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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,824 --> 00:00:02,324 (ENGINE REVS, BRAKES SCREECH) 2 00:00:06,596 --> 00:00:07,997 (ENGINE RUMBLES) 3 00:00:08,098 --> 00:00:09,899 SLOANE: Oh, you are such a bummer! 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,867 You're such a fucking bummer! 5 00:00:13,136 --> 00:00:15,037 I'm gonna need you to return the child. 6 00:00:15,138 --> 00:00:17,873 - (APPROACHING RUNNING FOOTSTEPS) - (GROANS) 7 00:00:17,974 --> 00:00:20,209 CEECEE: Oh my God! You're okay! 8 00:00:20,310 --> 00:00:22,945 Hey, come to me! Yeah, Mummy's got you. 9 00:00:23,046 --> 00:00:24,680 It's okay. 10 00:00:24,781 --> 00:00:26,682 Come on, we're gonna go. 11 00:00:26,783 --> 00:00:28,084 - Ceecee! - (CAR DOOR SLAMS) 12 00:00:28,185 --> 00:00:30,653 - Will you just let me explain? - No! 13 00:00:30,754 --> 00:00:32,488 I'm not doing this! What do you wanna talk about?! 14 00:00:32,589 --> 00:00:33,923 (BOTH WOMEN SHOUTING) 15 00:00:34,024 --> 00:00:36,826 CEECEE: What?! She's not yours! 16 00:00:39,029 --> 00:00:41,097 Fine. 17 00:00:43,033 --> 00:00:45,267 (SLOANE WHISPERS TO OLIVIA) 18 00:00:51,341 --> 00:00:53,008 (GATE LATCH CLICKS) 19 00:00:54,678 --> 00:00:56,145 (ENGINE HUMS) 20 00:00:56,246 --> 00:00:58,047 (FOOTSTEPS THUD) 21 00:01:00,717 --> 00:01:02,384 (DOOR OPENS) 22 00:01:04,488 --> 00:01:05,988 (SLAMS SHUT) 23 00:01:09,693 --> 00:01:11,927 It was nice of that lady to let you hug her kid... 24 00:01:12,028 --> 00:01:13,662 That's my kid. 25 00:01:16,066 --> 00:01:18,534 I mean, she's my sister's kid. 26 00:01:18,635 --> 00:01:20,603 But technically, she's my kid. 27 00:01:22,172 --> 00:01:23,806 I'm not following. 28 00:01:23,907 --> 00:01:26,609 She couldn't get pregnant, so I... 29 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:28,811 got pregnant for her. 30 00:01:30,013 --> 00:01:32,648 Oh my God, Sloane, I had no idea. 31 00:01:32,749 --> 00:01:34,884 She gave me her kidney when we were kids. 32 00:01:34,985 --> 00:01:37,586 - I figured it was a fair trade. - That's not the same. 33 00:01:37,687 --> 00:01:38,921 (SIGHS) 34 00:01:39,022 --> 00:01:41,090 I didn't think it would be a big deal. 35 00:01:41,978 --> 00:01:43,592 Just pop her out, hand her over, 36 00:01:43,693 --> 00:01:45,694 call it a day. 37 00:01:46,496 --> 00:01:48,397 But I don't know. She means something to me. 38 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:52,268 And every year around her birthday, I just... 39 00:01:53,470 --> 00:01:56,372 go a little nuts. 40 00:01:56,473 --> 00:01:58,474 - Something's wrong with me. - Nothing's wrong with you. 41 00:01:58,575 --> 00:02:00,676 You carried a baby you couldn't keep. 42 00:02:00,777 --> 00:02:02,645 And now Ceecee won't even let me see her. 43 00:02:05,315 --> 00:02:08,083 I think she's like me, you know? 44 00:02:09,219 --> 00:02:11,053 She doesn't take any shit. 45 00:02:12,155 --> 00:02:13,556 (LAUGHING) 46 00:02:13,657 --> 00:02:15,558 I would be breastfeeding her 47 00:02:15,659 --> 00:02:19,130 and the milk would run out, and she would get so pissed. 48 00:02:19,796 --> 00:02:22,998 These little fists punching at my tits. 49 00:02:24,134 --> 00:02:25,935 You breastfed her? 50 00:02:26,036 --> 00:02:27,829 Yeah. Yeah. 51 00:02:28,338 --> 00:02:30,239 For a whole year. 52 00:02:32,209 --> 00:02:33,275 ? 53 00:02:38,081 --> 00:02:40,082 Anyway... 54 00:02:41,751 --> 00:02:43,586 Ceecee was pretty threatened 55 00:02:43,687 --> 00:02:45,588 by how close Olivia and I were. 56 00:02:45,689 --> 00:02:47,957 So she decided it would be best 57 00:02:48,058 --> 00:02:50,459 if I just didn't see her for a while. 58 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,985 - (SNIFFLES) - Okay. 59 00:02:53,163 --> 00:02:54,697 You shouldn't be alone tonight. 60 00:02:54,798 --> 00:02:57,099 - You're coming to my place. - I'm-I'm fine. 61 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,535 I'm fine, I'm like... hungry, 62 00:02:59,636 --> 00:03:00,836 I'm just hungry. 63 00:03:02,739 --> 00:03:04,540 I brought cake. 64 00:03:04,641 --> 00:03:06,475 She's not gonna have any. 65 00:03:06,576 --> 00:03:08,911 - You want some? - Did you... 66 00:03:09,012 --> 00:03:11,146 you made that? Oh, okay. 67 00:03:11,248 --> 00:03:12,781 I think I got a fork somewhere. 68 00:03:16,953 --> 00:03:19,221 Oh fuck, I think I forgot the eggs. 69 00:03:19,322 --> 00:03:24,226 ? 70 00:03:26,363 --> 00:03:28,964 There's the big five-year-old boy! 71 00:03:29,065 --> 00:03:31,166 Ah, I can't believe I have to go to court all day, 72 00:03:31,268 --> 00:03:32,801 and miss his birthday. 73 00:03:32,903 --> 00:03:34,970 Hey, but the real one's this weekend, right, Buddy? 74 00:03:36,907 --> 00:03:38,807 - Coffee? - Right. 75 00:03:38,909 --> 00:03:40,376 Thanks. 76 00:03:40,477 --> 00:03:41,844 So are, are we okay? 77 00:03:41,945 --> 00:03:43,979 I mean, about the whole Marlene Podeski thing? 78 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,881 Oh, what? About my ex dropping dead? 79 00:03:45,982 --> 00:03:48,350 I'm sorry, I know I, I know I didn't handle it very well. 80 00:03:48,451 --> 00:03:50,219 You didn't, but I'm fine. 81 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,087 Besides, we have bigger problems. 82 00:03:52,188 --> 00:03:53,856 The woman who's been crying in our shower 83 00:03:53,957 --> 00:03:56,525 - for the last 45 minutes? - Yeah, sure, Sloane. 84 00:03:57,243 --> 00:03:58,627 That's the big mentor you love? 85 00:03:58,728 --> 00:04:01,430 Yeah, I did try her skirt on there for a second, but uh... 86 00:04:01,531 --> 00:04:04,341 - it turns out, not a fit. - Is she okay? 87 00:04:04,376 --> 00:04:05,634 She just had a night. 88 00:04:05,735 --> 00:04:07,803 You see, she has a kid, uh, who's not her kid, 89 00:04:07,904 --> 00:04:09,872 but also is her kid. Hmm? 90 00:04:10,787 --> 00:04:12,389 - What? - It's a long story. 91 00:04:12,424 --> 00:04:13,876 You know how she like, comes off like, 92 00:04:13,977 --> 00:04:16,412 she has all this confidence, but underneath it, 93 00:04:16,513 --> 00:04:18,681 there are layers there. 94 00:04:18,782 --> 00:04:20,649 Let's just say she's earned the right 95 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:22,518 - to the occasional meltdown. - (LAUGHS) 96 00:04:22,619 --> 00:04:24,887 Ooh, speaking of meltdowns, 97 00:04:24,988 --> 00:04:26,822 I better get these Mardi Gras floats to school 98 00:04:26,923 --> 00:04:28,490 before they have one of their own. 99 00:04:28,591 --> 00:04:30,326 - Yeah, thank you. - Oh, jeez. 100 00:04:30,427 --> 00:04:32,328 - Guys! - Good luck with uh... 101 00:04:32,429 --> 00:04:34,766 Oh yeah, she just needs time, you know, 102 00:04:34,801 --> 00:04:36,432 to feel her feelings. 103 00:04:36,533 --> 00:04:38,133 She'll probably take the day off of work. 104 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:39,802 SLOANE: Kate! Start the car. 105 00:04:39,903 --> 00:04:41,004 I've gotta chew out my assistant today, 106 00:04:41,102 --> 00:04:43,505 so I wanna get in early! 107 00:04:43,606 --> 00:04:45,908 - So which layer was that? - (SMALL LAUGH) 108 00:04:48,445 --> 00:04:51,200 Good morning! 109 00:04:52,315 --> 00:04:54,083 Ohh! 110 00:04:54,184 --> 00:04:56,886 - Breakfast in bed? - Mm-hmm. 111 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,988 Yay! Oh! 112 00:04:59,089 --> 00:05:01,156 Love it, love it, love it. 113 00:05:01,257 --> 00:05:04,393 Um, where's the coffee, Shithead? 114 00:05:04,494 --> 00:05:07,096 Anywhere but inside you, Idiot. 115 00:05:07,197 --> 00:05:09,631 - You're pregnant, remember? - Yeah, obviously. 116 00:05:09,733 --> 00:05:14,502 - Hmm. - So, any plans tonight? 117 00:05:14,871 --> 00:05:17,840 No. I am all yours. 118 00:05:17,941 --> 00:05:20,576 Mm, good, because I'm all yours, too. 119 00:05:20,677 --> 00:05:22,611 - Hmm. - I guess we're exclusive. 120 00:05:22,712 --> 00:05:24,813 - Mm-hmm. - (LAUGHS) 121 00:05:24,914 --> 00:05:28,819 Ohh... it's so true what they say. 122 00:05:28,854 --> 00:05:30,722 Aww, what's that? 123 00:05:31,855 --> 00:05:34,089 The baby weight, it really shows on the face first. 124 00:05:34,190 --> 00:05:36,258 - What? - Like, I mean, there's like, 125 00:05:36,359 --> 00:05:38,327 - a general thickening happening. - What the fuck? 126 00:05:38,428 --> 00:05:40,996 You don't look too uneven anywhere, but you are wearing 127 00:05:41,097 --> 00:05:43,365 that first trimester weight very well. 128 00:05:43,936 --> 00:05:47,603 So look, I will see you later, my sexy little fatso! 129 00:05:47,704 --> 00:05:51,373 ? 130 00:05:51,474 --> 00:05:52,875 ? Yeah! ? 131 00:05:52,976 --> 00:05:55,144 ? 132 00:05:55,245 --> 00:05:56,779 I really wish you didn't have to go. 133 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,181 I told you, I am handling Cheryl for us. 134 00:05:59,282 --> 00:06:02,151 Plus, I'd rather tell Wiley I'm quitting in person. 135 00:06:02,252 --> 00:06:03,886 It seems like the classy thing to do. 136 00:06:03,987 --> 00:06:05,621 It is, totally. 137 00:06:05,722 --> 00:06:08,023 Do you think you could actually quit for me, too? 138 00:06:08,124 --> 00:06:10,859 Hmm, that doesn't sound very classy. 139 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,861 But okay, I'll do it. 140 00:06:12,962 --> 00:06:14,763 - I will take care of everything. - Okay. 141 00:06:14,864 --> 00:06:16,832 Hey, bye! 142 00:06:16,933 --> 00:06:18,967 In 72 hours, you and I will be walking the streets 143 00:06:19,069 --> 00:06:21,036 of Toronto like we never left. 144 00:06:21,137 --> 00:06:22,638 Hmm! 145 00:06:22,918 --> 00:06:26,208 Oh Val, thank you for everything. 146 00:06:26,309 --> 00:06:28,610 Mm-hmm, hmm, hmm! 147 00:06:28,711 --> 00:06:30,245 One down, three to go. 148 00:06:31,414 --> 00:06:32,948 - What's that? - Hmm? 149 00:06:33,049 --> 00:06:35,384 Oh. Stay as long as you like. 150 00:06:35,485 --> 00:06:37,686 (FRONT DOOR CREAKS OPEN THEN SHUTS) 151 00:06:39,055 --> 00:06:41,023 Alice! 152 00:06:41,124 --> 00:06:44,059 - Aah! What?! - Get up! 153 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,794 Your Dad's not going all the way back to Cochrane 154 00:06:45,895 --> 00:06:47,396 to confront our mortal enemy 155 00:06:47,497 --> 00:06:48,897 just so you can sleep in bed all day. 156 00:06:48,998 --> 00:06:50,599 Well, what else am I supposed to do? 157 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:51,834 I'm suspended, remember? 158 00:06:51,935 --> 00:06:53,502 You're not suspended in Toronto. 159 00:06:53,603 --> 00:06:55,003 I have a meeting, and then we're getting you 160 00:06:55,105 --> 00:06:57,172 - enrolled somewhere. Up! - (SIGHS) 161 00:06:57,273 --> 00:06:59,508 - Come one, let's go. - (GROANS) 162 00:06:59,609 --> 00:07:01,944 ? 163 00:07:03,213 --> 00:07:04,813 Oh yeah, I'm loving what you're doing here, Bud, 164 00:07:04,914 --> 00:07:06,748 with the blue, and the movement. 165 00:07:06,850 --> 00:07:08,951 It's... yeah, okay, Rhodes, 166 00:07:09,052 --> 00:07:11,053 let's ah, let's see your teddy bear. 167 00:07:13,490 --> 00:07:15,657 Again with the Rat Girl? 168 00:07:15,758 --> 00:07:17,359 You guys, I gotta take five. 169 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:18,961 (SIGHS) 170 00:07:20,063 --> 00:07:22,498 Yo, Frankie, did you see this? 171 00:07:22,599 --> 00:07:23,866 What's that? 172 00:07:24,709 --> 00:07:26,802 (READS) "A glass pane dropped several storeys 173 00:07:26,903 --> 00:07:29,471 "when a pigeon flew into the window. 174 00:07:29,572 --> 00:07:32,394 "Fortunately, this time there were no human casualties, 175 00:07:32,429 --> 00:07:34,818 only one very stunned bird." 176 00:07:35,945 --> 00:07:37,779 I'm pretty sure this is your building. 177 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:43,318 Man... what a piece of shit! 178 00:07:46,689 --> 00:07:47,890 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 179 00:07:49,092 --> 00:07:51,126 Frankie! Please tell me you talked some sense 180 00:07:51,227 --> 00:07:53,562 - into Brody's Dad. - A pigeon? Really, Ron? 181 00:07:53,663 --> 00:07:55,297 What's next? A gust of wind? 182 00:07:55,398 --> 00:07:57,792 - Hang on. I can explain. - Explain what?! 183 00:07:57,827 --> 00:07:59,287 That you're a shoddy business owner 184 00:07:59,322 --> 00:08:00,602 who's skimping on materials 185 00:08:00,703 --> 00:08:02,371 while trying to pin the entire thing on me! 186 00:08:02,472 --> 00:08:04,347 Okay. You're right. 187 00:08:04,382 --> 00:08:05,741 You're absolutely right. 188 00:08:05,842 --> 00:08:09,244 But look, I'm reinforcing all the windows as we speak. 189 00:08:09,345 --> 00:08:12,132 And I'm talking top-of-the-line material here! 190 00:08:12,167 --> 00:08:13,197 Hmm. 191 00:08:13,232 --> 00:08:15,918 But I could use your support 192 00:08:16,019 --> 00:08:18,020 in turning this thing around. 193 00:08:18,121 --> 00:08:20,222 - (GLASS SHATTERS) - WORKER: For Christ's sake! 194 00:08:20,323 --> 00:08:22,090 - Come here, quick! - (SIGHS) 195 00:08:22,192 --> 00:08:24,860 Okay, fine, we may have cut some corners. 196 00:08:24,961 --> 00:08:26,728 But before you get on your high horse... 197 00:08:26,829 --> 00:08:28,797 Yeah, uh, let me just stop you right there. 198 00:08:28,898 --> 00:08:31,300 I did speak to Brody's Dad. 199 00:08:31,401 --> 00:08:33,001 And I think I echo his sentiments 200 00:08:33,102 --> 00:08:34,770 when he says... 201 00:08:34,871 --> 00:08:37,039 go fuck yourself. 202 00:08:37,140 --> 00:08:39,975 He's comin' for ya. Better lawyer up, Ronald. 203 00:08:44,013 --> 00:08:46,014 Mmm! 204 00:08:46,115 --> 00:08:48,016 (PLASTIC RUSTLES) 205 00:08:48,117 --> 00:08:50,953 (SNIFFING) 206 00:08:51,054 --> 00:08:53,322 - You're in the gassy phase? - Mm! 207 00:08:53,423 --> 00:08:56,258 Yep, guess I'm just fat and farty now. 208 00:08:56,359 --> 00:08:58,260 Oh well, you make it work. 209 00:08:59,462 --> 00:09:02,864 Anyway, I thought maybe me and my boyfriend 210 00:09:02,966 --> 00:09:04,733 could go dancing tonight? 211 00:09:04,834 --> 00:09:06,435 Are you kidding? 212 00:09:06,536 --> 00:09:07,936 You know, first trimester's the riskiest. 213 00:09:08,037 --> 00:09:10,205 It's probably wise we stay in, take care of you. 214 00:09:10,306 --> 00:09:12,407 Speaking of which... 215 00:09:14,077 --> 00:09:15,744 (PILLS RATTLE) 216 00:09:15,845 --> 00:09:17,746 Prenatal vitamins. 217 00:09:17,847 --> 00:09:19,315 I noticed you weren't taking any. 218 00:09:19,352 --> 00:09:21,383 Mm, folic acid. 219 00:09:21,484 --> 00:09:23,051 So romantic! 220 00:09:23,152 --> 00:09:25,020 I'm just trying to offset your dumb genes. 221 00:09:27,090 --> 00:09:29,524 Yeah, you just get me that file as soon as you can. 222 00:09:29,626 --> 00:09:33,228 ? 223 00:09:33,329 --> 00:09:35,097 I've got good news, and bad news. 224 00:09:35,198 --> 00:09:37,266 Shit. It was that book tour, wasn't it? 225 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:39,134 The "Punch Dad" thing? Did it tank the book? 226 00:09:39,235 --> 00:09:40,869 - Fuck! - Anne, relax. 227 00:09:40,970 --> 00:09:42,838 I'm sure it's fine. Did "Punch Dad" tank the book? 228 00:09:42,939 --> 00:09:45,374 Well, let's just say it changed the book. 229 00:09:45,475 --> 00:09:47,376 But the good news is, there's still hope. 230 00:09:52,117 --> 00:09:53,382 What the fuck is that?! 231 00:09:53,483 --> 00:09:55,317 It's your new book cover, Superstar. 232 00:09:55,418 --> 00:09:56,852 (BOOK THUDS) 233 00:09:56,953 --> 00:09:59,388 - Is this a joke? - It's called a pivot. 234 00:09:59,489 --> 00:10:01,390 You have a new pro-corporal punishment fanbase, 235 00:10:01,491 --> 00:10:03,325 and our market research suggests 236 00:10:03,426 --> 00:10:05,327 that this cover will appeal to 'em. 237 00:10:05,428 --> 00:10:07,062 - Wha-? - How? 238 00:10:07,163 --> 00:10:08,897 If you don't lay down the law, before you know it, 239 00:10:08,998 --> 00:10:10,666 your kid will be brandishing a firearm, so... 240 00:10:10,767 --> 00:10:12,234 Lay down the law? This entire fucking book 241 00:10:12,335 --> 00:10:14,002 is about not laying down the law! 242 00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:16,138 But we just need to get 'em to the cash register, Anne. 243 00:10:16,239 --> 00:10:18,073 This is my kid that you're talking about! 244 00:10:18,174 --> 00:10:20,042 - This is my little... - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 245 00:10:20,143 --> 00:10:22,077 Hold on. Hold on. 246 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:26,682 Just give me a minute, okay? I'll fix this. 247 00:10:26,783 --> 00:10:28,483 Kate, putting that on the cover 248 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:31,318 - is gonna destroy Alice's life. - I know, trust me. Okay? 249 00:10:31,353 --> 00:10:33,639 I'm gonna take care of this. I got you. 250 00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:35,691 Go. Go, go, go. 251 00:10:36,993 --> 00:10:38,694 (PHONE BUZZES) 252 00:10:40,396 --> 00:10:41,830 (ANNE SIGHS HEAVILY) 253 00:10:41,931 --> 00:10:44,499 ? 254 00:10:45,768 --> 00:10:48,698 Hey, you can't do this. 255 00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:49,738 Actually, I can, 256 00:10:49,839 --> 00:10:51,440 everything on social media is public domain. 257 00:10:51,541 --> 00:10:53,575 But Anne's book is a love letter to her daughter. 258 00:10:53,676 --> 00:10:55,510 This cover is completely misleading. 259 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,012 Okay, what is your point, Kate? 260 00:10:57,113 --> 00:10:59,147 Please, Sloane, you've had a child, 261 00:10:59,248 --> 00:11:01,616 - you've gotta understand this. - All right, this is just... 262 00:11:01,718 --> 00:11:03,952 It is not just business! Okay, that is my best friend, 263 00:11:04,053 --> 00:11:06,054 and that is her 14-year-old daughter you're exploiting. 264 00:11:06,918 --> 00:11:09,530 Huh. Exploiting children. 265 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:12,027 Wasn't that your pitch? 266 00:11:13,596 --> 00:11:16,331 Now, why don't you do your job, 267 00:11:17,533 --> 00:11:19,234 before you don't have one anymore. 268 00:11:19,335 --> 00:11:25,574 ? 269 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,885 Fuck! 270 00:11:30,786 --> 00:11:32,854 (CAR RUMBLES) 271 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:39,694 Why are you looking at me like that? 272 00:11:39,787 --> 00:11:42,864 Nothing, it's just, I was, I've got a lot on my mind. 273 00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:44,832 Wait, where are we? 274 00:11:45,683 --> 00:11:48,403 Oh my God, you want to send me to an all-girls' school? 275 00:11:48,504 --> 00:11:50,638 You're kidding, right? 276 00:11:50,739 --> 00:11:53,474 I, I'd be surrounded by stuck-up princesses! 277 00:11:53,575 --> 00:11:55,777 Why can't I just go back to my old school? 278 00:11:55,878 --> 00:11:57,545 Because that place was terrible, 279 00:11:57,646 --> 00:11:58,713 and it brought out the worst in you, 280 00:11:58,755 --> 00:12:01,649 and you are not the worst, okay? 281 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:04,519 You're the best! Sure you've made some mistakes, 282 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:06,554 but this could be a fresh start. 283 00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:08,556 You're a great kid who only fired a gun once, 284 00:12:08,657 --> 00:12:10,925 and I love you very much! 285 00:12:11,026 --> 00:12:12,560 Are you okay? 286 00:12:12,661 --> 00:12:14,929 I'm just trying to do what's best for you. 287 00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:17,999 Just please keep an open mind. 288 00:12:19,802 --> 00:12:21,335 Kill me now. 289 00:12:22,805 --> 00:12:25,907 - (STUDENTS LAUGH AND CHATTER) - (CAR DOOR SLAMS) 290 00:12:25,983 --> 00:12:28,543 At St. Justina's, our ladies are held 291 00:12:28,644 --> 00:12:30,978 to the highest standards, and go on to become 292 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,414 female leaders, and role models of tomorrow. 293 00:12:33,515 --> 00:12:36,217 Hear that? Female leaders of tomorrow. 294 00:12:36,318 --> 00:12:38,386 More like stuck-up bitches of tomorrow. 295 00:12:38,447 --> 00:12:39,454 (CLEARS THROAT) 296 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,789 Now, in this classroom, you'll see Mrs. Murphy, 297 00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:44,392 one of our longest standing faculty members. 298 00:12:44,493 --> 00:12:46,427 - (GIRLS LAUGH LOUDLY) - She also runs the Drama Club. 299 00:12:46,528 --> 00:12:48,863 Oh wow! 300 00:12:48,964 --> 00:12:50,331 (GIRLS LAUGH AND SHOUT) 301 00:12:50,432 --> 00:12:52,133 - GIRL 1: Right here! Yeah! - GIRL 2: Okay, get off me! 302 00:12:52,234 --> 00:12:54,135 (GIRLS LAUGH LOUDLY) 303 00:12:54,236 --> 00:12:56,404 - Okay! Okay! - (ALL LAUGH) 304 00:12:56,505 --> 00:12:58,139 You're holding the flame too close! 305 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:01,242 - It's gonna char my ass cheeks! - (GIRLS LAUGH LOUDLY) 306 00:13:01,343 --> 00:13:03,845 I'm laughing so hard, I can't... (LAUGHS) 307 00:13:03,946 --> 00:13:05,613 Oh, sorry, I was just... 308 00:13:05,714 --> 00:13:07,248 Guys! Guys! It's coming! 309 00:13:07,349 --> 00:13:09,150 Don't just stand there, come and grab a leg! 310 00:13:09,251 --> 00:13:11,285 - Come, come, come! - (GIRLS LAUGH LOUDLY) 311 00:13:11,386 --> 00:13:13,387 - Okay! Grab her leg, yep! Yep! - Like this? 312 00:13:13,489 --> 00:13:15,690 - Yeah. Okay, Amber, rip it! - Okay! 313 00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:18,392 - (FARTS) - GIRLS: Blue angel! 314 00:13:18,494 --> 00:13:20,161 (ALL LAUGH HYSTERICALLY) 315 00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:23,598 Oh my God! (LAUGHS) 316 00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:26,334 FRANKIE: Is that my sweet petite with a side of rat? 317 00:13:26,435 --> 00:13:29,559 - Ooh! Hello! Muah! - Oh! 318 00:13:29,594 --> 00:13:31,005 She's reading the newspaper now? 319 00:13:31,065 --> 00:13:32,140 She loves the comics section. 320 00:13:32,161 --> 00:13:33,675 I thought you were the one who got her onto it. 321 00:13:33,724 --> 00:13:36,410 No, no, no, we read the obituaries. 322 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,679 Have you seen this? 323 00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:41,949 Oh, dear lord. Is that Rat Girl? 324 00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:44,452 No, it's "Rat Rhonda" apparently. 325 00:13:44,553 --> 00:13:47,054 (GASPS) Holy shit, she stole it! 326 00:13:47,156 --> 00:13:48,923 How long do you think she has been reading these? 327 00:13:49,024 --> 00:13:50,791 - No idea! - That? Months. 328 00:13:50,893 --> 00:13:53,494 We read 'em together. Haven't you seen her artwork? 329 00:13:53,595 --> 00:13:55,329 It's all over the fuckin' house. 330 00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:57,131 Come on, Rhodes, let's go get something to eat. 331 00:13:57,232 --> 00:13:58,633 - Oh, She ate already. - Yeah, well, I don't know 332 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,169 why you have to shame her, but, okay. 333 00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:03,437 All this time, I thought she was a prodigy, but... 334 00:14:03,539 --> 00:14:05,840 Oh Lord, no! She's a fraud. 335 00:14:05,941 --> 00:14:07,675 A copy-rat copy-cat! 336 00:14:07,776 --> 00:14:09,877 Okay, let's not forget we're talking about a child here. 337 00:14:09,978 --> 00:14:12,547 Her fancy new art school can't know. 338 00:14:12,648 --> 00:14:14,916 This can follow a person, Frankie. 339 00:14:15,017 --> 00:14:18,352 Which is why we're never gonna mention it to anyone. 340 00:14:20,589 --> 00:14:22,157 - (PARTY BLOWER HONKS) - NATHAN: I'm sorry. 341 00:14:22,258 --> 00:14:23,758 It sounds like you're having a rough day. 342 00:14:23,859 --> 00:14:26,361 - How's the birthday party? - Oh my God, Nathan, 343 00:14:26,462 --> 00:14:28,797 it is so much worse than we thought. 344 00:14:28,898 --> 00:14:30,632 He literally has no friends. 345 00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:32,433 He's just sitting in the corner, 346 00:14:32,535 --> 00:14:34,302 blowing that stupid birthday blower, 347 00:14:34,403 --> 00:14:36,271 I don't have the heart to tell him that no one's coming. 348 00:14:36,372 --> 00:14:38,006 Ah, shit, I gotta get back in there. 349 00:14:38,107 --> 00:14:39,641 Call me back! 350 00:14:42,077 --> 00:14:43,878 What do you think, Charlie, you want to um... 351 00:14:43,979 --> 00:14:46,181 you want to play freeze dance, just me and you? 352 00:14:46,282 --> 00:14:48,016 - Hmm? Again? - (DOOR CREAKS, SLAMS) 353 00:14:48,117 --> 00:14:50,918 - What... - Knock, knock. 354 00:14:51,353 --> 00:14:53,087 - I'm so happy to see you! - (LAUGHS) 355 00:14:55,057 --> 00:14:56,925 (AXE AND CHARLIE LAUGH) 356 00:14:58,027 --> 00:14:59,828 God, poor guy. 357 00:14:59,929 --> 00:15:02,063 I still can't believe no one showed up to this. 358 00:15:02,164 --> 00:15:05,066 I don't care how anxiety-ridden a kid is, 359 00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:08,203 it's an unwritten law that you show up to birthday parties. 360 00:15:08,304 --> 00:15:10,772 Wait, you think this is about Charlie? 361 00:15:10,873 --> 00:15:12,640 He gets very overwhelmed at school, 362 00:15:12,741 --> 00:15:14,475 and kinda shuts down, so... 363 00:15:14,577 --> 00:15:16,744 It's because of the nude, you idiot. 364 00:15:16,846 --> 00:15:18,313 What? 365 00:15:18,414 --> 00:15:20,348 Is it true you sent it on purpose? 366 00:15:20,449 --> 00:15:24,018 And you said that they should learn to "use dem holes?" 367 00:15:24,772 --> 00:15:26,087 I was trying to be casual. 368 00:15:26,188 --> 00:15:29,724 I obviously didn't send dem... them on purpose. 369 00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:31,860 I was, I was humiliated! 370 00:15:31,961 --> 00:15:33,862 (LAUGHS) 371 00:15:35,397 --> 00:15:38,333 So my holes ruined his birthday party. 372 00:15:38,434 --> 00:15:39,968 Oh my God. 373 00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,871 Yes, we take it very seriously at Techcellent. 374 00:15:42,972 --> 00:15:45,173 Sorry, it's my snack break. Hey! Gena! 375 00:15:45,274 --> 00:15:46,541 - Hmm? - Wait up a sec! 376 00:15:46,642 --> 00:15:48,309 Ohh! 377 00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:50,311 - Ah! You got a tampon? - (SIGHS) 378 00:15:50,412 --> 00:15:52,313 You should really keep backups with you at work. 379 00:15:52,414 --> 00:15:54,315 Like you ever need them, you're always pregnant. 380 00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:55,583 What? 381 00:15:55,684 --> 00:15:57,819 Oh my God, just give it to me! 382 00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,854 Hmm! (LAUGHS) 383 00:15:59,955 --> 00:16:02,457 Thank you. 384 00:16:02,558 --> 00:16:04,092 (PHONE RINGS, STAFF CHATTER) 385 00:16:04,193 --> 00:16:05,960 (DOOR LATCH CLICKS) 386 00:16:07,396 --> 00:16:09,864 You mind telling me what you were doing in there, Jenny? 387 00:16:09,965 --> 00:16:12,367 It's called peeing, stalker? 388 00:16:12,468 --> 00:16:13,735 You should try it some time. 389 00:16:13,836 --> 00:16:16,170 Hmm, with a tampon? 390 00:16:16,272 --> 00:16:18,973 How did you... yes! 391 00:16:19,074 --> 00:16:20,742 With a tampon, because... 392 00:16:22,011 --> 00:16:24,212 Because? 393 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:28,866 Because... I'm spotting, okay? 394 00:16:29,418 --> 00:16:31,286 Seriously? Are you okay? 395 00:16:31,387 --> 00:16:33,855 D-Do you need to sit down? A glass of water? 396 00:16:33,956 --> 00:16:35,990 - What do you need? - OMG, alarmist, much? 397 00:16:36,091 --> 00:16:37,792 It's perfectly normal in the beginning. 398 00:16:37,893 --> 00:16:40,061 Read a parenting book, Dicknose. 399 00:16:40,162 --> 00:16:41,796 Okay! Yeah, you're right. 400 00:16:41,897 --> 00:16:44,766 Um, well, is there anything I can get for you? 401 00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:47,235 I could use a soup. 402 00:16:47,336 --> 00:16:49,037 (SMALL LAUGH) 403 00:16:50,472 --> 00:16:52,373 (SIGHS) 404 00:16:56,913 --> 00:17:00,270 - ? - _ 405 00:17:04,186 --> 00:17:08,952 (KEYS JINGLE, LATCH CLICKS, DOOR CREAKS OPEN, SHUTS) 406 00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:13,065 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 407 00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:14,667 (FRONT DOOR OPENS) 408 00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:16,569 Sorry, I think Ella's online shopping? 409 00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:18,070 Ah, no, no, no, no, no! 410 00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:20,740 - Hey, she's bleeding me dry. - Ohh! 411 00:17:20,841 --> 00:17:22,842 Is this a party, or a playdate? 412 00:17:22,943 --> 00:17:25,578 It's a party now! Hi, Alice! 413 00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:27,647 Charlie, look how many buddies you got here! 414 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,650 - Hi. - Sorry we're late, 415 00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:32,919 I was enrolling Alice and Jayme in school, 416 00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:35,354 - and I just got really... - Wait. Are you...? 417 00:17:35,456 --> 00:17:38,491 - We're moving back. - Oh my God, Dude! Shit! 418 00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:40,259 That's huge! Wait, are you back in your house? 419 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,428 No, the tenants have it for another six months. 420 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,030 I don't even know where we're gonna live. 421 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,466 It doesn't matter! All that matters is you're back! 422 00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:48,968 Oh! Come on, dance with me! 423 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,871 Unh! Ah! Uh! 424 00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:54,474 I'm not really in the mood to dance. 425 00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:57,310 It's just that book cover thing really threw me. 426 00:17:57,411 --> 00:18:00,079 Listen, I promise I will do everything in my power. 427 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,548 Great. Because I'm freaking out. 428 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,050 Of course. 429 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,985 But it's Charlie's big day, 430 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,488 so let's focus on him, and eat some fucking cake! 431 00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:11,824 All right, come on, Buddy! It's party time now! 432 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:14,193 ? I might forget to ? 433 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,128 ? Turn out all the lights ? 434 00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:18,831 ? But you take care of me ? 435 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,067 ? When I have to leave ? 436 00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:24,003 Yeah! Cheese! 437 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,573 - Who wants some cake?! - (ALL CHEER) 438 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:33,141 ? Happy birthday to you! ? 439 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,314 (ALL CHEER) 440 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,550 (ALL APPLAUD) 441 00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:39,452 - Yay! - KATE: Oh my! 442 00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:42,622 (ALL LAUGH) 443 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,792 Let me see your tongue, go like this! Aah! 444 00:18:47,895 --> 00:18:49,161 Ohhh! 445 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,533 - All right. - (LAUGHING) 446 00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,968 ? 447 00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:59,472 Before you slam the door, I have cake. 448 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,240 (SIGHS) 449 00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:06,245 I'm just really sorry, Frank. I really fucked up. 450 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,548 Rat Girl was Rhoda's, and I had no right to take it like that. 451 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,383 I just got caught up in something, and you deserve 452 00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:12,418 - a million times better. - No, no, no, apology accepted. 453 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,121 - Huh? Oh, really? - Mm-hmm. 454 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:16,889 Because I want you to know that I am deeply... 455 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,524 - We're good. - Are we? 456 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,426 Mm-hmm, yeah. It's not like her drawings 457 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,562 were intellectual property. (LAUGHS WRYLY) 458 00:19:23,555 --> 00:19:26,866 Sure, I... I guess I just, I thought this would be harder, 459 00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:28,568 - I don't know. - Why would it be harder? 460 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,069 It's like water under the bridge. 461 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,238 - Okay, you being very cool. - I am cool. 462 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,407 - Why are you fighting this? - I'm not! I'm not! 463 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:37,009 I'm relieved! I've... hey, I've missed you, man. 464 00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:39,779 - Aww, I missed you, too. - (HAPPY GROAN) 465 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:43,282 ? 466 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,287 (DOOR SLAMS) 467 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,556 So I spoke to Bob, and he agrees. 468 00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:53,459 You can't afford to lose Sloane right now. 469 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,462 Okay, but what does he know? He's an... accountant. 470 00:19:57,731 --> 00:19:59,932 We're gonna have to get a second mortgage. 471 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,401 I mean, I could've told you that before spending 472 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,837 even more money on fuckin' Bob the accountant! 473 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:06,806 Okay, I'm sorry, but we can do it, right? 474 00:20:06,907 --> 00:20:08,541 Because I-I ca... 475 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,409 I can't go through with this cover. 476 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,378 Anne will never talk to me again. 477 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,380 I get it. You want to protect your friend. 478 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,082 But you should have thought about that 479 00:20:16,183 --> 00:20:18,184 before putting all your stock into a lunatic, 480 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,319 and buying an entire company! 481 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,488 Because if you go with Anne on this you're out of a job, 482 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:25,391 and we, your family, are fucked. 483 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:28,094 (MAIL THUMPS, RECEDING FOOTSTEPS) 484 00:20:30,464 --> 00:20:35,635 ? 485 00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:37,570 (SIGHS) There's no fuckin' way. 486 00:20:39,373 --> 00:20:41,107 - ? - _ 487 00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,711 - ? - _ 488 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,147 (ENVELOPE RUSTLES) 489 00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:56,489 (ENVELOPE RUSTLES) 490 00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,925 Oh! 491 00:21:00,027 --> 00:21:02,528 ? 492 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,264 ? I'd like to know ? 493 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,466 - ? Who you think I am ? - Fack! 494 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,468 ?35459

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