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I felt
very vulnerable as a woman.

Like, I was much smaller.

Even though you're not a--
I don't know, I mean, you're--

you're not considered
a vulnerable person
a lot of times,

I'm half,
one third the size now.

-And you had a vagina,
which was--
-And-- yeah.

I usually don't have things
that people want
to have sex with,

so that was very strange for me.

-Uh...
-[chuckles]

[cheerful rock music]

[air conditioner buzzing]

[sharp thuds]

-[Christmas music]
-[soft rattles]

Mommy,
why is Christmas canceled?

Don't worry, son.

Christmas can never
truly be canceled.

-Will that be all, Mr. Crenshaw? -Hey, Mark, you've done enough.

Why don't you go home and spend some time with the family?

Take care of yourself.

[Vanessa]
Becky, we need to hurry!

The bank is going
to take possession

of this place at midnight!

[Becky]
Vanessa, we know that.

Why aren't you upset about this?

[coughs] Oh, it's very sad.

Becky, I've got
something to show you!

I don't want to hear it.

Haven't you done enough already?

[Phillip]
I-- I found the deed.

It was in your ornament
this whole time.

[Becky]
My grandmother's ornament?

[Mr. Crenshaw]
This means that the bank doesn't have to foreclose on us.

It says Vanessa
signed off on this.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast!

Is this mean
you're going to stay?

-[chuckles]
-Oh, Phillip has to go
back home to Dallas.

This is my home.

But your dream of being
an Olympic fencer...

That's not important any more.

When I found out I inherited

a Christmas tree farm
in Mellow Falls,

I didn't even know
where that was.

I knew nothing
of haystack dances

or Earl's Gingerbread contests.

And I didn't know I'd find
a girl as wonderful as you here.

[inspirational music]

[ornament rattles]

You never forget who you are.

Oh, just kiss her already!

Earl! Have you been here
this whole time?

[laughs]

Well, you heard the man.

[inspirational music]

[applauding]

[sharp rattles]

During that time,
I was pretty much a mess.

I was moping around,
I was pretty heartbroken.

The breakup made me
put up a huge wall

and find it difficult
to connect with people

or even be around people
after that.

[refrigerator buzzes]

Hi, Maria.

How are you?

[sighs] Not great.

Let's just say I didn't handle
the breakup well.

-My family never
really liked him...
-Why are you upset

about breaking up with him?

You're acting like Mom!

I u-- used to always think
it was--

would be better to be a guy,

and that I probably
wouldn't be feeling

as sad as I was feeling

if I was just a guy.

I wish I was a guy!

Better be careful
what you wish for,

because that did happen.

-And the last thing
you wanted was to be a man...
-And--

-...I guess.
-The last thing I wanted

was to, um,

be in this position
that we're in.

Being a man was one thing,
but being...

-Yeah, but I--
-...Casey was another.

[slosh]

[Casey]
Okay, I was

a little bit unhealthy.

His lifestyle went against

everything I believed in.

Whoa, wait. Check her out.

I mean, the lettering
is right on the butt.

It's just begging
to be looked at.

[man on radio]
Do you drive your car
or does your car drive you?

-Come on down...
-In Soviet Russia,
car drive you.

And while I'm closer
with my brother

than probably you are
with your sister, I--

I was pretty lonely
at the time too, I think.

-Uh...
-[CJ] So I think in that sense,

we were two lonely people living very different lifestyles.

I don't want to say
we were forced together.

-It's called fate.
It's called destiny.
-Oh, fate, destiny.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

[upbeat rock music]

[interviewer]
Now, can you all
introduce yourselves?

I'm Casey.

My name is CJ.

We swapped bodies.

[lively music]

[car engine rumbling]

[soft thud]

[paper rustling]

-[phone ringing]
-[man] So I guess you know
that Hitchero & Company

wants to buy us out.

But we obviously want
to fetch a good price.

[soft thud]

Swish.

I'm sorry, sir.

Buy us out?

I-- I thought it was a merger.

What's the difference?

Well, both companies get to keep
their identities, for one.

Oh, I don't think
you know mergers work.

I've been married 20 years,

I've never heard of it
working that way.

Besides, I want
to cash out now while I can
still enjoy my money.

And I know I couldn't have
a better person

to help me negotiate
with Hitchero & Company...

other than you.

Me?

I-- I would love to, sir.
[softly chuckles]

I know you'll do a good job.

I'd have to be an idiot
to mess this up!

Eight o'clock? Yeah, come over

and we'll think of something
to do from there.

Okay. Bye.

Roy!

-[knocking on door]
-Roy.

Casey,

you are invading my quiet place,

you better have
a damn good reason!

Roy, it's about Wendy.

Wendy?
The hot Italian chick, Wendy?

[birds chirping]

Proceed.

I got a date with her tonight.
What do I do?

You have a date
with her tonight?

Okay. Well, easy-peasy,
lemon squeezy, my friend.

You put on a horror film, right?

You get all snuggly
on the couch.

You let her see
all these people die
horrific deaths,

and it gets her
in the mood to repopulate,

if you know what I'm saying.

[laughs] You know?

Sex, Casey. Jesus.

Netflix and chill?

It's the first date.
I need a wing man.

Mm-mm. No, no, no, no, no.

Alright. It's not a "group hang"

if it's a couple...

and then one guy hanging
out with the couple.

You know what this is called?

Ménage à trois?

What? No. It's called
being a third wheel, it sucks.

You know, the French have,
like, 300 words for three-way.

It's like Eskimos and snow.

[TV plays]

[sharp gunshots]

[gunshots continue]

-[man on video game] Whoa!
-[video game announcer] Loser.

What other games do you have?

Oh, um, Rage, Primal Rage,

Streets of Rage, Street Fighter,

Final Fight, Final Fantasy,
Phantasy Star,

Star Wars...

Okay.

...Star Trek, Starcraft,

Minecraft, Warcraft...

God of War, Gears of War,
Metal Gear Solid...

Twisted Metal, Metal Slug,

Metal Gear Rising, Dead Rising,

Dead or Alive...

Oh, wait, I sold that one
to GameStop. Sorry.

[light suspenseful music]

[light switch clicks]

[CJ] You want to come
get your stuff now?
On a Friday night?

-I'm going out!
-[man on the phone] Yeah,
well, get over it!

[CJ]
Barry, you took my dog!

[Barry]
It's our dog.
I was there when you got him.

[CJ]
No, it's not our dog,
it's my dog!

[Barry]
I paid for him. It's my dog!

You know what? You're ruining
my night! Good bye!

[sighs]

[deeply exhales]

So, when are you going
to show me around town?

Well, I'm a bit
of a home-buddy, but...

I-- I'll take you out.

How about Tuesday?

Sounds great.

-See you then.
-Bye-bye.

Bye!

[whispers] Together,
we're saving lemurs. Awesome.

[softly slurps]

[indistinctively murmurs]

[birds chirping]

[Casey vocalizes]

Got a job interview today.
How do I look?

[deeply sighs] You look
like a divorced alcoholic.

That's what I'm going for.

Well...

[deeply sighs]

[light Asian music]

[keyboard clacking]

[phone rings]

Hey, could you get
my report ready

for the two o'clock meeting?

[phone continues to ring]

Is this the applicant?

[secretary]
Yes, I believe it is.

[calm music]

You can step into my office.

Thanks for coming in, Casey.

Your résumé
really jumped out at me.

We have the same name.
Except I usually go by CJ.

What's the J stand for?

Oh, Casey Jones, I got it.
That's hilarious.

-Yeah.
-"Even machines
must obey the law.

Lawbreakers shouldn't roll
giant steel boulders

down the steps
of burning buildings!"

What was that?

The guy with the hockey mask.

Oh, Friday the 13th,okay.
[chuckles]

Well, I guess that is
technically true.

Who knows, but whatever.

Why do you want to work
at Versa Corporation?

What is it about ballpoint pens,

razors, and lighters
that excite you?

Uh, guess I always liked
those things.

Right.

It says here you were the voice
in the new Toy Story?

Yes, I was
the Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine.

Really?

Actually, it was Hulk Hands.

How did that go?

[loud thud]

Smash...

Actually, it might have been
Sock'em Boppers.

Okay, I get the idea.

Uh, we'll contact you
at jamminbastardo@gmail.com?

Guess what, lady?

Human Resources lady.

I know what you're thinking.

News slash!

Humans aren't resources!

We aren't meant to fuel
your Matrixmachines

with our babies' blood, okay?

Soylent Greenis people.

Did you know that?
I think you did.

I'm being very nice.

Just because you're being nice
doesn't mean you aren't being
a dick about it.

Okay, I'm done!
This is ridiculous.

-I'm shredding your resume! Ow!
-No, no, just wait!

[electric buzzes]

[sharp thuds]

[electric buzzes continue]

[high-pitched ringing]

[eerie music]

[coughs]

[keyboard clacking]

[tap running]

[toilet flush runs on]

Um... what the hell
are you doing?

Lisa, I do not have time
for you right now!

Dammit.

Where is Casey?

The shredder blew up
and she left me there for dead.

What? Oh, my God! Are you okay?
No, I-- I haven't seen him.

Him?

Yes.
Here let me get your jacket,

you seem a little out of sorts.

What is this? The fat guy

in a little coat bit
from Tommy Boy?

-I'm leaving, lady.
-No...

[calm music]

Hey! She was just--

Christina,
cancel my two o'clock.
I can't deal right now.

What is going on around here?

-[Casey screams]
-[lively music]

[CJ]
All I remember
is being shocked.

Like a huge shock from my toes
through my butt hole to my head.

I mean, I was...

I didn't even realize
I'd had swapped bodies

And then I'm looking
at myself in the sidewalk.

[Casey]
Oh, my God!
How did this happen?

-[CJ] I don't know.
-Why are you me? Why am I you?

-I don't know.
-How am I going
to take selfies now?

-I don't know. I don't...
-How do we swap back?

-What if we're
like this forever?
-...know.

[CJ]
Pump the brakes, lady!

I don't swap bodies every day.

Take a chill pill.

How can you be
so calm about this?

I have to be this guy?

Who is this guy?

Who are you? And why
aren't you freaking out?

I mean, I didn't have
anything else to do today.
It's not a big deal.

I'm unemployed and I live
with my brother, Roy. Who cares?

Well, I'm a career-minded woman.

And I have a lot
going on right now.

I can't go into work like this!

Okay.

If you keep up
appearances for me,

I'll keep up
appearances for you.

Do you know the first thing
about being a woman?

Uh, they like to be
that Fixer Upperlady.

Make cupcakes,

go antique shopping
and crank out kids.

Mm... okay,
that's pretty accurate.

Alright, sweetheart.
What do guys like?

Okay. I want to sit
on a throne of swords,

a big cup of mead,

and one of those hunks of meat,
just chomp on it.

Alright!

Listen, I don't want
to do this as much as you.

[lively music]

I'll be you, and you be me,

and that's it.

What do you say?
Deal or no deal?

Mm... okay.

But first, let me get a selfie

because I look
too pretty right now.

Come on! Don't tell me
I'm some sort of basic bitch.

-Ow...
-[CJ] We had no choice
but to suck it up and swap.

We had to. We had to live
each other's lives.

This is a nightmare.

This is nice.

[lively music]

[alarm beeping]

One... one, one, one!

That's an M&M?

[beeping continues]

Yes, Casey, what do you want?

What is the code
to your security system?

Oh, I forgot about that.

-90-97.
-90-97.

You have too much
desirable shit in here.

What this house needs is
a button where you push it

and then a boar head
pops out in the middle

of a pentagram
with a bunch of people's

pictures with their eye balls
punched out.

I mean, and candles too.

A burglar would see that
and run out of here.

Yeah, I don't think
ADT sells that model.

[birds chirping]

[alarm rings]

[sharp thud]

What ungodly hour is this?

[electronic music]

[Casey]
Well, the first day
of being a woman,

I found that there was
so many options for clothes.

I thought you just threw on
a pair of jeans

and a shirt and then that is
your outfit forever.

[CJ] I mean, you're really struggling

with the hair
and makeup situation.

More green.

[upbeat electronic music]

[CJ]
Um, I definitely stuck out
being a 6'4...

male wearing yoga pants,

-But, um, I refuse to wear...
-Oh, well-- anything else?

...whatever the hell you had
in that closet.

[upbeat music]

[softly burps]

Oh, my God.

[soft clicks]

There are so many ants!

I know.

-[birds chirping]
-[softly snorts]

I knew that too. I mean,
I'm cool with ants.

[mug softly clanks]

So, what are you doing today,

big fella?

Well, we, big fellas,

are going
to the golf course today.

Did you forget?

-No.
-Good, because I need my caddy.

And I also need you
to change out

of Mom's yoga pants. Stat.

Or at the very least,
put a fig leaf over your junk

because you're
practically nude in my kitchen.

[printer whirring]

[CJ]
I mean, I've worked
so hard for my job

to get to where I was.

The thought of him
taking my position

-was probably my worst nightmare
come to life.
-Good morning!

-[phone ringing]
-Good morning.

Oh, here is this report
you requested.

There you go.

-Give me that.
-So that thing
with you and Casey yesterday.

That was odd. Are you okay?

-Me? Casey?
-Mm-hmm.

No. Everything
couldn't be more normal.

Okay, just double-checking.
Um, do you want me to call him
back for a second interview?

No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
He's...

Right, he's a... [chuckles]
bit of a loser, right?

No.

No, I-- he's a cool guy.

CIA, you know.

Really? You're sure?

Did he tell you that?

Because aren't they supposed to,
like, keep that stuff secret?

Yeah... pillow talk.

We had sex.

-Oh, okay...
-You know, his big, fat penis

made me squirt all over
the place. I mean, it was wild.

-[whispers] Waterfalls.
-Wow. That's the weirdest thing
I've ever heard you say.

Sex talk. What can I say?
You know how us girls are.

You know what?
I'm going to go to my office.

I have meetings to schedule.

-[sharp thud]
-[light jazz music]

You're dressed
like Prince George.

[laughs] Can I get a...

Oh, look at you!
You're learning!

-Alright.
-I've been
in the country club a few times.

What country club?
I don't take you
to a country club.

It's a joke man. Lighten up.

Alright. Well,
now is not the time for joking.

Now is the time for training.

Mark my words, brother.

This time next week,
I'll make it into the top 500.

In the world?

In the state!

[sharp thud]

Hot damn.

[laughs]

[golf clubs softly rattle]

The short time I had at Versa,
I knew that place was...

all over the place.

[light electronic music]

So, get this.

Pizza Pop-Tarts.

Ted, we don't own Pop-Tarts.

We don't even sell food!

We wouldn't call it Pop-Tarts,
maybe, like, Pizza Pastry.

Right? A pastry with the sauce,
meat, and cheese

baked right in the crust

that you put in a toaster.

What is the icing?

Don't tell me it's one of those
weird ones without the icing.

Icing goes on Toaster Strudels.

It wouldn't be icing!
We'd have, like, you know,

marinara in the packets,
alright?

I'm telling you,
it's brilliant. It's delicious.

It's "brillicious."

Pizza Pop-Tarts.

Okay, can we get
this meeting started?

[paper lightly rustles]

So, the big deal is this week.

That is the word on the street.

Suffice to say this is
very important to us and, look,

I know you're going to knock it
out of the park. I know this.

I-- I just want everything
to go off without a hitch,

and these guys are
a little old fashioned,

so I was wondering
if you wouldn't mind

wearing a dress to the meeting.

A dress?

Wait... you think I'm gay?

No, I didn't say that!

That's not something I--
I mean...

That's none of my business,
you know.

I-- look,
forget I said anything.

Here is a little petty cash.

Means nothing.

Go buy yourself s--
something nice.

Don't sue.

Ge-- get yourself some jeans,

a new flannel shirt
or something, or a dress.

Forget I said anything.
Forget it, forget it.

[light lively music]

[Casey]
I did take it
more seriously than I would

if I was having that job

because I hate authority,
I hate bosses.

-[CJ] You also don't like
responsibility, I feel.
-Hey! What's up?

[CJ]
To you, it was kind of,
like, a hangout.

My man! How you doing?

[Casey] It-- I was a bit unprofessional.

What you got over there?
It's, uh, interesting.
Keep up the good work.

But I showed up.
I wanted you to keep your job.

I wanted you to do well
and land that deal.

You were probably there
just for the food.

Yeah.

Oh! Doughnuts.

[Casey]
I didn't know you had
different taste buds.

That was a... that was
a bit of a shock for me.

I thought everyone had
the same taste buds, but...

Well, you learn something new

-when you swap bodies.
-This guy's face is
less sensitive than my legs?

[soft scratch]

[softly sighs]

[phone ringing]

Hello?

What is this big deal?

I just had a meeting
with your boss

and I had no idea
what was going on.

The boss will handle everything.

The less you know, the better.

That way you won't screw it up!

Come on!
I'm going in blind here.

[loudly sighs]
The short of it is

a Japanese company is acquiring
Versa for a billion dollars.

Wait. A billion?

[snorts] Should be more,
like, four billion.

That's what Star Wars went for, and Marvel, and UFC.

Come on!
Don't sell yourself short.

We aren't UFC.
We aren't Star Wars.

We make cheap plastic crap!

Well, you guys actually
make something.

It's not a bunch
of sweaty dudes in a cage

or furry animals
running around the forest.

Listen.
This deal is above my pay grade

and it is definitely
above yours.

Just smile and nod.

[sighs]

Got it?

Just smile and nod. Got it.

-[bottles softly rattle]
-[Roy burps] Oh.

[laughs] Oh, shit!

I c-- I can't, I--
[continues to laugh]

I don't need
to hear this right now!

I'm bloated, I'm body-conscious!

[loudly laughs]

I'm going on a diet. That's it!

[calm music]

[door slams]

[tense music]

-Oh, my God! [hisses]
-[hisses]

I am so sorry
for springing this on you,
but I need you to watch Alex.

-Sure.
-Oh, you're a doll.

-[CJ] You're the doll.
-We got to get a new lenser.

The last one ankled on us

and we need to be ready
to bow on the Peacock by fall.

What did I tell you
about talking in Variety Speak?

It's the worst thing ever.

[Maria]
I'll be back in a few hours.

Well, I am headed out.

Later, sis. Be good.

Later... sis.

[door squeaks]

[door closes]

Who are you and why are you
playing with my Yoda?

[sighs]

[ethereal music]

[woman on video]
In a moment I will guide you
through a body scan

to begin the process
of relaxation,

so you can release tension
and negativity.

By letting go completely,

you can turn
your attention inward.

[Roy, in deep voice]
Today marks the day

the teddy bears
will have their picnic.

Little Bunny Foo Foo,

hopping through the forest,

scooping up field mice
and bopping them on the head!

[maniacal laughing]

-[coughs and chuckles]
-[woman] ...cool air
as it passes

into your nostrils

[phone rings]

-Hello?
-Some woman dropped off her kid.

I think it's your sister.

Oh. That's just Maria and Alex.
He's well behaved.

Actually,
while I have you on the line,

what's with your brother
saying creepy shit to me?

Like what?

Like straight out
of a horror movie.

Oh, he's just being funny.

I make my own horror
movie trailers

and put them on YouTube.

Is that what you meant
when you said

you're a voice-over artist?

Um...

I kind of am.

Whatever. Goodbye.

[sighs]

What can you tell me
about girls?

Um, in video games
they can jump higher.

[calm jazz music]

How did you think I was
in the actual Toy Story?

-I just don't get that.
-I never once believed

you were
in the actual Toy Story.

-Um... okay.
-I think you believed

-you were really
in the actual Toy Story.
-[softly chuckles]

You thought
that video was funny.

After the fact.

[lively music]

I ran out
of your favorite flavor.

Doesn't that make you angry?

My analyst wouldn't like me
when I'm angry.

She says I get upset at things
that remind me of my mother.

The problem is,
she reminds me of my mother.

It's a vicious cycle.

[deeply inhales and exhales]

[birds chirping]

[guitar playing]

[knocks on the door]

-Hey.
-[Roy] Hi.

It's Casey here?

Oh, no, he went out for a run,

so, yeah, just me.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

I-- but, hey,
since you're out there,

could you throw
this pizza box away for me?

-Sure.
-Awesome. Thank you.

Oh, but not there, though!

Casey can't see it.

Uh, he's on a health fit.

We're not supposed
to eat pizza and I did.

Uh, there's a trash can
down there.

-Okay.
-If you can just put in there,

-that'd be really great. Thanks.
-Alright.

Alright. Well, see you around.

Well, when he first mentioned

or implied
that he had a friend, Wendy.

I was expecting maybe a girl

who worked at GameStop
or something.

-It takes a special kind
of person to understand Casey.
-Oh, dammit.

-Hey.
-Hello.

Would you like some pizza?

No, don't tempt me with that.

-I'm trying to avoid junk food.
-Oh, oops.

Okay, not doing that then.

We need to, like,
catch up with Wendy,

-see what she--
Oh, we don't? Okay.
-No, we don't.

I mean, I'm-- I'm not, like,
attracted to her anymore at all,

like, I only have eyes for you.

[CJ]
Hmm... and for Lisa's butt.

[Casey]
She's, like, purely...

How is it going?

...physical. Like, it's--

I mean, not even, like,

I mean, not even l--

You're digging yourself
in a very deep hole.

I know this is coming out
of left field, but, um...

Would you like to go
on a date sometime?

-Sure. Why not?
-Cool.

I can't wait
till you take me out on Tuesday.

-Tuesday good?
-Yeah.

I can't wait either, you know.

Um, so, I'm g-- I'm feeling
real gross right now.

I feel so bad. The other day
I yelled at this guy
in the women's restroom,

but maybe he identifies
as female.

I got to go take a shower.

-Okay.
-But I'll see you Tuesday.

[coughs] Uh, he's probably
too manly for that.

I don't know. He had very soft,
delicate features.

What does such a sweet girl see
in such a loser?

You ever heard
of baby-faced assassin?

You want my guess?
She is a witch.

Looking
for her next plump victim.

He even had tits.

You're a hoot and a holler.

So she's into you?
Because you're
a little "plump" yourself.

Oh...

So, uh. for our date, my place?

Seven o'clock?

-Yeah.
-Tuesday?

Cool, okay.

[light jazz music]

[door loudly squeaks]

Hi.

These are for you.

[Casey]
Yeah, so, she gave me flowers.

-That was something new,
I never got that.
-Thanks.

And then she was a bit upset

that we weren't going
to that place, but I thought,

you know,
"It's nice enough here."

So, where are you taking me?

I thought we'd order in.

I thought we were going
somewhere nice.

This is nice.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Plus, I've got coupons.

Here is the menu. Make sure

it's at least $35,

but not too much over.

Why can't you just relax?

Because I don't want
to waste my money.

Plus, I work every day

burning down
native villages for it.

I want to make sure
that their sacrifice
wasn't in vain.

Oh, my God!
Don't be such a drama queen.

I was a little bit...

excited.

Because I was like,
"Alright," like,

"I know girls."

What would you like
to drink this evening, sir?

Two glasses of your finest Cab.

Good.

Thank you.

[light jazz music]

This place is amazing.

I'm so glad you like it.

I actually went
with my sister here one time.

She was going through a breakup

and we came here
and got so drunk,

it was-- it was a lot of fun.

Aww, that's so sweet.

I didn't know you had a sister.

Does she live around here?

No.

Uh, what d-- what would
you like on the menu? Like, uh,

truffles? Duck? Lobster?

Have whatever you want.
It's on me.

Don't tell me that you
don't like Harry Potter.

Well, I mean, wh-- why do they
only take magic lessons?

I mean, they just--
all they do is practice spells.

When you're a woman, you're
either a prude or you're a slut.

Oh! How true.

Also, I don't get why it's
such an accomplishment for guys

to have a lot of sex,
but not for girls.

I know, right?

Oh, it gets on my nerves.

You get it.

Don't you think they could've
found a better love interest

than Kevin James for that movie?

Well, take it up with Aristotle.

He is the one
that defined comedy

as the ugly guy
getting the hot girl.

I love this.
This has been so wonderful.

I'm going to go powder my nose.

You're coming with?

[laughs] You're too cute!

God, I can't stand Trump,

he's so xenophobic.

-And don't act like he's
not in bed with those Russian--
-Shh.

Let's stop this serious talk.

Let's just say we...

Uh, do you see
what my eyebrows are doing?

This is the worst date
I've ever had.

This was one
of the best dates I've ever had.

Seriously, I'm so happy!

Really, thank you.
I was so looking forward
to hanging out with you.

And this place is lovely.
I had an amazing time.

Really, really wow! [chuckles]

Oh, what a great night.

Yeah.

-Let's get going.
-Alright.

Lisa! Don't leave.

I'm not usually like this.

What? An asshole?

No, I'm usually an asshole.

-[laughing]
-[Casey] Yeah.

[Wendy]
Oh, my gosh!
That's so funny! [laughs]

Oh, you're awesome.

[Casey]
Oh, I try. Thank you.

[laughs] That's just too good.

Uh-uh, stop.

Now I'm going to powder my nose.

Okay.

[Casey]
I have got to get out
of these pants.

I've been in them all day.

Mm-hmm. Okay.

I guess we're doing this.

[cheerful music]

[phone rings]

Hi, Christina.

-Hi.
-Thought I'd pop in, say hi.
Is that a new blazer?

That blue makes
your eyes pop. It's great.

It-- it is.
Thank you. Thank you.

Is Casey here?

[chair's wheels rattles]

What's up?

-[bell chiming]
-Anything new?

I found an M&M under your boob.

Oh, I wondered where that went.

Can I have two coffees, please?

That'll be 6.25.

Oh, I got this.

[Casey]
Where did you get
all that money?

Have you been stripping
in my body?

From your boss.

Well, I need some because money
is tight right now.

You're just used to living
like a rock star.

You've got to be more frugal.

Here you go!

-Keep the change.
-Oh, thank you.

Well, there is plenty of food
at the house.

Did you break
into my apocalypse supplies?

Are you talking
about the tins of popcorn?

And why is all the cheddar,
regular, and caramel popcorn
all mixed together like that?

I take out the divider
and shake the tin up.

That's disgusting.

Not as disgusting
as what you rich people eat.

Fish eggs,
and snails or... whatever.

The job is going well.

Well, that's a surprise.

You'll be happy to know
I kept your date with Wendy.

Wait, what?

How did that go?

Good.

Until I didn't know
how to operate your penis.

There's only
so much work I can do...

-to, um, fix him and his mess.
-What-- [chuckles]

-I-- you know--
-[Casey] I think it was
because you couldn't,

-uh, get aroused
for a woman because...
-But that's your body.

-...yeah.
-I can't--

But it's the mind
that is in control of the body.

I-- I would've been able
to perform just fine.

I'll talk to you later.

If anyone was going
to screw up that relationship,

it should've been me.

And not you in my body.

What are you,
John Travolta from Face/Off

making moves on my girl?

Why are you trying
to ruin my life?

I'm doing so great for you.

I even scored a date
with Lisa from work.

Lisa? What did you do?

What all girls do
when guys aren't around.

Make out.

And we, like,

had a real passionate kiss,

like, straight tongues
down our throats.

That didn't happen.

-[soft moan]
-[Casey] Okay, well...
yeah. I--

I barfed a little
inside my mouth.

She is my frenemy!

Well, you know what they say
about frenemies.

The frenemy of my frenemy...

-is my frenemy.
-She is using you.

In fact, I don't want you
getting with women at all.
I'm not a lesbian.

Oh, what was that about you
getting with Wendy?

Oh, I was doing you a favor.

Besides, I kind of wanted
to know what having
a penis was like.

Why do you want to know
what it's like being me?

I hate being you.

Oh, like being a girl
is that bad.

I didn't say
I hate being a girl.

I said I hate being you!

Everything I eat turns
to ash on my tongue.

I think I'd notice
if I was eating ash.

Just because I have
a more sensitive palate

-than you doesn't mean...
-You're lonely!

You don't have anyone.

-Not even a dog.
-You're a jerk.

Oh, I'm a jerk!

You are the jerk.

Wendy hates me now.

I'm stuck in this body
because of you.

You don't want me getting
with other girls. Fine!

I'm going to get
with so many dudes

your vagina is going
to fall off!

The tempers were flared
a little bit.

Yeah, you had, like,
a temper tantrum.

-What's that booty do?
-Poop!

When I left the café,
I didn't break your heart?

No, I hated your guts.

I'm not the reason
we switched. You are!

And if anyone's John Travolta,

it's you, I'm Nicolas Cage.

And I'm going to eat
so many cupcakes

you're going to be fatter
than you've ever been!

Give me some
of those cupcakes, please.

Oh, no problem.

How many would you like?

Just keep going.

[upbeat electronic music]

[girl chuckles]
Look at this guy's
yoga pants. [laughs]

Oh, look who it is.

You know, to be honest with you,

I don't think
you can handle this.

Am I supposed to know y'all
from somewhere?

What do we have here?

-Hey!
-Uh-uh.

Now, why does fatty
needs cupcakes, Sassy Kat?

Let's do him a favor
and save him the calories,
Ringleader.

At least save him one.

You know, since he bought them
for us, Star Killer.

-[Casey cries]
-[girls laugh]

[whimsical music]

[paper bags softly rustle]

Is there somebody else?

[Casey cries]

[coughs]

Girl problems, huh?

Yeah.

Well, I'll put on some pants.

[calm music]

Ted...

why are we using these chairs?

This is the latest trend
in Japanese business.

You know, the Japanese...
[with accent] they like
the chairs.

You sound like an Italian.

I sound like Mario.

The Japanese invented Mario.

Not surprised
you didn't know that.

[tense music]

[translator and Mr. Hitchero
speaking Japanese]

[translator]
So, he wants to cut
to the chase.

He likes your operation.

We've gone over the financials
and we're very impressed.

We're confident offering
the billion valuation

to purchase Versa
and its holdings.

Uh, tha--
that sounds reasonable.

This is a valuable thing.

I'm not just going
to give it away for nothing.

I want real money.

Not what Jordan makes.
I want to make what the guy

who pays Jordan makes.

[Mr. Hitchero speaking Japanese]

But you all need this deal.

[chuckles] I can go without.

I'll live on the street
if it means you don't get
your new toy.

I'd rather cut the baby in half
than to see you have it.

I'd shoot myself in the head

if it meant you got
your suit dirty!

I'll clean that up.

[translator speaking Japanese]

[Hitchero yells in Japanese]

Swish, am I right? [chuckles]

[mimics explosion]

Every time I get close
to someone, they leave me.

Shit man. I-- [sighs]

You just got to be who you are,

you know, and if somebody
doesn't like that, then...

it's not worth it, you know.

That's the thing.
I don't even know
who I am anymore.

Well, frankly, Casey,

you're kind of a loser.

But, if you do
exactly as I tell you to,

I can help you get
Wendy back, alright?

Wendy?

Yeah, Wendy,
the hot Italian chick.

Wh-- what are you crying about,
what's going on?

-[birds chirping]
-[cellphone chimes]

[light suspenseful music]

[phone ringing]

[sharp thuds]

Maybe she didn't translate it
word-for-word.

She said she'd clean it up.

[Lisa]
Did you see them storm off?

You probably got that
poor girl's head chopped off

with a samurai sword.

The Japanese
don't still do that.

It's a fluid situation.

If by fluid you mean
it's an episode of CSI,

then, yeah,
it's a fluid situation.

I thought you and me
were brohams.

Is this about me saying
your illogical statements

make robots' brains explode?

That's a good thing.

You could stop
the next Terminator uprising.

They make a robot now
that can eat human flesh.

She made a pass at me.

Is this true?

I believe I read it on Wired.

N-- no,
not about The Terminators.

The... relationship you have.

Yeah, so?

It's whatever year it is.

It's not that, I--

you know, just--
look, she's your subordinate.

She is?

Yeah, I felt I couldn't turn
you down for fear of reprisal.

Well, I have no choice
but to bump you down
to the same position.

That makes the problem go away.

So now,
you can choose to continue
this relationship or...

terminate it.

Fine by me.

[scoffs]

It's Casey,
call me back, please.

I-- I want to see you naked.
Do you got a--

I-- I'm hopeless.

You're not hopeless, man.
You're a dude, alright?
It happens.

Okay?

Girls, a lot of the times,
be bitches,

and bitches be haters,
and haters be tripping.

Therefore, bitches
most definitely be tripping.

Am I right?

[birds chirping]

[water lapping]

[loudly sighs] Lisa!

[sharp thud]

Oh, I made a pass?
I don't think so.

[sharp thuds]

[sighs]

Does anyone knock around here?

It is my house.

I brought us some salads.

[bags rustle]

[CJ]
About the other day...

CJ, I'm sorry.

For everything I said,
I-- all the stupid stuff.

I was wrong.

You just hit a nerve
with the lonely thing.
That's all.

Don't pay attention to me.

You have a family.

Still, I couldn't even see
my parents this Thanksgiving

because I had to work.

I even called
the Butterball help hotline

just to...
have someone to talk to.

I pretended I was cooking
a turkey and everything.

That's-- that's dark.

So, anyway,
how did the meeting go?

Great, uh, you know,

the FCC just has
to approve of it

and then they got to dot I's,
cross T's and it's done.
[chuckles]

You mean the FTC, right?

Yes, you know so much
about this.

[calm bass music]

[CJ]
I think, when you're literally
inside someone else's body,

you really can't help

but become attached to them,
emotionally.

It just kind
of brought us together
as first friends and then...

I don't know. This was kind
of like the first time

I wasn't alone any more.

[gentle music]

[light switch clicks]

[dog barks]

[door squeaks]

Good morning.

Where were you last night,
Hot Topic?

None of your business.

Wow!

That's a big smile.

Was it sexy time
with a girl, huh?

Oh...

[bag softly rustles]

I would've loved
to see the movie

with John Candy and Dan Aykroyd.

They did, it's called
The Great Outdoors.

Hey, really?

W-- you know who else
would've made a good pairing?

Martin Short and Kurt Russell.

That's Captain Ron.

I-- I wish they make a movie
starring Bill Murray

and Richard Dreyfuss.

What do you want, Ted?

Did you just come in here
to cast things

that already exist?

Boss man wants to see you.

Seems important.

Great, just what I need today.

[vocalizes]

[suspenseful music]

-[sharp thud]
-[soft splatter]

Here, you'll want that.

Okay.

I heard back from Hitchero...

About that,
listen, I am so sorry.

I didn't mean
anything that I said.

-I don't know
what I was thinking, was--
-They countered

with two and half billion.

[chuckles]
That's more than we could've
ever possibly hoped for!

-That's great!
-He said that if my employees
believed in the company

that much,
it must be a good one.

Wow.

Bottoms up.

[glasses clink]

[moans]

Now, if you want your job back,

I'd like for you
to have it back,

but suffice to say,

you're going to have
to break it off with Lisa.

Oh... [chuckles]
I'll break it off all right.

[gentle guitar music]

Why are you so dressed up?

Can't I dress nice
every once and awhile?

I suppose you can try.

Here.

What is this?

It's your unemployment check,
dummy.

Would you endorse it?
You owe me for, like,

everything.

So...
And I'll give you this, though.

You're getting pretty good
at applying for things

you are woefully
unqualified for.

You know, like Tesla.

[laughs] And NASA,
and Versa, and all the A's.

Versa isn't
that farfetched. I mean...

Okay.

No, it isn't.

No, no, I'm with you.
I agree with you.

No. It isn't.

[tense music]

You wanted to see me?

"Threescore men,

threescore more.

Cannot place Humpty Dumpty
as he was before."

Oh, my God.

Can we just forget
about this already?

[suspenseful music]

[scoffs]

You opened up a can of worms.

What are you talking about?

You shat the bed,

now you have to sleep in it.

No. Two wrongs
don't make a right.

Yes, but three lefts
do make a right.

You think I'm an idiot?

-Yeah.
-I just faked
being stupid this entire time

so I could easily climb
the ladder of success.

"Oh, what's that idiot
doing up there?

Oh, don't worry,
she'll fall off eventually,
just leave her alone."

Oh, wait!

Now I'm at the top,

pouring boiling oil
over the peasants below!

Do you know how long it took
for humans to disobey God?

One day.

Many think it was the serpent
that tempted Adam and Eve.

No. It was God.

He placed
the low-hanging fruits.

He showed them where it was.
What it did.

Okay. And your point?

Do you know how long it took
for that same apple

to hit Isaac Newton in the head
before he discovered gravity?

[whispering]
Millions of years later.

Are you sure
you're not an idiot?

I was testing you
this entire time.

Like God tested Adam and Eve.

Like he tested Job
by giving him boils.

Or Abraham when he told him
to kill his son.

You see, Lisa,

you disobeyed me.

How can I trust you if you won't
kill your son for me?

If they are stupid enough
to give your ass an interview,

they might be dumb enough
to actually give you a real job.

[laughs]

I mean, for goodness graces,

you put your YouTube
voice-over work on your résumé.

And the original
Coca-Cola website.

[loudly laughs]

Pack up your stuff and get out.

Just let me stay.
I'll do whatever you want.

Put your stuff in the basket.

[laughs]

Oh, man, the original Coca-Cola
GeoCities website, that's a--

[continues to laugh]

It puts the ID card
in the basket.

[door closes]

[loudly chews]

[birds chirping]

[cellphone rings]

-CJ, I have
some really good news--
-Are you kidding me?

You interviewed just
to qualify for unemployment?

-How did you find--
-This has been a joke to you
the entire time, huh?

-I need to--
-You know, some of us
have to work for a living!

Some of us work hard to get

-where we are!
-Can I say something, please?

You aren't qualified
to work at Versa.

I just called you in
for an interview

-because you have
the same name as me, okay.
-Oh, my God.

-Could you please stop talking?
-You aren't even qualified

-to work at Krispy Kreme!
-You're being crazy right now.

-Listen, this isn't--
-Did you just call me crazy?

-Did you just call me crazy?
-No, I didn't call you crazy.

-I did not call you crazy.
-You know what?

-You're not crazy.
-Don't speak to me ever again!

Don't call me. Don't text me.

-I'm blocking you
on all forms...
-Oh, my God.

-Don't block me.
-...of social media!

-I'm coming over to your hous--
-Good bye.

He just hung up on me.
I'm going.

[softly slurps]

[car door closes]

[keys softly rattle]

Oh, come on!

I'm mad at you.

Well, I've got good news,

you're going
to want to hear this.

[paper rustles]

What is this?

You know your 401k?

You've been socking away money
ever since you started working
at Versa seven years ago.

Oh, I forgot about that.

Well, since they have
a stock matching policy,

you've been accumulating wealth.

And Versa was worth
a lot less back then.

-2.1 million dollars?
-Mm-hmm.

Versa sold for 2.5 billion.

He threw in
a little sweetener for, uh,

being so instrumental
in the deal.

[deeply inhales]
It's going to be
on the news tomorrow.

CNBC, I'm not sure.
Probably, who cares.

This changes my life.

If you want to buy me dinner,
I wouldn't object.

Or a Jet Ski.

Hey, can I ask you something?

What's the deal with Ted?

Oh, he made self-repairing glass
for the company.

So he's an inventor?

More like he said,
"Wouldn't it be cool

if cracked glass repaired itself
like human skin?"

Then patented
and gave it to R&D.

So, he is an idea guy?

Well, if an idea guy
is the worst thing
a person could be,

then yes, he is an idea guy.

You know, you're wrong.

You have a lot of people
in your life who care about you.

I care about you.

You're the only person
I can really be myself around.

You know, if you leave me now,

you take away
the biggest part of me.

Okay, it's creepy now.

[gentle music]

[suspenseful music on TV]

Can I lay down in your lap?
I miss myself.

Sure.

Thank you.

So, I have the same name
as the "Ki Ki Ki, Ma Ma Ma" guy?

No, you have got to learn

the difference between
your goalie mask wearing
maniacs.

Casey Jones
and Jason are so different.

[door bangs]

What's up, boners?

-[Roy yawns and grunts]
-Oh, hello, Roy. Um...

-Hello.
-This is CJ.

That's my brother Roy.

Hi.

-[CJ whispers] Did you tell him?
-[whispers] No.

-You tell him.
-You tell him.

Shut up! You tell him!

-Roy?
-Mm...

We have something to tell you.

Back a few weeks ago...

we-- when w-- when I wen--

Roy, we switched bodies.

I'm your brother. What's up?

[laughs]

Uh, yeah, I already knew that.

What?

It's not like
it wasn't obvious, buddy.

The only curse word you seem
to know nowadays is shit.

-Shit!
-So, brother...

[sighs] what is it like
to have boobs now?

You want to feel them?

Oh, very much so.
[crack knuckles]

-[Casey] Hey!
-[sharp smack]

Alright. Jesus Christ.

[whispers]
They taste like cinnamon.

Like Cinnamon Toast cinnamon?
Oh, my God.

Alright, so, what kind of stuff
have you guys tried

to get out of this?

What do you mean?
What kind of stuff?

I don't know. You know,
go back to whatever
fortune teller machine

that did this to you
in the first place?

We were taking
the more wait-and-see approach.

Yeah, I mean,
we thought we had to learn

a life lesson or something.

A life lesson?

This a Hallmark movie, buddy?
Come on! No.

You go back to whatever
switched you in the first place.

It's supposed
to switch you back.

[music on TV continues]

The shredder.

[light switch clicks]

[light suspenseful music]

Mm. This is it, huh?
The evil shredder.

Just missing some claws, huh?

Freddy Krueger.

No, that's not Freddy Krueger,
you dumb bitch.

-Ninja Turtles.
-Okay. focus!

Okay.

Let's place our hands
on the shredder as one.

Roy, you can pour the water.

Alright, you got it.
Just pour it in the...

[laughs] Wouldn't it be funny
if all three of us swapped?

-[Roy groans]
-Oh, c-- Jesus, Roy!

I like my body.

Are you ready?

I'm ready.

Are you sure?

I'm sure.

Okay. On three?

Yes.

Like, on three, or after three?

-Start from zero.
-Three. Go! Come on!

Okay.

[loud dripping]

[tense music]

Did it work?

No.

Right.

[lively music]

Yeah, shit, guys, I'm out
of ideas. Let's get drunk, huh.

Sure.

Actually, I want
to get changed before we go.

What is wrong
with what you're wearing?

By me I meant you.

Oh!

Well, hey, guys.

Just came to grab
some last minute stuff

because I didn't want
to come back in the morning.

Wait, you were fired?

Yeah, I messed up
and she fired me.

Now that the dust has settled...

The dust hasn't even
begun to settle.

Well, I guess I'll see
you guys around.

Lisa, wait.

Give her her job back.

Come on.

Um...

Okay. I mean, I have to tell
the boss and convince him.

It's going to be a lot of work
and a lot of effort.
I'm not sure.

The real question is
why did you give her
her job back?

Felt like the right thing to do.

She probably needed it
more than we did at that point.

Actually you were talking
about quitting.

I was?

Yeah.

In fact, now that your position
has opened up,

just offer it to her.

Well, you know,
the business industry is
too cut throat for me

and with everything going on
with the boss retiring

-and Ted with his Pizza
Pop-Tart enterprise--
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Pizza Pop-Tart? That sounds
"brillicious." [chuckles]

Don't ask.

Sure. Why not?

Oh, my God! You're the best.
Thank you so much.

I need this job.

-Thank you, thank you.
-All right! You get
to keep your job.

Yeah, and you don't.

-So, if you could just put
that down over there.
-Oh. In here?

Yeah, there.

Anyway, I'm sorry,
I didn't even recognize you.

You're the guy
from the bathroom the other day.

You guys are a thing?

-It's so cute.
You look so happy.
-[CJ blows raspberries]

-[chuckles] Him? No.
-And I'm sorry,

I don't think
I've met you before.

Oh, um... [coughs]

I am Roy.

I am a professional athlete.

Bowler?

Nope, not a bowler.

Competitive hotdog eater?

-[laughs] Let me--
let me give you a hint.
-Yeah.

-Okay.
-Yeah. I got it!
Baseball player.

Okay, you know,
I'm just going to go now.

Thanks. Nice to meet you.

Where are you guys going?

Psst.

One more stop.
I want to make your brother
prettier than he's ever been.

Oh, goody.

[echoing bangs]

[gentle music]

That shade looks good on you.

Why is it so sticky?

Don't lick it.

One more thing.

Wear this.

Why is everybody trying
to take my pants off?

-[sighs]
-[knocks on the door]

Guys, can we please go now?

-["Mexico" by The Pass]
-♪ With the water
with the bottles ♪

♪ Have your chase reached
to the clouds ♪

♪ Down to Mexico

♪ With the moon...

[yawns] Three beers please.

Thank you.

Ah, thanks, man.

Sure, yeah, no, no problem.

This place is interesting.

This is my favorite place
in the entire world.

Ultraman over there
p-- protects me

when I get very, very drunk.

-[sharp thud]
-Oh!

Oh, you two have fun.

I'm going to go over there now.

Did he just Garfield us?

I don't follow.

Garfield...

cuts a slice of chocolate cake,

but then takes the rest
of the Pac-Man looking piece.

-Alright. I'm paying.
-Oh, what's up, man?

You want to get in
on this, uh...

Yeah. I call hot Metroid chick.

-Alright.
-Don't even try.

He doesn't just take the piece?

No, he takes
the rest of the cake.

Okay. You know what?
Let's make this a little
interesting, alright?

-Damn.
-I got $40 in my wallet.

-Cool, each get $20?
-No, winner takes all.

-Oh.
-But we got a couple
of ground rules.

Number one,
I'm the sexy Metroid girl.

Number two, no falcon punches.

And number three,
you can't be Kirby!

Can I be the little pink ball
who sucks people up?

-Do you know what that--
-Game on, baby!

Why would he leave
a piece at all?

It just seems
like a lot of work.

You know,
I've never thought about that.

It's kind of generous
for Garfield, anyway.

[upbeat dance music]

[unintelligible chatter]

You know, you're a big softie,
giving Lisa her job back.

I think you have a fuzzy memory.
That was you.

Besides, I don't think I was
supposed to fire her anyway,

so you kind of saved my butt.

You know, I got to say,

we make a good team.

I'm kind of liking
getting to know you.

Really?

So, what color
are my eyes, then?

Well, at first they're brown,

and then,
if you look into the light,

they're like amber.

And if you look
really close by the iris,

it's like honey.

And then,
when the sun hits them,

it's green.

That's my favorite.

Nice try, but I've seen
Maid In Manhattan.

Well, smart guy,
what color are my eyes?

I guess they're brown too.

Alright. Enough. [sighs]

Two Natty Lights, please.

And I got that.

Make it a Tanqueray.

Whoo, I love a gin girl.

This girl?

No, you don't. This girl
is so high-maintenance,

so annoying.

High-maintenance
doesn't scare me, baby.

I'm a lesbian.

Girl on girl is my favorite.

I have, you know...

STDs. All of the STDs.

It's really nasty down there.

Diarrhea.

I have diarrhea right now.

Okay, buddy. I'm taken.

-[soft thuds]
-[glass clicks]

I'm taken.

Yeah. I-- I'm taken!

["5-0" by Jack Harlow]

♪ Always had trouble
respecting limits ♪

[unintelligible chatter]

Whoa, don't let me stop you.

[ironic laugh]

I think she's had
a little bit too much to drink,

so we're going
to get going here.

[CJ]
Wait. No, I want to stay.

♪ 5-0, I don't fuck with 5-0

♪ Whipping
through your neighborhood ♪

♪ They telling me
to drive slow, I don't ♪

["Frostbite" by Mark Geary]

Do you know the song
"Guitar Man"?

By Cake?

No, the original, by Bread.

Why would I've listen to Bread
when I can have Cake?

Okay, don't be
all Marie Antoinette about it.

Do you like my dancing?

You dance like a white guy.

Oh, so like Fred Astaire
and Gene Kelly?

♪ ...are

♪ It's who you are
it's what you are ♪

The good thing
about being over six foot
is I don't have to wear heels.

What are we going to do
to change back?

I know one thing
we haven't tried!

Fornicate under the consent
of the king.

I don't know...

Oh, come on! Just do it
with your eyes closed.

Already do that.

You want to have
sex with yourself?

No, I've been having sex
with myself

all throughout high school.

This is so narcissistic!

♪ It's what you are

[CJ]
It kind of just happened
organically.

I mean, this challenge
came to us and we,

uh, stumbled, but in the end,
we're better for it.

I think that might've happened
for that reason.

-[CJ] Yeah.
-[Casey] I think we needed
to learn something.

I think Roy was wrong
about the life lesson.

I hadn't know
when one body ended

and the other began anyway.

[CJ]
I did. I definitely did.

[Casey]
I mean, with the lights off,

it sort of just all becomes
one person, one body.

♪ It's not
like I've been here before ♪

♪ Like me

♪ Like you

[birds chirping]

Good morning.

How are you?

Great.

How are you?

Great.

[CJ] You know, I feel like we both...

learned so much
about ourselves, and each other,

and life
from this whole experience.

[gentle music]

"The grass is always greener
on the other side."

"Never judge a book
by its cover."

"Two shoe, brown shoe,
left shoe, right shoe."
We learned that.

And that opposites attract.

-All those cliches,
we, we learned them all.
-[snorts]

[CJ]
We always take walks,
and feed the ducks,

and feed the horses.

-Now we have each other
and we're happy.
-[Casey] Yeah.

We couldn't get enough
of each other.

So I guess we decided
on being together

from the experience.

She brought the best out of me. She made me a better person.

I learned a little bit
about putting care
into my appearance,

and looking better,
and eating right,

and realizing
this is my one body,

so I better take care of it.

[CJ]
What being a man has taught me
about being a woman is

kind of just being more yourself and, like, owning who you are

and loving yourself,

because I guess
at any given moment,

you could not be yourself...

-Yeah, you could...
-...if you switch bodies.

...totally change
against your will.

[CJ] So, it's made me more confident

in my own body and made me, I guess, a more confident woman.

Well, that's good,
I'm glad that I could
help do that for you.

I wouldn't take credit
for that, but...

You made me a better person.

Oh, I know.

-Oh, okay.
-I know.

I mean, you make me
a better person

whether you're me or not.

How about that?

That's sweet.

["It's OK" by The Pass]

♪ I know it's a lot

♪ But it's okay here

♪ As we focused on the clock

♪ People fade away

♪ 'Cause it's life

♪ It's okay here

♪ Bathroom closet
is always stuck ♪

♪ And the paint will
get stained, it's away ♪

♪ It's away

♪ The paint will
get stained, it's away ♪

♪ It's away

♪ And the paint
will get stained ♪

♪ But you cannot
go in there all day ♪

♪ Waiting for a new solution

♪ Never dreamed it this way

♪ This will be
your contribution... ♪

♪ But I know it's alive

♪ But it's okay here

♪ Your eyes are focused
on the clock ♪

♪ But the people fade away

♪ 'Cause it's life

♪ But it's okay here

♪ The bathroom closet
it's always stuck ♪

♪ And the paint
will get stained ♪

♪ 'Cause it's life

♪ But it's okay

♪ Your eyes are focused
on the clock ♪

♪ But the people fade away

♪ 'Cause it's life

♪ But it's okay here

♪ The bathroom closet
is always stuck ♪

♪ And the paint will
get stained, it's away ♪

♪ It's away

♪ And the paint will
get stained, it's away ♪

♪ It's away

♪ And the paint
will get stained ♪

You see? This is nice.
Isn't this nice?