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,716 - Don't worry about that! Finish talking with me! - Why are you bare chested? 292 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:54,470 - Can I go in and see? Yes! - Be my guest. 293 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:06,749 - Find anyone? - Only Bobby and Nico screwing. 294 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,953 - Want to check out the crapper? - No, it's ok. 295 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,877 Where are you going? Are we not going to finish talking? 296 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:17,915 - Hey, fuck that! - Hey, stop it. 297 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,672 Quit it, boys! Where is the falcon? 298 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,554 - It is still in the car. - We will deliver that and then bring you to the A&E. 299 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,838 Fuck. 300 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:41,709 "Falcon gone. Sorry" 301 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,034 Is this a joke? 302 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,798 In a fucking SMS! 303 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,352 - Thank God he has left. - Let's go out. 304 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,392 Wait, wait, wait, we have to be certain! 305 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,875 - Okay, let us split. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 306 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,391 We have to get his thoughts onto something else, You heard the Dane, we have to replace the falcon. 307 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,751 How hard can it be to get 50,000 kroner? 308 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,632 Nico, this is our chance. 309 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:46,993 We can save him this time. Let's tell him about the apartment thing! 310 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:53,582 We can't start with that story! Or do you want to say it? 311 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:57,030 Alright. It is always up to me to take responsibility. 312 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,074 What's going on, Ali? 313 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:06,708 Ali, Nico can solve our problem. Tell him. 314 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:11,277 Imagine that you are buying an apartment. You go to the viewing. 315 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:16,190 Packed with people, the dealer is in his element and the apartment is awesome. 316 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:23,021 The suddenly Al-Queda is in the hall. Do you see? Not likely to put an offer in then! 317 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,718 - Not me no. - That's the point. 318 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,958 We contact all possible bidders and take 10% of the bid below excess, - 319 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:35,588 - minus costs, expenses? No, no, no, that is... 320 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:41,509 I'm having a bad day, so if this can be done quickly. 321 00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:47,579 Shalom, man. Egil, make some coffee. Ali and me have some business to discuss. 322 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,718 I take this. 323 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:59,427 Ali! Do you have kids? Kids love this. 324 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,198 I give you 300 if I can get away from all the bullshit today. 325 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,630 300, what are talking about? I am here to see! 326 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:11,356 Ali, are you having a bad day? Me too, and the whole world. 327 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,872 This is a rotating sock dryer. 328 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:28,670 Not a happy ambiance here today. 329 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,756 Fucking junkie! 330 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,714 Get out of here now! You! 331 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,437 Bring your fucking thrash. 332 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:57,076 I'm sorry yes! But don't think about me. 333 00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:01,478 I have always made it alone. 334 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,479 And don't be too hard on Ali. Ali is a nice man! 335 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:10,196 He just had a bad day. Everybody have had a bad day. 336 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,992 Huh? You were so quiet today! 337 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:27,383 You fuck! You are just an empty vessel! 338 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,753 I am not. 339 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,869 I have things inside. 340 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,478 - We can not sell the car! - And we can not sell the shop! 341 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:06,036 I have inherited the rental contract and.. you know all about it! 342 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,835 - Do you want us to sell the car then? - At least we can get money for it! 343 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:14,351 Styled up, a lot of people will want it, your friends at Gr�nland for example. 344 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:20,020 But do you know what the car is? It is honour, respect, izzat, Nico. 345 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:27,657 - What the fuck are we going to do with izzat? - What have I taught you about izzat? 346 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,553 Fuck izzat! 347 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:47,351 Shit! Fuck! 348 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,119 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 349 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,990 Oh hey! 350 00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,351 Fido, you have cost me dearly. You have to make it good again. 351 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:04,439 - Sorry, I am sorry about the whole thing. - You are going to drive a lorry. 352 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:10,032 - From Stockholm to Oslo. - A lorry, yes. 353 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,156 Damn! 354 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:19,400 - I can't drive with this arm! - You fix it, I can't. 355 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:24,035 - Get up, for fuck sake! - Okay, sorry, sorry sorry. 356 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:31,498 - Shut up! Yes sir! - Here are the car keys. 357 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,632 And here are the papers, you give them to the cops should they stop you. 358 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:40,938 - And if you do that you are smart. - Okay, I'll be silent. 359 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:45,278 Drive carefully, and get going. 360 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,839 But, I just... 361 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:55,396 Hey! 362 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,356 I get hungry when I see all this. What are you eating? 363 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,432 King crab! Norwegian king crab! 364 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:20,192 This is what's nice with a family. Grand kids, bringing them to a restaurant. 365 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:29,217 But then it is so much to lose. Inger and Johannes, do you want an ice cream? 366 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,238 - Yes please. - Which kind? 367 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:38,117 - Chocolate. - Chocolate! 368 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,755 - And you? - Chocolate! 369 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:14,944 I need another delivery. Stockholm - Oslo. 370 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:22,313 The papers are ok. Last time. Then you will not hear from me again. 371 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:58,959 - I could have done this myself, you know. - I like to have control with my business.. 372 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:05,747 But I have worked for you a long time and I would like some more trust. 373 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:10,590 You are nothing without me. You should show some gratitude. 374 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:15,111 - You get more power when you are ready for it. - Are you sure this is how you want it? 375 00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:18,630 Are you sitting here and forgetting that you have earned good money on me? 376 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,239 - Money isn't everything! - Yes! 377 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,999 - No! Yes! - No! Yes! That's exactly what it is! 378 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:26,317 It is absolutely everything! Quality of life, family, health.. 379 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:29,318 Last but no least, pussy! 380 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,318 You haven't seen Finish? The lawyer? 381 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:45,299 - Possibly in there. - Finish? Shit. 382 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,917 Not now. Ali, what are you doing here? 383 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,235 - Have you see Finish? - What are you doing here, I said. 384 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,476 - Have you seen Finish? - You have nothing to say to me? 385 00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:01,628 - Do you know where Finish is? - Left half an hour ago, all good. 386 00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:06,311 - I don't see what you are fussing about. - So fucking many things have happened. 387 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:12,910 - What have to done now? - Imagine a lion. 388 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:18,675 - Hey! Is that not Nicolaus? - Eh? Do I know you? 389 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,359 Here's a bear taking over everything. 390 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:27,315 - I am Arve, don't you remember me? - It can't happen, the lion is king. 391 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,273 - How is your dad? - The two ants, you know. 392 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:37,066 - He died 12 years ago. - That is the two ants. The lion... 393 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,509 ...thought they were mates. 394 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:43,633 And they were going to be there for each other. But they never are. 395 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:47,196 Well boys. What do you know about spirits? 396 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,354 Tommy here. Come to Oslo immediately. 397 00:45:53,480 --> 00:46:00,067 - Arve is staring the operation here now. - I don't know, I don't like southerners. 398 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:04,352 - Get in the car, okay? - The ants... 399 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:09,110 We have the equipment, you get the stuff. Starting swiftly you can - 400 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:13,028 - earn a lot of money, fast and secure. I'll buy everything you make. 401 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,754 - Those ants... - I'll give you a good price, 402 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,316 - What is a good price? - A distillery this size, 1,000 liters a week, - 403 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:25,902 - easily 50,000 per week. - Okay. 404 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:30,511 - Mm, it's been a long time. - Yes, shit. 405 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:34,918 Wait, wait, wait. I can't. 406 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,079 - Okay! Right! - Nicolaus! 407 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,079 - City folk! - Fucking farmers! 408 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,875 - You won't fucking believe this. - We have a plan! 409 00:46:55,000 --> 00:47:00,905 - Yeast, sugar and water for 100. - Spirits! Spirits! We are distilling spirits! 410 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:07,024 - And we have been paid in advance! - How much are we talking about? 411 00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,390 - 50,000? - Yes man! It's all there. 412 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,557 Just count. And call if you have any jobs. 413 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:18,118 - But where is the falcon? - Fuck the falcon, here's money! 414 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:22,313 What are you thinking about now? 415 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:26,149 We have enough money, but no falcon. 416 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:30,068 I told you not to fuck up, but that's what you have done. 417 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,949 I have to talk nicely to Joram. 418 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:39,517 Will ask him to buy you out of this mess. 419 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,791 You understand that? That's how it is. 420 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:50,982 - How much are we talking about here? - 500,000? 421 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,590 We have to get distilling and give the Dane everything we make. 422 00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:58,429 We have no choice. Arve is coming with the equipment, right? 423 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:04,624 We only have to get yeast and sugar. A lot of sugar. 424 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:09,390 This fucking much sugar? Look at this! 425 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,152 Wow. 400 kilo? 426 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:20,398 I'd like to order 400 kg sugar. 427 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,795 Okay. 428 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,715 Right. 429 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:44,999 Boys, do you believe in destiny? 430 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,239 - Where are you going? - Mexico! 431 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:56,309 - Chill! We only need sugar! - How much? 432 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,591 400 kg. 433 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:17,306 If we nick that trailer we'll have sugar for all eternity. 434 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:23,979 Are we just going to sit here, like morons? 435 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:30,787 - Yep, that's out job. - Out job is to make spirits, not... 436 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,878 Oh, shut up. 437 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,997 There is the truck. 438 00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:56,911 - You hold it down, I jump over. - I hold it up, you mean? 439 00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:04,788 - I mean down, I'm going over. - It won't be stable then! 440 00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:09,914 - It has to be hard, right? - Where does stability come into it? 441 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:16,627 - We're going over! - Stop it! The fence must be stiff. 442 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:22,551 - You're making it more difficult for me. - Screw the fucking light! 443 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:26,559 Listen here... Get the fucking light away. 444 00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,591 It's like a yo yo! 445 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:32,349 - Is it you or me that is going over? - I'm going over, after you. 446 00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:37,235 Then you'll get stability, but now we're talking efficiency. 447 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:59,516 - You've done this before? - Yes, loads of times. 448 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:10,751 - Turn off that fucking music! - Bobby, move! 449 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,828 It could be these... 450 00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:02,916 Hey! Something is happening! 451 00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:10,550 - Hey, motherfucker! - Who's the man? 452 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:16,189 What the hell are you doing? 453 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:22,179 They have a truck full of sugar. We have to sabotage it, for fuck sake! 454 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,153 How do we do that? 455 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:31,268 Joram, our merchandise is gone. 456 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:40,029 Who the fuck steals a lorry full of sugar? 457 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,391 Who the fuck steals a lorry full of sugar? 458 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:47,752 Who the fuck steals a lorry full of sugar? 459 00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,438 Idiots! 460 00:52:56,480 --> 00:53:01,429 Arve and me live here in this hotel. 461 00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:04,950 And if Arve finds out anything about this... 462 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:08,550 - Then we are fucked. - Very good! 463 00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,638 - I am also fucked. - You are fucked. 464 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,950 You said were were driving to... 465 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:21,710 - Look here, here is the container. - Maybe we could do this again? 466 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:27,437 - Maybe. - Drive the fuck away from here! 467 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,600 What are you doing? 468 00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,309 Eh? Open it! 469 00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:53,918 Hey! How are you? Nice to see you again! 470 00:53:54,040 --> 00:54:00,661 - Have I been a bad boy? - I apologize about the arm, but you were an idiot. 471 00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,673 Bastards! 472 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:26,158 'Suugarr'? What the hell is that? 473 00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:30,353 - English. - Oh, soo-gaahr! 474 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:38,795 As you can see we have a car full of... 475 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:44,238 Suits... 476 00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:52,341 - That can be sold very easily! - Have you started dealing on your own? 477 00:54:54,120 --> 00:55:00,150 I'm sick of this bullshit! Feel like a prat with you. 478 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:06,503 I'm trying to do a deal for us. Yes us, earn some extra cash. 479 00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:15,358 - Do you have a buyer? - No, not yet. 480 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:20,508 But Oslo is full of crooks. 481 00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:33,185 Here are all the documents. Driving license, registration certificate, load papers... 482 00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:37,871 "It looks good". "Yes sir, can I go on?" 483 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:42,994 "Drive on man". "Keep it real". 484 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,999 "Drive safely". "Thank you, sir. Good bye". 485 00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:10,076 What are you doing? 486 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,549 Do you think that is annoying? 487 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:23,389 Not annoying, just bloody unnecessary. 488 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:44,477 Are you bothered? 489 00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,513 Yee-haw! 490 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,074 Suckers! 491 00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:14,550 So much fucking stuff. 492 00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:18,229 - What the hell are the drums for, Nico? - The spirits of course, you moron. 493 00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:21,079 Get it inside quickly, lads! 494 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:40,193 Let's see... 495 00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:45,713 "Sette korken i fr� halvfjerding p� sotknotten"? 496 00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:52,268 Huh? "Sorteknotten"? What are you on about? 497 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:58,100 "Sotknotten" could probably be that. Which is to be put on the soot pipe or... that. 498 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,352 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit! 499 00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:16,297 - Oh, fucking hey! - License and registration, please. 500 00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:20,832 Just get down here. Have you drunk alcohol? 501 00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:24,270 - No, no, no. - We'll take a test. 502 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:30,339 Follow this with your sight. Hey! Pay attention. 503 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:40,337 Drive to your destination, but no longer until you get that cast off. 504 00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:45,713 - Was that all, then? - That was all. 505 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:51,276 Hey boss! Are you keen on bossing me around? 506 00:58:55,640 --> 00:59:00,111 Fido here. The package is delivered. It went smoothly! 507 00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:03,312 Sounds good Fido. Stay there until we arrive! 508 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:08,838 - Now what do you say? It's nice when things work out! - It's good! 509 00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:14,599 Does it run on electricity? 510 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:17,792 We have all the yeast we need. 511 00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:28,513 - There's a trailer at the same spot. - It is guarded. 512 00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:40,553 - Fuck! It is Fido! And he is dead! - Don't shout! 513 00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:44,958 What the hell do we do now? You that have read all the medical books? 514 00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:47,913 - We have to blow life into in. - With the mouth? 515 00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:54,218 - If you don't want to bring him back to life... - 1001, 1002... 516 00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:58,831 - Hey! - Get the tape out. 517 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:56,956 - You just drive to the left. - You're the one reading the map. 518 01:00:57,080 --> 01:01:02,313 - As best as I can! - There is the house of parliament. 519 01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:08,584 That wasn't the house of parliament. You think everything big is the house of parliament. 520 01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:13,111 - Straight ahead here and then to the right. - Right over here, yes. 521 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:18,394 - Right downtown. - We are downtown. 522 01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:23,514 Go left now. Do as you do, go left. 523 01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:26,598 - Do sit down. - Thank you very much. 524 01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,993 How can I help you? 525 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:41,458 We would like to get rid of a load of suits and heard you might be interested. 526 01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:45,195 So here we are. 100,000. For the entire batch. 527 01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:52,863 - Where have you gotten these? - How the fuck does that matter? 528 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:57,994 Much more than you think! 529 01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:02,432 100,000 for the entire batch so. 530 01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:09,080 But I'm not buying them off you. 531 01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:17,745 What kind of an amateur operation is this? 532 01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:20,758 Do you want the suits of not? 533 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,550 Okay, let's go. 534 01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:29,595 Danes have no moral. A nation of danish eating, - 535 01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:35,704 - fat cowards. Have you forgotten the invasion? 536 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:39,753 Rolling over like fucking dogs. 537 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:45,785 Just laugh. I'm laughing too. My ass is laughing too! 538 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,191 Come on, Tommy, let's go. 539 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,953 I am not fucking Danish! 540 01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:03,115 Who have you gotten the goods from? 541 01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:16,158 Come on. 542 01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:22,555 Some p-p-paki. 543 01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:28,073 Paki? Hm? 544 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:34,874 Does he have a shop? 545 01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,951 F-f-f-f-f-fff-fruit and tobacco. 546 01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:18,515 Tommy. Family party. 547 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:28,385 Think he's in some kind of situation, and that is why he's not answering. 548 01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:32,752 - Ask if we can have a raise. - Can we have a raise? 549 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:40,337 If we can have a raise can you just say... nothing. 550 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:48,498 - Ask him to bark twice if we have too. - Can you bark twice? 551 01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:52,349 Can I talk? My ideas are better. 552 01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:59,227 Are you on the phone? Give it to me! Hello? 553 01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:05,151 Do something else, barking is boring, Do something more funny. 554 01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:07,748 I'm sorry if barking is boring. 555 01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:12,032 - Who is it? - Knut says barking is boring. 556 01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:14,993 So hold off with the barking a bit. 557 01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:21,109 - Who are you talking to? - My mother. 558 01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:40,591 Finish. Look at yourself. 559 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:47,947 - The drugs are destroying you! - I'm sick because I'm not using. 560 01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:53,555 How long have you been without? 561 01:05:56,280 --> 01:06:00,068 - Almost a day. - Come with me. Come! 562 01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:08,715 - I have to go to the loo. - oh, shut up! 563 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,434 - What the hell are you doing man? - I'm getting sick! 564 01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:16,870 Don't fucking spew in my car! 565 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:22,199 You got to stop. The stink makes me sick. 566 01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:25,232 I can't handle it if he gets sick in my car. 567 01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:33,104 Stop here a moment. I'll give you one minute exactly. Understood? 568 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:50,023 I don't care what you do, just don't steal any more sugar trucks. 569 01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:58,875 They drove away with your sugar!! 570 01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:09,233 Now we've nicked two trailers. 571 01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:11,555 It isn't sugar. 572 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:19,638 - It itches! Seen my medicines? - No, haven't see them. 573 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:26,905 It's drugs. Drive both cars to fruit & tobacco and leave them. 574 01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:30,430 It is very important. Okay? 575 01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:33,836 Fuck, it's drugs! Get rid of it! 576 01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:42,198 - Have you finished spewing yet? - I'm done! 577 01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:58,390 Did you break the long bone? 578 01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:12,634 - Ali, I don't think this will work. - I'm bringing you to a doctor, the worst is over. 579 01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:19,063 Listen Ali. I don't need much Maybe just 2-300 kroner. 580 01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:38,019 - I'm sure there is something here that you need. - I don't need anything of that. 581 01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:41,952 Wait a bit. 582 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:49,032 - What is that? - Oh, you can't get that I'm afraid. 583 01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:06,187 Where did you find that? That's my falcon. 584 01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:13,624 You have had my falcon all this time! 585 01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:45,758 Give me the falcon. 586 01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:49,429 Give me the falcon. 587 01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:05,113 What the hell! 588 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:16,028 Is everything ok, or? We got to get out of here. 589 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:21,710 You, we have to get out of the car, it might catch on fire. 590 01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:37,197 Give me the falcon. Fucking give me the falcon. 591 01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:40,153 No! Hey, what are you doing! 592 01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:46,077 Shoot the bastard now. 593 01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:13,469 Fucking noisy here. 594 01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:21,309 Can you wake up? 595 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,558 Get help! 596 01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:27,558 - Go to the shop and get help! - Just don't push me around! 597 01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:31,832 - It is a stressful situation! - Yes, we're all stressed out. 598 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:37,510 Free heroin! 599 01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:54,033 Hey, Jonas, Ali has some problem that he... 600 01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:03,909 Okay. 601 01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:08,192 Get lost! 602 01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:10,197 More heroin here! 603 01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:44,597 Wake up, what are you up to? All hell has broken loose out there. 604 01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:50,075 Get rid of the sugar bags, they are full of heroin! 605 01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:02,594 Sugar? 606 01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:06,711 Do you think you can fuck with me? 607 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:14,463 - The Dane is coming, what the fuck are we going to do? 608 01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:22,036 I don't feel well. I'm taking a paracetamol. 609 01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:25,755 Slow down, what are you telling me right now? 610 01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:36,429 What the fuck do you think I am telling you? 611 01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:40,269 Lock that fucking door! 612 01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:49,154 Don't stress. We're two against one! 613 01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:16,235 Bobby! Where the hell did you find that syringe? 614 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:20,069 I want some Ibuprofen! 615 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:27,478 What are you doing with my heroin? 616 01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:32,348 - Where did you find the syringe? - What do you want? 617 01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:49,558 Happy fucking amateurs! Is it possible? 618 01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:55,675 Police, police, police! Get down I said! 619 01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:59,679 - What the hell has happened to you? - Put the gun down! 620 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:05,864 Easy now, just easy. 621 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:09,310 I'm just taking this! 622 01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:17,912 Where did all the drugs go? 623 01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:09,155 It's like Constitution Day here outside Oslo jail. 624 01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:14,798 The crime rate went down drastically after the addicts received free heroin. 625 01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:19,869 I'm here with professor Marvin B�, and what do you think of the development? 626 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:26,826 Remarkable. Both crime and drug use are on the way down. 627 01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:31,670 Who would have thought the solution was as simple as free drugs? 628 01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:35,998 The excitement and the mystical aura around drugs, - 629 01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:39,954 - is now common and boring and accessible for all. 630 01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:07,140 With us we have two of the guys that was with the operation. 631 01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:10,909 - Shape up, we're on TV. - Was this a spontaneous plan? 632 01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:14,316 - Not in the slightest. - It was my idea. 633 01:17:14,440 --> 01:17:17,910 I have served soup to homeless people many a Sunday. 634 01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:24,548 - Hey! Tito! - Finish! 635 01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:27,274 Damn, you look well! 636 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:32,633 This is proof that it works! 637 01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:37,629 As we can see there is plenty of reuniting happiness here outside Oslo jail. 638 01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:17,779 SHABBAS! You cunt! I want my money now! 639 01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:20,434 No Shabbas or Ali-Baba live here. 640 01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:25,998 It is viewing, so can you leave? 641 01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:29,271 Wrong door, sorry. 642 01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:46,833 - Maybe we should put in a bid. - The lawyer? 643 01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:49,952 Shalom, shalom!53773

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