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(indistinct chattering)
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Good morning, Brian!
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Good morning.
I've been waiting for you.
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I have had--
and I'm not kidding--
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the most perfect morning
of my life.
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The breeze
coming through the window,
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and the birds are singing,
the sun is shining,
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and I just took the most
incredible dump.
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I mean, I haven't had one
like that since, I believe,
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Reagan was in the White House.
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Hank?
Yeah?
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I just got a call,
about five minutes ago.
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It's about your agent.
Oh, good!
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Sidney decided to drag
his 90-year-old ass
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to the phone and call me.
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He's in Cedars-Sinai
intensive care.
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He just had
a major heart attack.
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What?
Yeah.
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Uh, they don't...
(clearing throat)
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They don't know if he's gonna
make it through the day.
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Oh my God.
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Sidney. I knew it.
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I knew something like this
was going to happen.
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You see, it's true
what they say--
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bad things coming in threes.
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First, my divorce.
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Then the pool filter
catching on fire.
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And now this?
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I gotta go.
I gotta be with him.
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This is your one hour a week
to just relax
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and forget about the show.
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You know, I love that--
that magician that you have on,
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with the pointy beard.
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And Courtney Cox?
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I mean, she always seems to
flirt with you on the show.
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I think she likes you.
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I saw the show last night,
with, uh, Bonnie Hunt.
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What's she like?
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Didn't seem like, uh,
she and Carl Reiner got along.
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Wow!
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That's incredible,
the way the tension just
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shoots up out of nowhere.
Yeah.
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Morning, Paula.
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Hello?
Good morning.
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Hmm?
I said good morning.
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Okay, God!
Don't be a prick about it.
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Oh, look.
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Bitch Expo '95's in town.
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Would you pick me up
a T-shirt, okay?
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Okay.
Okay.
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Phil:
Morning, sunshine.
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Do you know if we have
Jimmy Smits yet?
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Phil, I just walked in the door
two seconds ago.
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Would you get off my ass?
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Look, I had to write
an "NYPD Blue" sketch,
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which was painful enough,
I'd like to at least know
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if Jimmy Smits is going to be
in the thing.
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Is your grandmother alive?
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What?
Is she alive?
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Yes.
Well, fuck her.
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I'll get to Jimmy Smits
when I get to it.
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Good morning!
(sighing)
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Listen. Bought
an extra coffee for you.
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Mm!
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(coffee splashing)
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Are you crazy, girl?
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You just poured out
a grande latte
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with a shot of chocolate in it.
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What is wrong with you?
Nothing.
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Listen. I don't know
what your problem's been
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for the last couple of days,
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but now is the time to, uh,
suck it up and get over it.
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Okay?
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(whispering)
I have a lump
in my breast.
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Oh my God.
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Oh...!
No, no, no, no.
Di-di-di-di--
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Don't hug,
because then it feels serious
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and cancerous.
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And please stop staring
at my tits.
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(stammering)
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When did you find it?
A week ago.
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I'm waiting for
biopsy results today.
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Oh, girl,
you must be going crazy.
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Yeah, I am, but it's not just
the fact that I might die.
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My doctor said I can't have
coffee any more.
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She said it could be
a caffeine-fibroid tumor.
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It's turning me into
a colossal bitch.
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Could you please stop waving
your coffee in my face.
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You know that I can't have any.
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Shit...
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Larry?
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Yeah.
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Hi, um...
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Listen. Sorry to bother you
during quiet time,
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but, uh, you said you wanted
the monologue jokes
when I had them.
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Yeah, why don't you just
put 'em under here, Phil,
so I can see 'em?
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Okay.
I'll look through this hole.
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Okay.
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(grunting)
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Is that close enough?
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Is that your thumb?
What is that?
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Sorry.
There you go, thank you.
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Better?
(Larry laughing)
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(Phil laughing)
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(Larry moaning)
Newt Gingrich
and the Internet?
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No, what she's doing to my back.
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That is great.
Right in that area.
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Thank you.
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Phil?
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You know, um--
Hey, I'm gonna go.
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Yeah?
And I'll just come back when
you're not so oily and stuff.
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Okay?
Well, it's your loss.
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I'm just getting ready
to turn over
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and sometimes
the towel flips up.
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(laughing)
I've already seen that.
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Oh, man...
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What a pain in the ass.
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(knocking)
Hello?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll come back later.
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No, come on in.
I know that voice.
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Hey, Larry.
Hey, Dad.
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Asshole.
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Hey-- Oh, did my towel slip?
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I just wanted to stop by
and tell you
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I'm looking forward to doing
the show tonight, okay?
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Hey, me, too.
Me, too.
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Have a good one.
Thanks.
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Hey, Larry?
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Yes?
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When, uh, when my masseuse
does my back,
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she does this really
great thing with her elbow.
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Have you tried-- Can I?
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Do you mind?
Please.
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I'm a huge fan.
Oh, Jesus.
I don't like it too, too...
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Oh!
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What are you--
Yeah?
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(coughing)
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Were you in Vietnam?
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Where's Beverly?
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Uh, I think she and Paula
went for a walk.
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What the hell do you mean,
a walk?
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Larry's in the middle
of his massage!
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Has she gone bonkers?
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His office door is left
completely vulnerable.
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I think Brett Butler's in there.
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Oh, damn.
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The day can turn to shit
so quickly.
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(door closing)
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Mind if I cut in?
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Hey, Arthur.
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Good to see you.
Likewise, kiddo.
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You know, when people ask me:
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"Who put the best sitcom
on the tube last year?"
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You know what I tell them?
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What?
The Butler did it.
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How do you come up
with that stuff?
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Oh, my gifts are many
and best not discussed.
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God, I hate this rug, Artie.
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Well, Larry's in the middle
of an important rubdown.
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I think we'd better get on
our skidoos and skedaddle!
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Okay, well, can I just peek
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under the towel
one more time, real quick?
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Oh, Bretty,
you'll dream tonight!
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See ya, Larry!
See you in a minute, pal.
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Okay. Bye-bye.
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So, how are you handling
all the horseshit
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that fame has brought you?
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Pretty good, just buy bigger
shovels and cry sometimes.
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(laughing)
Oh, fuck 'em.
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Here's what Brando told me
about the tabloids:
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"Just tell yourself
that everything
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"they write about you is true,
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that way it
won't bother you."
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That's good advice.
Thanks, Arthur.
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And after you settle down
I'll have Paula there,
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she'll come down and give you
a lovely pre-interview.
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Okay, um, can we go some place
and talk for a minute first?
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Oh, leave us repair
to me office.
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(phone ringing)
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Hey.
Hey.
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How-- how's Sid?
Well, I don't know.
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They're not letting
anybody in except family.
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I mean, it's not fair,
you know.
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I should be with him now.
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I-- I mean so much
to him.
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Well, it's probably not
the right time,
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but there's two agents
from ICM waiting to see you
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on the talk show set.
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(sighing)
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God!
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This sick fucking business.
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A man is lying on his deathbed
not five miles from here,
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and these bloodsuckers,
these leeches--
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A little respect for
the soon-to-be-dead, please?
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Well, this is crazy.
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If I tell you,
you're just gonna laugh.
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Ha! I like to laugh.
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You're gonna laugh.
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Hey, go ahead, shoot!
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Okay, it's about Paula.
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Our Paula?
Yeah, Paula and me.
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About ten years ago,
when I was touring colleges,
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I met Paula at the college
where she was going,
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and we hit it off, and started
hanging out together.
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And I wondered if
she said anything about me,
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'cause we kinda had a thing.
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Oh, you had a fight.
No.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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When I have a thing,
it's always a fight.
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No, it was sort of--
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Well, this is where
you're gonna laugh.
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I guess you'd call it
a lesbian thing.
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Ha ha.
I thought
you'd laugh more.
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I did too.
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You're uncomfortable.
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Hey.
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I've always loved women
with a touch of Sappho.
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We have KD Lang
on the show all the time.
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Although the last time,
Hank kept calling her "sir."
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That asshole.
(chuckling)
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Just because you've done it once
doesn't make you a dyke.
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You're right.
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It was a long time ago,
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and we were
just experimenting, right?
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She's probably okay with it.
So am I.
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(smooching)
Thank you, Arthur,
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Do me a favor: Just forget
I ever brought it up.
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Oh, you can bet.
I'll jump right on that.
Okay.
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I mean no disrespect to Sid,
but frankly,
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he hasn't done
jack shit for your career.
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What Nathan's
trying to say is that
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Sid was merely
scratching the surface
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when it comes
to what Hank Kingsley
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could be doing
in this business.
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I tell ya,
years ago I made a vow
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that I would never leave Sid.
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But, uh,
now he's leaving me,
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so I guess I have
no choice.
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I love Sid.
Sid was a mensch.
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No question about it.
No question.
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If I had to say anything
at all bad about Sid,
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it would just be that
he was from, you know,
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the old school.
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I hate to tell you,
Sid was not from the old school.
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He was from the school they tore
down to build the old school.
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(laughing)
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You know, we'd love
to take you out for a meal.
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Are you free for dinner tonight?
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Tonight? No.
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Gosh, I'm going to Spagos
tonight with that, uh,
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partner from CAA.
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Ah.
Ah.
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Hank?
Yeah?
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Sorry to interrupt, uh,
255
00:09:18,009 --> 00:09:21,189
Jim Berkis from UTA
is on the phone.
256
00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:24,130
God, how did people
find out so quickly?
257
00:09:24,149 --> 00:09:25,139
I'll tell you what:
258
00:09:25,159 --> 00:09:27,059
I'll have my girl
call, uh, Brian,
259
00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,030
and we'll set up
a meal, okay?
260
00:09:29,049 --> 00:09:30,039
Little meal.
Yeah.
261
00:09:30,059 --> 00:09:31,109
Sure, I'm sorry, guys.
262
00:09:31,129 --> 00:09:32,129
Yeah, real pleasure.
263
00:09:32,149 --> 00:09:33,139
All right.
You, too.
264
00:09:33,159 --> 00:09:34,149
We'll talk again.
265
00:09:34,169 --> 00:09:35,249
All right.
Stay in touch.
266
00:09:38,019 --> 00:09:39,159
Hello, Jim?
267
00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:42,049
Hi. Hank Kingsley.
268
00:09:42,070 --> 00:09:46,070
Thank you for returning
my call so promptly.
269
00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:47,270
Yeah, listen.
270
00:09:47,289 --> 00:09:51,169
Uh, I don't know
if you've heard, Jim,
271
00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:54,110
but my, uh, agent--
Yes, that's right.
272
00:09:54,129 --> 00:09:55,189
Sid.
273
00:09:58,029 --> 00:09:59,069
He's dead.
274
00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:02,040
Or-- or, near dead.
275
00:10:04,129 --> 00:10:05,139
Hi.
Paula?
276
00:10:05,159 --> 00:10:06,149
How are you?
How you doing?
277
00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:07,159
It's good to...
278
00:10:07,179 --> 00:10:08,199
Good to see you.
...see you.
279
00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:11,050
Hey.
So, you know the drill.
280
00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:12,110
You've been
through this before.
281
00:10:12,129 --> 00:10:13,159
Pre-interview thing.
Sure do.
282
00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:14,169
You wanna sit down?
283
00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:16,150
No, thank you.
I'd rather stand.
284
00:10:16,169 --> 00:10:18,269
Um, I think it's best to kick
it off by talking about
285
00:10:18,289 --> 00:10:21,029
what's gonna happen in an
upcoming season of your show.
286
00:10:21,049 --> 00:10:22,109
Sure.
Yeah.
287
00:10:22,129 --> 00:10:24,199
And what's gonna...
Oh, you got a book.
288
00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:26,070
Uh-huh, I just--
I just finished my book.
289
00:10:26,090 --> 00:10:27,100
I'm really proud of it.
290
00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,220
It's, um, you know,
it's about my life
291
00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:31,080
and past experiences,
things I can...
292
00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:33,280
Yeah.
...look back on now
and laugh.
293
00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,229
It's very honest.
I hope it's funny.
294
00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:37,040
Well, the picture
on the cover is.
295
00:10:37,059 --> 00:10:38,159
You know, I'm wearing
a tool belt.
296
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,279
Just trying to get
some of that Tim Allen,
297
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,020
"Home Improvement" crowd.
298
00:10:41,039 --> 00:10:42,219
Spin-off.
That's funny.
299
00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,010
Um, then I think next
would be best to talk about
300
00:10:45,029 --> 00:10:46,109
what you did over your hiatus.
301
00:10:46,129 --> 00:10:48,179
I know you mentioned you had
some funny things that happened.
302
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,030
Funny...
303
00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:52,069
Uh, so we got upcoming season,
book, hiatus,
304
00:10:52,090 --> 00:10:53,280
and you're good
on your feet, right?
305
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,030
You got it covered?
Y-yeah.
306
00:10:55,049 --> 00:10:56,089
We're good to go here.
Okay.
307
00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:57,290
Thanks!
Thank you.
308
00:10:59,269 --> 00:11:01,069
Cold little bitch...
309
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,009
Are you relaxed?
310
00:11:05,029 --> 00:11:06,089
Everything but my back.
311
00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:09,250
(laughing)
312
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:12,039
You are so hilarious!
313
00:11:12,059 --> 00:11:13,189
Oh...
314
00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:15,090
Have a nice day, Larry.
Yes, you too!
315
00:11:15,110 --> 00:11:17,160
And good luck
with your writing career.
316
00:11:17,179 --> 00:11:18,259
Excuse me.
317
00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:20,139
How was your massage?
Where were you?
318
00:11:20,159 --> 00:11:21,149
How was your massage?
319
00:11:21,169 --> 00:11:23,259
How was my massage?
Look how relaxed I am.
320
00:11:23,279 --> 00:11:26,019
I-I was with Paula.
She had a problem.
321
00:11:26,039 --> 00:11:27,029
Oh, really?
322
00:11:27,049 --> 00:11:28,229
Well, you know,
I have a knot in my back
323
00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:30,030
the size of my fist,
324
00:11:30,049 --> 00:11:31,249
and you don't see me
complaining about it.
325
00:11:31,269 --> 00:11:34,099
Do you want me to catch Kia
so she can do you again?
326
00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:37,000
Oh, you mean Chatty Cathy?
I don't think so.
327
00:11:37,019 --> 00:11:38,179
You know, she couldn't give me
a good massage
328
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,080
because half the time her tongue
got caught up in her hands.
329
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,080
Okay, never mind.
I'll get someone else.
330
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,250
Good, and keep every one out.
331
00:11:44,269 --> 00:11:45,259
Okay.
332
00:11:45,279 --> 00:11:47,099
Mm.
I'm sorry, Larry.
333
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,180
Thank you.
334
00:11:49,289 --> 00:11:51,099
Arthur, she was
so unprofessional.
335
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,260
She talked to me
for, like, two seconds,
336
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,009
and then ran off.
337
00:11:54,029 --> 00:11:56,019
I'm gonna be out there in that
fucking hot seat with Larry,
338
00:11:56,039 --> 00:11:58,029
and neither of us is gonna know
where the other one is going.
339
00:11:58,049 --> 00:11:59,259
It'll be like Regis
and Kathie Lee.
340
00:11:59,279 --> 00:12:02,019
You'll just talk
about Cody.
341
00:12:02,039 --> 00:12:03,999
If she's got problems
with what went on with us,
342
00:12:04,019 --> 00:12:06,029
she should talk to me
about it like an adult,
343
00:12:06,049 --> 00:12:07,289
because ignoring me
just pisses me off.
344
00:12:08,009 --> 00:12:09,219
Absolutely, I will handle it.
345
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:12,220
You will get the pre-interview
you so richly deserve.
346
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:15,040
Just simmer down, BB.
Oh, look here.
347
00:12:15,059 --> 00:12:18,159
I see some papaya on
a special person's fruit plate!
348
00:12:18,179 --> 00:12:21,019
Papaya?
Oh, I feel shit loads better.
349
00:12:21,039 --> 00:12:22,039
Oh...
350
00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:25,210
Sid wasn't from the old school.
351
00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:27,070
Sid was from the school
they tore down
352
00:12:27,090 --> 00:12:28,170
to build the old school.
353
00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:30,250
(laughing)
354
00:12:30,269 --> 00:12:32,129
Go ahead, every body.
We'll meet up at the couch.
355
00:12:32,149 --> 00:12:34,189
Last one there
is a rotten agent.
356
00:12:34,210 --> 00:12:37,260
CAA.
You get those bastards
out of my studio, Hank.
357
00:12:37,279 --> 00:12:40,149
If they find a hole anywhere,
they'll either fuck it
358
00:12:40,169 --> 00:12:41,189
or build a nest in it.
359
00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:42,240
Go...
360
00:12:42,259 --> 00:12:43,249
Where the hell's Paula?
361
00:12:43,269 --> 00:12:45,149
Oh, Artie,
take it easy on her.
362
00:12:45,169 --> 00:12:47,129
She's, uh, had a rough day.
363
00:12:47,149 --> 00:12:49,189
(mocking)
Oh, I didn't know.
364
00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:52,090
We'll have to get her
some warm milk or a blanky.
365
00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:55,110
No, listen. Artie, I-I'm not
supposed to tell anybody
366
00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:58,029
about this, but she's having
a major crisis.
367
00:12:59,159 --> 00:13:00,209
Don't you want
anything to drink?
368
00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:02,140
A coke?
Diet soda?
369
00:13:02,159 --> 00:13:04,049
Fizzy water?
No, thanks.
370
00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:05,200
How about a shot
of Maker's Mark?
371
00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:07,270
Okay.
372
00:13:11,129 --> 00:13:13,169
Paula, I think you should know
I was about to give you
373
00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:15,290
a swift kick in the anny-Fay.
374
00:13:16,009 --> 00:13:17,089
But that's not gonna happen,
375
00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:19,140
'cause I know about
the lump in your bosom.
376
00:13:19,159 --> 00:13:21,189
Ah-- Are you serious?
377
00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:22,280
I can't believe
she told you!
378
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,110
Beverly was trying
to protect you.
379
00:13:24,129 --> 00:13:25,189
Okay, well, you know,
380
00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:27,190
I'm not really comfortable
discussing my bosom with you.
381
00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:30,030
Oh, sit down.
I'm not done.
382
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,090
I know what
you've been going through,
383
00:13:33,110 --> 00:13:37,080
because about 20 years ago,
I found a lump
384
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,210
on one of my testicles.
385
00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:40,070
I'm sorry.
386
00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:43,030
Oh, I freaked out real bad.
387
00:13:43,049 --> 00:13:46,239
I was doing a Bob Hope special
at the time and, uh...
388
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:49,039
I was so screwed up,
I let it affect my work.
389
00:13:49,059 --> 00:13:52,019
I... I made Elke Sommer cry
390
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,139
in the middle
of a dance rehearsal.
391
00:13:54,159 --> 00:13:56,999
I'm not proud of that.
And Bob?
392
00:13:57,019 --> 00:14:01,029
I told him about the lump
the day before we taped.
393
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,149
The monologue died.
394
00:14:03,169 --> 00:14:06,019
Bob's timing went all to shit.
And you know why?
395
00:14:06,039 --> 00:14:08,139
Because he was
thinking about my left nut!
396
00:14:10,169 --> 00:14:12,239
Now, Paula, learn from
my mistake.
397
00:14:12,259 --> 00:14:14,279
Because 20 years from now,
398
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,140
you don't want to be watching
a "Larry Sanders" rerun
399
00:14:17,159 --> 00:14:20,139
and have to say,
"Oh yeah.
400
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:23,069
That's the show I fucked up
because of my titty."
401
00:14:31,129 --> 00:14:33,079
Hey, Paula.
Hi.
402
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,250
I think I was a little, uh,
rude earlier.
403
00:14:35,269 --> 00:14:38,139
So, would you like to give
the pre-interview another shot?
404
00:14:38,159 --> 00:14:39,269
Yeah, I really appreciate it.
405
00:14:39,289 --> 00:14:41,009
Thank you.
Come on in.
406
00:14:41,029 --> 00:14:43,069
I just got...
Excuse me, Paula?
407
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,150
It's the call.
408
00:14:45,169 --> 00:14:47,119
Shit.
Uh, Paula, I need...
409
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,019
Dammit.
410
00:14:52,039 --> 00:14:54,049
Do you know where I could find
Hank Kingsley's office?
411
00:14:54,070 --> 00:14:55,060
Uh, yeah.
412
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:58,160
Just go straight up your ass
and turn left.
413
00:14:58,179 --> 00:15:01,259
Now, you guys know
the way back to CAA from here?
414
00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:03,259
(agents chattering)
415
00:15:03,279 --> 00:15:06,039
You're not all getting on
the elevator at once, are you?
416
00:15:06,059 --> 00:15:08,999
(agents laughing)
You kids, you're so crazy!
417
00:15:09,019 --> 00:15:10,079
(laughing)
418
00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:13,000
Brian:
Hank!
419
00:15:13,019 --> 00:15:14,139
There you are.
It's unbelievable.
420
00:15:14,159 --> 00:15:17,139
What?
These guys say they can get me
the Labor Day telethon.
421
00:15:17,159 --> 00:15:20,039
Ed is stepping down.
Jerry is 69.
422
00:15:20,059 --> 00:15:22,059
I mean, some day
it could be Hank's Kids.
423
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,230
They're gonna
change my life!
424
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:27,100
I've got a fucking future!
Wow.
425
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,190
Hank.
426
00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:30,290
I just got a call
from the hospital.
427
00:15:31,009 --> 00:15:32,259
Sid's gonna be fine.
He's okay.
428
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,269
What do you mean?
429
00:15:33,289 --> 00:15:36,119
Well, it turns out,
it wasn't his heart.
430
00:15:36,139 --> 00:15:38,099
It was a hiatal hernia.
431
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,210
What?
It's a hiatal hernia.
432
00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:44,030
It's, uh, a rip
in the esophagus.
433
00:15:44,049 --> 00:15:46,159
They said he'll be back
at work in a couple of days.
434
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,189
Isn't that incredible?
That is so great.
435
00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:50,130
Yeah!
436
00:15:52,139 --> 00:15:54,139
Just a second. Um...
437
00:15:54,159 --> 00:15:57,079
This morning-- I just want to
get this straight for myself.
438
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,140
This morning they said,
uh, he wasn't--
439
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,039
uh, that he was gonna die.
440
00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:03,049
He was not going to make it
through the day.
441
00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:05,070
Yeah, I know.
It's a miracle.
442
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:07,210
Fucking doctors!
443
00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:09,100
I mean, come on!
444
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,190
If you say a person's not
gonna make it through the day,
445
00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:12,240
then he shouldn't make it!
446
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,050
(stammering)
447
00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:18,200
It's so inconsiderate to just
put us through this worry.
448
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:19,210
You okay?
449
00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:22,230
I'm just so--
I'm so happy.
450
00:16:24,269 --> 00:16:26,239
Call the guys, uh,
451
00:16:26,259 --> 00:16:29,079
at CAA and tell them...
452
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,230
...maybe in a couple of years.
453
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,000
Okay.
454
00:16:38,009 --> 00:16:39,259
I'm so happy.
I know.
We're all happy.
455
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,129
(muffled sobbing)
456
00:16:48,149 --> 00:16:50,289
So, my doctor was right.
It's just a little java tumor.
457
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:52,109
Okay, can I touch it?
No.
458
00:16:52,129 --> 00:16:53,149
I want to see
if it feels--
No!
459
00:16:53,169 --> 00:16:54,249
Okay, okay, okay.
You all right, though?
460
00:16:54,269 --> 00:16:56,139
Yes, I am, but she said
if I keep drinking coffee
461
00:16:56,159 --> 00:16:58,099
I'll get more lumps,
so I say
462
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,290
hoist another
cup of joe to Lumpy.
463
00:17:00,009 --> 00:17:01,069
(Beverly laughing)
464
00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:02,120
Hello?
465
00:17:02,139 --> 00:17:04,059
There's, like, no smoking
in the office, dipshit.
466
00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:06,189
Fuck you, I'm, like,
alive, dipshit.
467
00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:07,290
Fine.
(laughing)
468
00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:11,010
Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt.
Can we talk?
469
00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:12,099
Sure, yeah.
470
00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:15,069
Inhale in the good,
exhale out the bad.
471
00:17:15,089 --> 00:17:17,099
Let it go.
Breathe.
472
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,269
Good, we almost got it.
473
00:17:18,289 --> 00:17:22,209
(Larry moaning)
Good, we're gonna work it
through all the way.
474
00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:23,230
Easy...
475
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,230
We got a hell of a fire!
476
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,170
You scared
the shit out of me!
477
00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:29,150
It's just the incense.
478
00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:32,080
Oh, sorry.
God...
479
00:17:32,099 --> 00:17:34,039
(whispering)
As you were.
480
00:17:34,059 --> 00:17:35,249
You want me to help you
get him back on the table?
481
00:17:35,269 --> 00:17:37,279
No, no, no...
482
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,120
My nose is, uh, bleeding.
483
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:41,110
I'm gonna have to
stop for a few...
484
00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:42,190
It's just that, you know,
485
00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:44,180
what happened with us
happened ten years ago
486
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,060
and I don't want to spend
the rest of my career
487
00:17:46,079 --> 00:17:47,129
trying to dodge you.
488
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:50,260
So, you know,
maybe you could
just accept it.
489
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:52,259
Course I do.
Absolutely I do.
490
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,279
Why do you think
that I don't?
491
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,090
Well, because you've been
treating me all day like,
492
00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:58,199
you know, you don't know me.
493
00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:00,150
we never even saw
each other before.
494
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:03,100
I apologize, listen.
495
00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:05,129
(sighing)
I thought that I was dying.
496
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:08,030
I know that's very
over-dramatic, but, um...
497
00:18:08,049 --> 00:18:10,049
I have a tumor in my breast,
and I was waiting
498
00:18:10,069 --> 00:18:11,099
for the biopsy report.
499
00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:13,169
But it came back, it's benign,
and everything's cool.
500
00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:15,170
So I apologize.
Oh, Paula, what a relief!
501
00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:19,150
(sighing)
Yeah.
I thought you were mad at me.
502
00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:21,150
Are you serious?
What's wrong?
503
00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:24,140
Th-that's-- your relief stems
from that I'm not mad at you?
504
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,040
I see.
You are so...
No, I...
505
00:18:26,059 --> 00:18:27,109
Unbelievable.
I mean...
506
00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:29,070
Unbelievable-- You know what
I remember ten years ago?
507
00:18:29,089 --> 00:18:30,249
This is what I've carried
with me for ten years.
508
00:18:30,269 --> 00:18:32,119
What?
You're very,
very selfish.
509
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:33,210
No, then...
Very selfish.
510
00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:35,090
No--
Apparently, nothing changes.
511
00:18:35,109 --> 00:18:37,149
I care about--
Oh, fuck you!
512
00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:39,160
Oh, fuck you,
fuck you!
513
00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:41,010
(audience laughing)
514
00:18:41,029 --> 00:18:43,999
I just want to say hello
to my friend and agent, Sid.
515
00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:46,159
I almost lost--
I almost lost Sid today.
516
00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:48,010
Um...
517
00:18:48,029 --> 00:18:51,169
And I almost lost sight of
the fact that I almost lost him.
518
00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:53,090
So, anyway.
Uh...
519
00:18:53,109 --> 00:18:56,229
Sid, take care
of your esophagus.
520
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:59,090
Don't ever scare me
like that again.
521
00:18:59,109 --> 00:19:02,179
I love you, I miss you,
I need you.
522
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,280
Get well.
Thank you.
523
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,070
I didn't know
Sid was ill.
524
00:19:05,089 --> 00:19:07,179
Sid is, uh, Hank's agent.
525
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,100
Well, Sid,
get well soon.
526
00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:10,169
Boy, you've had a bad day.
527
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,270
I had a horrible day.
I got a massage.
528
00:19:12,289 --> 00:19:14,119
The woman did not stop talking.
529
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:15,160
Have you ever had that?
530
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:19,080
And plus, she--
she wanted a very steep
531
00:19:19,099 --> 00:19:20,229
security and cleaning deposit.
532
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:23,200
(Hank laughing)
Which I did not
get back afterwards.
533
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:24,270
(all laughing)
534
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,139
Okay, now what did you
get paid for the book?
535
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:29,190
Um, I-- I haven't gotten
paid all the way yet.
536
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:32,040
Because you know...
Oh, no body will watch my show
if I tell them how much--
537
00:19:32,059 --> 00:19:33,069
I hate when people ask that.
538
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,239
I do just live in
a three bedroom house though,
539
00:19:34,259 --> 00:19:35,279
so that's not pretentious,
is it?
540
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,050
Well, what do you do
with your money?
541
00:19:37,069 --> 00:19:38,069
What do I do with it?
Yeah.
542
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:40,139
Um, well, I save some,
and, you know,
543
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,070
you get your mom a house
and you figure
544
00:19:42,089 --> 00:19:44,059
whatever else you do
with your money is okay
545
00:19:44,079 --> 00:19:45,199
if you get your mom a house.
Yes.
546
00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:47,090
Yeah.
Yeah, so you have--
you don't have any guilt?
547
00:19:47,109 --> 00:19:49,049
Yeah-- Mm-mm, mm-mm.
None.
548
00:19:49,069 --> 00:19:50,239
I'm a WASP, why?
549
00:19:50,259 --> 00:19:52,249
(all laughing)
WASPs don't have guilt,
do they?
550
00:19:52,269 --> 00:19:54,139
Hell no.
No, but they have moms.
551
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,090
Yeah, ya'll killed him.
We didn't.
552
00:19:56,109 --> 00:19:57,239
(laughing)
553
00:19:57,259 --> 00:20:01,169
Ooh, great show!
I told you the equation:
554
00:20:01,190 --> 00:20:04,110
Brett Butler equals big fun.
555
00:20:04,130 --> 00:20:05,270
I'll tell you the best part
of that interview:
556
00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:07,999
At no point did she put
her elbow in my back.
557
00:20:08,019 --> 00:20:10,219
And speaking of Ms. Butler,
I have a tale to tell you
558
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,140
about her and our own
sweet Paula.
559
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,150
Oh, yeah?
Is it good?
560
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:15,210
Prepare to be agog, junior.
561
00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:16,230
(inhaling)
562
00:20:18,269 --> 00:20:20,169
Brett.
563
00:20:20,190 --> 00:20:21,230
Hey.
564
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:23,110
I'm really sorry
about earlier.
565
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:25,000
But, uh,
despite my rudeness,
566
00:20:25,019 --> 00:20:26,999
you had a really
wonderful segment.
567
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,279
It was very good.
Thank you.
568
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,070
I'm sorry, too.
569
00:20:30,089 --> 00:20:31,259
You're right, I do have
my head up my ass.
570
00:20:31,279 --> 00:20:33,189
(laughing)
571
00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:35,220
Hey, see what happens when you
mess around with another chick?
572
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,070
It's bad news, huh?
573
00:20:37,089 --> 00:20:38,109
Yeah.
Thanks.
574
00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:40,110
Yeah, my throat's killing me.
Excuse me.
575
00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:42,190
(coughing)
Really, you might have
that strep going around.
576
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:45,030
A couple of my
producers have it.
Oh, don't tell me that.
577
00:20:45,049 --> 00:20:46,209
Mm-hmm, you got the white stuff
on the back?
578
00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:48,230
'Cause if it is, that's strep.
The little dots...
I don't know.
579
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,010
I think my tonsils
are swollen though.
580
00:20:50,029 --> 00:20:51,079
Oh, no, come here.
Let me see, open.
581
00:20:51,099 --> 00:20:52,159
That's it.
582
00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:55,190
I don't buy it.
583
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,200
No, listen. You think
I concocted this erotic
584
00:20:57,220 --> 00:21:00,010
story of lesbianism
just to titillate you?
585
00:21:00,029 --> 00:21:02,039
Well, I mean, I know Paula
and I know Brett,
586
00:21:02,059 --> 00:21:04,189
and I just, uh, can't believe
something like that.
587
00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:06,010
Okay, I'll shut up.
588
00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:11,110
What is that?
Oh, some dyke thing I guess.
589
00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:13,130
Well, it appears I owe you
a hundred dollars.
590
00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:16,150
(theme music playing)
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