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- Oh shit, sorry, my
name's Jason Severn.
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I'm single, I got a 10 inch--
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John wanted me to film
our, say something
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about our trip, I mean our boys
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weekend, my winnings,
so here I am.
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It's gonna be a
good time because
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we don't really see
each other often,
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everybody has their
own lives, so I think
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this is a way of
bringing us all together.
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And...
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That's it.
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All right, so here's the plan.
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We're waiting for
Mike, Conrad, and Todd.
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Boys weekend up
north, fuck yeah.
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- Get lost, man.
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Do you mind?
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- What are we
bringing, tech man?
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What and why.
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- Why?
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A source experiment
of man in the wild
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all the while keeping a watchful
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eye on what is going around us.
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We have the remote
control, we have flashes,
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and motion activated
control camera.
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- You're such
a good wife Laura,
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letting John go away
to have a guys weekend.
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It shows such trust.
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- Well I trust him, not
sure about you though.
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What do you wanna drink?
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- Whatever as long as
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it's cold or hot, so, so hot.
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I think this weekend footage,
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we're all going
to Hell from here.
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- Here, get your
hand around this
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before you grip something else.
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- Come on,
that's not nice.
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- All right, my name
is Inigo Montoya.
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You had sex with my papi.
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Prepare to die.
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Who is anybody?
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We don't know who we are.
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Come on, man.
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I'm an architect.
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All right, all right,
all right, my name
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is Mike, but my
friends call me...
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Mike.
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One, there will be
beer and ridiculous
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amounts of alcohol
consumed, and two,
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there's no women,
there's no women.
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Jason, welcome to Sausagestock!
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- All right,
so who do we got here?
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- Conrad, what's up?
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- All right
Conrad, tell us
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a little about yourself,
what do you do?
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- What do I do?
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I'm a baseball player.
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- Oh you're
a baseball player,
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aren't you a gay shortstop
in the rainbow league?
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- You can go fuck yourself.
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You're taking us
camping somewhere.
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I don't know, I'm just
here for the ride.
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- Okay, well are
you excited at least?
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- I mean it should
be good right?
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Weekend with the boys, why not?
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- You look tired.
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- It was a long
night, all right?
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I just wanna fucking
get in the car,
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I don't wanna see
Todd's dumb ass.
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- Was she good,
you never told me.
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- No, it was a good time.
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- Yeah?
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- But Todd probably doesn't
know, he might, but it was good.
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- I'm Todd Custer,
I've known you
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dickheads for too
long and figured
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I'd come on this camping trip to
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look out for you guys,
someone's got to,
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and I'm a city guy,
but I'm a nature
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guy too and I like to go out in
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nature and live with
it, live amongst it,
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but you know what's more fun is
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going against it,
man against nature.
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Sometimes that's the
most exciting stuff,
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and you gotta take chances and
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that's what I'm willing to do.
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Case in point, going
camping with you dickheads.
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I'm a small claims
lawyer, and I know
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a lot of people
haven't heard of a
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small claims lawyer,
but they exist,
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I'm one of them, so
obviously I exist.
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Before that I ran a
bunch of daycares.
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Kids are cool, we need them.
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I also made a lot
of money, you'd be
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surprised how much
parents are willing
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to dish out so you can just put
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their kids in front
of a television all
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day and feed them
crackers, it's amazing.
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Do we have to talk about
that, fuck, seriously?
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Honestly, I thought we
were having fun here.
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- I'm just--
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- I thought we were
having fun, man.
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- I know,
I'm just asking.
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- We're gonna have fun,
fuck him, just forget
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about talking about
this, move on.
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- Yeah,
as much as you want.
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Asswipe.
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- All right,
let's get 'er done.
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- We've been traveling
for days now.
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I'm sure we're not gonna
make it out here alive.
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I fear for our lives.
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God help us.
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God help us!
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- Sleep, Conrad.
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Sleep, Conrad.
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Sleep, Conrad.
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Sleep.
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time, chick pretty
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partner, a lot of
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like they
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Chevy thing, top back
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- Bomb brothers.
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Hey Jas, what's the deal
with Todd and Conrad?
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- Don't you know,
I thought you knew.
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- No man, I
know nothing about it.
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I see the guy
maybe twice a year.
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- Look, I don't know if I should
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be saying this on
tape, you know the
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guys are gonna see it at some
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stage and it'll look pretty bad.
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- Who cares, you
can edit that out later.
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What's the scoop?
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- Todd recently found out that
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Conrad slept with
his wife years ago.
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- No shit, while
they were together?
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- No no no no, long
before that but it
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doesn't sit too wee
has issues with it.
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Imagine
fuck your wife.
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- Fuck you.
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Shit man, that's rough.
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Don't blame him, man.
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How come no one told me?
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- Don't ,
here, let's go.
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I won this off some Indian
dude in a poker game.
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I was into it for five grand.
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He had no cash,
had nothing right?
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He his
forfeit, he pulls out
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this deed, must've
been his nest egg,
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his last resort to save his ass.
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Fuck that, you weren't there,
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it's legit, trust me, man.
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The road map matches
the map and all we
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gotta do is match the
symbols to the road signs.
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I got a retirement plan, man.
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It's all too fucking sweet.
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- Hey man.
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- Hey, what's up man?
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- You mind
if I videotape you?
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- Yeah, sure.
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- I know
it sounds creepy,
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we're doing this road
trip documentary type
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thing, we're going up to
a place called Gitaskog.
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- Nice, I'm actually
on my way up
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there, gonna be up with
a couple of buddies.
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- No shit.
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- Yeah.
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- Right on.
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- What are you guys
going up there for?
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- We have a
buddy of ours that
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got some land,
we're gonna check it
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out, do some camping,
what about you?
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- I don't know,
just gonna up there,
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do a little spiritual healing.
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Have the weekend off.
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- Nice, a
little spiritual
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healing, got us
some help with that.
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Hey man, well we'll give
you a shout if we see you.
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- All right, bro, for sure.
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- Take it easy, man.
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What's that, we got ourselves
a real estate tycoon?
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- I wouldn't say
that, .
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- What's
going on here, guys?
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We should probably
get out of here
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soon, I'm getting
tired and it smells.
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- That's it?
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That's your binding contract?
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What a waste of time.
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- Hey, get off, Todd.
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- Oh man.
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- That's the place
you're taking us?
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Man, this better not be
a waste of time, dude.
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- It's legit, trust me, man.
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This is how they do this in
the Northern Indian Reserve.
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Anyway, let's get
going 'cause I don't
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wanna get this weekend
to run away on us.
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on the left hand side
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on the left hand side
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- Sleep, wake up.
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- He's sleeping now.
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- He's sleeping.
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- He's sleeping, yeah.
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- You're
lucky this time.
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- Pass 'round and drag
the spliff here now.
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- You guys have any
idea how close we are?
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- We're lost.
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- We are lost.
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- No shit.
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- Yup.
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- Well this place
looks pretty cool.
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- Hey, moose antlers, maybe they
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got moose meat on the menu.
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- All I know is they better
have some decent food.
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- Better have beer,
that's all that matters.
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- Thank you, Todd.
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- Thanks, asshole.
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Cut the fucking camera.
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- Dude, you finished already?
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You're eating way too fast, man.
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- Bad for the digestion, bro.
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- Look who's talking.
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- Speaking of which,
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where you been buddy, .
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- Oh man, just sank
the Titanic in there.
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Hope this place has insurance.
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- I doubt it.
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Looks like a real native joint,
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I don't think they go
for things like that.
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- Yeah, probably right.
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Typical Injun shit.
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- Hey man, watch how you say
things around here, dude.
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And get your own fucking fries.
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- Hey guys, check out the
old Indian dude over there.
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Chief Dan George.
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- You've done it now man.
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- Shut the fuck up, shut the
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fuck up, shut the fuck up.
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- .
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- Are you guys done?
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- Yeah yeah, we're
done, we're done,
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we're done, we're done, thanks.
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- Maybe I can grab
you guys some beer?
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- No no no no no, no
thanks, we actually
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gotta be hitting the road, we're
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trying to find
Gitaskog Lake actually.
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- Is it around here?
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- Yeah, yeah, big
lake, can't miss it.
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Not far from here, just
off the 406 highway.
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Anyway, I'll get you your bill.
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- Thanks.
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- That thing isn't filming--
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- Come on guys, we
could've stayed there
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a lot longer, I was
having a lot of fun.
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- Are you kidding me,
did you hear the vibe in
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there, you felt it man,
you were not loved.
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- You guys nuts, we were
not welcomed in there.
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- Man, you could've
cut it with a knife.
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- Yeah, more like a tomahawk.
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- Anyway, we're getting
pretty close right?
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- Yup.
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- Set up camp when we get there
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and you can eat all your want.
260
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,509
There's some
chocolate bars in the
261
00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,444
meantime if you
can't wait that long.
262
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:45,946
- Hey, hey guys!
263
00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,681
- What, we .
264
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,917
- No, is that camera on?
265
00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:52,285
- No no, he turned it off.
266
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,553
- Look, I didn't wanna mention
267
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,055
this back there,
but if I were you
268
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:58,792
guys, where you're
going, I wouldn't go.
269
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,828
- Why's that?
270
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,730
- You guys are gonna
think this is some
271
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:07,067
Indian myth mumbo jumbo,
but that land is sacred.
272
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,169
Especially at this time of year.
273
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,437
- We respect that man, we're not
274
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:13,006
here to desecrate
the land or anything.
275
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,308
- Why's their land so important
at this particular time?
276
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,744
- You won't believe me, you'll
277
00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,746
think it's some
crazy Indian talk.
278
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,647
But to my people, especially the
279
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:23,483
elders, they take
it very serious.
280
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:25,786
It's called The Lake
of The Gitaskog.
281
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:26,754
- Yeah, so?
282
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,923
- Gitaskog is a
creature that my people,
283
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:33,593
the Algonquin people,
said once roamed the lake.
284
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:34,995
Well with the
coming of the white
285
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,998
man, she fled to the bottom.
286
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,366
But every couple generations she
287
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,035
comes back to feed and to spawn.
288
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:48,441
My people, they worship
but fear the Gitaskog.
289
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,044
- That's a great story and all,
290
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,781
but with all due
respect, we don't
291
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:57,084
really believe in such
things, all right?
292
00:11:57,084 --> 00:12:00,954
I'm hoping to do more than
just some weekend camping.
293
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,791
I have a deed for
some property up here,
294
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,827
I might make it more
of a regular thing.
295
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,261
- What deed?
296
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:11,198
No one man owns any land here.
297
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,066
It's all government owned.
298
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,068
This land is sacred.
299
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:19,339
- Trust me my friend, we
got it from one of your own.
300
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:22,109
Anyways, thanks
for the heads up.
301
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,344
- You're making a big mistake!
302
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,847
- Yeah, cheers, kemosabe,
but you know what?
303
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,049
I think we'll take our chances.
304
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,152
- Thanks for the chow
bud, burgers were great!
305
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:32,986
Peace!
306
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,223
- You don't believe
that shit, do you Jas?
307
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,657
- I don't even think
the Indian dude
308
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,227
believes it man, he
seemed a bit embarrassed.
309
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,830
It's a free country, let
them have their beliefs
310
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,264
and we have our
own, and fuck it,
311
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,467
we own this place just
as much as they do.
312
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,837
He was trying to spook us out.
313
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,973
- 50 bucks on anybody
that spots the beastie.
314
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,843
- Fuck that, you get it on film,
you can ask your own price.
315
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:58,078
Ogopogo jackpot, bitches.
316
00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,579
- Ogopogo?
317
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,348
- Yeah, fucktard,
where you been?
318
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,715
Canadian Loch Ness Monster.
319
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,417
- Look, fucking that's in BC.
320
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,487
- Hey Edinburgh, don't
steal my fucking line.
321
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,322
- Jason, do you have any
idea where we're going?
322
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:13,493
- Yeah, I think I pretty
much have it figured out.
323
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,742
- I swear guys, it should be
fucking right around here.
324
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,078
- Jas, face it man, you suck at
325
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,913
reading maps, let me
have a crack at it.
326
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,781
- Look, you can have
a map of my crack.
327
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,383
Look, I'll find the damn place.
328
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:37,750
- Hey hey hey, I
say we still have
329
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,352
enough time to head
back to the city
330
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,354
and find ourselves
a nice .
331
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,890
- You know I'm down with that.
- Yeah yeah yeah.
332
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,324
- We can do that any old time,
333
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,426
this weekend's about
doing something different.
334
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,361
- Different my ass,
you just came out here
335
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,430
to stake out your bogus
real estate claim.
336
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,431
- Yeah, no shit.
337
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,966
- It ain't bogus.
338
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,468
- Isn't it a deed to
Sitting Bull Summer Resort?
339
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,970
- More like Sitting Bullshit.
340
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,507
- Fuck, does anybody got bars?
341
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,075
- Fuck no, I have no signal.
342
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,977
I have nothing.
343
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,379
- I got it, let's fucking go.
344
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,725
- We're lost again.
345
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,227
Guys, we're lost again!
346
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,694
- Lost.
347
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,362
- Guys, it should
be right around here.
348
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,296
- I'm done.
349
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,797
Fuck this.
350
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:28,668
- Yo, I saw a marking,
let's fucking go.
351
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:29,937
Oh check that out.
352
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:30,938
Check that out.
353
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,072
- What the hell?
354
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,473
- Easy,
Christopher Columbus.
355
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,375
- Fucking right, man.
356
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,843
- Dude,
that looks creepy.
357
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,146
- Hey, don't
touch that shit, John!
358
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,214
- Woo, we found it, fuck!
359
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,482
- The fuck is that?
360
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,951
- I can't believe
we found it John.
361
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:44,851
Watch yourself, eh buddy?
362
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,220
- Dudes, this is creepy.
363
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,289
- That means we're close.
364
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,824
- Watch it, Johnny.
365
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,060
- Hurry up,
you're complaining
366
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:57,064
so much you guys are
moving like slowpokes!
367
00:14:57,064 --> 00:15:01,268
- I don't know man, I
got a bad feeling about this.
368
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,371
- Easy, easy.
- I'm fine, I'm fine.
369
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:07,840
- We don't know what .
370
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,809
- He was fucking right
for a change, man.
371
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:10,810
- I don't know man.
372
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:11,644
- Right?
373
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,579
- Wrong.
374
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,581
I don't know, this is creepy.
375
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,782
- Jason, my man, you came
376
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,985
through, you came
through, look at this.
377
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,988
It's not a resort, but it'll do.
378
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:21,989
You came through, bro.
379
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,223
- Quit your fucking whining.
380
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,525
Who knew gambling
would've paid off right?
381
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,461
- Hey check this out,
fucking barbecue.
382
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,263
Natives are getting modern.
383
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,132
- Hey, dibs on the upper bunk.
384
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,666
- Me too man, me too,
385
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:37,070
- Hey, look at the
fucking lake, man.
386
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,071
It's unreal.
387
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,672
- Look at
that, beautiful.
388
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:40,507
- Beautiful.
389
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,341
- Woo!
390
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,077
- Yo, swimming boys?
391
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,179
- Down to the river.
392
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,014
- Faggot!
393
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:55,288
- Oh shit, check out
this fucking cliff.
394
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,223
- Did you guys manage to
395
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,790
get a signal yet or what?
396
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,326
- Who cares, we're
in the wild man.
397
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:02,895
- Nada for me, come
on, let's dance!
398
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,731
- John, you getting this?
399
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,367
- I'm getting
it, I'm getting it.
400
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,669
Okay, let me get
a good shot here.
401
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,171
- Oh the humanity!
402
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,642
- Check this shit out.
403
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,476
Woooo!
404
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,180
- Waaah!
405
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:26,853
- get
that back front flip.
406
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,058
- Hey put that
camera down and get
407
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:35,228
the fuck in here,
get your !
408
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,550
- Holy shit John, you got
a bunch of tech shit, eh?
409
00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,687
- Seriously, don't
mess it up, man.
410
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,988
- Is that waterproof?
411
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:04,624
- Yeah, so
it's not waterproof.
412
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,560
- Yeah I know, I was trying
to hop it for awhile.
413
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,430
- All right guys, I'm
gonna here.
414
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,165
- Hey Conrad, how
you holding up?
415
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,400
I know the only
fucking pools you have
416
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,602
in the hood were created
by fire hydrants.
417
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,573
- Yeah real funny,
fucking Patrick Duffy.
418
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,610
- Where do you even pull that
shit from man, .
419
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:24,777
- We got plenty of TVs
420
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,446
in the hood, get educated, fool.
421
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,448
- Whatever, dude.
422
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,651
- Hey, fucking dickhead!
423
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,186
- No manners, eh?
424
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,288
Doesn't have any
country lake etiquette.
425
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:44,564
, man.
426
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:48,601
- It's what you
call the wilderness, boys.
427
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:51,538
- Whoa, something
just went by my leg.
428
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,940
- Man, it's probably
your imagination, chill.
429
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,875
- Someone or something?
430
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,146
- Something just
went by my leg again.
431
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,913
- Bro, it's probably
Mark just hamming it up.
432
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,183
You're creeping me out,
enough of that shit.
433
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:07,720
- How often do you hold
your fucking breath for?
434
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,055
- Not this long.
435
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,766
- What the fuck?
436
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,600
Fuck!
437
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,171
- What the fuck?
438
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,372
- Jay!
439
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,240
- Where
the fuck did he go?
440
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,341
- Jay!
441
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,510
- What the fuck--
442
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:33,613
- Trophy!
443
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,584
- Fucking assholes.
444
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,418
Fuck!
445
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,921
- Now you're nature boy!
446
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,195
- Woo!
447
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:51,030
Look, here he comes,
Jas, come and get it!
448
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,299
Come and get it!
449
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,566
- Give me my
fucking shorts back!
450
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,002
- It says extra
large but small pouch!
451
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,004
- Little baby!
452
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,039
- Look, they're gonna catch a
fucking Gitaskog right here.
453
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,040
- Go fuck yourselves.
454
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,342
Give me my fucking--
455
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,477
- Go, go, get
out of here !
456
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:07,680
Ow, fucker!
457
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:15,955
- Holy shit,
this is a fucking
458
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,591
pretty cool place
you got here, Jas.
459
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:19,992
So fucking lucky.
460
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,262
Jesus, you know what, I'm gonna
461
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:25,432
fucking call you
Horseshoe Poker Bitch.
462
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,101
- You gonna do any work?
463
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,237
- Uh, fuck you.
464
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,538
- Oh yeah, fuck me?
465
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,005
Fuck you.
- Watch it, man.
466
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,474
- Fuck, you're
gonna break John's camera.
467
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,108
- Yeah, and I'm gonna
break your fucking jaw.
468
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,044
- Idiot.
469
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,746
- You're a little pussy,
you know that right?
470
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,113
- You're a pussy.
471
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,048
- Yeah?
472
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:42,982
I'm a pussy, who's got the
473
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,484
fucking ammo in their hands?
474
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,618
- Keep working.
475
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:46,519
- Oh buddy.
476
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,090
I invited you to my place.
477
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,426
You better shut the fuck up.
478
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,975
- It's pretty and all
up here man, but Jason,
479
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,543
there's nothing to
fucking do up here.
480
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,644
- I fucking like it, man.
481
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:12,912
- There's no
restaurants, no shops.
482
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,914
- I fucking like it
man, it's tranquil.
483
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,349
- Screw tranquil
man, you spend more
484
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,417
than a week up here you'll be
485
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,218
fucking bored out of your mind.
486
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,721
- Man, this is a
fucking goldmine
487
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,356
waiting to happen
to man, and it can,
488
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:26,559
it fucking can be .
- Gold!
489
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,960
- No, shut the
fuck up, and by the
490
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,562
time I retire, it'll be fucking
491
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,163
booming with new
development, it'll be
492
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,566
the new fucking Spring
Break destination.
493
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,501
- Spring Break?
494
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:35,802
- Yeah, Spring Break.
495
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,370
- An old
and young bitches.
496
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,771
What a guy, fucking crazy.
- You know, whatever man,
497
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,807
I'll be fucking rich,
and for ladies it's
498
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,309
not about the bulge in front of
499
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,511
your pants, thanks fucking God,
500
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:47,780
it's about the bulge
in your back pocket.
501
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,316
- Well we've seen
both your bulges
502
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,817
and you ain't going
anywhere, buddy.
503
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,018
- Yeah, all right.
504
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,520
- Whoa, you almost
stepped on this fucking,
505
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,388
now look at this rock,
look at this fucking rock.
506
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,023
This is a skimming rock.
507
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,291
- What a fucking clown.
508
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,360
- This is the holy grail
of all fucking rocks.
509
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,694
- You're a fucking idiot.
510
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,929
- I fucking--
511
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,631
- You're skipping in
a fucking current!
512
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,466
You fucking dumb shit!
513
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,635
- Get this rock on film because
514
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,969
you're not gonna
this rock ever again.
515
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,070
- Watch this moron go.
516
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,605
- Ready?
517
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,408
- One, one, one in
a fucking river.
518
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,809
- Well what's your
fucking record?
519
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:17,944
- 12, 12.
520
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:18,778
- 12.
521
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:19,612
Fucking .
522
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,414
- Fuck you man.
523
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,783
- It could've
been better.
524
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,585
- Once you clear
this fucking brush,
525
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:26,786
it's gonna be cottage, cottage,
526
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,054
cottage, money--
527
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,822
- Who the fuck's gonna
build a cottage here?
528
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,624
Whoa whoa whoa, check it
out man, human sighting.
529
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,826
- There you go Jas,
your first new neighbor.
530
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,027
- Fuck that.
531
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:35,962
- Careful Jason, looks
532
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,229
like a bit of a weirdo to me.
533
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:40,132
- Hey old
man, anything biting?
534
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,468
Oh look at you.
535
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,936
- No, nothing biting today.
536
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,372
- Is the fishing normally good
537
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:48,040
up here, are you
local or just loco?
538
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,843
- Not a local as such, I
come up from time to time.
539
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:51,744
- Yeah?
540
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,446
- You filming a movie?
541
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,748
- No, no, not a movie.
542
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,017
- Ah tourists, hey you care for
543
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,986
a lipper, it'll get you dizzy.
544
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,388
- No, no, we're good.
- No man, I'm trying
545
00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:03,556
to cut back actually.
546
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:04,957
- You go
dancing in those boots?
547
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,225
- Have you seen the lady?
548
00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:07,226
- The lady?
549
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:08,160
- Lady?
550
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,562
- Yeah, the lady of the lake.
551
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,498
- Yeah, the
lady of the lake.
552
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,933
- She's a beauty, flirts
with me all the time.
553
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,402
- Well you're a beauty.
554
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,303
- Rocking with
that shirt you got on here.
555
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:18,571
- But I don't bite.
556
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:19,839
- No no, why would you,
557
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,274
your standards are
higher than that.
558
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,511
- She entices me all the time.
559
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,178
- I'm sure she does.
560
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,614
- But I won't be pulled in.
561
00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:28,581
- No no.
562
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,016
- Kinda immune to her now.
563
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,752
- Yeah, and
Jesus is Croatian.
564
00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:34,554
- She'd be more after a--
565
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,055
- Whoa, hey buddy.
- Whoa!
566
00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:37,424
- Young fella like you.
567
00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:39,158
- We'll just
leave you to it.
568
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:40,593
You keep searching
for that lady!
569
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,429
- Yeah, you keep
doing that, .
570
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,764
- I don't know if it's that
lady you're searching for!
571
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,799
- He's still
looking at us, man.
572
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,535
- See that, that
was fucking creepy.
573
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,803
- Yeah, very creepy.
574
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,940
Still looking at us guys.
575
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:55,942
- Is he still fucking looking?
576
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,477
- He's looking at us.
577
00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:58,945
Queer.
578
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,614
- Hey, get some sleep!
579
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:03,215
- You know you can
never be too sure.
580
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,251
This way while we sleep
we take note of what
581
00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:09,321
animals are watching or
coming close to our camp.
582
00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:15,161
- How many of
these do you got John?
583
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:16,162
- Just two man.
584
00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:17,296
- Just two, really?
585
00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:18,130
- Yup.
586
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,137
Just gonna turn this one on.
587
00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:43,790
- See this,
this is something
588
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:45,257
you never get in the city.
589
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:48,360
Beautiful sunset,
trees, quiet water.
590
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,766
Man, it's so pretty.
591
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,035
Look at that.
592
00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:58,638
Quiet, calm.
593
00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:02,709
What the fuck?
594
00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:05,144
What the hell, what was that?
595
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,382
You boys ain't gonna believe it.
596
00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,084
- What happened, ?
597
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:14,353
Toss it on the fire, man.
598
00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:16,322
- No no no, I got it on tape.
599
00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:17,156
- Oh yeah.
600
00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:18,257
- .
601
00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:20,326
- Trust me, it's huge.
602
00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:23,329
Big fucking, you look
for yourselves assholes.
603
00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:24,564
Where's John?
604
00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:27,567
- He's getting
to know nature 101.
605
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:29,435
- That's fucking gross.
606
00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:31,237
- All right, let's have
a look at the footage.
607
00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:32,772
Let's check this shit out.
608
00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,306
- Look at this shit.
609
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,708
Fucking look at this.
610
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,209
- You're fucking
had them going man.
611
00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:38,377
- Look at this.
612
00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:40,079
- That's a fucking
lake trout or pike man,
613
00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:42,214
those fucking bastards
are huge in this area.
614
00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:44,083
Why do you think this
fucking lake is so protected?
615
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,317
- Come take a look at this.
616
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,385
- Chill, let me take the
617
00:24:46,385 --> 00:24:47,554
fucking camera, shut the fuck up
618
00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:49,722
and put the cam down, let's go.
619
00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:51,991
- Look at this, right here.
620
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,125
- I don't know man.
621
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,360
- Right here.
622
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:55,294
- Shut the fuck
up, I don't know,
623
00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:56,328
it could be a rift in the tide
624
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,698
or the maybe.
625
00:24:58,698 --> 00:24:59,932
I don't know, it'd
be pretty cool to
626
00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:02,569
post it on net, add
some fuel to ol' myth.
627
00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:03,736
But otherwise from that--
628
00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:05,872
- You guys are fucking blind!
629
00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,106
- We're blind, you're retarded.
630
00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:09,441
- It's a fucking
genuine Gitaskog.
631
00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:13,212
- Hombres, if there is
something out there,
632
00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:16,916
I promise you it'll be
buenos tardes, amigos.
633
00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:19,485
- The fuck did you
bring that for, Todd?
634
00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:21,854
- Why do you have a gun?
635
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,222
Whoa whoa, hey.
636
00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:25,925
- What, what what what?
637
00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:27,960
- Why do you have a gun?
638
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,461
- It's a shotgun.
639
00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:31,764
- No shit asshole, why
do you have a shotgun?
640
00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:35,201
- Yeah seriously
Todd, what is that?
641
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,603
- It's a shotgun.
642
00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:40,472
- Yeah, no fucking
shit, but what
643
00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:42,942
are you bringing it
here for, Sundance?
644
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:45,712
- We're in nature, it's
a legitimate sport.
645
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:46,913
- Hunting?
646
00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:47,847
Are you out of
your fucking mind?
647
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:49,215
- It's a legitimate sport.
648
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:50,783
- Get the fuck outta
here with that.
649
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:52,384
- There's no fucking
sport in that, all right?
650
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,385
Like it's a challenge to kill
651
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,187
some deer with a fucking gun.
652
00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:56,623
Where's the fucking bag?
653
00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:58,157
- It's in the bunk, man.
654
00:25:58,157 --> 00:25:59,425
- You're a retard.
655
00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:01,327
- Hey, we're in nature,
it's a legitimate sport.
656
00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:03,295
- Legitimate sport my ass.
657
00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,798
- Hey, when in the woods
you do as the natives do.
658
00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:07,099
- A legitimate
sport's UFC, you want
659
00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:09,168
me to kick your fucking
ass all over here?
660
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,369
- Whatever, man.
661
00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:11,638
You'll be crying,
you'll be crying when
662
00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:12,872
you're out of liquor
and you have no money
663
00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:15,341
and you need me to go
rob the liquor store.
664
00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:16,743
I ain't doing it for you.
665
00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,410
- Keep fucking drinking.
666
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:19,478
- You're fucking hammered.
667
00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:21,714
- Flabby
Gabby over here.
668
00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:25,885
- Flabby Gabby, where'd the
fuck did you get that from?
669
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,656
- It's fucking hot man.
670
00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:31,223
- Hey John.
671
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,426
Come on man, this is
the life, you know.
672
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,494
- It's good, dude.
673
00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:37,764
- Some good beer and smoke.
674
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,166
Just the boys.
675
00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:43,402
- You know what?
676
00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:45,872
We gotta do this
more often, man.
677
00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:49,776
- This is what happens
when life moves forward.
678
00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:52,111
- What?
679
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,681
- I don't know man,
you get married,
680
00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:57,383
you get a job,
have fucking kids.
681
00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,153
- That's life
buddy, that's life.
682
00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:03,923
- And the next thing you
know you're fucking old.
683
00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:05,124
- You're gone, man.
684
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,994
- Yeah, you don't got
time for the boys.
685
00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,095
- Boys?
686
00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:10,496
Fuck, we could use a few chicks.
687
00:27:10,496 --> 00:27:11,731
- Yeah, definitely
need some chicks.
688
00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:12,832
- I won't disagree with that,
689
00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:14,300
it's a bit of a sausage fest.
690
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,434
- All right, why don't you go
691
00:27:15,434 --> 00:27:16,869
over there and
fucking jerk off man?
692
00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:18,137
- Maybe I will.
693
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:19,972
- Shut the fuck up
man, see, a chick,
694
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:23,710
a chick would ruin the
whole fucking dynamic.
695
00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:26,713
- Exactly,
fuck right there.
696
00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:27,947
We can chill here,
we can do what we
697
00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:30,249
want here, and say
what we want here, it's
698
00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:32,318
nice to have some peace
for a fucking change.
699
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:33,552
- You said it, brother.
700
00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:34,887
Bam.
701
00:27:34,887 --> 00:27:37,523
See, with a chick
there's no bullshit
702
00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:40,226
hidden agenda stuff, you know?
703
00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:44,196
The fucking complaining,
the fucking nagging?
704
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,866
You guys can fucking
relate to that.
705
00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:49,201
Here we're with the
fucking boys, we
706
00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:52,504
can drink what we want,
smoke what we want.
707
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,572
- Hallelujah!
708
00:27:53,572 --> 00:27:55,341
- Fucking piss where we want.
709
00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:56,375
- Amen.
710
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:58,277
- And be how we are.
711
00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:01,748
Just fucked up logic.
712
00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:04,751
- Yeah, but some
crazy irony, man.
713
00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:06,452
They're these
creatures that are so
714
00:28:06,452 --> 00:28:10,757
alluring yet they're
so fucking repulsive.
715
00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:12,324
- God is a bitch!
716
00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:14,861
- I don't know,
fuck, maybe he's gay.
717
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,597
- Gay guys
do seem happy, man.
718
00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:21,768
- I don't know, Todd kinda
seems down a lot of the time.
719
00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:22,668
- Gay.
720
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:25,237
- Got you, eh?
721
00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:26,773
- Fuck, all right, y'all funny.
722
00:28:26,773 --> 00:28:30,777
- Bottom line is women,
they just don't seem happy.
723
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,380
- You know what,
happiness is just
724
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,548
a matter of realizing
your expectations
725
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:39,051
or your limitations and
not going beyond them.
726
00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,352
- That's fucking deep.
727
00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:41,788
- Limitations man,
you know what,
728
00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:42,955
you know what's fucking women's
729
00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:45,792
limitations is they're
never fucking happy.
730
00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:47,193
- I don't know, yeah they are,
731
00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:49,395
you ever even been
with someone serious?
732
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:50,396
- Yeah.
733
00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:51,297
- That's fucking--
734
00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:53,065
- Sad, .
735
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:56,002
- But here, the qualities
that women look for
736
00:28:56,002 --> 00:28:59,505
in a man are honesty
and a sense of humor.
737
00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:04,643
You know why is that right?
738
00:29:04,643 --> 00:29:07,179
- No, tell us.
739
00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:10,382
- 'Cause they possess .
740
00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:15,154
- Man, y'all bitches
have some serious issues.
741
00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:16,188
- What are you, man?
742
00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,189
Black alpha?
743
00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:21,027
- Hey, I don't get no complaints
744
00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:22,661
in that department, sweetheart.
745
00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:23,662
- Sure, bud.
746
00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:26,298
- Hey, you know
what they say, once
747
00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:28,034
you go black you never go back.
748
00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:30,336
- Yo yo, hold on,
hold on, you know
749
00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:32,438
that is the one
fucking outrageous
750
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:35,707
stereotype that you
guys actually support.
751
00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:38,644
- Hey, hey, porn don't lie.
752
00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:39,846
- Yeah it does.
753
00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:41,113
- You know what,
I'll fucking say this
754
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,482
man, the fucking,
the guys at the top?
755
00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:46,986
Black guys at the top, man,
they're a fucking anomaly.
756
00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:48,520
It's a fucking stereotype that
757
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,856
you're all too
willing .
758
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,126
- I don't know what
you're talking about.
759
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,361
This ain't no myth, don't make
760
00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:56,863
me unleash the real Gitaskog.
761
00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:58,330
- Yo, relax man.
762
00:29:58,330 --> 00:29:59,866
- All right, all right, all
right, I'll fucking admit
763
00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:01,533
it, some of you black
guys got major horse dick.
764
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,202
You know what?
765
00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:04,904
When it comes to
the fucking screen,
766
00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:07,139
you guys are all
money shot deprived.
767
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,574
- What you talking about?
768
00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,742
- Hey, the porn don't lie.
769
00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:13,245
- It's like you guys are fucking
770
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:16,849
either over the top
Hulk or you're nothing.
771
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:18,084
- It's like this.
772
00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:20,186
It's like this, hold
on, let me do it.
773
00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:27,359
- The hell do they .
774
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:28,460
- Hey, I don't
know what the fuck
775
00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:29,828
you're laughing at motherfucker,
776
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,330
that's not what your wife got.
777
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,564
- The fuck you say?
778
00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:33,765
- Yeah you heard
me, motherfucker.
779
00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:34,901
- What the fuck did you say?
780
00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:36,368
- You heard me, motherfucker,
781
00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:37,603
you want some .
- Todd, come on man.
782
00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:38,871
Dudes, dudes!
783
00:30:38,871 --> 00:30:40,406
- Hey hey, yo, yo, the
fucking two of you!
784
00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:43,009
Come on, settle the fuck down!
785
00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:44,243
- Okay okay, all
right all right.
786
00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:45,912
- Shut
the fuck up, we're
787
00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:47,379
supposed to be having
a good time and you're
788
00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:50,716
acting like a couple
of bitches all right?
789
00:30:50,716 --> 00:30:52,551
- Come on, Conrad.
790
00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:53,385
Conrad.
791
00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:55,187
- Hey, Conrad!
792
00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,256
Conrad, Conrad!
793
00:30:57,256 --> 00:31:00,526
Shut the fuck up
and grab a seat!
794
00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:01,527
And relax.
795
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:02,794
- Yeah man, I--
796
00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:04,363
- fucking
joint .
797
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:05,564
- I'm out of this scene.
798
00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:08,400
- All right, fucking do it man.
799
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,070
- Why you gotta be such a
fucking retard sometimes?
800
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:12,571
- Hey he started it--
801
00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:14,073
- Shut the fuck up, you
know he doesn't like that!
802
00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:16,242
Would you like anybody knowing
that they fucked your wife?
803
00:31:16,242 --> 00:31:17,743
- Not my fault, man.
804
00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:18,978
- Oh it's not your fault,
man, it's not my fault,
805
00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:20,212
I'm so cocky and
arrogant, it's not
806
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,681
my fault man, it's
never my fault, man.
807
00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:23,715
- What do you got,
808
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,783
what do you got,
what do you got?
809
00:31:24,783 --> 00:31:26,552
- Shh, shh.
- Tell me what you got.
810
00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:29,388
- I got
this bear simulator.
811
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:31,123
It's gonna be really loud.
812
00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:33,225
It's gonna scare the
shit out of the boys.
813
00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:34,961
- Fucking no
way, no way, no way.
814
00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:36,662
Okay, let's do this.
- Shh, shh.
815
00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:38,564
- Fuck you
wait wait wait.
816
00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:40,499
Focus, .
817
00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:41,433
You got it?
818
00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:43,435
- Yeah I got it, okay.
819
00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:44,971
- Got it?
820
00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:54,146
- He's got
a little stick,
821
00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:56,148
he's got a little stick.
822
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,621
- Shh,
those guys are here.
823
00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:03,822
- What the fuck is going on?
824
00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:05,057
- Fucking bear, it's a
825
00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:06,058
fucking bear, it's
a fucking bear.
826
00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:07,193
- Clint
Eastwood, buddy.
827
00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:08,160
Come on.
828
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,496
- Where'd it go, you see it?
829
00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,599
- Jason's got a stick.
830
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:17,336
I'll bet you Todd's
gonna go get the shotgun.
831
00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:21,107
- Where's the bear man, I'm
gonna put it on my wall!
832
00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:29,781
Is it a grizzly?
833
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:33,219
- Whoa whoa whoa.
- Whoa whoa.
834
00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:35,021
- It's us, it's us dude!
835
00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:36,422
Easy buddy, easy.
836
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:40,059
- Next time I'm gonna shoot you!
837
00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:42,561
- Oooh, I'm shaking, Gunsmoke.
838
00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:45,764
- Aww, did you guys
get all scared and stuff?
839
00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:47,133
- Aww, sweetheart.
840
00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:48,900
- What's wrong with you guys?
841
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:50,102
- We wake you up?
842
00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:51,903
Awww, I'm sorry.
843
00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:53,172
- Fuck off, asshole.
844
00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:54,240
- Dude, where'd you
get that machete?
845
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,241
- Awww.
846
00:32:55,241 --> 00:32:56,542
- Jason's mad.
847
00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:57,809
- Gonna fucking
use this on you, man.
848
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:58,510
- Oh yeah,
cry me a river.
849
00:32:58,510 --> 00:32:59,478
- Next time.
850
00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:05,084
It's day one here.
851
00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:11,057
I don't know what the fuck's
going on, but I know...
852
00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:12,858
I'm fucking scared.
853
00:33:12,858 --> 00:33:14,093
- Shouldn't you be having
854
00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:15,327
that snot running
from your nose?
855
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,163
- .
856
00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:19,731
Something's wrong with me.
857
00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:21,400
- We're in a lot
of trouble, if you
858
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,070
see this get help, get help now!
859
00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:29,075
- I'm fucking scared.
860
00:33:30,276 --> 00:33:32,178
- I'm scared 'cause we
ran out of beer, man!
861
00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:33,312
- No!
862
00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:35,314
There's no beer!
863
00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:37,316
What are we going to do?
864
00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:06,405
- Sleep your fucking
lives away, what a waste.
865
00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:11,843
Sweet win, you poker bitch Jas.
866
00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:40,272
Breathe it in.
867
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,313
- Man, you get a look a that?
868
00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:48,780
- Some nice work.
869
00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:49,881
- Thanks.
870
00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:51,016
- I didn't know you had talent,
871
00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:53,285
you been doing it for long?
872
00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:54,553
- This work, this
kinda thing I've
873
00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:57,456
been doing for
about half an hour.
874
00:35:57,456 --> 00:35:59,291
- How come Mike
isn't in this sketch?
875
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:00,659
- Isn't it obvious?
876
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:01,593
His fucking limited
pallete can't
877
00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:03,629
handle this much natural beauty.
878
00:36:03,629 --> 00:36:06,498
- Yeah, speaking of limited
talents, where's Conrad gone?
879
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,033
- He went on
some nature hike.
880
00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:10,236
- Nature hike?
881
00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:11,102
Really?
882
00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:12,571
- Yeah.
883
00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:15,641
- I guess there are not too
many trees in "da hood".
884
00:36:15,641 --> 00:36:17,343
Catch anything, Mike?
885
00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:18,677
- Nada, man.
886
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,279
Not even a fucking nibble.
887
00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:21,480
Very strange, this fucking lake
888
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,748
should be crawling with fish,
889
00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:24,983
I think something
scared them away.
890
00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:26,518
- Hey, there are
a couple of native
891
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,420
guys up in the hills
looking down this way.
892
00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:29,755
- Yeah, I
noticed them before,
893
00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:31,723
I'm trying not to pay
attention to them.
894
00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:35,761
- Are they spying
on us, it's kinda creepy.
895
00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:37,629
- They're definitely
looking down this way.
896
00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:38,464
- Hey!
897
00:36:38,464 --> 00:36:39,631
Ahoy there!
898
00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,166
Ahoy there!
899
00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:43,302
- They're natives,
they're not pirates.
900
00:36:43,302 --> 00:36:44,169
- What the fuck?
901
00:36:46,272 --> 00:36:47,773
- Guys, come on!
902
00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:49,007
Guys guys, come on!
903
00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:50,742
Mike, Mike, you okay?
904
00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:53,279
- You got him?
905
00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:54,546
- I think
he hit his head.
906
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,448
- Here hold him,
put him down carefully,
907
00:36:56,448 --> 00:36:58,384
Mike, Mike you okay?
908
00:36:58,384 --> 00:37:01,287
Mike, buddy, man, speak to us.
909
00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:02,588
Thank fuck, he's coming to.
910
00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:03,622
- Did you
see what happened?
911
00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:04,556
- No I missed it, I was
912
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:08,494
looking in the hill .
913
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,664
- He's coming around,
he's coming around.
914
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,602
Mike, you okay bud?
915
00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:18,504
- fuck.
916
00:37:18,504 --> 00:37:19,638
- Did you see what happened?
917
00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:20,739
- No, I missed it, I was looking
918
00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:23,108
out for the Indians .
919
00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:24,310
You okay Mike?
920
00:37:27,212 --> 00:37:29,047
- Motherfucker.
921
00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:32,584
- John man, put that
down for a bit, eh?
922
00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:37,323
You can't smoke and drink
and film, give it a rest.
923
00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:39,825
- Nearly shit my
pants earlier though.
924
00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:42,328
- Thought we lost you, already
counting the extra beers.
925
00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:44,062
- Yeah you would, cockstrap.
926
00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:45,697
I swear I was pulled in.
927
00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:48,800
- Mike man, just
admit it, you slipped, man.
928
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,337
You know it's the most
dangerous sport in the world.
929
00:37:51,337 --> 00:37:53,004
- Fucking right,
if the sport was
930
00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:55,106
that crazy they'd
make it sexier.
931
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,342
- No, it's sexy enough.
932
00:37:56,342 --> 00:37:57,543
- They'd give you
bigger guys pulling
933
00:37:57,543 --> 00:37:59,345
bigger fish pulling
hot chicks and
934
00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:01,079
you'd be getting
bigger sponsors.
935
00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:02,013
Hands down.
936
00:38:03,649 --> 00:38:05,216
- Listen, Mike.
937
00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:06,084
- What?
938
00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:07,786
- You fucking slipped.
939
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:10,121
- I'm telling you man, I
was lifted off that rock.
940
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:13,992
Besides, fucking Conrad caught
something earlier on tape.
941
00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:17,062
- He caught a ripple catching
a shadow, that's about it.
942
00:38:17,062 --> 00:38:20,632
- Yeah, come on
man, just give it a rest.
943
00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:23,234
- Hey Mike, have some of this.
944
00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:24,470
- All right man.
945
00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:28,106
- I'd rather savor my
Monte Cristo .
946
00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,608
That's espanol.
947
00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:33,779
- Say hello to
your little friend.
948
00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:34,780
Gay espanol.
949
00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:38,617
- Yo, I
remember the time when,
950
00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:40,652
you guys actually
remember old Miss Skinner?
951
00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,253
- Miss
Skinner, holy God man.
952
00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:46,692
I was remembering her way
before you came along.
953
00:38:46,692 --> 00:38:48,193
- Why were you always
remembering her?
954
00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:51,663
- I know about her
man, I know about her.
955
00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:52,898
- You
must've had her when
956
00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,400
she was coming up
on retirement, man.
957
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,467
- Are you
kidding me, that
958
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:56,868
old bag was born retired.
959
00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:58,404
- All right,
okay, whatever.
960
00:38:58,404 --> 00:38:59,638
Aside from that
man, it was probably
961
00:38:59,638 --> 00:39:02,408
after you guys
fucking hauled asses,
962
00:39:02,408 --> 00:39:04,943
but do you remember,
ah fuck, do you
963
00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:06,311
remember the time when she--
964
00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:10,616
Ugh, fucking gross, dude.
965
00:39:12,217 --> 00:39:13,552
- That
was fucking huge!
966
00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:16,087
- Thanks for my story.
967
00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:17,856
- Jesus Christ, the
sheer volume of that.
968
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,658
- I fucking cropped that deck.
969
00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:21,760
- All right, yo,
as I was saying,
970
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,695
remember the time when she--
971
00:39:29,635 --> 00:39:32,003
- Holy shit, I've never
smelled black fart before man.
972
00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:34,773
- Come on guys, let
me fucking finish the story.
973
00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:37,142
- The fuck is that
supposed to mean, cockslap?
974
00:39:37,142 --> 00:39:38,444
I ain't human or some shit?
975
00:39:38,444 --> 00:39:39,978
- No no no no no man, I was just
976
00:39:39,978 --> 00:39:41,613
thinking I was expecting
a fucking tinge
977
00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:45,451
of Savannah mixed in
with a hint of cornbread.
978
00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:49,455
- Add a dash of watermelon.
979
00:39:49,455 --> 00:39:52,323
- Black-eyed peas
and fried chicken.
980
00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:53,925
- Woo, Conrad!
981
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,761
Happy birthday boy,
come on down here for
982
00:39:55,761 --> 00:39:59,931
some friend chicken and
some black-eyed peas.
983
00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:01,332
- Fucking racism.
984
00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:03,569
- What, you
calling me a racist?
985
00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:04,703
- You calling
us racist man?
986
00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:05,804
- Come on, get over it.
987
00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:07,038
Lighten up, lighten up.
988
00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:08,807
- What the fuck else,
you Ku Klux fucks?
989
00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:10,141
- Hey man, come on man.
990
00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:11,543
The two of you man, what's wrong
991
00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:14,079
with the world when
you can't rip on your
992
00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:17,649
boys for a little
racial humor, you know?
993
00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:18,950
Right, you dirty wop?
994
00:40:20,686 --> 00:40:22,320
Yo, come on guys.
995
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,555
Let's drink it up.
996
00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:25,557
- Come on, we're just
kidding around, Conrad.
997
00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:26,525
- Cheers.
998
00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:28,193
Now as I was saying.
999
00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:30,361
Old Miss Skinner--
1000
00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:01,527
- What
the fuck was that?
1001
00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:03,328
- You saw a
little girl right?
1002
00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:04,896
- It was a
little girl, man.
1003
00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:06,765
A little girl.
1004
00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:08,033
Where the hell did
she go, she just
1005
00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:10,736
disappeared just
for a split second.
1006
00:41:10,736 --> 00:41:12,571
- Man,
you guys are high.
1007
00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:13,805
- Yeah okay, we're fucking high,
1008
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:16,041
but three of us
seeing the fucking
1009
00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:17,943
same hallucination, I doubt it.
1010
00:41:17,943 --> 00:41:20,879
- You know what, I
recorded it, I recorded it.
1011
00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:22,047
Let's take a look at it, let's
1012
00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:23,549
take a look at it right now.
1013
00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:24,716
- Okay okay okay, wait a minute,
1014
00:41:24,716 --> 00:41:25,984
wait a minute, wait a minute.
1015
00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:29,254
- Hey easy boys,
don't get too excited.
1016
00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:33,158
- There, right there.
1017
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,693
- What the fuck?
1018
00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:35,961
- Fuck.
1019
00:41:35,961 --> 00:41:37,162
- It's just a play
of the light, man.
1020
00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:39,798
- Dude, that is no play
of the light, okay?
1021
00:41:39,798 --> 00:41:42,701
It was right there, it
was physically there.
1022
00:41:42,701 --> 00:41:45,270
- The fuck is that, a ghost,
a spirit of some kind?
1023
00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:46,738
- Hey, if this was
a fucking ghost
1024
00:41:46,738 --> 00:41:48,139
or a spirit, what the hell's it
1025
00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:49,941
doing sitting next to our fire?
1026
00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:51,209
- I'll tell you
what, it's fucking
1027
00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:52,978
part of that Injun
shit, that warning.
1028
00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:54,479
- I'm okay going
anywhere so long as
1029
00:41:54,479 --> 00:41:55,747
we're having a
good time, doesn't
1030
00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:57,583
matter where it is to
me, let's get going.
1031
00:41:57,583 --> 00:41:58,917
- Let's pack it up, man.
1032
00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:00,185
Fuck, as long as
I got countryside
1033
00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:02,187
and wilderness, good
enough, all right?
1034
00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:03,454
Let's get our stuff, let's go
1035
00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:04,956
for the car, we'll
set up somewhere else.
1036
00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:06,825
- All right, all
right, fuck it man!
1037
00:42:06,825 --> 00:42:08,259
- Really, you filming this?
1038
00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:09,628
- We'll go, but not now.
1039
00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:12,430
It's late and it's dark.
1040
00:42:12,430 --> 00:42:13,899
And it was fucking hard enough
1041
00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:16,334
finding this place
during the day,
1042
00:42:16,334 --> 00:42:18,670
so I don't wanna be
chasing my hightail
1043
00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:21,306
ass out of here on
these country roads.
1044
00:42:21,306 --> 00:42:23,609
We'll leave at first light.
1045
00:42:24,910 --> 00:42:26,244
What do you say?
1046
00:42:27,913 --> 00:42:29,514
- All right.
1047
00:42:30,616 --> 00:42:32,383
- All right, fuck it.
1048
00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,090
- The fuck
is that, John?
1049
00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:40,626
John, what the fuck?
1050
00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:43,962
- I don't know man,
what was that, what was that?
1051
00:42:43,962 --> 00:42:46,497
You hear that?
1052
00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:47,332
Shhhh.
1053
00:42:58,543 --> 00:43:00,378
- You guys heard that?
1054
00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:03,649
- Where the fuck
was it coming from?
1055
00:43:03,649 --> 00:43:06,084
- I don't know
man, this is crazy.
1056
00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:07,085
Shhh, shhhh.
1057
00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:16,027
- That's weird.
1058
00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:17,663
- I hear it over there, man.
1059
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:21,366
- Oh shit, oh shit.
1060
00:43:21,366 --> 00:43:24,069
- I heard
it over here, man.
1061
00:43:25,704 --> 00:43:27,372
- Be careful.
1062
00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:33,278
- Now I hear it over there.
1063
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:38,483
- I don't know
man, this is fucking loud.
1064
00:43:50,696 --> 00:43:52,597
- What's going on, man?
1065
00:43:52,597 --> 00:43:53,732
Fucking .
1066
00:43:53,732 --> 00:43:56,167
- I don't know.
1067
00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:58,970
- I fucking knew it.
1068
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,906
It's not my imagination now.
1069
00:44:00,906 --> 00:44:03,909
- Never heard a fucking
animal like that before, man.
1070
00:44:03,909 --> 00:44:05,476
It's definitely not a bear.
1071
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,512
- No, no no, it's not a bear.
1072
00:44:07,512 --> 00:44:09,147
It's like a caribou.
1073
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:11,616
- Fuck you know what
a caribou is, man.
1074
00:44:11,616 --> 00:44:14,419
Only caribou you fucking
know is Bullwrinkle.
1075
00:44:14,419 --> 00:44:15,987
- Fucking
Bullwrinkle was a moose.
1076
00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:17,723
- Who cares, all right?
1077
00:44:17,723 --> 00:44:19,891
Whatever it was is far
away enough, right?
1078
00:44:19,891 --> 00:44:23,061
- Yeah man,
I don't know, man.
1079
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,970
- Fucking
you idiot.
1080
00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:35,240
- Fuck--
1081
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,108
- Where's it coming from?
1082
00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:38,276
- Shhh.
1083
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:43,749
- It's everywhere man,
it's all around us!
1084
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:46,918
Fuck, fuck.
1085
00:44:48,053 --> 00:44:50,255
- Let's just get
some damn sleep.
1086
00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:51,990
It's not gonna do
anything right?
1087
00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:53,458
- I don't know.
1088
00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:18,817
- Todd.
1089
00:45:20,318 --> 00:45:21,386
Todd!
1090
00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:22,553
- Yeah?
1091
00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:25,957
- Todd.
1092
00:45:25,957 --> 00:45:27,425
Todd.
1093
00:45:27,425 --> 00:45:28,426
Todd are you up?
1094
00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:31,529
- Shhh, of course I'm up man.
1095
00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:33,865
Listen to that sound, I've
been listening to it all night.
1096
00:45:33,865 --> 00:45:35,633
I haven't slept a wink.
1097
00:45:35,633 --> 00:45:39,805
I can't believe those guys are
sleeping through this, man.
1098
00:45:39,805 --> 00:45:41,372
- Shit, I can't sleep.
1099
00:45:41,372 --> 00:45:42,673
- Shhh.
1100
00:45:42,673 --> 00:45:44,242
- And it's
coming this way too.
1101
00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:45,476
Fuck there it is again.
1102
00:45:45,476 --> 00:45:46,845
- Shhh!
1103
00:45:46,845 --> 00:45:49,014
- The fuck is that?
1104
00:45:49,014 --> 00:45:52,250
- Oh man, something is
either really really pissed
1105
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:56,421
or I'm having the worst
nightmare in my life, man.
1106
00:45:58,023 --> 00:45:59,825
- You know what,
first fucking thing we're out
1107
00:45:59,825 --> 00:46:01,827
of here tomorrow morning,
first fucking thing.
1108
00:46:01,827 --> 00:46:03,328
- Believe me, I'll
be ready, I'll
1109
00:46:03,328 --> 00:46:05,831
be packed, I'll be ready to go.
1110
00:46:05,831 --> 00:46:07,732
Staying overnight,
this is crazy,
1111
00:46:07,732 --> 00:46:09,700
this is really crazy shit, man.
1112
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:10,869
- Fuck.
1113
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,522
- Another
night of consumption.
1114
00:47:04,522 --> 00:47:05,991
You see this?
1115
00:47:05,991 --> 00:47:09,760
This right here is why you
guys are seeing little girls.
1116
00:47:10,996 --> 00:47:11,897
Drunks.
1117
00:47:13,899 --> 00:47:16,234
So much for getting up
at the crack of dawn.
1118
00:47:16,234 --> 00:47:17,068
Assholes.
1119
00:48:05,116 --> 00:48:06,217
Hey Gitaskog!
1120
00:48:17,462 --> 00:48:19,297
What the fuck is that?
1121
00:48:22,533 --> 00:48:25,470
Are you fucking kidding me?
1122
00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:29,207
She's naked, yup, she
is fully fucking naked.
1123
00:48:30,308 --> 00:48:32,810
Oh my, and she's waving at me.
1124
00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:36,181
That is me right?
1125
00:48:36,181 --> 00:48:39,850
I'm the only one here
and she is, oh my God.
1126
00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:47,758
You can't be serious, she
is head to toe butt naked.
1127
00:48:50,461 --> 00:48:52,030
Fuck, I'm not
gonna let her stand
1128
00:48:52,030 --> 00:48:54,865
there and get cold,
I'mma get with her.
1129
00:48:54,865 --> 00:48:55,700
Fuck this.
1130
00:48:57,535 --> 00:48:59,470
You boys can enjoy
a fucking show.
1131
00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:02,240
I'm going to get
mine, fuck this.
1132
00:51:21,879 --> 00:51:22,880
- Seriously?
1133
00:51:24,649 --> 00:51:25,483
Fuck.
1134
00:51:35,526 --> 00:51:37,995
- Whoa, where the fuck's Conrad?
1135
00:51:37,995 --> 00:51:39,864
- He fucking took the
other camera with him too.
1136
00:51:39,864 --> 00:51:42,867
- Yeah, 'cause he wants to
get some good shots right?
1137
00:51:42,867 --> 00:51:46,304
- He took the camera with
him to go take a shit?
1138
00:51:46,304 --> 00:51:48,939
Maybe something to do while
he's fucking taking a dump.
1139
00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:52,343
- I didn't know that
Conrad was a German.
1140
00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:55,180
- Hey, Conrad!
1141
00:51:56,547 --> 00:51:59,184
Hurry up, we gotta be
making some good headway!
1142
00:51:59,184 --> 00:52:01,252
- He does know we're
leaving this morning right?
1143
00:52:01,252 --> 00:52:02,420
- Yeah.
1144
00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:05,690
- Are you gonna help out?
1145
00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:49,734
- Hey Jas, it's been
nearly an hour man.
1146
00:52:49,734 --> 00:52:52,102
I think we should
go look for Conrad.
1147
00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:53,804
- Yeah man, you'd think
he'd be back by now.
1148
00:52:53,804 --> 00:52:56,441
He's been gone,
unless he's lost.
1149
00:52:56,441 --> 00:52:57,642
- Would he be dumb enough to get
1150
00:52:57,642 --> 00:52:58,976
lost on the morning
we're leaving?
1151
00:52:58,976 --> 00:53:00,378
- All right, I
don't want any more
1152
00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:02,313
of the day to run
away on us, all right?
1153
00:53:02,313 --> 00:53:04,582
I suppose we have
a quick look and
1154
00:53:04,582 --> 00:53:08,152
then finish the rest
of this fucking after.
1155
00:53:12,490 --> 00:53:14,058
- Yo Conrad!
1156
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:17,828
- Todd, you see Conrad?
1157
00:53:17,828 --> 00:53:20,064
- Where is he man,
where the fuck did he go?
1158
00:53:20,064 --> 00:53:21,666
- He couldn't have
gone far, he could've
1159
00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:23,634
gone back to camp for
all we know right?
1160
00:53:23,634 --> 00:53:25,603
- Yeah, that sounds like Conrad.
1161
00:53:25,603 --> 00:53:27,272
- Yo Conrad!
1162
00:53:27,272 --> 00:53:28,539
- You'd think he'd
hear us from here.
1163
00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,074
- Yo Conrad!
1164
00:53:32,142 --> 00:53:34,279
- What the fuck...
1165
00:53:41,819 --> 00:53:43,888
- What the
fuck is that man?
1166
00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:45,356
- I don't know, it just
came out of the water,
1167
00:53:45,356 --> 00:53:47,958
it tried to pull me
in, so I shot it.
1168
00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:49,694
- What is it?
1169
00:53:49,694 --> 00:53:52,129
- It's dead, that's what it is.
1170
00:53:52,129 --> 00:53:53,298
- Maybe
it's the Gitaskog.
1171
00:53:53,298 --> 00:53:54,164
- Come on.
1172
00:53:54,164 --> 00:53:55,400
- It's a mutant.
1173
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:56,334
- Fuck that man.
1174
00:53:56,334 --> 00:53:57,602
- It's a beaver or something.
1175
00:53:57,602 --> 00:53:58,703
- Fucking mutant?
1176
00:53:58,703 --> 00:54:00,605
- What it is it's dead.
1177
00:54:01,939 --> 00:54:03,341
- What the fuck are you doing?
1178
00:54:03,341 --> 00:54:04,309
- Just checking.
1179
00:54:04,309 --> 00:54:06,311
- Chill the fuck out, man.
1180
00:54:07,645 --> 00:54:09,314
- That thing stinks.
1181
00:54:10,715 --> 00:54:13,183
- Oh fuck!
1182
00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:15,920
- Let's get
the fuck outta here.
1183
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,154
- Nice shot, nice shot.
1184
00:54:17,154 --> 00:54:18,389
- Hurry
the fuck up, man.
1185
00:54:18,389 --> 00:54:19,657
Conrad!
1186
00:54:19,657 --> 00:54:20,891
- Let's go, we got
enough of this on
1187
00:54:20,891 --> 00:54:22,126
Footage, let's go,
let's go, let's go!
1188
00:54:22,126 --> 00:54:24,462
- Why are we always running?
1189
00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,336
- Mike, we'll be leaving
shortly, so we might
1190
00:54:31,336 --> 00:54:33,938
as well just film our
fucking exodus, all right?
1191
00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:35,373
Besides which, I want
of film of whatever
1192
00:54:35,373 --> 00:54:37,708
comes off that laptop
just in case we lose it.
1193
00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:38,943
- Yeah, I agree.
1194
00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:40,411
- Hey, here, here
are the fucking
1195
00:54:40,411 --> 00:54:42,112
keys, you and Mike,
go load the car
1196
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:43,648
while I pack up
Conrad's shit all right?
1197
00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:44,915
- We can't
just leave the guy.
1198
00:54:44,915 --> 00:54:46,116
- Shut the fuck up all right?
1199
00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:47,352
We aren't, but there's
no harm in packing
1200
00:54:47,352 --> 00:54:48,953
his shit while we're
waiting for him, okay?
1201
00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:50,488
Quit fucking wasting time.
1202
00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:52,256
Hurry the fuck up!
- All right man, fuck.
1203
00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:53,090
All right.
1204
00:54:54,359 --> 00:54:56,994
- Okay, fucking take
it easy, fuck, shit.
1205
00:54:56,994 --> 00:54:59,630
The fuck .
1206
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:01,766
- Hurry the fuck up, let's go!
1207
00:55:01,766 --> 00:55:04,402
What are you waiting for?
1208
00:55:04,402 --> 00:55:07,004
Man, this fucking trip is
so fucking bullshit, John.
1209
00:55:07,004 --> 00:55:08,606
All I wanted to go was
come here and check
1210
00:55:08,606 --> 00:55:11,409
out my fucking win
and have a good time.
1211
00:55:11,409 --> 00:55:13,143
- You're not gonna
fucking believe this.
1212
00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,044
Car's gone.
1213
00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:15,913
- What do you mean gone?
1214
00:55:15,913 --> 00:55:17,448
- The car's fucking gone.
1215
00:55:17,448 --> 00:55:18,949
- Are you fucking kidding me?
1216
00:55:18,949 --> 00:55:21,586
- Does it look like I'm kidding?
1217
00:55:21,586 --> 00:55:23,754
- Fuck man, what the fuck
are we gonna do now, huh?
1218
00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:25,523
This is un-fucking-believable!
1219
00:55:25,523 --> 00:55:27,625
- Do you think that Conrad--
1220
00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:28,926
- Why would he do that?
1221
00:55:28,926 --> 00:55:30,127
- I don't know
man, fucking played
1222
00:55:30,127 --> 00:55:31,662
a prank on us,
spook us all, man.
1223
00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:33,130
We've been riding his tail all
1224
00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:34,298
fucking weekend man, maybe he's
1225
00:55:34,298 --> 00:55:35,666
just trying to get back at us.
1226
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:36,701
- I got the only fucking keys,
1227
00:55:36,701 --> 00:55:38,469
can he actually hot wire a car?
1228
00:55:38,469 --> 00:55:40,405
- No man, I know him.
1229
00:55:40,405 --> 00:55:44,041
He may be black, but
he can't hot wire shit.
1230
00:56:00,257 --> 00:56:01,959
- Why are we running?
1231
00:56:01,959 --> 00:56:04,194
- find Conrad!
1232
00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:05,696
- And how's
running gonna help?
1233
00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,432
- Fuck Todd, all right.
1234
00:56:07,432 --> 00:56:09,767
We'll take a break when we
reach up ahead.
1235
00:56:09,767 --> 00:56:13,103
We should get a pretty
good view from up there.
1236
00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:17,442
We gotta move fast !
1237
00:56:17,442 --> 00:56:19,076
- Aw fuck it.
1238
00:56:25,149 --> 00:56:26,851
- Hello?
1239
00:56:26,851 --> 00:56:28,453
Conrad?
1240
00:56:28,453 --> 00:56:29,587
Fuck Conrad, is that you?
1241
00:56:29,587 --> 00:56:31,489
Stop fucking around!
1242
00:56:31,489 --> 00:56:32,289
Conrad.
1243
00:56:33,591 --> 00:56:35,926
That better not be you, man.
1244
00:56:43,468 --> 00:56:44,935
What the fuck?
1245
00:56:44,935 --> 00:56:46,604
That a little girl?
1246
00:56:46,604 --> 00:56:49,006
Hey, what are you doing here?
1247
00:56:49,006 --> 00:56:50,908
Little girl, you okay?
1248
00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:54,479
Oh shit!
1249
00:56:57,247 --> 00:56:58,483
Where'd she go?
1250
00:56:58,483 --> 00:57:01,285
What the fuck is going on?
1251
00:57:01,285 --> 00:57:02,119
Holy fuck.
1252
00:57:44,194 --> 00:57:46,096
- That camera on?
1253
00:57:46,096 --> 00:57:48,398
- Yeah,
it's a nice bit of gear.
1254
00:57:48,398 --> 00:57:51,335
- You know you
can't keep it right?
1255
00:58:44,321 --> 00:58:47,091
- All right, let's
hurry this up.
1256
00:59:22,359 --> 00:59:23,193
- Fuck.
1257
00:59:25,229 --> 00:59:27,364
- Hey, where's Todd man?
1258
00:59:27,364 --> 00:59:28,633
- He was
right behind me man.
1259
00:59:28,633 --> 00:59:29,867
- No, I thought you
said he was coming.
1260
00:59:29,867 --> 00:59:31,368
And it's been a few
good minutes now.
1261
00:59:31,368 --> 00:59:32,502
- Still a fair hike
from there man.
1262
00:59:32,502 --> 00:59:33,437
- A fair hike?
1263
00:59:33,437 --> 00:59:35,305
- Easy, Jas, fuck.
1264
00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:37,642
- You'd think we'd be
able to see him from here.
1265
00:59:37,642 --> 00:59:40,310
- We all knew where
we were going, okay?
1266
00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:43,380
Todd said keep going
and he'd meet us here.
1267
00:59:43,380 --> 00:59:44,782
- That's
right, that's right.
1268
00:59:44,782 --> 00:59:46,684
- I think he'd yell out
of that'd be the case.
1269
00:59:46,684 --> 00:59:48,518
- He was in trouble, he
would have shot off his gun.
1270
00:59:48,518 --> 00:59:50,788
- Not if he's unconscious.
1271
00:59:50,788 --> 00:59:53,390
- All right, all
right, all right!
1272
00:59:53,390 --> 00:59:55,325
Give him fucking five
minutes, all right?
1273
00:59:55,325 --> 00:59:57,094
He doesn't show up...
1274
00:59:58,562 --> 00:59:59,997
We got no choice, we gotta
go back and look for him.
1275
00:59:59,997 --> 01:00:02,032
- No, you go fucking
look for him.
1276
01:00:02,032 --> 01:00:04,334
- Fuck, turn that
fucking camera off!
1277
01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:05,970
- Todd!
1278
01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:07,104
- Todd!
1279
01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:08,939
- Fuck man, where is he?
1280
01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:10,107
- Todd!
1281
01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:11,475
- Todd!
1282
01:00:11,475 --> 01:00:12,509
Where'd he go man, the fucking
1283
01:00:12,509 --> 01:00:13,911
guy should've kept up with us!
1284
01:00:13,911 --> 01:00:15,145
- This was where we left him,
1285
01:00:15,145 --> 01:00:16,814
this is the place
man, I'm sure of it.
1286
01:00:16,814 --> 01:00:18,448
- Where the fuck did he go then?
1287
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,284
- I don't know, I don't know.
1288
01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:23,220
- Fuck man, where'd he go?
1289
01:00:23,220 --> 01:00:24,655
- You'd think he'd
shoot his gun off
1290
01:00:24,655 --> 01:00:25,990
or something, let us
know that he's lost.
1291
01:00:25,990 --> 01:00:29,860
- You'd think so huh,
what if he can't?
1292
01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:31,628
- Bullshit, man!
1293
01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:32,863
Fucking goddamn nightmare.
1294
01:00:32,863 --> 01:00:34,231
- Thanks for
overseeing the obvious,
1295
01:00:34,231 --> 01:00:36,033
you don't think I
feel bad already>
1296
01:00:36,033 --> 01:00:36,867
Todd!
1297
01:00:38,002 --> 01:00:40,370
Todd, if you hear me,
say something man!
1298
01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:41,939
I wanna get the fuck outta here.
1299
01:00:41,939 --> 01:00:43,040
Todd!
1300
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:43,874
- Guys!
1301
01:00:43,874 --> 01:00:44,709
- Yeah?
1302
01:00:44,709 --> 01:00:45,676
- Come here!
1303
01:00:45,676 --> 01:00:46,376
- What is it, buddy?
1304
01:00:46,376 --> 01:00:47,344
- Hurry up!
1305
01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:49,379
- What'd you find?
1306
01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:52,649
- Look.
1307
01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:53,617
- It's a boot.
1308
01:00:53,617 --> 01:00:55,185
- It's not just a fucking boot.
1309
01:00:55,185 --> 01:00:56,553
You know who that belongs to.
1310
01:00:56,553 --> 01:00:58,889
- Man, I wanna
fucking find Todd.
1311
01:00:58,889 --> 01:01:00,024
- Fuck, I'm fishing it out.
1312
01:01:00,024 --> 01:01:01,959
- Come on, man!
1313
01:01:02,927 --> 01:01:03,794
Todd!
1314
01:01:05,062 --> 01:01:05,896
Todd!
1315
01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:10,334
Oh man, can you fucking hear me?
1316
01:01:10,334 --> 01:01:11,769
- Ah, fuck me!
1317
01:01:11,769 --> 01:01:12,636
- Mike!
1318
01:01:12,636 --> 01:01:14,504
What the fuck is that?
1319
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:16,106
Is that a fucking foot?
1320
01:01:16,106 --> 01:01:17,541
Is that fucking real?
1321
01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:20,377
- Of course it's
fucking real, it stinks, man!
1322
01:01:20,377 --> 01:01:22,046
The fuck outta here!
1323
01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:34,524
If, if we get back,
we gotta report this.
1324
01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:37,427
- Man, it's not
if, all right, we're
1325
01:01:37,427 --> 01:01:39,129
getting out of here, it's
just a question of when.
1326
01:01:39,129 --> 01:01:40,530
- And if the road ?
1327
01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:41,932
- I don't
fucking know, but I'm
1328
01:01:41,932 --> 01:01:43,467
just glad we're getting
away from that lake.
1329
01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:45,602
- At least we got this footage.
1330
01:01:45,602 --> 01:01:47,972
At any rate, I'm feeling
a little bit safer now.
1331
01:01:47,972 --> 01:01:51,776
Just need to find a road
and the goddamn car.
1332
01:01:52,943 --> 01:01:54,578
- Well so
much for that right?
1333
01:01:54,578 --> 01:01:55,412
- Yup.
1334
01:01:58,315 --> 01:02:00,184
- Who the fuck are those guys?
1335
01:02:00,184 --> 01:02:01,451
- I don't
like these guys,
1336
01:02:01,451 --> 01:02:03,520
man, they don't look
too fucking friendly.
1337
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,957
- Oh fuck, there's two
more coming up this way.
1338
01:02:06,957 --> 01:02:08,558
- Maybe they can help.
1339
01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:09,927
- I think fucking helping
us is the last thing on
1340
01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:11,395
their mind, let's
hightail it out of here!
1341
01:02:11,395 --> 01:02:13,463
- Jesus, fucking run!
1342
01:02:37,922 --> 01:02:40,090
- Fuck you, Tonto!
1343
01:02:54,571 --> 01:02:56,907
Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on.
1344
01:02:56,907 --> 01:02:57,741
Thank God.
1345
01:02:59,709 --> 01:03:01,846
I think I got away clean.
1346
01:03:04,648 --> 01:03:07,751
I'm not too sure
about Mike and John.
1347
01:03:10,487 --> 01:03:14,658
Although I did see one of
them make it to the forest.
1348
01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:17,194
Hopefully they're safe--
1349
01:03:17,194 --> 01:03:18,028
- Jason.
1350
01:03:18,028 --> 01:03:19,229
- Shit.
1351
01:03:19,229 --> 01:03:21,365
What the fuck, Mike,
thank God, man.
1352
01:03:21,365 --> 01:03:22,532
Good to see you.
1353
01:03:22,532 --> 01:03:24,568
- Oh you saved the
camera, good work, man.
1354
01:03:24,568 --> 01:03:26,503
- Fucking hell.
1355
01:03:26,503 --> 01:03:27,972
Keep it running.
1356
01:03:27,972 --> 01:03:29,373
Keep it running
1357
01:03:29,373 --> 01:03:30,774
- You're bleeding, man.
1358
01:03:30,774 --> 01:03:32,109
- I don't know,
it could be mine,
1359
01:03:32,109 --> 01:03:35,245
could be some fucking Indian's.
1360
01:03:35,245 --> 01:03:36,380
- What about John?
1361
01:03:36,380 --> 01:03:38,782
- I don't know, I don't know.
1362
01:03:40,217 --> 01:03:43,520
He was right beside me,
just a little bit behind.
1363
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:46,123
- I think they dropped him.
1364
01:03:46,123 --> 01:03:47,357
Fuck, I should've went back.
1365
01:03:47,357 --> 01:03:48,893
- Shhh.
1366
01:03:48,893 --> 01:03:49,894
- What's going on, Jas?
1367
01:03:49,894 --> 01:03:51,061
- I don't know.
1368
01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:54,899
- Why are these fucking
Indians chasing us?
1369
01:03:54,899 --> 01:03:57,767
- What if that
thing Todd killed...
1370
01:03:58,936 --> 01:04:01,805
Was the creature's
offspring right?
1371
01:04:03,740 --> 01:04:05,375
What if we killed
something sacred?
1372
01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:06,310
- Fuck sacred, man.
1373
01:04:06,310 --> 01:04:07,912
- Shhh.
1374
01:04:07,912 --> 01:04:09,079
- It was nothing more than
a fucked up mollusk, man.
1375
01:04:09,079 --> 01:04:10,514
Acid contamination.
1376
01:04:10,514 --> 01:04:11,348
- Shut the fuck up.
1377
01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:12,749
- Fucking mutant.
1378
01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:16,620
I told you something weird was
going on this fucking lake.
1379
01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:18,989
Even if it was fucking sacred,
1380
01:04:18,989 --> 01:04:20,757
why are they chasing us?
1381
01:04:20,757 --> 01:04:22,159
They didn't see us kill it.
1382
01:04:22,159 --> 01:04:24,128
No one was there,
no one saw nothing.
1383
01:04:24,128 --> 01:04:26,830
- So why are they after us?
1384
01:04:26,830 --> 01:04:28,165
- I don't know.
1385
01:04:28,165 --> 01:04:31,268
That guy that warned
us not to come up here.
1386
01:04:31,268 --> 01:04:34,338
He knows we've seen it now.
1387
01:04:34,338 --> 01:04:37,107
They don't want
word getting out.
1388
01:04:40,810 --> 01:04:42,612
You know what I don't get?
1389
01:04:42,612 --> 01:04:44,681
What's bothering me?
1390
01:04:44,681 --> 01:04:46,984
Is why would that Indian
give you a deed to this
1391
01:04:46,984 --> 01:04:50,955
place when he knows it's
so fucking off limits?
1392
01:04:55,159 --> 01:04:57,561
- .
1393
01:05:01,498 --> 01:05:02,332
- Fuck.
1394
01:05:10,707 --> 01:05:12,709
- I know, I know,
I know, I know.
1395
01:05:12,709 --> 01:05:14,278
We got the only
decent knife here.
1396
01:05:14,278 --> 01:05:16,013
- Shhh.
1397
01:05:16,013 --> 01:05:20,517
- thank
you for .
1398
01:05:23,387 --> 01:05:24,821
What is that?
1399
01:05:24,821 --> 01:05:26,190
- Drums?
1400
01:05:26,190 --> 01:05:27,524
Those Indians.
1401
01:05:28,792 --> 01:05:30,027
Fucking Indians.
1402
01:05:30,027 --> 01:05:30,860
- Shhh.
1403
01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:42,039
- I don't know
man, just fucking listen.
1404
01:05:42,039 --> 01:05:45,375
Let's get to .
1405
01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:52,782
- Fucking hey man, look at this
1406
01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:54,851
man, are they
trying to spook us?
1407
01:05:54,851 --> 01:05:57,554
How do they know where we are?
1408
01:05:57,554 --> 01:05:58,388
Oh Mike.
1409
01:05:59,389 --> 01:06:00,224
Mike!
1410
01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:03,027
Oh come on, Mike, where are you,
1411
01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:05,229
don't fucking do
this to me, not now.
1412
01:06:05,229 --> 01:06:06,063
Mike!
1413
01:06:07,897 --> 01:06:08,732
Oh shit.
1414
01:06:12,602 --> 01:06:13,437
Mike!
1415
01:06:14,771 --> 01:06:16,806
Mike, come on, man!
1416
01:06:26,550 --> 01:06:29,053
Where the fuck are these guys?
1417
01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:36,260
Guys, come on, where are you?
1418
01:06:46,870 --> 01:06:48,538
Guys, where are you?
1419
01:06:51,075 --> 01:06:51,841
Guys.
1420
01:06:53,177 --> 01:06:54,111
Okay, so...
1421
01:07:07,491 --> 01:07:09,726
Come on, come on, come
on, yes yes yes, come on.
1422
01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:11,828
All right, I don't
know where the
1423
01:07:11,828 --> 01:07:13,230
fucking guys are
man, there's some
1424
01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:15,865
fucked up shit
going on over here.
1425
01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:19,002
I'm still trying
to search for them.
1426
01:07:19,002 --> 01:07:21,305
I'm not losing hope.
1427
01:07:21,305 --> 01:07:23,807
Let's find these fucking guys.
1428
01:07:35,585 --> 01:07:37,254
Oh come on, come on.
1429
01:07:38,122 --> 01:07:40,257
This is too fucking steep.
1430
01:07:53,837 --> 01:07:55,505
Fucking road.
1431
01:07:57,841 --> 01:07:58,675
Road.
1432
01:07:59,976 --> 01:08:00,810
Fuck.
1433
01:08:04,281 --> 01:08:05,048
Hello?
1434
01:08:11,755 --> 01:08:12,589
Hello!
1435
01:08:18,695 --> 01:08:19,529
Hello!
1436
01:08:25,335 --> 01:08:28,772
What happened to the
road, what the fuck?
1437
01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:45,455
Hi.
1438
01:08:46,823 --> 01:08:48,925
This is me, Jason Severn.
1439
01:08:52,196 --> 01:08:56,600
I don't know how much
battery pack I have left.
1440
01:08:56,600 --> 01:09:00,770
I thought
I should check in.
1441
01:09:02,339 --> 01:09:04,474
I think I'm the only one.
1442
01:09:06,210 --> 01:09:07,877
My friends are gone.
1443
01:09:09,846 --> 01:09:12,882
If I don't make it,
I want this record
1444
01:09:12,882 --> 01:09:17,020
to be a testament, a
record to what happened.
1445
01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:20,357
I don't know, I don't
know, I don't know.
1446
01:09:20,357 --> 01:09:22,492
I've been walking for hours.
1447
01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:24,494
I don't know where I am.
1448
01:09:31,968 --> 01:09:33,237
There's a car.
1449
01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:42,446
That's my fucking car.
1450
01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:49,853
Whoa.
1451
01:10:54,784 --> 01:10:56,185
Got away from
those fucking guys,
1452
01:10:56,185 --> 01:10:57,654
man, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me,
1453
01:10:57,654 --> 01:11:01,257
the fucking battery's
dying, fuck!
1454
01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:26,550
Fuck.
1455
01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:35,792
Battery's going.
1456
01:11:39,028 --> 01:11:40,364
Soon I will too.
1457
01:11:44,734 --> 01:11:45,669
I'm scared.
1458
01:11:47,571 --> 01:11:51,140
I'm scared that I won't
be able to make it.
1459
01:11:52,476 --> 01:11:56,079
get out of this.
1460
01:12:02,051 --> 01:12:04,087
I turned on the camera.
1461
01:12:05,389 --> 01:12:06,523
I hear sounds.
1462
01:12:08,392 --> 01:12:10,159
Like people chanting.
1463
01:12:49,499 --> 01:12:51,801
- What's happening?
- What's going on?
1464
01:12:51,801 --> 01:12:53,937
- Where am I?
1465
01:12:53,937 --> 01:12:54,871
- Mike!
1466
01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:56,640
- What are y'all staring at?
1467
01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:58,107
John, John!
1468
01:12:58,107 --> 01:12:59,876
- John!
1469
01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:01,645
- Jas, help me!
1470
01:13:01,645 --> 01:13:03,046
Jas, where are you?
1471
01:13:03,046 --> 01:13:04,581
- This is so
fucking man.
1472
01:13:04,581 --> 01:13:06,049
- Get me off this fucking thing!
1473
01:13:06,049 --> 01:13:08,552
Get me off this fucking thing!
1474
01:13:11,955 --> 01:13:13,056
What is that?
1475
01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:15,625
What am I hearing?
1476
01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:16,460
Help!
1477
01:13:17,827 --> 01:13:19,128
John!
1478
01:13:19,128 --> 01:13:20,597
John!
1479
01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:21,898
- Oh God.
1480
01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:22,866
- Jas, help!
1481
01:13:22,866 --> 01:13:24,701
- Oh God, Oh god.
1482
01:13:24,701 --> 01:13:25,969
- Help me!
1483
01:13:25,969 --> 01:13:27,236
- John.
1484
01:14:16,385 --> 01:14:17,721
Oh my God, man.
1485
01:14:17,721 --> 01:14:19,656
Fuck man, am I glad to see you.
1486
01:14:19,656 --> 01:14:22,058
You have to help me man, we
should've listened, please, I--
1487
01:17:37,486 --> 01:17:39,555
to the shoes
1488
01:17:55,739 --> 01:17:57,573
that she knew it
1489
01:17:57,573 --> 01:17:59,508
to run through it
1490
01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:01,477
laughing at Cool Whip
1491
01:18:03,479 --> 01:18:05,514
how you sip that wine
1492
01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:07,416
and you hit so fine
1493
01:18:07,416 --> 01:18:09,753
but I'm not that kind
1494
01:18:09,753 --> 01:18:13,489
he's so big, I'm the best
1495
01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:17,626
where your legs attach
1496
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:21,564
'cause of overtime
1497
01:18:23,499 --> 01:18:25,902
we is
1498
01:18:25,902 --> 01:18:27,436
to the shoes
1499
01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:46,355
break two or three
1500
01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:53,596
play around 'till I turn it on
1501
01:18:53,596 --> 01:18:55,331
pass her the ball
1502
01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:57,801
'cause I'm the star
1503
01:18:59,268 --> 01:19:01,504
from your head to your toe
1504
01:19:01,504 --> 01:19:03,506
morning then
1505
01:19:03,506 --> 01:19:05,909
that I'm a six game pro
1506
01:19:05,909 --> 01:19:08,011
with the key to the city
1507
01:19:08,011 --> 01:19:10,046
tattooed on their titty
1508
01:19:11,981 --> 01:19:14,017
and my dick get silly
1509
01:19:14,017 --> 01:19:15,551
stripped to the shoes
1510
01:19:33,970 --> 01:19:37,640
you're coming through
1511
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:41,277
then it's on my mind too
1512
01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:45,448
boy, what you gonna do
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