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A POP Original Series
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Stop, oh my God!
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- Oh!
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You must be having a lovely
morning.
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- Hey now, it's just getting
started.
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- Is it just getting started?
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Because it looks like the two
of you have been engaged
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in general merriment
for quite some time now.
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- Did he just say "merriment?"
- I think he did.
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- Yes, I said "merriment."
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Because that's what happens
when I spend too much time
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with my mother,
and I blame you two for it.
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- So how was uh,
dinner last night?
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- Ooh, long. We spent
two and a half hours
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going over a costume lineup
for the show.
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All so that you two of you
could sneak off
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to some secret dance rehearsal
behind her back
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like a pair of dirty
con artists.
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- Hey listen, David,
your Mom is a great director.
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She's just not used to working
with amateur dancers.
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- Yeah, last week she told me
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to dance like an Indonesian
scarf caught in the wind.
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I don't even know
what that looks like.
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- This "Money" number
is so complicated
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that if we don't get
the outside help,
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we will be laughed off stage.
You've seen me dance.
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- Yes, you have legs like
tree trunks,
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we knew that going into this.
- Thank you.
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- Can we just have one more
private session with Derek,
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and then it's done.
- One more session?!
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I thought last night
was the last session!
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- Well, we couldn't nail
the final lift.
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- What is this,
"Dirty Dancing?!"
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- David, please, just keep her
distracted for one more night.
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- No. No! It's too much!
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- Okay, then I guess
we can just...
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tell her we're getting
outside help.
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- Mm, good luck.
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When she was coaching me for
the "Little Mister" pageant,
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I made the mistake of going
to Mario Lopez for advice,
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he was the hosting at the time.
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Anyway, she found out,
and felt so betrayed,
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she "forgot" to double-knot
my tap shoes,
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and cost me the crown.
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So I will cover for you
for one more night.
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But that is it!
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This better be worth it.
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Excuse me, I have a job to do.
- Oh.
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♪♪♪
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- Mm, Ted, it smells so good
in here!
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What's the occasion?
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- Brunch. That we were supposed
to make together.
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- Oh, don't worry, babe,
I've already eaten.
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- So then I guess
I'll just have your plate
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for dinner, then.
- Mm, yum!
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- Hey, so I was thinking
about maybe going into work
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a little bit later today.
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- Yay, if that means more
Teddy time for me, then yes.
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- No actually, I've been
thinking about maybe
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taking a longer break from work.
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- I'm listening.
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- What if we got out of town,
just the two of us?
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- Like Thelma and Louise?
- Nope.
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Uh no, I was thinking somewhere
more exotic, like,
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I don't know, somewhere that
would have beaches for you,
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and some interesting wildlife
for me?
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- Okay, I've just been to Miami
so many times before,
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and trust me, the "wildlife"
is not as sexy up close.
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- No, I'm talking about
farther away.
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Like, I don't know...
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the Galapagos Islands.
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- I love that.
- Really?
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- Yes, as a jumping-off point,
yes!
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But if we're thinking islands,
why don't we do something
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less sleepy and scary,
like, The Maldives?
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- Definitely something
to consider.
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And I guess while we're
spit-balling here,
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you know, it could be kinda fun
to go somewhere
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that you've never been before.
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Like, I don't know,
the Galapagos Islands.
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- Yes, Ted! An island
somewhere for sure.
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We just need to figure out
where.
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But I'm so glad we're on
the same page about this!
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- Yeah, yeah.
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And-And what page is that?
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- Well, we both agree
that we wanna get away,
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and we both agree that
we're gonna land
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on somewhere so good.
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Mhmm!
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Hey, Johnny. I heard the news.
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Boy, we are really going
to miss Moira tonight
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at the annual Mayor's Roast.
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I was looking forward
to getting scorched.
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- Oh yeah, well, she's gonna
miss it, too.
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- Yeah, I mean,
when she starts going off,
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oh my God, you better have
the burn unit on speed dial.
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I mean, get the fire
extinguishers ready,
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because she is just slinging
heat!
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Which ultimately becomes fire.
- Yeah, I get it, I get it.
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She can, she can be funny
on occasion.
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- Yeah, it's okay though,
I've got uh, Bob's cousin,
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Louis, from Elm County,
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he's gonna come in
and fill in for her, so.
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- Yeah well, Louis' the last
guy that should be driving in
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for tonight. Uh no, I-I uh...
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I'm more than capable
of taking Moira's place.
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- Johnny, I don't think so.
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Those are pretty high heels
to fill.
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- Well, don't you worry
about me, I've uh...
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I've handled myself pretty well
humorously speaking,
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in front of large crowds before.
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- Jeez, if you bring up
that Rose Video
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shareholder's meeting again...
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- You better be spending this
time toughening your skin,
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Because I've got more
than a few...
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rippers up my sleeve
for tonight.
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- Okay um, first off, I have
no idea what "rippers" are.
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- Well, maybe you'd know,
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if you graduated elementary
school.
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- I can't believe you said
that to me.
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- Oh Roland, I'm sorry, did I...
Was that too far?
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Look at your face!
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"Oh Roland, I'm sorry,
did I go too far?"
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Oh pal, you are going
to get eaten alive tonight!
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Oh!
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David! What are you
doing walking the streets
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all by yourself?
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- You make me sound like
a feral cat.
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I'm walking home.
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- Don't tell me the store
is already laying off people!
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- No, Patrick sent me home
to get a cheque
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that apparently is tax
for the government,
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and not, as I assumed,
a bonus for me.
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- Well, I'm glad I caught you,
because I got your missive
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about wanting to sup
this evening,
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and I'm afraid I must decline.
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- What? Why? Why?
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- David, full disclosure,
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you have been awfully clingy
of late.
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- Okay...
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I think it might be propitious
for you to spend
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some time with your peers.
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What's Patrick doing tonight?
Or Stevie?
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- They're um, busy.
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- Busy? Well, rehearsals end
sharply at six,
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so either one of them
should be free
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to dine with you thereafter.
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- I just don't think they're
available tonight.
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- Hmm, too tired?
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- Mm, yes. Yeah.
- Yes.
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They've both been struggling.
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- Yeah, that's-that's it.
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Your choreography has been
working them so hard
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they basically just go home
and fall sleep,
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so actually your show
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is stripping me
of a social life.
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- Alright, David, but it'll
have to be a working repast.
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I could use your eye for the
final design of the posters.
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Okay? You employ the wrong font,
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and you may as well bid Auf
Wiedersehen to ticket sales.
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- Can't wait.
- Until then, dear!
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- We're both going home though!
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What the hell?!
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- Alexis, you don't need to do
those dishes.
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- I didn't, I just put them
on the counter.
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Um, I also found this
on the counter.
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"Charles Darwin Research
Center."
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What is this?
- Oh, nothing.
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Just-just some work stuff.
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- It says you were one
of ten people selected
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for a research program.
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- Oh, what?
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That's... crazy.
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- Is this why you kept bringing
up those islands this morning?
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- Oh, the Galapagos Islands?
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Uh, not necessarily, no.
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- Ted, why else would anyone
wanna go there?
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- You mean, other than wanting
to study some of the rarest
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and most diverse forms of plant
and animal life on the planet?
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Uh, yeah,
I guess you have a point.
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- You were selected out
of thousands of applicants?
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- It just means that they'll
have plenty of people
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to pick from
when I don't accept.
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- Ted!
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Why didn't you tell me
you were doing this?
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- Because I applied before
we got back together,
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and it takes a couple years
to process the applications.
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- A couple years?
It sounds important.
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- Well, listen,
it's not not important.
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But I can, I can always
apply again.
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You know, Emmett,
the tortoise is 180-years-old,
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So I'm sure he'll still be
around in another few years.
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- You love old tortoises!
It sounds like a dream.
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How long is the program?
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- Six months.
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- Oh, wow.
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- Yeah, see, this is why
I didn't wanna push it
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on you this morning, okay?
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Because you mean way more to me
than some dumb...
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once-in-a-lifetime
job opportunity.
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- Ted, I don't know what to say.
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I'd totally think about it,
but like,
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my laptop's here...
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- Okay, honestly,
just don't worry about it.
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- Well, what about
long distance?
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I once maintained a successful,
semi-committed
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text relationship
with Josh Hartnett
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while he was shooting
"Pearl Harbor".
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- Okay, Alexis, I appreciate
your creative problem solving,
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But. you know, I-I wouldn't
stay if I didn't feel
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like it was... it was
the right choice for me.
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- Babe, are you sure?
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- Yes.
- But are you sure, sure?
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Because I don't want you to not
go like, just because of me.
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- Okay Alexis, that's exactly
what's happening,
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but it's fine, okay?
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And I told you that it's fine,
so it's-it's fine!
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Okay... so we're all good,
then.
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That was a good talk
for everyone.
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You know what I am gonna do?
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I'm gonna do those dishes.
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Babe, do you have a dishwasher?
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Okay, I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna figure it out then.
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Okay.
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- Sounds like someone's
in a good mood.
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- What? Me? Oh.
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Sorry, you know those days
where you're just like,
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super in love?
- Hmm, not really.
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- You will. Anyway, I'm just
thinking about Ted and me.
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I can't believe we've come such
a long way, you know?
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- Aww!
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- Yeah. I just feel so lucky
to be with someone
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who would do anything for me.
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Like, I just found out that he
got this crazy job opportunity,
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and he's turning it down
just to be with me.
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- Wow. That is lucky.
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- He was ten people picked
out of like, ten thousand.
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- Oh my God, and he's not going?
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- No, I think his perspective
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was that there would be
other opportunities.
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- Still, that must be totally
heartbreaking for him.
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But I guess relationships
are all about sacrifice.
244
00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,396
- Oh my God, yes,
Ted and I are so good
245
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,180
at that whole give and take
thing.
246
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:18,313
Like, he gives me so much,
247
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,837
and I have learned to take
as well.
248
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:23,274
- And I'm sure you give
things up for him
249
00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,581
all the time as well.
250
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,756
- Totally.
251
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,671
But also, he never really
asks me to,
252
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,281
so that's hard for me
to do for him.
253
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,806
But if he did, I would.
254
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,489
- Oh, so he didn't ask you
to go with him?
255
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,593
- Not technically.
256
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,597
- Okay.
257
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,817
One day I hope I find a guy
like Ted.
258
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:47,211
Someone who would literally
put all their hopes and dreams
259
00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:49,257
aside to be with me.
260
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,261
- Yeah.
261
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,611
Yeah. Thanks for the chat, Twy.
262
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,352
You're like my little
fairy godmother,
263
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,659
if she wore an apron,
and Celine Dion's perfume.
264
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,923
- Oh, so I've got a lot
of good material here,
265
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:05,969
I just need some help sifting
out the gold.
266
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,933
- I still don't see why
you dragged us into this.
267
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,756
- Well, you can be a tough
audience, Ronnie.
268
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,541
- What's that supposed to mean?
- See?
269
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:15,544
That's what I'm looking for,
honest reactions.
270
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:18,242
- Well, I've been honestly
reacting quite strongly
271
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:19,809
to your aftershave.
272
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:23,160
It's a bit too European
for my taste.
273
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,467
- Not the most helpful
feedback, Bob.
274
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,730
- Look, now that you've trapped
us here, just...
275
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,340
- What-what do you got, Johnny?
276
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,168
- Okay, here we go.
277
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:34,258
Well, it's 1791, and three
explorers have landed...
278
00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:35,520
- Next.
279
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:42,155
- I was flipping through the
phone book the other day, and...
280
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,920
- The phone book?
How old are these?!
281
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,487
- Well, you're not even
letting me
282
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,054
get to the punchlines, Ronnie.
283
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,143
- Johnny, you need a search
and rescue team
284
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:51,058
to find the punchlines
for those setups.
285
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:56,977
- Ah! Top ten things
you don't want Roland
286
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,153
Ten too many.
287
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,850
Johnny, you gotta be short
and quick,
288
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,113
Like Roland in the bedroom.
289
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,204
- Now, that, that one
kills every year.
290
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,554
- Oh no, I love that one,
is that one up for grabs?
291
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,687
- No. You've gotta go
for the jugular,
292
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,447
Just stay away from spouses,
kids, and health,
293
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,777
and you'll be fine.
294
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,345
Now, if you'll excuse me,
295
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,869
I gotta get back to work,
which, up until now,
296
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,611
was the most boring part
of my day.
297
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:25,309
- Well, I'd love to use that
Roland in the bedroom joke.
298
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,921
- Fine, but I have a feeling
it ain't gonna help you.
299
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:32,708
Man, when she's on fire,
look out!
300
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,581
- Well, you haven't seen me
on fire, Bob.
301
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:44,198
- I'm glad I let you talk me
into another dinner, David.
302
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:46,243
That note you had about
including my name
303
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:48,289
on the poster as a sales tool,
304
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,397
that's something I've been
debating for some time now.
305
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,312
- Well, your name was already
on the all mock-ups,
306
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,836
so it was really more
of an observation.
307
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,253
- That reminds me, I must pop
by the rehearsal space,
308
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,821
Jocelyn said some colour
samples were dropped off today.
309
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,649
- Okay yeah, I... hmm.
310
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:02,366
I don't know if-I don't know if
I need to see colour samples,
311
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:04,479
you just showed me all
the mock-ups.
312
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,413
- But the printers require
my sign-off first thing, David.
313
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:09,527
- Well, it's-it's late,
I mean, it's...
314
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:12,095
It's 7:15. Are you sure
you should be walking
315
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,532
over there alone at this hour?
316
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:17,622
- Okay David, no more
"True Crime TV"
317
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,146
before bed for you.
318
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:21,452
I refuse to buy you
another night-light!
319
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:24,804
- Okay, well why don't I just
pick them up for you, then?
320
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,894
Ah!
321
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,202
Hey, be careful!
322
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:35,423
♪♪♪
323
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,599
♪ When you haven't any
coal in the stove ♪
324
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,664
♪ And you freeze in the winter
and curse through the wind ♪
325
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:42,256
♪ And your fate when you haven't
any shoes on your feet ♪
326
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,537
♪ And your coat's thin
as paper ♪
327
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,974
♪ And you look 30 pounds
underweight ♪
328
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,390
♪ When you go to get a word
329
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,653
♪ Of advice from the fat
little pastor... ♪
330
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:49,829
- What the hell?!
331
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,874
- I don't-I don't know.
332
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:52,918
♪ At the window...
333
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,357
- ♪ At the window!
- ♪ Who's there?
334
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,663
- ♪ Hunger!
- ♪ Ooh, hunger!
335
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:01,449
♪ See how love flies
out the door ♪
336
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,494
♪ Money makes the world
go round ♪
337
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:06,193
♪ The world go round
the world... ♪
338
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,238
♪ Money makes the world
go round ♪
339
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:11,241
♪ The clinking clanking
sound of... ♪
340
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,287
♪ Money money money money money
money money money ♪
341
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,897
- Get a little!
- Get a little!
342
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,159
♪ Money money money money ♪
343
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,205
♪ A mark, a yen, a buck,
or a pound ♪
344
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,729
♪ Clinking clanking
clunking sound ♪
345
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,905
♪ It's all that makes
the world go round ♪
346
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,908
♪ Makes the world go round!
347
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,914
- Oh my God.
- Ahem.
348
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,134
- David, what are you
doing here?
349
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,919
- I have questions.
350
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,921
- Mrs. Rose, this is Derek.
351
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,228
He's been just helping us
352
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,578
practice the steps
to the number.
353
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,928
- And how long have you all
been moonlighting?
354
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,930
- Just... just about a week.
355
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,932
- It's a really fun piece.
356
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,108
- Yes, I'm aware, thank you.
357
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,546
- I'm just gonna head outside.
- Yeah. Yes.
358
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,939
- Thanks, Derek.
359
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,333
- So all this time I thought...
Poor David thought
360
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:02,249
that you were home,
resting your instruments!
361
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:05,208
- Ohh...
- I'm so disappointed.
362
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:09,343
- Sorry, David.
- It's okay.
363
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:12,781
- However, in the business
of show,
364
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:16,828
skullduggery, when it leads
to such thrilling results,
365
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:19,875
a pinch of moral corruption
is a small price to pay.
366
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,010
- Oh, is that good?
- Yeah, I think so.
367
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,663
- You choreographed this?
368
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:29,189
- I loosened the pickle jar.
Derek merely popped the lid.
369
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,060
- Very impressed.
370
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,019
Was not embarrassed at all.
371
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,585
And I thought I would be.
372
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,239
- So sweet.
373
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,774
- Babe!
374
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:52,168
- I didn't like how we left
things this morning.
375
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,257
- Me neither.
376
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:57,304
I'm the one that
should be sorry.
377
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,349
- No, I should've been
more direct,
378
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,308
and we should've just talked
this through.
379
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,199
And I actually did some
research on the Maldives,
380
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,027
and there's this beautiful
resort that we could stay at,
381
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,792
it just means we might have
to work there part-time,
382
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,185
to cover the costs.
383
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,753
But I feel like I could
teach windsurfing.
384
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,596
- Of course you've done
research on this trip.
385
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,498
But you've done too much
for me already.
386
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:20,109
You do too much for me.
387
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:23,808
And so I think it's time that
I give something back to you.
388
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,375
- My FitBit?
389
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,334
- No. I lost that.
390
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,988
But the last thing I wanna do
391
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,859
is stand between you
and this job.
392
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:34,167
You've worked so hard,
and I'm proud of you.
393
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:37,953
And so, yes, Ted Mullens,
394
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,999
I will go to the Cayman Islands
with you.
395
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,522
- Uh, you mean the Galapagos?
396
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,871
- Yeah, wherever
the turtles are.
397
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,091
- Are you sure, sure?
398
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,918
- No. But, yes.
399
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,680
- Muah! Alexis, you continue
to amaze me.
400
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,053
I can't wait to do this
with you.
401
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,794
Oh! We're gonna need to shots.
402
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,404
- Yes! Let's celebrate!
403
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,319
- Uh, no, no, no, I meant
like, vaccinations.
404
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,842
- Mm...
405
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,472
- Yeah, just 'cause we'll be
spending a lot of time
406
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,083
in tents, and there could be
disease-carrying
407
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,065
insects around, so.
- Okay. Okay.
408
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,111
Um, this is still very fresh.
409
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,069
I made this decision like,
two minutes ago,
410
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:10,203
so why don't we focus
more on the beach,
411
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:13,075
and less on the details?
412
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,642
- Fair enough.
413
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,648
- When it comes to making
decisions,
414
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,867
Roland likes to go with his gut.
415
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,479
And boy, does he have a lot
of gut to go with.
416
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,220
Ohhhh!
417
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,873
- Yes, I do.
418
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,789
- And look at Bob,
pretending to get it.
419
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,836
And we all know Gwen,
he hasn't gotten it in years!
420
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,143
Ohhh!
421
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:40,668
- Oh, that-Ronnie is just
crushing it!
422
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:43,497
I mean, you know, everybody
really has so far.
423
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,934
- Okay, okay, that's all
I got for now.
424
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,719
So I'm just gonna hand it over
to the one
425
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,895
who wears the pants
in the Rose family.
426
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,897
But Moira is not here right now.
427
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,553
- So I'm gonna pass it over
to Johnny.
428
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,903
- All right, Johnny! Go on!
429
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,514
Head on up there!
430
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:04,648
Let's see what you've got up
your starched sleeve of yours.
431
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,452
- I'll tell you what I've got
up my sleeve Roland,
432
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:09,610
a few tasty little rippers
that uh...
433
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,786
are more palatable than anything
434
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:14,789
Jocelyn's been serving up
tonight, so.
435
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:17,705
- Hey, is that a crack
about my cooking?
436
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:20,099
- From the guy who's had
four helpings?
437
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,578
Yeah!
438
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,190
- Oh, and Bob's joking about me
having four helpings,
439
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:27,584
we all know if you've ever
taken your car to Bob's Garage,
440
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:31,588
he's not necessarily known
"four helpings" anyone.
441
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,899
- Well anyway, a couple
of little improvs there
442
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:40,031
to get started, but uh, uh...
443
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:45,428
what was I saying?
- Nothing funny so far.
444
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,389
- Hey Johnny, come on,
I've got a white flag,
445
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,434
why don't you just start
waving it?
446
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:52,870
Ohhh!
447
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,959
- Yeah, Roland, may I point out
that I was quiet
448
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:58,224
when everyone else was up here
doing their roasts.
449
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,313
- I wish you were quiet
right now!
450
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:05,361
- Well, things seem
to be going downhill fast.
451
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,513
Which is what the town must've
been thinking when Roland
452
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,670
elected himself Mayor.
453
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,587
- Okay, I'll give him that.
454
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,763
- Oh, got a smile out of Ronnie.
455
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,306
The last time anyone saw
her this happy
456
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:20,028
was at a 3-for-1 sale
on cargo pants!
457
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:24,989
- Where? Where?
458
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,733
- All right, Johnny, starting
to make some moves, now.
459
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,300
- Cargo, I said car-go,
460
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,563
which is what a car
is supposed to do...
461
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,826
unless you take it
to Bob's Garage!
462
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,418
- Well listen, I don't want
to overstay my welcome,
463
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,748
I'll keep things short
and quick.
464
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:48,491
Which reminds me of the last
time I was in Roland's bedroom,
465
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,232
um... well,
466
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,321
I-I wasn't in Roland's bedroom,
but the...
467
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,195
Ah! What was it, Ronnie?
- Just sit down, Johnny.
468
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:59,328
- Well anyway, the punchline
is, it was short and quick.
469
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:04,159
Anyway, I'm gonna quit
while I'm ahead, folks.
470
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,380
- I think it's a little late
for that, pal.
471
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,208
Ohhh!
472
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:11,949
- Good job, Johnny, all right.
473
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,608
No, I wish you guys
could've been there tonight.
474
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,871
I was really ripping into them.
475
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,656
- Yes, I'm sure you killed
them, dear,
476
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,788
with all the venom
of a silkworm.
477
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,225
- Oh, you know what, Moira?
478
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,270
Jealousy doesn't look good
on you.
479
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,403
Much like that mirrored
jumpsuit you wore
480
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,274
to Candy Spelling's 50th!
481
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,842
- John!
- Oh my God, Dad!
482
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,931
- Why don't you take it easy,
Alexis,
483
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,846
like you did with
your education?
484
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,369
Ugh!
485
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,213
- I mean, he's not wrong.
- Oh, look at David.
486
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,025
Smart enough to get that joke,
487
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:46,288
but not smart enough
to stop wearing sweaters
488
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,811
in the middle of summer.
489
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,683
- Burn, David!
490
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,598
- Okay, here's why that joke
didn't work.
491
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:53,600
- And look at you, John.
492
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,819
A worthy competitor emerges.
493
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:58,039
Something the good people
at Blockbuster never said
494
00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:00,433
about Rose Video. Ha! Ha!
495
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:03,479
- That was low,
like David's standards.
496
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:08,092
- Or the placement of Alexis'
back tattoo.
497
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:10,138
- Alexis has a back tattoo?
498
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:12,488
- Alexis, what have you done
to yourself?!
499
00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:15,012
- It says "that's hot"
in Cantonese.
500
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,320
Got it in Hong Kong.
- Ugh!
501
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,758
I was 12-years-old!
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