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Hank:
"Apple sauce."
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No, no, no, no, no,
I'm kidding.
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It says "applause."
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Do me a favor--
could you flick that once?
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(applause)
Hank: All right.
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Now remember, you're all
a big part of the show,
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so the better you are,
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the better Larry is.
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You see this gentleman?
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Yeah, he's giving me
the sign,
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and it says we're on
in 10 seconds,
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so get ready
to have a good time.
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Here we go.
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This is exciting,
isn't it?
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Man:
In five, four,
three, two...
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(theme music playing)
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Live on tape
from Hollywood,
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"The Larry Sanders Show,"
starring Larry Sanders!
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Tonight, join Neve Campbell,
MTV VJ Kennedy,
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and the musical group
the Wallflowers.
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And now, because Larry's home
catching up on his sex,
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Jon... Stewart!
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(applause)
Thank you!
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
Oh, God, thank--
please sit,
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sit down.
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(on TV)
I have some incredibly
exciting news for you.
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Have you heard
about this?
It's a new sex doll,
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it's called "the real doll."
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It's an incredibly lifelike
female sex doll,
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and, uh, they're brand new.
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Hank, actually,
you might wanna, uh,
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get good trade-in value
on your old doll,
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actually for these,
you know, you could
bring 'em through.
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But these new dolls,
if you haven't heard about it,
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they're incredibly
lifelike women,
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they're built for sex.
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They've got
synthetic hair,
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fake breasts,
and they cost
about $5,000.
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So, I was thinking,
"Hey, why not just
save the money
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and go out
with Tori Spelling?"
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(applause)
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(elevator bell dings)
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Would you tell me what were
Jon Stewart's ratings?
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Well, the guest host always
gets the better rating,
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because he's on
only once a month.
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No one has time
to get sick of him.
So what are you saying?
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They're sick
of the regular host?
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No, I'm saying I'm sick
of Jon Stewart.
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I don't wanna see him
as host anymore.
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That's what
I thought you meant,
that's all I was askin'.
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Uh, Larry, Larry,
thank God you are back.
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I just-- I have to tell you,
when I'm out there with you,
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I feel young,
I feel alive,
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but when I'm sitting
next to Jon Stewart,
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I just feel like
a wet burlap bag
full of monkey shit.
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Well, that came across.
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Excuse us, Hank,
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Larry has more
important matters
to address himself to.
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Why don't you let Larry
speak for himself?
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I've got more
important matters
to address myself to.
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Fine. See,
then I understand.
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I just needed
to hear that from Larry.
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Uh, Ken Mitchell
and Roger Bingham
are here from the network.
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Where are they?
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They're
in your office.
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What are they doing
in there?
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I'm sorry, they--
well, they're big fans.
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They're here to give you
their heartfelt support.
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Uh-huh,
and they're in there?
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Yeah,
sorry about it.
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We've got
a situation here.
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Okay, in certain key cities
you're losing to Keenen.
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Listen, the bottom line
is we've got to do
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a little fine tuning
to get the numbers up.
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Ken:
Our research department
has come up
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with some
really creative ideas.
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These are just
a few suggestions.
Larry: Mm-hm.
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Number one, we'd like
to see a more enthusiastic
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Leno-type opening,
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where you run through
the audience
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and shake everyone's hand.
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You know, that's how
you get the flu.
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You could wear
rubber gloves.
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That's true.
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And then I could uh,
check their prostates, too!
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Maybe we'll get more
of "ER"'s audience!
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Funny,
that's funny stuff.
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Umm, number two,
different hairstyle.
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What's wrong
with his hair?
It's beautiful.
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Well, Larry
has an indefinite part.
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Who's this?
Our research
has shown that--
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That's supermodel
Christy Turlington.
Our research--
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Larry:
Man, oh man, oh man,
look at that.
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Is she married?
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Uh, she's currently
dating Jason Patric.
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He's making her
get her degree
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and graduate at NYU.
Yeah. Yeah. Really?
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Listen, guys,
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Don Hewitt told me
that the hair revamp
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is what turned
Dan Rather around
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after
the sweater fiasco.
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Who's this?
Scoozie Baskin.
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(exhales appreciatively)
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Suzie.
Suzie or Scoozie?
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Scoozie.
Single?
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Did you
get the license plates
I wanted?
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Oh... yeah, I did.
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The "hey now" plates
are taken, I'm sorry.
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Oh, crap.
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However, they tell me
that these options
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are still available...
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"hey not," "hey stack,"
"hey mama," "hair now."
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Why are you
fucking with me like this?
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"Hey now"
is my catch phrase,
I own it,
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I-I-- I made it up,
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and-- who does this
schmuck think he is?
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Call my lawyer.
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Look, this fellow's probably
a really big fan, right?
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So?
So...
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All right-- all right,
you're right, I'll bring him--
bring him down to the set,
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and I'll-- I'll schmooze him,
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and you know, he'll of course
be so starstruck, I'll--
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He'll probably
just give you the plates.
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Right. Excellent.
Okay.
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Number five,
our research shows
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the 18 to 34s
want a snappier
theme song.
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How many
of that demographic
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actually used
the word "snappy"?
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47 percent.
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Kenny, play him
the tape.
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Yeah.
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Uh, we uh, took the liberty
of having the guy
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who did the
"Singled Out" theme
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spec out a few
tracks for us.
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Who's this?
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That's the great
Winona Ryder.
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She's
on tonight's show.
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Great booking.
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And like the limited
McRib sandwich,
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scrumptious,
hot, and hard to get.
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I'll say, anyone on
from Arby's tonight?
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No, but we've got
the very popular band
Smash Mouth
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and per Roger's request,
Mr. Jon Stewart.
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Roger:
Yeah, well, we thought
it'd be a good idea,
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you know,
show a little team spirit,
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play the funky one
first, Kenny.
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(funky music playing)
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He just walked out on us.
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No, he didn't.
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Listen, Artie,
we think the changes can work.
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But, you know,
the hard truth is,
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Jon Stewart's numbers
are the same
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if not better
than Larry's.
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And he's a hell
of a lot cheaper.
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Does Larry have any idea
how serious this is?
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Gentlemen,
I can assure you
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he thinks
of nothing else.
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Beverly, would you
do me a favor
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and get Winona Ryder's
movies for me to look at
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before the interview?
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Larry, she's never done
a nude scene.
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(laughs)
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So this woman
right here,
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can we book her
on the show?
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I think
that would be great.
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Okay, uh, um,
that's a Visine ad.
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Yeah, yeah, I think
that will be a funny story,
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I can ask her
how she got that thing
in her eye.
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Maybe it's, uh--
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and she can wear
whatever she wants,
we're just--
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We gotta throw these guys
a bone here, you know.
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Well, fine,
throw 'em a bone.
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But you know,
fake throw it,
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and then see
if their heads move.
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What time is Smash Mouth
getting here?
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3:30.
3:30, good.
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I'm a big fan
of Smash Mouth, you know.
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What's
your favorite song?
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They're all--
they're all good.
Excuse me.
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Really? Yeah.
(chuckles)
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Does Smash Mouth
have a female lead singer?
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No, but Winona Ryder
will be there.
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Well, you know I saw my buddy
Dick Cavett go through this,
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when his ratings
started to slip,
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he compensated
by screwing everything
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in the tri-state area.
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With me, it's food.
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Yeah. Gleason had that.
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I'm Little Bo-Hank,
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and I've lost my sheep
in a-- in a-- in a poker game?
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Yeah.
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What's funny
about that?
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You in a dress.
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Oh. oh, right,
right, I get it.
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I was just paying
too much attention to the words.
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Excuse me, sorry, uh...
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the fella with the "hey now"
license plates is here.
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Oh, great,
where is he?
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Uh, he's right there.
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Is he retarded?
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No, he works
in a shoe store.
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He looks
just like you.
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You sure
he's not retarded?
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Uh, could you crawl under
here and blow me?
(mock laughs)
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I don't
do fat chicks.
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Paul Fisher,
Hank Kingsley.
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How do you do?
Hey now.
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(Brian chuckles)
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I am
such a huge fan.
Well, thanks.
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That's why--
that's why we invited you
down here today.
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Uh, Mr. Fisher, would you like
to sit in Hank's chair?
Come on.
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Are you
kiddin' me?
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Come on,
get over here.
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Live, on tape
from Hollywood, it's me.
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Ooh. Oh, my God.
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This is like
a wet dream
come true.
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Well, that's-- that's
why we have the tarp.
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(laughing)
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Get a picture.
Oh, okay.
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Oh, sure.
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You know, you look
just like a guest
on the show.
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♪ And their kids
were hippie chicks ♪
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♪ All hypocrites ♪
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♪ Because fashion is smashin'
the true meaning of it ♪
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♪ So don't delay,
act now ♪
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♪ Supplies
are running out ♪
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♪ Allow, if you're
still alive ♪
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♪ Six to eight
years to arrive ♪
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♪ And if you follow,
there may ♪
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♪ Be a tomorrow,
but if the offer's shunned ♪
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♪ You might as well
be walkin' on the sun ♪
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♪ It ain't no joke ♪
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♪ When a mama's handkerchief
is soaked ♪
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♪ With her tears ♪
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♪ Because her baby's life
has been revoked ♪
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♪ The bond is broke up,
so choke up ♪
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♪ And focus
on the close-up ♪
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♪ Mr. Wizard can't perform
no godlike hocus pocus ♪
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♪ So don't sit back,
kick back ♪
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♪ And watch the world
get bushwhacked ♪
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♪ News at 10:00,
your neighborhood ♪
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♪ Is under attack ♪
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♪ Put away the crack
before the crack ♪
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♪ Puts you away ♪
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♪ You need to be there ♪
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♪ When your baby's
old enough to relate ♪
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Hi.
Hi.
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Hi, nice
to meet you.
Hi, I'm Larry.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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Gee, thanks
for doing the show.
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I'm a great big fan.
Thanks.
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♪ If you follow,
there may be a tomorrow ♪
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This is my
favorite song.
Aren't they great?
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Oh, yeah, they're gr--
what's it called?
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What's it-- uh...
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this song?
Yeah.
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♪ Might as well
be walkin' on the sun ♪
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It's called, uh--
this is track three.
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(both laugh)
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♪ Might as well
be walkin' on the sun ♪
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(applause)
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I just-- I'm so happy
to have you on the show.
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Oh, thanks.
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I'm just--
I'm really nervous.
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Great, me too.
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I'm not funny
or interesting,
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so I hope
that's not gonna be
a problem.
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Well, that hasn't...
stopped Hank.
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(both laugh)
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Would you
like a mint?
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Oh...
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Thank you.
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So, uh...
it'll just kind of be--
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it'll just kind
of be like this,
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we'll just talk and--
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Yeah, except
there's gonna be
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millions
of people watching.
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Yeah, well, I'll tell them
to turn their sets off
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before you come on.
(laughs) Okay.
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A lot of them do that
on their own, anyway.
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Artie:
Larry and I have really
gone over the notes,
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and I don't even think
that you'll find paramedics
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that would have responded
quicker than we have.
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Voila.
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What?
Come on.
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No coffee table?
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The enhanced greenery.
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That wasn't even
one of our notes.
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Well, we're way
ahead of you, then.
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Roger: Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh, what?
294
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Did you talk to Larry
about the entrance?
295
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Absolutely,
we're working on it.
296
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These guys
from the network--
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this is what
they're like.
298
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They-- they want me
to redo the whole show
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and change the theme.
You're kidding.
300
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I mean,
it's your show.
301
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Right.
I mean, I've never done
a talk show in my life,
302
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and I'm doing this one
because I love the show
so much.
303
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What are you doing
after the show?
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Mmm... I don't know.
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Artie:
I want you to look
at this new light grid.
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What do you think?
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We're real proud of it.
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Hey! Hey, Jon.
Jon:
Oh, hey, Kenny.
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Hey, did I miss
the band?
Hey, Jon.
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How's
the Marmont?
Jon: Oh, hey, Roger.
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Uh, it's good,
I think last night
one of the actors
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from "Melrose Place"
threw up on my door.
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(laughter)
Ken: Oh, you're so
fucking quick. I love it!
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Well, you look--
you look great.
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You think so?
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Would you like
to have that?
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Are you
shittin' me?
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Well, you--
you like it,
don't you?
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Like it? Hank--
Hank, I love this!
You look terrific in it.
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Of course, uh...
it's very valuable.
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You might, uh...
have to trade
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something
of equal value for it.
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I don't know, uhhhhhh...
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something
that would go
on my car.
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What, my plates?
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Oh, Hank, Hank.
327
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My-my-- my plates
mean way too much to me.
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Hank,
I'm the "hey now" guy.
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That's funny, I...
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thought I was
the "hey now" guy.
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(laughs)
Not in Valencia,
my friend.
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Now, you cut the shit.
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What is it gonna take?
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Another picture.
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Fine, deal.
Ball game.
336
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A picture... of me...
with Larry.
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With his arm
around me.
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Smiling.
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Will you listen to me?
You don't have to run.
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Hey, what if you
just walk through
the audience?
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You walk.
342
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It doesn't have to look
like a fucking telethon.
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You walk through
with dignity.
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She-- she's a Scorpio,
I'm a Sagittarian.
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Do you realize
we sit right next
to each other
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on the zodiac chart?
That's a hot combo.
347
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Yeah, that's
all I'm saying.
348
00:13:03,289 --> 00:13:05,009
Uh, Larry,
you remember the time
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that the network wanted us
to have Jan Michael Vincent
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on to promote
that TV movie
with the robots?
351
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Yeah.
You told me no,
I told them no,
352
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and the network
ate it.
353
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Right, I remember that.
354
00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:16,090
Well, this ain't that.
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00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:22,080
Oh shit.
That's Jon Stewart.
356
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It's like
a shooting gallery.
357
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Well,
I'll just run home
and bring back
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my 7-mil
Remington Mag.
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Please,
before he walks by again.
Okay.
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I don't wanna see him
before the show.
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You got it.
362
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Larry... could you
do me a huge favor?
(sighs)
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I can't right now.
I just want you to meet
a friend of mine.
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It'd be
very important to me.
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I can't.
He has colon cancer.
366
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I've got...
He's dying.
367
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What makes you think
he's avoiding you?
368
00:13:52,129 --> 00:13:53,289
Well, earlier
when I crossed by
in the hallway,
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he didn't say,
"Hey, Jon."
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And then I figured,
"Well, maybe it wasn't him,"
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so that's why I--
I crossed back again,
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and I... peeked out
of the corner of my eye
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and I saw, well, it--
it definitely was him,
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but he, he still
didn't say, you know...
"H-hey, Jon."
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You're
all fucking crazy.
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00:14:09,039 --> 00:14:10,109
So-- so,
he's not avoiding me?
377
00:14:10,129 --> 00:14:11,999
He fuckin' loves you,
we all do.
378
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,209
So why don't you sit
in here and relax
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until showtime.
380
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You got
your sliced pineapple,
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you got
tiger shrimp,
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and your favorite,
a pack of Camel Lights.
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Hank: That's good,
that's good.
Okay? Take it.
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Take it.
Smile.
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(camera clicks)
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00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,029
So you got
the plates, eh?
387
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Yes.
388
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And not a moment
too soon.
389
00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:36,010
That guy was driving
me fucking crazy,
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every five seconds
it's, "Hey now, hey now,
hey now, hey now."
391
00:14:40,019 --> 00:14:42,229
It was just--
it was really--
it was just ugly to watch.
392
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,060
Oh God, I know what
you mean.
393
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,090
I hate it
when Phil imitates me.
394
00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:47,110
Excuse me?
395
00:14:48,169 --> 00:14:50,259
Nothing.
I just mean
that I understand.
396
00:14:51,269 --> 00:14:54,049
Whoa, whoa,
just-- just back up.
397
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"Imitate" is
the wrong word.
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00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,250
It's-- it's not really
an impersonation.
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It is a--
It's a-- well, um...
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It is a--
Well, he, uh--
401
00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:03,179
he...
He--
402
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,260
what? Say it.
403
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,079
...captures you.
404
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,000
He captures me?
405
00:15:08,019 --> 00:15:09,249
Yeah. Captures you.
406
00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:15,060
Now, y-- you listen,
you little fruit basket,
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00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,240
I am nothing like
that-- that sick fuck.
408
00:15:18,259 --> 00:15:22,149
He is a... pathetic,
annoying nobody,
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00:15:22,169 --> 00:15:25,239
and I am--
I am Hank fucking Kingsley.
410
00:15:27,269 --> 00:15:29,079
That's
what I was saying.
411
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,140
Please leave.
412
00:15:31,269 --> 00:15:34,119
I'm sorry,
did I forget
to say "now"?
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There you go.
414
00:15:46,259 --> 00:15:48,029
Oh, hi!
Hi.
415
00:15:50,059 --> 00:15:53,119
Hi, I'm sorry, I thought
the door was-- was open.
Oh, hi. No, come on in.
416
00:15:53,139 --> 00:15:56,009
No, no, I just came
to tell you that, uh...
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00:15:56,029 --> 00:15:57,079
it's a very
hot crowd
tonight.
418
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,040
Winona: Great.
And, uh, you're gonna
have a great time.
419
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:02,159
Okay?
Okay. Thanks.
420
00:16:02,179 --> 00:16:04,199
Seriously, I just, um--
Winona: Great.
421
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,130
Have fun.
Thanks.
422
00:16:08,149 --> 00:16:10,039
Anything, uh--
everything under control
423
00:16:10,059 --> 00:16:11,139
you want
to talk about
and so forth?
424
00:16:11,159 --> 00:16:12,229
Uh, yeah,
everything is fine,
425
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:15,020
except I don't wanna
talk about the "Aliens"
underwater stuff,
426
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:16,239
'cause I'm so sick
of talking about that.
Okay, good.
427
00:16:16,259 --> 00:16:18,009
Don't need to,
don't need to.
428
00:16:18,029 --> 00:16:19,039
I'll see you
out there.
429
00:16:19,059 --> 00:16:21,039
Okay.
430
00:16:21,059 --> 00:16:23,179
We'll... see you then.
Thanks.
Winona: See you.
431
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:31,029
You know, Hank, the network
has just gone sweet
on Jon Stewart,
432
00:16:31,049 --> 00:16:33,159
so don't make things worse
by helping him out there.
433
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,249
Is Stewart
taking over the show?
434
00:16:35,269 --> 00:16:37,089
Oh, Christ!
435
00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:38,290
You didn't hear
anything. Understand?
436
00:16:39,009 --> 00:16:40,059
What do you mean?
I heard everything!
437
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,180
Artie,
are we in trouble?
438
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,090
Oh, fuck me.
You're worse than Hank.
439
00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:47,020
Hey. Stay here.
440
00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,130
He's gonna...
Relax.
441
00:16:49,149 --> 00:16:51,029
...step all over
my punchlines now.
442
00:16:51,049 --> 00:16:52,269
I'm gonna go out there,
and he's gonna fuck me.
443
00:16:53,269 --> 00:16:55,259
(sighs)
It's so obvious.
444
00:16:57,009 --> 00:16:58,189
Whatever.
445
00:16:58,210 --> 00:17:00,190
Hank:
Well, Larry will be out
in a minute, and I'll be back...
446
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:02,050
Hey now.
...after I bleed the weasel.
447
00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:05,080
And by weasel,
I don't mean, uh, my agent.
448
00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:08,049
(audience laughs)
449
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:11,069
Hank. Hank, listen,
I'd rather give you
my mother's arm,
450
00:17:11,089 --> 00:17:13,109
but a deal's a deal.
Here you go.
451
00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:15,190
That's very generous
of you, but, uh, thanks,
452
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:18,060
I don't, uh--
I don't really need those.
453
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,069
You're kidding.
454
00:17:19,089 --> 00:17:20,289
But I can keep
the suit, right?
455
00:17:21,009 --> 00:17:22,019
Yes.
456
00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:23,189
Paul, you can keep
the suit,
457
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,180
and you can keep
the license plates,
458
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,260
and you-- you can go around
and you can say "hey now"
459
00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:30,069
'til your-- your dick
falls off,
460
00:17:30,089 --> 00:17:32,019
but you know what, Paul?
461
00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:35,099
That does not
make you... me.
462
00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:38,049
Because I am--
I'm-I'm-- I'm deep.
463
00:17:38,069 --> 00:17:41,089
I'm-I'm-- I'm complicated.
464
00:17:41,109 --> 00:17:44,069
And I-- I cannot be defined
by what you see
465
00:17:44,089 --> 00:17:45,289
on your television.
466
00:17:46,009 --> 00:17:48,229
But don't you even
want 'em as a memento?
467
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,240
No!
I mean
with the show ending.
468
00:17:50,259 --> 00:17:52,029
(exasperated sigh)
469
00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:55,240
What?
You haven't heard?
470
00:17:56,279 --> 00:17:58,249
Jon Stewart
is taking over
for Larry.
471
00:18:01,099 --> 00:18:03,249
Where'd you
hear that?
Artie.
472
00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:09,000
(whispers)
What exactly
did Artie say to you?
473
00:18:10,009 --> 00:18:13,199
He said the network
had gone sweet
on Stewart
474
00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:15,220
and, basically,
Larry was on his way out.
475
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,270
My next guest is, uh...
a very funny comedian.
476
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,180
You've probably
seen him many times
477
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,080
right here
on this show,
478
00:18:25,099 --> 00:18:26,289
where he's guest hosted
many times.
479
00:18:27,009 --> 00:18:30,039
Please give a warm welcome
to Jon Stewart!
Jon Stewart!
480
00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:32,259
(cheers, applause)
481
00:18:40,069 --> 00:18:42,049
Nice to see you.
Good to see you.
482
00:18:42,069 --> 00:18:44,159
Nice to see you.
They love you, Jon.
483
00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:45,250
Thank you very much.
(cheers, applause)
484
00:18:45,269 --> 00:18:49,019
Thank you.
That's very nice.
485
00:18:49,039 --> 00:18:50,279
They love you.
Thank you
for having me again,
486
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,090
and last week, I--
honestly, I hope
487
00:18:52,109 --> 00:18:53,199
I didn't too much
damage to your office,
488
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:56,060
'cause I-- I do need
that security deposit back.
489
00:18:56,079 --> 00:18:58,009
But I'm very happy
to be here,
490
00:18:58,029 --> 00:18:59,049
and thank you
for having me on.
491
00:18:59,069 --> 00:19:00,999
It's always
a pleasure.
I took the red eye.
492
00:19:01,019 --> 00:19:02,259
You took the red eye.
I actually came out
on the red eye,
493
00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:04,149
And flying is the easiest--
'cause I did it once.
494
00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:07,270
We did a walk-a-thon
to raise money for Lupus,
495
00:19:07,289 --> 00:19:11,059
but it took so long.
Not lupus the disease,
the kid from "Bad News Bears."
496
00:19:11,079 --> 00:19:12,269
(laughter)
497
00:19:12,289 --> 00:19:14,259
Listen,
have you been following...
Yes?
498
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,289
...this Bill Clinton thing?
499
00:19:17,009 --> 00:19:18,019
I-I-- I don't follow it.
500
00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:19,119
All I heard was
that the woman involved,
501
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:21,010
Monica Lewinsky,
apparently says...
Mm-hmm.
502
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:25,019
...she did perform oral sex
but-- but didn't inhale.
Oh.
503
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:27,079
Don't you think
it would've been a great
504
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,189
State of the Union opening,
505
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:31,010
had he just walked out
and said, "Hello, ladies!"
506
00:19:31,029 --> 00:19:32,269
Jon: Yeah, right!
Wouldn't that
have been good?
507
00:19:32,289 --> 00:19:34,119
What I thought
was interesting in the State--
508
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,040
Larry:
My concern is what happens
when the sex stops.
509
00:19:36,059 --> 00:19:37,109
I mean, I wouldn't wanna--
I mean,
510
00:19:37,130 --> 00:19:40,050
can I be honest
with you? I literally--
I've gone four years
511
00:19:40,069 --> 00:19:42,069
without having
any oral sex...
Right, right.
512
00:19:42,089 --> 00:19:44,159
...and if I was
near a nuclear button,
I'd have pushed it.
513
00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:45,250
Really?
Larry:
Oh, yeah.
514
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:48,229
You know, I belong
to a group called
"Sex Without Partners."
515
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:51,160
Oh, really, how's that--
how's that going?
516
00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,200
Larry:
Not bad,
I'm the treasurer.
517
00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:54,150
I actually
have a cat who, uh--
518
00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:56,000
I have a cat.
Do you know that
it takes cats--
519
00:19:56,019 --> 00:19:57,229
I just had my cat neutered.
Can I tell you something?
520
00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,290
It only takes cats
about 30 seconds to have sex.
521
00:20:00,009 --> 00:20:01,029
Did you know that?
522
00:20:01,049 --> 00:20:02,069
But hours
to catch one!
523
00:20:02,089 --> 00:20:03,159
You're kidding!
Have you noticed that?
524
00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:05,240
No. Have you ever seen
a hairless cat?
No.
525
00:20:05,259 --> 00:20:07,149
You know that they have
hairless cats?
No, do they--
526
00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:09,090
I saw it on a--
there was a video
of a cat show
527
00:20:09,109 --> 00:20:10,219
on TV
the other night,
Right, right.
528
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,050
There was a hairless cat.
529
00:20:12,069 --> 00:20:14,089
And this woman said
"Well, they're having trouble
breeding them."
530
00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:16,009
No kidding.
531
00:20:16,029 --> 00:20:17,999
Who wants to have sex
with a hairless cat?
532
00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:22,019
Why don't we take a break,
and we'll come, uh, right back.
533
00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:24,069
No flipping!
(jazz music playing)
534
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:27,079
(applause)
535
00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:30,220
You were great.
536
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,170
Oh, hey, thanks.
537
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:35,280
Um, do you wanna go out
and get a bite to eat later?
538
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,290
You know, maybe go
on a pussy hunt?
539
00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:47,210
The show
is in trouble,
540
00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:49,010
are you--
are you aware
of that?
541
00:20:49,029 --> 00:20:50,059
Yes, I am.
542
00:20:50,079 --> 00:20:52,059
Well, were you planning
on saying anything
about it?
543
00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:53,179
I believe I did, sir.
544
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,100
I don't recall.
545
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:56,169
Well, I'm sorry, sir,
546
00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:58,130
I thought beating you
over the head
547
00:20:58,150 --> 00:20:59,210
with this would
be sufficient.
548
00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:01,230
What is this?
I don't recall
seeing this.
549
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,060
Again, I apologize.
550
00:21:07,069 --> 00:21:08,209
What are we gonna do?
551
00:21:11,009 --> 00:21:12,239
I've done everything
I can do.
552
00:21:13,289 --> 00:21:15,209
Mm-hm.
553
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:18,130
Larry... through all the years
we've been together,
554
00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:20,100
I've always tried
to protect you
from the bullshit,
555
00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:21,119
but I can't anymore.
556
00:21:22,170 --> 00:21:24,290
You're gonna
have to decide this
for yourself, sonny boy.
557
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:28,280
What you wanna do?
558
00:21:30,279 --> 00:21:31,999
Right.
559
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:35,140
I wanna
start the show again.
560
00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:37,150
Good.
561
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:42,209
(theme music playing)
562
00:21:45,210 --> 00:21:47,240
Hank:
Live, on tape
from Hollywood,
563
00:21:47,259 --> 00:21:51,159
"The Larry Sanders Show,"
starring Larry Sanders.
564
00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:53,130
Tonight, join Larry
and his guests
565
00:21:53,150 --> 00:21:55,150
Winona Ryder,
Jon Stewart,
566
00:21:55,170 --> 00:21:56,200
Smash Mouth,
567
00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:59,150
and me,
"hey now," Hank Kingsley.
568
00:21:59,170 --> 00:22:01,280
And now,
because the charges
were dropped,
569
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,260
Larry... Sanders!
570
00:22:06,279 --> 00:22:09,179
(applause)
571
00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:22,160
(theme music playing)
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