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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,568 --> 00:00:02,738 - AH, FRIDAY AFTERNOON. 2 00:00:02,737 --> 00:00:04,197 PUT IN A GAT WEEK AT WORK. 3 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:07,135 NOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME AND CATCH UP ON ALL MY TV SHOWS! 4 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:10,041 GOT THE WHOLE WEEKEND AHEAD TO CLEAN OUT THE DVR! 5 00:00:10,044 --> 00:00:10,714 - TIM! 6 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,751 GOT AN EXTRA TICKET TO THE WORLD SERIES. 7 00:00:12,747 --> 00:00:13,747 WANT IT? MY TREAT! 8 00:00:13,748 --> 00:00:14,708 - NOPE! SORRY. 9 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,715 I GOT TO CATCH UP ON MY SHOWS! 10 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:18,517 [whistles] 11 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,419 - HEY, BIG BOY. 12 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:20,720 YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE TONIGHT? 13 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:24,721 CAN SKIP DINNER AND A MOVIE AND JUST GO BACK TO MY PLACE? 14 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:26,255 - NO CAN DO, LADY! 15 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,730 I GOT TO WATCH MY SHOWS! 16 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:30,728 [whistles] 17 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:32,331 - HOWDY-DO, NEIGHBOR? 18 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:33,473 WHAT'S IN THE BAG? 19 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,067 - POPCORN, SODA, AND BATTERIES! 20 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:37,039 - CATCHING UP ON YOUR SHOWS, HUH? 21 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:38,738 - YOU GOT IT. 22 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:40,169 [whistles] 23 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:47,213 HERE WE GO. 24 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,724 [TV beeping] 25 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:50,517 [sighs] 26 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:52,448 THIS MAY TAKE MORE THAN A WEEKEND. 27 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:56,223 WELL, BETTER GET STARTED. 28 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:59,463 - THE BLACK DAWN GROWS NIGH. 29 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:04,730 NIGH, AND NIGHER STILL. 30 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,332 - ALL LOCKED UP. 31 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:08,733 DANE, TAKE CARRIE BACK TO THE BUNKER. 32 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:10,096 - DANE! 33 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:11,174 THE GHOULS GOT ME! 34 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:12,772 [TV blipping] 35 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:14,743 - PREVIOUSLY ON MOTHERLAND. 36 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,642 - NEXT TIME ON UPTON MONASTERY. 37 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:18,144 - IT'S OBSTRUCTED PROGRESS. 38 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:21,805 - AND NOW THE SEASON FINALE OF EMPIRE BOARDWALKERS. 39 00:01:21,816 --> 00:01:23,246 - YOU GOT TO WATCH GONE. 40 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,350 THEY'RE TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND. 41 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:26,791 - BALTIMORE DRUG UNIT IS THE BEST SHOW OF ALL TIME. 42 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:29,117 - POLITICAL CHESS RELEASED ALL OF SEASON ONE ON DVD. 43 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,123 - THE AMERICAN ONE'S GOOD, BUT THE BRITISH ONE? 44 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:32,685 - EACH EPISODE IS LIKE A MINI-MOVIE! 45 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:33,493 - A MINI-MOVIE! 46 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:36,804 - IN BALTIMORE WE KILL COPS WHO WEAR WIRES. 47 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:39,597 - MARKETING MEN IS GREAT, BUT IT'S NO MAD MAN. 48 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,570 - HAVE YOU SEEN MADISON AVENUE MAN? 49 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:45,239 [shrill, alienating beeping] 50 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:58,820 - HEAVY IS THE HAND THAT BEARS THE REMOTE. 51 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:02,719 [maniacal laughter] 52 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,423 [yells] 53 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:11,825 - IT'S ALL TOO MUCH! 54 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:14,772 [yells] 55 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,898 THERE'S TOO MANY SHOWS! 56 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:18,844 - THERE'S TOO MANY SHOWS! 57 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:20,669 - THERE'S TOO MANY SHOWS! 58 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:21,814 - THERE'S TOO MANY SHOWS! 59 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:26,379 all: THERE'S TOO MANY SHOWS! 60 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:27,410 - HI. 61 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:29,684 I'M EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, BOB ODENKIRK. 62 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,883 ARE THERE TOO MANY TV SHOWS? 63 00:02:31,886 --> 00:02:33,246 YEAH. 64 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:35,794 DO YOU HAVE TO WATCH THEM ALL? 65 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:36,759 YEAH. 66 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,517 SO GET STARTED. 67 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:41,786 [rollicking rock music] 68 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:49,935 ♪ ♪ 69 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:54,868 [faint cheering] 70 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:59,605 - ALL MEN LIVE AND DIE IN THEIR OWN TIMES. 71 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:02,583 I WANTED MY LIFE'S WORK TO LIVE ON. 72 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:06,923 I WANTED TO BE A STORYTELLER FOR THE AGES. 73 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:11,821 ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO GET THAT GOLDEN SHOT. 74 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:14,725 THAT ONE, PERFECT, SHOT. 75 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,828 - THAT'S A NICE SHOT. 76 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:17,930 HEY, IS THAT A NIP SLIP? 77 00:03:17,932 --> 00:03:18,902 COME ON! 78 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:20,799 HEY, JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE NIP SLIP. 79 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:21,771 COME ON! 80 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:23,539 - [snarls] 81 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:28,672 - NO! 82 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:30,506 A PICTURE'S WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, 83 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:33,981 BUT THAT GOLDEN SHOT I WAS TALKING ABOUT? 84 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:37,251 BOY, IT'LL COST YOU. 85 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:42,921 AT THE END OF A HARD DAY, 86 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:45,723 IT'S NICE TO KNOW YOU GOT THAT ONE PERSON 87 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:46,826 WAITIN' FOR YOU AT HOME. 88 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:47,857 YEAH, MY HOUSE. 89 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:48,831 [laughs] 90 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:49,899 YOUR SOUL MATE. 91 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:50,857 YEAH! 92 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:51,864 [laughs] 93 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,265 - YEAH! 94 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:54,267 - YEAH! 95 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:56,838 [laughs] 96 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,837 both: YEAH! 97 00:03:58,839 --> 00:03:59,669 YEAH! 98 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,273 - YEAH, THAT'S HOT. 99 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:02,335 HOT STUFF. 100 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:03,283 [laughs] 101 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:04,537 - HEY! MY SON! 102 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:05,675 - MY DAD! - YEAH! 103 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:06,549 - HEY, DAD! 104 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:07,547 - YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME! 105 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:08,878 - YEAH! - YEAH! 106 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:09,722 [laughs] 107 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,717 - YEAH! - YEAH, YEAH! 108 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:12,419 YEAH. 109 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:13,719 - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 110 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:14,921 - WHAT? - FIVE BUCKS? 111 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:17,692 YOU SAID YOU WAS GONNA GET A NIP SLIP TODAY! 112 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:20,731 - UH, CAN WE HAVE SEX? 113 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:21,658 YEAH! 114 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:22,792 - GET OUT OF HERE, TONY! 115 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:23,956 GET OUT! - [grunts] 116 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:27,534 - AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU GET A NIP SLIP! 117 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:33,714 WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF AT ROCK BOTTOM, 118 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:36,477 AND THE GOLDEN SHOT SEEMS SO FAR AWAY, 119 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:39,307 IT SURE IS NICE TO HAVE A FEW GOOD FRIENDS. 120 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:40,313 all: YEAH! 121 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:41,454 [laughter] 122 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,348 - COME ON. 123 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:43,649 WHO GOT THE NIP SLIPS TODAY, EH? 124 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:44,881 WHO GOT THE HOT STUFF? 125 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,885 - [chuckles] 126 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:47,787 - WHAT? 127 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,288 - THE GUYS AND I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. 128 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:51,921 YEAH. - YEAH. 129 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:54,785 [laughter] 130 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:55,855 - YEAH! 131 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:59,003 [laughter] 132 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:04,895 - YEAH! 133 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:05,895 A NEW LENS! 134 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:06,906 ALL RIGHT! 135 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,367 HOT STUFF! 136 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:10,735 - NOW YOU'RE BACK IN THE NIP SLIP GAME! 137 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:11,844 [laughter] 138 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:12,905 - YEAH! 139 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:16,353 - YEAH, AND WHAT'S MORE, WE GOT A HOT TIP FOR YOU, TONY. 140 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:16,920 - YEAH? 141 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:20,347 - THE HOTTEST OF HOT TIPS. 142 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:25,463 - HEY, THERE SHE IS, BUDDY! 143 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,929 GO GET HER! 144 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:31,898 - ONE SEC, FELLAS. 145 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:32,799 [chuckles] 146 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,730 - HEY DAD, I'M JUST LIKE YOU! 147 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:50,976 - [snarls] 148 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,490 - [grunts] 149 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:09,466 - THERE--HEY, HEY. 150 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,970 [grunting] 151 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:13,912 - DID YOU GET IT, TONY? - TONY? 152 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:14,907 - TONY, DID YOU GET IT? 153 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,438 - TONY! - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 154 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:19,013 - YEAH. 155 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:20,812 AND THERE IT WAS. 156 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:22,714 THE GOLDEN SHOT, 157 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:27,946 THAT ONE PERFECT SHOT. 158 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:30,115 - ♪ CROTCH SHOT ♪ 159 00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:33,964 - THEY SAY A NIP SLIP'S WORTH A THOUSAND BUCKS, 160 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,831 AND A CROTCH SHOT? 161 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:39,129 WELL, NAME YOUR PRICE! 162 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:44,736 [knocks] 163 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:48,039 - [gasps and squeals] 164 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,711 - YUP, I MADE ENOUGH MONEY TO GET MY SHITTY WIFE BACK, 165 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:52,911 NOT TO MENTION MY SHITTY KID. 166 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,013 YEAH! - [laughs] 167 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,975 - YEAH! 168 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:58,484 - YEAH! 169 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:14,125 - THERE IT IS. 170 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,474 - ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 171 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:16,899 I'M GETTIN' FREAKED HERE, MAN. 172 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:18,504 [crow squawks] 173 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:22,143 - WE GOT TO LOOK INSIDE! 174 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:23,782 - ARE YOU NUTS? - COME ON! 175 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,877 THIS IS WHAT WE CAME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE FOR! 176 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:29,679 - WE BEEN HEARIN' ABOUT THIS GUY FOR YEARS. 177 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:31,623 WE GOT TO GO SEE. 178 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:34,648 - WHERE'S HE GO-- WHERE YOU GOING? 179 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:37,155 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 180 00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:45,233 [porch creaking] 181 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,202 - WHO'S THAT? 182 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,070 WHO'S OUT THERE? 183 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,127 WHO ARE YOU? - [yells] 184 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,835 - GO ON, GET! GIT! 185 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:52,237 [all yelling] 186 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:54,909 - GO ON! GIT! GIT! 187 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,778 GODDAMN KIDS! 188 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,137 - GOD DAMN! 189 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:00,679 - DID YOU SEE HIM? 190 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:02,051 - NO, THAT'S THE END OF THAT. 191 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:04,179 I AM NEVER GOING BACK THERE AGAIN. 192 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,524 - YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 193 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,650 WE GOT TO CHECK OUT HIS WEBSITE. 194 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,615 - WHAT? 195 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:11,994 [sighs] 196 00:08:22,735 --> 00:08:24,065 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 197 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,741 I'M GETTIN' CREEPED HERE, MAN. 198 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:26,909 - SHH. 199 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:34,283 - YOU KNOW, MAYBE THIS ISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 200 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:35,581 - COME ON. 201 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:38,652 THIS IS WHAT WE BOOTED UP FOR. 202 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,822 - [sighing] 203 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:48,034 [all gasp] 204 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:50,731 - HERE IT IS. 205 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,761 NO TURNING BACK NOW. 206 00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:58,739 [all gasping] 207 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:04,839 [crow caws] 208 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:09,175 "YOU HAVE REACHED OLDMANINTHEWOODS.COM. 209 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,722 "THIS IS MY WEBSITE. 210 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,117 GO ON, GIT." 211 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:20,955 - WHO THAT? GIT! 212 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,191 [all screaming] 213 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,595 GO ON, GIT! GIT! GIT! 214 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:25,728 - OKAY! THAT'S ENOUGH. 215 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:26,932 - HOLD ON. 216 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,704 [all yelling] 217 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,265 - IT'S JUST A POP-UP AD. 218 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,743 [laughter] 219 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:43,575 - GUYS, WE GOT TO EMAIL HIM. 220 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:44,754 - NO WAY. - ARE YOU NUTS? 221 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:45,821 - NO, NO. 222 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,749 - JUST ONE EMAIL, THEN WE'RE DONE. 223 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:48,754 I PROMISE. 224 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,755 - HURRY UP. 225 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,628 - "HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? 226 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:59,028 SINCERELY, THE GUYS." 227 00:09:59,032 --> 00:09:59,902 [sighs] 228 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,900 OKAY. THAT'S IT. 229 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,642 - I GOT TO LIE DOWN. 230 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:04,597 - THAT'S ENOUGH. 231 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:07,765 [computer beeping] 232 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,244 LOOK. 233 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,282 - AN AUTO-REPLY? 234 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,278 THAT'S WEIRD. 235 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,749 - LOOKS LIKE AN ERROR MESSAGE. 236 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:15,878 "MAILER DAEMON. 237 00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:17,782 "DELIVERY NOTIFICATION. 238 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,654 "YOUR MESSAGE HAS FAILED. 239 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,053 "DOMAIN NAME NOT FOUND. 240 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:26,794 RECIPIENT ID SERVER HAS BEEN INVALID FOR 200 YEARS!" 241 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,293 [all yelling] 242 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,196 - OH, MY GOD. 243 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,797 THE COMPUTER HASN'T BEEN PLUGGED IN THE ENTIRE TIME! 244 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,899 [all yelling] 245 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:38,801 - THAT'S JUST THE PLUG FOR THE PRINTER, BUT STILL! 246 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:39,795 THE EMAIL THING! 247 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,766 [all yelling] 248 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:53,848 [laughter] 249 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:54,854 - YEAH! 250 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,815 - YEAH. 251 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,063 - FRIENDSHIP IS A QUIET THING... 252 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,229 - NIP SLIPS. 253 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,027 [laughter] 254 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,958 - A PETAL CARRIED KINDLY... 255 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:03,833 - TIT PIC. 256 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,730 - IT STIRS THE SOUL AND GIVES US WINGS... 257 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,434 all: YEAH! YEAH. 258 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,766 - WE FALL, HOWEVER, BLINDLY... 259 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,042 - CLAM CLICK. 260 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,170 all: AW! 261 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,344 [all speaking at once] 262 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,112 - TOGETHER, WHOLE, WE PLEDGE OURSELVES... 263 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,181 - YEAH! 264 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,309 [laughter] 265 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,183 - AT BEGINNINGS AND THROUGH ENDS... 266 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,422 - YEAH! - YEAH. 267 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:24,677 - YEAH. 268 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:25,745 - AND O'ER THE EARTH WE FLY... 269 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:27,852 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I LOVE ALL OF YOU. 270 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:28,694 all: YEAH! 271 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,719 - ME AND MY SHITTY FRIENDS. 272 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,094 - YEAH. - I GOT YOU BEAT. 273 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,933 TAKE A LOOK. 274 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:35,958 - HUH? 275 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,202 GLANS GLIMPSE? 276 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,297 - YEAH! 277 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,428 - OH! 278 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:41,903 - THE GLANS IS THE TOP OF THE PENIS. 279 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:42,872 YEAH! 280 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:46,099 [laughter] 281 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:56,917 - SO MANY PLOT TWISTS, MY HEAD IS SPINNING. 282 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:57,747 - I WAS CRYING. 283 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,121 - I MEAN, TV IS SO GOOD THESE DAYS. 284 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,089 - BEST MOVIES NOW ARE TV. 285 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,487 - JUST KILL OFF A CHARACTER EVERY WEEK. 286 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,948 - MY DVR'S LIKE, CONSTANTLY RUNNING. 287 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:03,956 IT'S PROBABLY MAD AT ME. 288 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,717 - THE TV NEVER GOES OFF IN MY PLACE. 289 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:06,756 IT NEVER GOES--NEVER GOES OFF. 290 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,030 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 291 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,728 QUIET DOWN, GUYS. SHH. SHH. HEY. 292 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,760 THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING. 293 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,425 LET'S STRAP IN BECAUSE IT'S TIME 294 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,833 FOR THE SEASON THREE PREMIERE 295 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,895 OF THE WACKY MITCH DUDE HOUR, ALL RIGHT? 296 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:18,744 [all clapping] 297 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:19,939 - ALL RIGHT! - YEAH! 298 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,140 - [laughs] 299 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:26,182 [clock ticking] 300 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:32,049 - IS THIS SHOW REALLY THAT GOOD? 301 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,452 - YEAH. IT'S THE BEST. 302 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,153 - YOU SURE YOU WANT TO START ON SEASON THREE? 303 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,285 SEASON'S ONE AND TWO ARE AMAZING. 304 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,220 - THAT'S OKAY. 305 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,485 I GAVE UP ON THAT SORT OF VIEWING. 306 00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:42,993 THREW MY DVR OUT THE WINDOW AND I YELLED, AND-- 307 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:43,526 - SHH! 308 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,500 THE SHOW'S STARTING. 309 00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:54,305 - ♪ OH MINUTE ONE ♪ 310 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,407 ♪ HAVING FUN ♪ 311 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:58,008 ♪ EVERYTHING'S BEAUTIFUL UNDER THE SUN ♪ 312 00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,041 ♪ THE BIRDS ARE SINGING ♪ 313 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,175 ♪ IT'S THE PERFECT DAY ♪ 314 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,150 ♪ AND THERE'S ONE MORE THING I GOT TO SAY ♪ 315 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,179 ♪ HELLO AND HERE WE GO ♪ 316 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:08,854 ♪ IT'S THE WACKY MITCH-DUDE HOUR COMEDY SHOW! ♪ 317 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,185 COME ON, MINUTE ONE! 318 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,320 YOU'RE LATE! 319 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:15,825 THERE HE IS. 320 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:19,159 LET ME SEE SOME MOVES FROM YOU, BUDDY. 321 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,426 - OH! 322 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,803 - WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE START TO THE SEASON. 323 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:23,973 - SHH. 324 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,270 - WHAT IS THIS, A KIDS SHOW? 325 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,912 KIDS SHOW? 326 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:31,107 - ♪ MI-I-I-NUTE TWO-O-O-O ♪ 327 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:34,381 ♪ MINUTE TWO! ♪ 328 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,081 TWO! 329 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,252 - STRIKE THREE! 330 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,291 - SO THE WHOLE SHOW'S JUST HIM COUNTING THE MINUTES? 331 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,418 - MINUTE THREE. 332 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,122 - IT'S MUCH MORE THAN THAT. 333 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:47,164 JUST WATCH. 334 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:52,530 - ♪ LOVING YOU ♪ 335 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,502 - I MISS ANYTHING GOOD? 336 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,841 - MINUTE 46 WAS AMAZING. 337 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:57,997 I WAS IN TEARS. 338 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:58,874 - SHH! 339 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,512 - IT WAS TIM, NOT ME! 340 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:04,177 - [singing in foreign language] 341 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:08,047 ♪ ♪ 342 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,248 - ♪ 47 ♪ 343 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,179 - ♪ MINUTE 47 ♪ 344 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:14,454 ♪ ♪ 345 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,154 - ♪ 47 ♪ 346 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,186 - ♪ MINUTE 47 ♪ 347 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:25,131 ♪ ♪ 348 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,901 - AW. - I DON'T GET IT. 349 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,200 WHY'S HE ALWAYS KISSIN' THE SEVENS? 350 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,601 - SEASON TWO, MAN! - WHAT? 351 00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:33,173 THEY EXPLAIN HIS WEIRD FETISH WITH SEVENS IN SEASON TWO? 352 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,213 all: SHUT UP! 353 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,237 - NO! I WON'T SHUT UP, OKAY? 354 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,043 THIS SHOW'S WEIRD! IT'S STUPID! 355 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,044 I'M NOT GONNA PRETEND I LIKE IT ANYMORE. 356 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:45,076 - WELL, WE ARE TRYING TO WATCH. 357 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,175 all: OH! 358 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,216 - HEY! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 359 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,291 - THIS SHOW SUCKS! 360 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,419 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 361 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,923 A LOT OF THE SHOWS YOU GUYS WATCH SUCK! 362 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:56,996 WASTE ALL YOUR DUMB TIME WATCHING YOUR STUPID SHOWS! 363 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,197 - HE'S WRONG. 364 00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,628 - IT'S NOT OUR FAULT YOU DON'T LIKE 'EM. 365 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:02,173 NOBODY'S MAKING YOU WATCH. 366 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:02,928 - DICK. 367 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,136 - HE DIDN'T EVEN SEE MINUTE 46. 368 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,197 - WELL, I'M NOT GONNA WATCH ANYMORE, OKAY? 369 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:10,576 THE BLACK DAWN GROWS NIGH, AND NIGH, AND NIGHER STILL! 370 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,937 AND I'M NOT WASTING ANY MORE OF MY LIFE 371 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,206 IN FRONT OF THIS STUPID BOX! 372 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,205 [screams] 373 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,216 - TIM, NO! 374 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,549 [clattering] 375 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:32,634 - HEY, DAD. 376 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,232 WANT TO PLAY CATCH AFTER SCHOOL? 377 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,074 - SORRY, BUD. I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME. 378 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,699 I GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO HERE. 379 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,244 YOU UNDERSTAND, OF COURSE. 380 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,099 - HEY, DAD. 381 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,266 WHAT TIME ARE WE GOING TO THE MOVIES ON SATURDAY? 382 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,235 - SORRY, SWEETIE. 383 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,613 I'M GONNA BE PRETTY SWAMPED ALL WEEKEND. 384 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,212 MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, HUH? 385 00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:49,584 - OH. OKAY. 386 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,282 MAYBE ANOTHER TIME THEN. 387 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,624 - MM-HMM. 388 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,263 - [sighs] 389 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:08,265 - I AM SO SORRY. 390 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,268 I HAD TO STAY LATE AT WORK. 391 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,669 I JUST--I DIDN'T HAVE TIME! 392 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:15,540 - KEN, I FEEL LIKE WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN MONTHS. 393 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,982 YOU HAVE TO START MAKING TIME 394 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,237 FOR THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR LIFE. 395 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,575 YOU HAVE TO. 396 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,010 - [sighs] I KNOW, CLAIR. 397 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:23,716 YOU'RE RIGHT. 398 00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:26,277 I HAVE BEEN SPENDING WAY TOO MUCH TIME 399 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,546 AWAY FROM THE THINGS I LOVE. 400 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:32,485 I PROMISE YOU IT'S GONNA CHANGE. 401 00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:41,332 - I KNEW YOU WOULD! 402 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,304 I KNEW YOU WOULD. 403 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,702 - ♪ WELL, THE DAD HAD A FAMILY ♪ 404 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,043 ♪ THAT WAS IN HIS WAY ♪ 405 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:48,338 ♪ HE HAD MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO FILL HIS DAYS ♪ 406 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,311 ♪ THERE WERE BURGERS TO GRILL AND FRISBEE TO PLAY ♪ 407 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,311 ♪ HE STILL WENT TO WORK BUT THAT WAS OKAY ♪ 408 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:58,254 ♪ THE IMPORTANT THINGS TO HIM DIDN'T INCLUDE HIS FAMILY ♪ 409 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,451 ♪ HE'D MUCH RATHER WATER SKI ♪ 410 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:04,063 ♪ MAN, THE DAD LIKED TO WATER SKI ♪ 411 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,717 ♪ HE SAID OUR JOURNEY GOES ON ♪ 412 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,185 ♪ WE DO WHAT WE CAN ♪ 413 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,763 ♪ ENJOY OUR LIVES AND HELP OUR FELLOW MAN ♪ 414 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:13,333 ♪ WE GOT TO MAKE TIME FOR WHAT'S IMPORTANT IN LIFE ♪ 415 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,703 ♪ THE DAD LEARNED THIS WITH THE HELP ♪ 416 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,442 - YOU HAVE TO START MAKING TIME 417 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,697 FOR THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR LIFE. 418 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,806 - ♪ OF A LADY HE KNOWS ♪ 419 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,408 - YOU WANT TO PLAY CHESS? 420 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,340 - NO. 421 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:28,354 - ♪ OOH, WE GOT TO MAKE TIME ♪ 422 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:32,178 ♪ FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN OUR LIFE ♪ 423 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,685 ♪ BEFORE IT ALL SLIPS BY ♪ 424 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,347 - CAN YOU MAKE IT OUT TO KEN? 425 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,486 [laughter] 426 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,360 - "NOTHIN' BUT FUN." 427 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,090 - HEY, KEN. 428 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,234 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOUR WIFE AND FAMILY? 429 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,759 - [laughs] I DON'T KNOW! 430 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,725 - ♪ AND THE DAD STAYED UP LATE AND SLEPT TILL NOON ♪ 431 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:52,365 ♪ HIS WIFE AND KIDS SAID HE WAS A BUFFOON ♪ 432 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,272 ♪ ONE THING'S FOR SURE ♪ 433 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,644 ♪ IF HE SEES THEM AGAIN ♪ 434 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,382 ♪ IT'LL BE A BUMMER THEN ♪ 435 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:06,078 - ♪ YOU KNOW HE'LL HAVE A BUMMER TIME THEN ♪ 436 00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:10,558 YEAH. 437 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,360 [keyboard clattering] 438 00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:20,733 [modem howling] 439 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,703 - HOW MANY VIEWS MY WEBSITE GET? 440 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:27,543 - UH, LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD SEVEN HITS THIS WEEK... 441 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:31,410 AND ONE MORE JUST NOW. 442 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,541 - EIGHT VIEWS? 443 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,275 HOW COME PEOPLE WON'T LEAVE MY WEBSITE ALONE? 444 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,281 YOU SAID YOU'D MAKE IT CREEPY! 445 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,423 - [sighs] 446 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,488 WELL, YOU WANT ME TO TURN UP THE CREEPINESS A BIT MORE? 447 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,688 - YEAH! 448 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,190 - OKAY. 449 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,162 LET ME SEE HERE. 450 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,431 THIS OUGHT TO DO IT. 451 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,899 - OOH! LOOK AT THAT SPIDER. 452 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,428 OOH! A SKELETON HEAD. 453 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:54,533 THAT'S SCARY. 454 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,834 [cackles] 455 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,435 THANK YOU, I.T. MAN. 456 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,254 - [gasps] 457 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:19,420 - ♪ OH, MINUTE 1 ♪ 458 00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:20,415 ♪ HAVING FUN ♪ 459 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,726 ♪ EVERYTHING'S BEAUTIFUL UNDER THE SUN ♪ 460 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,859 ♪ THE BIRDS ARE SINGING, IT'S THE PERFECT DAY ♪ 461 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,865 ♪ THERE'S JUST ONE MORE THING I GOT TO SAY ♪ 462 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,598 ♪ HELLO, AND HERE WE GO ♪ 463 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:34,473 ♪ IT'S THE WACKY MITCH DUDE HOUR COMEDY SHOW! ♪ 464 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,474 WATCH YOURSELF, KID. 465 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,735 YOU'RE GONNA RUIN YOUR SUIT. 466 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,484 YEAH. 467 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,479 - YOU! - HUH? 468 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,810 - I HATE YOU! 469 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:42,884 SCREW YOU! 470 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:43,952 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 471 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,180 HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY SHOW? 472 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,175 I'M WACKY MITCH DUDE. 473 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,546 - YEAH, I'VE SEEN YOUR SHOW. 474 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:48,454 IT SUCKS, OKAY? 475 00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:49,894 IT JUST LOST ME ALL MY FRIENDS. 476 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,389 - DID YOU SEE MINUTE 46? 477 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,361 - NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN MINUTE 46. 478 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,489 WHO CARES? THEY ALL SUCK. 479 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,494 - DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, KID. 480 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,196 WATCH MINUTE 46. 481 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,599 ♪ OH, MINUTE 1 ♪ 482 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,730 ♪ HAVING FUN ♪ 483 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,634 ♪ EVERYTHING'S BEAUTIFUL... ♪ 484 00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:08,768 - [coughs] 485 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:12,705 - WHO DID THIS TO YOU, MINUTE 46? 486 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:17,252 - IT WAS MINUTE 2. 487 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,480 HE WAS EVIL THE WHOLE TIME. 488 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:21,986 - OH, MY GOD. 489 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,518 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 490 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:25,564 ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY? 491 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:31,298 - I WILL BE IF YOU BELIEVE I WILL. 492 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,799 - I DO. 493 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,272 - [coughs] 494 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,871 - IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. 495 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,943 - ♪ LIFE IS A JOURNEY ♪ 496 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,412 ♪ KEEP ON TRYING ♪ 497 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,240 ♪ DON'T STOP LAUGHING ♪ 498 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,306 ♪ DON'T STOP CRYING ♪ 499 00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:53,553 ♪ MEMORIES LAST EVEN WHEN OUR TIME IS THROUGH ♪ 500 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:57,823 ♪ JUST NEVER LOSE ♪ 501 00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:06,564 ♪ THE LOVE YOU HAVE IN YOU ♪ 502 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:09,896 - PRETTY GOOD SHOW. 503 00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:22,706 - I HAVE PARADED MYSELF ABOUT THIS KINGDOM LIKE A COMMON FOOL. 504 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:27,585 THE BLACK DAWNOESN'T GROW NIGH, NIGH, AND NIGHER STILL. 505 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:31,557 IF ANYTHING IT DRAWS FAR, FAR, AND FARTHER AWAY. 506 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:33,287 NOW, THE WINDS OF CHANGE. 507 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,533 THE WINDS OF CHANGE MAY DRAW NIGH, 508 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,528 BUT I CAN'T TELL ANYMORE. 509 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,830 MY CONFIDENCE IS SHOT. 510 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,602 I WAS SO SURE, 511 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:44,601 SO SURE THE TRIBES OF THE HINTERLANDS WERE GONNA ATTACK, 512 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:45,674 OR AT LEAST-- 513 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:48,942 AT LEAST THE DRECKMORE BEASTS OF THE SOUTH HILLS, 514 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,511 BUT I WAS GUESSING. 515 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,740 I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL DO I KNOW? 516 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,814 OH, I'M JUST REMEMBERING SOME OF THE THINGS I SAID 517 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,884 WHEN I THOUGHT THE BLACK DAWN WAS NIGH. 518 00:21:56,883 --> 00:22:01,793 OH, I MUST HAVE SOUNDED LIKE SUCH AN ASS! 519 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:02,748 [sighs] 520 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:03,745 IT WAS A MESS. 521 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,486 IT WAS A MESS! 522 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,391 [sighs] 523 00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:07,022 WELL, ANYWAY. 524 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,526 CHRISTOPHE SAYS YOU'RE THE BEST WHORE IN THE STABLE, 525 00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:14,869 SO LET'S SEE IF WE CAN'T SEND THIS KING TO BED SATISFIED, EH? 526 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:24,740 I'M GETTING A BONER! 527 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,380 - ABSOLUTELY. 33726

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