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T H E
S I M P S O N S
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*THE SIMPSONS*
Season 32 Episode 19
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Homer, the results of your
physical are very concerning.
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You're 80 pounds
overweight.
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I wore my socks
on the scale.
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And your cholesterol
is sky-high.
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Go big or go home.
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Oh, and your testosterone
is just a little bit low.
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Testosterone?
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That's what fuels
my punching and yelling.
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And my undeserved confidence.
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Now I'll never be
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an NFL quarterback/international
superspy.
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Don't worry, low T is very
common amongst men your age.
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It can be treated
with a prescription drug
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called Vicodude.
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- Pill me up.
- But before I give you the drug,
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I just need you to watch
this short informational video.
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There's an ad first?
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If I had more testosterone,
I'd kill you.
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A single truck can't possibly be
best in its class
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in torque, towing and payload.
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Think again, Professor Killjoy.
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Man up with the Road Monster
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Triple-XL 550.
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The Triple-XL 550
delivers ultimate tow,
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ultimate payload
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and ultimate torque.
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The Triple-XL 550.
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It's what a man drives.
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Dr. Hibbert, you're a genius.
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That truck
is exactly what I need.
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No, what you need
is medication.
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Wrong again,
Professor Killjoy.
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See you next year.
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Not if this chart is right.
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Ooh.
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Peonies are such
interesting flowers.
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They need less water, but...
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Look what the doctor
made me get.
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You know it, baby.
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The engine growls
just like that.
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And don't worry, it has
maximum torque for its class
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and the highest possible
ranking from J.D. Power.
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What about his associates?
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Oh, you know they're on board.
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Look at me.
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I'm a payload.
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This truck is an offense to
everything I hold dear, and...
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Oh, but it comes with a family
subscription to Slapify,
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the music streaming service.
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I don't know what that is,
but I'm great for having it.
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Whoa, and check out
the picture on the back-up cam.
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It even has infrared.
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Okay, Slapify,
let's see if your algorithm
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can predict my taste.
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Good luck.
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Age: Eight.
Gender: Female.
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How did you hear about
our service: Truck.
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Oh, it already has suggestions.
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Meh. A little trendy,
not for me.
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Okay, but still
pretty mainstream.
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Good taste is a curse,
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but I'm sure a great song
is just a click away.
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Mm-mm. Hmm.
Uh...
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"If you hate everything,
you might like this."
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Quilloughby?
Never heard of him.
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"Quilloughby and his British
bandmates, the Snuffs,
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"dominated the '80s indie scene
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with their brand
of literate, sardonic..."
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Ooh, sardonic.
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"...music that focused
on Quilloughby's obsessions,
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especially his
militant vegetarianism."
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♪ The flesh that you cover
with cheese ♪
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♪ Is proof
of your moral disease ♪
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♪ It's death for no reason ♪
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♪ And death for no reason ♪
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♪ Is hamburger homicide. ♪
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Oh! Yes.
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Quilloughby's music
is so smart and dour and jangly
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and no one has seen him in
30 years, he's a famous recluse.
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And his commitment to
animal rights is so inspiring.
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I just had
the most amazing idea.
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Lisa doesn't like it
when other people talk.
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Attention, Elementarians.
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Inspired by
my new favorite musician,
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whom I'm sure
you've never heard of,
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today is the first
Mushroom Monday.
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So dig in to these
all-vegan mushroom tacos.
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Mushrooms?
Those are chairs for toads.
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Don't you see?
The flesh that you cover with cheese
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is proof of your moral disease.
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Gah?
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Just give them a chance.
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So delicious.
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Three kinds of ground mushrooms:
Portobello, shiitake...
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Don't forget the yummy
little pieces of bacon.
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Ew, ew, ew.
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You said these were vegan.
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But they are.
Vegetables plus bacon.
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"Vegon." Am I wrong?
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I ate meat.
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Haw-haw!
This taco had a mom.
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Mmm...
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Everyone at my school
is a jerk.
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Why are they so mean?
Why?
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Is the problem me?
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The problem is never you.
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It's those sour-breathed
know-nothing sheep
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who graze the blighted meadows
of your so-called school.
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Gah?
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Okay, it was probably
just a bacon hallucination.
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Quilloughby isn't actually
in my room.
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I'm traumatized by eating meat.
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You must stop
talking to yourself.
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People will think
you've gone mad.
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You're not real the real
Quilloughby. You're imaginary.
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I've gone crazy.
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♪ Master of the obvious ♪
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♪ Ensconced in her dreadful
red frock. ♪
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I don't want to be crazy.
Not this kind of crazy.
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Just get out of here.
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Hey, Lis, what you pointing at?
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Some bacon
you want to eat?
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I've got a pig nose.
Want to eat me?
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Oh.
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Mm-hmm.
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Bart, slowly,
almost imperceptibly,
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your friends
are growing tired of you.
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What... what? I'm the drumstick
of this chicken bucket.
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They're not
getting tired of me.
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Of course we're not, Bart.
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Wait, what was that look?
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What look?
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You guys are not
getting tired of me.
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No, no, I was just yawning
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because I stayed up late,
thinking about your pranks.
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Still so fresh.
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Quilloughby, you completely
ruined my brother
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with just one sentence.
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Thank you.
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Oh, there's nothing
more tiresome than gratitude.
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I think I'm gonna like
hallucinating you.
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Here's a gift.
Put this on your faded Army jacket.
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Oh, my God.
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You think I'm cool enough
to wear a faded Army jacket.
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Hmm. Keep in mind,
I'm merely a product
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of your fractured psyche.
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Oh, shut up, don't ruin it.
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Hey, Homer, ever so slowly,
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your friends
are growing tired of you.
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With this much testosterone?
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No way, baby.
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Aw. Take me
for a ride in your truck.
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Trucks aren't for driving.
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They're for doing
kick-ass truck stuff.
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Have you actually done
any truck stuff?
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Put it on.
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But I don't want this.
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You're welcome!
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For an imaginary friend,
you were really keen
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to get out of the house.
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Ugh, that small woman
was such a bore.
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Oh. Maggie's a baby,
and she was sleeping.
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Even she knows it.
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This place reminds me
of my own hometown.
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It's dismal and nothing good
will ever come from it.
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Well, almost nothing.
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Get out your tickers and tape,
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here comes
the prat parade.
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Facial hair is not
a substitute for personality.
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Two times zero is still zero.
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Bit early
for the apricot brandy,
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is it not, Vicar?
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Quilloughby,
is there anyone you do like?
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Yeah, well, let me
tell you something, Lisa.
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♪ Every day I try to smile ♪
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♪ But can't help but frown ♪
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♪ Every day I draw my bath ♪
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♪ And pray I will drown ♪
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♪ I step out my door
and I take a deep breath ♪
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♪ Turn back inside
and pray for my death ♪
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♪ 'Cause everyone is horrid ♪
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♪ Except me and possibly you ♪
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♪ Possibly me ♪
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♪ Oh, everyone is horrid ♪
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♪ And my dear,
I fear you are, too ♪
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♪ Oh. ♪
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Lisa Simpson.
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Those measures were supposed
to be pianissimo,
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but instead they were sforzando
and scherzando.
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Well, would you care
to share your private tee-hees
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with the class?
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I was just thinking,
every day you wave that wand,
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and yet nothing magical
ever happens.
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You're a smart-mouthed
little sass pants.
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And you're a sad little man
whose best days never happened.
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I'm not sad, I'm happy.
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And 5'8" is a very nice height
for a fella.
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Very nice.
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Lisa, I enjoyed that.
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And I enjoy nothing.
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Mr. and Mrs. Simpson,
I called you in here
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because Lisa's behavior has
become wry, sardonic, and yes,
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poetically world-weary.
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I know what's going on.
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Lisa's become infatuated
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with this snobby, judgy,
British crooner
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- from the '80s.
- Hmm.
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Hmm...
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Oh...
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You're right to worry.
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With the popularity of
the Slapify streaming service,
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I'm seeing more children
becoming lost
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in the music of the past.
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♪ Oh, here she comes ♪
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♪ Watch out, boy,
she'll chew you up ♪
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♪ Oh, here she comes ♪
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♪ She's a man-eater! ♪
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Well, we take this
very seriously.
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My husband and I are
going to have
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a heart-to-heart
with our daughter tonight.
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Isn't that right, Homer?
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Oh.
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You don't tow me! I tow you!
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Stop resisting!
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Surrender to my mighty torque!
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Never!
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What has gotten into you?
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You used to be
such a happy little girl.
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When?
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Okay, but never like this...
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With the sour attitude,
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and the black booties.
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You've become a crab...
No, a pill!
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Lisa, darling,
please silence the din.
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That's it!
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I'm cancelling
your music subscription.
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Jiggly... and bloop.
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Shocking.
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How can Mom take away
the only place
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I can hear your music?
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Maybe not the only place.
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Apparently, this is happening.
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Hmm.
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Oh, my God.
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I can see you.
I mean, the real you.
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Well, you're in for
a treat, my dear.
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My live shows are, quote,
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"like a three-hour dance party
in a freshly-dug grave."
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David Fricke,
Rolling Stone magazine, 1987.
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Oh, but Marge will never
let me go.
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And even if she would,
I don't have enough money.
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Those tickets cost,
like, five Lego sets.
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Look in your pocket, Lisa.
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My dad's credit card.
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Did you steal this?
Did I?
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A little of both.
It's complicated.
259
00:13:18,156 --> 00:13:20,310
Sometimes I identify
as imaginary,
260
00:13:20,394 --> 00:13:21,950
but sometimes I can do this.
261
00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:26,802
Ow, the zipper!
262
00:13:29,465 --> 00:13:30,791
Ow! Oh!
263
00:13:34,841 --> 00:13:36,693
What?
I'm a little stressed out.
264
00:13:36,777 --> 00:13:39,057
Making sandwiches
calms my nerves.
265
00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:43,338
Ooh, sandwiches!
266
00:13:44,605 --> 00:13:47,283
Lisa is sullen, dressing weird,
267
00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:50,478
obsessed with English music...
268
00:13:50,738 --> 00:13:53,443
Our eight-year-old has
turned into a teenager.
269
00:13:53,527 --> 00:13:57,341
Well, from now on, I'm going to
pay very close attention to her.
270
00:13:57,425 --> 00:14:01,312
Marge, little girls are a lot
like all-wheel anti-lock brakes:
271
00:14:01,527 --> 00:14:03,616
When road conditions
are unpredictable...
272
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:07,013
We're talking about
your daughter, not a vehicle.
273
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:10,748
Well, both do have maximum
torque for their class.
274
00:14:10,832 --> 00:14:13,142
Will you shut up
about the damn truck?
275
00:14:13,226 --> 00:14:15,236
But the truck is who I am.
276
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,481
It's a perfect fit for my manly,
off-road lifestyle.
277
00:14:18,565 --> 00:14:19,815
Oh, really?
278
00:14:19,899 --> 00:14:21,317
You hate the outdoors.
279
00:14:21,401 --> 00:14:22,768
You've never been camping.
280
00:14:22,852 --> 00:14:24,637
You've never hauled
or towed anything,
281
00:14:24,721 --> 00:14:27,430
or shown any interest
in hauling or towing.
282
00:14:27,557 --> 00:14:30,476
And please, tell me the meaning
of the word "torque."
283
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:34,480
The smoke hole where
the truck's farts come out?
284
00:14:34,564 --> 00:14:36,407
Torque is
the tendency of a force
285
00:14:36,491 --> 00:14:39,517
to rotate the body to which
it is applied. Like this!
286
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,524
Homer J. Simpson,
287
00:14:41,608 --> 00:14:44,145
you are not a truck guy!
288
00:14:47,744 --> 00:14:50,687
Now, I'm going to deal with
an actual problem:
289
00:14:50,771 --> 00:14:54,081
Our daughter's
pre-pre-teen rebellion.
290
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,458
Lisa's gone!
291
00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:02,692
I'm going to my first music
festival with my best friend!
292
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:05,468
Uh, best imaginary friend.
293
00:15:05,595 --> 00:15:07,847
Right. I guess
I didn't need to buy
294
00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:09,915
two VIP passes, then.
295
00:15:09,999 --> 00:15:11,207
Sorry, Dad!
296
00:15:13,270 --> 00:15:15,805
Oh, the pain of laughter...
297
00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:23,510
Our daughter is by herself
298
00:15:23,594 --> 00:15:25,792
at an outdoor
music whoop-de-doo!
299
00:15:25,876 --> 00:15:28,288
And she's using
my stolen credit card.
300
00:15:28,688 --> 00:15:29,644
What?
301
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:30,794
Huh?
302
00:15:30,878 --> 00:15:32,000
Hey...
303
00:15:32,084 --> 00:15:33,326
No...
304
00:15:34,576 --> 00:15:37,485
Ugh, this combines my two
least favorite things...
305
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:40,339
Other people's music,
and other people.
306
00:15:40,423 --> 00:15:42,882
Yeah, but we're going to see
the real you perform.
307
00:15:42,966 --> 00:15:44,776
Ooh, do you think you'll play
308
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,402
"Labour Action
at the Biscuit Factory"
309
00:15:46,486 --> 00:15:48,237
or "Simon Has a Birthmark"?
310
00:15:48,321 --> 00:15:50,081
How dreadfully predictable...
311
00:15:50,165 --> 00:15:52,248
but the nippers must suckle.
312
00:15:53,977 --> 00:15:55,411
Oh, these bands are
all rubbish,
313
00:15:55,495 --> 00:15:57,839
and this sun is too... sunny.
314
00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:00,341
Quilloughby, this festival
is our dream.
315
00:16:00,425 --> 00:16:03,526
Stop being such a, such a...
316
00:16:03,653 --> 00:16:04,920
Such a pill?
317
00:16:05,004 --> 00:16:06,514
Oh. Sorry, Marge.
318
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:09,577
Hey, I'm just trying
to have a fun day.
319
00:16:09,661 --> 00:16:11,479
Oh, a "fun day."
320
00:16:11,563 --> 00:16:14,093
Why don't we all just
have fizzy drinks
321
00:16:14,177 --> 00:16:15,953
and rainbow lollipops?
322
00:16:16,037 --> 00:16:18,281
Oh, la-di-da-di-da.
323
00:16:18,365 --> 00:16:19,837
Happy, happy, happy.
324
00:16:19,921 --> 00:16:24,179
Vacuous animals waiting
for the slaughter.
325
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:29,061
Well, it's a good thing
Dad got this truck.
326
00:16:29,148 --> 00:16:30,145
- Oh, my God.
- You see, Marge?
327
00:16:30,229 --> 00:16:31,407
- I never want to hear another word...
- Bart gets it.
328
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,833
- ...about this truck.
- The truck is awesome.
329
00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:34,502
- It makes me so mad!
- You don't get it
330
00:16:34,586 --> 00:16:36,020
- and you never will!
- Truck this, truck that.
331
00:16:36,104 --> 00:16:38,196
- Truck, truck, truck, truck...
- I wish I was married to Bart!
332
00:16:40,091 --> 00:16:41,951
Ugh! You never stop whining!
333
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,619
The term is "whinging."
334
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,732
Conspicuous eye roll.
335
00:16:46,431 --> 00:16:48,448
I used to think
you just hated bad art
336
00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:49,850
and cruelty to animals
337
00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:51,869
and people who wear
baseball hats,
338
00:16:51,953 --> 00:16:55,144
but it turns out
you hate everything!
339
00:16:55,228 --> 00:16:58,542
But, Lisa,
I thought that was our bond.
340
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:00,245
Coming now to the main stage...
341
00:17:00,329 --> 00:17:01,838
performing for the first time
342
00:17:01,922 --> 00:17:03,358
in over 30 years...
343
00:17:03,442 --> 00:17:05,361
Quilloughby and the Snuffs.
344
00:17:05,445 --> 00:17:07,113
This is it...
345
00:17:07,197 --> 00:17:08,305
The real you!
346
00:17:12,052 --> 00:17:13,447
Oh, dear God, no!
347
00:17:13,531 --> 00:17:15,798
I look like bloody Churchill!
348
00:17:18,752 --> 00:17:22,331
Shut your gobs, you wankers!
349
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,554
Woo-hoo! Wankers!
350
00:17:26,638 --> 00:17:29,498
Can't you see this show
is just a cash grab?
351
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,316
I'm only here
because I lost my fortune
352
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,561
suing people for saying things
about me
353
00:17:33,645 --> 00:17:35,853
that were completely true.
354
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,671
Is this what I turned into?
355
00:17:39,755 --> 00:17:41,578
I'm greedy, I'm hateful,
356
00:17:41,662 --> 00:17:44,588
and my face looks like
a syphilitic moon.
357
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:46,423
Well, it's not your fault
you got old.
358
00:17:46,507 --> 00:17:47,850
Sting is old.
359
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:51,035
Old Sting's bloody gorgeous,
and he knows it.
360
00:17:53,848 --> 00:17:55,099
Oh, boo-hoo!
361
00:17:55,183 --> 00:18:00,029
You can jeer while
I enjoy this pastrami on rye.
362
00:18:01,172 --> 00:18:02,514
But you're vegan!
363
00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:03,941
I was,
364
00:18:04,025 --> 00:18:06,852
until I found out veganism
was invented by foreigners,
365
00:18:06,936 --> 00:18:09,887
of whom there are far too many
on this planet!
366
00:18:11,349 --> 00:18:13,784
That's right,
I hate the foreign!
367
00:18:13,868 --> 00:18:16,620
Coming to this country
and taking our jobs!
368
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:19,048
Sleeping with our men!
369
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,582
But you're a foreigner!
370
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:23,944
And you took the job
of sad, washed-up rock star.
371
00:18:24,028 --> 00:18:27,405
No! You turned your back
on veganism.
372
00:18:27,532 --> 00:18:30,793
And you're also a huge racist.
373
00:18:31,439 --> 00:18:34,949
♪ Because everything is horrid
except meat ♪
374
00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:38,000
♪ So slag off to you! ♪
375
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:43,480
Lisa, dear, don't let him
happen to you.
376
00:18:43,564 --> 00:18:45,724
Try not to sneer
at everything.
377
00:18:45,808 --> 00:18:48,068
And listen to others,
at least a bit.
378
00:18:48,152 --> 00:18:49,836
Perhaps one out of five times,
379
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,095
but I can't tell you
which times.
380
00:18:52,223 --> 00:18:53,657
Thanks, Quilloughby.
381
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,325
You're the best imaginary friend
382
00:18:55,409 --> 00:18:58,177
a complicated eight-year-old
could ever ask for.
383
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,914
But I think we both know
it's time for you to go.
384
00:19:02,952 --> 00:19:05,311
I'm going to miss you,
385
00:19:05,664 --> 00:19:07,789
you bloody wanker.
386
00:19:13,261 --> 00:19:14,556
Okay, okay, okay,
387
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,148
I'm going to play a few songs
off my new album.
388
00:19:17,265 --> 00:19:21,125
It's entitled
Refugees? Again?
389
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:34,698
Stupid millennial traffic.
390
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,208
This just in:
391
00:19:36,292 --> 00:19:37,901
A full-scale riot
has broken out
392
00:19:37,985 --> 00:19:40,013
at the Bummershoot Festival.
393
00:19:40,545 --> 00:19:42,319
But Lisa's in there!
394
00:19:42,403 --> 00:19:43,646
Who will save her?
395
00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:47,474
Did someone call
for a truck guy?
396
00:20:00,049 --> 00:20:02,131
Misplaced anger!
397
00:20:02,215 --> 00:20:04,165
Misplaced anger!
398
00:20:04,295 --> 00:20:06,652
Somebody save me!
399
00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:18,650
Torque, don't fail me now.
400
00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:20,986
Truck, truck, hooray!
401
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:23,347
Truck, truck, hooray...
402
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:27,734
Homer. Homer. Homer, wake up.
403
00:20:27,818 --> 00:20:29,703
He fell asleep while driving?
404
00:20:29,787 --> 00:20:32,848
No, we got stuck in traffic
and ran out of gas,
405
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,350
so Dad ate a garbage bag
406
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,668
full of Mom's PB&Js
and passed out.
407
00:20:36,752 --> 00:20:38,703
Thanks for walking over
and getting me.
408
00:20:39,002 --> 00:20:41,965
Me and Trucky saved the day.
409
00:20:42,183 --> 00:20:44,860
Sure you did, Homer.
410
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,545
Testosterone...
411
00:20:49,264 --> 00:20:51,300
I don't know what came
over me, Mom.
412
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,117
I was sullen, moody,
413
00:20:53,201 --> 00:20:55,612
thought everybody except me
was an idiot...
414
00:20:55,696 --> 00:20:58,590
Wait, is that what
being a teenager is like?
415
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,742
Well, sometimes, sweetie.
416
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,619
Were you ever like that?
417
00:21:02,703 --> 00:21:06,941
Blue mascara is who I am,
Mom!
418
00:21:07,175 --> 00:21:11,120
You're just jealous because
you can't pull off hot pants.
419
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:12,889
For your information,
I was going
420
00:21:12,973 --> 00:21:14,079
to break up with Homer.
421
00:21:14,163 --> 00:21:16,522
But if you hate him,
he must be great.
422
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:20,045
Honey, whatever phases
you go through,
423
00:21:20,129 --> 00:21:22,139
I'll always be waiting for you
424
00:21:22,223 --> 00:21:24,716
on the other side
of the slammed door.
425
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,308
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