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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,279 --> 00:00:08,479 There's a killer on the loose, 2 00:00:08,513 --> 00:00:09,447 and I'm sittin' here waitin' for this 3 00:00:09,481 --> 00:00:11,816 decomposed hand to lead me to him. 4 00:00:11,851 --> 00:00:12,851 [screeching] 5 00:00:15,553 --> 00:00:17,587 [Both grunting] 6 00:00:17,622 --> 00:00:18,922 Ruby! 7 00:00:18,957 --> 00:00:20,523 [Screeching continues] 8 00:00:20,558 --> 00:00:22,259 ASH: All roads to destroying this evil 9 00:00:22,293 --> 00:00:24,427 lead right back to where it all began. 10 00:00:24,462 --> 00:00:25,362 The cabin. 11 00:00:25,396 --> 00:00:27,197 Then let's go back there and end it all. 12 00:00:27,231 --> 00:00:28,131 You can't go with me. 13 00:00:28,132 --> 00:00:30,200 I've put your lives in too much danger already. 14 00:00:30,235 --> 00:00:31,401 - Ash? - Lem? 15 00:00:31,435 --> 00:00:32,535 LEM: I'm really gettin' my life together. 16 00:00:32,570 --> 00:00:33,570 Even join the militia. 17 00:00:33,571 --> 00:00:34,471 Where's your camp? 18 00:00:34,505 --> 00:00:36,006 - FISHER: I got him. - Don't do anything 19 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,373 till I get there. 20 00:00:37,407 --> 00:00:38,207 State police! 21 00:00:38,242 --> 00:00:39,776 [Fisher grunting] [Ash groaning] 22 00:00:44,014 --> 00:00:47,016 [Growling] 23 00:00:47,050 --> 00:00:49,451 [Screaming] [panting] 24 00:00:49,486 --> 00:00:50,486 [Screams] 25 00:00:50,487 --> 00:00:51,720 - Come with us. - Where to? 26 00:00:51,755 --> 00:00:52,789 To fight. 27 00:00:52,823 --> 00:00:53,823 Let's boogie. 28 00:00:57,794 --> 00:00:59,694 [Birds chirping] [eerie music playing] 29 00:01:03,666 --> 00:01:04,833 [Grunts] 30 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,320 You know I still don't know how I feel about you guys 31 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:27,188 comin' to the cabin. 32 00:01:27,222 --> 00:01:29,924 I guess if you're dead set on it... 33 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:31,058 Dead set? 34 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:32,492 Uh, let's say "live" set. 35 00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:33,627 Keep it upbeat. 36 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:34,795 Exactly. 37 00:01:34,830 --> 00:01:37,096 We're not, "Leavin' a trail of blood and guts behind us," 38 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:39,933 we're, "Keeping Michigan moist." 39 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,802 We're comin' to this cabin with you. 40 00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:42,803 We're basically family now. 41 00:01:42,837 --> 00:01:44,471 I know. That's the problem. 42 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,973 Everyone I have feelings for dies there, 43 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:48,775 but you're adults. 44 00:01:48,810 --> 00:01:50,814 We'll go see Lem, get some big boy toys, 45 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:52,479 - Go to the cabin. - Good. 46 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:53,913 'Cause anything's better than this. 47 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:55,348 Don't worry, Annie Oakley, you'll get your gun. 48 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:56,449 [Kelly laughs] 49 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:57,750 I want a flamethrower. 50 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,085 [Pablo chuckling] I'm serious! 51 00:02:00,119 --> 00:02:01,854 I lost my parents, got possessed. 52 00:02:01,888 --> 00:02:03,456 Flamethrower seems fair. 53 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:05,624 Yeah, well. You are pretty fiery. 54 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:06,826 Okay, listen. 55 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:08,694 Some friendly advice, these militia types 56 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:09,995 are a little twitchy. 57 00:02:10,029 --> 00:02:11,930 Oh, I know these kind of people. 58 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,265 Paranoid rednecks who hit the woods 59 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:14,967 to play Rambo for the weekend. 60 00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:16,001 Okay now, easy. 61 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:17,803 We don't want another Ruby Ridge on our hands. 62 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:20,672 So, just tuck that attitude right into your cleavage, 63 00:02:20,706 --> 00:02:23,375 which I definitely have not ever noticed before. 64 00:02:23,409 --> 00:02:24,309 [Speaking softly] Wow. 65 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:27,112 [Man groaning] [bird's wings flapping] 66 00:02:27,146 --> 00:02:28,280 Help. 67 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:32,450 [gasping] Help! 68 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:33,685 Someone! 69 00:02:35,854 --> 00:02:37,021 Someone. 70 00:02:40,993 --> 00:02:42,459 Someone. 71 00:02:42,494 --> 00:02:44,028 Holy shit! 72 00:02:46,899 --> 00:02:48,866 [Gasping continues] 73 00:02:51,904 --> 00:02:54,037 [Ash grunts] He's here. 74 00:02:54,071 --> 00:02:56,072 - Who, who's here? - Him. 75 00:02:56,107 --> 00:02:58,141 He tore the whole place apart. 76 00:02:58,175 --> 00:02:59,809 FISHER: Okay, you're in shock, 77 00:02:59,843 --> 00:03:01,177 we need to stop the blood flow. 78 00:03:01,212 --> 00:03:02,979 [Man groans] [Fisher gasps] 79 00:03:03,014 --> 00:03:04,147 Please. 80 00:03:04,181 --> 00:03:05,548 Just kill me. 81 00:03:05,582 --> 00:03:07,317 Easy, pal. We're not gonna kill anybody. 82 00:03:07,351 --> 00:03:09,685 Get you all fixed up. 83 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,054 Okay, first things first... 84 00:03:11,088 --> 00:03:11,922 - CROSBY: Get away from him! - What? 85 00:03:11,956 --> 00:03:13,589 He's one of those things, isn't he?! 86 00:03:13,624 --> 00:03:15,691 He's one of those things! 87 00:03:16,126 --> 00:03:17,826 [Suspenseful music playing] 88 00:03:30,474 --> 00:03:31,745 So... 89 00:03:33,686 --> 00:03:34,686 who the fuck are you guys, 90 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:37,012 and why are you roaming around my camp? 91 00:03:37,047 --> 00:03:39,113 Uh, first off, apologies. 92 00:03:39,148 --> 00:03:40,628 [Chuckles] I guess we caught you guys 93 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:42,717 at something of an inconvenient time. 94 00:03:42,752 --> 00:03:43,952 We're just lookin' for Lem. 95 00:03:43,986 --> 00:03:45,921 He said he could help us out. 96 00:03:45,955 --> 00:03:47,522 - You know Lem? - Oh, I know Lem. 97 00:03:47,557 --> 00:03:48,723 Yeah, he's a good friend of mine. 98 00:03:48,758 --> 00:03:51,225 I just saw him at the diner, he invited us here. 99 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:53,962 I've met you before. 100 00:03:53,996 --> 00:03:54,996 Where you from? 101 00:03:54,997 --> 00:03:57,298 Me? Nowhere near here. 102 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:58,099 [Banging] Fuck! 103 00:03:58,133 --> 00:03:59,413 [Deadite groaning] Where is he? 104 00:03:59,435 --> 00:04:00,769 - Fuck! - MAN: The roof! 105 00:04:00,803 --> 00:04:02,637 He's back! 106 00:04:02,672 --> 00:04:05,106 Ah, who's "he"? 107 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:06,540 Lem. 108 00:04:06,575 --> 00:04:08,142 Lem Lem? 109 00:04:08,177 --> 00:04:11,946 He got back to the camp, about an hour ago. 110 00:04:11,981 --> 00:04:14,715 At first I thought he was drinking again, 111 00:04:14,749 --> 00:04:15,950 but then he started, 112 00:04:15,985 --> 00:04:17,618 tearing people apart. 113 00:04:17,652 --> 00:04:18,853 Oh, boy. 114 00:04:18,887 --> 00:04:20,088 AUSTIN: His eyes were all white and crazy. 115 00:04:20,122 --> 00:04:21,655 Looked like a fuckin' monster. 116 00:04:21,690 --> 00:04:23,291 Oh, of course he did. 117 00:04:23,325 --> 00:04:24,692 [Banging, scampering] 118 00:04:24,726 --> 00:04:28,162 DELMONT: Keep your weapons trained on the roof! 119 00:04:28,197 --> 00:04:29,763 - We gotta get the hell out of here. - Okay. 120 00:04:29,798 --> 00:04:31,966 I wouldn't be roamin' around anywhere if I were you. 121 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,601 What the hell do you know?! 122 00:04:33,635 --> 00:04:35,803 Let me dumb it down for ya. 123 00:04:35,837 --> 00:04:37,838 What's out there knows that you're alive, 124 00:04:37,873 --> 00:04:40,641 and it wants you to be... un-alive. 125 00:04:40,675 --> 00:04:42,195 [Banging continues] [Crosby gasps] 126 00:04:45,179 --> 00:04:48,849 I know exactly what we're dealing with. 127 00:04:48,884 --> 00:04:50,851 Big Brother put a virus in our air supply. 128 00:04:50,886 --> 00:04:52,853 Turned Lem into some sort of... mummy! 129 00:04:52,888 --> 00:04:53,753 Well, that's a new one. 130 00:04:53,787 --> 00:04:55,655 Yeah, yeah, but we were ready for it. 131 00:04:55,689 --> 00:04:57,924 Were ya, okay. Wow. 132 00:04:57,958 --> 00:04:59,359 You guys are survivalists. 133 00:04:59,394 --> 00:05:00,960 Here's how you survive. 134 00:05:00,995 --> 00:05:03,796 Give us our weapons back, and get the fuck out of our way. 135 00:05:03,831 --> 00:05:06,366 [Scampering] LEM: I'm gonna get you! 136 00:05:06,401 --> 00:05:08,268 Oh, why don't you come out, 137 00:05:08,302 --> 00:05:10,370 you motherfuckin' piece of shit?! 138 00:05:10,405 --> 00:05:13,306 Come on, I'll kill you myself! 139 00:05:13,341 --> 00:05:15,675 Probably not the best idea, Kel. 140 00:05:17,011 --> 00:05:19,045 [Scampering stops] 141 00:05:19,079 --> 00:05:21,915 Yeah, that's what I thought. 142 00:05:23,551 --> 00:05:24,951 That's how I know you. 143 00:05:24,985 --> 00:05:25,752 You was at the lockup when 144 00:05:25,786 --> 00:05:27,654 I was tossed in a few years ago! 145 00:05:27,688 --> 00:05:29,288 She's a cop! 146 00:05:29,322 --> 00:05:32,692 So who the fuck are you guys really, huh? 147 00:05:33,928 --> 00:05:35,862 [Speaking softly] You the government? 148 00:05:35,896 --> 00:05:38,031 You were the last people to see Lem. 149 00:05:39,332 --> 00:05:41,067 What are you, huh? 150 00:05:41,101 --> 00:05:43,802 Checkin' in to see if your little experiment worked? 151 00:05:43,836 --> 00:05:45,471 What did you do to him? You tell me! 152 00:05:45,505 --> 00:05:47,473 - What did you do to Lem?! - Back off. 153 00:05:47,507 --> 00:05:49,027 MAN 2: Watch your six! Watch your six! 154 00:05:53,746 --> 00:05:55,381 [eerie music playing] [wind howling] 155 00:06:05,292 --> 00:06:07,092 I would stay away from there if I were you. 156 00:06:07,126 --> 00:06:09,527 Not looking for your input, tough guy. 157 00:06:19,906 --> 00:06:22,774 [Insects buzzing] 158 00:06:22,809 --> 00:06:25,777 See? 159 00:06:25,812 --> 00:06:26,778 It's per... [Lem growling] 160 00:06:26,813 --> 00:06:28,647 - [Lance screamin] - Lance! 161 00:06:28,681 --> 00:06:29,915 Lance! 162 00:06:29,949 --> 00:06:32,549 No, you motherfucker! [Yelling at once] 163 00:06:33,952 --> 00:06:36,520 We need to get the fuck out of here! 164 00:06:36,554 --> 00:06:38,889 [Bullets whizzing] [Ash yells] 165 00:06:42,928 --> 00:06:44,729 You ain't goin' nowhere. 166 00:06:46,632 --> 00:06:48,365 [Fisher and Ash grunting] 167 00:06:51,637 --> 00:06:52,937 CROSBY: Enjoy! 168 00:06:52,971 --> 00:06:55,538 Maybe your old friend Lem will find you down there. 169 00:06:57,441 --> 00:06:59,009 [door slamming, locking] 170 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:00,510 [Groaning] 171 00:07:00,544 --> 00:07:01,945 FISHER: What was that? 172 00:07:01,979 --> 00:07:03,100 ASH: You know what that was. 173 00:07:03,114 --> 00:07:04,514 There's two more we gotta get! 174 00:07:04,548 --> 00:07:05,949 Let's load up and go! 175 00:07:05,983 --> 00:07:07,684 Let's move it out! [Radio squawking] 176 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:08,952 [Whispers] Shit. 177 00:07:08,986 --> 00:07:10,086 MAN 3: Yeah! 178 00:07:10,121 --> 00:07:12,388 We got to figure out a way to get them out of there. 179 00:07:14,324 --> 00:07:15,759 [Brakes squealing] 180 00:07:15,793 --> 00:07:17,226 - MAN 4: Over there! - Come on. 181 00:07:17,261 --> 00:07:18,594 - I see 'em, I see 'em! - Let's move. 182 00:07:18,629 --> 00:07:19,795 - Shit. - Let's go. 183 00:07:19,829 --> 00:07:21,430 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 184 00:07:21,465 --> 00:07:22,465 Whoa, watch it. 185 00:07:22,466 --> 00:07:24,133 Hold on, I'm tryin' somethin' here. 186 00:07:24,168 --> 00:07:26,035 - [buzzing] - Hey. 187 00:07:26,069 --> 00:07:27,770 [Ash laughing] 188 00:07:27,804 --> 00:07:29,305 It works! 189 00:07:29,339 --> 00:07:31,274 You think there's another exit door? 190 00:07:31,308 --> 00:07:34,577 Ah, no, but I'll say "yes" just to keep hope alive. 191 00:07:34,611 --> 00:07:36,579 Let's check it out. [Fisher groaning] 192 00:07:46,156 --> 00:07:49,892 Oh, a week ago, I was havin' a burger with my partner, 193 00:07:49,926 --> 00:07:53,162 and now... everything is upside down. 194 00:07:53,197 --> 00:07:56,265 Ah, took me a long time to get my head around it too, 195 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:57,833 but you're seein' the world as it really is. 196 00:07:57,867 --> 00:07:59,569 So, that's good. 197 00:07:59,603 --> 00:08:00,736 Doesn't feel good. 198 00:08:00,770 --> 00:08:02,471 Oh, most people go through life 199 00:08:02,506 --> 00:08:03,772 thinkin' they're totally safe. 200 00:08:03,807 --> 00:08:05,973 People like us, we know the truth. 201 00:08:06,008 --> 00:08:07,309 Life is hard and dangerous, 202 00:08:07,343 --> 00:08:08,910 and sometimes you just gotta chop off 203 00:08:08,944 --> 00:08:10,579 somebody's head to survive. 204 00:08:10,613 --> 00:08:12,480 [laughs] I guess. 205 00:08:12,515 --> 00:08:13,781 I guess that's true. 206 00:08:13,816 --> 00:08:15,983 But hey, this ain't so bad. 207 00:08:16,018 --> 00:08:17,452 Get to spend some quality time, 208 00:08:17,486 --> 00:08:19,153 like you've been dreamin' about. 209 00:08:19,188 --> 00:08:21,623 You think this is the right time for hitting on me? 210 00:08:21,657 --> 00:08:23,191 [laughing] There's no bad time. 211 00:08:23,226 --> 00:08:25,694 - I'm old school, baby. - Oh, you're old somethin'. 212 00:08:25,728 --> 00:08:26,894 [Banging] [Fisher gasps] 213 00:08:31,567 --> 00:08:35,503 Hey, I'm sorry I misread you. 214 00:08:35,538 --> 00:08:37,606 The woman I was with, she told me that, 215 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,941 she thought that you were the one makin' those... 216 00:08:39,975 --> 00:08:40,975 those things. 217 00:08:41,009 --> 00:08:43,378 Who's this woman? 218 00:08:43,412 --> 00:08:45,179 Her name was Ruby. 219 00:08:45,214 --> 00:08:46,214 [Wind howling] 220 00:08:46,215 --> 00:08:48,850 She was a lot like you actually. 221 00:08:48,884 --> 00:08:51,853 She spent her whole life fightin' those freaks... 222 00:08:53,622 --> 00:08:55,389 but it finally caught up to her. 223 00:08:58,861 --> 00:09:00,594 Just a normal person, 224 00:09:00,629 --> 00:09:03,231 got tangled up into somethin' that was so much bigger... 225 00:09:03,265 --> 00:09:05,233 [eerie music playing] 226 00:09:05,267 --> 00:09:06,734 Somethin' beyond her control. 227 00:09:19,213 --> 00:09:21,580 I will always be thankful she was honest with me. 228 00:09:23,549 --> 00:09:26,786 She taught me there is more out there, 229 00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:28,254 than any of us realize. 230 00:09:28,288 --> 00:09:30,256 [Lem growling] [banging] 231 00:09:30,290 --> 00:09:31,290 What was that? 232 00:09:42,969 --> 00:09:44,270 [Thumping] [Fisher gasps] 233 00:09:52,912 --> 00:09:55,313 [Suspenseful music playing] [growling] 234 00:09:55,347 --> 00:09:58,082 MAN 5: Dangerous, orders on sight! 235 00:09:58,117 --> 00:09:59,383 [radio squawking] 236 00:10:01,287 --> 00:10:02,586 [Men yelling at once] 237 00:10:04,323 --> 00:10:05,389 [Whispers] Fuck. 238 00:10:05,424 --> 00:10:06,958 We'll be okay. 239 00:10:06,992 --> 00:10:08,726 [Shouting orders] Go, go! 240 00:10:18,603 --> 00:10:20,304 [Pipes creaking] 241 00:10:26,478 --> 00:10:29,012 Hello, Ash... [Fisher gasps] 242 00:10:29,047 --> 00:10:30,614 [In deep voice] Good to see ya again. 243 00:10:30,649 --> 00:10:33,317 Wish I could say the same, Lem. 244 00:10:33,352 --> 00:10:36,687 You never wanted to drink with me, Ash. 245 00:10:36,722 --> 00:10:39,457 You said I was a bad drunk, 246 00:10:39,491 --> 00:10:41,625 that I liked the firewater. 247 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:43,661 Ah, that's before I knew it was racist. 248 00:10:43,695 --> 00:10:45,463 [Speaking softly] That was a long time ago. 249 00:10:45,497 --> 00:10:49,467 Well, maybe you'll drink with me now. 250 00:10:50,702 --> 00:10:52,303 - What the hell was that? - Ah, no big deal. 251 00:10:52,337 --> 00:10:54,972 Just a little kerosene. 252 00:10:55,006 --> 00:10:56,807 - Hey Lem, don't, don't... - Cheers! 253 00:10:56,842 --> 00:10:58,141 - Oh! - Jesus. 254 00:10:58,176 --> 00:11:00,443 [Lem growling] 255 00:11:00,478 --> 00:11:03,012 I'm coming to get you! 256 00:11:10,488 --> 00:11:12,455 Where did you go? 257 00:11:17,495 --> 00:11:19,629 How'd you pick "flamethrower" so easily? 258 00:11:19,663 --> 00:11:22,031 [Whispering] What? 259 00:11:22,065 --> 00:11:23,800 Earlier, you said you wanted a flamethrower. 260 00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:25,702 Just like that. 261 00:11:25,736 --> 00:11:29,405 Man, it's like you know exactly who you are. 262 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,807 Are you havin' a meltdown? 263 00:11:31,841 --> 00:11:32,875 What? 264 00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:34,143 No. 265 00:11:34,177 --> 00:11:36,045 Um, it's just... 266 00:11:38,916 --> 00:11:40,182 who am I? 267 00:11:42,219 --> 00:11:43,819 Who are you? 268 00:11:43,853 --> 00:11:47,589 Ah, you are... a good friend, 269 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,058 - Someone who makes more... - What, no. 270 00:11:50,092 --> 00:11:51,092 What I'm asking is, 271 00:11:51,093 --> 00:11:53,161 like, am I like an "axe" guy, 272 00:11:53,195 --> 00:11:56,064 or somebody who uses a crossbow? 273 00:11:56,098 --> 00:11:58,233 Maybe I'm a "Taser" kinda guy, 274 00:11:58,267 --> 00:12:00,268 or I don't know. 275 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,870 A rusty chain? 276 00:12:02,905 --> 00:12:05,740 You know I used a gun at the diner, 277 00:12:05,774 --> 00:12:07,022 felt kinda small. 278 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:08,276 You know what? 279 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,511 I'm glad that bein' trapped in the woods, 280 00:12:10,546 --> 00:12:12,780 hunted by an insane militia, 281 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,782 made you ask the big life questions. 282 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,084 [Pablo laughing] 283 00:12:17,986 --> 00:12:19,420 Yeah, me too. 284 00:12:19,455 --> 00:12:20,455 [Engine revving] [radio squawking] 285 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:21,722 Shh, shh, shh. 286 00:12:26,628 --> 00:12:29,697 I wish I had my rusty chain, yo. 287 00:12:29,731 --> 00:12:31,131 [Truck door closes] No. 288 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,934 [Speaking softly] Keep tryin'. 289 00:12:32,968 --> 00:12:33,968 Damn. 290 00:12:34,302 --> 00:12:36,103 LEM: Ash... 291 00:12:36,137 --> 00:12:39,039 [growling, roaring] [Fisher panting] 292 00:12:41,643 --> 00:12:43,010 Ash! 293 00:12:46,581 --> 00:12:48,281 Meet you by the creek. 294 00:12:48,315 --> 00:12:50,283 - Look they separated. - DELMONT: Austin! 295 00:12:50,317 --> 00:12:52,151 - That's good, that's good. - Hey Austin. 296 00:12:52,186 --> 00:12:55,288 Hey, all we need is one gun. 297 00:12:57,291 --> 00:12:58,959 [Growls] 298 00:12:58,993 --> 00:13:00,126 LEM: Fuck! 299 00:13:02,597 --> 00:13:03,797 Ash! 300 00:13:03,831 --> 00:13:08,101 The more you hide, the more I'll make you suffer! 301 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,937 So go on, and hide! 302 00:13:10,972 --> 00:13:12,438 [wind howling] 303 00:13:21,615 --> 00:13:23,148 [Kelly gasps] [Austin laughs] 304 00:13:23,182 --> 00:13:24,249 I got one! 305 00:13:24,283 --> 00:13:25,484 Shit! 306 00:13:25,519 --> 00:13:27,586 [Both panting] 307 00:13:27,621 --> 00:13:28,621 [Grunts] 308 00:13:28,655 --> 00:13:30,022 Come on, come on. No, please. 309 00:13:30,056 --> 00:13:31,356 [Kelly gasping] Come on, come here. 310 00:13:31,391 --> 00:13:32,791 Help, gotcha! 311 00:13:32,826 --> 00:13:34,826 [Austin grunting] [Kelly yells] 312 00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:36,661 [laughing] Yes. 313 00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:39,631 [Suspenseful music playing] 314 00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:43,167 Nice try. 315 00:14:03,254 --> 00:14:04,254 [Buzzing] 316 00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:09,927 [Engine starting] 317 00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:16,499 [Tires screeching] 318 00:14:18,669 --> 00:14:20,203 Get in the back. [Kelly groaning] 319 00:14:23,407 --> 00:14:24,474 [Both grunting] 320 00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:28,511 I'm gonna get you pregnant later. 321 00:14:28,546 --> 00:14:30,080 Won't your sister be jealous of us? 322 00:14:30,114 --> 00:14:31,554 [Austin chuckling] [Kelly spits] 323 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:36,351 - Mm. - Uncle Sam will never outsmart 324 00:14:36,386 --> 00:14:38,353 a couple'a deep woods Michigan boys. 325 00:14:38,388 --> 00:14:41,022 We're not with Uncle Sam, you fuckin' knob! 326 00:14:41,057 --> 00:14:42,257 We're on the same side. 327 00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:43,725 Save your lies, Hillary. 328 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,060 PABLO: Hey, you fucking moron. 329 00:14:45,095 --> 00:14:47,028 [Lance cheering] 330 00:14:47,063 --> 00:14:48,863 This has nothin' to do with the government. 331 00:14:48,898 --> 00:14:50,265 There is something evil out there! 332 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,067 Oh, I know all about the evil out there. 333 00:14:52,102 --> 00:14:54,669 It's not the government! 334 00:14:54,704 --> 00:14:55,704 Lance? 335 00:14:57,807 --> 00:14:59,741 [Growling] It's me! 336 00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:01,676 [Yelling] Oh my God! 337 00:15:05,247 --> 00:15:07,448 [Hissing] [gasping] 338 00:15:07,483 --> 00:15:08,549 Shit! 339 00:15:09,986 --> 00:15:11,586 What the fuck? 340 00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:13,553 [Both grunting] 341 00:15:13,588 --> 00:15:15,055 Shit! 342 00:15:15,090 --> 00:15:16,690 Pablo! 343 00:15:16,725 --> 00:15:18,191 [Kelly gasping] [grunting continues] 344 00:15:18,226 --> 00:15:20,193 Pablo, do something! 345 00:15:20,228 --> 00:15:21,328 Pablo! 346 00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,034 [Kelly gasping] 347 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,038 We're out of time! 348 00:15:31,072 --> 00:15:32,272 Pablo, go! 349 00:15:34,742 --> 00:15:36,409 Pablo! [Yelling] 350 00:15:36,444 --> 00:15:37,744 [Lance and Kelly groaning] 351 00:15:37,778 --> 00:15:39,712 Hang on! Shit! 352 00:15:41,449 --> 00:15:43,583 Fuck! 353 00:15:43,618 --> 00:15:45,885 Here we go! 354 00:15:45,919 --> 00:15:46,919 [Kelly yelling] 355 00:15:49,857 --> 00:15:51,291 One! [Lance roaring] 356 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,325 Two! 357 00:15:52,359 --> 00:15:53,259 Three! 358 00:15:53,293 --> 00:15:56,061 [Lance and Kelly grunt] [screeching] 359 00:15:56,095 --> 00:15:57,196 [Both panting] 360 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,934 Hey, nice drivin'. 361 00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,939 Oh, thanks. 362 00:16:07,974 --> 00:16:12,778 So, maybe I'm a "pick-up truck" kinda guy? 363 00:16:12,812 --> 00:16:15,681 [laughing] Yeah, maybe. 364 00:16:15,715 --> 00:16:16,915 Oh. 365 00:16:18,284 --> 00:16:20,451 Oh, hello handsome. 366 00:16:22,221 --> 00:16:24,156 Okay. 367 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:26,792 So what's the plan? 368 00:16:26,826 --> 00:16:28,760 You're gonna get that guy's gas mask. 369 00:16:28,795 --> 00:16:30,035 We're gonna ambush these hicks, 370 00:16:30,063 --> 00:16:31,129 and save Ash. 371 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,797 Um, uh, that mask? 372 00:16:32,831 --> 00:16:34,231 Well yeah, it's the only one around. 373 00:16:34,232 --> 00:16:37,835 Uh... do you really think I need one? 374 00:16:37,869 --> 00:16:39,070 In order for this plan to work, yeah, 375 00:16:39,104 --> 00:16:42,606 'cause you need to be in disguise. 376 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,110 Look, I'll clean the blood off with my shirt, okay? 377 00:16:46,144 --> 00:16:47,945 Yeah, no, no. I-I got this. 378 00:16:50,315 --> 00:16:52,615 [Sighing] I got this. 379 00:16:52,649 --> 00:16:53,750 Hey. 380 00:16:58,689 --> 00:17:00,623 Pssh, he gone. 381 00:17:00,657 --> 00:17:02,826 All right, just pull it off. Come on. 382 00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:05,228 Look, it's a process, okay? 383 00:17:05,262 --> 00:17:06,629 I'm getting there. 384 00:17:06,663 --> 00:17:08,865 Jeez, you know I-I've been through a lot. 385 00:17:13,269 --> 00:17:14,302 [Suspenseful music playing] [Lance growling] 386 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,637 Oh, shit! Fuck, Kelly! 387 00:17:15,671 --> 00:17:18,173 - Oh my... - Oh, kill him now! 388 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,908 [Pablo and Kelly yelling] 389 00:17:19,943 --> 00:17:21,043 [Yelling] 390 00:17:22,411 --> 00:17:23,746 - Pablo! - Ah! 391 00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:24,813 Duck! 392 00:17:27,117 --> 00:17:29,351 Oh shit! Don't shoot me please! 393 00:17:29,385 --> 00:17:31,219 It's not my fault! [Pablo shrieking] 394 00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:38,793 Whose fault is it?! 395 00:17:40,295 --> 00:17:43,497 It's the gun's fault! 396 00:17:43,531 --> 00:17:46,033 [Shrieking continues] These things are dangerous! 397 00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:47,909 [Pablo and Kelly screaming] [Lance roaring] 398 00:17:50,471 --> 00:17:51,537 Ha! 399 00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:53,640 [Gasping] Oh, shit! 400 00:17:55,076 --> 00:17:56,143 [Pablo grunting] 401 00:18:01,115 --> 00:18:02,582 - Pablo! - [Pablo shrieks] 402 00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:06,653 You're good to grab that mask now. 403 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,760 [Suspenseful music playing] 404 00:18:14,795 --> 00:18:17,096 [Lem roaring] 405 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,363 [Growling] 406 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,102 Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 407 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,703 Hey, you see what I see? 408 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,605 [Panting] Oh, daylight. 409 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,739 [Ash laughing] 410 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,912 - Crap. - Shit. 411 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,715 Wait a minute. Propane. 412 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:40,285 We'll just blow the asshole up. 413 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,386 No we won't. 414 00:18:43,433 --> 00:18:44,433 I've got an idea, 415 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,157 but you're gonna have to follow my lead. 416 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:49,994 I like a lady who takes charge. 417 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,229 Help! 418 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:52,263 Help! 419 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,932 That's your idea?! 420 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,600 Trust me. 421 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,935 [Chain rattling] 422 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,137 Lem, I can't take it! Help me! 423 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,406 Help me, please! 424 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,107 [growling] 425 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,645 Ash! I'm coming to get you! 426 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,448 [Snarling] 427 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,487 What happened? 428 00:19:16,521 --> 00:19:17,989 Where the hell is everybody? 429 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:20,959 Right here, asshole. 430 00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:22,025 MAN 6: What, oh! 431 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,594 [man groans] [trigger clicks] 432 00:19:23,628 --> 00:19:26,163 One false move, and I will Second Amendment 433 00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:28,332 your brains all over this truck. 434 00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:31,301 [Eerie music playing] 435 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:34,872 [Lem growling] 436 00:19:34,906 --> 00:19:36,540 [Chuckling] 437 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,308 Friends. 438 00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:41,812 [laughing] 439 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:47,918 Let's party. 440 00:19:53,056 --> 00:19:55,692 [Lem grunting] 441 00:19:55,726 --> 00:19:56,826 [Both grunting] 442 00:19:58,996 --> 00:20:00,296 My brain! 443 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,865 [both grunting] 444 00:20:01,899 --> 00:20:02,999 Good news, Lem. 445 00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:04,333 You won't even know it's gone. 446 00:20:04,368 --> 00:20:06,870 [Roaring] 447 00:20:06,904 --> 00:20:07,904 [Fisher gasping] Diesel. 448 00:20:07,905 --> 00:20:10,239 Oh, shit. 449 00:20:10,274 --> 00:20:11,541 [Roaring continues] 450 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,881 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah! 451 00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:20,016 Strike! 452 00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:21,117 [All grunting] 453 00:20:23,453 --> 00:20:25,421 Ruff! [Fisher giggles] 454 00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:26,895 [Lem and Ash grunting] [yelling] 455 00:20:29,893 --> 00:20:30,927 [Lem snarling] 456 00:20:30,961 --> 00:20:31,961 No! 457 00:20:33,062 --> 00:20:35,163 Shit's about to get real! 458 00:20:35,197 --> 00:20:37,198 [Groaning] 459 00:20:37,233 --> 00:20:38,533 [Fisher and Lem grunting] 460 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,275 [Fisher yells, panting] 461 00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:48,543 Safety last! 462 00:20:49,812 --> 00:20:51,046 [Ash grunting] 463 00:20:53,115 --> 00:20:54,349 [Ash laughing] 464 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,017 Well, that was fun. [Fisher chuckling] 465 00:20:56,052 --> 00:20:58,086 We should get handcuffed together more often. 466 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,087 You wouldn't even know what to do with me. 467 00:21:00,121 --> 00:21:02,189 Oh honey bunny, I would destroy you 468 00:21:02,223 --> 00:21:03,658 in the best possible way. 469 00:21:03,692 --> 00:21:04,926 Oh... 470 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,060 You know I was gonna take that propane, 471 00:21:06,094 --> 00:21:06,994 and blow the doors off, 472 00:21:07,028 --> 00:21:10,932 but I'll happily blow your doors off first. 473 00:21:10,966 --> 00:21:11,999 Really? 474 00:21:13,502 --> 00:21:14,836 [Romantic music playing] 475 00:21:17,716 --> 00:21:18,716 PABLO: Ash! [Door opening] 476 00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:20,942 Fisher! [Fisher laughing] 477 00:21:20,976 --> 00:21:23,778 KELLY: Are you alive in there? 478 00:21:23,812 --> 00:21:25,847 - Rain check. - Oh. 479 00:21:29,184 --> 00:21:30,585 [Man grunts] MAN 7: Shit! 480 00:21:35,457 --> 00:21:36,423 Looks like you guys already went 481 00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:37,992 shoppin' for the good stuff. 482 00:21:38,026 --> 00:21:39,926 Yeah. Fuck a flamethrower. 483 00:21:39,961 --> 00:21:42,162 This guy has got girth. 484 00:21:42,197 --> 00:21:43,830 Oh, yeah. 485 00:21:43,865 --> 00:21:46,600 I think I found my own boomstick. 486 00:21:46,634 --> 00:21:48,602 [Pablo laughing] [Kelly gasps] 487 00:21:52,707 --> 00:21:53,940 Jesus, Pablo. [Shattering] 488 00:21:53,975 --> 00:21:55,742 Shit! 489 00:21:55,776 --> 00:21:56,776 My bad. 490 00:21:56,811 --> 00:21:58,678 Ah, yeah. You know what? 491 00:21:58,713 --> 00:22:01,314 I think a gun might be better. 492 00:22:03,985 --> 00:22:05,318 Looks good on you. 493 00:22:11,325 --> 00:22:13,760 Save those cuffs, baby, we'll use 'em later. 494 00:22:13,794 --> 00:22:15,995 It never turns off with you, does it? 495 00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:19,432 Baby cakes, I don't know how to turn it off. 496 00:22:19,466 --> 00:22:21,367 [Clamoring] Help, help! 497 00:22:21,402 --> 00:22:23,202 Jesus fuckin' mother... 498 00:22:23,237 --> 00:22:24,637 Help! Help us! 499 00:22:24,671 --> 00:22:25,771 Help! 500 00:22:25,805 --> 00:22:26,672 Help! 501 00:22:26,706 --> 00:22:28,974 [Austin growling] Help, help! 502 00:22:38,985 --> 00:22:40,352 [triumphant music playing] 503 00:22:44,267 --> 00:22:45,267 See? 504 00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:48,527 In this war everybody's on the same side. 505 00:22:48,562 --> 00:22:50,563 Hey, go ahead and cut yourself free. 506 00:22:50,597 --> 00:22:53,565 I'd get as far away from here as possible. 507 00:22:53,599 --> 00:22:55,633 So, ah, we hittin' this cabin or what? 508 00:22:55,668 --> 00:22:56,901 'Cause I'm ready to kick some ass. 509 00:22:56,936 --> 00:22:57,936 Yeah, me too. 510 00:22:57,970 --> 00:22:59,571 I feel like we're ready for anything. 511 00:22:59,605 --> 00:23:00,705 Hey. 512 00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:05,142 Just so you know, 513 00:23:05,177 --> 00:23:08,913 each of you has a very special place in my heart. 514 00:23:08,948 --> 00:23:11,348 Good job stayin' alive. 515 00:23:11,383 --> 00:23:12,549 Keep it up. 516 00:23:14,418 --> 00:23:15,919 Amen. 517 00:23:15,954 --> 00:23:18,889 Aww, someone inhaled too much kerosene. 518 00:23:18,923 --> 00:23:20,356 [laughter] 519 00:23:20,391 --> 00:23:21,925 Now come on, 520 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,961 we've got some Deadites to mow down! 521 00:23:26,965 --> 00:23:27,998 [sighs] 522 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:31,501 So ah, where's this big, bad cabin at anyway, Ash? 523 00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:34,237 Ash? 524 00:23:37,408 --> 00:23:39,275 Where'd he go? 525 00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:41,211 Ash? 526 00:23:41,245 --> 00:23:43,012 Hello? 527 00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:44,314 Jefe? 528 00:23:44,315 --> 00:23:52,315 - synced and corrected by kategreen - - resync by GoldenBeard - - www.Addic7ed.com - 34744

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