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A POP Original Series
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- Oh my gosh,
is this what marriage is?
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- Nope, this is just left over
from the picnic yesterday,
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and I didn't wanna waste it so.
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Hmm, you could've lied.
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- And what are we doing
over here?
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- Hmm.
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I'm just editing some
of our engagement photos.
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- Oh!
- You look great.
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I look like I crawled out
from under a bridge.
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- Hey, have you given any
more thought to uh,
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when you wanna start
telling people?
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I'm kinda scared to do it today,
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I don't think your mom would
want anything upstaging
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opening night of the show.
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- Yeah, and I think we need
that added hiccup, so...
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- So, tomorrow then?
- Yeah.
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I mean, I haven't really
given it that much thought.
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- Yeah.
- So...
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one other option.
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What if, after the show tonight,
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we corralled a few people
back to the motel?
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You know, we talk about the
show for five to ten minutes,
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then maybe dim the lights,
pop some bubbly,
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put some music on.
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I could stand up
and give a speech.
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I'd look to you, you don't need
to give a speech,
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but at this point I think
Alexis will be getting misty,
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which will send sort
of this intoxicating
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ripple effect through the room.
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Most people will be sobbing.
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And I'll be holding back tears,
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but the fact that I'm holding
them back, I think,
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will make it all the more
powerful.
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And you can be topping up
drinks.
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- Great to know you've barely
given this any thought.
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I am gonna start the day.
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Big show tonight.
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- Good luck, honey!
- It's "break a leg".
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♪♪♪
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- Aah!
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- Oh, just checking in
on my little girl,
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and see how she's feeling
about everything.
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- Okay, she'd be feeling
a lot better
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if you weren't checking in
every five minutes.
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- Anyway, I just stopped by
to uh...
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give you this.
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- Thank you. That's very sweet.
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- Well, you don't have
to open it now.
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No need to open it now,
you can open it later.
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Even though the intention
was to...
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maybe open it before the show.
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- Okay, fine,
I will open it now.
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But ever since I told you
I was leaving,
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you've been giving me
little things
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that just make me feel bad
about it.
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- Oh, that's not true, honey.
That's-that not true at all.
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- Like this.
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- Well, that's a little
something
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you can use backstage tonight,
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or maybe put it on your bedside
table when you're away.
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- You expect me to bring
this with me?!
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This frame is like, ten pounds!
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- "Break all your legs."
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A well-intentioned,
if not slightly misguided
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sentiment from the Elmdale
Arts Council.
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Alexis, when do you
and Theodore depart
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for your equatorial adventure?
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- Ted leaves tonight.
I leave in a week.
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- Well, that seems like
poor planning.
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Why aren't you flying
with him tonight?
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- Because I'm in the show.
- Well, Of course you are!
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Oh! Well, I have to tell you,
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I am impressed!
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Alexis, my phone's been ringing
nonstop since 7 a.m.
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you certainly engaged the press.
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- Thank you.
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- If I'm receiving
this kind of buzz
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from a boutique theatrical run,
imagine the fanfare
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you will drum up when
the "Crows" movie
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gets its premiere date.
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- What do you mean,
"that I will drum up?"
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- Well, after careful
concertation,
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and two attempts to get
Lizzie Grubman
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to do some pro bono work,
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I have decided...
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Alexis, I would love you
to do all my publicity!
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- Oh my God! What?!
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When is this supposed to happen?
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- Last I heard, the fall.
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- I will be in the Galapagos.
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- Well, again, poor planning.
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- Well, you just told me
right now!
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- Oh, this sounds like
an opportunity, Alexis.
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I mean, are you sure
being away this long
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is such a good idea?
- Yes!
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I'm going to support
my boyfriend,
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and hopefully, eat, pray, love,
a bit for myself.
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- Yes. Family! Family.
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We need to stop and embrace
this precious moment.
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And I'm not just saying that
because David's at Patrick's,
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and the energy is unusually
light around here.
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We are all on the precipice
of greatness.
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And we should cherish
these moments,
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before everything changes.
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Hmm. And I'm still cherishing.
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Just...
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oh, I do have to take this.
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It could be the Elm Grove
Sentinel calling about my...
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cover story.
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Moira Rose Enterprises,
how may I direct your call?
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Well, yes, my assistant
is very busy.
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Dad!
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- Uh oh.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Who are those for?
- They're for you.
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I wanted to wish you luck
for your big show.
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You've been stepping very far
outside of your comfort zone,
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and I think that takes
a lot of courage.
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- I don't think
I've ever heard you use
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the word "courage" before.
- Hmm.
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- Outside of criticizing
someone's style choices.
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What's going on?
- Nothing.
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- You're only this happy
when you have gossip,
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or there's something
in the news about Oprah.
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- There's something
in the news about Oprah.
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She got new espadrilles.
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- Oh my God, David.
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- You have a show to focus on,
we'll celebrate tonight.
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- Celebrate what?
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- You! The show.
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- So, I guess I'll just
see you tonight, then.
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Bye.
- Fine.
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Patrick proposed,
and I said yes.
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- Oh my God! Oh my God, David!
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- I know.
- Oh my God!
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I'm so happy for you!
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Oh! Oh my God!
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When did this happen?
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- Last night.
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- Oh my God!
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Ohhh!
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- Are you okay?
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- Oh! Yes.
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I'm happy!
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You just caught me off guard.
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- See, this is why
I wanted to wait.
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- No, I'm glad you told me!
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It's just nerves.
About the show.
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- Okay.
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- Which I should get back
to doing.
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Because there's this scene
that I just can't get.
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- Well, you are the only
person I've told,
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so if we could just keep
this between us
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until after the show,
that would be great.
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- Got it.
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Congratulations, David.
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- Thank you.
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Yeah, uh, dark hair.
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Answers to the name "Stevie".
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Um, kind of looks
like a vampire.
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A little skittish
when approached.
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Um, you know, I don't want
to tell you how to do your job,
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but if you have a taser,
you may want to use it.
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Okay, yeah, thanks, bye.
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- I should've known the risk.
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The toll that stage fright
can take on someone
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who's not used to the hot sting
of the spotlight.
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I was a fool not to let
Gwen understudy.
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- What is going on in here?
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- Stevie's gone missing,
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and I don't wanna be
an optimist here,
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but it's not looking good.
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- What? What do you mean,
Stevie's gone missing?
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- I can't find her anywhere!
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I've called her all day,
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and Bob saw her crying
at the gas station.
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The last thing she said
to your father was,
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- What?!
- She had to do something.
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- Well, I saw her this morning.
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- Huh, well you may have
been the last person
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to see her, Dave.
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I don't know how you're gonna
feel about this,
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but I'm gonna need some
hair samples.
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- What happened, David?
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Did you say anything that might
have triggered her?
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You have that effect on people.
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- Uh, she said she was
nervous about the show.
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- With but a handful
of hours before curtain?
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Any morsel of intel is crucial!
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- Fine! Patrick proposed to me
yesterday,
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and I may have told her
about it.
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- Oh, David!
- Wow, a wedding.
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Congratulations, Dave.
- I don't know what to say.
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- I know, it was very
overwhelming for me, as well.
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- Why could you not have waited
until after the show
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to tell people you're engaged?!
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- You're engaged?!
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- This is not how the
announcement was supposed go!
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- Okay, but I'm gonna be away!
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Who's gonna plan the wedding?
- Well, I could ask Jocelyn.
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She planned her
brother-in-law's funeral
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for under a hundred bucks.
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- Okay, this is like, the last
thing I needed to hear today!
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- When did this become
about you?
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- Exactly!
If we don't find Stevie,
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a lot of people are going
to be very disappointed!
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- I just announced
I'm getting married!
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- David, you and your wonderful
Patrick
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have years to celebrate!
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What a unanimously disastrous
day this is turning out to be!
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- Ugh!
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- What the fuck?!
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- Okay, so I told Stevie
and next thing you know,
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she is nowhere to be found.
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I just wish this whole
engagement announcement
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hadn't gotten so out of control.
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I mean, people are coming
up to me
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that I haven't even
spoken to yet.
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- Gentlemen, major show
drama aside,
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I just wanted to say
congratulations
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to the future Mister and Mister.
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Or is it "Misters?"
- See?
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Now Jocelyn,
how did you find out?
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- Oh, from Moira.
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Maybe Alexis. Possibly Gwen.
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- Thanks Jocelyn,
but I'm actually
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a little more concerned
about the show at the moment.
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- Don't worry,
Moira says she has a plan.
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- Oh, does she?
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- Oh God, David! No, no, no,
no, David, I'm sorry.
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No, just performers backstage
from here on.
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- Mrs. Rose, are you-are you
a performer at this point?
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- Unfortunately,
I have no choice.
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So I'm gonna shimmy off
the rust,
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and pray there's still
dazzle within.
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Sorry, sorry. Oh.
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- Stevie, what the fuck?!
- Mrs. Rose?
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- Stevie, thank God you're here!
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Okay everybody, vocal warm up
in the Green Room!
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- Bye.
- Bye. Good luck.
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- Mrs. Rose, I'm sorry.
I had an errand to run,
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and I got stuck in traffic
on the way back.
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- Yeah, I've been calling you
all day.
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- I know, you told me
to block everyone out today,
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so I left my phone at home,
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which I realize
was a really big mistake.
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Oh, were you planning
on taking my place?
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- Oh! Just dressed in theme
to support, that's all.
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00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,379
I think I'll um...
251
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,860
I'm going to go see
if Jocelyn uh...
252
00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:45,819
got the humidifier, excuse me.
253
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:48,648
I just have to check on her.
I just... Jocelyn?
254
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,040
- Okay, I'm sorry!
255
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,477
I should never have told you
before the show.
256
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:53,827
- Here.
257
00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:56,525
- What is this?
258
00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:58,242
- Patrick asked for my blessing
a few weeks ago,
259
00:10:58,266 --> 00:10:59,702
so I had them made.
260
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,748
It would've been nice
if he told me
261
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,924
when it was happening,
262
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,403
I literally could've picked
these up
263
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:08,668
any other day this week,
but I will yell at him later.
264
00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:13,455
I assume you two will be moving
in together,
265
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:16,197
and I won't be there to give
you towels when you need them,
266
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,329
so...
- Thank you.
267
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:20,505
I appreciate the monogramming,
268
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,551
and the choice of thread colour.
269
00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,989
I thought you were upset.
270
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:28,992
- I was more upset that I had
to drive to Elmdale today.
271
00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:32,735
I also appreciate this
burlesque-y get up.
272
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:36,260
- Excuse me. You're an almost
married man, now.
273
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:39,699
- Stevie. I'd ask if you could
hold us up more,
274
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,701
but I'm not a big fan
of rhetorical questions.
275
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,746
- Gotta go.
- Good luck!
276
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,054
Ahhhhh!
277
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:54,191
- Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
278
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,454
- Hey David,
congrats on the news!
279
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,195
Really happy for you guys.
280
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,738
- Okay, you know what,
the funny thing was,
281
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,895
originally I was going to be
the one that told people.
282
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,331
- Told people what?
283
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,420
- Oh, does your Dad not know?
284
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:08,205
- If we're talking about
Dave's big engagement news,
285
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,599
uh, we haven't decided
on a best man yet,
286
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,446
but we think it's probably
gonna be a black tie affair.
287
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,385
- You're engaged?
288
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,431
- Yeah. Sure.
289
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:19,216
- Oh, David, that's so exciting!
290
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:22,045
Oh son, you deserve all
the happiness...
291
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,786
we'll pick this up later.
292
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,633
- Sorry. Alexis made it seem
like everyone knew.
293
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:28,312
Oh, they do now, yeah.
294
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,620
- Have fun, my darling.
295
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:34,101
Have fun! You've gestated
long enough beneath my wing.
296
00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:36,059
Now it's time to fly!
297
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,800
- Okay...
- Fly.
298
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,802
Ohhh!
- Oh!
299
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,891
♪♪♪
300
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:44,546
- Meine damen und herren,
Mesdames et Messieurs,
301
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Ladies and Gentlemen!
302
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I am your host.
303
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:55,339
♪ Willkommen, bienvenue,
welcome! ♪
304
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,995
♪ Fremde, etranger, stranger
305
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,085
Hello, stranger!
306
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,087
♪ Glucklich zu sehen
307
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,523
♪ Je suis enchante
308
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,003
- En chante madame!
309
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:09,397
♪ Happy to see you
310
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,225
♪ Bleibe, reste, stay
311
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,314
♪ Und sagen
312
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:17,057
♪ Willkommen, bienvenue,
welcome ♪
313
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,362
- Rah!
314
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:22,062
♪ Fremde, etranger, stranger
315
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,367
- Ooh!
316
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,587
♪ Glucklich zu sehen
317
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,502
♪ Je suis enchante
318
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:31,071
♪ Happy to see you
319
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,377
♪ Bleibe, reste, stay
320
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:36,816
♪ Wir sagen
321
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:39,470
♪ Willkommen, bienvenue,
welcome ♪
322
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,651
♪ Im Cabaret
323
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,264
♪ Au Cabaret
324
00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:51,482
♪ To Cabaret
325
00:13:54,485 --> 00:14:00,100
♪♪♪
326
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,461
- You wear her well.
327
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:17,160
- Sorry?
- Magdalena.
328
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,008
The only other time
I've leased one of my girls
329
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:21,251
is the Halloween when
David was desperate
330
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,819
to be Alanis Morissette.
331
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,256
- Well, glad you think
I'm pulling it off.
332
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,693
- Stevie, I'm so proud of you.
333
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,870
You're really powering
through tonight.
334
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,697
Of course I never doubted you.
335
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:36,179
- Thank you, but I still
have an act and a half
336
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:37,746
to prove you wrong.
337
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:39,661
- Now I suppose David's
announcement
338
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,358
left you a little shaken.
339
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,491
- That's really not it,
Mrs. Rose.
340
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,188
It's just...
341
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:51,847
I wish I wasn't watching it all
happen from behind the desk.
342
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,153
You know?
343
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,766
It feels like everyone's
growing up all around me.
344
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,294
- You know, before
the "Crows" movie happened,
345
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:07,950
I too thought there was
no escape from this dark,
346
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:10,997
troublesome existence that
was my life in this town.
347
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:15,827
I was as hopelessly crestfallen
as you are right now.
348
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:18,656
- Uh, I wouldn't say
I'm crest...
349
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:21,268
- Shhh! Use it.
350
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,486
- I'm sorry?
351
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,967
- Oh, I could so effortlessly
conjure up
352
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:28,579
the perfect words to bedazzle
your spirits.
353
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,930
That's one of my gifts. But no.
354
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:34,672
No, you need to be exactly
where you are.
355
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:38,459
- Okay, are you talking
about me, or Sally?
356
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,504
- Why, Sally, of course.
357
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:42,985
You I'm not worried about.
358
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:46,423
What the hell is your secret,
Stevie?
359
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:49,644
You just stand your solid
ground,
360
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:52,516
refusing to be anything but you.
361
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,999
Hm. Never thought I'd say this
about anyone in this town,
362
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,305
but you...
363
00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:00,002
you're very, very cool.
364
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,004
And whether you set sail,
or stay put,
365
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,137
that's not going to change.
366
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:08,010
Now, why don't we take
our Sally by the hand,
367
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,230
and we go out there,
and show those people
368
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:11,709
everything she can be.
369
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,452
If she were only more like you.
370
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,543
- Oh! Thank you!
371
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:28,639
♪♪♪
372
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:40,086
♪♪♪
373
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:48,355
♪♪♪
374
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:51,053
♪ Maybe this time
375
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,273
♪ I'll be lucky
376
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,537
♪ Maybe this time
377
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,321
♪ He'll stay
378
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,543
♪ Maybe this time
379
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,545
♪ For the first time
380
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:07,635
♪ Love
381
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,898
♪ Won't hurry away
382
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:14,337
♪ He will hold me fast
383
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,818
♪♪♪
384
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:20,039
♪ I'll be home at last
385
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:26,697
♪ Not a loser anymore
386
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,569
♪ Like the last time
387
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:31,746
♪ And the time before
388
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,489
♪ Everybody
389
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,056
♪ They love a winner
390
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,972
♪ So nobody loved me
391
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,369
♪ Lady Peaceful
392
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:49,372
♪ Lady Happy
393
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:52,636
♪ That's what I long to be
394
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:57,250
♪ Well, all the odds are
395
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,600
♪ There in my favour
396
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:03,125
♪ Something's bound to begin
397
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,347
♪ It's gonna happen
398
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:10,176
♪ Happen sometime
399
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,874
♪ Maybe this time
400
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:15,703
♪ Maybe this time
401
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:20,099
♪ I'll win
402
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,541
- That's my friend!
403
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:41,163
- Well, you dazzled tonight,
sweetheart.
404
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,947
Thank you.
405
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,471
- Oh, sorry, I don't know why
406
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:45,820
I thought you were
talking to me.
407
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:48,910
- Well, it was a huge hit,
the crowd went wild.
408
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,999
I was shocked!
- Shocked?
409
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,654
- Amazed. I was amazed.
410
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,873
- Amazed, yes.
411
00:18:57,527 --> 00:18:58,678
- You're gonna be late
for the airport.
412
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:01,444
I can't wait to sip pina
coladas with you.
413
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,707
- Again, it's not really
that kind of place,
414
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:05,056
but yes.
415
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,237
I love you.
- I love you.
416
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,109
- Excuse me everybody, um,
417
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,111
it's time for Ted to...
418
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,896
Galapa-go now.
419
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:22,073
- Ohhh!
- I love you so much!
420
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,380
Okay, great show everyone, bye.
421
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,252
- Bye.
- Bye, Ted.
422
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,689
- Thank you so much.
- Hi everyone, hi!
423
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,954
I just, first and foremost,
wanna say a big congratulations
424
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,912
to Team Cabaret.
425
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:40,222
The show was awesome,
you guys were so, so good!
426
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,442
Speaking of love...
427
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,095
- Somebody got engaged!
428
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,619
- Wow.
429
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,536
Speaking of love, um,
430
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,233
I'm so glad that
you're all here,
431
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:54,149
because Patrick and I have
some very special news.
432
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,455
- You're getting married!
433
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,718
- Jocelyn, I'm the one
on the chair!
434
00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,590
Now, two years ago,
435
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,288
I went to fill out some
paperwork
436
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:05,247
for a business license,
and little did I know,
437
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,467
that I would end up meeting
the love of my...
438
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:10,165
God!
439
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,819
- Oh, it is me.
440
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,995
Um, I'm sorry, David.
441
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:15,736
Sorry, it's most likely press.
442
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:18,956
I-I already know
your engagement news.
443
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:23,265
- So wait a minute,
he's marrying you?
444
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,006
- Okay, this shouldn't be
so hard!
445
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,616
- Oh my God, just spit
it out, David!
446
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,096
- Oh my God, fine!
447
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:30,838
I met someone who changed
my life,
448
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:35,321
and I don't know where
I'd be without him.
449
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:37,932
So yes, as we all know now,
450
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:40,326
Patrick and I are engaged.
451
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,153
Ohhh!
452
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,503
No! Nooooo!
453
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,461
- Oh my God!
- Nooooo!
454
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,465
- If it's a bad review, Moira,
455
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:51,989
I wouldn't trust local critics.
456
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,991
- No.
457
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,602
No, they uh,
458
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,039
they shelved the "Crows" movie.
459
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,522
So it's-it's over.
460
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:05,046
It's over.
461
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,622
- Nothing to see here, people.
The party's over.
462
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,469
- Okay. Yeah, you can leave
your champagne flutes.
463
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,060
Unless we still wanna do
a toast?
464
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,540
- No.
465
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:21,908
- Oh, no? Okay. Everyone leave
the champagne flutes,
466
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:23,586
thank you.
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