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(all laughing)
Hey, is Larry in?
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No.
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Good morning.
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Hi, Phil.
You're here
awfully early.
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If you're gonna quit,
you better do it early
in the day.
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What?
Wait a minute.
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You're quitting?
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Yeah, I got
an opportunity
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and I'm gonna
take advantage of it.
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What opportunity?
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Well, as you know, the network
have always been
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big fans of mine,
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and for the past
few months,
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I've been developing
a new sitcom for them.
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What's it about?
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Uh, it's funny.
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But it's not like
a regular "ha ha" sitcom.
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There's no laugh track,
there's no audience,
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it's single camera,
very stylized.
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It's about a bunch of guys
in a ska band in Seattle.
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Very dark.
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Dark like "Friends"?
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I just want to know
what you're gonna tell Larry.
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I'm gonna tell him
the truth.
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I'm not
feeling well.
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I have mental problems
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and my doctor
has advised me
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that this is not a very healthy
working environment.
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Mm.
It's too much pressure
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coming up up with
new material every day.
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And not being
appreciated.
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It just-- it just
all takes a toll.
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Artie: You hear
that sound, Phil?
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I believe that's
the needle breaking
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in the bullshit-o-meter.
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Can I talk
to Larry, please?
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No. You want to talk
about your frigging health,
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go to an HMO
and don't waste Larry's time.
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Did you say
"frigging"?
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I'm trying to cut down
on my cuss words.
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Mother call?
Yeah.
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Yeah.
She says hello.
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Oh, tell her
I said hi.
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She really
loves you.
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Larry, um,
I appreciate
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everything that
you've done for me
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and I hate doing this to you
on such sort notice, but--
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It's time to
run along, Phil.
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I wish that I could
run along, Arthur,
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but I have a very
serious health problem.
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Yes, and you're
about to come down
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with a very serious case of
"my shoe in your rectum-itis."
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I-- I would never, ever
do this to you, but, uh...
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well, it's out
of my hands.
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Yeah.
Oh, it takes its toll.
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But Phil--
Bye-bye.
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Please, and-- and keep
in touch. Really.
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Thanks for everything.
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Well, no, thank you.
Yeah, let's go.
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The slut sold
a sitcom to the network.
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Yeah, I know, and then he sits
there and lies to me
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and I'm not even
married to him.
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What's this for?
Huh? It's a gift.
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My birthday's not for
a couple of months.
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I know.
I-- I just--
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I was in Beverly Hills
and I saw this.
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It's just an appreciation.
It's a pen.
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Yeah, I see that.
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No two are the same.
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It's hand-crafted
by a team of artisans,
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like Cher's ass.
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Wow, it's a Phantas.
Uh-huh.
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Gee.
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Well, sir, I really
appreciate it.
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I'll see you
on the stage.
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Okay.
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Anything wrong?
Huh?
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It's just that, you know,
it's a Phantas.
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I just thought you'd
like it a little more.
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I do, but, you know,
Larry, how...
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emotions embarrass you.
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And I got them all bottled up,
but inside, sweetheart,
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it's all tears, cartwheels,
and a hard-on.
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That's all
I wanted to know.
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They offer you anything?
You want some water?
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Uh, no, I'm-- I'm fine.
Oh.
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Yeah. Thanks.
Okay.
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Okay. Well, Phil...
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I don't want you
to get a big head,
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but this is
the best pilot
I've ever read.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Nobody ever believes me
when I tell them that.
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But really, you've created
some wonderful characters.
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I mean, the writing
just sparkles.
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Y-- you-- (sighs)
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don't know
how refreshing it is
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to be able to write
in your own voice
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and to have
people get it.
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And we totally get it,
totally get it.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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And I can't tell you
how great that is.
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We have a few things
we want to run by you.
Just some ideas.
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Okay, sure.
Yeah, please.
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How would you feel if...
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one of the characters
was black?
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Uh...
Puts a little twist
on it, doesn't it?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Shoot.
Yeah.
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Um, uh...
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You know,
I didn't really envision
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any of these guys
as-- as being black.
Mm-hmm.
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But they have
a band, right?
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Yeah.
So there's
a drummer?
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Yeah.
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There you go.
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We have a deal
with, uh, Dave Chappelle.
Mm-hmm.
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Are you familiar
with him?
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Yeah, he was, uh, in
"The Nutty Professor," right?
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, wasn't he funny?
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Oh, he's hilarious.
Hilarious. He's a huge
fan of yours.
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We sent him the script.
He flipped.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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He flipped.
Really?
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Yeah, loved it,
loved it.
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We think he'd be
a great Keyshon. Yeah.
Mm.
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Who-- who's Keyshon?
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The drummer.
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No, the drummer's
name is Ted.
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Well, we got it in our head
now that he's black,
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so we started
calling him Keyshon.
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Keyshon.
Yeah.
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Really?
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Uh-huh.
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Uh...
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You know, um...
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Interesting.
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Uh...
Mm. (chuckles)
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(chuckles)
Uh, but I'd-- I'd really
like to, uh, think about this.
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Oh, yes,
absolutely, absolutely.
Oh, yeah.
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In the meantime, we should
set up a meeting between
you and Dave.
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Yeah. Yeah, you two are
really gonna hit it off.
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He's so funny.
Oh, and smart.
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Yeah. Smart and funny, yeah.
He's great.
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So I'll lead you into
the, uh, I'll lead you
into the lap dance thing.
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Right.
I'll thank you
for the treat
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and you ask me,
"How did it go?"
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And I'll say,
"I think I blew it
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"because as
she pointed to the chair,
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I said, 'Thank you,
I've been sitting all day,'"
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and I think there's
a laugh there.
Okay. No, that's funny.
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Yeah.
And if there isn't a laugh
there, you just keep going.
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Okay.
I'm just glad
you're doing the show.
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Hey, this is such a thrill
for me. I really am...
Good, good.
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No, no, I can--
This is me thrilled.
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I know, I know.
You know?
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Do you--
When are you gonna
do our show? Because...
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Oh, that's animated right?
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I've never...
Well, it's-- it's
a cartoon and-- and uh--
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Yeah, I can't.
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Well, here's the thing is
we just need your voice.
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You know, you could
literally phone it in.
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Right. And then you
animate it later?
That's the beauty--
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And then we would
do the drawing and it'll look--
I wish I could. Artie?
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Yeah, it would look--
Artie: Yes?
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Dr. Jonathan Katz, sir.
Oh, good to see you, Artie.
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There are many "Johnny
Come Latelys" in the world,
Arthur, this is--
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but you, sir,
are "Johnny Come Here
Anytime You Like."
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Thank you so much,
even if-- even if you mean it.
I mean it.
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That's such
a sweet thing to say.
I do.
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But-- And congratulations
to you on the, uh,
on the Phantas.
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Larry told me
he got you a-- a Phantas,
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which is
a collector's item.
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I have been on standby
for my own Phantas
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for five and a half
years now.
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Prepare to be
dazzled.
And, uh--
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(laughs) Oh, that dry
Katz wit.
Yes. You're a--
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It makes me thirsty for more.
you're a member
of an exclusive...
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I'll be right back.
club.
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Y'all know how many
pilots I've done, man.
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I'm tired of that
"dubba" WB shit.
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I want to do
something real.
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Well, that's
what we want.
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I'm always telling
the writers "realer."
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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So, um, did you like
the stuff that I did?
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Yeah, man. I flipped
through it on the way over.
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You just read it?
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There's some real funny
shit in there, man.
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I-- I read most of it.
Uh-huh.
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I didn't read
the whole thing but, um...
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you know-- you know,
just the whole band thing...
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Mm-hmm?
I don't know if black people
can relate to that.
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I mean, who the fuck
am I, Hootie?
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One brother around
a bunch of, you know,
white dudes and then...
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I-- I-- I-- I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Well, you know,
I mean, the setting.
It's just the--
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the whole Seattle thing.
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Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think that--
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I don't think
I've ever met a brother
from Seattle in my life.
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Man, this-- I don't know
if that's the place
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where we would
really... really live.
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Executives: Hm. Mm-hmm.
But then again they did make
"Sleepless in Seattle."
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Maybe that's why
they're sleepless.
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(laughter)
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Dave: I'm a DJ.
Woman: Mm-hmm.
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Some shit black people
can relate to is DJ.
Yeah.
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Man: Mm-hmm.
Absolutely.
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All right?
Just hear me out.
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I work at a club
in Baltimore.
Right.
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Every week,
a patron is murdered.
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I gotta solve it.
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Kind of like
a hip-hop
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crime solving
type thing.
Mm-hmm.
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And maybe I'm, like, fucking
a bartender or a waitress.
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We can do something like--
but tastefully. Tastefully.
Mm.
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Yeah, I love the energy
of that.
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You know what I mean?
It's fun.
I do.
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It's like fun and it's--
and you can address issues
and the whole thing.
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That's why
Dave is Dave.
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Hey, thanks.
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Listen. Listen, I gotta--
I gotta... I gotta put
my foot down.
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Um, this show is about
a band from Seattle.
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That's-- that's the problem.
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Well, you know, we have
a process here, Phil,
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and, uh, in order
for that process to work,
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we really can't be
married to anything.
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Except the DJ thing.
Well, that's gold.
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Yeah.
I can roll with that.
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I mean, you know,
I-- I don't want to step
on your toes, Phil.
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Uh-- (scoffs)
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You are the veteran.
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That's okay, you know?
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All right? Yeah, man.
I don't know
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if you need to ask me any
questions about black people
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and how we live.
Mm-hmm.
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Or I'm sure you've got
like one or two--
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Well, fuck, just call me and ask
me some questions and, um...
I've got your number.
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Okay.
Um, I gotta go to
Jerry Bruckheimer's.
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I'm sorry.
Oh, thanks again
for coming in.
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All right, thanks.
Pleasure.
239
00:08:52,279 --> 00:08:53,269
Hey, pleasure.
240
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,120
Phil, you cool
with that or?
241
00:08:55,139 --> 00:08:57,049
Yeah? Oh, hey, man.
Yeah, thanks.
All right. Cool.
242
00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,170
You're funny, man. I really--
I really liked the script.
Good to see you.
243
00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:01,060
The shit I read,
it was good.
Thanks.
244
00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,200
I mean, the band was--
But the jokes.
245
00:09:05,019 --> 00:09:06,249
Thanks.
(laughs)
246
00:09:06,269 --> 00:09:08,139
He's great,
isn't he?
247
00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:13,169
Is this it?
What? You go it?
248
00:09:13,190 --> 00:09:14,290
I don't know,
I think so.
249
00:09:15,009 --> 00:09:16,159
Oh, man,
this is a Bic.
250
00:09:16,179 --> 00:09:18,159
I'm talking about
a rare, black pen.
251
00:09:18,179 --> 00:09:21,059
It's got gold filigree
and hand-crafted dragons
252
00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,180
with little
red eyes.
253
00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,280
Oh, you mean
a Phantas.
254
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,100
Yeah. Shh.
Don't even say it.
255
00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,180
Come on,
let's lift this.
Wow!
256
00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,140
I can't believe you
lost something like that.
257
00:09:28,159 --> 00:09:30,029
Those things
are works of art.
258
00:09:30,049 --> 00:09:31,229
Most people just
mount them on a wall.
259
00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:33,200
Well, I was
writing with it.
260
00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:35,050
I put it somewhere,
excuse me.
261
00:09:35,070 --> 00:09:37,110
Oh, what's this?
262
00:09:41,129 --> 00:09:43,249
Remind me to have
Liza back on the show.
263
00:09:43,269 --> 00:09:45,059
Wow.
Okay.
264
00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,020
Those things only increase
in value, you know.
265
00:09:47,039 --> 00:09:48,239
Don't. Get the bookcase.
266
00:09:48,259 --> 00:09:50,009
Oh.
Oh!
267
00:09:50,029 --> 00:09:52,159
I was up in the bleachers
with Kayo.
268
00:09:52,179 --> 00:09:53,229
I was setting
the lights.
269
00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:54,290
I-- I'm gonna go there
right now.
270
00:09:55,009 --> 00:09:57,199
Uh, you-- you check
the writers' room
and Hank's room.
271
00:09:57,220 --> 00:10:00,000
I really appreciate it,
sonny boy.
Thank you.
272
00:10:00,019 --> 00:10:01,189
When I need another
pair of eyes,
273
00:10:01,210 --> 00:10:03,160
you're the only one
I can trust.
274
00:10:06,029 --> 00:10:08,279
I hear, uh, Larry gave you a--
275
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,070
a gift or--
or some such thing.
276
00:10:11,090 --> 00:10:14,020
Where'd you hear that?
Oh, you know,
people talk.
277
00:10:14,039 --> 00:10:17,259
The thing is, Artie, um...
278
00:10:17,279 --> 00:10:19,029
Larry didn't
give me anything
279
00:10:19,049 --> 00:10:22,079
and it's-- it's really, sort of,
driving me crazy, you know.
280
00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:23,230
Are you gonna
look or what?
281
00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:29,170
Not that I'm worried
that, uh, Larry likes you
282
00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:32,080
more than he likes me,
because, you know, fuck it.
283
00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:34,220
You know,
we both know he does.
284
00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:37,140
I-- I just want to know
what he gave you
285
00:10:37,159 --> 00:10:39,199
and it-- it'll be okay.
286
00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:42,110
Then I can start
the healing process.
287
00:10:42,129 --> 00:10:44,249
Jesus, Hank.
He just gave me
a travel clock.
288
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:47,159
A little piece of shit
travel clock.
289
00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:48,259
You happy now?
290
00:10:48,279 --> 00:10:49,289
Mm.
291
00:10:51,289 --> 00:10:54,149
(chuckles) He's such
a cheap fucker.
292
00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:58,229
What I have to tell you is
of the utmost confidence.
293
00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:01,110
I don't want anyone
to know about it.
294
00:11:01,129 --> 00:11:04,029
And Larry must
never know about it.
295
00:11:04,049 --> 00:11:05,239
Okay.
Okay.
296
00:11:05,259 --> 00:11:07,099
Uh, w-- what's this about?
297
00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,100
You know, that pen,
where'd you get it?
298
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,180
Uh, in the supply closet.
299
00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,050
Are we not supposed to
do that anymore?
300
00:11:13,070 --> 00:11:16,110
No, I-- I mean the pen
you bought me for Larry.
301
00:11:16,129 --> 00:11:17,199
Larry gave
you a pen?
302
00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:18,280
You don't know
about it?
303
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,030
No.
304
00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:23,060
You mean he got it himself?
305
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,200
He went down,
he got in his own car,
306
00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:27,050
he drove there,
he parked it,
307
00:11:27,070 --> 00:11:28,190
he got out,
he walked to the door,
308
00:11:28,210 --> 00:11:30,210
and he pulled out his
own personal credit card?
309
00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:33,020
He bought me
a present?
310
00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:35,019
That's the first time
in nine years.
311
00:11:36,019 --> 00:11:37,179
(chuckles)
312
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,050
I don't believe it.
313
00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:40,150
Me neither.
314
00:11:40,169 --> 00:11:43,239
He said he bought it
because he...
315
00:11:46,169 --> 00:11:47,239
Excuse me.
316
00:11:48,259 --> 00:11:50,049
He appreciated me.
317
00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:52,250
(groans)
318
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,130
What a gracious
person he is.
319
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:59,069
I'm a dumb bastard.
I lost it.
320
00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:00,140
Oh, you lost it?
321
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,270
You gotta find me
that same pen, see,
322
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:07,159
so I can replace it.
323
00:12:07,179 --> 00:12:09,289
And he must never
know about it, okay?
324
00:12:11,149 --> 00:12:15,189
It's a P-H-A-N-T-A-S.
That's P-H-A-N-T-A-S.
325
00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:17,130
Phantas.
Uh-huh.
326
00:12:17,149 --> 00:12:20,029
It's black,
top of the line,
327
00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:23,119
gold filigree,
dragons with red eyes.
328
00:12:23,139 --> 00:12:24,129
Got that?
329
00:12:24,149 --> 00:12:26,159
Okay.
I know I can count on you.
330
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,199
Okay.
331
00:12:27,220 --> 00:12:29,080
Thank you,
sweetheart.
332
00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:30,230
Okay, it's all right.
It's all right.
333
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,090
Okay.
I'm gonna get it.
334
00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:34,090
Don't tell a soul.
All right.
335
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,130
Thank you, buddy.
336
00:12:41,149 --> 00:12:43,169
(cries softly)
337
00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:46,240
You bought me a pen
and I lost it! God!
338
00:12:46,259 --> 00:12:48,099
Well, maybe some
no-talent honky
339
00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,250
ain't never been
to Baltimore,
340
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,199
'cause the shit
can work, man.
341
00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:53,010
I have been
to Baltimore.
342
00:12:53,029 --> 00:12:54,099
Woman:
Phil, please.
343
00:12:55,169 --> 00:12:57,139
You watch one episode
of "Roots,"
344
00:12:57,159 --> 00:12:58,249
and all of a sudden
you understand me?
345
00:12:58,269 --> 00:13:00,049
First I'm Hootie,
346
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,010
and now I'm fucking
Kunta Kinte the DJ!
347
00:13:02,029 --> 00:13:03,269
So you know the fuck all.
You know all about niggers.
348
00:13:03,289 --> 00:13:06,249
Why don't you stick
your hand up my ass, Phil,
and work my mouth?
349
00:13:06,269 --> 00:13:08,179
'Cause you know
the fuck I'm all about?
350
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,070
Did you--
did you--
351
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,110
No, I don't know
who wrote this.
352
00:13:11,129 --> 00:13:12,159
This is shit.
No, um...
353
00:13:12,179 --> 00:13:15,059
This is-- it's just shit.
That's the truth. Just shit.
354
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,070
We've had a lot of trouble in
the writing department lately,
355
00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:19,100
so let's just not do this.
356
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,250
And you know what?
357
00:13:20,269 --> 00:13:23,099
We'll just do the, uh, panel.
358
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,280
You don't want
to do this. Who cares?
You know--
359
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,010
You're Bridget Fonda.
360
00:13:27,029 --> 00:13:28,019
Let me tell you
something.
361
00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:29,049
Your dad sees
you doing this,
362
00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:32,130
I don't want to be around
when he does the show next.
363
00:13:32,149 --> 00:13:34,219
So, we'll do the panel.
I'll ask you some questions,
364
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,030
we'll go over some areas,
and I'll see you out there.
365
00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:38,209
It'll be great.
I-- I'm just--
366
00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:40,200
Um, okay. Is there
something that I can--
367
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,100
is there something
that we can do that--
368
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,270
where I'm not just
out there being--
369
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,279
I'm just worried
that I'm-- I'm gonna be...
370
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,120
It's just a talk show.
371
00:13:47,139 --> 00:13:48,279
You just go out,
I'll ask you some questions,
372
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,130
you just answer.
It's gonna be great.
373
00:13:50,149 --> 00:13:52,079
I don't know what
you're so frightened
about, really.
374
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,230
(muttering)
I'm gonna swear
or something.
375
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,020
You're not
gonna swear.
376
00:13:56,039 --> 00:13:58,039
You don't trust yourself
not to swear?
377
00:13:58,059 --> 00:14:00,079
What are you
gonna say?
378
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,260
I don't know.
379
00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:04,059
(muttering)
380
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,000
"Cocksucker."
I don't know.
381
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,029
"Motherfucker"?
I don't know.
All right. Listen--
382
00:14:08,049 --> 00:14:11,019
Something. I mean, I--
I just don't-- I-- You know.
383
00:14:11,039 --> 00:14:12,179
Is the whole family
like this?
384
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,000
I-- I know it doesn't work!
385
00:14:16,019 --> 00:14:18,059
I told you at the meeting
it's not gonna work!
386
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,290
Fuck is he writing
a black show anyway, man?
387
00:14:21,009 --> 00:14:23,049
I don't know.
I don't-- never wanted to
write a black show
388
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,010
and I don't even know why
I'm writing a black show.
389
00:14:25,029 --> 00:14:27,179
I wish somebody could
fucking tell me why
390
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,090
I am writing
a black show!
391
00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:31,100
I wish someone would
fucking tell me why
392
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,130
you're writing
a black show!
393
00:14:32,149 --> 00:14:33,209
He wrote a terrific
first draft.
394
00:14:33,230 --> 00:14:35,280
Hey, well, the second draft
fucking sucks.
395
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,200
All right? Give me
Warren Hutcherson.
396
00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:39,170
I need somebody else.
Phil, Phil...
397
00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:41,010
would you give
us a minute?
398
00:14:41,029 --> 00:14:45,049
Yeah, Phil, just
give us a minute.
All right?
399
00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:46,250
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Good. Thanks.
400
00:14:46,269 --> 00:14:48,229
Yeah, I'll give
you a minute.
Thank you. Hey, thanks.
401
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:51,090
Okay. Sure.
And no hard-- no hard feelings.
402
00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:52,190
Oh, no. No.
Yeah, okay.
403
00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:54,230
There's a lot of passion
in here, all right?
Yeah, oh, yeah.
404
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:57,060
You care about what you do,
I care about what I do.
405
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,160
Yeah. All right.
Okay.
406
00:14:58,179 --> 00:14:59,199
Thanks.
Yeah.
407
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,290
(sighs)
408
00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:03,079
Get this guy
the fuck out of here.
409
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,280
I'm sorry. I am sorry. I am...
I'm serious, man.
410
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,100
(scribbling)
411
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,160
Hank:
Brian?
412
00:15:08,179 --> 00:15:10,019
Man:
He's not out here.
413
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,199
Who are you?
414
00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:12,260
Sid.
415
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,139
Hey, uh, Sid?
416
00:15:14,159 --> 00:15:17,079
Can I borrow
your pen?
Yeah.
417
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,070
You gonna
open the door?
418
00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:21,000
Slide it under, asshole.
419
00:15:22,279 --> 00:15:24,189
Nice going, dip-shit.
420
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,279
Give me my pen
back, schmuck!
421
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,250
Oh...
422
00:15:29,269 --> 00:15:31,129
I don't need it.
423
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:34,040
Found one.
424
00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:37,040
I don't even know
what a Flowbee is.
425
00:15:37,059 --> 00:15:38,239
That's the vacuum
that cuts your hair.
426
00:15:38,259 --> 00:15:39,259
(chuckles)
427
00:15:39,279 --> 00:15:42,109
Oh, it's gonna be
a good one tonight, huh?
428
00:15:42,129 --> 00:15:44,039
Why? You're--
Are you not doing
the show tonight?
429
00:15:44,059 --> 00:15:45,159
(chuckles)
430
00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:50,170
By the way,
I already have
a travel clock.
431
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,270
That's all
I'm gonna say.
432
00:15:54,139 --> 00:15:55,239
May-- may I say something?
433
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,269
Yeah.
Don't touch my ass.
434
00:15:58,289 --> 00:16:01,279
Now-- now I have to do
my makeup all over again.
435
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,170
(inhales, exhales deeply)
436
00:16:07,039 --> 00:16:09,039
He's got a very firm ass.
437
00:16:09,059 --> 00:16:11,059
I want my pen back, Hank.
438
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,120
I told you
I don't have your pen.
439
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,249
Take your dick out
of your ear,
440
00:16:14,269 --> 00:16:17,009
you little troll!
You owe me
a pen, jerk-off!
441
00:16:17,029 --> 00:16:18,289
You want a pen?
Here. Here. H-- here's a pen.
442
00:16:19,009 --> 00:16:20,999
Go write yourself
a little suicide note.
443
00:16:21,019 --> 00:16:22,999
It's a Phantas.
444
00:16:23,019 --> 00:16:24,069
Blow me.
445
00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:26,160
Oh-ho-ho! Geez.
446
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,230
My next guest
is a, uh, member of
447
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:31,220
one of Hollywood's
royal families.
448
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,220
She's currently-- uh, can be
seen in Quentin Tarantino's
449
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,110
new movie called,
uh, "Jackie Brown."
450
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,019
Please welcome
Bridget Fonda!
451
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,039
Bridget Fonda!
452
00:16:39,059 --> 00:16:41,069
(applause)
453
00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:43,190
(indistinct)
454
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:53,070
Hey, there's Hank,
455
00:16:53,090 --> 00:16:55,090
and, uh, we are so happy.
456
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:57,150
Uh, Hank and I have been,
uh, looking forward
457
00:16:57,169 --> 00:16:59,049
to, uh, uh, meeting you.
458
00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:01,060
Uh, I'll ask you...
459
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,150
Thank god.
460
00:17:02,169 --> 00:17:05,119
Do you know how much
this pen costs?
461
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:07,060
I'm so relieved.
462
00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:09,019
I don't care whether
it costs 10 thou'.
463
00:17:09,039 --> 00:17:10,149
Okay.
464
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,130
"Okay" what?
465
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:15,100
It cost $10,000.
466
00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:17,179
I had to max out my Visa.
It's just a fucking pen.
467
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,090
What's it filled with,
dinosaur sperm?
468
00:17:19,109 --> 00:17:20,119
I guess so.
469
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,210
All I know is that's
the only other one
in the city.
470
00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:24,080
Larry:
And what do you play in it?
471
00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:26,259
Bridget:
Um, I-- I play a conniving...
472
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,159
That means that Larry
spent ten thou' on me.
473
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:31,010
Apparently so.
474
00:17:31,029 --> 00:17:32,209
And now you're
spending it on you.
475
00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:35,120
Well, I gotta get him
something in return.
476
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:38,060
Would you please run down to
Galerie Michael on Rodeo
477
00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:39,259
and get him that
Chagall lithograph
478
00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:41,099
he's always
looking at?
Yeah.
479
00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:43,059
They'll know the one.
Tell them to bill me.
Okay.
480
00:17:43,079 --> 00:17:45,199
(indistinct chatter)
481
00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:48,050
(laughter)
482
00:17:48,069 --> 00:17:51,079
Hank has asked me if you
would autograph this for him.
483
00:17:51,099 --> 00:17:52,209
Would you mind
doing that?
484
00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:54,060
It would--
it would mean a lot.
485
00:17:54,079 --> 00:17:56,069
Where do you
want me to...
It's just...
486
00:17:56,089 --> 00:17:58,289
Where does he want you
to autograph it?
Where do you want me to sign it?
487
00:17:59,009 --> 00:18:00,149
Uh, I guess on his lap.
488
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:03,200
(laughter and applause)
489
00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:05,150
Why don't you...
490
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,200
why don't you just
use this and just--
491
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,160
I know this is not
exactly the correct--
492
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:11,030
I wish we
had a better--
Nice and permanent.
493
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,079
I wish we had
a better pen, but try.
494
00:18:13,099 --> 00:18:14,179
See if that'll work somewhere.
495
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:17,100
You just can't see it.
You can't quite see it.
496
00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:19,069
Yes, you can.
Yes. That-- that's great.
497
00:18:19,089 --> 00:18:21,169
Thank you very much.
It means a lot.
Here you go.
498
00:18:21,190 --> 00:18:23,190
Where will you
be putting that,
if I may ask?
499
00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:25,060
In my office.
500
00:18:25,079 --> 00:18:27,139
Do you know
what he means
by his office?
501
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,280
No...
502
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,040
The van.
503
00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:32,109
(laughter and applause)
504
00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:35,060
I thought she was
very sexy, if you ask me.
Oh, very!
505
00:18:35,079 --> 00:18:37,089
Delightful,
the two of you.
506
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:40,030
May I talk to you
two for a second?
507
00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:43,229
Hey, how's
the ol' noodle, sweetie?
508
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,170
Still giving
you the misery?
509
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:48,100
Well, uh, actually,
my doctor says
510
00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:50,019
that I'm feeling
so much better now.
511
00:18:50,039 --> 00:18:52,109
Oh, our prayers
have been answered.
512
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:53,200
Christ is king.
513
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:56,050
Yeah, in fact, um,
I'm feeling so good,
514
00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:58,259
that, uh, I'm ready
to come back to work.
515
00:18:58,279 --> 00:19:00,159
If you want to come back,
I'm fine with that.
516
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,060
It's just that you have
to just tell me the truth
517
00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:03,179
that you went away
to write a pilot
518
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,190
and now you're coming back
'cause it didn't get picked up,
519
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:07,010
and I'll be fine
with everything, really.
520
00:19:07,029 --> 00:19:09,269
Larry's uncomfortable
with you not being
honest with him.
521
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:15,290
I swear on my mother's life
that I was just sick.
522
00:19:16,009 --> 00:19:17,059
Mm?
523
00:19:17,079 --> 00:19:18,169
Works for me.
524
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,260
You okay with it?
That's okay by me.
525
00:19:20,279 --> 00:19:22,029
Good.
526
00:19:22,049 --> 00:19:24,219
So, why don't you get started
on tomorrow night's monologue?
527
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,050
Right on.
528
00:19:26,069 --> 00:19:28,049
Good.
And you gotta
get out a sketch
529
00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:29,219
for tomorrow
night's guest,
530
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,060
the sensational
Dave Chappelle.
531
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,210
Poor guy just had
the shit kicked out of him.
532
00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:39,180
Yeah, no, that was good.
You did good there.
533
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,210
It's better
for us anyway.
534
00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:42,000
Yeah.
Beverly: Artie?
535
00:19:42,019 --> 00:19:43,259
(chuckles)
What is that?
536
00:19:43,279 --> 00:19:47,039
Oh, it's just a little
something of appreciation
537
00:19:47,059 --> 00:19:48,099
for all you've
done for me.
538
00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:50,119
Oh, my goodness.
'Cause I love
you, buddy.
539
00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:51,150
A Chagall.
540
00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:54,050
Oh, you shouldn't have spent
this kind of money, Artie.
541
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,109
My gosh.
542
00:19:55,130 --> 00:19:58,200
Oh, please, from the guy
who gives out $10,000 pens?
543
00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:00,220
Who does that?
544
00:20:03,029 --> 00:20:04,239
You're the guy
who gave me this.
545
00:20:04,259 --> 00:20:05,279
What is that?
546
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,220
That's the pen you gave me,
oh generous one.
No.
547
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,180
No, it isn't.
Yeah.
548
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,050
No, no, no,
that's a PH-1000.
549
00:20:12,069 --> 00:20:13,179
That's the top of the line.
Right.
550
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,020
I gave you the,
uh, one that costs 500.
551
00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:19,099
$500, American?
Yeah.
552
00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:20,129
Yeah.
553
00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:22,020
Oh, I'm gonna,
um, be in my...
554
00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:23,169
Wait a minute.
Not yet.
555
00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:25,170
Okay.
I'm a little confused.
556
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,210
Uh...
557
00:20:27,279 --> 00:20:29,279
Larry, I lost the pen
you gave me.
558
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,999
And I went out and bought
this one to replace it
559
00:20:33,019 --> 00:20:34,269
because I just,
the gift you got me,
560
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,180
you went out and bought it
for me yourself.
561
00:20:41,019 --> 00:20:43,029
I'm touched that you
went to that trouble.
562
00:20:43,049 --> 00:20:47,089
But I'm sorry
you're out... $10,000?
563
00:20:47,109 --> 00:20:49,089
(chuckles)
564
00:20:49,109 --> 00:20:52,179
Oh, what the hell,
what's 10 thou'?
565
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,260
10 thou'.
566
00:20:53,279 --> 00:20:56,239
What a great story
this is gonna make
at the Friars Club!
567
00:20:56,259 --> 00:20:59,109
It is kind of.
(both laugh)
568
00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:00,160
But this, this is--
569
00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:02,230
this is so over the top, Artie,
570
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:04,090
this Chagall.
571
00:21:04,109 --> 00:21:06,009
Well, what's another
10 grand?
572
00:21:06,029 --> 00:21:08,229
This is the one that
you always looked at, isn't it?
573
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:12,060
N-- no.
574
00:21:12,079 --> 00:21:14,109
Didn't you say
the one on the left?
575
00:21:14,130 --> 00:21:15,270
His left.
576
00:21:15,289 --> 00:21:18,209
Well-- well, I--
I thought you meant
the one on the left
577
00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:20,070
when you walk
in the store.
578
00:21:20,089 --> 00:21:21,249
How much is this one?
579
00:21:21,269 --> 00:21:24,119
Uh, 19,000.
580
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,240
Eee...
581
00:21:25,259 --> 00:21:28,049
But you like the other one
much better, don't you?
582
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:32,270
No, I love this one.
583
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,290
(chuckles)
584
00:21:39,009 --> 00:21:40,149
What the fuck.
585
00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:42,270
It'll be
a $29,000 story!
586
00:21:45,029 --> 00:21:47,029
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