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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:06,336 - HEY. 2 00:00:06,374 --> 00:00:07,544 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SLEEP FOREVER. 3 00:00:07,575 --> 00:00:11,705 - [sighs] NEXT TIME. 4 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,345 ARE YOU HEADED OUT? - UH, YEAH. 5 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:14,451 I HAVE A MEETING WITH A WEB DEVELOPER. 6 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:17,692 ALTHOUGH, UH, SOMETHING ELSE SEEMS TO BE DEVELOPING 7 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:21,188 RIGHT NOW. 8 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:24,292 - [gasps] OH, GOD. 9 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:26,455 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO KILL ME. 10 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:28,534 - NEXT TIME. 11 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:30,802 UH, SO I DON'T HAVE THAT MEETING FOR ANOTHER 20 MINUTES. 12 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:34,341 AND HE'S TEN MINUTES AWAY. SO THAT LEAVES US WITH TEN... 13 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,768 MINUTES. 14 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:39,714 COME ON, WHIT. WHY DON'T WE TURN THAT FROWN... 15 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:40,770 THE OTHER WAY. 16 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:44,108 - OKAY. IDIOT, IT'S 9:00 A.M. 17 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:46,205 YOU NEVER DO THIS IN THE MORNING. 18 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:47,647 - COME ON. WHY DON'T WE JUST, YOU KNOW, 19 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,351 BANG ONE OUT, ME AND YOU? 20 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,853 - "BANG ONE OUT"? 21 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,194 [retches] 22 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:53,120 OKAY. - COME HERE. 23 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:54,594 - OKAY, BUT YOU'RE IN YOUR MEETING CLOTHES. 24 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,292 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET ALL UNDRESSED. 25 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:57,294 - OKAY. LOOK, CALM DOWN. 26 00:00:57,325 --> 00:00:59,355 NOBODY'S GETTING UNDRESSED, OKAY? 27 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,633 WE COULD JUST SORT OF MAKE OUR STUFF 28 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,762 AVAILABLE TO EACH OTHER. 29 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:07,237 MEN'S PANTS ARE DESIGNED FOR THIS EXACT THING. 30 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:09,138 - WE JUST HAD SEX LAST NIGHT. 31 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:12,170 DID HOWARD STERN HAVE A PORN STAR ON THIS MORNING? 32 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,236 - LOOK, COME ON, WHIT. I JUST, UH, WANT TO, 33 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,635 KIND OF FINISH WHAT WE STARTED, YOU KNOW? 34 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:20,247 NINE MINUTES. 35 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:22,851 - OKAY. WE DID FINISH. 36 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:24,493 I BELIEVE I EVEN ANNOUNCED IT. 37 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:27,758 TWICE. UP TOP. MM. 38 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:28,888 - YEAH. NO, IT WAS GOOD. 39 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,592 I JUST, YOU KNOW, I WASN'T REALLY TALKING ABOUT YOU. 40 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,294 - YOU WERE TAKEN CARE OF. 41 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:33,626 [chuckles] 42 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:38,231 - OH, MM. 43 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:40,196 YES AND NO. 44 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:43,174 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - NOTHING. 45 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:50,675 - DID YOU FAKE IT? 46 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,250 - WHAT'S UP? 47 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:56,521 - [gasps] 48 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,620 GUYS CAN DO THAT? 49 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,352 - TOTALLY. 50 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:01,888 UH, NO. 51 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:03,322 NO. 52 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:06,857 NO, NOT WITH A GIRL AS PRETTY AS YOU. 53 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:12,272 - WHITNEY IS TAPED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 54 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,768 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU FAKED IT. 55 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:17,744 - WELL, NO, LOOK, THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME 56 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:22,881 AND LAST TIME EVER WITH YOU, WHIT, I PROMISE. 57 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:25,650 - OKAY, BUT WHY COULDN'T-- 58 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:26,909 - I-I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW? 59 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,277 IT WAS JUST, LIKE, A COMBINATION OF THINGS. 60 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,276 LIKE, I HAD ONE TOO MANY BEERS, 61 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:30,277 AND MY MIND WAS WANDERING. 62 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:34,758 - OKAY. YOUR MIND WAS WANDERING? 63 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:35,858 WHERE? 64 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:40,859 BIEL? ALBA? JOLIE? 65 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,864 - WELL, NO, I MEAN, IF I WAS THINKING OF THEM, 66 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,796 THEN WE WOULDN'T BE STANDING HERE, HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. 67 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:49,503 UH, UH, UH... 68 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:50,937 - OKAY. 69 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:53,241 THEN, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT? 70 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:55,314 - [sighs] 71 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:56,713 FANTASY FOOTBALL. 72 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:01,953 - THEY HAVE CHEERLEADERS? 73 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:03,522 - NO, BUT THAT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA. 74 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:04,691 I'M GOING TO GET ON THAT. 75 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,748 I'LL GO, I'LL-- BYE, BYE-BYE. 76 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:08,557 - ALEX? - [sighs] 77 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,489 LOOK, IT WOULD JUST-- IT WAS TAKING SO LONG 78 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:16,334 THAT I JUST-- I CALLED IT OFF. 79 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:19,604 - OKAY, BUT YOU DID IT EXACTLY HOW YOU NORMALLY DO IT. 80 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:22,543 YOU CAN'T JUST FAKE THAT. 81 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,270 - [gasps] AH! 82 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:26,435 - OH, MY GOD! 83 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:36,016 - ARE YOU-- ARE YOU MAD? 84 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,449 - I MEAN, MY FEELINGS ARE HURT. 85 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:43,287 BOTH OF THEM. 86 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:45,434 YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TOLD ME THAT, OKAY? 87 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:49,029 I WOULD NEVER TELL YOU IF I FAKED IT. 88 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,662 - WELL, WHIT, IT'S SO OBVIOUS WHEN YOU FAKE IT. 89 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:54,268 I MEAN, YOU'RE SO LAZY ABOUT IT THAT YOU CALL ME "AL." 90 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,005 COME ON, WHIT. 91 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,469 - NO, OKAY? THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS 92 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:01,978 YOU SHOULD NOT TELL ME. 93 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:03,039 OKAY? 94 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,006 IF IT'S SOMETHING DUMB LIKE THAT THAT'S JUST GOING 95 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:07,284 TO HURT MY FEELINGS, PLEASE JUST LIE TO ME. 96 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:08,345 - OH, I KNOW. 97 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:11,422 I MEAN, I-I LIE TO YOU ABOUT STUFF ALL THE TIME. 98 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,392 - WHAT KIND OF STUFF? 99 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:21,728 - WELL, NO, I MEAN, IT'S JUST LIKE 100 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:22,732 A FIGURE OF SPEECH. IT'S LIKE, 101 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,903 "I LIE TO YOU ALL THE TIME." 102 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:32,873 - I'LL TELL YOU ONE IF YOU TELL ME ONE. 103 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:40,507 - OKAY. 104 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:41,718 - ALL RIGHT. 105 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:44,819 [clears throat] 106 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:46,852 I LIE ABOUT KNOWING WHO ELI MANNING IS. 107 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:50,017 I STILL THINK HE'S A RABBI. 108 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:53,457 - HE WON THE SUPER B-- ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 109 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,904 FAIR ENOUGH. 110 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,329 - OKAY, YOUR TURN. 111 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:59,565 - UM, OKAY. UH... 112 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,500 YOU KNOW WHAT? I-I LIE ABOUT LILY. 113 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,406 I THINK THAT SHE'S TOTALLY PRETTY. 114 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:06,108 - SHE'S THE PRETTIEST. I THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD 115 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:11,009 THAT YOU SAID YOU THOUGHT OF HER LIKE A LITTLE BROTHER. 116 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:14,824 - ALL RIGHT. THERE YOU HAVE IT. 117 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,378 - I EMPTY OUT THE CREAM IN THE CREAMER, 118 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:17,687 AND I REPLACE IT WITH SKIM MILK. 119 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:20,048 SORRY! 120 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:22,617 - AND I POUR OUT THE SKIM MILK, AND I REPLACE IT WITH CREAM. 121 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,586 - [gasps] 122 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:31,431 IS THAT WHY IT TASTES SO DELICIOUS? 123 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:34,125 - YEAH, IT'S FOOD. 124 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,537 I MEAN, ME DOING THAT 125 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,639 IS THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU'RE STILL ALIVE. 126 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,671 - [giggles] 127 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:42,077 IT'S SO COOL THAT WE CAN DO THIS. 128 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:44,979 YOU KNOW, IT'S FUN IN, LIKE, A SCARY, 129 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:48,152 "WE MIGHT BREAK UP" KIND OF WAY. [laughs] 130 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,981 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'VE GOT TO GO. 131 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,147 I LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU. 132 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,094 - I AM OFF. 133 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,720 - I HATE THAT SHIRT. - I HATE ALL YOUR SHIRTS. 134 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:58,055 GOD, THAT FEELS SO GOOD! 135 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:02,962 - HA! 136 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:05,166 [chuckles] 137 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,398 - I ACT CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR CHRONIC BIG TOE PAIN, 138 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:11,535 BUT REALLY, I THINK IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD. 139 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:14,142 - THAT TIME YOU TRIPPED AND FELL IN THE BEST BUY PARKING LOT? 140 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:17,184 I FELL OUT OF LOVE WITH YOU A LITTLE. 141 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,910 - THAT'S NOT A LIE. JUST HURTFUL. 142 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:22,146 BUT, YEAH. 143 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:25,022 - WE'RE THE BEST. - THE BEST. 144 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:30,089 - HOW AWESOME'S THE NEW BARTENDER? 145 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,033 - YEAH. HE'LL DO JUST FINE. 146 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,689 I MEAN, HE LOOKS STRONG ENOUGH TO CARRY ME OUTSIDE 147 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,097 AND PUT ME IN A CAB. 148 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,429 SO R.J. IS ALEX'S FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL? 149 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:39,926 - YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I HIRED HIM. 150 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:41,967 YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A GOOD BARTENDER. 151 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,642 ONE GUY WAS LATE, ONE GUY NEVER SHOWED UP, 152 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:44,811 ONE GUY NEVER CALLED BACK. 153 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:47,038 - ADD A PARALYZING FEAR OF AGING, 154 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:50,814 AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A WOMAN. 155 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,954 - SO WEIRD THAT THERE'S A BARTENDER IN CHICAGO 156 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:55,820 THAT I DON'T KNOW. 157 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:58,919 - THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE HE WORKS NIGHTS. 158 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:03,892 - A WHITE WINE FOR YOU AND A RED WINE FOR YOU. 159 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:07,664 - IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE A BALANCED DIET. 160 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:09,195 - SO, UH, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 161 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:11,059 - I'M FROM OUTSIDE ATLANTA. PLEASE DON'T SAY HOTLANTA. 162 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:15,138 - OH, WHAT A GREAT-- DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 163 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,908 - I'M OUT THERE. I'M LOOKING. 164 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,908 TRYING TO BE FOUND. 165 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,110 BUT I DON'T WANT TO SETTLE FOR SOME DESPERATE GIRL 166 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:25,781 WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHO SHE IS. 167 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:30,153 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. DON'T WORRY, I DO. 168 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,223 - HEY, MARK. 169 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:32,491 CAN I MAKE A SUGGESTION REAL QUICK? 170 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,650 - SURE. 171 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:36,517 - WHAT'S UP WITH THIS CLOCK OVER HERE? 172 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:40,687 - OH, GOD. IS IT RACIST? 173 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:43,258 - NO, BUT I THINK YOU MIGHT BE. 174 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,226 LOOK, FIRST THING I LEARNED ABOUT THE BAR BUSINESS, 175 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:46,925 NO CLOCKS. 176 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,237 - YEAH, BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE'S SITTING HERE DRINKING, 177 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,569 THEY'VE GOT TO GET HOME TO THEIR F-- 178 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:54,265 OHH. 179 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,537 BUT WHAT IF THEIR WIFE NEEDS THEM 180 00:07:56,577 --> 00:08:00,777 TO BE SOMEWHERE, AND-- 181 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,224 OHH. 182 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:06,646 - R.J. 183 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,057 - MY MAN, ALEX MILLER. 184 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,088 - HEY, MAN. HOW YA BEEN? 185 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:11,162 GOD, IT'S BEEN SO LONG. 186 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:13,131 LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE STILL IN SUCH GOOD SHAPE, 187 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,860 HUH? 188 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:15,855 WELL, THAT WAS WEIRD. 189 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:18,626 UM, WHITNEY, THIS IS R.J. 190 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:19,726 R.J., THIS IS MY GIRL, WHITNEY. 191 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,127 - HI. - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. 192 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:25,108 LOOK AT YOU, ALEX. FINALLY DATING A WHITE GIRL. 193 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,208 - AM I? - [laughs] 194 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,140 YOU KNOW, I HAVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 195 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,005 ALEX IS ALWAYS BRAGGING ABOUT HOW YOU GUYS 196 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,043 PLAYED BASKETBALL TOGETHER. 197 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,208 YOU KNOW, LIKE, WHEN HE TOOK THE TEAM TO STATE. 198 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:37,016 - WELL, YEAH. HE LITERALLY TOOK US. 199 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,550 HE DROVE THE BUS. 200 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,217 - YEAH, THAT'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE LITTLE LIES 201 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,124 WE TOLD EACH OTHER. 202 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,316 - AND HERE'S ANOTHER ONE FOR YOU. 203 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,287 I NEVER BELIEVED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE. 204 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,097 - SEE WHAT WE DID THERE? 205 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,029 - MADE EVERYONE UNCOMFORTABLE 'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIGHT? 206 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,934 - NO, JUST THEN WE ACTUALLY AVOIDED 207 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:54,896 HAVING A FIGHT BECAUSE WE DECIDED TO COME CLEAN 208 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:57,035 ABOUT ALL THE STUPID, LITTLE LIES WE TELL EACH OTHER. 209 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,270 - YEAH. 210 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:00,005 TURNS OUT, WHEN YOU TELL THE TRUTH TO SOMEBODY 211 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,640 THAT YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH, IT'S A GOOD THING. 212 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,006 TWEET IT. - BLOG IT. 213 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,354 - STOP IT. 214 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,249 - WAIT, YOU GUYS DIDN'T TELL EACH OTHER 215 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,080 EVERYTHING EVERYTHING, DID YOU? 216 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,815 - EVERYTHING. - CLEARED THE DECKS. 217 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,080 - CLEAN SLATE. - SQUARE ONE. 218 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:13,088 - WHIT, DID YOU TELL HIM THAT THE TENNIS BRACELET HE GOT YOU 219 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,290 DIDN'T BREAK, YOU JUST DIDN'T LIKE IT? 220 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:15,361 - YEP. 221 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,788 - DID YOU TELL HER THAT THE BRACELET WAS A FAKE? 222 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:17,964 - YEP. 223 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,231 - OH, WHAT'D YOU SAY WHEN SHE TOLD YOU 224 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:22,659 SHE LIED ABOUT BEING IN A COMA? 225 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:29,003 - WH-WHAT? 226 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,666 - YOU WERE NEVER IN A COMA? 227 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:33,144 - OH, YES, YOU WERE. 228 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:38,253 I MEAN, THAT COMA GOT YOU GOOD. 229 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:43,118 - WH-WHIT, YOU LIED ABOUT BEING IN A COMA? 230 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:46,690 - YES, ONE OF THOSE LITTLE, WHITE LIES WE LOVE SO MUCH. 231 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,790 YEAH. [chuckles] 232 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:52,091 - WHIT. - HI, BABY. 233 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,185 - COULD YOU GUYS EXCUSE US FOR A SECOND? 234 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:57,027 I'D LIKE TO TALK TO WHITNEY ALONE. 235 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:59,934 - SURE. 236 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,367 R.J., YOU WANT TO HELP ME MOVE THE BAR OUTSIDE, 237 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:05,141 SO THESE TWO CAN HAVE A MOMENT? 238 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,242 - ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 239 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:09,313 I'M GOING TO GO OUTSIDE AND GET SOME FRESH AIR, HUH? 240 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,682 - I DIDN'T KNOW-- THAT WAS, LIKE, 241 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,252 THE FIRST LIE YOU TOLD HIM. 242 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:17,080 - OKAY, WE'RE NOT GOING IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. 243 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,147 UGH! 244 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,064 - [sighs] 245 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,358 ALEX. - WHIT, 246 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,833 WHY WOULD YOU LIE AND SAY THAT YOU WERE IN A COMA? 247 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:32,672 - [scoffs] 248 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:36,770 I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU FAKED IT LAST NIGHT. 249 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:41,214 I MEAN, THAT IS JUST STARTING TO SINK IN. 250 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,441 - WHIT, SERIOUSLY. 251 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,246 - FINE. I WILL LET YOU BANG ONE OUT. 252 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,679 ONE. 253 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:53,786 - WHIT. THE COMA. NOW. 254 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:57,191 - LOOK, WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT, WE'D JUST SPENT 255 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,164 TWO DAYS STRAIGHT TOGETHER, OKAY? 256 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:03,162 AND I JUST--I NEEDED SOME TIME. SOME SPACE. 257 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:06,696 SOME ICE. 258 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,244 - HAVE YOU SEEN MY HAIR EXTENSIONS? 259 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,968 - I THINK I SWALLOWED THEM. 260 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,814 SO I MADE RESERVATIONS AT GINO'S. 261 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:13,740 I'LL PICK YOU UP TONIGHT AT 8:00. 262 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,144 - OH, UH, 263 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,035 YOU FORGOT THE PART WHERE YOU ASK ME. 264 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,307 - YEAH, I'M LEARNING THAT GIVING YOU A CHOICE 265 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,905 IN THE MATTER DOESN'T REALLY WORK WITH YOU. 266 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,747 KIND OF JUST GOT TO MAKE YOU DO THINGS. 267 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:22,622 UH, EXCEPT FOR SEX. 268 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,819 THAT'S REALLY EASY TO GET YOU TO DO. 269 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,222 - OKAY, I, UM, I CAN'T TONIGHT. 270 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:27,223 I JUST-- I HAVE A THING. 271 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,924 - OH. SO, UH, CANCEL IT. 272 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,916 - UH, IT'S PRETTY SET IN STONE. 273 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,258 - SO COME OVER AFTER. 274 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,492 - UM, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T. 275 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,926 I'M STILL GOING TO BE DOING THE THING THAT I CAN'T NOT DO. 276 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,333 IT JUST TAKES A WHILE TO DO. 277 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,325 - YOU KNOW, WHIT, IF YOU'RE NOT INTO THIS, 278 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,566 YOU COULD JUST TELL ME. 279 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,000 I'D HATE TO THINK THAT I WASTED THE LAST TWO DAYS OF MY LIFE 280 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,306 IN A RELATIONSHIP THAT ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE. 281 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,508 - OKAY. I AM TOTALLY INTO IT. 282 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,910 I MEAN, ASK YOUR NEIGHBORS. 283 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,313 - OKAY. WELL, I MEAN, 284 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,014 I JUST THINK YOU'RE BEING KIND OF SHADY, YOU KNOW? 285 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,776 - OKAY. IT'S JUST, UM, 286 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:57,375 IT'S JUST, IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING. 287 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,347 IT'S LIKE A-- LIKE A MEDICAL THING. 288 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,516 I JUST HAVE TO GET SOMETHING CHECKED OUT. 289 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,864 - WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GETTING TESTED FOR? 290 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,960 - OH, MY GOD. I TOLD YOU FOUR TIMES. 291 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:08,333 - NO, YOU DIDN'T. WHAT HAPPENED? 292 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,001 - NOTHING. IT'S NOTHING. 293 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,330 I-I WAS JUST, UM, I WAS IN A... 294 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:15,995 A, UM, A COMA. 295 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,536 - WHIT, YOU WERE IN A COMA? 296 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,170 WHAT-- FOR HOW LONG? 297 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,537 - UM, FIVE. 298 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,275 - YEARS? 299 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,851 - NO. DAYS. 300 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,949 IT WAS, IT WAS, YOU KNOW, UM-- 301 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,521 BUT, YOU KNOW, IT FELT LIKE YEARS. 302 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,279 YOU KNOW, TIME REALLY DOES FLY 303 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:34,318 WHEN YOU'RE IN A COMA. 304 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,564 - HOW DID YOU GO INTO A COMA? 305 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:40,558 - UH, IT WAS NOT EASY. 306 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,033 UM, BUT YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT, SO... 307 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,973 - OH, GOD. WELL, I FEEL TERRIBLE. 308 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,128 I MEAN, I WAS PULLING YOUR HAIR FOR, LIKE, AN HOUR LAST NIGHT. 309 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,437 - YEAH, THAT WAS WEIRD. 310 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,238 UM, BUT, YOU KNOW, I, UH, IT'S FINE. 311 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,111 IT WAS ACTUALLY A VERY SMALL COMA. 312 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:56,540 IT'S, UM, CALLED A COMETTE. 313 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,206 SO, UM, BUT I WILL CALL YOU WHEN I GET BACK. 314 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,346 - OKAY, WELL, HOW LONG ARE YOU GONE? 315 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,281 - UM, THIS WEEKEND IS MY CHECKUP. 316 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,516 YOU KNOW, LIKE, EVERY FIVE YEARS, 317 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,951 I JUST HAVE TO GET, LIKE, AN X-RAY. 318 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:06,946 - AN MRI? 319 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,487 - YES. 320 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,831 IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT COMAS THAN I DO. 321 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,429 - UH, WHERE DO YOU GO? 322 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,030 - UM, UH, DETROIT. 323 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,873 - DETROIT? 324 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:18,828 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY OUT THERE? 325 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,826 YOU CAN'T GET YOUR BRAIN CHECKED IN CHICAGO? 326 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,368 - NO, IT'S RIDICULOUS. 327 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,542 IT'S JUST THAT DETROIT IS THE BEST PLACE TO GO FOR COMAS, 328 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,341 BUT FOR SOME REASON, PEOPLE ONLY WANT TO FOCUS 329 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,913 ON THE CAR THING. 330 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,611 OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I GET BACK. 331 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,882 - COME HERE, COME HERE. HEY, POOR THING. 332 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,552 - OH, CAREFUL, YOU'RE GOING TO REACTIVATE IT. 333 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,989 YOU KNOW WHAT, I, UM, FORGOT MY UNDERWEAR. 334 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:39,989 - OH, YOU WEREN'T WEARING ANY. 335 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:45,190 - OH. GOT THAT COMA BRAIN. 336 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,995 - THAT WAS SUCH A STUPID LIE. - I KNOW. 337 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:52,498 I MEAN, ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD BELIEVE THAT. 338 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,572 - BUT WHY A COMA? 339 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,940 - I DON'T KNOW. 340 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,598 MONO SEEMED LIKE TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT, 341 00:13:56,636 --> 00:14:00,966 AND HEP C HADN'T COME OUT YET. 342 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,538 - BUT YOU JUST KEPT LYING ABOUT IT. 343 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:06,305 LIKE, EVERY TIME I'D BRING IT UP, YOU'D JUST GO WITH IT. 344 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,216 YOU HAD FOUR YEARS TO TELL ME THE TRUTH. 345 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,648 WHY DIDN'T YOU? 346 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,622 - BECAUSE, WHAT KIND OF INSANE PERSON LIES 347 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:15,391 ABOUT BEING IN A COMA? 348 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,562 - YEAH. 349 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,261 WELL, IT'S GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE WHILE 350 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:24,603 FOR ME TO GET USED TO THE FACT THAT YOU WERE NEVER IN A COMA. 351 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,531 - HOW COME? 352 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:31,066 - BECAUSE IT SEEMED TO EXPLAIN A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT YOU. 353 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:35,214 LIKE WHY YOU'RE SO LOUD. 354 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,952 YOU CAN'T WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE. 355 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,179 - I DO VEER. 356 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,084 - I MEAN, SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU, RIGHT? 357 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,487 - YOU GUYS. I AM SO SORRY. 358 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,189 I JUST ASSUMED YOU KNEW ABOUT THE COMA 359 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,291 SINCE THAT'S WHY YOU LIED ABOUT KEVIN. 360 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,197 - WELL, WHO'S KEVIN? 361 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,469 - [squeals] 362 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,473 - SO WE'RE GOOD? 363 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,972 - WAIT, WHO'S KEVIN? 364 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:07,614 - OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE, LIKE, OBSESSED WITH HIM. 365 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,610 - WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE? 366 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,042 WHO'S WINNING? 367 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,948 - DON'T KNOW. COULDN'T FIND THEM. 368 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,651 - WELL, I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE A DISASTER. 369 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,252 THEY WERE BEING HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. 370 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,094 THINGS ARE BOUND TO GO SOUTH. 371 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,219 - I DON'T KNOW. ME, PERSONALLY? 372 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,963 I WANT TO HEAR THE TRUTH NO MATTER WHAT. 373 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,419 I'M A GROWN MAN. I CAN TAKE IT. 374 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,027 - THE BAR DOESN'T REALLY OFFER HEALTH INSURANCE. 375 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,600 SO...BE CAREFUL. 376 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,030 - OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH. 377 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,295 I DON'T REALLY LIKE YOUR SHIRT. 378 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,173 YOU LOOK LIKE AN ALCOHOLIC FATHER. 379 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,973 - MY FRESHMAN YEAR IN COLLEGE, I TOLD A GUY I WAS PREGNANT, 380 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:41,006 SO HE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME. 381 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,411 BUT THEN I REALIZED I COULDN'T DRINK, 382 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,682 SO I GAVE IT UP FOR ADOPTION. 383 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:49,081 - BACK OFF, BRO. SHE'S MINE. 384 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,046 - WHIT, WHO IS KEVIN? 385 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,054 AND DO NOT LIE TO ME. 386 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,187 - DO YOU REMEMBER THAT GUY THAT YOU SAW ME OUT WITH 387 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,497 THE NIGHT AFTER WE MET? 388 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:06,769 - YEAH. - [sighs] 389 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:11,569 WE HAD BEEN TOGETHER FOR A YEAR AND A HALF. 390 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,674 - A YEAR AND A HALF? 391 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:16,535 SO HE WAS LIKE YOUR SERIOUS BOYFRIEND? 392 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,706 - YEAH. 393 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,154 - SO THOSE TWO NIGHTS YOU SPENT WITH ME, 394 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,279 YOU WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP. 395 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,254 - I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT IT, OKAY? 396 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:26,753 I-I-I DIDN'T-- [sighs] I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. 397 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:27,946 UM, OKAY, LOOK. 398 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,757 YOU AND I HAD MET, AND IT JUST, IT WAS MOVING REALLY FAST, 399 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,590 AND I-I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 400 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,755 - ALL RIGHT, SO YOU TOOK TWO DAYS TO BREAK UP WITH HIM? 401 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,165 - WELL, OKAY. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO 402 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,768 TO A SISTER'S WEDDING IN DETROIT. 403 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:42,769 I DID NOT LIE ABOUT THAT. 404 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,312 - ALL RIGHT, GOOD BECAUSE THAT'S THE PART THAT REALLY STUNG. 405 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,108 - I'M SORRY, OKAY? 406 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,640 I JUST-- I DID NOT HANDLE IT WELL. 407 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,546 AND I, UM, I JUST PANICKED IN THE MOMENT. 408 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:55,249 - YEAH, BUT YOU HAD THIS WHOLE ELABORATE STORY MADE UP, 409 00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,722 JUST, LIKE, WITH DOCTORS IN DETROIT AND MRIs-- 410 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:58,750 - OKAY, NO. YOU SAID MRI. 411 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,585 I SAID X-RAY. OKAY? 412 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:04,191 AND--AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY COMA AND GET OUT OF THERE. 413 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,064 ALL RIGHT? BUT YOU JUST-- 414 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,562 YOU KEPT INTERROGATING ME ABOUT IT. 415 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:07,593 - YEAH, IT'S CALLED BEING CONCERNED, WHITNEY. 416 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:11,727 - WHICH I HAD NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE, ALEX. 417 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,734 I WAS SCARED, OKAY? 418 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,737 - OF ME? 419 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,809 - I DON'T KNOW. I JUST... 420 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:23,439 I HAD NEVER BEEN WITH SOMEONE WHO TREATED ME WELL, 421 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,776 AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE, 422 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,552 LIKE, HOW MUCH YOU CARED ABOUT ME. 423 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,751 YOU KNOW, I JUST... 424 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:34,723 ALL I KNEW WAS THAT I COULDN'T LOSE YOU. 425 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,524 - ALL RIGHT, SO YOU CHEATED ON HIM WITH ME? 426 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,186 THAT'S HOW WE STARTED THIS RELATIONSHIP, 427 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,825 ON THAT FOOT. 428 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:40,829 YOU KNOW, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT 429 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,830 IF LILY DIDN'T COME OUT HERE. 430 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,332 - OKAY. 431 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,725 I'M SORRY. 432 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,766 OKAY-- - UH-HUH. 433 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,572 - [sighs] 434 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,736 [door shuts] 435 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,886 - HERE'S YOUR JACKET. 436 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,162 YOU'RE FREEZING. 437 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,738 I SUCK TOO. UH... 438 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:24,640 I WENT OUT WITH ANOTHER GIRL 439 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,871 THE WEEKEND THAT YOU WERE IN DETROIT. 440 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,737 - YOU WERE HANGING OUT WITH SOME SLUT 441 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:33,376 WHILE I WAS GETTING AN MRI? 442 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,883 - YOU WEREN'T EVEN REALLY GETTING AN MRI. 443 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,384 - YOU THOUGHT I WAS. 444 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:40,647 - I-I DIDN'T-- I DIDN'T KNOW 445 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:44,357 IF I WAS EVER GOING TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN. 446 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,761 - [exasperated sigh] 447 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:07,646 SO WHEN WE FIRST MET, I HAD A BOYFRIEND, 448 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,650 AND YOU WENT OUT WITH SOME GIRL 449 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,382 WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS UNDERGOING 450 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:14,918 A LIFE-THREATENING MEDICAL PROCEDURE? 451 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,764 - YEAH. 452 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,633 - WE'RE DISGUSTING. 453 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,633 - MONSTERS. 454 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,934 - PIGS. - YOU MAKE ME SICK. 455 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:26,625 - ME TOO. - HOW CAN I EVER 456 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,936 TRUST YOU AGAIN? - YOU CAN'T. 457 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:34,640 - ALL RIGHT, SO, UH... 458 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,714 THAT'S ALL THE LIES, HUH? 459 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:41,754 WE'RE DONE? 460 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:42,821 - NOT EVEN CLOSE. 461 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:47,989 - ME NEITHER. 462 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:52,930 - FROM NOW ON, IF THERE IS SOMETHING THAT IS, LIKE, 463 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,399 ONLY GONNA JUST HURT OUR FEELINGS, LET'S JUST... 464 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,969 LET'S JUST NOT TELL EACH OTHER. 465 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:05,569 - OKAY, BUT I GOT A GOOD ONE. 466 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,905 - FINE. WHAT IS IT? 467 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,380 - THOSE HAIR EXTENSIONS THAT YOU TOOK HOME THE NIGHT 468 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,909 THAT WE WERE TOGETHER, THEY WERE NOT YOURS. 469 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,883 - AAH! 470 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,683 [laughs] 471 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,886 I HAVE A GOOD ONE FOR YOU TOO. 472 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:19,918 - WHAT? 473 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,892 - UGH. 474 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:26,862 I-I DON'T LOVE YOU. 475 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,903 - YEAH, UH-HUH? 476 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:33,429 WELL, I DON'T LIKE YOUR FACE. 477 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,966 AND, UM, I DON'T LOVE YOU TOO. 478 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:45,009 - WANT TO GO INSIDE? - WELL, LET'S JUST GO HOME. 479 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,514 - IT'LL BE JUST FOR, LIKE, A MINUTE. 480 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,616 - WHY? - THIS ISN'T MY JACKET. 481 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,460 - THAT WAS A GREAT NIGHT, RIGHT? 482 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,358 GOOD TIPS, GOOD PEOPLE. WE BROKE UP THAT FIGHT. 483 00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,761 - YEAH, WE DID. - YEAH, WE DID. 484 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:00,792 - YOU'RE PRETTY QUICK WITH YOUR HANDS TOO. 485 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,057 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? BUSTING OUT THE FULL NELSON. 486 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,865 - I HAD TO, MAN. THOSE GIRLS WERE STRONG. 487 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:06,868 GOOD FIRST DAY? - YEAH. 488 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:07,869 - SEE YOU TOMORROW? 489 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:08,940 - YEAH. OH, NO. 490 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:09,968 WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO WE DO? 491 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:13,012 BUST--BLOWING IT UP? UH, TICKLES? 492 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,409 P-POUND IT OUT? 493 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,041 - LET'S JUST-- WE'LL JUST DO THIS. 494 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,005 - OKAY. 495 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,384 I'M SO GLAD THAT'S OVER WITH. 496 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:22,522 I'VE BEEN WORRYING ABOUT THAT ALL DAY. 35025

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