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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[PANTS]
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!The end is nigh
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[SCREAMING]
!I repeat, the end is nigh
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,Everyone just keep calm
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!and run for your lives
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROWLING]
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[PANTING]
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!LI: Now
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[GRUNTING]
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.Let them go
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?Are you certain, my liege
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They'll never get out
.of the chunnel alive
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[SCREAMING]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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.Hmm
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[GROWLING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROANING]
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[PANTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROWLING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GROANS]
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[GROWLS SOFTLY]
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.WHISPERING] Empress]
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[GRUNTS]
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[SCREAMING]
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!I can feel my insides baking
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?You think this is bad
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Try having hot flashes
,for the past 50 years
.then we'll talk
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,I know I say this a lot
!but we need a plan
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?Master Po
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Uh, I was kinda hoping
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you were gonna take
.the lead on this one
[CHUCKLING]
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.Hmm
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I'm gonna go with
?stop the lava
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?Stop the lava
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!Ah, what a novel idea
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.You heard her, gang
.Let's do this
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?Huh
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[GRUNTING]
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.Okay, kids
,On the count of three
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get ready to blast like
.you've never blasted before
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!Never mind
!There's no time to count
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!Blast now! Blast now
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[ALL STRAINING]
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!Oh, yeah
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[PO CHUCKLES]
!Oh, yeah
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[CHEERING]
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[LAUGHING]
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[CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]
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.Uh, sorry
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Sometimes I have difficulty
.reading social cues, okay
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?Ya think
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.Uh, guys
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[SING SONG]
.Little bit of a problemo
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?FAN TONG: Where are we
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:LI
.I think we're under the ocean
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?Then how's we breathin'
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.Maybe we's mermaids
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!Shut it
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[CREAKING]
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.Be very careful
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.Slow and steady
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[WHIMPERING]
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[ALL GASPING]
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[ALL WHIMPERING]
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?Huh
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.Yep, it's ocean water
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...Don't drink it because
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[RETCHING]
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[BURPS]
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.MR. PING: Don't judge me
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[SCREAMING]
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[GROANING]
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!Hot! Hot! Ow
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[ALL WINCING]
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Now would maybe
a good time to bust out
!that chi-shield, Bao
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.You got it, Master P
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[GRUNTING]
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...I, uh
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.I got nothing
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.Oh, boy
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We must've depleted
our chi supplies when
.we stopped the lava flow
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Maybe we should just climb
.the scaffolding, right there
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[NU HAI: [GASPING
.Okay, nobody panic
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?Nobody panic
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,We just lost half our crew
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!including my son
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.The Dragon Master
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Wong, you were
.the love of my life
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.ROOSTER: There, there, Wing
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Natural selection works
.in mysterious ways
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,Oh, for crying out loud
!they're not dead
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.SOFTLY] Most likely]
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.Jing's right
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Master Po and my
sometimes-not- totally-useless
,brother were with them
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,assuming they survived
they definitely need
.our help
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,Mistress Long
with the chunnel sealed
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how are we going to get
the rest of the weapons
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and the Terra Cotta Soldiers
?to the Forbidden City
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Now that Po
and his disciples
,are out of the way
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the odds just swung
.in our favor
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.The Iron Goddess is finished
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Load the pieces
.onto the dirigible quickly
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I have important business
.to attend to
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[GRUNTS]
.You can get off of me now, Xiao
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.Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh
.So sorry, Jade Tusk
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.Oh, thank goodness you are here
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.Shi Long is bad
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.Like B-A-D bad
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And the Imperial Guards
.are totally in on it
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.It is so messed up
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.You missed our meeting
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I was very concerned
.for your safety
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.I know. Yes
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Okay, so I was kicking
,General Fang's butt
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showing him
that I no longer
,needed training
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when he and his corrupt guards
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knocked me out
.and locked me in my room
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,Turns out my trusty advisor
,Shi Long
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.is not-so-trusty after all
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And to think of all
.that I've done for her
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Like telling her
when she has something
,in her teeth
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or toilet paper
.stuck to her tail
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.The palace is no longer safe
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.We need to get you out of here
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I will need my Deer Monks
to ensure we can get you
.past the Palace Guards
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,Tomorrow morning
I will return with them
.to rescue you
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,Until then, keep a low profile
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.and take care, Empress
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[SIGHS]
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.You are so my ride or die
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I don't know
,what that means
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.but thanks
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[SNARLING]
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?NU HAI: [YELLING] Hello
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?Is anyone down there
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?Master Po
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?Bao
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,Look for any movement
.besides bubbles
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Oh, we should've
just stayed back
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and washed Grandma's
!dirty underwear
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,To be honest
that could've been
.just as deadly
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Why must my life be
?so full of tumult and hardships
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[SOBBING]
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.Snap out of it
.This isn't about you
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[CONTINUES SOBBING]
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,It's okay
.Master Po's dad
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.I'm sure they survived
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Your son
.is the Dragon Master
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.Yeah. He certainly is
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.Thanks, Fan Tong
.I needed that
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You know, you remind me
.of myself when I was young
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[SHRIEKING]
?Why would you say that
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?Can everybody please zip it
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.I think I heard something
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[MR. PING GROANING]
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[GASPING]
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[MR. PING HONKING]
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Ugh! I'd know that
.annoying goose anywhere
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,If he's the only survivor
.I say we move on
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[STRAINING]
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[YELLING]
!We're down here
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[CHEERING]
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!NU HAI: Hang tight
!We'll figure something out
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.I hope
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.Let's think
What supplies do we have
?to work with
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I've got some hard candy
I've been carrying around
.for the last 30 years or so
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,Not too much lint on it
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and a little spit
.will get off all the hair
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?Ugh! Anyone else
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Great. Okay, let's try
.thinking outside the box
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?We're in a box
I thought we's was
?in a chunnel
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[GRUNTS]
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.Thank you
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I now see
.my semantical mistake
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If only we had
.a rope or something
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.But preferably a rope
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.That's it
.We can form a chain
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[A chain? [GRUNTS
?With what, pray tell
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?Ourselves
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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YELLING] Are you out]
?of your freakin' mind
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,Back off
.cock-a-doodle-ding-dong
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.She's with me
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[FARTING]
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I've been saving that one
.for a special occasion
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I didn't think
.roosters laid eggs
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.They don't
[CLUCKING]
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!Ugh
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Okay, so we wait
until the others reach
.the top of the scaffolding
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Then we have them
.make a chain too
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?ROOSTER: Let me guess, with themselves
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?JING: Can I just shut this guy up already
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,NU HAI: Then we, as a chain
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swing across
.and link up with them
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And once we have secured
,our connection
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we release
from this side's cliff
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and use that momentum
to get everyone
.to the other side
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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.Easy peasy
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So, all we need is
.for someone to be the anchor
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Why do I
?have to be the anchor
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.Because you're the strongest
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.Physically
.Mentally? Not so much
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I'd be more offended
.if that wasn't so true
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[WHIMPERING]
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.Not happening
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I have clammy hands
and I'm gonna need
more to hold on to
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than your wing
.and Li's prayers
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,Please don't let us die
.holy Jade Emperor
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?Or is it Guanyin
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?The Eight Immortals
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Well, whichever god
,and or gods are listening
...if you can hear me
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!YELLING] save us all]
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.Hard to get. I see you, Grams
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.Two can play that game
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Seems to me that two
.can play most games
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?Solitaire
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And that's why
.you're the boss
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[STRAINING]
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And then we all swing
.to the other side
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?Got it
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.Uh, yeah
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I totally trust
!your plan, Nu Hai
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.That makes one of us
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.No. No
.CHUCKLES] We're, fine]
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.This is a good plan
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.And... And we're fine
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[WHIMPERING]
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Uh, anyone else
?feel a raindrop
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[GASPING, SCREAMING]
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!Oh, come on
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[GASPING]
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.It's just me, Empress
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.Oh, hey, Shi Long
.Welcome home
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?Is everything okay
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.You seem a bit frazzled
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.Oh, no, no
.Everything's fine
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[COUGHING]
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I'm just feeling
.a bit under the weather is all
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[COUGHING]
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,In fact, you know
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I think I'll just rest
.the remainder of the day
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[FEEBLY]
.You can never be too careful
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,I mean, look at Father
,healthy as a mountain goat
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!and then, poof
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[Gone. [SIGHS
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Empress, before you get
,too comfortable
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I have something
.I want to show you
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,Oh, Shi Long
can't it wait
?until tomorrow
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.No, it cannot
[COUGHING]
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,It's a bit of a surprise
,not to be a spoiler
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.related to the enthronement
[GASPS]
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.I promise it will be worth it
260
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:35,613
.Trust me
261
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:44,567
Before you undertake
whatever little plan
,you're working on, Xiao
262
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:47,266
know that your actions
.have consequences
263
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,835
Shi Long, I have
[no idea what you are...[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING
264
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:51,889
[GASPING]
265
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,018
[LOW GROWLING]
266
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:58,626
[GASPING]
267
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:01,548
...Are those the
268
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:07,068
You said the soldiers
were to protect Father
.in the afterlife
269
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,417
?I did, didn't I
270
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,344
[GASPS]
271
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,426
I want you
.to abdicate the throne
272
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:18,515
.To me
273
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,703
!What? You? No
274
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,310
".You should say "yes
275
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:23,830
?And why would I do that
276
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,703
,To save this village
.of course
277
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,825
[GASPING]
278
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:28,528
[WHIMPERING]
279
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,450
...You can't
?Who will stop me
280
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,232
.These citizens are innocent
281
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,577
?Yes, they are, aren't they
282
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,627
.And you can save them
283
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:44,072
,Abdicate the throne
.and no one will get hurt
284
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,071
[WHIMPERING]
285
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:55,512
.Fine
286
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,522
.I'll abdicate
287
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,390
.You've made the smart decision
288
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,870
[GASPING]
289
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,093
[SCREAMING]
290
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,793
!No
291
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,701
?What are you doing
.I agreed to abdicate
[GRUNTS]
292
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:14,357
Yes, but I still owe you
a proper punishment
293
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,842
for betraying me
with your little
.escape plan
294
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,325
.Now, see what you've done
295
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,332
I'd hate for you
.to miss this
296
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,420
[SCREAMING]
297
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,419
[GRUNTING]
298
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,767
[RUMBLING]
299
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,207
[GASPING]
300
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:42,563
?Hey, gang
I think we better do
the swinging thing
301
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:45,094
!before the ceiling collapses
302
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,298
I think we might have
made this chain
.prematurely
303
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,348
How long do I have
?to hold on for
304
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:50,743
.As long as it takes
305
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,826
Just find a happy place
.or something
306
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,695
.Find a happy place
307
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,005
...Find a happy
308
00:13:58,054 --> 00:13:59,194
[CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
309
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,269
[LAUGHING]
310
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,541
[WHOOPING]
311
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,630
.I love you, Fan Tong
312
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,539
.Aw, gee, thanks, Qilin
313
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:07,674
.More dumplings, please
314
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,328
[LAUGHING]
315
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,418
!It's working! It's working
316
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,120
.Oh, I'm still here
317
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,861
!It's not working anymore
318
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:22,822
.Dig deep, son
Into the depths
.of your soul
319
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,522
,I don't mean to be a buzzkill
320
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:28,819
but how exactly are we getting
?the momentum to swing across
321
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:32,698
Uh, I guess we all
push off the wall
?at the same time
322
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:33,871
?You guess
323
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,526
?I don't know! Okay
324
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:38,050
This is one of those
figure-it-out-as-we-go
.type situations
325
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,973
.On the count of three
326
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:44,230
.One, two, three
327
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,193
[SCREAMING]
328
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:51,980
[SIGHING]
329
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:56,415
And that's why
.you never skip leg day
330
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,380
?Can we please move this along
331
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:01,379
,You all weigh a lot
.but you carry it well
332
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:04,772
PO: Yeah, guys, we're kinda
!in a time crunch here
333
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:08,336
!One, two, three
334
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:09,425
[YELPING]
335
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,473
[GRUNTING]
336
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:15,919
[ALL SCREAMING]
337
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,200
[GROANS]
338
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,808
.Hold on a sec
339
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,888
This is one of those moments
,where it's kinda life or death
340
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,108
and we need to give it
.everything we got
341
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,287
.A hundred and ten percent
.We get it
342
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:46,473
Spoken like someone who truly
.doesn't understand percentages
343
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:49,600
And guys, this time
when we swing back
,towards the wall
344
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:52,784
let's relaunch
with our legs again to get
.the maximum momentum
345
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:56,561
,You know what they say
.eighth time's the charm
346
00:15:57,391 --> 00:16:01,051
!One, two, three
347
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,801
[WHIMPERING]
?Are we dead
348
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,359
,I certainly hope not
349
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:15,836
because I do not want
.to do eternity with you
350
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:18,847
,You say that
but I know
.you don't mean it
351
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,680
?Is it over yet
352
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,028
I have to go to the bathroom
and the rushing water
.isn't helping
353
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,459
[STRAINING]
.Everyone, hold still
354
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,286
.We need a stronger connection
355
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,554
[STRAINING]
356
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,416
!No, no, no, no, no, no, no
357
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,377
!LI: Ping, don't look
358
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,906
!Oh, no! Not Cart
359
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,389
That's definitely's
.gonna leave a mark
360
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:36,469
[MR. PING SCREAMS]
361
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:40,828
.Ah. That was a close one
362
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,999
Looks like
...she's gonna be all
363
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,700
!No
364
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:57,406
.Hmm
365
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,026
.WHISPERING] Empress]
366
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,601
[PANTING]
367
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,033
!Empress
368
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,429
:SHI LONG
Oh, how I like
.the sound of that
369
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,218
[SNARLING]
[SWORDS UNSHEATHING]
370
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,518
[GROWLING]
371
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:24,524
[GENERAL FANG LAUGHING]
372
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:26,522
[GROWLING]
373
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,050
[GRUNTING]
374
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,612
,Take me to the Empress
.immediately
375
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,441
!MR. PING: Cart
376
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:19,526
?CRYING] Why]
377
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:22,876
.I'm sorry, Dad
.He was a good cart
378
00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,537
.Oh, the best
379
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:29,201
Oh, Cart, we shared so many
.beautiful memories together
380
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,499
...So, I said to Po
381
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,015
[BONES CRACKING]
[SCREAMING]
382
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:34,848
!Pain! I am in pain
383
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,066
[SHUSHING]
384
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,465
?What? Two Carts
385
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,418
.Oh, you're making me blush
386
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,217
I hate to rush you
,through your emotions, Dad
387
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,222
but the citizens of China
,are in danger
388
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,274
and in serious need
.of our help
389
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,140
There will always be
.another Cart
390
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:02,141
...Ha! How dare you, now
391
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,794
.Wait a minute now
392
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:05,138
,Now, that I think about it
393
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:08,097
there was a cart
.before this cart
394
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,237
I guess it's true
,what they say
395
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:13,149
there are plenty more carts
.in the sea
396
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,585
.Pfft! Nobody says that
397
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,591
Can we please
get this show on the road
398
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,203
before we're all boiled
?in a giant wok of magma
399
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,505
,STRAINING] Jing's right]
.it's now or never
400
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:22,941
.I've always wanted to say that
401
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,557
.Cart Two will not die in vain
402
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,169
.Let's do this
403
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:32,432
:NU HAI
.Okay, everyone, hold on tight
404
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,345
,Because when Fan Tong lets go
405
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:37,610
we are all going to swing
,to the other side of the tracks
...so he can grab
406
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,664
?What? That's the plan
407
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,310
I was only
!half paying attention
408
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,875
[ALL SCREAMING]
409
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,583
[WHIMPERING]
410
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:00,589
[GRUNTS]
411
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,025
!Phew
412
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,455
...Uh
413
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:05,380
[ALL SCREAMING]
414
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:10,432
[LAUGHING]
415
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:11,985
[GIGGLING]
416
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,256
[CHUCKLING]
417
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,599
[SIGHING]
418
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:15,738
[STRAINING]
419
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,259
!We did it
420
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,257
?Oh, now we're hugging
421
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:24,917
.Thank goodness
422
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,402
.I can't believe that worked
.Well done
423
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,142
.Hey, nice going, chief
424
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:30,233
Maybe you're stronger
.than I thought
425
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,402
.Thanks, Jing
426
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,057
That means a lot
.coming from you
427
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,411
...Hey, don't get a
428
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,930
.bigger head about it
429
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,713
?CHUCKLES] Full disclosure]
430
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,758
I wasn't positive
,that would work
431
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:43,813
,but it totally did
and you're really
.crushing it, Nu Hai
432
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:46,851
,Major props
.O fearless leader
433
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,287
.Thanks, Master Po
434
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:49,896
[SIGHS]
435
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:57,210
This is no way to treat
.your future Empress
436
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,816
.You will never be Empress
437
00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:00,256
.Never say never
438
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:04,573
.Release her
439
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,441
.XIAO: No
440
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,962
...JADE TUSK: Empress, I
.I don't understand
441
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,876
If I don't cooperate
,and abdicate the throne
442
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:13,622
.citizens will suffer
443
00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:15,713
She can't destroy
.anything right now
444
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,322
[LAUGHING]
445
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,193
.You simple fool
446
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,414
Everything is already
.in motion
447
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:22,674
,FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[DISTANT CHATTER
448
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:26,367
Empress, if you just
...come with me, we can
449
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:29,065
I've seen firsthand
what this monster
.is capable of
450
00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:30,113
[DISTANT CHATTER CONTINUES]
451
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:32,601
.Over here
452
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:33,639
[CLAMORING]
453
00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:40,209
[CHATTER GROWING LOUDER]
454
00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:51,962
,Okay, gang, first thing's first
.we've gotta find the Empress
455
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:55,786
But, if we happen to pass
a kitchen or a pantry
,stock room along the way
456
00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:57,836
.so be it
457
00:21:57,881 --> 00:22:02,061
,Oh, if Cart was still here
we could be enjoying
.my sawdust trail mix right now
458
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:04,853
This is where the Empress
took us on the tour
.of the palace
459
00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:06,758
Remember
?the Terra Cotta Warriors
460
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,023
.Yeah, we remember
461
00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:09,325
.That reminds me
462
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,551
We found the blueprints
.for a massive one
463
00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:13,851
Looks like the party
.is just getting started
464
00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:15,677
",When you say "massive
...do you mean
465
00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:17,025
.Ginormous
466
00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:18,124
[SNARLING]
[SHRIEKS, GASPS]
467
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:19,292
[BREATHING SHARPLY]
468
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,780
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
469
00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:23,388
[BOTH GRUNT]
470
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,949
?Jade Tusk
?What are you doing here
471
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,076
...The Empress
472
00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:28,168
?Is Xiao okay
473
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,042
.No
474
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:33,217
It's worse than
.you could've ever imagined
475
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:34,274
[ALL GASPING]
476
00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:38,234
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