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"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday... Every day"
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My name is Kenji.
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This could be me
three hours from now.
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Why do I want to kill myself?
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I don't know...
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I wouldn't kill myself for the same
reasons as other suicidal people.
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Money problems.
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Broken heart.
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Hopelessness.
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No, not me.
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Many books say death is relaxing.
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Did you know that?
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No need to follow the latest trends.
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No need to keep pace
with the rest of the world.
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No more e-mail.
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No more telephone.
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It'll be like taking a nap...
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Before waking up refreshed
and ready to begin your next life.
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That's what they say.
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"This is bliss"
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Surprise!
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Present.
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But don't open it, it's mine.
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Nice place... big...
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Not bad.
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Sorry I didn't warn you I was coming.
I had a bit of an emergency.
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Got any ice?
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You don't have a TV?
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How can you live without a TV?
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You can't just read,
you'll go crazy.
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I can buy you a TV,
and DVD too.
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Ah, it's fucking hot!
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Is Bangkok traffic always this bad?
Took me almost two hours to get here.
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Can't believe you don't have a TV.
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Suicide again?
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Hanging yourself this time?
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It's too hot!
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I need a shower.
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This heat could kill you.
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Why bother with suicide?
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"Out jogging.
Don't answer the phone."
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"This is bliss"
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Kenji.
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Tea is getting cold.
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Thanks, I'm coming.
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Got to find a way
to go back to Japan.
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If not Japan, maybe Brazil.
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Japan is better,
fuck overseas.
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But here you have a brother.
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Yeah, the crazy one.
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He reads too much.
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You can't go back to Japan.
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Boss will kill you.
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But I've known him for a long time.
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He's just in a bad mood.
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A bad mood?
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You fucked his daughter!
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If you fucked my daughter,
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I'd cut your dick off
and stuff it in your mouth!
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Really?
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You've seen too many yakuza movies.
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Kenji.
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Ready to go home?
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Yes.
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Oh... Kenji.
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Ah... This is the form
for the public.
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This one is for staff.
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Sorry.
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Sorry... See you.
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Kenji.
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I'm making sushi at home tonight.
Are you free?
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Uh... I'm allergic to fish.
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Sorry... See you.
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Nid?
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- Have you seen Nid?
- She's somewhere here.
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Nid!
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Nid!
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- What?
- Let's go home.
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I can't.
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Let's go home.
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My client's still here.
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- I have to talk to you.
- About?
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The Last Lizard
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Are you Japanese?
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Are you from Japan?
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Japan...
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Japan...
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Japanese... speak?
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Stop fucking with the radio.
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Nid... stop.
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- Are you crazy?
- Take your headphones off.
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What the fuck...
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Did you fuck Jon?
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Who told you that?
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Did you fuck him?
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Jon told me everything today.
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What?
What did that dickhead tell you?
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He's a dickhead. He's shit!
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So why did you have
to fuck a shit like that?
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You couldn't leave him alone
because he's my shit, right?
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Jon's such a dickhead.
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Don't know
why you care so much about him.
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I... know...
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Japanese.
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I... Japanese...
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Japanese...
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Oh... Getting off here?
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Listen, Jon started it, not me.
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That's not the point.
The point is you're my sister.
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He's probably got his dick in some
other bitch's fanny right now.
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Get out.
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Out!
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"The lizard wakes up
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"and finds
he's the last lizard alive."
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"His family and friends
are all gone."
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"Those he didn't like,
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"those who picked on him in school,
are also gone."
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"The lizard is all alone."
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"He misses his family and friends."
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"Even his enemies."
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"It's better being with your enemies
than being alone."
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"That's what he thought."
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"Staring at the sunset,
he thinks:
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"What is the point in living
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"if I don't have anyone to talk to?"
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"But even that thought
doesn't mean anything
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"when you're the last lizard."
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Nid!
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Your car is parked out front.
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You know my crazy brother.
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Make yourself at home.
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We have a lot to catch up on, mate.
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Ice, ice, ice!
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Is this a house or a library?
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Damn, no ashtray.
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Cool place.
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You moved here for girls?
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Or boys?
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Thanks.
I'll wait till it's cold.
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00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,873
Help!
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Don't shoot, please!
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Kenji, aren't you going home?
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00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,631
Is this your bag?
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00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,275
The police thought it was mine,
as it was put in my car.
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Your bag. I come to give you.
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00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,877
Kenji, are you coming?
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Ah... you go first.
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00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,313
Thai National Anthem
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Sa-wat-dee Krap
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Sa-wat-dee Krap
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00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,679
You can speak Thai?
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00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,149
O-hayo Go-zai-masu
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00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,157
Want some pizza?
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00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,798
Not hungry, eh? Beer?
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00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,960
I know.
I saw the name card in your bag.
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00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,995
"Japanese lesson"
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Thank you.
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00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:24,875
No eat?
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00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:33,438
What are you staring at?
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00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,154
Are you washing dishes?
Don't.
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00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:22,632
Do you want to go home?
I can drop you.
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I - drive - you - home.
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00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,636
You sure?
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00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,432
Don't burn my house down.
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00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,632
Nothing.
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00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:12,596
My sister's name... Nid.
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I am home...
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00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:51,592
Who the fuck are you?
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00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,676
What are you doing there?
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00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:05,079
Get Noi on the phone...
Noi! Noi!
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00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,400
Hello? Hello?
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00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,791
What are you doing?
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How dare you come in here?
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Get out.
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Get the fuck out!
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00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,877
Why did you leave me alone, Nid?
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Hey, did you see a Japanese guy?
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00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,831
What are you doing?
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I bought you some sushi.
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Fucking expensive.
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OK, I know you're sorry.
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You don't speak much Thai?
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Thank you.
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00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,272
Good luck.
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00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,912
I don't want.
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- Thank you.
- I thought you didn't want any more.
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Too expensive.
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00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,916
I'm full.
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00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,190
Then stop eating.
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00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:02,719
Never mind.
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00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:09,676
No problem.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 5... 5.
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You are very pretty.
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00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:37,598
Thank you.
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00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:51,358
I'm studying Japanese.
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00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:54,512
Really?
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I'm going to Japan.
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Where in Japan?
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Osaka.
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When?
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Soon... Monday.
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00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,519
This Monday?
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00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,078
Same work I do here.
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00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:58,393
Really?
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00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:29,673
Hello...
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00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,391
Nothing...
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Just a friend.
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Friend, understand?
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00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,875
No, don't come.
I am going out.
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00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:47,515
Why do I have to tell you everything?
This is my life!
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If you want to talk shit,
don't call any more.
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00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:03,472
No go home?
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00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,831
This house is very dirty.
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00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,797
You want to stay, stay.
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Go to hell.
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1,375 baht.
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00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:05,191
Why am I cleaning the house
when I'm leaving in a few days?
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I knew it...
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The bitch blew me off this morning.
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Now, go back down and blow.
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00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:14,155
Watch your teeth!
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00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,915
Two dead people inside.
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00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:57,720
We should clean your house then.
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00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:58,394
Did you fart?
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01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:04,953
You fart?
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01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:06,672
You fart?
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01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:07,915
Not me!
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01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,112
That hurts...
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01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,550
Let's go home.
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01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,349
Hey, Jap boy!
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01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:53,478
Hey, Jap boy!
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01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:55,352
Are you upstairs?
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01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:01,034
Jap boy.
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Nid, I'm sorry.
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01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:34,229
Thanks for cleaning the house.
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01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,554
Thanks, for the house.
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01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:42,272
You're welcome.
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01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,436
Tomorrow we'll do the laundry.
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01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:51,669
Bon Appetit.
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01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:09,555
That brat did!
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01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:06,711
Hey, come sit here.
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01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:41,550
You saw my book, in the bag?
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01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:43,399
What?
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01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:49,830
Er... two days ago,
my book... in my bag.
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01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:52,233
What book?
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01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:59,390
Children's book, about a lizard.
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01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:04,394
Japanese cartoon...
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in my bag.
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01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:35,399
Hey!
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01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:37,636
You need woman?
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01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:52,559
Here are my father's clothes.
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01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:19,559
What do you want?
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01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:23,514
You had Japanese for dinner
last night?
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01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:27,958
Are you fucking him right now?
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01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:30,153
Fuck your mother!
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01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:33,238
Come on, I miss you.
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01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:35,993
I don't miss you.
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01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:39,438
But what if I miss you?
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01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:41,913
Go fuck yourself, then.
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01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:45,032
Come on, don't be rude, darling.
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Go to hell, arsehole!
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01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:57,755
Let's go together, then.
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I told you.
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01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:06,513
Don't be rude!
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01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:21,677
This'll teach you some manners.
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01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:33,830
So, this is your new fuck?
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01:15:36,440 --> 01:15:39,398
You'll be sorry...
Fucking Jap!
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01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:00,396
Bon Appetit.
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01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:01,796
I'm not taking it to Japan.
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I give you licence, too.
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01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:36,270
It doesn't look like you.
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01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,514
Don't laugh... it's you now.
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01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:49,592
You drive me to airport
on Monday, OK?
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It's a good car...
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01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:10,278
Amazing.
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01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:39,791
You smell.
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01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:42,593
Really?
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- You should take a bath.
- OK, I will.
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01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:15,632
Goodbye, Nid.
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01:24:54,960 --> 01:24:57,315
This is papaya salad.
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Delicious?
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01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:36,277
- I have present for you.
- Present?
283
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:38,993
Close your eyes...
284
01:25:39,120 --> 01:25:41,076
And turn around.
285
01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:13,759
Thank you.
286
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:15,199
You're welcome.
287
01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:30,712
My first time airplane.
288
01:26:31,440 --> 01:26:33,476
You many times?
289
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:35,319
Two, three times.
290
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:41,230
When you go to Osaka again?
291
01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:44,191
I don't know.
292
01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:21,509
You want to see me again?
293
01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:22,789
Yes.
294
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:25,353
When?
295
01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:29,512
One day.
296
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:54,428
Kansai International Airport, Osaka
297
01:28:01,840 --> 01:28:04,718
- Just one bag, Sir?
- Yeah.
298
01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:08,279
We're only going to kill someone,
299
01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:09,833
then come right back.
300
01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:18,390
Hope you're not hijacking
the plane...
301
01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:23,110
Don't worry, we're not Arabs.
302
01:28:26,080 --> 01:28:28,640
Here are your boarding passes.
303
01:28:28,760 --> 01:28:31,957
Your gate number is 69.
304
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:34,835
Have a pleasant flight, Sir.
305
01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:39,030
Er... Mr Tajima, you're very funny.
306
01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:42,629
Hey, young lady...
307
01:28:44,040 --> 01:28:46,508
You have some seaweed stuck
in your teeth.
308
01:30:45,240 --> 01:30:46,992
Are you Kenji?
309
01:32:25,360 --> 01:32:26,952
Good day, Sir.
310
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:29,149
Good day.
311
01:33:22,160 --> 01:33:23,354
What the fuck?
312
01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:07,514
Are you Kenji?
313
01:34:50,040 --> 01:34:52,508
Get me a beer, I'm thirsty.
314
01:35:02,320 --> 01:35:03,878
Excuse me.
315
01:35:50,320 --> 01:35:51,514
Freeze!
316
01:35:56,280 --> 01:35:57,554
Kenji?
317
01:36:45,880 --> 01:36:49,509
"This is bliss"
318
01:39:13,960 --> 01:39:16,520
Noi, someone's here to see you.
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