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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:02,197 [piano music] 2 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:04,703 - IT WAS 1977, 3 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:09,235 AND IT WAS JUST ME AND GORDON IN THIS TEENY-TINY GARAGE 4 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:10,483 IN CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA. 5 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:13,208 - NOBODY KNEW WHAT WE WERE ONTO BACK THERE, 6 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:14,454 WE WERE JUST KIDS IN A GARAGE. 7 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,048 - WE WERE DEVELOPING 8 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:19,050 THE MAGNETIC DEVICE USED TO STORE DATA. 9 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:20,323 - MEANWHILE, DOWN THE STREET, 10 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:22,451 THE THREE OF US ARE WORKING IN A CARPORT, 11 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:23,756 AND WE ARE THIS CLOSE 12 00:00:23,758 --> 00:00:25,588 TO A WORKABLE DIGITAL INTERFACE. 13 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:27,463 - YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND, WE'RE IN A CARPORT. 14 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:31,201 SO NO WALLS. 15 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,058 [pop rock music] 16 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,266 - ONE FATEFUL SUMMER, 17 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:36,367 SEVEN PIONEERS CREATED THE PERSONAL COMPUTER. 18 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:42,070 TODAY WE'LL TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THE BIRTH OF A REVOLUTION. 19 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:43,376 ♪ ♪ 20 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:48,447 - I'D HEARD ABOUT THEM, I'D READ ABOUT THEM IN THIS HOBBY MAG 21 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:50,079 THAT WE ALL SUBSCRIBED TO. 22 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:53,324 BILLY AND GORDON WERE LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF EVERYONE. 23 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,490 - YOU MEAN WITH COMPUTERS? 24 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,218 - NO, WITH THE GARAGE. 25 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:57,093 LOOK, TENNIS BALLS 26 00:00:57,091 --> 00:01:00,831 HANGING FROM STRINGS, SO YOU KNOW HOW FAR YOU CAN 27 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:05,258 PULL THE CAR IN WITHOUT HITTING THE WALL. [chuckles] 28 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:06,526 - IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, 29 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:09,374 I HAD THE IDEA FOR THE STRINGS, 30 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:11,540 AND GORDON CAME UP WITH THE TENNIS BALLS. 31 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:14,539 WE WERE THE COMPUTER GARAGE GANG. 32 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:17,412 - THE COMPUTER GARAGE GANG. - THE COMPUTER GARAGE GANG. 33 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,641 - WE FINALLY MEET THESE OTHER GUYS, 34 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:20,406 AND INSTEAD OF SEEING THEM AS COMPETITION, 35 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,184 I'M THINKING, WELL, THEY SEEM TO HAVE THE SOFTWARE FIGURED OUT. 36 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:25,784 GORDON AND I HAVE THE HARDWARE READY TO GO. 37 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:28,216 WHY DON'T WE ALL JOIN FORCES? 38 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:31,262 AND PITCH IN ON SOME WEATHER STRIPPING? 39 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:34,688 - THE COMPUTER GARAGE GANG FOUND ITS TRUE HOME. 40 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:37,695 NOW THEY COULD FOCUS ON WHAT MATTERED. 41 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:41,298 - SLEEKER DESIGN, MORE STORAGE SPACE, 42 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:42,572 MORE USER-FRIENDLY. 43 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:43,840 THAT'S WHAT WE WANT IN A GARAGE. 44 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:47,408 - I'D HEARD OF A ONE-CAR GARAGE, BUT A TWO-CAR GARAGE? 45 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:48,708 - TRACK LIGHTING? HEY, THAT HELPS. 46 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,679 - THE MINI FRIDGE, A DART BOARD. 47 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:51,678 - RECORDS... 48 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:53,149 - EIGHT-TRACK PLAYER, CARPETING... 49 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:55,307 - OH, YEAH, THERE WAS SOME COMPUTER STUFF, YEAH. 50 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:57,676 - A BANISTER. - A LAVA LAMP. [laughs] 51 00:01:57,685 --> 00:02:01,745 - THERE WAS A POSTER-- THERE WAS TWO POSTERS. 52 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,285 - WE HAD A COFFEE CAN FOR CHANGE. 53 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,560 WE HAD PLATES TO KEEP OUR SANDWICHES ON. 54 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:06,589 - A GIRL CAME IN ONCE. 55 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,594 - WE ATE, SLEPT, PLAYED, AND WORKED, ALL IN OUR GARAGE. 56 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:11,156 YOU COULD GO UP TO THE LOFT IF YOU WANTED. WE HAD A LOFT. 57 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:13,525 - YOU COULD PUT ANYTHING IN THE RAFTERS YOU WANT, 58 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:14,604 PLENTY OF STORAGE SPACE. 59 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,302 - ONE OF OUR BIGGEST BREAKTHROUGHS IS SOMETHING 60 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:19,303 THAT PEOPLE NOW USE IN THEIR EVERYDAY LIVES. 61 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,136 THE KEYBOARD. 62 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:23,782 - WE HAD A WHOLE AREA DEVOTED TO JUST STORING CHAIRS. 63 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,437 - THE COMPUTER? YEAH, WE FINISHED THAT. 64 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:28,176 THAT WAS NO PROBLEM. WE'RE COMPUTER GENIUSES. 65 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:30,582 THE--THE TENNIS BALLS, THOUGH... 66 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:34,694 THEY WERE HANGING ON STRINGS. 67 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,858 [pop rock music] 68 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:46,328 ♪ ♪ 69 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:49,866 - HEY, EVERYBODY. WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 70 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:52,600 THOSE ARE THE BIRTHDAY BOYS BACK THERE. 71 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:53,666 LOOK AT 'EM GO. 72 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,614 THE STARS OF THE SHOW. [chuckles] 73 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,610 WELL, THIS IS HOW THIS IS GONNA WORK. 74 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,612 WE'RE GONNA DO SOME COMEDY SKETCHES FOR YOU, 75 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:02,484 YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH AT HOME. 76 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,223 IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE, BUT YOU-- 77 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:05,518 [piano music, engine revs] WHOA. 78 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,789 [tiny horn beeps] WHAT'S THIS? 79 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:10,217 - OH, HEY, THAT'S OUR OLD FRIEND CAR-Y THE CAR. 80 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:11,624 - HE STOPS BY FROM TIME TO TIME 81 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,355 TO TAKE US ON A TRIP TO THE LAND OF PRETEND. 82 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,630 - YEAH, IT'S SORT OF A MAGICAL, FAIRY-TALE PLACE. 83 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,560 YOU WANNA SEE IT? - SURE. 84 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:22,626 - ALL RIGHT, CAR-Y. TAKE US ON A TRIP TO THE LAND OF PRETEND. 85 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:23,936 [horn beeps] 86 00:03:23,938 --> 00:03:27,768 [car falls off table, motor whirs] 87 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:30,635 [piano music] 88 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:31,914 [horn beeps] 89 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:40,392 ♪ ♪ 90 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:45,517 [horn beeps] 91 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:51,004 - SO HE DOESN'T HAVE, LIKE, A MAGIC PORTAL OR SOMETHING? 92 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:54,698 - NO, HE JUST USES NORMAL ROADS. - OH. 93 00:03:54,702 --> 00:04:02,982 ♪ ♪ 94 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:06,406 [heavy metal music] 95 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:07,853 - WHAT'S UP, THERE, BOYS AND GIRLS? 96 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:11,678 ME AND MY LITTLE FRIENDS HERE JUST PICKED UP A FEW GROCERIES, 97 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:12,715 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 98 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,020 WE GOT THE GOOD STUFF TOO. 99 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:18,421 I'M TALKING EGGS, SHAVING CREAM, AND FRIGGIN' TOILET PAPER. 100 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,555 - [laughs] - THAT'S RIGHT. 101 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,760 THIS NEIGHBORHOOD ISN'T GONNA KNOW WHAT HIT IT. 102 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,332 AM I RIGHT, GUYS? [laughter] 103 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:25,960 LET'S FREAKIN' DO THIS. COME ON, LET'S GO. 104 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:29,526 [laughter, indistinct chatter] 105 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:30,696 - WHOO! 106 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,744 [indistinct chatter] 107 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:40,850 ♪ ♪ 108 00:04:43,716 --> 00:04:44,876 - [sped-up giggle] 109 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:53,355 ♪ ♪ 110 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:01,896 [music stops] 111 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:10,736 ♪ ♪ 112 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:13,754 [police siren wails] 113 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:15,747 ♪ ♪ 114 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,749 [laughter] 115 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:22,892 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND WANTING TO BE IN A GARAGE ALL THE TIME. 116 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:25,490 AND TALKING-- GARAGES, GARAGES AND WHAT-- 117 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,962 "BET I CAN GET A BETTER GARAGE IF I INVENT COMPUTERS." 118 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:30,631 WHAT? 119 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:35,701 SO I JUST GO OVER THERE TO WATCH THESE FREAKS. 120 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:38,543 THEY WERE FREAKS TO ME. 121 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:41,469 I DID SEE THEIR LITTLE, UH, DOOHICKEY 122 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:43,375 THEY WERE TINKERING WITH. 123 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:44,807 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF IT. 124 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:47,382 ALL I KNOW IS IT LOOKS LIKE THE FUTURE. 125 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:50,551 AND THEY'VE GOT A TERRIBLE NAME FOR IT. 126 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:54,791 - WE WERE CALLING IT THE XR712.5... 127 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,618 - 7X... - 664... 128 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:57,763 - CB1... 129 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:58,818 - 8... - 48... 130 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,056 - 3... - DP3... 131 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,060 - XYZ... WHO KNOWS? SHUT UP. 132 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,402 I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY MORE NUMBERS. [chuckles] 133 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:08,798 I TOOK ONE LOOK AT THIS DOOHICKEY, AND I SAID, "HEY, 134 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:12,072 "THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME... THING. 135 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,772 WHY DON'T YOU CALL IT A 'THING'?" 136 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:16,784 BOOM! SKYROCKET! HA-HA! 137 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:21,507 - WITH BARNUM'S BUSINESS SAVVY, AND THE BOYS' HARD WORK, 138 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:24,975 THE THING WAS AN INSTANT SUCCESS. 139 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:28,916 - SO WE MADE A BUSINESS DECISION. 140 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:31,092 HE WOULD OWN THE NAME, THE SOFTWARE RIGHTS, 141 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:32,961 THE HARDWARE RIGHTS, THE STOCK, 142 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,960 BUT WE RETAIN THE RIGHTS TO THE GARAGE. 143 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,962 - YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND, BARNUM IS JUST A BUSINESSMAN. 144 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:42,025 TO THIS DAY, I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS THERE'S A LOFT IN THERE. 145 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,835 TODAY WE ALL LIVE NEXT DOOR TO EACH OTHER 146 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:48,137 IN A GATED GARAGE-ONLY COMMUNITY IN LOS GATOS. 147 00:06:48,142 --> 00:06:50,812 - OH, THEY GOT-- THEY GOT A GOOD DEAL, YEAH. 148 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:51,981 THEY GOT THE BETTER END OF THE-- 149 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:56,849 CAN I GET ANOTHER LOBSTER HERE? COME ON! 150 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:59,580 COME ON. 151 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,046 [upbeat music] 152 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:03,724 - WE'VE ALL DONE REALLY WELL, SO NO COMPLAINTS. 153 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:07,864 IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE PAYCHECKS ANYWAY. 154 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:11,031 [dogs bark] 155 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:14,631 [exciting music] 156 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:18,873 - ALL RIGHT. THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME. 157 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:21,642 YOU'VE GOTTA TRANSPORT THIS WARHEAD TO THE D-5 BUNKER 158 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:22,912 AS FAST AS YOU CAN TO BE DISARMED. 159 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:26,040 OTHERWISE, THE TREADSTORM D-7 SEQUENCE WILL INITIATE. 160 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,576 [computer beeps] YOU GOT IT? 161 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:28,751 both: GOT IT. 162 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:29,849 - [muffled grunting] 163 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:32,120 - WHAT THE HELL? 164 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,789 WHO ARE YOU? 165 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:34,787 [muffled grunts] 166 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,158 - AH. - AH! 167 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,157 - WE'RE THE REAL TRANSPORTERS. 168 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:41,058 - THESE MEN ARE IMPOSTERS. THEY STOLE OUR UNIFORMS. 169 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,891 - YOU WERE GONNA HIJACK THE WARHEAD. 170 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:45,196 NICE TRY, YOU SACKS OF SHIT. 171 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:47,099 GOD DAMN IT! THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME. 172 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,900 CAN YOU GET THAT BOMB TO THE D-5 BUNKER? 173 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:53,103 - YOU BET YOUR ASS WE CAN. - RIGHT AWAY, SIR. 174 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,906 - HEY! 175 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:02,645 - WHO ARE YOU? 176 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:05,879 - WE'RE THE REAL TRANSPORTERS. - WHAT? 177 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:08,986 - WE'RE THE REAL TRANSPORTERS. THESE GUYS ARE IMPOSTERS. 178 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,919 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 179 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:11,894 THESE GUYS ARE IMPOSTERS. 180 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,162 THEY STOLE THOSE GUYS' UNIFORMS 181 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,690 AND LEFT THEM IN ROPES AND UNDERWEAR. 182 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:17,695 - NO. WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE HALF RIGHT. 183 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:18,828 [laughs] LET ME EXPLAIN. 184 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:22,032 OOP--[chuckles] ANYWAY... 185 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:25,895 TREADSTORM IS A SUB-SECRET UNIPOL PROJECT. 186 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:26,936 - YEAH, I KNOW. 187 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:30,710 - NOW, THESE GUYS HERE ARE IN FACT UNIPOL IMPOSTORS, 188 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:34,211 BUT NOT FOR OMEGA 4, FOR ALPHA 9. 189 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,814 - OKAY. 190 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:37,816 - WELL, THEY STOLE OUR UNIFORMS, ALL RIGHT, 191 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,988 AND LEFT US IN ROPES AND UNDERWEAR. 192 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:43,957 AND THEN THESE GUYS CAME BY, BUT THEY'RE FROM ECHO 6. 193 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,187 AND THEY STOLE OUR ROPES AND UNDERWEAR. 194 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,162 - YEAH, AND THE DUCT TAPE FROM OUR MOUTHS. 195 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:52,230 - BUT WHY WOULD YOU GUYS STEAL ROPES AND UNDERWEAR? 196 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,602 I MEAN, WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE TO STEAL 197 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:55,971 THE UNIFORMS? THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. 198 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,999 - YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. 199 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:01,005 I CAN SEE HOW YOU'D THINK THAT WOULD'VE BEEN AN OPTION, 200 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,838 BUT IT REALLY WASN'T. YOU SEE--[grunts] 201 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,813 THE PROBLEM WAS THAT THEY ARRIVED SO LATE 202 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,581 THAT YOU WERE ALREADY HERE. 203 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,710 SO THEY COULDN'T GO AFTER THE UNIFORMED IMPOSTERS. 204 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,215 YOU WOULD'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. 205 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,248 SO... 206 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,723 [grunting] 207 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,191 PARDON ME. [grunting] 208 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:20,090 WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO THAT FIRST SET OF IMPOSTORS 209 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,563 ABOUT, "YOU ARE TO TRANSPORT THIS WARHEAD 210 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,603 TO THE D-5 BUNKER," AND ALL THAT STUFF, 211 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:25,758 THAT'S WHEN IT WAS ALL HAPPENING. 212 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,026 THAT'S WHEN THEY TOOK OUR ROPES AND UNDERWEAR, 213 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:30,165 RIGHT BACK THERE WHERE YOU COULDN'T SEE IT. 214 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,140 NOW YOU GET IT. 215 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,138 WOULD YOU, UH-- WOULD YOU LIKE A RAISIN? 216 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:36,110 - SURE. 217 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,239 THANKS. 218 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:40,984 ALL RIGHT, NOW, I THINK I UNDERSTAND 219 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,281 PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING HERE, 220 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,023 BUT I DID HAVE ONE OTHER QUESTION. 221 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:48,618 WHY'D YOU GUYS WAIT SO LONG BEFORE YOU CAME OUT HERE? 222 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:52,022 I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE CLEARLY NOT TIED UP. 223 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:54,025 WHAT WERE YOU DOING BACK THERE? 224 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,827 - OH, RIGHT BACK THERE? 225 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,029 [rapid beeping] 226 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,830 - HE WAS LOOKING AT MY D-- 227 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:03,303 [all screaming] 228 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:06,343 [lounge music] 229 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:09,807 [upbeat music] 230 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,640 - [exhales] I'LL TELL YOU, 231 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,035 IT WASN'T ALL FUN AND GAMES. 232 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,206 I WAS THIS CLOSE 233 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:17,384 TO DEVELOPING A FLOATING CO-POINT PROCESSOR, 234 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,784 AND WE HIT A TECH BUMP. 235 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:22,785 SOMEBODY LOST THE GARAGE DOOR OPENER. 236 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,919 [somber music] 237 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:26,956 ♪ ♪ 238 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,390 - POPULAR OPINION IS THAT DESMOND LOST IT. 239 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:32,796 - WHERE DID YOU HAVE IT LAST? - I DIDN'T HAVE IT. 240 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,299 - IF YOU KNOW THE GUY, IT MAKES SENSE. 241 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,871 - IT WAS RIGHT HERE! I DON'T-- 242 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,699 - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT. NEXT TOPIC. 243 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:40,074 - THERE'S NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT DESMOND LOST IT. 244 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,873 HE WAS ALWAYS DICKING AROUND WITH THAT THING. 245 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:43,636 - STOP! 246 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,384 HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION? 247 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:48,349 I NEVER HAD THE GARAGE DOOR OPENER, OKAY? 248 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,308 ANSWER, DONE. 249 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,946 - YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THIEVES? 250 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,081 YOU REMEMBER BARNUM LABEAUX, 251 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,915 THE GUY WHO GOT RICH OFF OUR COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY? 252 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:55,691 HE'S A THIEF. 253 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,959 I THINK HE STOLE THE GARAGE DOOR OPENER AND PINNED IT ON DESMOND. 254 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:01,829 THOSE THINGS AREN'T EASY TO REPLACE EITHER. 255 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:02,958 THEY COME WITH THE DOOR. 256 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,203 - YEAH, I DON'T CARE ABOUT GARAGES. 257 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,298 I MEAN, WHAT? YOU PUT A CAR IN IT. 258 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,895 [upbeat music] 259 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,405 [tiny car horn honking] 260 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:22,708 [somber music] 261 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,776 ♪ ♪ 262 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:28,286 [door alert dings] 263 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,361 [scanner beeps] 264 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:37,127 [door alert dings] 265 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:45,300 ♪ ♪ 266 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,910 [tiny car horn honks] 267 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:04,191 - FROM HIS HUMBLE BEGINNINGS AS A NEIGHBOR, HE BROUGHT US... 268 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,034 - [laughs] 269 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,757 GO. 270 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,725 IT CAN HOLD UP TO FOUR BOOKS. 271 00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:14,431 - AND NOW, HE'S READY TO UNVEIL 272 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,774 THIS YEAR'S REVOLUTIONARY DEVICE. 273 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:21,310 GIVE A BIG TECH WORLD WELCOME TO BARNUM LABEAUX. 274 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,168 [applause] 275 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:27,175 - HEY, TECHIES, I LOVE YA. 276 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,310 WELL, WE'VE BEEN VERY BUSY 277 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:32,176 AND MORE SECRETIVE THAN USUAL, 278 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:36,045 BUT THAT'S BECAUSE THIS YEAR, WE'VE GOT SOME THING 279 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:40,186 BIGGER THAN ANY THING WE'VE EVER HAD BEFORE. 280 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,503 [chuckles] [laughter] 281 00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,327 [sighs] 282 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:46,232 [chuckles] 283 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,533 [dramatic music] 284 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:50,204 [chuckles] 285 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:56,073 THIS YEAR, I'VE GOT... 286 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,206 NOTHING. 287 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:04,845 I...I COULDN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING. 288 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:07,245 - BOO! 289 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,154 all: BOO! 290 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,186 - I HAD NOTHING! 291 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,321 - HE'S A FRAUD! 292 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,485 - HE'S A PHONY! 293 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:17,233 - YOU DON'T DESERVE THE SUCCESS YOU'VE ACHIEVED! 294 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,360 [audience booing] - I'VE GOT NOTHING! 295 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,496 NOTHING! 296 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,171 [gags] 297 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,241 UGH, WHAT A NIGHTMARE. 298 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,509 [knocking at the door] 299 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:30,107 - THEY'RE READY FOR YOU, BARNUM. 300 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,940 [sighs] HERE GOES NOTHING. 301 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:38,246 - GIVE A BIG TECH WORLD WELCOME TO BARNUM LABEAUX. 302 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,251 [applause] 303 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,992 - HEY, TECHIES, I LOVE YA. 304 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,259 WELL, WE'VE BEEN VERY BUSY 305 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,558 AND MORE SECRETIVE THAN USUAL, 306 00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:51,561 BUT THAT'S BECAUSE THIS YEAR, WE'VE GOT SOME THING 307 00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:55,925 BIGGER THAN ANY THING WE'VE EVER HAD BEFORE. 308 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:59,236 [chuckles] [laughter] 309 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,139 [sighs] 310 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,211 [chuckles] 311 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,209 [dramatic music] 312 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,141 [sighs] 313 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:11,146 I PRESENT TO YOU... 314 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,281 NOTHING. 315 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,120 I'VE GOT NOTHING. 316 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:21,532 SORRY, I JUST COULDN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING. 317 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,028 - WHOO! 318 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,299 [audience murmurs] 319 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,997 - HE'S-- HE'S ONTO SOMETHING, 320 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,200 BECAUSE THINK ABOUT IT, 321 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,302 WHAT'S SEPARATING US HERE, RIGHT NOW? 322 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,105 WELL, NOTHING, AND YET, 323 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,567 WE'RE COMMUNICATING. 324 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:41,306 IMAGINE A PRODUCT THAT COULD GIVE YOU THIS... 325 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:44,324 ANYTIME, ANYPLACE, ANYWHERE, 326 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:47,317 FOR A MINIMAL FEE. 327 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,650 - BRILLIANT. 328 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,045 [laughter and applause] 329 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,116 - [laughs] 330 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,324 - HE'S A GENIUS! 331 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,355 - YEAH, YOU'RE GETTING IT. 332 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:58,331 - YOU DESERVE THE SUCCESS YOU'VE ACHIEVED! 333 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,901 - YEAH, OH, LET'S SAY YOU HAVE A SONG IN YOUR HEAD 334 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,671 THAT YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS--YOU GUYS. 335 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:07,340 WELL, WITH THE NOTHING, YOU JUST... 336 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,340 [whistles] 337 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:12,082 ♪ DOO DOODLE OODLE-EE DOO BOOP ♪ 338 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,338 [cheers and applause] AND NOW, THE SONG 339 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,476 IS IN YOUR FRIEND'S HEAD, 340 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,951 AND HE CAN SHARE IT WITH HIS FRIENDS 341 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,949 AND HER FRIENDS AND THEIR FRIENDS. 342 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,221 IT'S GREAT, RIGHT? SO THROW OUT 343 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:24,420 THOSE STUPID, IDIOTIC, HEAVY, 344 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,364 "SMART," DUMB DEVICES, 345 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,659 AND GET WITH THE NOTHING. 346 00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:31,061 YOU'RE GETTING IT, YOU LATTE-SIPPING, 347 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:35,934 TRENDSETTING, EARLY-ADOPTING JACKASSES! 348 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,366 WHOO! [cheers and applause] 349 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:42,670 all: NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING! 350 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:46,676 NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING! 351 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,376 [heavy metal music] 352 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:55,123 - DID YOU MISS U-U-U-U-US? 353 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,421 [loud cymbal crash] 354 00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:05,104 ♪ ♪ 355 00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,272 [laughter] 356 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:18,335 - OH, YEAH. - YEAH! 357 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,375 ♪ ♪ 358 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:22,409 [all cheering] 359 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,645 - YEAH! [laughter] 360 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,688 - RUN! 361 00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:31,392 - RUN. 362 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,461 - ANOTHER CAKE! 363 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,689 OH, IF YOU THINK I WON'T DO YOU ANY FAVORS IN RETURN, 364 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,364 YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! 365 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,733 I WANT ALL YOUR T-SHIRT SIZES! 366 00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:42,102 - [laughs] - HE LOVED IT! 367 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:46,595 [soft piano music] 368 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,436 ♪ ♪ 369 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,282 - [chuckles] NO, I ATE THE WHOLE DAMN THING. 370 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,437 THAT WAS CRAZY. - [chuckles] 371 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,545 - HEY, TIM, HOW'S IT GOING, MAN? - OH. PRETTY GOOD. PRETTY GOOD. 372 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:58,418 HEY, CAN I ASK YOU GUYS SOMETHING? 373 00:16:58,418 --> 00:16:59,578 - SURE. COURSE. 374 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,046 - YOU EVER SEE THE MOVIE HOPE FLOATS? 375 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:04,494 - HOPE FLOATS. OH, YEAH. ROMANTIC COMEDY, RIGHT? 376 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,561 LATE '90s? YEAH, YEAH. 377 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,759 - OH, IT WAS, UH, SANDRA BULLOCK... 378 00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:09,061 - MM-HMM. - AND, UH... 379 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,332 HARRY CONNICK JR. - BINGO, YEAH. 380 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,330 - YEAH, I SAW THAT. 381 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,061 - COOL, COOL, COOL. 382 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,066 WHAT'D YOU THINK OF IT? 383 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,038 - I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS IT HAD SOME FUNNY PARTS. 384 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,337 - [chuckles] - YEAH, IT'S FUN. 385 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,368 IT'S JUST NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT. 386 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,074 - WHAT? 387 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:25,405 - IT WAS AN OKAY MOVIE, JUST NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT. 388 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:28,482 - RIGHT. 389 00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,218 - GREAT. 390 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:34,217 JUST GREAT! 391 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:38,360 WHAT A GODDAMN WASTE OF TIME! 392 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,428 - JEEZ. 393 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:43,797 - WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 394 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,271 [violin music plays] 395 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,297 - "DEAR MOTHER AND FATHER, 396 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,641 "IT HAS BEEN MANY WEEKS SINCE WE HAVE SPOKEN. 397 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:54,537 "HOPE FLOATS IS A 1998 AMERICAN FILM STARRING SANDRA BULLOCK, 398 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,641 "HARRY CONNICK JR., AND GENA ROWLANDS. 399 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,483 "HUMILIATED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION WHEN HER BEST FRIEND 400 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,509 "AND HER HUSBAND ADMIT THEY'RE IN LOVE AND HAVING AN AFFAIR, 401 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:05,654 "BIRDEE PRUITT MOVES BACK TO HER MOTHER'S HOME IN TEXAS. 402 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:08,392 "RETURNING HOME, HOWEVER, IS NOT EASY. 403 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,658 "CAN BIRDEE PUT HER RECENT PAST BEHIND HER 404 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,257 "AND START A NEW LIFE? 405 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,388 "I HOPE THIS LETTER FINDS YOU WELL. 406 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,694 "ALWAYS, TIM. 407 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:20,526 P.S. I'VE TURNED INTO KIND OF A WEIRD GUY." 408 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,403 both: OH. 409 00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:27,507 [upbeat music] 410 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,667 [inspirational music] 411 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:34,406 - IN A DILAPIDATED HOME IN THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, 412 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,224 SEVEN GUYS GOT TOGETHER ON A MISSION. 413 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:40,447 WE JUST LOVED COMEDY. WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MASTER PLAN. 414 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,293 - MISSED REACTION SHOT TAKE TWO. HERE WE GO. 415 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,559 - IT WAS FOR THE LOVE OF COMEDY, NOT COMMERCE. 416 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,829 [laughter] 417 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:51,557 - FINALLY, THEY GOT THEIR GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY. 418 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:56,204 A TELEVISION PRODUCER OFFERED THEM THEIR OWN SHOW. 419 00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,472 BUT AT WHAT COST? 420 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,441 - NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M IN A SCENE 421 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,770 WITH MY CLOTHES AROUND MY ANKLES, 422 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,344 AND I'M NOT KNOWN FOR MY PHYSIQUE. 423 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,583 - HE MADE US DO A SKETCH ABOUT A SMALLER-THAN-NORMAL CAR. 424 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:10,549 - WELL, I AM KNOWN FOR MY PHYSIQUE, JUST FOR IT... 425 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,580 BEING TERRIBLE. 426 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,454 - EGGS, SHAVING CREAM, TOILET PAPER? 427 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,894 WHERE'S THE JOKE? 428 00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:17,559 - THAT KIND OF THING'S NOT FUNNY TO US. 429 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,857 - EVENTUALLY ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH. 430 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:23,329 WE DECIDED TO CONFRONT OUR PRODUCER. 431 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,159 [people chattering] 432 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:27,404 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE ARTISTS. 433 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,600 - WE ARE NOT GONNA TAP-DANCE 434 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,601 FOR THE LOBSTER EATERS DOWN ON MADISON AVENUE ANYMORE! 435 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,644 - IT'S EMBARRASSING! 436 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,339 - OH, GOD. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 437 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:39,341 - I JUST BROUGHT YOUR PAYCHECKS. 438 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,605 [all cheering] 439 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,713 [upbeat music] 440 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:47,716 ♪ ♪ 441 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:52,660 [all cheering] 442 00:19:52,659 --> 00:20:01,299 ♪ ♪ 443 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,473 - [screams] - AAH! 444 00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:06,369 - ONE, TWO, THREE... all: PAYCHECKS! 445 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,512 [indistinct chatter] 446 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:10,637 - HEY, GUYS, CHECK IT OUT. 447 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,613 all: OH! 448 00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:17,549 - [screams] 449 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,450 - YEAH! 450 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,482 all: OH! 451 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:23,446 YO, HO, AND UP WE GO! 452 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:24,616 OH! - BOOM! 453 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,994 - I'M HAVING THE NIGHT OF MY LIFE! 454 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,633 - WHOO! - WHOO! 455 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:32,698 - ♪ GIMME THE GREEN STUFF, GIMME THE CHECKS ♪ 456 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,969 [all cheering] 457 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:40,969 - WHOO! [excited chatter] 458 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:44,584 ♪ ♪ 459 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,707 - AH! 460 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:50,622 - YOU KIDDING ME? [laughs] 461 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:54,647 ♪ ♪ 462 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:55,994 all: WHOA! [laughter] 463 00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:59,559 - THAT IS SO COOL! - IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE! 464 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,489 [cheering] 465 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:05,655 [birds chirping] 466 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,965 - [sighs] 467 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:13,542 [exuberant rock music] 468 00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:14,609 ♪ ♪ 469 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,767 [all cheering] 470 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,635 ♪ ♪ 471 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,984 [shell crunches] 472 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,579 [laughter] - THIS PLACE IS SO-- 473 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:23,512 - AHH! 474 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,616 - [laughs] 475 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:32,687 ♪ ♪ 476 00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:38,329 [upbeat music] 477 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:41,701 [birds screeching] 478 00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:50,506 [piano music] 479 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:55,480 ♪ ♪ 480 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:56,581 [electronic music] 481 00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:57,582 all: ♪ PAYCHECKS ♪ 482 00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:01,493 ♪ PAYCHECKS ON THE ROAD ♪ [bottles clink] 483 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:02,747 [horn honks] 484 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,664 - OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HEY. 485 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,890 DID WE JUST HIT SOMETHING? 486 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:12,695 - WHO CARES? WE GOT PAYCHECKS. HAND ME SOME OF THAT LOBSTER. 487 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,669 [laughter] - YEAH! 488 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,027 [rap music] 33878

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