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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:11,179 - SO I TELL HER, "GET ME A NEW SET OF CLUBS, RIGHT?" 2 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,508 - YEAH. - YOU KNOW WHAT SHE GETS ME? 3 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,413 ANOTHER WATCH. - AW! 4 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:16,245 - [laughs] - WELL, WE'RE SCREWED. 5 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,680 IF FIELDER AND GRAY CAN'T DIG ITSELF 6 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:19,415 OUT OF THIS FINANCIAL CRISIS, 7 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,450 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FILE FOR CLASS-B BANKRUPTCY. 8 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,055 - I DON'T GET IT. 9 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:24,787 - WE BORROWED EQUITY AGAINST A LOW A.P.A., 10 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:26,332 AND NOW WE DON'T HAVE THE FUNDS TO PAY BACK 11 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:28,187 THE IRA LOAN-OUTS WE ACCRUED. 12 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,495 DO YOU GET IT NOW, TASKER? - NO, I KNOW. 13 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:31,427 WHY DON'T WE JUST EXPAND OUR PAYOUT RATIO? 14 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:34,302 - IF YOU THINK NASDAQ ISN'T GONNA RED FLAG US FOR THAT, 15 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:36,201 YOU'RE NUTTIER THAN GRANDMA'S CHRISTMAS FRUITCAKE. 16 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,043 - GIVE ME A BREAK, FRANKLIN. 17 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:40,409 I'M ONLY A FIRST-YEAR BROKER WITH A FINANCE CPA, GAH! 18 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:42,638 - OH, DON'T WORRY, TASKER. WE CAN TELL. 19 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,483 - YO, GUYS, WE COULD ALWAYS FREEZE 20 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,548 OUR QUARTER MARKET VALUE FOR THE TIME BEING. 21 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,677 - YEAH, BUT THAT WOULD ONLY INFLATE OUR G.T.C. ORDER AND... 22 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:51,422 all: DECREASE THE INTRINSIC VALUE OF OUR INVESTMENT CAPITAL, 23 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:53,389 LEAVING AN UNCHECKED DEFICIT IN OUTUAL STOCK OPTIONS. 24 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,787 - DAMN IT! 25 00:00:54,789 --> 00:00:56,389 - ALL WE GOTTA DO IS SWITCH THE BIDS 26 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,420 AND PRICE LIMIT ORDERS BY THE THIRD QUARTER. 27 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:00,226 ALTHOUGH THAT WOULD DRIVE THE OPEN-ENDED SECURITIES WAY DOWN. 28 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:01,627 DAMN IT! 29 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:03,499 - GUYS, WE'LL JUST RUN THE BUSINESS TRUST 30 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,627 THROUGH A CAPITAL GAINS CLIENT ORDER. 31 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:08,233 - BUSINESS TRUST THROUGH A CAPITAL GAINS CLIENT ORDER? 32 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,635 TASKER, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 33 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:12,138 - YEAH, WHAT DID YOU DO? 34 00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:13,769 JUST LOOK UP A BUNCH OF STOCK TERMS 35 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:15,474 AND STRING 'EM INTO A SENTENCE? 36 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:17,306 [laughter] 37 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:19,551 - CONFERENCE ROOM, NOW! 38 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:21,707 - ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS UNDERWRITE OUR HEDGE ASSETS 39 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:24,545 BEFORE THE NEXT TRADING SESSION, AND WE'RE GOLDEN. 40 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:26,492 - BEFORE THE NEXT TRADING SESSION? 41 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:27,647 THAT'S ILLEGAL. 42 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:30,155 AND WORSE, IT'S IMMORAL. 43 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:31,757 [laughter] 44 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:34,629 - TASKER, YOU REALLY ARE A FIRST-YEAR BROKER 45 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:37,428 WITH A FINANCE CPA. [laughter] 46 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:41,431 RELAX, PAL. THIS IS HOW THE WORLD WORKS. 47 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,165 [laughter] 48 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:51,742 - HI, FOLKS. I'M MIKE HANFORD. 49 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:53,745 I THINK WE MADE OUR POINT HERE, RIGHT? 50 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:56,377 WALL STREET. WHAT A MESS. 51 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:57,823 - HERE'S WHAT WE'D LIKE TO SAY 52 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:01,118 TO THOSE FAT CATS DOWN ON MADISON AVENUE. 53 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:04,422 NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 54 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:06,425 YOU GOT TOO MANY TERMS, OKAY? 55 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:09,497 TOO MANY COMPLICATED TERMS. - YEAH. 56 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:12,697 YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK AND FEEL LIKE IDIOTS. 57 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:15,470 SO SIMPLIFY IT, WALL STREET. GOT IT? 58 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:20,514 [upbeat music] 59 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:28,548 ♪ ♪ 60 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:33,920 - AH. GOOD EVENING, FOLKS. 61 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,651 I WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT TO CLARIFY SOMETHING 62 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,556 BEFORE WE MOVE ON. 63 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,358 THE "SKEWERED" STAMP 64 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,560 THAT YOU SAW SLAM ONTO THE SCREEN A MOMENT AGO 65 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:44,702 WAS USED TO INDICATE THAT THE AFOREMENTIONED TOPIC 66 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,798 HAS BEEN SATIRIZED COMPLETELY. 67 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,270 THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO SATIRIZE ABOUT IT. 68 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:51,770 IT'S DONE. IT'S OVER. 69 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:54,612 NOW, THE WORD "SKEWERED" IS SOMETIMES USED 70 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:57,678 IN BARBECUE PARLANCE TO REFER TO PUNCTURED 71 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,878 OR STUCK FOODSTUFFS. 72 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:03,380 BUT ON THIS PROGRAM, WE USE THE WORD TO REFER TO SUBJECTS 73 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,754 THAT HAVE BEEN SHOT CLEAN THROUGH 74 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:07,353 WITH AN ARROW OF SCRUTINY 75 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:11,264 AND ROASTED OVER FLAMES OF HUMOR AND TRUTH. 76 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:14,728 ALL RIGHT? 77 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:20,398 AND LET'S KEEP DOING THE SHOW NOW. 78 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:21,531 [sizzling] 79 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,865 - THIS WAS IT. 80 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,371 AFTER THREE LONG DAYS OF TESTIMO 81 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,843 WITH WITNESS AFTER WITNESS 82 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:30,541 CLAIMING I'D KILLED MY BELOVED RUTHIE MAY, 83 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,784 IT SEEMED MY TRIAL HAD REACHED ITS BOILING POINT. 84 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,780 - ORDER! ORDER! 85 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:36,552 - WELL, THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. 86 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,580 I BELIEVE IT'S QUITE CLEAR TO US ALL 87 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:41,716 THAT WE HAVE REACHED A STALEMATE HERE TODAY. 88 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:46,792 NOW, IT IS NOT BECAUSE OF CONTRADICTORY TESTIMONY. 89 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:49,494 NO, THAT AIN'T IT. 90 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:51,796 AND IT IS NOT BECAUSE OF A LACK OF EVIDENCE. 91 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:53,669 HECK, WE GOT A MOUNTAIN OF THE STUFF. 92 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,697 - YEP. - MM-HMM. 93 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:59,273 - BUT IT IS BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT THIS HERE COURTROOM 94 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:01,373 IS TOO DAMN SWEATY! 95 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,535 [overlapping chatter] 96 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,814 HERE WE ARE TRYING TO UPHOLD THE LAW, 97 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,613 AND EVERY TIME WE TRY TO SPEAK, 98 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,775 WE GOT TO DEAL WITH THE STICKY AND THE SALTY, 99 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,683 THE DRIPPING AND THE BEADING, 100 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,445 THE SLIPPING AND THE SLIDING, 101 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:15,524 THE SLISHING AND THE SLOSHING! 102 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:16,792 [overlapping chatter] 103 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,360 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS? 104 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:19,729 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 105 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:22,287 I WOULD LIKE TO CALL YOUR ATTENTION 106 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:24,696 TO THE THERMOMETER ON THE WALL. 107 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,598 [indistinct chatter, all gasp] 108 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,470 - MR. PEPPERWATER, 109 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:31,039 CAN YOU SEE THE THERMOMETER THAT I'M SPEAKING OF? 110 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,568 - I CAN, YES. 111 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:34,543 - WELL, THAT'S REAL GOOD. 112 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:38,481 WOULD YOU MIND READING IT FOR US? 113 00:04:40,346 --> 00:04:42,806 - 104 DEGREES! 114 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:45,616 - 104 FAHRENHEIT DEGREES. 115 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,419 THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A HIGH TEMPERATURE, 116 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,321 AND I BELIEVE THAT AS A RESULT OF THIS TEMPERATURE, 117 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:52,293 THE COURTROOM HAS BECOME VERY, VERY SWEATY! 118 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:53,533 THANK YOU! 119 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:54,757 [indistinct chatter, gavel banging] 120 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,302 - AMEN! - OH, EXCELLENT. 121 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,427 NOW, DEFENSE, YOU MAY PROCEED. 122 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:01,372 - THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. 123 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:06,838 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M DAZZLED. 124 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:11,080 I AM IMPRESSED AND ENTERTAINED BY THE LITTLE SHOW 125 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:12,838 THAT THE PROSECUTOR'S BEEN PUTTING ON. 126 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,846 AND THAT'S ALL IT IS. 127 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,578 IT'S A SHOW. DON'T BE FOOLED. 128 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,423 SURE, HE'LL GET US ALL EXCITED 129 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:20,889 AND WOW US WITH FANCY TALK 130 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:23,388 OF THERMOMETERS AND FAHRENHEIT AND DEGREES, 131 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:28,060 BUT WHAT HE WON'T TALK ABOUT IS WHY, DEAR GOD, 132 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:31,602 WHY ARE WE ALL WEARING SUCH HOT CLOTHING? 133 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:33,598 [all gasp] 134 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,700 - I LOOK AROUND THIS COURTROOM TODAY, AND I SEE NYLON. 135 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:38,943 I SEE RAYON, I SEE SATIN AND POLYESTER. 136 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,109 I THINK IF WE LOOK IN THE MIRROR, 137 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:42,668 WE MIGHT FIND THAT MAYBE, 138 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,576 JUST MAYBE, WE ARE ALL TO BLAME. 139 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:46,709 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 140 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:49,384 - YES. - YES, MM-HMM. 141 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:52,783 - YOUR HONOR, AS THE STENOGRAPHER IN THIS CASE, 142 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:55,886 I REALLY OUGHT TO REMAIN IMPARTIAL. 143 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:58,959 BUT WHAT TROUBLES ME IS WHY, 144 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,689 WHEN WE TOOK A BRIEF RECESS FOR LUNCH EARLIER, 145 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:05,625 DID WE ALL EAT SUCH SPICY FOODS? 146 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:06,802 [all murmuring] 147 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,530 YOU YOURSELF, YOUR HONOR, 148 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,435 HAD A BOWL OF CHILI THAT WAS NOT ONE, 149 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:13,967 NOT TWO, NOT THREE, NOT FOUR, BUT FIVE ALARMS! 150 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:15,444 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE COURT, 151 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:17,942 I'VE STAYED SILENT LONG ENOUGH. 152 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,905 AS THE DEFENDANT IN THIS TRIAL, 153 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:22,413 I'D LIKE TO PRESENT EXHIBIT A. 154 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:25,746 [all murmuring] SPICY PICANTE SAUCE. 155 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:29,653 SPICY PICANTE SAUCE HAS NO PLACE ON TOP OF CHILI 156 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:32,756 THAT IS ALREADY OF THE FIVE-ALARM PERSUASION. 157 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,660 - AND WHAT ABOUT OUR AFTER LUNCH DRINKS? 158 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,701 HOT TODDIES, SPICY SARSAPARILLA. 159 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:37,957 all: OH! 160 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:39,455 - PEPPERMINT PUNCH. all: OH! 161 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:40,626 - I--OOH. 162 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,734 [all gasp] 163 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,166 - SHE DIED! 164 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:47,842 [overlapping shouting] 165 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,171 [shouting and gavel banging continue] 166 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:50,776 - ORDER IN THIS COURT! 167 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:52,878 NOW IT APPEARS THAT, IN MY SWEATY STATE, 168 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,810 I HAVE LOST TRACK OF PROPER COURTROOM PROCEDURE. 169 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:59,616 IT IS QUITE UNCOMMON TO ALLOW COMMENTS FROM BOTH LAWYERS, 170 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,620 THE STENOGRAPHER, THE DEFENDANT, 171 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,992 AND THE SWEATY LADY FROM THE BACK OF THE ROOM. 172 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:06,891 LET'S TRY TO GET BACK ON TRACK, SHALL WE? 173 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,764 MR. MERRIWEATHER, FOREMAN OF THE JURY, 174 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,462 WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADJOURN, READJUDICATE, 175 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:13,055 AND RETURN WITH A VERDICT? 176 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,526 - NO DELIBERATION TIME WILL BE NECESSARY, YOUR HONOR. 177 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:19,466 WE THE JURY FIND THIS COURTROOM TO BE TOO SWEATY. 178 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:20,673 - YEAH! 179 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:22,014 - WITH THE STICKING AND THE SALTING, 180 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,739 THE SLIPPING AND THE SLOSHING. 181 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,714 - ALL RIGHT, I APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT. 182 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:27,612 I MEANT A VERDICT IN THE TRIAL. 183 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,984 - OH, YEAH, WE FIND THE DEFENDANT GUILTY OF MURDER. 184 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,553 - AH. DEFENDANT IS HEREBY SENTENCED TO DEATH. 185 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,923 THIS COURTROOM IS ADJOURNED. 186 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:43,557 [soft rock music] 187 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:45,464 - SO DID I TELL YOU WHAT I BOUGHT THE OTHER DAY? 188 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:47,496 - NO, WHAT? - A HARP. 189 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:49,171 - THAT'S FANTASTIC. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU PLAYED. 190 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,769 - I DO, AND I'LL TELL YOU, 191 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:52,501 THIS ONE HAS A REALLY GREAT SOUND TO IT. 192 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:54,466 - REALLY? [chuckles] 193 00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:55,835 - WELL, ANYWAY, I GOTTA GET GOING. 194 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,813 SEE YOU LATER, BRO. 195 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,711 - HAVE A GOOD ONE. 196 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:03,484 WOW, A HARP. 197 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:06,894 I WONDER WHAT THAT WOULD SOUND LIKE. 198 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,917 [dreamy harp music] 199 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:15,793 ♪ ♪ 200 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:19,696 YEAH. 201 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:29,943 - AND NOW THEY'RE ATTACKING REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMEN. 202 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,283 - THE REPUBLICAN AGENDA IS UNPOPULAR 203 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,038 EVEN AMONG REPUBLICANS. 204 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:35,506 - THESE LIBERALS THINK YOUR MONEY BELONGS TO THEM. 205 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:36,916 - THE CONSERVATIVES CHOOSE TO TREAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE 206 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,147 LIKE CHILDREN. 207 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,021 - OUR NEXT GUEST IS A LIBERAL ACTIVIST. 208 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,790 - SO-CALLED POPULAR REPUBLICAN-- - LIBERALS-- 209 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,118 - CONSERVATIVES-- - LIBEROCRATS-- 210 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,863 - IT WOULD BE NICE TO HEAR SOMETHING 211 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,158 FROM THIS ADMINISTRATION THAT WASN'T COMPLETE B.S., 212 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:47,859 BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME. 213 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,561 - IS A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA THE ONLY THING YOU NEED 214 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,303 TO JOIN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY THESE DAYS? 215 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:52,698 - CHECK YOUR FACTS. 216 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,299 - THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND I 217 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,231 IS THAT I AM RIGHT, AND YOU ARE WRONG. 218 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,266 - WRONG. CUT HIS MIC. - HE'S WRONG. 219 00:08:57,271 --> 00:08:58,971 - WR-WR-WRONG. 220 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,772 - WHY DON'T YOU CHECK YOUR OWN NOTES? 221 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,944 BECAUSE YOU MAY FIND THEY'RE WRONG. 222 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,613 - YOU'RE WRONG, YOU'RE WRONG. 223 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:05,641 - YOU'RE WRONG! - I'LL SHOUT IT OUT ALL I WANT. 224 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,246 I'LL SHOUT IT OUT ALL DAY 225 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,247 BECAUSE IT'S MY SHOW, AND YOU'RE WRONG. 226 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,749 - YOU'RE WRONG! 227 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:15,089 - I THINK WE MADE OUR POINT, RIGHT? 228 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,688 YOU TURN ON THE TV THESE DAYS, 229 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,590 AND YOU'RE BOMBARDED WITH THIS CRAP. 230 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,692 - TV CHANNELS. THERE'S TOO MANY OF 'EM. 231 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,595 - WE'D LOVE TO WATCH 'EM ALL, 232 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:28,027 BUT WE'RE JUST SO CONFUSED WITH THE ABUNDANCE OF PROGRAMMING. 233 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:30,235 - SO, CABLE PROVIDERS, CLEAN IT UP. 234 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,967 ORGANIZE YOUR DIAL... 235 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,742 all: AND MAKE IT EASIER FOR US 236 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,010 TO ENJOY YOUR WONDERFUL CHANNELS. 237 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:45,048 [heroic music] 238 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,092 ♪ ♪ 239 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,364 - FLIGHT. 240 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,860 SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME, MAN HAS DREAMED OF IT, 241 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:59,832 AND IN 1903, BROTHERS ORVILLE AND WILBUR WRIGHT MADE IT SO. 242 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,733 OF COURSE, BEFORE THE WRIGHT BROTHERS' HISTORIC SUCCESS, 243 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:05,166 THERE WERE MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS TO TAKE TO THE SKIES. 244 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,912 A RACE TO FLY HAD SWEPT THE NATION. 245 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:10,738 [whimsical music and sound effects] 246 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:18,784 ♪ ♪ 247 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:32,928 DID THAT ONE GUY FLY? 248 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,703 PLAY THAT BACK. REWIND THAT. 249 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:37,671 ♪ ♪ 250 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:41,011 HOLY SHIT. THAT GUY'S FLYING. 251 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:43,908 LOOK AT HIM GO. 252 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:46,240 - RIDICULOUS. - NOT REALLY. 253 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,806 LOOK, PLAY IT AGAIN, BUT TURN THOSE SOUND EFFECTS OFF. 254 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,875 - BUT THEN IT WON'T BE FUNNY. 255 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:54,424 - I DON'T WANT IT TO BE FUNNY, ANGELO. 256 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,391 AH, THIS IS AMAZING. 257 00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:59,221 TOO BAD IT'S SUCH A SHORT CLIP. 258 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,256 - WELL, THERE'S MORE TO IT. I CUT IT DOWN. 259 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,361 THE ORIGINAL FOOTAGE IS RIGHT HERE. 260 00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:08,868 - MAN, I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO HEAR WHAT HE SAID JUST THERE. 261 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:12,869 - WELL, LET ME TURN THE AUDIO BACK ON. 262 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,073 - I'M FLYING! 263 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,875 IT'S ACTUALLY VERY EASY. 264 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,938 OOH, MY SHOE! 265 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:22,276 - MY GOD. 266 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:26,022 THIS GUY FLEW BEFORE THE WRIGHT BROTHERS, ANGELO. 267 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,949 FOR THREE YEARS, I'VE THOUGHT OF NOTHING 268 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,924 BUT THE PIONEERS OF AVIATION, 269 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:33,693 BUT I NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD. 270 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:38,764 I GOTTA RETHINK THE WHOLE SHOW. 271 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:43,025 THE PIONEER OF AVIATION WITH ME, WALLACE HAMPTONS. 272 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,096 FLIGHT. 273 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,105 THE FIRST GUY TO DO IT WAS IN A WEIRD, 274 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,937 UMBRELLA-LOOKING MACHINE. 275 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,282 PROOF IS EASILY FOUND IN THIS LOST FILM FOOTAGE 276 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,808 THAT WE CAN ALL WATCH NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME 277 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:56,824 WITHOUT A BUNCH OF BOINGS AND SPROINGS ALL OVER IT. 278 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:57,917 TAKE A LOOK. 279 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,078 [heroic music] 280 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,246 HIS NAME WAS PIP DENNY, 281 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,254 AND THE RECENT DISCOVERY OF HIS ACHIEVEMENT 282 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,916 HAS SENT SHOCKWAVES THROUGH THE AVIATION WORLD. 283 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,956 - OOH, MY SHOE! 284 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:12,032 - I SAT DOWN WITH THE WRIGHT BROTHERS' GREAT-GRANDSONS 285 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,972 TO HEAR THEIR TAKE ON THE PIP DENNY FILM. 286 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,268 - PIP DENNY. - [laughs] 287 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,439 - NO, NO, NO. I HEARD OF HIM. 288 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,968 THAT LITTLE WEENIE DIDN'T PIONEER SHIT. 289 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,505 - NO, I DON'T THINK SO. LOOK, LOOK. 290 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,980 OUR GREAT-GRANDDADS DID THE FIRST FLIGHT, 291 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,349 AND THAT'S THAT. 292 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,947 - OH, BUT WE HAVE FOO-- - NO, NO! 293 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,819 THAT IS THAT. 294 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:33,217 - WE HAVE FOOTAGE THAT CLEARLY SHOWS PIP FLYING. 295 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,350 - OH, DO YOU? - [laughs] 296 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,915 - OH, VERY GOOD. I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU. 297 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,163 - CONGRATULATIONS. 298 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,058 - AND IT WAS IN 1902, 299 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,430 A FULL YEAR BEFORE YOUR GREAT-GRANDFATHERS. 300 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,928 - YOU KNOW WHAT? LOOK, KID. 301 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,429 I SEEM TO REMEMBER A LITTLE SOMETHING 302 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,932 ABOUT A CERTAIN SHOE FALLING OFF. 303 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,873 AM I MISTAKEN? - NO, NO, NO. 304 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,039 THAT DOES SEEM TO RING A PARTICULAR BELL. 305 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:54,037 BUT IT SEEMS LIKE ONE WOULD HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME 306 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,180 REVOLUTIONIZING AIR TRAVEL 307 00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:00,077 WITH EVERYONE'S SHOES FALLING OFF ALL OVER THE PLACE. 308 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,510 DOES IT NOT? - IT SEEMS LIKE IT TO ME. 309 00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:03,275 - YES, IT DOES. 310 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,783 - NOW LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER, OKAY? 311 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,216 GET THAT OUT OF MY FACE. 312 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,820 - I HAD A FEELING PIP DENNY'S GREAT-GRANDSONS 313 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:12,993 MIGHT HAVE A DIFFERENT TAKE ON THE MATTER. 314 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,793 - LISTEN TO THIS. 315 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:18,025 WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I HAVE FOUND FOOTAGE 316 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:21,101 OF YOUR GREAT-GRANDFATHER FLYING? 317 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,931 - YEAH, WE SEEN IT. 318 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,466 - YEAH. 319 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,071 - YOU'VE SEEN IT? - [laughs] 320 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:29,813 IT WAS FUNNY WITH THE BOING AND SPROING SOUNDS. 321 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,240 - ALL RIGHT, FELLOWS. 322 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,514 LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT THE SOUND EFFECTS, OKAY? 323 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,823 LET'S THINK ABOUT THE FLYING. HE FLEW. 324 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,247 - YEAH, BUT HIS SHOE FELL OFF. 325 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,221 - YEAH, HIS SHOE FELL OFF. 326 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,890 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIS SHOE. THINK ABOUT HIS LEGACY. 327 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,489 OKAY? 328 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:48,991 HE HAS A LEGACY, AND YOU GUYS SHOULD BE RICH, RIGHT? 329 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,195 - WE LIKE THE FUNNY SOUND EFFECTS. 330 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,027 - HA, YEAH. 331 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:55,872 [both laughing] 332 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:58,999 - THIS INTERVIEW'S OVER. 333 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,905 I FINALLY TRACKED DOWN THE MAN HIMSELF, 334 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:05,008 STILL ALIVE AT 131 YEARS OLD. 335 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,051 SURELY, HE WOULD BE UPSET 336 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,277 ABOUT HAVING HIS PLACE IN HISTORY STOLEN. 337 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,853 - YEAH, IT HURTS MAYBE THAT I FLEW FIRST. 338 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:18,024 BUT IF I MADE EVEN ONE PERSON LAUGH 339 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,264 WITH THE FUNNY BOING SOUND, THEN... 340 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,901 THAT'S JUST AS IMPORTANT. 341 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:27,267 - [shouting] AS IMPORTANT AS INVENTING FLIGHT? 342 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,127 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK? 343 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,965 I THINK THAT THOSE WRIGHT BROTHERS 344 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,501 INVENTED THE SOUND EFFECTS-- [boing] 345 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,205 THE BOINGS AND SPROINGS-- TO DISCREDIT THE AVIATORS 346 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,878 THAT THEY WERE COMPETING WITH. 347 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,237 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? [splashing with footsteps] 348 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,945 I THINK THESE EDITORS-- ANGELO CICCONI OVER HERE-- 349 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,307 [honk] THIS GUY, 350 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,445 I THINK THAT HE IS JUST A LITTLE TOO EAGER 351 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:47,091 TO PLAY ALONG, DON'T YOU THINK? [boing] 352 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,247 BOTTOM LINE, I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE 353 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:52,286 THAT HISTORY IS VERY DIFFICULT TO DOCUMENT. 354 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,962 [whimsical sound effects] 355 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:59,261 - [laughs] 356 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,526 - TURN THAT SHIT OFF! 357 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:03,968 [boing] 358 00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:09,571 [soft rock music] 359 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,576 - THOSE ARE SOME NICE GLASSES YOU GOT THERE. 360 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,378 - OH, THANKS. NEW FRAMES. 361 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,981 - DO YOU ALWAYS WEAR GLASSES? 362 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:18,382 - EITHER GLASSES OR CONTACTS. 363 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,175 WITHOUT THEM, MY VISION'S PRETTY BAD. 364 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,586 - IT IS? 365 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,088 - YEAH. EVERYTHING LOOKS ALL BLURRY. 366 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:27,060 ANYWAY, I GOTTA GO. SEE YA. 367 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,190 - SEE YA. 368 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:34,996 WOW. EVERYTHING LOOKS ALL BLURRY. 369 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:38,401 I WONDER WHAT THAT WOULD LOOK LIKE. 370 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,276 YEAH. 371 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,320 [heroic music] 372 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,120 [sproing] 373 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,263 - FUNNY, RIGHT? 374 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:03,129 ANGELO CICCONI PERFECTED ITS USE AS COMIC ACCENT. 375 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,459 BEFORE ANGELO'S PIONEERING WORK, 376 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,125 A MONTAGE EDITOR HAD BUT ONE SOUND 377 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,733 WITH WHICH TO DELIGHT. 378 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,695 AN OVERUSED, UNFUNNY THUD. 379 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:13,335 [thud] 380 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,010 [thud] 381 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,108 [thud] 382 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:20,010 BUT WITH ANGELO'S DISCOVERY RIGHT HERE IN THIS SOUND ROOM, 383 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:23,053 A RACE TO SPROING HAD SWEPT THE NATION. 384 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,079 [whimsical music and sound effects] 385 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,645 [sproing] 386 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,194 [sproing] 387 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:32,089 [sproing, boing] 388 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,162 [laughs] GREAT, ISN'T IT? 389 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,260 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT HE INVENTED THAT 390 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,132 RIGHT HERE IN THIS VERY SOUND ROOM? 391 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,201 NOW, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THIS STUFF, 392 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,070 BUT I'M THE CURATOR HERE, SO I GOTTA DO IT. 393 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,039 [sproing] 394 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:47,237 [laughs] 395 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,240 [boing] [laughs] 396 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,142 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 397 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,744 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH ANY OF THIS STUFF, YOU KNOW? 398 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:55,646 - SORRY. I WORK HERE. I WON'T TOUCH IT AGAIN. 399 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,618 - UH, YEAH, DON'T. MAKE SURE YOU DON'T. 400 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,120 [cowbell, horn] 401 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,763 - [laughing] 402 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:08,089 ANGELO. 403 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:12,764 [laughing] 404 00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:17,296 ANGELO CICCONI... 405 00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:19,373 WHAT A LEGEND. OH, GOD. 406 00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:26,744 - MMM. 407 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,206 - THESE LOOK REALLY GOOD. 408 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,214 SO MUCH OF THIS STUFF LOOKS SO GOOD. 409 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,445 - THEY HAVE A GREAT GRILL HERE. 410 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,620 - THEY DO? - I'VE NEVER HAD-- 411 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,278 - HEY, GUYS. ARE YOU READY TO ORDER? 412 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,286 - UH, YEAH, I'LL HAVE A DOZEN BUFFALO WINGS. 413 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,688 - OKAY. AND HOW HOT DO YOU WANT THOSE WINGS? 414 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,119 THEY COME IN MILD, MEDIUM, 415 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,794 AND "OOH, MAMA, CALL THE DOCTOR." 416 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,564 [laughter] 417 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,302 - ARE THOSE HOT, THE "OOH, MAMA" ONES? 418 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,697 - OH, THEY'RE VERY HOT. 419 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,768 YOU SEE, THE IDEA IS THAT THEY'RE SO HOT, 420 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,397 YOU'RE GONNA NEED YOUR MOM TO CALL THE DOCTOR 421 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,772 TO TEND TO YOUR BURNT UP LIPS, TONGUE, TEETH, AND GUMS. 422 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,201 - WHOA! TOO HOT FOR ME. 423 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,536 I'LL JUST HAVE THE MEDIUM. - OKAY! 424 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,282 - NOW, I THINK I'M GONNA GO WITH THE JALAPENO POPPERS. 425 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,378 UH, WHAT ARE THE FLAVORS ON THOSE POPPERS? 426 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,210 - THOSE COME IN MILD, MEDIUM, AND "NO. NO, NO! 427 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,846 NO, PLEASE, NO!" 428 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,522 - WHAT'S THAT? 429 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,120 LIKE, THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA BE SAYING 430 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,292 WHEN THE POPPERS COME TO THE TABLE? 431 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,391 LIKE, AS IF THE FOOD THAT I'VE ORDERED IS SO SPICY 432 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,263 THAT AFTER I TAKE A BITE, 433 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,591 I'M GONNA BE PLEADING WITH THOSE AROUND ME 434 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,856 NOT TO FORCE ME TO HAVE ANOTHER BITE? 435 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,695 AS IF THE HEAT OF MY FOOD IS COMPARABLE TO TORTURE? 436 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,541 - WELL, THAT'S THE IDEA. [laughter] 437 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,667 - WELL, THEN I'M GONNA SAY, "NO. OH, NO! 438 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:29,173 PLEASE, NO!" TO THAT LAST ONE. 439 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:31,375 SOUNDS A LITTLE SPICY. I'M GONNA GO MILD. 440 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:33,577 - GREAT! AND YOU, SIR? 441 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:36,210 - I THINK I'M GOING WITH THE SOUTHWEST WING SLINGERS. 442 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,746 - OKAY, GREAT. 443 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,150 NOW, DO YOU REMEMBER THE FLAVORS I LISTED 444 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,382 WHEN I MENTIONED THE WING SLINGERS 445 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:42,746 IN THE SPECIALS TONIGHT? 446 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:43,745 THAT'S OKAY. 447 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,156 THEY COME IN MILD, MEDIUM, 448 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,328 AND "OH, BABY, CALL THE FUNNY FARM 449 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,727 'CAUSE I MUST BE CRAZY TO ORDER THESE!" 450 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,129 [laughter] 451 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,331 - YEAH. I'LL GO WITH THOSE. 452 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,803 - HI, FOLKS. 453 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,201 I THINK WE MADE OUR POINT HERE, RIGHT? 454 00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,172 RESTAURANTS. 455 00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,701 I MEAN, THESE PLACES ARE GETTING A LITTLE BIT VERBOSE, 456 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,706 AND QUITE FRANKLY, RECKLESS WITH THEIR ADVERTISING FLAVORS, 457 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,678 AND, UH... WE'VE HAD ENOUGH. 458 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,205 [clatter] - OH, BOY. PSST! 459 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,545 DARREN, I KNOCKED OVER A BUNCH OF SAUCES IN THE KITCHEN. 460 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,821 THERE'S A BIG MESS EVERYWHERE. 461 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,689 - WELL, WHAT DID YOU KNOCK OVER? 462 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,287 - AND... 463 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,503 YOU SEE, FOR THE SWEET, COOL RELIEF 464 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,236 FROM THOSE OVERLY, WAY OVERLY SPICY WINGS. 465 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,812 HOLY SHIT. 466 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,680 - ALL RIGHT. WELL, GO TAKE CARE OF THAT. 467 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,779 HEY, GUYS, WE GOTTA CLEAN UP A MESS REALLY QUICK, 468 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,511 BUT DON'T WORRY. 469 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,676 EVERYONE'S GETTING A FREE BASKET OF TERIYAKI WINGS. 470 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,724 NOW, HOW DO YOU WANT THOSE TO COME? 471 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,888 MILD, MEDIUM, OR "LOOK, LADY, 472 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,517 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, 473 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,422 BUT THESE ARE TOO HOT! I GOTTA GO!" 474 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,555 all: "LOOK, LADY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, 475 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,761 BUT THESE ARE WAY TOO HOT! I GOTTA GO!" 476 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,964 - NOW, WAS ALL THAT REALLY NECESSARY? 477 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,596 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. [bell rings] 478 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,831 THAT'S ENOUGH OF THE SKEWERING. YOU KNOW WHAT? 479 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,296 - [blows raspberry] 480 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,965 - SOMEBODY OUGHT TO SKEWER YOU, YOU PUNKS. 481 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:07,973 - [gasps] NO. 482 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,414 - SKEWERED. 483 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,839 - UH, WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON, UH, 484 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,513 TO FLY A, DUH--A, DUH, PLANE? - SKEWERED. 485 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:16,283 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WALL STREET'S WORDS. DUH! 486 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,222 I'M BLURRY. - SKEWERED. 487 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,218 - THAT'S COMEDY? 488 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,419 HOT WINGS ARE HOT! 489 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,390 DUH! DUH! 490 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,287 DUH! DUH! 491 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,389 - SKEWERED. 492 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,727 - DID YOU THINK YOU'D GET AWAY WITH THAT? 493 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,695 - [sighs] 494 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:42,805 [soft rock music] 495 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,939 - OH, HEY. YOU KNOW... 496 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,014 I MEANT TO TELL YOU I HEARD THERE WAS A GUY 497 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,613 WHO INVENTED A WORKING FLYING MACHINE 498 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:49,745 BEFORE THE WRIGHT BROTHERS. 499 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,819 - OH, WOW. - YEAH. 500 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,477 AND THEN YEARS LATER, 501 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,645 AFTER SOME TV SHOW EXPOSED THE TRUTH, 502 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,594 HIS WEIRD, UMBRELLA-LIKE MACHINE 503 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,489 ACTUALLY CAUGHT ON AND BECAME A POPULAR WAY TO TRAVEL. 504 00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,861 - HMM. 505 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,329 - WELL, I GOTTA GO. - OH, OKAY. 506 00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:06,026 WOW. 507 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,732 A WEIRD, UMBRELLA-LIKE MACHINE CATCHING ON 508 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:12,435 AND BECOMING A POPULAR WAY TO TRAVEL. 509 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,768 I WONDER WHAT THAT WOULD BE LIKE. 510 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,505 [dreamy harp music] 511 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:21,551 [soft music] 512 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:25,617 ♪ ♪ 513 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:31,588 [thudding] 514 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:34,591 - TRAVEL CONSIDERATIONS PROVIDED BY... 515 00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:39,932 - THIS IS OUR AIRLINE. SORRY ABOUT YOUR SHOES. 516 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:43,532 - YEAH. AND SORRY IF YOUR SOCKS GET WET. 517 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:44,596 [thud] 518 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,544 - WHAT? 519 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,869 OH, YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE FIRST TIME I FLEWED? 520 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,835 WELL, I LOST MY SHOE. 521 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:54,853 IT WAS A BROWN SHOE WITH STITCHING MADE OUT OF GOLD 522 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:58,017 AND THE LACES HAD NO NIBS ON 'EM. 523 00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,017 I BELIEVE THAT SOME CHILDREN TOOK IT, 524 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,519 AND THEY THREW IT IN THE RIVER 525 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,762 AND THAT THE FISH ARE LIVING IN IT. 526 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:08,987 IF YOU GO LOOKING FOR IT WITH SONAR 527 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:12,725 OR GET SOME EQUIPMENT, LIKE IN THE MOVIE TITANIC, 528 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:17,032 THEY COULD MAYBE FIND THAT SHOE AND MAKE A FILM ABOUT THAT. 529 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,966 THAT WOULD BE A REAL MOVIE. - MM-HMM. 530 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,912 - [growling] - YOU OKAY? 531 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,608 - WHY IS HE SO MAD AT ME? 532 00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:25,409 - I DON'T KNOW. HE'S GOT A MAD FACE. 533 00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:27,011 - THAT MAN MADE A MAD FACE. 534 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,753 - HE'S GOT A MAD FACE. FIX YOUR FACE. 535 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,408 - FIX YOUR FACE. 536 00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:33,376 [classical music] 537 00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:36,016 ♪ ♪ 38672

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