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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,491 --> 00:00:09,841 [man #1] 'Do what I say!' 2 00:00:09,940 --> 00:00:12,530 - Sheriff's Department! - Don't you talk back to-- 3 00:00:12,633 --> 00:00:16,403 What? She likes it rough. 4 00:00:16,499 --> 00:00:18,289 She likes it rough. 5 00:00:18,397 --> 00:00:19,397 Yeah, yeah. Stay for the show... 6 00:00:19,502 --> 00:00:20,952 You know, there's openings in, uh... 7 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:23,635 I saw there's openings in Flagstaff, Arizona. 8 00:00:23,747 --> 00:00:24,777 - Yeah, I applied. - Did you apply, too? 9 00:00:24,886 --> 00:00:25,816 Yeah, they're not interested. 10 00:00:25,922 --> 00:00:26,962 - They're not... - No. 11 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:28,031 Oh, so their standards are pretty high. 12 00:00:28,131 --> 00:00:29,131 Yeah. 13 00:00:29,236 --> 00:00:30,166 [theme music] 14 00:00:30,271 --> 00:00:31,861 Son of a bitch. Goddammit. 15 00:00:31,962 --> 00:00:34,142 [explosion] 16 00:00:34,241 --> 00:00:35,791 [tires screeching] 17 00:00:35,897 --> 00:00:37,487 [grunts] 18 00:00:37,589 --> 00:00:39,899 They all have guns! 19 00:00:40,005 --> 00:00:41,895 [explosion] 20 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:44,907 [whooping] 21 00:00:46,908 --> 00:00:47,978 Ow! 22 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:49,332 Push 'em together. 23 00:00:49,428 --> 00:00:50,948 Sheriff's department! I need your bike! 24 00:00:52,983 --> 00:00:54,263 Oh, God! 25 00:00:55,434 --> 00:00:57,304 [siren wailing] 26 00:00:57,402 --> 00:00:59,162 [gunfire] 27 00:01:00,405 --> 00:01:02,265 [grunts] 28 00:01:03,615 --> 00:01:05,125 [indistinct chatter] 29 00:01:05,236 --> 00:01:06,926 [screams] 30 00:01:07,032 --> 00:01:08,552 [explosion] 31 00:01:15,144 --> 00:01:17,704 - 'Don't you judge me.' - 'No, we don't judge--' 32 00:01:17,801 --> 00:01:20,011 - Don't you judge me. - Then don't call us. 33 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:22,704 - Then don't call for help. - I had to. I'm in pain. 34 00:01:22,806 --> 00:01:24,386 - Andrew! - I'm in so much pain! 35 00:01:24,498 --> 00:01:25,948 Andrew, if you don't wanna be judged 36 00:01:26,051 --> 00:01:27,501 don't call the Sheriff's Department. 37 00:01:27,604 --> 00:01:28,644 Look, look, look. 38 00:01:28,743 --> 00:01:31,883 It is not my finest hour. 39 00:01:31,988 --> 00:01:33,818 Are you stuck in... 40 00:01:33,921 --> 00:01:34,851 ...side or under? 41 00:01:34,956 --> 00:01:36,506 A little bit of all that. 42 00:01:36,613 --> 00:01:37,553 Can I ask you a question man to man? 43 00:01:37,649 --> 00:01:38,889 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 44 00:01:38,995 --> 00:01:40,125 And I don't know her very well. 45 00:01:40,238 --> 00:01:41,138 Are you going in the front or the back? 46 00:01:41,239 --> 00:01:42,519 'Cause I can't honestly-- 47 00:01:42,619 --> 00:01:44,029 Right now, I'm doing the front 'cause I already-- 48 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,518 I sort of messed up the back already. 49 00:01:45,622 --> 00:01:48,142 [exhales] 50 00:01:48,246 --> 00:01:49,416 Sort of messed up the back. 51 00:01:49,523 --> 00:01:52,703 Oh, I'm getting judged so completely! 52 00:01:52,802 --> 00:01:55,322 Kids at home, if you're watching, uh... 53 00:01:55,425 --> 00:01:57,075 There's a whole lot of predicaments in the world 54 00:01:57,186 --> 00:01:58,836 you can get out of with a simple understanding 55 00:01:58,946 --> 00:02:00,426 of some physics and some chemistry. 56 00:02:00,534 --> 00:02:01,434 So what you're gonna do, wipe. 57 00:02:01,535 --> 00:02:02,465 - Okay, warm. - Hot, hot, hot. 58 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:03,680 Reach around. 59 00:02:03,778 --> 00:02:04,808 And you're gonna cup her lady parts. 60 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:06,127 I'll give her the old reach-around. 61 00:02:06,229 --> 00:02:08,439 Yeah. Get real, real, real, real super hot. 62 00:02:08,542 --> 00:02:10,202 And now, I'm gonna come in cold on your manhood. 63 00:02:10,301 --> 00:02:11,271 - Right, right. - You ready? 64 00:02:11,372 --> 00:02:12,302 - Okay. Ready? - Okay. 65 00:02:12,408 --> 00:02:14,688 22, 42, 32! 66 00:02:14,789 --> 00:02:15,689 Hut! Hike! 67 00:02:15,790 --> 00:02:17,520 [screams] 68 00:02:19,242 --> 00:02:21,212 [breathing heavily] 69 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,972 [screaming in pain] 70 00:02:24,074 --> 00:02:25,594 Hang on. She's giving. She's giving. She's giving. 71 00:02:25,697 --> 00:02:27,797 [screaming] 72 00:02:27,906 --> 00:02:29,176 She just kneed me in the face. 73 00:02:29,287 --> 00:02:30,287 - Okay, I got her. - She kneed me in the face. 74 00:02:30,391 --> 00:02:31,461 - I got her. I got her. - Okay. 75 00:02:31,565 --> 00:02:33,705 Alright. How you feeling? Alright? 76 00:02:33,808 --> 00:02:34,908 Yeah, it's good seeing you guys. 77 00:02:35,016 --> 00:02:36,156 - Good seeing you, too, man. - Yeah. 78 00:02:36,259 --> 00:02:40,159 [upbeat music] 79 00:02:40,263 --> 00:02:41,823 [Travis] 'You know, you pay good money for a shoelace.' 80 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,610 'You don't need to throw the whole thing away.' 81 00:02:43,715 --> 00:02:44,645 Let me try it. 82 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:46,650 [knocks on door] 83 00:02:46,752 --> 00:02:50,312 Sorry. Hi. Um, I'm just dropping by. 84 00:02:50,411 --> 00:02:52,481 Uh, confessing to a murder. 85 00:02:54,035 --> 00:02:56,485 Uh, basically, there was a, uh, a death. 86 00:02:56,590 --> 00:03:00,420 A man was murdered in Thailand three months ago. 87 00:03:00,525 --> 00:03:02,005 Uh, it's on the Interpol site. 88 00:03:02,112 --> 00:03:05,462 And I am wracked with guilt, can't sleep. 89 00:03:05,564 --> 00:03:08,364 And I'm here to just confess. 90 00:03:08,464 --> 00:03:11,924 And, you know, put the bracelets on me or... 91 00:03:12,019 --> 00:03:12,949 You call them bracelets, right? 92 00:03:13,054 --> 00:03:13,924 I was watching some cop show. 93 00:03:14,021 --> 00:03:15,541 - Handcuffs. - Alright. 94 00:03:15,643 --> 00:03:17,133 What did you do? What did you do again? 95 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:19,161 Bludgeoned a man to death three months ago in Thailand. 96 00:03:19,268 --> 00:03:20,818 It's on the Interpol website. 97 00:03:20,924 --> 00:03:23,034 And these are the war hammers that did it. 98 00:03:23,133 --> 00:03:24,273 And I'm here to confess. 99 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,095 What was your name again? 100 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,136 Last name is Coe. C-O-E. 101 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:29,382 C-O-E. 102 00:03:29,485 --> 00:03:32,935 And then my first name is Jillet. 103 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,180 - Coe? - J-I-L-L-E-T. 104 00:03:35,284 --> 00:03:36,324 There's not an "E" on the end. 105 00:03:36,423 --> 00:03:37,563 And then there's a hyphen. 106 00:03:37,665 --> 00:03:38,865 I wasn't even listening. Sorry. 107 00:03:38,977 --> 00:03:40,457 - Hyphen "Ben." Jillet-Ben. - Jillet-Ben. 108 00:03:40,565 --> 00:03:41,665 And then the last name is Coe. 109 00:03:41,773 --> 00:03:45,743 Cindy, could you get me through to... 110 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,300 Thailand. 111 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,370 The country of Thailand. 112 00:03:49,470 --> 00:03:51,890 The Department of Justice? 113 00:03:51,990 --> 00:03:53,130 We have got a detainee who has confessed to... 114 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,133 Jillet-Ben Coe. 115 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,554 ...to a murder in Thailand. 116 00:03:56,650 --> 00:03:58,510 Mr. Gian Diep? 117 00:03:58,617 --> 00:04:00,547 Yes, sir. 118 00:04:00,654 --> 00:04:02,314 Uh... 119 00:04:02,414 --> 00:04:05,904 Two deputies to fly him to Thailand? 120 00:04:06,004 --> 00:04:07,254 Uh, y-yes, sir. 121 00:04:07,350 --> 00:04:09,530 We don't have a plane here at the Reno Sh-- 122 00:04:09,628 --> 00:04:12,248 We'd fly first-class to Thailand. 123 00:04:12,355 --> 00:04:13,835 Do all three of us-- Do I get to go? 124 00:04:13,943 --> 00:04:16,013 [upbeat music] 125 00:04:17,947 --> 00:04:19,427 - Hey. - Hey. 126 00:04:19,535 --> 00:04:21,875 - I got a problem. - Okay. 127 00:04:21,985 --> 00:04:23,985 This says it is overnight delivery. 128 00:04:24,091 --> 00:04:25,091 Right. 129 00:04:25,195 --> 00:04:27,025 The date it was sent is three days ago. 130 00:04:27,128 --> 00:04:28,438 Oh, yeah. 131 00:04:28,544 --> 00:04:30,654 Okay. Let me show you something. 132 00:04:30,753 --> 00:04:31,753 Oh, my... 133 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:33,447 This... 134 00:04:33,549 --> 00:04:35,789 This is what happened as a result of your tardiness. 135 00:04:35,896 --> 00:04:37,206 - Right there. - 'Is he-- He's dead?' 136 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:38,381 Yup. 137 00:04:38,485 --> 00:04:40,375 I will say, if this were to come on the day 138 00:04:40,487 --> 00:04:42,937 that it was supposed to, who'd be not alive? 139 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:44,181 You. You wouldn't be alive. 140 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,354 Don't go there. That's none of your business. 141 00:04:45,457 --> 00:04:46,727 So it sounds like a thank-you time. 142 00:04:46,838 --> 00:04:47,798 Sounds like thank-you time to me. 143 00:04:47,908 --> 00:04:48,868 Not at all. Not at all. 144 00:04:48,978 --> 00:04:50,048 That has nothing to do with anything. 145 00:04:50,151 --> 00:04:51,391 This is about the principle of the matter. 146 00:04:51,498 --> 00:04:53,118 Adolf Hitler. Familiar with the man? 147 00:04:53,223 --> 00:04:54,743 I am not-- Yes, well, yeah. 148 00:04:54,846 --> 00:04:56,016 - Everybody is. - Everybody knows who Adolf-- 149 00:04:56,123 --> 00:04:58,473 - Killed 7 million basically. - Mm-hmm. 150 00:04:58,574 --> 00:05:00,654 I'm sure some of those people would have been murderers. 151 00:05:00,748 --> 00:05:02,058 - Just statistically. - Sure. 152 00:05:02,163 --> 00:05:03,413 - Of course. - Well-- 153 00:05:03,510 --> 00:05:04,990 - Shut up. Yes. - Am I Adolf-- 154 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:06,747 Alright. Am I Adolf Hitler in this equation? 155 00:05:06,858 --> 00:05:07,998 Watch what happens. 156 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,930 So now, I can say, "Oh, you know what? 157 00:05:11,034 --> 00:05:12,354 "A bunch of people didn't get killed 158 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:13,520 "because of those murderers. 159 00:05:13,623 --> 00:05:14,693 Adolf Hitler is my hero." 160 00:05:14,797 --> 00:05:16,277 - That's you. - That's an upside. 161 00:05:16,385 --> 00:05:17,515 - It's called half-full. - You're Adolf Hitler. 162 00:05:17,627 --> 00:05:18,767 It's called half-full. 163 00:05:18,870 --> 00:05:20,250 Okay, actually, I have another package 164 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,984 that's for you from John Q. Public 165 00:05:23,081 --> 00:05:24,121 and it's supposed to be here today. 166 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:25,150 So it's in the truck and, uh... 167 00:05:25,255 --> 00:05:26,255 Good. 168 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,290 [explosion] 169 00:05:29,225 --> 00:05:31,395 [siren wailing] 170 00:05:34,541 --> 00:05:36,271 I'm gonna need you to sign. 171 00:05:38,821 --> 00:05:41,441 [alarm ringing] 172 00:05:41,548 --> 00:05:43,958 [upbeat music] 173 00:05:46,553 --> 00:05:47,733 - Have a seat. - Okay. 174 00:05:47,830 --> 00:05:48,930 - Come on in. - We're clear. 175 00:05:49,038 --> 00:05:50,728 - Welcome aboard. - Clear. 176 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:53,533 I'll be 3A, which is the window. 177 00:05:53,629 --> 00:05:56,909 Just twist. Can you go maybe down underhand there? 178 00:05:57,011 --> 00:05:58,051 - What? Which way? Which way? - Okay. No, that's good. 179 00:05:58,150 --> 00:05:59,120 That's comfortable. 180 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:00,770 Okay. How long's this flight? 181 00:06:00,877 --> 00:06:02,427 It's 14 hours. 182 00:06:02,534 --> 00:06:05,054 But regardless, sir, we can't have you in this situation. 183 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:07,187 It's not safe for either of you. 184 00:06:07,297 --> 00:06:08,917 - We are first-class. - I understand. 185 00:06:09,023 --> 00:06:10,823 Why don't you two switch over here 186 00:06:10,922 --> 00:06:12,272 so that he gets here-- 187 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,752 I don't mean to be rude, but then we're gonna have 188 00:06:13,856 --> 00:06:15,576 the same problem where this is not safe for you guys. 189 00:06:15,685 --> 00:06:16,645 Ah, you're already up, sir. 190 00:06:16,755 --> 00:06:18,445 Why don't you head up over here? 191 00:06:18,550 --> 00:06:20,030 - Ah... - 'I would insist, sir.' 192 00:06:20,138 --> 00:06:23,588 - 'That would be...' - 3B, 3B. 193 00:06:23,693 --> 00:06:25,833 Do we get charged to change seats? 194 00:06:25,937 --> 00:06:27,037 Is there, like, a $50 195 00:06:27,145 --> 00:06:27,895 like one of them fees that they do? 196 00:06:28,008 --> 00:06:29,218 Of course not. No. 197 00:06:29,319 --> 00:06:31,289 'Cause on the Greyhound, when you switch seats... 198 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,361 - They do charge you there. - Yeah, they do. 199 00:06:32,461 --> 00:06:34,051 They do 35 bucks. 200 00:06:34,152 --> 00:06:35,332 I wanna have the aisle seat. Thank you. 201 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:37,979 Wait. If you can just have a seat, relax. 202 00:06:38,087 --> 00:06:39,357 Oh, stretching my little legs out. I like that. 203 00:06:39,468 --> 00:06:40,678 We'd love to bring you your beverages and get started. 204 00:06:40,779 --> 00:06:41,749 Whoo. 205 00:06:41,849 --> 00:06:43,089 [rattling] 206 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:44,435 - 'Yes?' - Hey. 207 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:45,612 - Hi. - How you doing? 208 00:06:45,715 --> 00:06:48,365 - Great. Nuts? - Yeah. Look at that. 209 00:06:48,477 --> 00:06:50,547 - Whoa. Okay. - Yeah. 210 00:06:50,651 --> 00:06:52,031 Hey, these are warm. 211 00:06:52,135 --> 00:06:54,445 Yes. They're toasted. 212 00:06:54,552 --> 00:06:56,832 - On purpose? - Yes. 213 00:06:56,933 --> 00:06:58,693 Toasted nuts? Warm nuts. 214 00:06:58,797 --> 00:07:00,177 Just don't run with it. 215 00:07:00,281 --> 00:07:03,221 My associate, Jones, needs his nuts warmed, please. 216 00:07:03,319 --> 00:07:04,559 [Jones laughing] 217 00:07:04,665 --> 00:07:05,905 Oh, you need your nuts warmed? 218 00:07:06,011 --> 00:07:07,321 - Here. I'll get it for you. - Absolutely. 219 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,147 [instrumental music] 220 00:07:13,363 --> 00:07:16,753 [El Chupacabra] 'Si,we're back on "El Chupacabra"' 221 00:07:16,850 --> 00:07:19,850 because sucking con Chupito. 222 00:07:19,956 --> 00:07:21,576 Chupi Chupi, como estas, mi amor? 223 00:07:21,682 --> 00:07:23,652 [speaking Spanish] 224 00:07:25,375 --> 00:07:28,445 Ah, she ready to suck anything. 225 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:31,071 And we're here with the Reno Sheriff's Department. 226 00:07:31,174 --> 00:07:32,494 Well, we're here 227 00:07:32,590 --> 00:07:33,630 from the Reno Sheriff's Department... 228 00:07:33,729 --> 00:07:34,799 Covered that. 229 00:07:34,902 --> 00:07:36,082 ...to let everyone know that we are having 230 00:07:36,179 --> 00:07:38,839 a Reno family fun day. 231 00:07:38,941 --> 00:07:39,981 - Super family fun day! - Whoa! That sound like fun! 232 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,940 When is it? 233 00:07:42,047 --> 00:07:44,287 - Well, Chupacabra, it's May 5. - May 5. 234 00:07:44,394 --> 00:07:46,854 Whoa! Cinco de Mayo! 235 00:07:46,949 --> 00:07:48,299 That's the same as May 5. 236 00:07:48,398 --> 00:07:51,438 ♪ Cinco de Mayo Cinco de Mayo ♪ 237 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:54,030 ♪ Cinco de Mayo same day as May 5 ♪ 238 00:07:54,128 --> 00:07:57,958 Okay, we're going to have a party for KPBA as well 239 00:07:58,063 --> 00:07:59,483 on Cinco de Mayo. 240 00:07:59,582 --> 00:08:00,762 Where's your party? 241 00:08:00,859 --> 00:08:03,759 Oh, well, ours is at the Reno Downtown Park. 242 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:05,312 - In the municipal-- - The municipal park. 243 00:08:05,415 --> 00:08:06,995 Oh, that's where our party is, too. 244 00:08:07,107 --> 00:08:09,727 - Si! Nuestra fiesta! -You're having a party, too? 245 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:11,564 Are you guys in the parking lot or in the park? 246 00:08:11,663 --> 00:08:12,913 - Ours is in the parking lot. - In the parking lot. 247 00:08:13,009 --> 00:08:15,529 Oh, like homeless people. 248 00:08:15,633 --> 00:08:18,263 We will be inside. What will you have at your party? 249 00:08:18,359 --> 00:08:20,429 Well, we are gonna have some homeless people. 250 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:24,334 We are going to have three dragons that skateboard. 251 00:08:24,434 --> 00:08:26,094 We're not gonna have skateboarding dragons 252 00:08:26,195 --> 00:08:27,575 but we will have an egg toss 253 00:08:27,679 --> 00:08:29,269 and it's hardboiled eggs so nothing gets too messy. 254 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:30,790 Whoo! Yeah! 255 00:08:30,889 --> 00:08:32,509 Oh, we are going to shave the police's balls 256 00:08:32,615 --> 00:08:35,405 until they look like huevos. 257 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,305 Cocorico! Cocorico! 258 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:40,283 [theme music] 259 00:08:43,695 --> 00:08:46,865 [theme music] 260 00:08:46,974 --> 00:08:49,774 [indistinct radio chatter] 261 00:08:49,874 --> 00:08:52,434 [Raineesha] 'Oh, here we go.' 262 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,772 - 'Hey!' - Uh-uh. 263 00:08:53,878 --> 00:08:55,158 - Keep following the cards. - Party is over. 264 00:08:55,258 --> 00:08:56,608 Break it up, right? Break it up. 265 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:57,638 We gotta take you in. 266 00:08:57,744 --> 00:08:59,234 - Oh, come on, now. - No. 267 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:00,921 You can't be doing this scam on people. I know what you do. 268 00:09:01,023 --> 00:09:02,993 You say, "Hey, find the queen. Find the queen." 269 00:09:03,094 --> 00:09:04,034 And then there's no queen, see? Holy [bleep] 270 00:09:04,129 --> 00:09:05,269 I just found the queen. 271 00:09:05,372 --> 00:09:07,412 See? Yeah, you would have just won $20. 272 00:09:07,512 --> 00:09:09,512 - I would have won $20? - Okay but she didn't, so... 273 00:09:09,618 --> 00:09:11,898 Yeah, if you had put money down, you would have won $20. 274 00:09:11,999 --> 00:09:13,069 That's all I'm saying. 275 00:09:13,173 --> 00:09:15,243 - Rai, I'm feeling lucky today. - 'No.' 276 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:16,587 - Yes, remember? - No. 277 00:09:16,694 --> 00:09:18,074 I found cotton balls at the bottom of my grocery bag 278 00:09:18,178 --> 00:09:19,658 and I hadn't even bought cotton balls. 279 00:09:19,766 --> 00:09:21,076 This is my lucky day, Rai. 280 00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:23,631 - Shut up! Here! - Oh, sorry, ma'am. 281 00:09:23,735 --> 00:09:26,805 ♪ [bleep] you, [bleep] you ♪ 282 00:09:26,911 --> 00:09:27,951 - Alright. - Suck it. 283 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:29,150 One more. Yeah. Alright. 284 00:09:29,258 --> 00:09:30,428 One more! Never, never, never down. 285 00:09:30,535 --> 00:09:31,605 - Look for the queen! - Look for the queen... 286 00:09:31,709 --> 00:09:32,299 - Where you at, queen? - Where she at? 287 00:09:32,399 --> 00:09:36,579 Shh! 288 00:09:36,679 --> 00:09:37,919 - I heard her right there. - Sorry. 289 00:09:38,025 --> 00:09:39,785 Squeak! There she was. 290 00:09:39,889 --> 00:09:42,169 Holla back, queen! Holla! 291 00:09:42,271 --> 00:09:44,311 That's how we do it in Reno , bitch. 292 00:09:44,411 --> 00:09:46,591 - You scaring me now. - Crime do not pay. 293 00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:47,829 - That's some kind of con. - Not today. 294 00:09:47,932 --> 00:09:48,932 No way. 295 00:09:49,036 --> 00:09:50,796 I told you, Rai. I told you. 296 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,070 I might need to borrow a few dollars. 297 00:09:56,941 --> 00:09:58,461 You see that? Because you don't listen. 298 00:09:58,563 --> 00:10:00,123 [bleep] me! 299 00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:01,290 [bleep] me! 300 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,433 You don't [bleep] me like that. 301 00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:05,053 I'll [bleep] you. 302 00:10:05,156 --> 00:10:06,466 'I will [Bleep] you!' 303 00:10:06,571 --> 00:10:08,641 Get him, Trudy! 304 00:10:08,746 --> 00:10:09,776 You got it, girl. 305 00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:11,225 Whoa, whoa. I just saw a penny. 306 00:10:12,991 --> 00:10:14,301 Rai, I found a penny. 307 00:10:15,235 --> 00:10:16,885 [instrumental music] 308 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:24,491 [Jim] We're at Mile Marker 61 on Route 8. 309 00:10:24,589 --> 00:10:25,629 We got a major collision. 310 00:10:25,728 --> 00:10:27,138 White Caucasian male. Sir? Sir? 311 00:10:27,247 --> 00:10:29,317 Sir? Are you okay? Are you okay? 312 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,661 No, I'm not okay. 313 00:10:30,768 --> 00:10:32,218 Could you get me away from this car, please? 314 00:10:32,321 --> 00:10:33,701 Okay, yeah. He is not okay at all. 315 00:10:33,805 --> 00:10:35,875 We need EMTs right away. How long can we expect them? 316 00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:37,050 I've been in a goddamn car accident. 317 00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:38,093 That's what's wrong. 318 00:10:38,189 --> 00:10:39,809 Okay, sir, stay calm. 319 00:10:39,915 --> 00:10:42,395 The EMTs are about 30 minutes away. 320 00:10:42,503 --> 00:10:43,713 No, you don't understand. I'm not gonna make it that long. 321 00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:44,815 Okay, let me tell you something. 322 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,440 - I'm a doctor, okay? - Okay. 323 00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:48,162 And I've got hemostatic pressure in my abdomen, alright? 324 00:10:48,268 --> 00:10:49,678 I'm gonna bleed out-- Bleed before they get here. 325 00:10:49,787 --> 00:10:51,127 So I'm gonna have to have you guys operate on me. 326 00:10:51,236 --> 00:10:52,816 [both] One, two, three! 327 00:10:52,928 --> 00:10:53,828 [doctor screams] 328 00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:55,659 Hold on! Wait, wait! Wait! 329 00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:56,858 - Okay, what is it? - Here we go. 330 00:10:56,966 --> 00:10:58,416 Is this good? 331 00:10:58,519 --> 00:10:59,589 This is the absolute worst possible way that you could be 332 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:00,803 carrying me right now. 333 00:11:00,901 --> 00:11:02,941 Just breathe. You're gonna be just fine. 334 00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:04,771 In the backseat of my car, there's a doctor's bag 335 00:11:04,871 --> 00:11:06,151 with my surgical instruments in it. 336 00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:07,461 What does the bag look like? 337 00:11:07,563 --> 00:11:08,883 - It's a [bleep] doctor's bag. - Okay! 338 00:11:08,978 --> 00:11:10,318 Can you describe it more specifically or just is it-- 339 00:11:10,428 --> 00:11:11,768 You ever seen "Little House On The Prairie"?! 340 00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:12,948 You ever seen Doc Baker 341 00:11:13,051 --> 00:11:14,051 on "Little House On The Prairie"? 342 00:11:14,156 --> 00:11:15,356 You seen a doctor's bag before? 343 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:16,157 - 'You just keep breathing.' - 'I see it!' 344 00:11:16,261 --> 00:11:17,881 [instrumental music] 345 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,475 Hold on. Hold on. Come over here. 346 00:11:25,339 --> 00:11:27,959 "I shaved my balls for this?" 347 00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:29,336 'Really?' 348 00:11:29,447 --> 00:11:31,657 You know, when I was a kid, we would wear... 349 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,970 I remember, a nice tube top. 350 00:11:34,072 --> 00:11:36,492 I'd get all dressed up in my koolats... 351 00:11:36,592 --> 00:11:39,842 My gauchos, my pumps, a brassiere, a pocketbook. 352 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:41,800 And I'd shuffle off to school like a lady. 353 00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:44,668 Stop! Turn around. 354 00:11:44,773 --> 00:11:48,093 [gasps] You did this on purpose. Come here. Huh! 355 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:50,330 She gonna take her rubber band to tie up her shirt. 356 00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:51,683 There. 357 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:54,060 Yes, now you look like you going somewhere in life. 358 00:11:54,161 --> 00:11:56,231 Mm-hmm. Mm! Work it. Mm! 359 00:11:56,336 --> 00:11:59,296 Uh-ah-ah. Really? 360 00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:01,068 Seriously? 361 00:12:01,168 --> 00:12:03,098 What is this? 362 00:12:03,205 --> 00:12:04,275 Raineesha, what the hell? 363 00:12:04,378 --> 00:12:05,588 This nonsense, this foolishness. 364 00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:07,590 I don't even understand what all this-- 365 00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:09,282 Take them damn glasses off. 366 00:12:09,383 --> 00:12:11,703 Now, listen, mama loves you. 367 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,730 Alright? And I want the best for you. 368 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,180 Alright? 369 00:12:15,286 --> 00:12:16,976 This is some expensive hair. 370 00:12:17,081 --> 00:12:19,811 And you gonna let it swing. You understand me? 371 00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,531 Get your ass to class. 372 00:12:21,637 --> 00:12:23,777 And I'm gonna see you after school, alright? 373 00:12:25,158 --> 00:12:26,468 That's right. 374 00:12:26,573 --> 00:12:27,823 That's right! 375 00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:29,609 - That's your daughter Danielle. - That girl is cute. 376 00:12:29,714 --> 00:12:31,414 She looks terrific. 377 00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:33,609 You know, you were right about the implants. 378 00:12:33,718 --> 00:12:34,858 - They look great on her. - Don't they? 379 00:12:34,961 --> 00:12:35,961 Yeah. 380 00:12:36,065 --> 00:12:38,305 [instrumental music] 381 00:12:38,412 --> 00:12:41,522 Make a three-inch incision above my appendix. 382 00:12:41,622 --> 00:12:43,522 [grunting] 383 00:12:43,624 --> 00:12:45,804 I got it, I got it. I got it. 384 00:12:45,903 --> 00:12:47,353 What does the spleen look like, doc? 385 00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:48,976 - Aah! God! - Okay, the spleen-- 386 00:12:49,078 --> 00:12:51,528 The spleen look like a piece of uncooked halibut. 387 00:12:51,632 --> 00:12:53,052 "Uncooked halibut"? 388 00:12:53,151 --> 00:12:54,671 What exactly does a halibut look like? 389 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,094 - It's a white fish? - It's a white fish... 390 00:12:56,189 --> 00:12:57,739 - Is it a large fish? - No. It's a light white fish. 391 00:12:57,846 --> 00:12:59,326 - 'Okay, it's not too heavy.' - Okay, wait. Hang on. 392 00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:00,923 Is that it? Is that it? Right? 393 00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:02,371 No, no! That's my liver. 394 00:13:02,471 --> 00:13:03,641 No, no, no! Put it back. Put it back! Put it back! 395 00:13:03,748 --> 00:13:04,748 [cell phone rings] 396 00:13:04,853 --> 00:13:05,823 - Oh, God. - Okay. 397 00:13:05,923 --> 00:13:07,133 That's the hospital's ringtone. 398 00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:08,554 - Who's that? - I need you to answer that. 399 00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:09,579 Where's your phone? Where's your phone? 400 00:13:09,685 --> 00:13:10,815 In my right pocket. 401 00:13:10,928 --> 00:13:12,138 Where's your phone? Where's your phone? 402 00:13:12,239 --> 00:13:14,279 Dr. B. Rosen's phone? 403 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:15,449 Uh, yeah, he's a little tied up right now. 404 00:13:15,553 --> 00:13:16,763 Oh, God! 405 00:13:16,865 --> 00:13:18,105 Uh, it's an emergency. It's your office. 406 00:13:18,211 --> 00:13:19,041 It's about Deborah, your patient Deborah. 407 00:13:19,143 --> 00:13:20,523 Okay, no, it's Deborah. 408 00:13:20,627 --> 00:13:22,487 That's one of my patients. She's having a baby, okay? 409 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:23,844 - She's into labor. - Oh, my God. 410 00:13:23,941 --> 00:13:24,871 Okay, Deborah 's in labor? 411 00:13:24,976 --> 00:13:27,696 What-what am I supposed to ask? 412 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,287 I'm gonna have to talk her husband through the delivery. 413 00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:31,224 Okay, we're gonna to talk her through the delivery. Hang on. 414 00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:32,287 I need him to look at her vagina. 415 00:13:32,397 --> 00:13:33,497 How much is she dilated? 416 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:34,775 Look at her vagina. How dilated is it? 417 00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:36,403 Is it the size of the top of a soup can? 418 00:13:36,505 --> 00:13:37,985 Is it the size of a top of a soup can? 419 00:13:38,093 --> 00:13:40,133 - It's bigger than that. - Okay. The baby's coming. 420 00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:42,513 - It's almost there, okay? - Just keep pushing, alright? 421 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,004 Let me know when the shoulders come through the cervix. 422 00:13:44,099 --> 00:13:45,829 Have you seen the shoulders? Can you see shoulders yet? 423 00:13:45,928 --> 00:13:47,168 Are the shoulders coming out yet? 424 00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:48,724 You push! Yes, they can see the shoulders! 425 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,138 Keep pushing. Keep pushing. 426 00:13:50,243 --> 00:13:51,663 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 427 00:13:51,761 --> 00:13:53,561 - They did it! It's out! - They got it?! It's out! 428 00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:55,210 - Listen! Listen! - That's good. Okay. 429 00:13:55,317 --> 00:13:57,037 Oh, my God! That's wonderful! 430 00:13:57,146 --> 00:13:58,286 - I need you to-- - We're happy you did it. 431 00:13:58,389 --> 00:13:59,669 Congratulations! 432 00:13:59,769 --> 00:14:00,909 I need you to tie off the umbilical cord. 433 00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:02,122 - Tie off the umbilical cord. - No, no, no! 434 00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:03,980 No, no, no! They tie off the umbilical cord. 435 00:14:04,084 --> 00:14:05,504 Andy needs to tie off the umbilical cord... 436 00:14:05,603 --> 00:14:07,433 Andy, you need to tie off the umbilical cord. 437 00:14:07,536 --> 00:14:08,776 He doesn't have an umbilical cord. 438 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:09,682 - You obviously don't have an... - Then what is this?! 439 00:14:09,779 --> 00:14:10,749 Snip it and then clamp it? 440 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,470 Snip and clamp. Snip and clamp. 441 00:14:12,575 --> 00:14:14,085 Got it! Got it! Got it! 442 00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:15,958 Go ahead and clamp it very tight. 443 00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:17,342 - You did great, guys. - 'Stitch.' 444 00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:19,272 You did great, guys. Okay, just apply pressure. 445 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:20,405 - Okay. - I'm good. 446 00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:21,454 [sighs] 447 00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:23,350 [instrumental music] 448 00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:28,940 ♪ Goody goody goody goody goody bags ♪ 449 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,970 ♪ I just got a little goody bag ♪ 450 00:14:31,077 --> 00:14:32,347 I got socks. What'd you get? 451 00:14:32,457 --> 00:14:34,217 ♪ I'm gonna open it and see what's inside ♪ 452 00:14:34,321 --> 00:14:36,461 ♪ 'Cause I got a goody bag 453 00:14:36,565 --> 00:14:38,495 Tissues. 454 00:14:38,601 --> 00:14:39,601 Oh, I don't want-- I don't want-- No. 455 00:14:39,706 --> 00:14:40,596 How much is that? 456 00:14:40,707 --> 00:14:42,987 It's complimentary. 457 00:14:43,089 --> 00:14:44,259 Complimentary, meaning... 458 00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:46,296 Again, free. 459 00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:48,132 It always means free here. 460 00:14:48,232 --> 00:14:49,852 Could I get a vodka martini, please? 461 00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:51,548 Shaken, not stirred. 462 00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:53,239 A little dirty with two olives. 463 00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:54,720 Put a shot of jage in there. 464 00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:56,244 Oh, okay. 465 00:14:56,343 --> 00:14:58,453 [theme music] 466 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,112 [theme music] 467 00:15:06,215 --> 00:15:08,215 [bell tolls] 468 00:15:10,323 --> 00:15:12,263 Uh, ah, ah! 469 00:15:12,359 --> 00:15:13,739 That's a Reno no-no. 470 00:15:13,843 --> 00:15:15,433 If you have toddlers in the house 471 00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:18,225 keep your guns up high and out of reach. 472 00:15:18,331 --> 00:15:19,441 Remember... 473 00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:22,269 If it's got bullets and a trigger 474 00:15:22,369 --> 00:15:25,789 keep it up high until they get bigger. 475 00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:28,270 [bell tolls] 476 00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:29,755 The same with poisons. 477 00:15:29,859 --> 00:15:31,449 And drugs. 478 00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,791 If it gets you high or makes you sick 479 00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:36,278 store it up high and put it there quick. 480 00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:45,053 Same with hardcore pornography, like girl on girl 481 00:15:45,151 --> 00:15:48,291 and full penetration fetish magazines. 482 00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:50,355 Put that porn in its proper place. 483 00:15:52,089 --> 00:15:53,949 This has been a message 484 00:15:54,056 --> 00:15:55,886 from your Reno Sheriff's Department. 485 00:16:00,097 --> 00:16:02,437 ♪ Caribbean queen 486 00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:06,967 ♪ Now we're sharin' the same dream ♪ 487 00:16:07,069 --> 00:16:09,829 ♪ That our hearts may beat as one ♪ 488 00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:10,944 Excuse me. Hi. 489 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:12,659 Could you all just please keep it down? 490 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:18,838 ♪ And no more love on the run ♪ 491 00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:21,263 ♪ Caribbean queen 492 00:16:21,359 --> 00:16:24,329 ♪ Now we're sharin' the same dream... ♪ 493 00:16:24,431 --> 00:16:25,671 I'll go high. You go low. 494 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:29,437 ♪ And that our heart may beat as one ♪ 495 00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:31,402 Yeah, do it. 496 00:16:31,507 --> 00:16:34,817 [singing off key] 497 00:16:34,924 --> 00:16:36,444 Could you stop singing? 498 00:16:38,135 --> 00:16:40,025 [laughing] 499 00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:41,757 Mile high club! 500 00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:43,832 [whooping] 501 00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:47,453 Alright. Which one of you masturbated in the bathroom? 502 00:16:47,558 --> 00:16:49,938 Not-- Not me. I was cuffed to a lawman. 503 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,633 The mirror is a mess. 504 00:16:52,735 --> 00:16:54,115 That don't count. That don't count. 505 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:55,500 That counts. That totally counts. 506 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,020 - That don't count. - Yeah, of course it does. 507 00:16:57,119 --> 00:16:58,849 - No, that don't count. - Does that count? 508 00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:00,638 It counts. 509 00:17:00,743 --> 00:17:01,923 [instrumental music] 510 00:17:04,747 --> 00:17:06,057 [indistinct chatter on PA] 511 00:17:06,163 --> 00:17:07,893 [Trudy] 'Did you send me a stripper?' 512 00:17:07,992 --> 00:17:09,482 - You like it?! - I don't. 513 00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:10,819 I don't like it. 514 00:17:10,925 --> 00:17:12,885 Oh, my God. I got a good price on that one for you! 515 00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:17,067 Cindy, I'm not-- I'm not into girls. 516 00:17:17,174 --> 00:17:18,904 And it was very uncomfortable for me. 517 00:17:19,002 --> 00:17:20,382 - Oh, no. - Yes. 518 00:17:20,487 --> 00:17:21,867 Oh, no! 519 00:17:21,971 --> 00:17:23,281 I take care of an elderly woman on Sundays 520 00:17:23,387 --> 00:17:24,727 and she was over at my house. 521 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,246 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 522 00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:28,285 - Oh, I didn't know that. - Yeah. 523 00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:30,332 Oh, she is the best one, though. 524 00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:31,598 She was good. 525 00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:33,805 She is the best one in the whole area. 526 00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:35,434 Yeah, she was good. 527 00:17:35,537 --> 00:17:39,577 I'm not sure how I'm gonna get my carpet completely clean. 528 00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:41,159 Oh, she-- Oh... 529 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:43,787 You know, she has trained many year to do that skill. 530 00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:46,440 Yeah. Oh, she has mastered it completely. 531 00:17:46,548 --> 00:17:47,548 Oh, oh, that's so good. I'm happy. 532 00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:50,102 Yeah, and she stayed a long time. 533 00:17:50,207 --> 00:17:51,687 I think she was waiting for her tip. 534 00:17:51,794 --> 00:17:53,114 Did you tip her? 535 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:54,280 I was supposed to tip her? 536 00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:55,593 Yeah, then that's when they leave, you see. 537 00:17:55,695 --> 00:17:56,965 It was a gift. 538 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,106 Yeah, but still, you know, even if you pay for it... 539 00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:00,146 You still tip on a gift? 540 00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:01,391 And then they leave, yeah. 541 00:18:01,494 --> 00:18:03,224 - Oh, now I'm humiliated. - Yeah. 542 00:18:03,323 --> 00:18:04,433 Well, here... 543 00:18:04,531 --> 00:18:06,051 Will you send her back to my house this weekend 544 00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:08,124 and tell her I'll give her an extra great tip? 545 00:18:08,225 --> 00:18:09,395 - Okay. - Just-- 546 00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:10,712 It's only-- Not because I'm interested 547 00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:11,953 but just because... 548 00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:13,056 - Yeah. It's polite. - You know. 549 00:18:13,161 --> 00:18:14,441 'Cause I'm embarrassed. 550 00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:15,961 - Yeah. That, too. - Yeah. 551 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:17,820 Okay I'm sorr-- I never send girl dancer ever again. 552 00:18:17,924 --> 00:18:20,134 Never. This Saturday... 553 00:18:20,237 --> 00:18:21,997 - Okay. - Again, but never after that. 554 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,481 Okay. Oh, one more time... 555 00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:25,756 - Yeah. - Only. 556 00:18:25,863 --> 00:18:28,383 [instrumental music] 557 00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:33,320 You guys did real good today. 558 00:18:33,422 --> 00:18:34,602 Ah, come on. 559 00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:35,599 It was the least we could do. 560 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:36,840 - Come on, doc. - You did good. 561 00:18:36,943 --> 00:18:37,913 That's right. You did good. 562 00:18:38,013 --> 00:18:39,123 You delivered a baby into the world. 563 00:18:39,221 --> 00:18:41,911 Oh, my god! I forgot. It was a girl! 564 00:18:42,017 --> 00:18:43,257 Hey! Hey! Congratulations. 565 00:18:43,363 --> 00:18:44,643 Yeah, I know it was, alright? I'm a doctor. 566 00:18:44,744 --> 00:18:46,094 I saw the ultrasound, so... 567 00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:47,204 Oh, alright. 568 00:18:47,298 --> 00:18:48,268 Of course. Well, that would make sense. 569 00:18:48,368 --> 00:18:49,608 Yeah, sure. You knew that already. 570 00:18:49,714 --> 00:18:50,894 - It was exciting for us. - It was exciting. 571 00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:52,031 I thought it would be fun to tell you. 572 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,441 Sure, yeah. But I knew it already. 573 00:18:53,546 --> 00:18:54,956 So, listen, if my cell phone turns up, alright 574 00:18:55,064 --> 00:18:56,004 would you make sure you send it over 575 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,930 to St. Clark's Medical Center? 576 00:18:58,033 --> 00:18:59,763 - You betcha. - Will do. You betcha. 577 00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:00,862 Thank you. Excellent. 578 00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:02,897 - Alright. We will. - Godspeed. 579 00:19:07,732 --> 00:19:09,492 - I was holding it and then... - I saw you with it. 580 00:19:09,596 --> 00:19:11,046 And then you-you put it down... 581 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,430 I know. 582 00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:15,220 - And, uh... - I know. 583 00:19:15,326 --> 00:19:17,566 - At some point, it'll ring. - And my watch is gone. 584 00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:19,263 My watch was here. I know I had my watch. 585 00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:20,915 At some point, it'll ring and we'll find them both. 586 00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:22,991 [theme music] 587 00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:31,135 [theme music] 588 00:19:31,239 --> 00:19:34,239 You know, for a guy who's being extradited 589 00:19:34,345 --> 00:19:35,235 for crimes in Thailand... 590 00:19:35,346 --> 00:19:36,306 Mm... 591 00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:37,726 ...you're pretty [bleep] weird. 592 00:19:37,831 --> 00:19:39,011 Well... 593 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,660 ...I've never been to Thailand. 594 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,147 [laughing] 595 00:19:46,254 --> 00:19:50,434 This guy, this big old guy got murdered in Thailand. 596 00:19:50,534 --> 00:19:52,954 Someone bludgeoned him and I just said 597 00:19:53,053 --> 00:19:54,193 "You know what I'm gonna do? 598 00:19:54,296 --> 00:19:56,986 "I'm just gonna-- I'm gonna confess." 599 00:19:57,092 --> 00:19:58,822 I put my hand up, and I thought 600 00:19:58,921 --> 00:20:03,271 I'll get a plane ride with drinks and gifts. 601 00:20:03,374 --> 00:20:05,484 I didn't think it was gonna go this far. 602 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,213 And here I-- Here we are. 603 00:20:07,309 --> 00:20:08,659 We was having drinks 604 00:20:08,759 --> 00:20:11,929 and he made himself happy in the bathroom 605 00:20:12,038 --> 00:20:13,628 and all this free stuff. 606 00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:15,349 And look at all these little... 607 00:20:15,455 --> 00:20:19,355 ♪ Little tiny soldiers on my armrest ♪ 608 00:20:19,459 --> 00:20:21,529 It just worked out. Mm. 609 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,503 [laughing] 610 00:20:25,603 --> 00:20:26,783 Thailand! 611 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,500 We're going to Thailand! 612 00:20:28,606 --> 00:20:31,156 And we're gonna keep that eye on you every minute. 613 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,204 - Oh, you better. - Look at this. 614 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,920 Thailand. 615 00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:37,505 [all chanting] Thailand! Thailand! Thailand! Thailand! 616 00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:39,505 Okay stop, please. Please. Quiet, okay? 617 00:20:39,617 --> 00:20:40,857 - Hi. - We-- Hi. 618 00:20:40,963 --> 00:20:42,143 You're being ejected. 619 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,141 - Huh? What? - From the plane, yes. 620 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,423 You're gonna turn this plane around? 621 00:20:46,521 --> 00:20:47,491 We're already halfway there. 622 00:20:47,591 --> 00:20:48,701 [chuckles] 623 00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:50,349 We're still on the ground, okay? 624 00:20:50,456 --> 00:20:51,556 We haven't left the gate. 625 00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:52,844 You've gone through six bottles of champagne 626 00:20:52,941 --> 00:20:54,671 in 20 minutes. 627 00:20:58,671 --> 00:20:59,571 Ooh. 628 00:20:59,672 --> 00:21:00,502 [bleep] 629 00:21:00,604 --> 00:21:01,614 Yeah. 630 00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,398 - Our bad. - Our bad. 631 00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:08,369 [trumpeting] 632 00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:11,344 And the marshal's already out there? 633 00:21:11,442 --> 00:21:12,482 Yes. 634 00:21:12,581 --> 00:21:13,691 Alright. Hang on, hang on. Look. 635 00:21:13,789 --> 00:21:15,099 Well, I will just-- 636 00:21:15,204 --> 00:21:16,214 I'm sorry, everyone. 637 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,279 I made two puppet friends. 638 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,660 - That's very nice. - From the plane. Now... 639 00:21:19,761 --> 00:21:22,561 Please exit quickly and quietly, please. 640 00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,250 I got it. I got it, okay? 641 00:21:24,352 --> 00:21:25,842 Saving the marshal a little bit of work here. 642 00:21:25,939 --> 00:21:26,979 - Alright. - Alright. 643 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:28,458 Hang on. Let me-- Let me 644 00:21:28,563 --> 00:21:29,983 grab on to the bottom of your coat. 645 00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:33,151 - Just goodbye. - Goodbye. 646 00:21:33,257 --> 00:21:34,397 I'm so sorry, everyone. 647 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,850 We'll be taking off shortly. 648 00:21:35,949 --> 00:21:37,229 - Thank you for your patience. - "The Muppet Show." 649 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,370 [laughs] 650 00:21:38,469 --> 00:21:39,439 Goodbye. 45867

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