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HEY, UNBORN KID.
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IT'S YOUR DAD--
CRAIG--AGAIN.
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I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO
PLAY CATCH WITH YOUR DAD,
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SO GRAB ONE OF YOUR MITTS.
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OH, [BLEEP].
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T-BONE, I [BLEEP]
UP YOUR CAMERA.
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OH--I CAN FIX IT.
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I JUST NEED SOME SCOTCH
TAPE OR SOMETHING.
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SON OF A BITCH.
GOD DAMN IT.
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HUH!
[COUGHS]
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THEY ALL HAVE GUNS!
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WOO-HOO!
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OW!
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PUSH 'EM.
PUSH 'EM TOGETHER?
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SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT!
I NEED YOUR BIKE!
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OH, GOD!
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[SIRENS]
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[FIRES TWO SHOTS,
EMPTY GUN CLICKS]
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UH! UH!
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BOSS, BOSS, YOU'RE OVER
THE LINE.
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AAH!
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Dangle: DUE TO RECENT UNAPPROVED
TELEVISION INTERVIEWS
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THAT SOMEBODY
IN THE DEPARTMENT
GAVE, IF IT COMES UP,
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THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT'S
OFFICIAL POLICY ON GHOSTS IS
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THAT WE NEITHER ACKNOWLEDGE
THEM NOR DO WE--NOR DO WE
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DISAVOW THE POSSIBLE
EXISTENCE OF THEM, OK?
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Travis:
SO IT'S A COVER-UP.
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I'M NOT SAYING
IT'S A COVER-UP.
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WHAT I'M SAYING IS WE
DON'T--WE DON'T ALL
BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.
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THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN BLACK FOLKS
AND WHITE FOLKS.
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WE DEFINITELY BELIEVE--
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HEY, BERNIE MAC, ARE YOU
GONNA DO A WHOLE DIFFERENCE ON?
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AND WE DANCE WEIRD?
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NO, NO.
I WANT TO--WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN--
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I JUST THOUGHT--
I JUST THOUGHT
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I'D INVITE YOU
TO MY WORLD FOR--
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NO. AND THEN
THE GUY SWEEPY COMES--
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ONE [BLEEP]
SECOND.
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THAT'S ALL I
WANT.
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NO, NO. YOU DO
YOUR BIT, AND I'LL
BE SWEEPY WITH THE BROOM
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AT THE APOLLO AND
YOU RUB THE LOG.
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DO THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
BLACK FOLKS AND WHITE FOLKS.
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OOH, OOH.
DO THAT.Williams: LISTEN.
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN BLACK PEOPLE
AND WHITE PEOPLE?
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BLACK PEOPLE
DON'T BELIEVE
IN GHOSTS.
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AND WE DON'T
LIKE MAYONNAISE,
LIKE YOU GUYS.
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YOU GOT TO START PUNCHING UP
THESE JOKES, OR SWEEPY GONNA
COME OUT AND GET YOU.
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SWEEPY GONNA SWEEP YOU
RIGHT OFF THE STAGE.
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THAT'S THE SANDMAN,
AND HE TAP-DANCES YOU
OFF THE STAGE.
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I APOLOGIZE.
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[MECHANICAL DOORBELL RINGS]
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COFFEE, PLEASE.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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HERE YOU GO.
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EVERY DAY FOR 9 YEARS,
I'VE BEEN COMING
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INTO BURGER COUSIN,
AND EVERY DAY FOR 9 YEARS,
SUSAN HAS BEEN GIVING ME
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MY COFFEE JUST EXACTLY
THE WAY I LIKE IT,
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WITH 8 HAZELNUTS
AND 6 SPLENDAS.
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BUT TODAY...SHE GIVES
ME BLACK COFFEE.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE SHE'S
SENDING ME A SIGNAL.
THEY'RE BEING ROBBED.
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THEY'RE BEING ROBBED.
GOD DAMN IT!
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FREEZE, [BLEEP]!
WHOA!
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HIT THE [BLEEP]
GROUND, [BLEEP].
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FREEZE, [BLEEP]!
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DON'T YOU [BLEEP] MOVE!
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ASSUME THE POSITION,
[BLEEP].
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I GOT YOUR SIGNAL.
WHOA.
OH, MY GOD.
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I GOT THE SIGNAL!
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MY SIGNAL?
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I--I DIDN'T GIVE YOU
A SIGNAL.
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YOU JUST GAVE ME
A BLACK COFFEE.
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YEAH.
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YOU ASKED FOR A COFFEE.
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I'VE BEEN COMING IN
EVERY DAY FOR 9 YEARS,
AND YOU GIVE ME
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A COFFEE WITH
8 HAZELNUTS
AND 6 SPLENDAS.
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NO, I DIDN'T GIVE
YOU A SIGNAL.
NOBODY'S ROBBING--
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OH. OK.
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IS YOUR HAND
NECESSARY ON MY--
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OK.
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OUT OF EVERYBODY
IN HERE...
YEAH.
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WHY DID YOU POINT
THE GUN AT ME?
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I DON'T FEEL LIKE I DID.
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YOU VERY SPECIFICALLY
TARGETED HIM.
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I DON'T THINK THAT'S
ACCURATE. AHEM.
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AND YOU PUSHED HIM UP
AGAINST OUR CASH MACHINE.
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DID I?
DID I BUMP YOU?
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YES.
DID I BUMP YOU?
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YOUR HAND WAS
ON MY ASS.
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COME ON, BRO.
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I DON'T--I DON'T--BRO?
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THIS ONE WILL BE
MY MULLIGAN, OK?
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THIS IS SO MY BAD.
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AND ALL YOU
[BLEEP], DON'T EVER
ROB ANYTHING, AND--
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ESPECIALLY
THE BLACK [BLEEP].
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[LAUGHING]
HEY!
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COME ON, MAN.
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Wiegel:
HEY, RAI?
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Williams:
WHAT'S UP?
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I, UH--HA HA--
USED UP ALL OF MY
PSYCHOTHERAPY BENEFITS
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WITH THE, UM,
SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT
INSURANCE COMPANY.
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YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO GET YOU
SOME LITTLE PILLS TO HELP YOU
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MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY?
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MY MAMA GOT A LOT
OF THAT STUFF.
SHE KNOWS SOMEBODY.
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NO, NO, NO.
I HAVE--NO, I HAVE
LOTS OF PILLS.
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WHAT YOU NEED?
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UM, I, UM, I FOUND
A LOOPHOLE.
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IT TURNS OUT THAT
I ONLY USED UP
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MY INDIVIDUAL
THERAPY BENEFITS,
BUT I DIDN'T USE UP
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MY COUPLES THERAPY
BENEFITS, SO--
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YOU NEED ME TO HELP
YOU FIND SOMEBODY
TO BE A COUPLE
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WITH YOU SO YOU CAN GO IN
THERE AND GET YOUR BENEFITS?
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IN A WAY.
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SO, HUH?
UMM...
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I JUST NEED--IT'S
NOT THAT WEIRD.
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I JUST NEED YOU
TO PRETEND
LIKE WE'RE A COUPLE.
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A COUPLE OF WHAT?
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FOLKS.
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I'LL PAY YOU.
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BOOM.
OK.
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A SISTER DON'T
WORK FOR FREE.
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OH, LORDY, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE.
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HA HA. AHEM.
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HEY! SO WE'VE SET UP A--
SECURITY CHECKPOINT HERE
AT JOHN McKAY HIGH SCHOOL
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IN AN EFFORT TO
KEEP OUR YOUNG
FOLKS AS SAFE
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AS POSSIBLE SO THAT THEY
CAN FILL UP THEIR BRAINS
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WITH FANCY
BOOK-LEARNING.
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PROTECTING THEM FROM
EACH OTHER, I GUESS.
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WE'VE ALSO STOPPED
BUYING BOOKS
AS OF LAST YEAR.
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YOU KNOW
THEY STOPPED
DOING THAT, RIGHT?
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YEAH. YEAH.
ART WAS THE FIRST
TO GO, THEN GYM.
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NOW MATH, I THINK.
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AND THEN ALL SPORTS
EXCEPT FOR SOCCER.
YEAH.
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AND IF YOU WONDER
WHY THEY'RE
KEEPING
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THE SOCCER, UH--
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[HUMMING "MEXICAN
HAT DANCE"]
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THAT'S A MUY
INTERESANTE
PREGUNTA.
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HOLA.
BIENVENIDOS.
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[MACHINE BEEPS]HOLA.
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OH, HEY, MA'AM?
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OK.
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DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT
FOR THAT? OF COURSE.
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YEAH? CAN I
SEE YOUR PERMIT
FOR THAT REAL QUICK?
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REMEMBER, DON'T
LOSE THAT.
YEAH.
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IF YOU LOSE THAT,
YOU HAVE TO WAIT
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TILL EVERYBODY'S
CLAIMED THEIRS, OK?
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NO PISTOLES.
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GRACIAS.
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DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT
FOR THAT, PLEASE?
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OH. OH. OOH.YUP.
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THIS IS--THIS IS
THE GLOCK, HUH?
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YEAH.OH, THAT'S A NEW GLOCK.
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OOH, THAT'S LIVE.
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IT'S A NEW--LOOK AT
THE DETAILING IN THERE.
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WOW.COMPARED TO THIS ONE.
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BEAUTIFUL.
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WOW. UNBELIEVABLE.YEAH. WOW.
BEAUTIFUL.
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I'D GIVE ANYTHING FOR
A GUN LIKE THAT.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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NOW, LET ME CHECK
THIS FOR YOU.
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NO, THAT'S MINE.
THAT'S MINE. THAT'S MINE.
THAT'S MINE. HA HA!
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OH, OH, OH.
SORRY.
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YEAH. OK. YEAH.
YEAH. OK.
THERE WE GO.
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I FEEL LIKE WE GREW
UP IN A NORMAN ROCKWELL
PAINTING--
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BY COMPARISON?KIDS RUNNING AROUND
RAPING EACH OTHER.
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WE USED TO CHASE A--
WE WOULD LITERALLY
CHASE A WHEEL
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WITH A STICK DOWN
THE STREET SOMETIMES.[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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I MEAN, WE WERE
POOR, OBVIOUSLY.
WHAT ARE YOU, 51?
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51.
51.
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51--51--OH.
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IS THIS THE ONE
I THINK IT IS?
YEAH.
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ALL RIGHT.
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51, HOW DID I
FORGET YOU?
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OH, SHE'S A BEAUTY.
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WOW.SHE IS A BEAUTY.
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OK. TAKE CARE NOW.WELL.
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I'M JUST GLAD
HE'S ON OUR SIDE.
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YEAH.
NO [BLEEP].
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I HOPE HE'S
ON OUR SIDE.
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AS THE THREE OF US BEGIN OUR
WORK TOGETHER, I WOULD LIKE
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FOR US TO BE AWARE
OF THE DISTINCTION
BETWEEN HEARING
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AND LISTENING, OK?
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AND WITH THAT IN MIND,
I'M GOING TO ASK--
I'M GOING TO ASK
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EACH OF YOU TO TELL
ME WHY YOU'RE HERE
TODAY, AND WHILE
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THE OTHER IS SPEAKING,
I WOULD LIKE FOR
YOU TO BE REALLY
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LISTENING--OR, HEARING--
THE OTHER PERSON
AS OPPOSED TO
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JUST LISTENING OR--
I'M SORRY--AS OPPOSED
TO JUST HEARING.
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OK, SO YOU WANT ME TO HEAR
HER, OR YOU WANT ME
TO LISTEN TO HER?
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I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
I JUST SAID THAT I--
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HEY, WHO THE HELL
IS HAYLIE DUFF?
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UM, SISTER.
SHE'S THE SIS--
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I'M SORRY.
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THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF
HEARING AND LISTENING.
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WE DON'T HAVE THAT.
WE HAVE, LIKE, 7 HOURS
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WITH HER, SO LET'S GET--
I WOULD RATHER--
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AND, RAINEESHA, I
HAVE A FEELING THAT
YOU'RE HEARING ME--
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I'M SORRY, YOU'RE
LISTENING TO ME,
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BUT YOU'RE NOT
HEARING ME.
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HEY, WHAT'S
HAPPENING?
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SHE NEVER LISTENS.
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YEAH. NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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BOOM.
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THIS IS ALL FOR HER.
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WE'RE HERE FOR ME.
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I'M GONNA FALL
BACK, HUH?
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AND I'M GONNA LET
HER GO ON AND
CHOP IT UP WITH YOU.
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OK.
I'M GOOD OVER HERE.
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WE CAN JUST PRETEND
LIKE SHE DOESN'T
EXIST, RIGHT?
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WELL, THAT IS NOT
ASKING HER TO...
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TODAY IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.
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BE AN ACTIVE PARTICIPANT
IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
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EXCUSE ME. I'M PAYING
A $10 COPAY FOR THIS.
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FOR ME, THAT'S
A LOT OF MONEY.
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YEAH.I MAKE $8,000 A YEAR.
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THAT'S BELOW
THE POVERTY LINE.
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[SIREN]
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OH, NO.
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HOLY [BLEEP].
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OH, NO.
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OH, WOW.
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I DON'T EVEN
WANT TO--
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Travis: HOW YOU
DOING TODAY, GLEN?
222
00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:42,756
HOW DO I SMELL
TO YOU, SOLDIER?
223
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WHAT--CAN'T SMELL
YOU FROM HERE, GLEN.
224
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I TAKE MY ORDERS
FROM THE FOREST.
225
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,390
I'VE SEEN THINGS, SOLDIER.
226
00:08:52,497 --> 00:08:54,947
YOU'VE SEEN THINGS.
227
00:08:55,051 --> 00:08:58,261
UH, IS YOUR UNIFORM
AROUND ANYWHERE?
228
00:08:58,365 --> 00:08:59,775
IS IT INSIDE THE PLACE?
229
00:08:59,884 --> 00:09:01,964
THIS IS MY UNIFORM.HMM.
230
00:09:02,058 --> 00:09:04,718
WE ARE THE HOLLOW MEN
STUFFED WITH STRAW.
231
00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:08,310
I THINK MAYBE YOU BETTER
JUST TAKE A VACATION,
GET REFRESHED.
232
00:09:08,409 --> 00:09:10,449
WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWN
TO VEGAS FOR A COUPLE DAYS,
233
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,550
GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER.
234
00:09:11,654 --> 00:09:13,734
YEAH. GO TO
VEGAS, GLEN. HUH?
235
00:09:13,829 --> 00:09:15,449
YOU DO GET VACATION TIME,
DON'T YOU, GLEN?
236
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:16,825
I DO NEED A VACATION.
237
00:09:16,935 --> 00:09:18,625
YOU DO NEED A VACATION.
I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT.
238
00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:19,940
DRIVING UP, AND I SEE
YOU DOING--
239
00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:22,982
I NEED A VACATION.NO. NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
240
00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:24,699
ONLY 4 MORE
YEARS, GLEN.
241
00:09:24,805 --> 00:09:25,935
YOU'RE ALMOST--OH, IT'S OK.
242
00:09:26,048 --> 00:09:26,948
IT'S OK.
LET IT OUT.
243
00:09:27,049 --> 00:09:28,399
LET IT OUT.
LET IT OUT.
244
00:09:28,498 --> 00:09:30,878
IT'S ONLY 4 MORE YEARS FOR
THE PARK SERVICE, GLEN.
245
00:09:30,984 --> 00:09:32,954
YOU'RE ONLY GONNA BE UP HERE
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
246
00:09:33,055 --> 00:09:35,675
WITH NO ONE TO TALK
TO FOR 4 MORE YEARS.
247
00:09:40,096 --> 00:09:41,336
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
248
00:09:41,442 --> 00:09:42,692
Man: EXCUSE ME.
HEY, FELLAS.
249
00:09:42,789 --> 00:09:43,789
HIYA.
250
00:09:43,893 --> 00:09:46,103
HEY, CAN I HAVE
A WORD FOR A SECOND?
251
00:09:46,206 --> 00:09:48,376
YEAH, SURE.
COME IN.
252
00:09:48,484 --> 00:09:51,594
I GOT TO TALK
TO MY PARTNER.
HANG ON A SECOND.
253
00:09:51,694 --> 00:09:53,494
[QUIETLY]
MY WIFE AND I ARE
CURRENTLY SEPARATED.
254
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,873
SHE HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND THAT
MY SON SHELBY THINKS IS
255
00:09:57,976 --> 00:10:03,596
THE CAT'S PAJAMAS,
AND I TOLD MY SON THAT
I WAS AN UNDERCOVER COP
256
00:10:03,706 --> 00:10:05,606
'CAUSE I WANT HIM
TO THINK I'M COOL,
257
00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:07,368
SO IF YOU COULD JUST
HELP ME OUT FOR A SECOND.
258
00:10:07,468 --> 00:10:09,158
JUST PRETEND.PLAY ALONG.
259
00:10:09,263 --> 00:10:11,373
LIKE I'M THE COOLEST--
260
00:10:11,472 --> 00:10:12,852
ABSOLUTELY.
261
00:10:12,957 --> 00:10:14,747
SHELBY, COME ON IN.
SEE THE FELLAS.
262
00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:15,785
HEY!
263
00:10:15,891 --> 00:10:17,311
HOW ARE YOU, SHELBY?
264
00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:20,029
SHELBY, THIS IS, UH,
[BLEEP] STICK.
265
00:10:20,136 --> 00:10:21,786
WE GO WAY BACK, EH,
RIGHT, [BLEEP] STICK?
266
00:10:21,897 --> 00:10:26,207
UH--UM...YEAH.
YEAH.
267
00:10:26,315 --> 00:10:30,315
Man: REMEMBER THAT
TIME WE WERE TAKING
THOSE DRUG DEALERS DOWN?
268
00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:32,082
WE [BLEEP] DROPPED THEM.
269
00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:34,813
REMEMBER WE LAID
DOWN THE HEAT?
OH, YEAH.
270
00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:37,260
YOU TOOK ONE TO THE PENIS.
THEY SHOT HIS [BLEEP] OFF.
271
00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,290
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
YOU OK? HOW'S IT FEELING?
272
00:10:39,397 --> 00:10:40,847
Travis:
THAT WAS HORRIBLE.
I REMEMBER THAT.
273
00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:44,750
THAT'S WHY I CALL HIM
DIP STICK, 'CAUSE
HE LOST HIS DIP STICK
274
00:10:44,851 --> 00:10:46,611
IN THAT CRACK HOUSE.
275
00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:48,125
YOU HAD YOUR [BLEEP]
IN YOUR HAND,
276
00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:50,203
AND HE WAS TRYING TO PUT
IT IN THE WRONG WAY.
277
00:10:50,304 --> 00:10:53,894
Travis:
I FEEL LIKE WE'VE TOLD SO
MANY GREAT STORIES ABOUT--
278
00:10:53,998 --> 00:10:54,958
YEAH.
LAW ENFORCEMENT.
279
00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:56,928
YEAH!
THANK YOU.
280
00:10:57,035 --> 00:10:58,895
OH, I'M GONNA DIP YOU
IN BUTTER AND EAT YOU.
281
00:10:59,003 --> 00:11:00,113
THANKS, GUYS.
282
00:11:06,148 --> 00:11:07,558
WHAT THE [BLEEP]
WAS THAT, GUYS?
283
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,007
THEY DIDN'T LOOK
ANYTHING ALIKE.
284
00:11:09,116 --> 00:11:10,596
NO, THEY DIDN'T.
285
00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:13,635
DIPPED IN BUTTER?
IS THAT WHAT HE SAID
286
00:11:13,742 --> 00:11:14,952
HE WANTED TO DO TO HIM?I THINK SO.
287
00:11:15,053 --> 00:11:17,063
HE SAID HE WANTED TO DIP
THE KID IN BUTTER.
288
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,304
Therapist: WHY
DON'T YOU TELL TRUDY
289
00:11:22,405 --> 00:11:24,785
SOMETHING THAT YOU ARE
AFRAID OF.
290
00:11:24,891 --> 00:11:27,171
HUH?
DIG DEEP
AND LOOK AT TRUDY.
291
00:11:27,272 --> 00:11:29,412
I'M LISTENING.
I'M REALLY LISTENING.
292
00:11:29,516 --> 00:11:30,446
YOU'RE HEARING IS
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
293
00:11:30,551 --> 00:11:32,001
I HEAR HER--OH, NOW
I'M HEARING YOU.
294
00:11:32,105 --> 00:11:33,655
Therapist:
IF YOU WERE JUST LISTENING,
I'D HAVE TO STOP YOU.
295
00:11:33,762 --> 00:11:36,012
OK.YOU NEED TO HEAR.
I THINK IT'S HEAR.
296
00:11:36,109 --> 00:11:37,109
I HEAR YOU.
297
00:11:37,213 --> 00:11:38,423
AH, I DON'T KNOW.
298
00:11:38,525 --> 00:11:42,525
I FORGET WHAT
IT--[SIGH]. I'M SORRY.
299
00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:47,332
I AM--I AM AFRAID...
300
00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:49,740
[THERAPIST EXHALES DEEPLY]
301
00:11:49,847 --> 00:11:51,467
[WHISPERING]
of...
302
00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:53,232
YOU CALL ME
A [BLEEP] ONE
MORE TIME,
303
00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:55,473
I'M GONNA REALLY SLAP
THE [BLEEP] OUT OF YOU.
304
00:11:55,576 --> 00:11:58,676
GOOD SHARE.
GOOD SHARE.
305
00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:01,167
TRUDY, HOW DOES
THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
306
00:12:01,272 --> 00:12:02,452
AFRAID.
307
00:12:02,549 --> 00:12:03,479
YEAH.
308
00:12:05,552 --> 00:12:08,422
[TIRES SQUEAL]
309
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,140
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.OH, MY GOD.
310
00:12:11,247 --> 00:12:12,247
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.
311
00:12:12,352 --> 00:12:13,352
OH, GOD, IT SMELLS.
312
00:12:13,456 --> 00:12:14,486
OH, JESUS.
313
00:12:14,595 --> 00:12:15,595
GOT TO GET IT--
314
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:16,600
OK.
OK.
315
00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:17,631
UH.
316
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,357
1, 2, 3.
317
00:12:21,913 --> 00:12:23,543
NO, RENO.
318
00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:25,749
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF YOU DUMPING
YOUR PROBLEMS
319
00:12:25,848 --> 00:12:27,298
ON OUR SIDE OF
THE COUNTY LINE!
320
00:12:27,401 --> 00:12:29,751
SHERIFF, SHERIFF,
TAKE A LOOK.
321
00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:35,244
[CHUCKLES]
322
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:40,003
SEE YOU LATER.
THANK YOU!
323
00:12:40,104 --> 00:12:41,354
HEE HEE HEE!
324
00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:42,620
I'LL MOVE THE DOG.
325
00:12:42,727 --> 00:12:45,067
WHOO HOO HOO HOO!
326
00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:49,386
HEY, CINDY?
HELLO?
327
00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:52,322
I GOT--NO, IT'S ME.
HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
328
00:12:52,426 --> 00:12:54,256
UH, I GOT A QUESTION
FOR YOU, CINDY,
329
00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:58,499
ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FILING
THE SEXUAL ARRESTS HERE.
330
00:12:58,605 --> 00:12:59,635
IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
OK.
331
00:12:59,744 --> 00:13:00,814
BECAUSE THE OLD SYSTEM,
332
00:13:00,918 --> 00:13:02,128
IT DIDN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE TO ME.
333
00:13:02,229 --> 00:13:04,509
WELL, IT USED TO BE
ALPHABETICAL,
'CAUSE NORMALLY
334
00:13:04,611 --> 00:13:07,611
YOU'D THINK, "OK,
I KNOW. BRAD JOHNSON.
335
00:13:07,717 --> 00:13:09,367
HE'S A PEDOPHILE.
I'LL LOOK UNDER J."
336
00:13:09,478 --> 00:13:10,688
RIGHT.HOW DO YOU HAVE IT?
337
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,690
HOW DO I FIND
BRAD JOHNSON?
338
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,141
BY PRICE.
339
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,900
BY PRICE.
RIGHT.
340
00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:18,761
BY HOW MUCH I WOULD
CHARGE--NOT ME.
NO.
341
00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:20,247
YOU DON'T CHARGE
ANYMORE.
342
00:13:20,351 --> 00:13:22,111
WE DON'T CHARGE FOR
SEX ANYMORE, DO WE?
343
00:13:22,215 --> 00:13:23,415
NO.
NO, WE DON'T! NO.
344
00:13:23,526 --> 00:13:25,456
SO YOU GOT
THIS PEDOPHILE HERE
345
00:13:25,563 --> 00:13:26,913
RIGHT NEXT TO
THE FELLA WHO'S
346
00:13:27,013 --> 00:13:28,843
DOING A THING
TO THE BODIES
IN THE MORGUE.
347
00:13:28,946 --> 00:13:29,946
IS THAT REALLY MORE
EXPENSIVE THAN THIS?
348
00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:31,600
RIGHT. YOU KNOW,
WHAT HAPPENED WAS
349
00:13:31,707 --> 00:13:34,297
BECAUSE IT'S HARD
TO GET RID OF THIS ONE.
OH!
350
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:35,679
WE GIVE A DISCOUNT
ON THIS ONE.
351
00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:36,850
OH, YOU GET
A DISCOUNT
FOR THIS ONE.
352
00:13:36,954 --> 00:13:37,994
IT'S LIKE A TWO-FER.
353
00:13:38,093 --> 00:13:40,103
THANK YOU.
LOOKING GOOD, CINDY.
354
00:13:40,198 --> 00:13:41,788
Dangle: HEY. AH.
WE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
355
00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:43,170
DO WE HAVE THOSE
TEA-BAGGING FILES AROUND?
356
00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:44,240
YEAH. SURE.
357
00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:54,630
YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS?
RECORDS.[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
358
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:55,900
YEAH.YOU USED TO HAVE TO LISTEN
359
00:13:56,007 --> 00:13:57,597
TO A WHOLE SIDE OF A RECORD.
360
00:13:57,698 --> 00:13:59,768
WELL, IT'S NICE 'CAUSE
YOU GET GROOVING
AND STOP AND YOU
361
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,323
GOT TO CONSIDER,
WHEN YOU WALK UP
AND FLIP THE THING--
362
00:14:01,426 --> 00:14:02,766
FLIP IT.
SIDE ONE IS
AN EXPERIENCE.
363
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,046
IT'S AN ACT.
ACT ONE.
364
00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:08,053
Girl:
TRAVIS? HEY.
365
00:14:08,157 --> 00:14:10,537
Travis: HEY!
366
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:11,752
HOW'S IT GOING?
367
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,511
GOOD!
368
00:14:13,611 --> 00:14:14,651
HOW ARE YOU?
369
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,650
GOOD. I
DIDN'T--UH,
370
00:14:16,752 --> 00:14:18,792
I DIDN'T
KNOW YOU WERE A COP.
371
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,622
YEAH! YEAH!
372
00:14:21,722 --> 00:14:25,732
I MEAN,
I--I--I WAS IN A RODEO
373
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:29,140
FOR A WHILE, BUT THEN I,
YOU KNOW, THE ROAD
374
00:14:29,247 --> 00:14:31,077
JUST GOT TO ME.
OH.
375
00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:33,490
SO I GOT A JOB AT
THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
376
00:14:33,596 --> 00:14:34,736
COOL.
377
00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:36,189
COOL. YEAH.
378
00:14:36,289 --> 00:14:37,359
THAT'S A GREAT JOB.
379
00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:38,642
YES.
380
00:14:38,739 --> 00:14:40,949
CINDY.
BETTY.
381
00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:43,682
BETTY. BETTY! BETTY.YEAH. IT, UM--
382
00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:45,779
'95!
383
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,125
YEAH.
384
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,098
GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
385
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,680
YOU, TOO. BYE.
386
00:14:52,788 --> 00:14:54,238
TAKE CARE, NOW.
387
00:14:56,861 --> 00:14:58,691
GLASS HOUSES, BRO.
GLASS HOUSES.
388
00:14:58,794 --> 00:15:01,424
GLASS HOUSES.
'95. WOW.
389
00:15:01,521 --> 00:15:03,211
MY TV IS OLDER
THAN SHE IS.
390
00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:07,696
Man: HEY!
391
00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:09,253
Second man: HEY, HOW ARE
YOU GUYS DOING TODAY?
392
00:15:09,356 --> 00:15:11,316
ARE YOU GUYS READY TO LEARN
ABOUT HEALTH INSURANCE?
393
00:15:11,427 --> 00:15:12,567
YEAH!
394
00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:14,220
WHO KNOWS WHAT
HEALTH IS?
ANYONE KNOW?
395
00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,497
WELL, I THINK THE DEFINITION
OF HEALTH IS NOT HAVING
396
00:15:16,605 --> 00:15:20,435
A PREEXISTING MEDICAL
CONDITION THAT YOU DON'T
TELL THE COMPANY ABOUT.
397
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:21,680
Man:
DING DING DING DING.
WE GOT A WINNER
OVER HERE.
398
00:15:21,782 --> 00:15:22,682
Second man:
THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER.
399
00:15:22,783 --> 00:15:24,063
Dangle:
YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
400
00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:28,484
YOU GIVE US $500 A MONTH,
AND WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
401
00:15:28,582 --> 00:15:31,342
PRETTY MUCH IF--MOST
THINGS ARE COVERED.
402
00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:33,417
ARE YOU SAYING--LET'S ASK YOU THIS.
403
00:15:33,518 --> 00:15:37,658
WHAT IS THE SCARIEST THING
YOU THINK COULD HAPPEN
TO YOUR BODY?
404
00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:39,254
BEAR ATTACK.
405
00:15:39,352 --> 00:15:40,562
BEAR ATTACK.
406
00:15:40,663 --> 00:15:41,733
WE WOULD COVER THAT.
407
00:15:41,837 --> 00:15:43,217
YOU WOULD COVER
A BEAR ATTACK?
408
00:15:43,321 --> 00:15:45,151
IF YOU'RE ON THE JOB...YEAH.
409
00:15:45,254 --> 00:15:47,464
AND YOU GET--IF YOU'RE
IN YOUR WORKPLACE
AND YOU GET ATTACKED
410
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:50,047
BY A BEAR,
WE WILL COVER THAT.IN THE WORKPLACE.
411
00:15:50,156 --> 00:15:52,016
WORKPLACE
IN HERE?
412
00:15:52,123 --> 00:15:54,093
ANY ANIMAL ATTACKS
THAT HAPPEN
WITHIN THE BUILDING--
413
00:15:54,194 --> 00:15:56,234
Dangle: COVERED.YOU ARE 100% COVERED.
414
00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:58,994
INSIDE THE BUILDING.MINUS ATTACK DOGS THAT ARE
ALREADY IN THE BUILDING.
415
00:15:59,096 --> 00:16:00,196
I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING, THOUGH,
416
00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:01,894
BECAUSE THIS IS A LITTLE
BIT OF A WAVY AREA.
417
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,925
IF YOU BRING IN
AN ANIMAL
418
00:16:04,032 --> 00:16:06,032
THAT SOMEONE--
NOT EVEN YOU--BRINGS
419
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:08,687
INTO THE FACILITY,
THEN THAT IS CANCELLED.
420
00:16:08,795 --> 00:16:10,105
ANY ANIMAL
WITH AN OWNER.
421
00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:11,940
IF WE HAVE A BREAK-IN,
422
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,180
LIKE A WILD ANIMAL
BREAKS IN, THAT'S THE
ONLY WAY WE'RE COVERED.
423
00:16:14,283 --> 00:16:16,703
Jones: A BEAR HAS
TO WALK IN HERE
AND ATTACK US.
424
00:16:16,803 --> 00:16:17,913
First instructor:
AND, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S IT.
425
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:18,911
I'M GONNA
GO BACK TO THE
BREAK-IN QUESTION.
426
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:19,942
IT DOESN'T
HAVE TO DO THAT,
427
00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:21,148
BUT IF IT DOES,
YOU'LL BE COVERED.
428
00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:22,906
IT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING IS
429
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:26,046
THAT A BEAR CAN'T BE
ALSO LED IN HERE.
430
00:16:26,157 --> 00:16:27,117
THE BEAR HAS TO WANDER
IN HERE ON ITS OWN.
431
00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:28,127
Travis: YOU
CAN'T LURE
A BEAR.
432
00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:29,638
RIGHT. YOU CAN'T LURE...
433
00:16:29,747 --> 00:16:31,297
First instructor:
I WANT TO ADDRESS
THE BREAK-IN QUESTION.
434
00:16:31,404 --> 00:16:33,994
WE DON'T COVER IT
IF A BEAR BREAKS IN
BECAUSE THAT WOULD
435
00:16:34,096 --> 00:16:35,576
BE THEFT,
AND THAT'S A WHOLE
DIFFERENT THING.
436
00:16:35,684 --> 00:16:36,584
THAT'S IN ANOTHER
INSURANCE.
437
00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:37,855
THAT'S YOUR
HOME INSURANCE.
438
00:16:37,962 --> 00:16:39,552
THIS IS IF
A BEAR WALKED
THROUGH THE DOOR--
439
00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:40,593
Travis: WITHOUT
ANY OBSTRUCTION
AT ALL.
440
00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:41,549
First instructor:
EXACTLY.
441
00:16:46,971 --> 00:16:48,321
[WIEGEL WHISPERING]
Raineesha.
442
00:16:48,421 --> 00:16:51,631
I LOVE YOUR GUMPTION.
443
00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:53,674
Therapist: WOW.
444
00:16:53,771 --> 00:16:58,781
Wiegel: AND YOUR
GET UP AND GO AND
YOUR CAN DO...
445
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:02,297
AND YOUR HAIR.
446
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,090
YOU GOT GOOD HAIR.
447
00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:06,034
Therapist:
I ASKED FOR ONE THING.
YOU GAVE ME 4.
448
00:17:06,127 --> 00:17:07,677
THAT'S OK BECAUSE
THEY WERE GOOD.
449
00:17:07,785 --> 00:17:09,885
I DON'T KNOW, BUT
FOR SOME REASON
RIGHT NOW, JUST--I
450
00:17:09,993 --> 00:17:13,313
DON'T KNOW WHY--AND
I'M NOT GONNA LIE--
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
451
00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:15,381
I JUST FEEL LIKE
I SHOULD SAY
I'M SORRY.
452
00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:16,862
Wiegel: I DO, TOO.
453
00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:18,175
CAN WE COME CLOSER?
454
00:17:18,278 --> 00:17:19,208
PHYSICALLY CLOSER?
455
00:17:19,314 --> 00:17:20,494
YES. YES.
456
00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:22,800
AND THEN I WANT
YOUR LIPS TO TOUCH.
457
00:17:22,903 --> 00:17:23,843
THIS IS PART OF IT?
458
00:17:23,939 --> 00:17:24,839
GIVE ME YOUR GUM.
459
00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:25,840
THIS IS ALL PART OF IT?
460
00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:26,911
YEAH.
THANK YOU.
461
00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:28,251
[CLEARS THROAT]
462
00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:33,262
[WHISPERING]
Nice. Oh, nice.
463
00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:35,472
OHH.
464
00:17:35,571 --> 00:17:39,201
NICE. MM.
465
00:17:39,299 --> 00:17:42,299
MMM.
MMM.
466
00:17:42,406 --> 00:17:44,926
MMM.
MMM.
467
00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:46,929
OH, YES.
468
00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:49,721
MMM...
MMM.
OH, YES.
469
00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:51,857
COME ON, SWEETHEART.
LET'S GO HOME TO OUR HOUSE
470
00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,307
THAT WE LIVE AT TOGETHER.THE AUTO CAPITAL
OF THE WORLD.
471
00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:54,937
WE LIVE ON THE WEST SIDE.YOU DO?
472
00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:56,629
YEAH, WHERE ALL
THE GAYS ARE.
473
00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,490
AND WOULD YOU LIKE TO
MAKE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT?
474
00:17:58,594 --> 00:17:59,734
NO.
NO.
475
00:17:59,837 --> 00:18:01,047
NO, NO, I WOULDN'T.
476
00:18:01,149 --> 00:18:04,049
I THINK--I FEEL LIKE
WE'RE YOUNG AGAIN.YEAH.
477
00:18:04,152 --> 00:18:05,152
IF WE COULD MARRY,
WE WOULD.
478
00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:07,636
A LOT OF WORK. YEAH.A LOT OF WORK.
479
00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:09,471
WE DID A LOT OF WORK.WE DID.
480
00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:11,611
OH, GOD.
481
00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:16,026
HEARING OR LISTENING.
482
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:19,129
HEARING IS WHEN YOU
DEEPLY HEAR SOME--NO,
THAT'S LISTENING.
483
00:18:19,236 --> 00:18:22,266
LISTENING IS
THE MECHANISM OF
TAKING IN INFORMATION,
484
00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:23,717
BUT IT
DOESN'T GO VERY DEEP.
485
00:18:23,826 --> 00:18:26,306
HEARING IS WHEN YOU
ACTUALLY ALLOW IT
TO PENETRATE YOU
486
00:18:26,415 --> 00:18:29,175
AT A SOUL LEVEL.
487
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,040
I JUST NEED
TO WRITE THAT DOWN
488
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,354
BECAUSE THIS CAN'T
HAPPEN AGAIN.
489
00:18:42,742 --> 00:18:45,192
♪ IT'S OK TO
HAVE TWO DADDIES ♪
490
00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:47,226
♪ IT'S OK TO HAVE TWO MOMS
491
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,713
♪ IF YOUR DADS ARE GAY,
THAT'S TOTALLY OK ♪
492
00:18:49,818 --> 00:18:52,228
♪ WE CAN STILL BE
FRIENDS IF BOTH YOUR
MOMS ARE LESBIANS ♪
493
00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:54,688
♪ THERE'S ALL KINDS
OF MOMMIES AND DADDIES ♪
494
00:18:54,788 --> 00:18:56,788
♪ IN THE USA
495
00:18:56,894 --> 00:18:59,384
♪ SOME OF THEM ARE
FELLAS AND LADIES ♪
496
00:18:59,483 --> 00:19:01,523
♪ AND OTHERS ARE
STRAIGHT-UP TOTALLY GAY ♪
497
00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:06,113
♪ WHEN JIMMY LOVES SUSIE,
IT'S HUGS AND KISSES ♪
498
00:19:06,214 --> 00:19:08,494
♪ BUT WHEN JIMMY LOVES
ANOTHER GUY NAMED JIMMY ♪
499
00:19:08,595 --> 00:19:11,075
♪ MR. AND MR. MOM
BOTH HAVE PENISES ♪
500
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,224
♪ TWO DADS
ARE COMFY AND COZY ♪
501
00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:16,264
♪ TWO MOMS ARE FUN--ASK
MY FRIEND ROSIE ♪
502
00:19:18,674 --> 00:19:20,544
NO.OK, THAT'S A REFERENCE
TO ROSIE O'DONNELL--
503
00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:21,572
THEY DIDN'T GET IT.
504
00:19:21,677 --> 00:19:22,607
SHE WAS IN "A LEAGUE
OF THEIR OWN"
505
00:19:22,713 --> 00:19:24,893
AND HAD A VERY POPULAR
TALK SHOW...
506
00:19:24,991 --> 00:19:25,891
FRIENDS
WITH MADONNA.
507
00:19:25,992 --> 00:19:28,032
PROBABLY BEFORE YOU
WERE BORN.
508
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,790
Wiegel: SOUND IT OUT JUST
LIKE IT--JUST LIKE IT LOOKS.
509
00:19:33,896 --> 00:19:35,416
TIH...
NO.
510
00:19:35,519 --> 00:19:36,449
TAH.
511
00:19:36,554 --> 00:19:39,904
"TH." T-H.
512
00:19:40,006 --> 00:19:41,206
TAH.
513
00:19:41,318 --> 00:19:42,908
THE.
THE.
514
00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:44,289
Williams: HEY.THE PREPARATION--
515
00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:45,770
THAT'S GOOD.
TRUDY, I NEED TO
TALK TO YOU...
516
00:19:45,874 --> 00:19:47,814
YEAH.
PLEASE.
517
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:49,950
HI.
HEY.
518
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:53,810
UM, I JUST WANTED TO
CHECK ON YOU--AHEM--
519
00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:56,886
TO SEE
HOW YOU WERE DOING.
520
00:19:56,988 --> 00:20:00,338
OH, THAT'S SO NICE.
WOW.
521
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:07,590
THAT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY
GOOD, AND I'M DOING...OK.
522
00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:11,929
I WAS ABOUT TO--NOT BE HONEST
AND SAY I WAS DOING GREAT,
523
00:20:12,038 --> 00:20:13,518
BUT I REALLY--I'M DOING--
524
00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:17,076
Williams: I WANT YOU
TO FEEL LIKE YOU CAN
BE HONEST BECAUSE I AM
525
00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:21,361
STANDING HERE TO HEAR
YOU AND TO LISTEN.
526
00:20:21,461 --> 00:20:24,641
DO WHAT WE USED
TO DO, HMM?
WHAT'S THAT?
527
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:28,470
YOU KNOW HOW
IT USED TO BE.YEAH. I HEAR YOU.
528
00:20:28,572 --> 00:20:35,542
IT'S HARD TO HEAR,
BUT I HEAR IT, AND I
RESPECT IT, AND, UM,
529
00:20:35,648 --> 00:20:37,648
YOU KNOW, I JUST
THINK YOU'RE GREAT.
THAT'S ALL.
530
00:20:37,753 --> 00:20:39,763
I JUST THINK
YOU'RE GREAT. THAT'S ALL.
531
00:20:39,859 --> 00:20:41,309
[WILLIAMS CLEARS THROAT]
532
00:20:45,105 --> 00:20:46,655
[EXHALES]
533
00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:48,562
I'M GONNA GO TAKE
A LEAK.
534
00:20:48,661 --> 00:20:50,561
I GOT TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
535
00:21:00,328 --> 00:21:04,258
THE...OH, [BLEEP] IT.
536
00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:14,000
♪ STRAIGHT PARENTS
MAKE LOVE WITH A [BLEEP]
AND A [BLEEP] ♪
537
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:16,340
♪ BUT GAY PARENTS STILL
KNOCK THE BOOTS ♪
538
00:21:16,447 --> 00:21:18,757
♪ BY TOUCHING TWO
[BLEEP] OR A [BLEEP]
UP A BOTTOM CHUTE ♪
539
00:21:18,863 --> 00:21:22,943
♪ MOM CAN HAVE
AN ORGASM WITH A G-SPOT
IN HER FRONT ♪
540
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,870
♪ BUT DAD CAN HAVE
ONE, TOO ♪
541
00:21:24,973 --> 00:21:27,423
♪ WITH A TINY LITTLE
SWITCH THAT'S HIDDEN
UP HIS BUTT ♪
542
00:21:27,527 --> 00:21:31,807
♪ SO IT'S TOTALLY OK
IF YOUR PARENTS
TURNED OUT GAY ♪
543
00:21:31,911 --> 00:21:36,641
♪ IN THIS WONDERFUL
U.S. OF GAY ♪
544
00:21:36,743 --> 00:21:39,333
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