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HOST: T o night's stars,
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O zzie Ne I s o n, Harriet Ne I s o n,
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R o ger Davis,
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and Cesare Dan o va.
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For the benefit
of those of you
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who have not visited
art lover soirees before,
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I am your guide,
host, curator.
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I introduce
the hanging goodies
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with just a few words
of explanation
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as to how we secure
them for our exhibit.
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Sometimes a loan,
sometimes a direct purchase,
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frequently a shovel.
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Tonight, we offer you
the sour fruit of
a scientist's failure.
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For there are apparently
some things that
can't be accomplished.
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And therein lies the tale
and hangs the picture
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in this,
the Night Ga Il ery.
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(ALL MURMURING SOFTLY)
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Dr. Coolidge.
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Hello. Good morning.
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Hello, Dr. Burgess.
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MAN: (SPEAKING SOFTLY)
What do you think he's up to?
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Uh, gentlemen,
I bid you welcome.
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For the benefit
of those of you
who may not know me,
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I am Henry Millikan.
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And you,
I acknowledge,
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are a collection of
some of the finest
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scientific minds
of our time.
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I'm sorry,
there weren't
more of you
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who responded
to my invitation...
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Uh, Mr. Millikan,
it's quite late.
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Do you suppose
we could get on
with it?
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Dr. Burgess,
my wife should be
here any minute.
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I am so sorry.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, I'm so
sorry darling.
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Please forgive me.
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I just forgot.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
my wife Helena.
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Dilatory but delightful.
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How do you do?
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Won't you please
sit down?
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The object you see
in the bottom
of this beaker
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is just an ordinary rock,
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taken from my front yard.
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As a matter of fact,
my wife Helena
found it for me.
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Well, actually, I brought
it in several days
after I found it.
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When Henry says
I'm dilatory...
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Now... Now darling.
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Don't worry about it.
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Almost since
the beginning
of civilization,
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man has been interested
in the transmuting of
base metals into noble ones.
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Mr. Millikan,
"the base metals
into the noble ones"?
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Aren't you talking
about alchemy?
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Uh, in a sense, yes.
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Uh, if you will
forgive us, Mr. Millikan.
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We came here ostensibly
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to witness
a scientific experiment.
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And now you tell us
that we are to be
witnesses to the...
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Making of gold.
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That's right.
Gold from rock.
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If you'll just
bear with me.
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Transmutation process
should take approximately
30 seconds.
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(SCREAMING)
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(COUGHING)
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(STAMMERING)
Gentlemen. Gentlemen.
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I'm sorry, gentlemen.
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It looks like
my experiment
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was in
the nature of a...
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Mild failure.
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The experiment,
Mr. Millikan
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has not been
a failure.
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It has served
to reinforce
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an opinion held
of you by many of us
for many, many years.
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Namely, that you
are a hybrid cross
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between
an eccentric, a charlatan
and a carnival barker!
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Whatever!
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The one thing
you are not, sir,
is a scientist!
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(STUTTERING) A little
patience, gentlemen.
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A little patience?
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A year ago, this month,
Mr. Millikan,
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you had me here to
witness a perpetual motion
machine you'd invented.
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It ran for exactly
12 seconds,
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and then
two wheels fell off.
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The year before that,
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it was a chemical
you injected into
a hamster
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that would bring back
instant youth.
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The rodent somersaulted
twice in the air
and fell dead.
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(STUTTERING)
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In the interest
of time and trouble
Mr. Millikan,
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may I suggest
to you, sir, please,
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when you draw up
the invitation list
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for your next exhibition,
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please eliminate my name.
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And mine.
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And mine as well!
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(STUTTERING)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Henry, dear.
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If at first
you don't succeed...
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Oh, don't worry.
I'll try again.
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Well, the problem
is they don't
appreciate you.
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That seems
to be the case,
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judging by
the sparsity
of the turnout.
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Oh, I'm afraid
that's mostly my fault.
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I didn't send out
most of the invitations
until much too late.
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I had them in my desk,
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and I quite forgot them.
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I was late
as usual, Henry.
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Don't worry, darling.
That's all right.
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I'm going down
to the vault to
do some work.
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Could you call me
in about two hours,
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in case I get
immersed and forget?
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Oh, and...
Would you tidy up
the room a bit?
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Oh, immediately,
Henry. Immediately!
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(LAUGHS)
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Helena, darling.
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Yes, Henry?
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What was it
you were going to do?
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What was I
going to do?
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I was uh...
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Do you mind reminding me,
Henry, darling?
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I'm so forgetful.
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You're gonna
tidy up the room,
remember, dear?
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Oh, of course.
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(SIGHS)
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Uh, Helena?
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Helena, darling?
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Yes, Henry?
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Uh, what time is it?
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(APOLOGETICALLY)
Oh, Henry.
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"Oh, Henry."
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That sweet, precious,
lovable, mindless woman!
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See, darling?
I made a fire for you.
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You didn't call me
when two hours
were up, sweetheart.
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You didn't even
call me when
four hours were up.
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Oh, I forgot.
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But I did make
a lovely fire.
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Yes, it's
a beautiful fire.
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Did you also remember
to cook dinner?
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Dinner.
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HENRY: Dar I ing, d o y o uremember what y o u saidear I ier this evening?
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HELENA:
What I said?
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Yeah, ab o utmy trying again.
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I f at first
I d o n't succeed...
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O f c o urse,my dar I ing.
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Well, that's precisely
what I'm going to do.
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Now, I had in mind
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that absolute
crowning achievement.
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A scientific theory
so totally, devastatingly
monumental,
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that I dare not even
speak about it aloud.
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And, you my darling,
you shall be a part of it.
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Oh, Henry,
I'm so undeserving.
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Nevertheless,
you're going to be
an integral part
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of an earth-shattering
triumph of man
over the elements.
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Now, do you suppose
you could remember
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to come down
to the vault
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and get me
before 1:00?
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I'll be working late
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but I'm on
the verge, Helena.
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I'm on the verge.
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By 1:00
in the morning!
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Absolutely, Henry.
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I shall be as
an alarm clock to you!
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Excellent, my darling.
Excellent!
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Oh, and one thing.
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Don't forget to
set the alarm.
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(CLOCK CHIMING)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Helena?
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Helena?
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Oh, Henry.
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What time is it?
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It's about 4:00.
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Oh, my goodness.
You said...
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It doesn't matter
a particle, my lovely.
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Not a particle.
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I have something here
that will make me famous
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and you, darling, immortal.
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Oh, that's nice, Henry.
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(MACHINE WHIRRING)
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(LIQUIDS BUBBLING)
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Uncle Henry?
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Uncle Henry?
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I'm down
in the vault, George.
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Uncle Henry,
I have to talk to you.
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Come on down, George.
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How is your Aunt Helena?
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That's what I want
to talk to you about.
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Aunt Helena is
a very sick woman.
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Oh, I don't
doubt it, George.
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Say, would you
like some wine?
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We have some
remarkable sherry.
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Sometimes, Uncle Henry,
I don't think
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the seriousness
of this is getting
across to you.
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The seriousness
of it, George?
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Uncle Henry, I'd be
doing you a disfavor
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if I didn't tell you
that Aunt Helena
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is simply
not responding
to medication.
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Her condition
is considerably
more serious
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than it was last week.
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Oh, I understand
that, George.
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Believe me, I do.
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And I completely
trust your
medical judgment.
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It's rather
a favorable comment
on my judgment.
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Young man I helped
through medical school
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turns out to be
a first rate,
jim-dandy doctor.
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Uncle Henry.
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Uncle Henry.
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Aunt Helena is dying.
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Well, I'm not
surprised, George.
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I'm not surprised at all.
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There's no question
that it's food poisoning
of some sort.
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Unfortunately,
the lab tests
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haven't been able
to classify it yet.
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Which means that we
can't come up with
a proper antidote.
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(LAUGHS)
Naturally, George!
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Because there isn't any.
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Say, are you sure,
you don't want
some wine?
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Uncle Henry.
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Don't you understand
what I'm saying to you?
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Now, Aunt Helena
is dying.
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And there isn't a thing
we can do about it.
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About her dying?
Well, obviously not, George.
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Man proposes
and God disposes.
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How long do you think
it's gonna take, George?
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She's been late
with everything
during her life.
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I suppose she'll
be late with
her dying, too.
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Good Lord, Uncle Henry.
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That's got to be
the most unfeeling...
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George!
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There are
elements here
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that are beyond
our comprehension.
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Uh, Helena darling,
don't you worry a particle.
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It'll be all over soon.
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Uncle Henry.
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Uncle Henry.
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Yes, George?
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If... If I didn't
know you better,
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if I didn't know
the kind of relationship
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that you
and Aunt Helena had...
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Uh, yes, George?
What would you think?
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I'd think...
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Well, I might even
attempt to prove
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that this very
predictable death
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was predictable,
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because it was
not accidental.
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You mean you think
I'm trying to do away
with your Aunt Helena?
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Do me an enormous favor,
Uncle Henry.
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Tell me otherwise.
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You...
You try a man, George.
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You really do.
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Uh, follow me.
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00:14:42,398 --> 00:14:44,958
Helena, darling.
Can you hear me?
256
00:14:47,269 --> 00:14:49,704
Tell George, dear.
257
00:14:49,772 --> 00:14:51,240
Tell him what
we've got planned.
258
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,601
(MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
259
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:58,876
Aunt Helena,
did Uncle Henry
give you poison?
260
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:02,942
But, you didn't
take it against
your will.
261
00:15:03,052 --> 00:15:05,248
You knew
you were taking it.
Tell him, sweetheart.
262
00:15:11,026 --> 00:15:12,085
Aunt Helena.
263
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,354
Tell me why? Why?
264
00:15:16,765 --> 00:15:21,032
Because...
Henry's going to
bring me back to life.
265
00:16:03,746 --> 00:16:04,805
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
266
00:16:05,781 --> 00:16:07,773
Now, my precious,
we begin the process
267
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:10,081
that will return you
to the living.
268
00:16:11,654 --> 00:16:13,088
GEORGE: Uncle Henry,
are you down there?
269
00:16:13,956 --> 00:16:16,516
Yeah, I'm down here with
your Aunt Helena, George.
270
00:16:16,592 --> 00:16:18,151
I'll be up directly.
271
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:26,760
Now, my darling,
272
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:30,601
precisely five minutes,
and you'll be
back with me.
273
00:16:30,806 --> 00:16:32,069
That's all it takes.
274
00:16:44,453 --> 00:16:45,978
A bit of sherry, George?
275
00:16:46,055 --> 00:16:48,047
You look as if
you could use some.
276
00:16:49,692 --> 00:16:51,422
It's a little after midnight.
277
00:16:51,493 --> 00:16:53,086
I hope
you're honoring
our bargain, George.
278
00:16:53,162 --> 00:16:54,926
Remember, you promised
not to notify anyone
279
00:16:54,997 --> 00:16:56,932
until three hours
had elapsed.
280
00:16:57,399 --> 00:16:59,163
I'm afraid I lied,
Uncle Henry.
281
00:17:00,135 --> 00:17:01,603
I called the police.
282
00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:03,605
They're on their way
here right now.
283
00:17:04,707 --> 00:17:06,903
You shouldn't have
done that, George.
284
00:17:06,976 --> 00:17:08,774
They're going to be
very annoyed.
285
00:17:08,844 --> 00:17:10,540
Uncle Henry, I think
the most essential thing
286
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,206
is that you get
yourself a lawyer.
287
00:17:12,314 --> 00:17:14,215
A lawyer?
A very good one.
288
00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:16,743
Why on earth
would I need a lawyer?
289
00:17:16,819 --> 00:17:19,118
You are going
to be charged
with homicide.
290
00:17:19,188 --> 00:17:21,521
Most likely,
first degree murder.
Do you understand?
291
00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:23,991
(LAUGHS) That's
humorous, George.
292
00:17:24,059 --> 00:17:25,925
Really,
that's very humorous.
293
00:17:26,095 --> 00:17:28,087
How can there be
a homicide without
a victim?
294
00:17:28,197 --> 00:17:29,790
There has to be
a victim.
295
00:17:32,434 --> 00:17:34,596
What do you think
that is down there
in your vault?
296
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,773
That's your
Aunt Helena
down the vault.
297
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,435
And in a few minutes,
a very few minutes,
298
00:17:40,509 --> 00:17:42,239
she's gonna come
walking up those stairs.
299
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:46,009
And, George, she'll be
very much alive.
300
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,650
All right.
Let me see her.
301
00:17:55,557 --> 00:17:56,786
Well, of course!
302
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:35,796
She is irrevocably,
303
00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:37,797
unarguably
304
00:18:39,334 --> 00:18:41,326
and unequivocally dead.
305
00:18:41,403 --> 00:18:44,168
Unequivocally,
unarguably,
306
00:18:44,506 --> 00:18:46,270
but not irrevocably, George.
307
00:18:46,341 --> 00:18:48,742
Don't you understand?
She's coming back
to life again!
308
00:18:48,811 --> 00:18:50,803
I've injected her
with my serum.
309
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:54,441
It revitalizes the heart
and the brain cells.
310
00:18:54,516 --> 00:18:56,712
It infuses life
into the dead.
311
00:18:57,186 --> 00:18:58,882
She'll be coming
back any minute.
312
00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:05,988
Darling?
313
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,160
Sweetheart, time to get up.
314
00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:12,093
Darling?
315
00:19:14,203 --> 00:19:15,432
Darling?
316
00:19:15,504 --> 00:19:18,133
Sweetheart,
time to start breathing.
317
00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:25,106
Darling, time to start
breathing again.
318
00:19:30,552 --> 00:19:31,918
Sweetheart.
319
00:19:32,788 --> 00:19:34,120
It's time.
320
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:37,252
Overdue.
321
00:19:37,326 --> 00:19:40,694
Uncle Henry, the police
are gonna be here
in just a minute now.
322
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:41,924
I don't want you
to say anything.
323
00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:43,829
You just stay silent.
I'll do all the talking.
324
00:19:43,899 --> 00:19:45,231
Let me handle it.
325
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,895
It's obviously a case
of temporary insanity,
and that's all.
326
00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:50,599
(STUTTERING)
I don't know
what happened.
327
00:19:51,006 --> 00:19:52,975
She should be
back with us...
328
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:54,634
She's not coming back!
329
00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:57,111
Now, look at her.
She's dead.
330
00:19:57,379 --> 00:19:59,143
Your serum is like
your alchemy,
331
00:19:59,214 --> 00:20:01,649
your youth elixir,
your perpetual
motion machine.
332
00:20:01,717 --> 00:20:05,313
All worthless, useless,
non-functioning.
Don't you understand?
333
00:20:07,823 --> 00:20:10,019
Do you think
this means prison, George?
334
00:20:10,092 --> 00:20:12,857
It means a hospital
for the criminally insane.
335
00:20:12,928 --> 00:20:14,021
Something of that sort.
336
00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:18,598
Something of that sort
wouldn't appeal
at all, George.
337
00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:21,300
I wouldn't care
for that at all.
338
00:20:22,938 --> 00:20:25,032
As for life without Helena...
339
00:20:28,677 --> 00:20:30,441
I'll be up in
my room, George,
340
00:20:31,046 --> 00:20:32,674
in case the police want me.
341
00:21:02,444 --> 00:21:03,605
OFFICER: Beaumont?
342
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,511
The woman is dead.
343
00:21:09,585 --> 00:21:11,451
That's what I told you
on the phone.
344
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,853
You say the poison
was administered
by her husband.
345
00:21:13,922 --> 00:21:14,946
Is that it?
346
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,855
But with extenuating
circumstances.
347
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:18,325
My uncle...
348
00:21:19,494 --> 00:21:21,258
My uncle isn't normal.
349
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:22,923
Well, is he normal enough
to put on his coat
350
00:21:22,998 --> 00:21:24,933
and come downtown with us
while we book him?
351
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,832
He'll have to get a lawyer.
352
00:21:26,902 --> 00:21:27,926
We'll explain
all that to him.
353
00:21:28,003 --> 00:21:29,528
But he'll have to
come along with us.
354
00:21:29,605 --> 00:21:31,597
The coroner's on his way
over now to take
a look at the body.
355
00:21:32,941 --> 00:21:35,376
If you'll wait here,
gentlemen, I'll get my uncle.
356
00:21:38,447 --> 00:21:39,847
Uncle Henry?
357
00:21:40,482 --> 00:21:43,418
Uncle Henry,
the police are here.
They're waiting for you.
358
00:21:43,485 --> 00:21:44,885
Uncle Henry?
359
00:21:51,026 --> 00:21:52,426
Uncle Henry?
360
00:21:53,595 --> 00:21:54,995
Uncle Henry?
361
00:22:14,116 --> 00:22:15,482
Well, where is he?
362
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,149
He's joined his wife.
363
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,151
What's that supposed
to mean, Doctor?
364
00:22:30,732 --> 00:22:32,098
My uncle is dead.
365
00:22:35,337 --> 00:22:36,737
Well, under the
circumstances,
366
00:22:36,805 --> 00:22:38,831
that's probably
all for the best.
367
00:22:40,809 --> 00:22:43,574
When the coroner comes,
tell him we'll be upstairs.
368
00:23:20,716 --> 00:23:21,706
(DOOR OPENING)
369
00:23:23,285 --> 00:23:24,776
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
370
00:23:25,587 --> 00:23:26,782
(DOOR CLOSING)
371
00:23:37,699 --> 00:23:40,601
HELENA: George, dear,
where's Henry?
372
00:23:44,973 --> 00:23:46,703
As usual, I'm late.
373
00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:49,837
(SHAKILY) No.
374
00:23:50,612 --> 00:23:51,773
No.
375
00:23:52,814 --> 00:23:53,975
No.
376
00:23:57,152 --> 00:23:58,279
(THUDDING)
377
00:23:59,888 --> 00:24:02,221
Take your positions
if you will now.
378
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:05,225
The camera's ready
and smile, please.
379
00:24:29,818 --> 00:24:32,185
WOMAN: This really is
very kind of you.
380
00:24:32,254 --> 00:24:35,691
My dear lady.
I would not have
missed it for the world.
381
00:24:35,757 --> 00:24:38,955
I shouldn't have had
the nerve to come here
alone, you know.
382
00:24:39,194 --> 00:24:41,959
They're really
quite harmless
when they're sleeping.
383
00:24:42,030 --> 00:24:43,623
How about
when they're not?
384
00:24:43,698 --> 00:24:45,291
Oh, yes, to be sure.
385
00:24:46,268 --> 00:24:47,463
Just think.
386
00:24:47,536 --> 00:24:50,665
I'll be the first
person in history
387
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:54,005
to ever photograph
a genuine vampire.
388
00:24:55,811 --> 00:24:57,279
But the coffin's empty.
389
00:25:01,016 --> 00:25:02,109
So it is.
390
00:25:02,184 --> 00:25:05,643
How can I take a picture
if the vampire's
not even here?
391
00:25:07,155 --> 00:25:08,521
But he is here.
392
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,751
He is?
393
00:25:13,295 --> 00:25:15,662
And you shall
have your photograph
just as I promised.
394
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:19,962
Cheese!
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