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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:36,670 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 2 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,712 Woman: WHEN I WAS GOING THROUGH MY WARDROBE, 3 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:47,515 I FOUND AN EXTRA HAIRPIN ON THE FLOOR. 4 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:50,151 Second woman: THAT'S NOTHING, I FOUND HER HAIR IN MY BED. 5 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:58,126 * JUST ANOTHER TRAGEDY 6 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:01,662 * OF A DOWN-AND-OUT, I GUESS * 7 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:04,398 * FOR I AM SELLING THE THING * 8 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:10,838 * THAT MEANS EVERYTHING TO MY LIFE AND MY HAPPINESS * 9 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:19,880 Woman: SOME WOMEN BRING HAPPINESS WHEREVER THEY GO. 10 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,450 OTHERS, WHENEVER THEY GO. 11 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:23,817 I DO BOTH. 12 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:26,620 HUSBANDS LIKE TO SEE ME COME... 13 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:29,523 WIVES PREFER TO SEE ME GO. 14 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:31,892 Woman, whispering: THERE SHE IS! THAT'S HER. 15 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,861 Second woman: WHOSE HUSBAND DIDN'T SHE SLEEP WITH? 16 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:34,862 WHO'S SHE WITH NOW? 17 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:35,863 WHO KNOWS? 18 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,231 SHE'S OLDER THAN I THOUGHT. 19 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:38,866 SHH! LOOK, LOOK! WATCH. 20 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,403 THIS'LL TEACH HER. 21 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,737 I'M SORRY, MRS. ERLYNNE, 22 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,873 BUT THAT ACCOUNT WAS CLOSED-- 23 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:47,475 BY MRS. FAIRCHILD. 24 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,880 I WISH YOU'D TOLD ME BEFORE I ORDERED THE BORDEAUX. 25 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:56,850 WHAT BORDEAUX, MRS. ERLYNNE? 26 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:59,453 JOE, YOU'RE MY KIND OF GUY. 27 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:02,390 IS SHE BEHIND ME? 28 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,592 IN THE BLUE. 29 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,794 CHARGE IT TO SENATOR KLEGHORN. 30 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:09,663 THAT'S MRS. KLEGHORN SITTING NEXT TO MRS. FAIRCHILD. 31 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:10,731 WHAT A SMALL WORLD. 32 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:12,700 AND MRS. WINTERS ON HER RIGHT. 33 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:16,370 OH. AND GETTING SMALLER. 34 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:17,805 YOU WANNA GO OUT THE BACK? 35 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,208 NO, NO. IF YOU GO OUT THE BACK, 36 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,809 YOU'LL NEVER COME IN THE FRONT, JOE. 37 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:25,879 A LADY ALWAYS LEAVES THE WAY SHE CAME. 38 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:31,885 Woman: JUST LOOK AT HER. 39 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:34,455 I THOUGHT MY HUSBAND HAD MORE TASTE. 40 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:37,358 SO SORRY TO HEAR YOU'RE LEAVING US, MRS. ERLYNNE. 41 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:39,227 I'M LEAVING YOU? 42 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,794 I'LL PREPARE YOUR BILL. 43 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:47,435 * I ASK YOU TO MAKE ME AN OFFER * 44 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:51,605 * I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH IT WILL BRING * 45 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:57,311 * IT ISN'T A LOT, BUT IT'S ALL I'VE GOT * 46 00:02:57,345 --> 00:03:01,215 * FOOLED BY AN OLD GOLD RING * 47 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:05,853 * IT'S KNOWN ME AS POOR AS A BEGGAR * 48 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:10,224 * AND IT'S KNOWN ME AS RICH AS A KING * 49 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:12,360 * AND IT'S KNOWN ME IN HELL * 50 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,862 * AND IN HEAVEN AS WELL 51 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:19,933 * FOOLED BY AN OLD GOLD RING * 52 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,878 Mrs. Erlynne: MY SUDDEN CHANGE IN CIRCUMSTANCE 53 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:33,847 WAS NOT THE ONLY REASON FOR MY DEPARTURE. 54 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:37,718 THE ITALIAN COAST IN SUMMER ATTRACTS THE RICH AND FAMOUS. 55 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,553 I'M INFAMOUS AND POOR. 56 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:41,322 CLOSE ENOUGH. 57 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:46,527 ONE DOOR CLOSES, ANOTHER OPENS. 58 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,530 SOMETIMES THAT DOOR IS NOT THE ONE YOU EXPECT. 59 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:55,002 I SAW MY CHANCE AND DECIDED TO TAKE IT. 60 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,337 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 61 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,421 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 62 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:01,735 MEG, DEAR! COME ALONG, COME ALONG. 63 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:03,537 AH, GIUSEPPINA. 64 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:05,373 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 65 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:07,375 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 66 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:10,043 IT'S THE BEST GLOVE SHOP IN THE CITY. 67 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:11,545 SHE'LL GIVE YOU A GOOD DISCOUNT. 68 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:12,780 BUT--BUT, ROBERT, I... 69 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,114 YES--NO--NOW, YOU GO ALONG, 70 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,016 I'LL FIND YOUR HUSBAND. DON'T WORRY. GO ALONG. 71 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,455 THIS WAY, MADAME. 72 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,765 THESE ARE PRETTY. 73 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,946 YOUR HAND LOOKS ABOUT RIGHT. 74 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,047 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 75 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,482 MY LITTLE SISTER. 76 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:49,483 SHE WAS ADAMANT ABOUT EVERY DETAIL, 77 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:50,784 BUT NEGLECTED TO TELL ME THE SIZE. 78 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:51,719 WOULD YOU MIND? 79 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:54,588 OH, NO, OF COURSE NOT. 80 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:57,024 IT'S ALWAYS A LITTLE SNUG THE FIRST TIME. 81 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,059 MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE OFF YOUR RING? 82 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,161 IT'S MY WEDDING RING, I NEVER TAKE IT OFF. 83 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,430 THE OTHER HAND, THEN. 84 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,069 AHEM. 85 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,608 NO NEED TO BUTTON IT. YOU CAN SEE IT FITS PERFECTLY. 86 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:16,777 Contessa: LORD DARLINGTON, YOU DEPRAVED MAN! 87 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,412 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO? 88 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:22,015 IGNORE HIM, MEG, DEAR. HE'S A GREAT SINNER 89 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,818 BUT AN EXCELLENT BRIDGE PARTNER, 90 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,687 OR I WOULD NEVER TOLERATE HIM. 91 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,188 DO YOU KNOW EACH OTHER? 92 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:28,922 THE YEAR I SPENT IN THE LONDON OFFICE. 93 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:31,058 MARGARET, I TOLD YOU ABOUT JOHN. 94 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:32,493 YOU'VE, UH, YOU'VE MET? 95 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:34,795 NO, NOT REALLY. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 96 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,196 IT'S A PLEASURE, MRS. WINDEMERE. 97 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,898 YOUR WIFE WAS HELPING ME SELECT GLOVES FOR MY MOTHER. 98 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,700 YOUR SISTER, YOU SAID. 99 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:40,868 EITHER ONE. 100 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,071 WE SHOULD HAVE DINNER. WHERE ARE YOU STAYING? 101 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:46,674 THE GRAND, BUT WE'RE TRYING TO FIND A VILLA. 102 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:49,176 SO LATE IN THE SEASON? I WARNED YOU-- 103 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,611 I KNOW ONE THAT'S COME AVAILABLE. 104 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:15,102 Lord Darlington: ISN'T IT AN ELECTION YEAR IN THE WILD WEST? 105 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:16,136 WHO SAYS I'M RUNNING? 106 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,205 IT'S PERFECT! IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 107 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:21,074 DID I MENTION THE GHOSTS? 108 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,643 IT'S EVERYTHING I IMAGINED. 109 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,077 I FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS IN A FAIRY TALE. 110 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,879 YOU ARE A PRINCESS. 111 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:28,148 THAT'S 'CAUSE I MARRIED THE PRINCE. 112 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:30,751 I HAVE HER COMPLETELY FOOLED, POOR GIRL. 113 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,152 IF I COULD FOOL A WOMAN AS PRETTY AS YOUR WIFE, 114 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,254 I WOULDN'T BE A BACHELOR. 115 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,123 NOW YOU'VE MADE HER BLUSH. 116 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:39,092 DON'T BE SILLY. COME AND SEE THE PAINTINGS. 117 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,632 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 118 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,177 WOOF! 119 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,749 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 120 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,117 [DOG BARKING] 121 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,252 COME ON. 122 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,562 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 123 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,604 Man: LADY PLYMDALE? 124 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,873 OH, IS SHE THE ONE WITH THE BIG... 125 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:28,842 FEET. ENORMOUS FEET. 126 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,310 POOR OLD PLYMDALE. 127 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,846 ACE, QUEEN, KING, JACK. NO HONORS. 128 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,048 NO, NO, NO. JOHN'S YACHT, JOHN'S RULES. 129 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,950 HAVE IT. THANK YOU. 130 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:39,553 HUGE FEET. PONTOONS. 131 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,288 YOU KNOW, IF DESIRE HAD AN ANTIDOTE, 132 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:42,322 IT WOULD BE THOSE PONTOONS OF HERS. 133 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,124 I GROW ILL THINKING OF THEM. 134 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,894 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN DIVORCED, TUPPY? 135 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,862 3, 4? I'VE SIMPLY LOST COUNT. 136 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,263 THAT'S BIGAMY. 137 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,599 BIGAMY'S HAVING ONE WIFE TOO MANY. 138 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,567 SO'S MONOGAMY. 139 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:56,003 ONE SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE A PROPER BASIS FOR MARRIAGE. 140 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,204 A MUTUAL... 141 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,271 MISUNDERSTANDING? EXACTLY. 142 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:01,274 A MAN CAN'T BE HAPPY WITH ONE WOMAN. 143 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:02,876 A MAN CAN BE HAPPY WITH ANY WOMAN... 144 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,144 AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T LOVE HER. 145 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,713 FOR A MAN WHO'S NEVER THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED, 146 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,347 YOU SEEM TO KNOW AN AWFUL LOT ABOUT IT. 147 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,282 I THOUGHT VERY SERIOUSLY OF MARRYING. 148 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,283 THAT'S WHY I'M STILL SINGLE. 149 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,351 HERE, HERE. 150 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,853 I JUST HAVEN'T MET THE RIGHT WOMAN, 151 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,054 THAT'S ALL. 152 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,656 LOOK AT CECIL, STILL WITH EDNA. 153 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:18,792 ONE KEEPS ONE'S EYES WIDE OPEN BEFORE THE WEDDING... 154 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,994 AND HALF-SHUT AFTER. 155 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:21,795 THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. 156 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:22,996 EXACTLY. 157 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:25,999 JOHN? 158 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,907 I FANCY RAISING THE STAKES. 159 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:36,143 OH! LUCKY BLIGHTER! 160 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,756 YOU DON'T LOOK AS IF YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELF. 161 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,824 OH, I AM. IT'S A VERY NICE PARTY. 162 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:51,825 CAN I GET YOU A DRINK? 163 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,927 NO, THANK YOU, I DON'T DRINK. 164 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:55,295 YOU DON'T DRINK? 165 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,797 DO I SEEM LIKE A PRIG? 166 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,265 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 167 00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,332 IT'S THE WAY I WAS RAISED. 168 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,301 IN A CONVENT? 169 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:06,406 BY MY AUNT JULIA, MY FATHER'S SISTER. 170 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,242 MY MOTHER DIED WHEN I WAS VERY LITTLE. 171 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,147 IT'S THE ONLY PICTURE I HAVE OF HER. 172 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:17,785 MY FATHER NEVER REMARRIED. 173 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:21,254 SHE'S EVERY BIT AS BEAUTIFUL AS HER DAUGHTER. 174 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,024 HAVE I OFFENDED YOU? 175 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,058 I MEANT IT AS A COMPLIMENT. 176 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,661 YOU PAY ME TOO MANY COMPLIMENTS, LORD DARLINGTON. 177 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:28,796 I'LL STOP AT ONCE. 178 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,664 THANK YOU. 179 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,900 JUST SO YOU KNOW, I MEANT EVERY ONE OF THEM. 180 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:38,405 YOU PRETEND TO BE BAD, BUT YOU'RE NOT, REALLY. 181 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:39,807 THERE IS NO GOOD OR BAD. 182 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,108 PEOPLE ARE EITHER CHARMING OR TEDIOUS. 183 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,443 IF I'VE BEEN THE LATTER, I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE. 184 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,312 I'D LIKE US TO BECOME FRIENDS. 185 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,714 WE ALREADY ARE, AREN'T WE? 186 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,716 WELL, NOT IF YOU KEEP FLATTERING ME 187 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,984 AND PAYING ME SILLY COMPLIMENTS. 188 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,452 DEFINE SILLY. 189 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,688 I WANT YOUR WORD. 190 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,356 I FIND THE BEST WAY TO KEEP MY WORD 191 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,925 IS NEVER TO GIVE IT. 192 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,732 [MAN SINGING IN ITALIAN THROUGHOUT] 193 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,436 [MEN SPEAKING ITALIAN] 194 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,980 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 195 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,749 BUON GIORNO. 196 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,032 Man: LOOK, IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL. 197 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,835 IL COMPLEANNO? MY WIFE'S BIRTHDAY? 198 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,403 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 199 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,222 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 200 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,725 THE SAPPHIRE MATCHES YOUR EYES. 201 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,462 IT'S FOR MY WIFE. 202 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:12,365 A MAN SHOULD NEVER BUY HIS WIFE JEWELRY. 203 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,067 AND WHY IS THAT? 204 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,804 IT MAKES HER WONDER WHAT HE BOUGHT HIS MISTRESS. 205 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,506 MY WIFE HAS NOTHING TO WONDER ABOUT. 206 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:23,010 SHE'S A LUCKY WOMAN. 207 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:27,815 IF I WERE YOUR WIFE, THIS IS WHAT I'D WANT. 208 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:28,849 A FAN? 209 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,419 NOT FOR STIRRING THE AIR, FOR STIRRING THE HEART. 210 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:37,190 FOR CENTURIES, AN EROTIC LANGUAGE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN. 211 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,561 IF A WOMAN PLACED IT ON HER BREAST, 212 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:45,032 LIKE THIS, IT MEANT, "I LOVE YOU." 213 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:48,168 "WHEN CAN I SEE YOU?" 214 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,402 "WAIT FOR ME." 215 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,239 "YOU MAY KISS ME." 216 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,510 "WE'RE BEING WATCHED." 217 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:03,450 I'M SOLD. 218 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,960 QUANTO? 219 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:17,064 NO, NON E IN VENDITA. NOT FOR SALE. 220 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,400 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 221 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:23,803 MY MAMA... 222 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,274 ORO VERO. 223 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,242 REAL GOLD. 224 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,345 IF YOU GIVE HIM EVERYTHING, 225 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,247 WHO'S GOING TO BUY ME AN ESPRESSO? 226 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,453 [DOGS BARKING] 227 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,155 Contessa: OH, MY BACK! 228 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,391 [DOGS BARKING] 229 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:47,861 AND AMERICANS EVERYWHERE. 230 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:51,531 YOU'D NEVER KNOW THERE WAS A DEPRESSION IN THAT COUNTRY. 231 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,100 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 232 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,638 THEY DON'T SHOP, THEY PILLAGE! 233 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,508 AND THEY SPEAK LOUDLY. 234 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,944 COULD THE ENTIRE NATION BE HARD OF HEARING? 235 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,913 SOMETHING IN THE DIET, PERHAPS? 236 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,915 BUT WE HAVE AMERICAN FRIENDS, MAMA. 237 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:08,982 WELL, THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW 238 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,417 WHAT WE SAY ABOUT THEM, DEAR. 239 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,286 IF EVERYONE KNEW WHAT EVERYONE SAID OF EACH OTHER, 240 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,923 THERE WOULDN'T BE 4 FRIENDS IN THE WORLD. 241 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,457 I LIKE AMERICA. 242 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,592 NAME ME ANOTHER SOCIETY THAT'S COME FROM BARBARISM 243 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,461 TO DECADENCE WITHOUT BOTHERING 244 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,196 TO CREATE A CIVILIZATION IN BETWEEN. 245 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,498 A TRIBUTE TO AMERICAN EFFICIENCY. 246 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,900 THERE'S MR. WINDEMERE. 247 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:29,136 OOH, HE MUST JOIN US, THEN. 248 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,370 HOO-HOO! 249 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,372 HE CAN'T SEE YOU, MAMA. 250 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,241 WHO'S THAT WITH HIM? 251 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,143 LOOKS LIKE HIS WIFE. 252 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,145 NO, I DON'T THINK IT IS. 253 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:45,152 I CAN'T SEE NOW, THEY'RE GETTING INTO THE CAR. 254 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,653 IT MUST BE THE WIFE IF SHE'S GETTING INTO THE CAR. 255 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,188 IT WASN'T HER. 256 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,191 THEN I MUST KNOW WHO IT IS! 257 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,560 I THINK WE SHOULD MIND OUR OWN BUSINESS. 258 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,662 MY OWN BUSINESS BORES ME. 259 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,231 I MUCH PREFER OTHER PEOPLE'S. 260 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,368 POOR LITTLE MEG, SHE'S SO SWEET. 261 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,370 AND THE GIRL HAS NO MOTHER. 262 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,637 I WANT TO TAKE HER TO MY BREAST. 263 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:05,973 I HAD A SIMILAR THOUGHT. 264 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,174 [CHUCKLES] 265 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,708 I DON'T SUPPOSE MR. WINDEMERE 266 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,010 WOULD BE PLEASED TO HEAR IT. 267 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,012 MARITAL BLISS IS A GREAT BURDEN 268 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,947 TO PLACE ON 2 PEOPLE, TUPPY. 269 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,549 SOMETIMES A THIRD PERSON IS NEEDED TO LIGHTEN THE LOAD. 270 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:20,687 IT WOULD SEEM MR. WINDEMERE AGREES WITH YOU. 271 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:25,625 [MAN SINGING IN ITALIAN] 272 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,693 [BELL CHIMES] 273 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,467 [WOMAN SINGING IN ITALIAN] 274 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,172 [BELL CHIMES] 275 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,424 Meg: I CAN GUESS WHAT YOU WERE DOING. 276 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,726 SHOPPING FOR MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT? 277 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,600 I WAS RIGHT. 278 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,402 WHAT DID YOU GET? 279 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,272 NOT A THING. YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR PRESENTS. 280 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,773 A HINT? 281 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,475 A TINY SPECK OF A HINT? 282 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,077 YOU HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE. 283 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,612 PERFUME? 284 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,448 STOP IT! 285 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,383 A BOOK OF POEMS? 286 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,052 UM, A DRESS? 287 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:28,055 A CROCODILE HANDBAG LIKE THE ONE THE CONTESSA HAS 288 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,590 WITH THE LITTLE CLAWS HANGING OFF THE BOTTOM. 289 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,161 NO MORE GUESSING. 290 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,162 ROBERT? 291 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,296 MM-HMM? 292 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,297 PROMISE WE WON'T END UP LIKE THOSE 293 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,100 OLD MARRIED COUPLES SITTING OPPOSITE EACH OTHER 294 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,369 AT DINNER TWIDDLING OUR FORKS WITH NOTHING TO SAY. 295 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,137 YOU, WITH NOTHING TO SAY? 296 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,808 [WHISPERING] I promise. 297 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,244 WE'LL ALWAYS TELL EACH OTHER THE TRUTH? 298 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,012 EXCEPT AROUND BIRTHDAYS. 299 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:05,325 OOH! YOU'RE FEISTY. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN READING? 300 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,459 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 301 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,196 NO, IT'S NICE. 302 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,830 TURN OUT THE LIGHTS. 303 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,465 BUT I LIKE TO SEE YOU. 304 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:13,766 PLEASE? 305 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,389 Mrs. Erlynne: I'LL TAKE THEM ALL. 306 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:39,292 Clerk: BUON GIORNO, SEÑORA. EXCUSE ME. 307 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,493 Meg: YES, I BOUGHT A SUIT. 308 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,130 IT'S BEING ALTERED FOR MARGARET WINDEMERE. 309 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,464 Clerk: AH, MRS. WINDEMERE! 310 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,265 ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. 311 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,733 THANK YOU. 312 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:53,873 FORGIVE ME. 313 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,876 YOU'RE AMERICAN, AREN'T YOU? 314 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,246 I'M FROM NEW YORK. MRS. ERLYNNE. 315 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,747 RHODE ISLAND. MRS. WINDEMERE. 316 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,817 I NEED AN OPINION FROM HOME. 317 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:05,752 NOW, BE HONEST. 318 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,858 WOULD YOU WEAR IT? 319 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:21,201 WELL, IT DOESN'T LEAVE MUCH TO THE IMAGINATION, DOES IT? 320 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,403 THAT DEPENDS ON THE IMAGINATION. 321 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,804 SOME MEN HAVE MORE THAN OTHERS. 322 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,709 I SUPPOSE IT'S CERTAINLY IMMODEST. 323 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,110 DO YOU THINK IT'S VULGAR? 324 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:35,915 SOME PEOPLE MIGHT. 325 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,917 IS YOUR HUSBAND WITH YOU? 326 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,886 I'D LOVE A MAN'S OPINION. 327 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:43,290 I CAN TELL YOU, HE'S VERY CONSERVATIVE. 328 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,758 A WOMAN DOESN'T ALWAYS KNOW HER OWN HUSBAND. 329 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,394 OH, I KNOW ROBERT. WE'VE BEEN MARRIED OVER A YEAR. 330 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,797 A YEAR? PRACTICALLY FOREVER. 331 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,532 Clerk: HERE IT IS, SEÑORA. 332 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,635 OH, THANK YOU. 333 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,404 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. COME BACK AGAIN TO SEE US. 334 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,771 YES. 335 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,873 GOOD-BYE. 336 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,342 YOU'RE NOT TAKING THE HAT? 337 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,910 THE COLOR LOOKS PERFECT ON YOU. 338 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,312 DON'T YOU LIKE IT? 339 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,846 NO, I HAVE NOWHERE TO WEAR IT. 340 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,281 IT'S NOT EXACTLY CHURCH ON SUNDAY. 341 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,749 WHY NOT? 342 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,619 CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT PEOPLE WOULD SAY? 343 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,787 IF WE'RE ALWAYS GUIDED BY OTHER PEOPLE'S THOUGHTS, 344 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,489 WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING OUR OWN? 345 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,327 IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU, MRS. ERWIN. 346 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,328 ERLYNNE. 347 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,296 ERLYNNE! 348 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,415 SHE WAS STAYING IN A PENSIONE, 349 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,951 NOW SHE'S IN A VILLA A FEW MINUTES FROM THE CLUB! 350 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,555 HE'S THERE! 351 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,796 I CAN'T HELP SEEING HIM. 352 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,770 HE COMES AND GOES ALL HOURS OF THE DAY. 353 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,541 OF COURSE, IN PUBLIC, SHE'S ALWAYS WITH OTHER MEN. 354 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,847 SHE WEARS NOTHING BUT THE LATEST FASHIONS. 355 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,685 SOMEBODY MUST BE GIVING HER A VERY GENEROUS ALLOWANCE. 356 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,420 Woman: SILENCIO! 357 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:23,790 AND SHE'LL HAVE HER HAND IN TUPPY'S POCKET NEXT 358 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,925 IF HE DOESN'T WAKE UP. 359 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,361 SHE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN A COMMON PROSTITUTE! 360 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,896 All: SHH! 361 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:33,966 AND MRS. WINDEMERE HAS NO IDEA? 362 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,569 NONE AT ALL. 363 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,338 [BOY SINGING IN LATIN] 364 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,515 [GASPS] OH, TERRIBLY SORRY. 365 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,283 SHE MUST BE ON THE TERRACE. 366 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,302 [GASPS] 367 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:10,570 I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO FRIGHTEN YOU. 368 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,638 YES, YOU DID. 369 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,341 YES, I DID. WHAT'S THAT? 370 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,075 I'M MAKING A MENU FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. 371 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,779 WHAT'S ITALIAN FOR LOBSTER? 372 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,614 ARAGOSTA. 373 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,751 ARAGOSTA. 374 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,319 VERY GOOD. 375 00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:28,054 NOW YOU'VE MADE ME HUNGRY. LEAVE IT. 376 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,790 COME ON, EVERYONE'S LUNCHING AT THE CLUB. 377 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:33,560 OK, I'LL GET ROBERT. 378 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:37,397 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 379 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:43,470 [RING] 380 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,937 YES? 381 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,344 I THOUGHT YOU AGREED NOT TO CALL ME AT HOME. 382 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,346 HOW CAN I SEDUCE YOU IF YOU ALWAYS BRING YOUR HUSBAND? 383 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:55,982 TOO SLOW! 384 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,417 [BOTH LAUGHING] 385 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,620 ALL RIGHT. 386 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:03,990 YES, YES, I'LL BE THERE. 387 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:04,991 IN AN HOUR. 388 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:05,992 Meg: ROBERT! 389 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,694 OK, IN AN HOUR. BYE. 390 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:08,761 ROBERT, IT'S QUITTING TIME, WE'RE GOING TO LUNCH. 391 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:10,730 CAN'T. SORRY. 392 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:13,833 YOU'RE WORKING. 393 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,635 MONEY NEVER SLEEPS. 394 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,671 BUGGER! 395 00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:23,109 ALL PAYING JOBS ABSORB AND DEGRADE THE MIND. 396 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,911 YOU'VE NEVER HAD A PAYING JOB. 397 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,646 I REST MY CASE. 398 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,148 CULTIVATED LEISURE IS MAN'S TRUE CALLING. 399 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,384 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SEND SOME TELEGRAMS IN TOWN. 400 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:32,385 I'LL WAIT FOR YOU. 401 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:34,053 I'LL BE ALL AFTERNOON. 402 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,055 I DON'T WANT YOU TO WASTE THE DAY. 403 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:38,758 DO YOU MIND, JOHN? 404 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,427 DO I MIND? 405 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,128 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 406 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,641 NOW, IF YOU HAVE TO ESCORT THAT WOMAN TO THE OPERA, 407 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:55,875 PLEASE DON'T SIT WITH US. 408 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,610 THINK OF ALESSANDRA. 409 00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:59,178 MRS. ERLYNNE HAS HER OWN SEATS. 410 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,180 AND WHO DO YOU THINK PAYS FOR HER SEATS? 411 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,482 HER UNCLE JUST DIED. 412 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:03,850 SHE'S COME INTO SOME MONEY. 413 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,052 AND MR. WINDEMERE'S VISITS? 414 00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:08,120 HE'S MANAGING HER INVESTMENTS, OF COURSE. 415 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:10,523 YOU'RE SO FOND OF GOSSIP, 416 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,025 YOU DON'T GIVE THE TRUTH A CHANCE TO PUT ITS PANTS ON. 417 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:16,896 IT'S NOT THE TRUTH THAT'S GOING WITHOUT PANTS, CARO TUPPY. 418 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:19,566 WOULD YOU MIND NOT SMOKING? 419 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:22,134 IT MAKES ME FEEL SO ROMANTIC. 420 00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:26,072 ANYTHING TOO STUPID TO BE SAID IS SUNG. 421 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:27,206 HOW IS THAT ROMANTIC? 422 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:31,578 AND THE WOMEN ARE ALL SO FLESHY. 423 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,880 EXCUSE ME, THAT'S MY FOOT. 424 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,047 RIGHT OVER HERE? 425 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:38,117 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 426 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,131 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 427 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,868 FRIED ANCHOVIES AND CLAMS IN A BAG. DELICIOUS. 428 00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:57,970 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 429 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,808 CAREFUL, IT'S HOT. 430 00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:03,943 YOU TOLD ROBERT WE WERE GOING TO THE CLUB. 431 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:05,712 I HAVE A VERY POOR SENSE OF DIRECTION. 432 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:07,747 YOU HAVE A VERY POOR SENSE OF DECORUM. 433 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,149 I NEVER USE THAT WORD. I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT MEANS. 434 00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:11,851 AT THE CLUB, WE'D BE WITH OTHER PEOPLE. 435 00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:13,119 YOU'RE RIGHT. 436 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:15,121 HERE WE ARE, IN THE SUNSHINE, 437 00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:17,657 EATING FISH LITERALLY JUST OFF THE BOAT, 438 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,726 WHEN WE COULD BE SQUASHED BETWEEN LORD TUBBY 439 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,794 AND CECIL THE SCINTILLATING, 440 00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:24,531 LISTENING TO ONE OR THE OTHER GRIPE ABOUT HIS DIGESTION. 441 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:27,734 WHILE THE CONTESSA, IN A COUNTER-MEDLEY, WAILS THAT ALESSANDRA 442 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,736 CARES MORE FOR THE MATING HABITS 443 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:32,271 OF THE BLUE-BELLIED FINCH THAN THOSE OF HER OWN SPECIES, 444 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,941 AND THE WIDOW PLYMDALE BATS HER EYES LONGINGLY 445 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,744 AT EVERY PASSING PAIR OF TROU. 446 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:40,079 ALL OF WHICH, MIND YOU, IS TIME WELL SPENT IN MY BOOK, 447 00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:42,281 SO, YES, I TAKE YOUR POINT. I CAN'T ARGUE. 448 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,816 AT THE CLUB, WE'D BE WITH OTHER PEOPLE. 449 00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:48,888 AFRAID WE'LL BE SEEN? 450 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,758 SET THE CHINS WAGGING? 451 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:55,227 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND WORSE THAN BEING TALKED ABOUT? 452 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:58,598 NOT BEING TALKED ABOUT AT ALL. 453 00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:43,710 MRS. ERLYNNE WILL SEE YOU UPSTAIRS. 454 00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:49,315 IN HER BEDROOM. 455 00:25:49,348 --> 00:25:50,917 THANK YOU. 456 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:53,052 I WON'T BE LONG. 457 00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:54,721 [WHISPERING] I won't be long! 458 00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:55,321 HEE HEE! 459 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:09,736 Robert: THIS IS EXPENSIVE. 460 00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:11,203 NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU. 461 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:12,905 I KNOW. I PAID FOR IT. 462 00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:14,741 HEH HEH! WELL, THERE IS THAT. 463 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:17,076 SHOULD WE BE DRINKING THIS EARLY IN THE DAY? 464 00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:18,745 WELL, SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD 465 00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:20,246 IT'S VERY LATE. 466 00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:22,148 I DON'T WANT YOU THINKING I MAKE A HABIT OF THIS. 467 00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:24,984 IS THAT WHY YOU LOOK SO GUILTY? 468 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:26,819 I DON'T LIKE LYING TO HER. 469 00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:28,220 I SHOULD GO. 470 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:30,022 SHE'S ONLY GONE TO LUNCH. 471 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:35,094 THIS IS ALL THE CASH I HAVE RIGHT NOW. 472 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:37,229 I'LL SET YOU UP WITH AN ACCOUNT. 473 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,932 YOU CAN DRAW ON IT DIRECTLY. 474 00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:42,401 I MET MEG. 475 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,403 IT WAS BY CHANCE. 476 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,238 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 477 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:48,407 SHE HAD NO IDEA WHO I WAS. 478 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,842 YOU SPOKE TO HER? 479 00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:52,011 MM-HMM. FOR A MINUTE. 480 00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:54,847 SHE'S VERY PRETTY. 481 00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:56,783 HOW DID YOU TWO MEET? 482 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:58,384 WAS IT LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? 483 00:26:58,417 --> 00:26:59,919 I HAVE TO GO. 484 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,420 I'M CURIOUS. 485 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,723 IT'S ONLY NATURAL. 486 00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:06,092 THERE'S NO POINT TO THESE QUESTIONS. 487 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,326 DO YOU LOVE HER? 488 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,394 VERY MUCH. 489 00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:12,965 I'D RATHER CUT OFF MY ARM THAN SEE MEG HURT. 490 00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:15,201 ARE YOU PROTECTING HER OR YOUR REPUTATION? 491 00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:17,236 YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL. 492 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:24,276 Darlington: DID HE WORK ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT? 493 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:26,012 Meg: NO! NO. 494 00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:27,446 HE'S... 495 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,148 HE'S VERY CONSCIENTIOUS, 496 00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:30,817 AND I RESPECT HIM FOR IT. 497 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,151 SUPPOSE IT WASN'T WORK. 498 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:33,820 SUPPOSE HE HAD A MISTRESS. 499 00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:35,988 WELL, I COULDN'T RESPECT THAT. 500 00:27:36,022 --> 00:27:37,456 ONCE A WIFE'S BEEN BETRAYED, 501 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,859 SHE HAS THE FREEDOM TO DO LIKEWISE. 502 00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:42,328 NO, THAT WOULD MAKE HER AS BAD AS HER HUSBAND, WOULDN'T IT? 503 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,697 MODERN MARRIAGE THRIVES ON MUTUAL DECEPTION. 504 00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:46,833 ROBERT AND I ARE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. 505 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:48,300 YOU SHOULD MAKE HIM YOUR MODEL. 506 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:50,069 I INTEND TO... 507 00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:51,437 FROM THIS MOMENT ON. 508 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,774 DON'T YOU LIKE IT? 509 00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:58,310 OH, I'M SAVING IT FOR ROBERT. 510 00:27:58,344 --> 00:27:59,979 HE LOVES FIGS. 511 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,447 SHARE MINE, THEN. 512 00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:07,186 CAN WE GO TO THE TELEGRAPH OFFICE? 513 00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:09,121 UM, HE PROBABLY HASN'T EATEN. 514 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:15,327 Dumby: ALBERTO? 515 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:17,496 FABRIZIO? 516 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,498 WHAT'S HIS NAME? 517 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,500 MARIO? 518 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,335 BARMAN... OH. 519 00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,204 WHISKY. 520 00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:26,906 Contessa: AND ANOTHER THING, 521 00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:29,108 YOUR MRS. ERLYNNE HAS NO PRINCIPLES AT ALL. 522 00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:31,177 OH, I LIKE PEOPLE MORE THAN PRINCIPLES. 523 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:34,046 AND PEOPLE WITHOUT PRINCIPLES EVEN BETTER. 524 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,514 BUT LORD AUGUSTUS, 525 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,349 SHE ONLY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR MONEY. 526 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:39,051 NOW, WHY SHOULDN'T SHE? 527 00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:40,519 IT'S MY BEST ASSET. 528 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,054 OLDISH, FATTISH, 529 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:43,389 ABSOLUTELY NO BRAIN, 530 00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,224 HEAPS AND HEAPS OF BANKNOTES. 531 00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:47,059 NO NEED TO PUT YOURSELF DOWN, TUPPY. 532 00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:48,527 YOUR FRIENDS CAN ALWAYS DO THAT. 533 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,996 HEAR, HEAR. 534 00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:51,530 [SIGHS] 535 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,833 DOWN BY THE MARINA, STROLLING ALONG, 536 00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:56,235 PRETTY AS YOU PLEASE... 537 00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:58,504 GUESS WHO I SAW WITH LORD DARLINGTON? 538 00:29:06,445 --> 00:29:08,380 THEY HAVEN'T SEEN HIM TODAY. 539 00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:10,349 [BELL CHIMING] 540 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:19,358 [ENGINE STARTS] 541 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:32,271 DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY HUSBAND IS? 542 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,373 I THOUGHT HE LEFT AFTER YOU, SEÑORA. 543 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:39,879 ROBERT? 544 00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:03,269 HEY. HOW WAS LUNCH? 545 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:05,437 WE WENT TO THE TELEGRAPH OFFICE. 546 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,039 WHERE WERE YOU? 547 00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:08,540 WELL, WE... 548 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,442 WE MUST HAVE JUST MISSED EACH OTHER. 549 00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:17,583 [SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 550 00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:45,177 NOW I SEE UNCLE. 551 00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:47,113 HE'S WITH THE AMERICAN WOMAN. 552 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:52,051 Contessa: TOO MUCH ROUGE AND NOT ENOUGH CLOTHING. 553 00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:54,153 SHE'S APPEALING TO THE WORST IN THE POOR MAN. 554 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,654 Darlington: IT'S WHAT WOMEN DO BEST. 555 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,523 I HEARD SHE LEFT NEW YORK 556 00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:59,158 WITHOUT PAYING HER HOTEL BILL. 557 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,659 QUITE A SCANDAL. 558 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:01,994 WHO, SOMEONE YOU KNOW? 559 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:03,329 HEH. 560 00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:05,064 SOMEONE YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 561 00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:06,565 NO. STEER CLEAR. 562 00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:09,468 SHE'S THE ONE WITH LORD AUGUSTUS. 563 00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:11,503 YOU'VE MET MRS. ERLYNNE, HAVEN'T YOU? 564 00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:12,638 NO. 565 00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:15,041 BUT I'VE SEEN YOU. 566 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:16,208 OW! 567 00:31:16,242 --> 00:31:18,044 OOH, WAS THAT YOUR FOOT? 568 00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:21,247 WHEREVER DO YOU FIND SHOES TO FIT? 569 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,950 Lady Plymdale: MY FEET ARE IN PERFECT PROPORTION TO THE REST OF ME. 570 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:25,952 OH, YES, OF COURSE. 571 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:27,119 THOUGH I WILL ADMIT THEY HAVE A HABIT 572 00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:29,655 OF FINDING THEMSELVES IN PECULIAR PLACES. 573 00:31:29,688 --> 00:31:31,690 THOSE PEOPLE ARE STARING RIGHT AT US. 574 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,992 Tuppy: WHO? 575 00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:38,564 Tuppy: OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM. 576 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:39,631 IT'S MY BROTHER'S WIFE 577 00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:42,068 AND HER FRIEND LADY PLYMDALE. 578 00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:44,070 LORD PLYMDALE PASSED ON LAST YEAR. 579 00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:45,304 LIVER, I THINK. 580 00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:46,372 Mrs. Erlynne: POOR WOMAN. 581 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,407 OH, YES. VERY SAD. 582 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,077 HER HAIR TURNED QUITE GOLD WITH GRIEF. 583 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:53,245 HEH HEH HEH. 584 00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:54,947 ERLYNNE, THAT'S RIGHT. 585 00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:56,415 YEAH, SHE--SHE CAME INTO SOME MONEY. 586 00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:58,417 I MADE AN INVESTMENT FOR HER. 587 00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:00,052 AN INHERITANCE, I SUPPOSE. 588 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:01,220 YES. 589 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:02,554 AH, THE WOMAN IN THE SHOP. 590 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:05,091 I TOLD YOU, REMEMBER? THE DRESS. 591 00:32:05,124 --> 00:32:07,393 NO BACK AND ALMOST NO FRONT. 592 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,595 YOU COULD SEE EVERYTHING. IT WAS INDECENT. 593 00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:12,064 YOU'RE JUST NOT USED TO ITALIAN FASHIONS, THAT'S ALL. 594 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:14,967 OH, NO, I'M SURE YOUR WIFE IS ON THE MARK, MR. WINDEMERE. 595 00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:17,336 MRS. ERLYNNE IS A NOTORIOUS JEZEBEL. 596 00:32:17,369 --> 00:32:19,038 THAT'S A SLANDEROUS STATEMENT. 597 00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:21,307 IF YOU CAN'T BACK IT UP, I WOULDN'T REPEAT IT. 598 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:24,110 ROBERT ALWAYS GIVES EVERYBODY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. 599 00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:25,744 I'M SORRY. I--I JUST DON'T LIKE GOSSIP. 600 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,346 GOSSIP'S ALL RIGHT. 601 00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:29,615 IT'S THE MORALIZING THAT'S IN POOR TASTE. 602 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,751 Tuppy: SHE'S GOT HER EYE ON ME, 603 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,353 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 604 00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:35,487 SO I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT YOU. 605 00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:38,124 IT'S ALL CATS IN A BAG. 606 00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:40,526 Mrs. Erlynne: WHY? WHAT DO THEY SAY ABOUT ME? 607 00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:42,261 THAT I'M A WANTON WOMAN? 608 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:43,595 BRAZEN... 609 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:45,397 WITH A PAST. 610 00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:47,633 A BRAZEN WOMAN. OH, DEAR. 611 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,101 WELL, YOU'RE VERY BRAZEN YOURSELF 612 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:50,102 TO BE SEEN IN MY COMPANY. 613 00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:52,438 WELL, I'VE GOT A BIT OF A PAST MYSELF, YOU KNOW. 614 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:53,705 MARRIED AND DIVORCED TWICE. 615 00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:56,308 WELL, EVERY EXPERIENCE IS OF VALUE. 616 00:32:56,342 --> 00:32:58,244 AND WHATEVER YOU SAY ABOUT MARRIAGE, 617 00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:00,012 IT CERTAINLY IS AN EXPERIENCE. 618 00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:01,647 PEOPLE CALL SOMETHING AN EXPERIENCE, 619 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,415 THEY USUALLY MEAN IT WAS A MISTAKE. 620 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:05,117 HA HA HA! I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. 621 00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:08,387 WE'VE ALL GOT A COUPLE OF SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET. 622 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:10,622 IF THEY'RE GOING TO RATTLE, THEY MAY AS WELL DANCE. 623 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,658 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 624 00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:15,327 MMM. WHENEVER ANYONE AGREES WITH ME, 625 00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:16,795 I'M SURE I MUST BE WRONG. 626 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,764 OH, YOU LIKE TO BE THE ODD MAN OUT, DO YOU? 627 00:33:18,797 --> 00:33:21,333 WELL, I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WOMEN. 628 00:33:21,367 --> 00:33:23,069 WOMEN DON'T WANT TO BE UNDERSTOOD. 629 00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:24,436 THEY WANT TO BE LOVED. 630 00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:26,505 YOU'RE DEAD WRONG ON THAT. 631 00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:28,474 YOU'RE VERY UNDERSTANDING. 632 00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:32,811 THAT GIRL IN LILAC, DO YOU KNOW HER? 633 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:35,181 UM, OH, YES, YES. 634 00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:37,249 IT'S ROBERT'S WIFE. 635 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:39,485 UM, NEWLYWEDS. ALL LOVEY-DOVEY. VERY CHARMING. 636 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:41,087 REALLY? 637 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,788 WELL, I WISH SHE'D STOP STARING AT ME. 638 00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:47,626 SHE ISN'T AT ALL. 639 00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:49,461 THOSE WOMEN MUST BE GIVING HER AN EARFUL. 640 00:33:49,495 --> 00:33:51,663 YOU MUSTN'T MIND. 641 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:54,200 I DON'T AS A RULE. 642 00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:58,204 LOOK, IT'S TERRIBLY STUFFY IN HERE. 643 00:33:58,237 --> 00:33:59,671 I CAN HARDLY BREATHE. 644 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:02,174 SHALL WE GO? WOULD YOU MIND? 645 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:04,676 I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING I'D MIND LESS. 646 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:06,145 GOOD. 647 00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:10,682 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 648 00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:12,218 SHE'S GOT HIM. 649 00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:15,721 POOR TUPPY. 650 00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,092 [MUSIC STARTS] 651 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:29,335 SHALL I GET A TAXI? 652 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:32,538 COULD WE WALK? 653 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,206 WHY NOT? 654 00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:37,876 BEAUTIFUL CITY. 655 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,878 THE ROMANS CALL IT THE LAND OF THE SIRENS 656 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,580 FROM HOMER'S ODYSSEY. 657 00:34:41,613 --> 00:34:42,714 IS THAT SO? MMM. 658 00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:44,250 AREN'T YOU CLEVER? HEH HEH! 659 00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:45,584 I READ IT SOMEWHERE. 660 00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:47,253 OH, I LIKE A GOOD READ MYSELF. 661 00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:49,121 BUT NOTHING TOO LABORIOUS. 662 00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:51,123 I DON'T WANT TO TAMPER WITH NATURAL IGNORANCE. 663 00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:52,424 HEH HEH! IT'S THE KEY TO HAPPINESS. 664 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:53,759 DO YOU REALLY THINK SO? 665 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:56,262 OH, ABSOLUTELY. GOOD HEALTH, IT'S IMPORTANT, 666 00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:58,130 BUT IGNORANCE IS THE KEY. 667 00:34:58,164 --> 00:34:59,531 TOO MUCH KNOWLEDGE, AND YOU'RE DOOMED. 668 00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:10,842 WELL, HERE WE ARE. 669 00:35:12,644 --> 00:35:15,214 AREN'T YOU GOING TO INVITE ME IN FOR A NIGHTCAP? 670 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,617 THE SIRENS WERE SAID 671 00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:21,153 TO BE HALF WOMAN, HALF MONSTER. 672 00:35:21,187 --> 00:35:24,790 THEY LURED THE SAILORS WITH THEIR SONGS. 673 00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:26,592 THE SHIPS CRASHED ON THE ROCKS, 674 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,594 AND THE MEN ALL DROWNED. 675 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,462 OH, LET'S GO IN. 676 00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:32,564 YOU CAN TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT. 677 00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:44,810 POOR LADY PLYMDALE. 678 00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:46,812 I THINK SHE REALLY LIKES TUPPY. 679 00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:48,614 WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE THEY WENT? 680 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,316 WHO? 681 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:51,950 TUPPY AND MRS. ERLYNNE. 682 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,486 PROBABLY BACK TO HER APARTMENT. 683 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,488 PROBABLY. 684 00:35:56,522 --> 00:35:59,325 DO YOU THINK HE'LL INVITE HER TO MY PARTY? 685 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:00,926 I'LL MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T. 686 00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:04,463 WELL, DON'T BE MEAN ABOUT IT. 687 00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:05,964 OF COURSE NOT. 688 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,499 IT'S JUST... 689 00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,968 I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE, YOU KNOW? 690 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,803 SOMEONE LIKE THAT, IT MAKES THINGS AWKWARD. 691 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:13,505 [SIGHS] YES. 692 00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:15,341 YOU CAN SAY IT'S A SMALL PARTY-- 693 00:36:15,374 --> 00:36:17,343 PRIVATE, JUST FRIENDS. NO INVESTORS. 694 00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:19,345 ALL RIGHT! 695 00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:21,680 HEY, IT'S NOT JUST GIRL GOSSIP. 696 00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:23,749 JOHN DARLINGTON KNOWS ALL ABOUT IT. 697 00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:30,822 HE SAID HER FRIEND IS A MARRIED MAN. 698 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:32,624 IT'S DISGUSTING-- 699 00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:34,960 YOU KNOW WHAT? PEOPLE LIKE TO HEAR THEMSELVES TALK. 700 00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:40,532 WHY DO YOU INSIST ON DEFENDING HER? 701 00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:41,667 I'M NOT DEFENDING HER. 702 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,302 YES, YOU ARE. 703 00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:44,636 LET'S DROP IT. 704 00:36:47,573 --> 00:36:49,241 IT'S JUST... 705 00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:51,009 WELL, SHOULD YOU BE HELPING HER INVEST? 706 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,279 I MEAN, EVERYONE KNOWS HOW SHE CAME INTO THE MONEY. 707 00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:54,613 IT JUST DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT. 708 00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:56,214 NEW TOPIC. 709 00:36:58,049 --> 00:36:59,518 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 710 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,019 ROBERT... 711 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,654 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 712 00:37:10,762 --> 00:37:12,564 IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT. 713 00:37:12,598 --> 00:37:13,999 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 714 00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:31,883 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 715 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,552 HEH HEH! DO YOU LIKE IT? 716 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:34,886 ROBERT... 717 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,355 THANK YOU. 718 00:37:38,457 --> 00:37:39,558 I LOVE YOU. 719 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:40,859 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 720 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:52,538 [CHUCKLES] OH, MY. 721 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,608 GRAZIE. 722 00:37:56,642 --> 00:37:57,709 PREGO. 723 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,618 MMM. 724 00:38:06,652 --> 00:38:08,086 YOU LIKE IT? MMM-HMM. 725 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,755 MMM. 726 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,757 FOOD IS THE ROCK 727 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,892 ON WHICH WE BUILD. 728 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,096 NO LOVE IS PURE AND SIMPLE 729 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,631 AS THE LOVE OF FOOD. 730 00:38:19,665 --> 00:38:21,467 LOVE IS RARELY PURE, LORD AUGUSTUS, 731 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:22,968 AND NEVER SIMPLE. 732 00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:25,804 I DON'T THINK YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE, MRS. ERLYNNE. 733 00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:27,806 YOU MAY PRESUME TO CALL ME STELLA, 734 00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:29,808 BUT DON'T PRESUME TO KNOW MY HEART. 735 00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:31,610 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I'M ALWAYS IN LOVE. 736 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,645 HA HA HA! GOOD. 737 00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:35,481 EXCELLENT ATTITUDE. 738 00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:36,682 AND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 739 00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:38,650 SMART, TOO. 740 00:38:38,684 --> 00:38:40,519 SMARTER THAN ME, I EXPECT, 741 00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:42,488 BUT THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH, I'M AFRAID. 742 00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:44,390 NO, I THINK I'LL DO VERY WELL TO MARRY YOU. 743 00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:47,826 HOW VERY PRACTICAL. 744 00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:49,961 OH, I'VE BEGUN TOO MANY ROMANCES 745 00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:51,663 OUT OF SENTIMENT. 746 00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:53,765 THEY ALWAYS END IN SETTLEMENT. 747 00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:55,934 I COULD LISTEN TO YOU ALL NIGHT, LORD AUGUSTUS. 748 00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:57,703 HEH HEH! TUPPY, PLEASE. 749 00:38:59,605 --> 00:39:01,740 YOU'LL THINK ABOUT MY OFFER? 750 00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:05,911 MEN DON'T MARRY WOMEN LIKE ME. 751 00:39:07,546 --> 00:39:09,548 THERE AREN'T ANY WOMEN LIKE YOU. 752 00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:11,517 AT LEAST, NOT AMONG THE WOMEN THAT I'VE MET, 753 00:39:11,550 --> 00:39:13,419 AND YOU CAN IMAGINE I'VE MET MY SHARE. 754 00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:14,853 I WAS MARRIED. 755 00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:16,154 I DIDN'T TAKE TO IT. 756 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,656 PEOPLE CHANGE. 757 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:19,491 YOU MIGHT FEEL DIFFERENTLY. 758 00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:23,529 WHEN I THINK OF IT, I THINK OF A ROOM 759 00:39:23,562 --> 00:39:25,130 WHERE YOU CAN'T OPEN A WINDOW. 760 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,467 WHERE THERE IS NO WINDOW. 761 00:39:30,736 --> 00:39:32,804 EVERY DAY YOU WAKE UP, AND THE ROOM IS SMALLER. 762 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,175 YOU DON'T NOTICE, NOT AT FIRST. 763 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,177 IT HAPPENS SLOWLY. 764 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,713 IN INCHES. 765 00:39:41,747 --> 00:39:43,715 THEN ONE MORNING, 766 00:39:43,749 --> 00:39:45,717 YOU OPEN YOUR EYES, 767 00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:47,686 AND THE ROOM'S SO SMALL 768 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,955 YOU... 769 00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:51,723 YOU CAN'T MOVE. 770 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:53,391 YOU CAN'T TAKE A BREATH. 771 00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:57,496 YOU HAVE TO GET OUT. 772 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,500 YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE... 773 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:03,869 OR ANYONE ELSE. 774 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:06,137 YOU MARRIED THE WRONG MAN, THAT'S ALL. 775 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,110 HE MARRIED THE WRONG WOMAN. 776 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:15,881 IT'S LATE. 777 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:17,583 IT'S TIME FOR BED. 778 00:40:19,685 --> 00:40:20,886 SLEEP. 779 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:22,921 "...PERCHANCE TO DREAM." 780 00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:24,222 THAT'S THE BARD, YOU KNOW. 781 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,057 I'M A BIT OF A READER MYSELF. 782 00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:28,026 SO YOU SAID. GOOD NIGHT, TUPPY. 783 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:33,865 I HATE THE TASTE OF TOBACCO. 784 00:40:33,899 --> 00:40:35,033 OH. 785 00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:39,204 WELL, THAT'S IT THEN. 786 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:49,748 I QUIT. ON THE SPOT. 787 00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:54,720 WHAT ELSE CAN I TELL YOU? 788 00:40:57,656 --> 00:40:59,791 I'M A VERY RICH MAN, YOU KNOW. 789 00:40:59,825 --> 00:41:02,628 YOU'RE A VERY NICE MAN. 790 00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:03,895 GO TO BED. 791 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,236 YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD I QUIT. 792 00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:15,140 FILTHY HABIT, REALLY. 793 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:21,246 GOOD NIGHT. 794 00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:57,849 Darlington: IS THERE GONNA BE A LION TAMER, 795 00:41:57,883 --> 00:41:59,317 OR IS IT JUST THE USUAL CLOWNS? 796 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,186 ROBERT WAS AFRAID IT MIGHT RAIN. 797 00:42:01,219 --> 00:42:03,555 I REALLY JUST WANTED A FEW PEOPLE FOR DINNER, 798 00:42:03,589 --> 00:42:05,557 BUT HE SAID, "YOU ONLY TURN 21 ONCE." 799 00:42:05,591 --> 00:42:07,559 I KNOW PLENTY OF VERY RESPECTABLE WOMEN 800 00:42:07,593 --> 00:42:09,861 WHO, OF THEIR OWN ACCORD, TURN 35 YEAR AFTER YEAR. 801 00:42:09,895 --> 00:42:11,697 I'M SURE YOU CAN BE 21 AS MANY TIMES. 802 00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:13,164 I THINK IT'S SILLY TO LIE ABOUT YOUR AGE. 803 00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:15,000 YOU HAVE NO REDEEMING VICES. 804 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,835 I HOPE NOT. 805 00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:18,570 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 806 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,340 THE INVITATION SAID NO GIFTS. 807 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:23,975 THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT IT NOW. 808 00:42:28,747 --> 00:42:30,215 IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE. 809 00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:32,317 I--I KNOW YOU DON'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT, 810 00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:33,051 BUT IT JUST-- IT WOULDN'T LOOK RIGHT. 811 00:42:33,084 --> 00:42:34,319 GOLD LOOKS RIGHT WITH EVERYTHING. 812 00:42:34,352 --> 00:42:37,188 JUST WEAR IT. NO ONE HAS TO KNOW. 813 00:42:37,222 --> 00:42:39,190 WELL, I'D KNOW. 814 00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:40,992 I DO MEAN SOMETHING BY IT. 815 00:42:41,026 --> 00:42:43,595 PLEASE-- IT'S A GIFT OF FRIENDSHIP, MAGGIE. 816 00:42:43,629 --> 00:42:46,598 PLEASE. NOW, YOU'LL HURT ME DEEPLY IF YOU REFUSE. 817 00:42:46,632 --> 00:42:48,199 NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME DO. 818 00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:50,636 A LITTLE SINCERITY CAN BE A VERY DANGEROUS THING. 819 00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:52,070 ANY MORE OF IT COULD BE FATAL. 820 00:42:52,103 --> 00:42:53,104 NOW JUST TAKE THE DAMN THING 821 00:42:53,138 --> 00:42:55,306 BEFORE I DIE AND RUIN YOUR TERRACE. 822 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,210 IT'S VERY PRETTY. THANK YOU. 823 00:43:03,882 --> 00:43:05,183 WHERE'S ROBERT? 824 00:43:05,216 --> 00:43:06,217 OFF SENDING ANOTHER TELEGRAM? 825 00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:10,922 SEÑORA, THE FLORIST IS WAITING FOR HIS MONEY. 826 00:43:10,956 --> 00:43:12,390 HE'LL HAVE TO GET IT FROM MR. WINDEMERE. 827 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:14,259 I'M SORRY. CAN HE COME BACK LATER? 828 00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:15,861 DOESN'T ROBERT KEEP A CHECKBOOK IN HIS OFFICE? 829 00:43:15,894 --> 00:43:16,962 CAN YOU SIGN ON THE ACCOUNT? 830 00:43:16,995 --> 00:43:18,096 AH, YES, OF COURSE. 831 00:43:18,129 --> 00:43:20,065 UH, TELL HIM TO WAIT. 832 00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:21,800 I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT. 833 00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:23,635 PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS BEHAVE THE WAY WE EXPECT. 834 00:43:23,669 --> 00:43:25,103 IN FACT, IT'S REALLY JUST THE OPPOSITE. 835 00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:27,005 THE TRUTH IS I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU HURT. 836 00:43:27,038 --> 00:43:29,107 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 837 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:31,109 YOU MAY NEED A FRIEND ONE OF THESE DAYS. 838 00:43:31,142 --> 00:43:32,778 WHEN YOU DO, I'M HERE. 839 00:43:32,811 --> 00:43:34,412 WILL YOU REMEMBER THAT? 840 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:36,214 YES, OF COURSE. 841 00:44:50,055 --> 00:44:51,790 [GASPING] 842 00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,335 [SOBBING] 843 00:45:17,515 --> 00:45:20,385 I CAME AS QUICKLY AS I COULD. 844 00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:23,154 WE'RE ALL SO DISTRESSED OVER IT. 845 00:45:25,423 --> 00:45:28,059 BUT YOU MUSTN'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. 846 00:45:28,093 --> 00:45:31,062 MRS. ERLYNNE IS ONE OF THOSE WOMEN 847 00:45:31,096 --> 00:45:32,530 THAT ATTRACT MEN 848 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,532 LIKE A BEE TO A FLAME. 849 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:36,034 EH? 850 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:38,069 A MOTH. 851 00:45:38,103 --> 00:45:40,005 BEE TO A MOTH. MMM. 852 00:45:43,108 --> 00:45:45,376 THERE MUST BE SOME OTHER EXPLANATION. 853 00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:46,477 [SNIFFLES] 854 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,919 I HAVE AN IDEA. 855 00:45:53,952 --> 00:45:55,921 SHALL WE GO FOR A WALK? 856 00:45:55,954 --> 00:45:57,022 HMM? 857 00:46:04,062 --> 00:46:06,965 TESORO, WHEN THERE'S MARRIAGE WITHOUT LOVE, 858 00:46:06,998 --> 00:46:08,934 THERE'LL BE LOVE WITHOUT MARRIAGE. 859 00:46:08,967 --> 00:46:10,936 NO, BUT ROBERT AND I MARRIED FOR LOVE. 860 00:46:10,969 --> 00:46:13,271 YOU MARRIED FOR LOVE, OF COURSE. AND SO DID I. 861 00:46:13,304 --> 00:46:15,440 BUT BEFORE THE YEAR WAS OVER, 862 00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:18,276 BENITO WAS LIFTING ALL KINDS OF PETTICOATS. 863 00:46:18,309 --> 00:46:20,245 I HAD TO DISMISS MY BEST MAID. 864 00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:21,947 OH, NO, NO. 865 00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:23,281 I REMEMBER. 866 00:46:23,314 --> 00:46:25,283 I PASSED HER ON TO MY COUSIN. 867 00:46:25,316 --> 00:46:28,119 OH, HER HUSBAND WAS SO SHORT-SIGHTED, I THOUGHT. 868 00:46:28,153 --> 00:46:29,454 [DOG BARKS] 869 00:46:29,487 --> 00:46:31,957 BUT HE NAVIGATED BY SCENT, IT SEEMS. 870 00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:33,524 SO UNFORTUNATE. 871 00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:36,962 BELIEVE ME, DARLING. 872 00:46:36,995 --> 00:46:38,830 IT HAPPENS TO US ALL. 873 00:46:38,864 --> 00:46:41,132 UNDYING LOVE IS LIKE THE GHOST IN YOUR VILLA. 874 00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:44,269 EVERYBODY TALKS ABOUT IT, BUT TRY AND FIND ONE PERSON 875 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:45,971 WHO HAS SEEN IT. 876 00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:47,472 COME ON. COME ON. 877 00:46:50,341 --> 00:46:51,977 MAY I ASK YOU A FAVOR? 878 00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:53,278 ANYTHING AT ALL. 879 00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:55,213 ABOUT, UH, MRS. ERLYNNE. 880 00:46:55,246 --> 00:46:56,414 AH... 881 00:46:56,447 --> 00:46:58,483 VERY CLEVER WOMAN. 882 00:46:58,516 --> 00:47:00,218 SHE THREW ME OUT LAST NIGHT. 883 00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:01,619 KNOWS WHAT A FOOL I AM. 884 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:03,922 KNOWS IT AS WELL AS I DO MYSELF. 885 00:47:03,955 --> 00:47:06,091 SHE'S MEETING ME HERE FOR TEA, THOUGH. 886 00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:09,094 OH! 887 00:47:09,127 --> 00:47:10,561 [GLASS SHATTERS] 888 00:47:10,595 --> 00:47:12,097 IT'S A GREAT THING, I TELL YOU, 889 00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:14,099 TO COME ACROSS A WOMAN WHO THOROUGHLY UNDERSTANDS ME. 890 00:47:14,132 --> 00:47:16,534 WOULD YOU MIND, UH, NOT BRINGING HER TO OUR PARTY TONIGHT? 891 00:47:18,036 --> 00:47:19,304 THAT'S THE FAVOR? 892 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:22,373 WELL, MEG FEELS IT MIGHT MAKE THINGS AWKWARD. 893 00:47:22,407 --> 00:47:23,641 SO IT'S TRUE, THEN. 894 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:25,343 I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT. 895 00:47:25,376 --> 00:47:28,179 I--I DON'T BELIEVE IT NOW. YOU DON'T SEEM THE TYPE, 896 00:47:28,213 --> 00:47:30,481 THOUGH I WILL SAY MRS. ERLYNNE'S DAMN FASCINATING. 897 00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:33,018 HARD TO RESIST. BUT... 898 00:47:33,051 --> 00:47:35,086 YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS, ARE YOU? 899 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,521 I WARN YOU-- 900 00:47:36,554 --> 00:47:38,489 YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT ME FOR HER. 901 00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:40,591 AND I'M A MAN IN LOVE. 902 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:43,161 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 903 00:47:45,063 --> 00:47:46,331 THIS WAY, MRS. ERLYNNE. 904 00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:47,598 GRAZIE. PREGO. 905 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:57,042 COME WITH ME. 906 00:47:57,075 --> 00:47:58,176 WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? 907 00:47:58,209 --> 00:47:59,510 LET GO OF MY ARM. 908 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:00,545 I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU. 909 00:48:00,578 --> 00:48:02,547 I'M MEETING LORD AUGUSTUS. 910 00:48:02,580 --> 00:48:04,115 YOU MUST LEAVE AMALFI AT ONCE. 911 00:48:04,149 --> 00:48:05,350 LEAVE? 912 00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:06,684 AND GO WHERE? 913 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:08,519 YOU'VE PAID MY RENT HERE FOR THE SEASON. 914 00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:10,155 I'LL PAY IT SOMEWHERE ELSE. 915 00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:11,689 I WANT YOU ON THE FIRST PLANE OUT TOMORROW. 916 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:13,258 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. PEOPLE ARE TALKING! 917 00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:14,993 ABOUT US. 918 00:48:15,026 --> 00:48:17,028 HA! 919 00:48:17,062 --> 00:48:18,363 I DON'T SEE THE HUMOR. 920 00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:20,065 BURY A REAL SECRET, 921 00:48:20,098 --> 00:48:22,567 AND A FALSE ONE POPS UP IN ITS PLACE? 922 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,302 THERE'S A CERTAIN IRONY, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT. 923 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:28,539 Mrs. Erlynne: I'M NOT READY TO LEAVE. 924 00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:30,408 I'M ENJOYING MYSELF HERE. 925 00:48:30,441 --> 00:48:32,243 Robert: I'M BEGGING YOU. 926 00:48:32,277 --> 00:48:33,945 THINK OF MEG. 927 00:48:33,979 --> 00:48:36,281 IF SHE KNEW THAT YOU WERE HER MOTHER... 928 00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:39,650 IT WOULD DESTROY HER. 929 00:48:39,684 --> 00:48:42,220 MEG, OR THE MAGNIFICENT WINDEMERES? 930 00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:44,089 FAMILY SCANDAL IS UNHEALTHY 931 00:48:44,122 --> 00:48:45,957 FOR ASPIRING POLITICIANS. 932 00:48:45,991 --> 00:48:47,225 I'M NOT THE ONLY PRAGMATIST IN THIS ROOM. 933 00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:49,227 PRAGMATIST? 934 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:51,229 20 YEARS... 935 00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:53,698 AND NOT A WORD. 936 00:48:53,731 --> 00:48:55,366 YOU TURN UP WHEN SHE MARRIES A MAN WITH MONEY. 937 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,568 YOU CALL THAT PRAGMATISM? I CAN THINK OF OTHER WORDS. 938 00:48:57,602 --> 00:48:59,637 ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT MY FEELINGS? 939 00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:01,272 DO YOU HAVE ANY? 940 00:49:01,306 --> 00:49:03,708 THAT CAN'T BE PURCHASED, I MEAN. 941 00:49:03,741 --> 00:49:05,977 HOW MUCH... 942 00:49:06,011 --> 00:49:07,678 TO GET YOU ON THE FIRST FLIGHT OUT? 943 00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:15,420 I FEEL EVERY TIME HE'S KISSED ME IT'S FILTHY. 944 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,722 A LIE EVERY MINUTE WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER. 945 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:22,493 HOW COULD HE? 946 00:49:22,527 --> 00:49:24,462 EVERY MAN IS BORN TRUTHFUL, 947 00:49:24,495 --> 00:49:26,264 AND EVERY MAN DIES A LIAR. 948 00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:28,233 NOW, WHATEVER YOU DO, 949 00:49:28,266 --> 00:49:30,001 YOU MUSTN'T MAKE A SCENE. 950 00:49:30,035 --> 00:49:32,403 IT'S TOO UNPLEASANT, AND YOU WASTE ENERGY. 951 00:49:32,437 --> 00:49:36,441 NO, OF COURSE NOT. I WOULDN'T... 952 00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:39,477 CRYING IS THE REFUGE OF PLAIN WOMEN. 953 00:49:39,510 --> 00:49:41,479 PRETTY WOMEN GO SHOPPING. 954 00:49:50,355 --> 00:49:52,090 [BELL CHIMING] 955 00:49:53,791 --> 00:49:56,161 BE ON THAT PLANE. 956 00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:57,762 I'LL SEND THE CASH. 957 00:50:07,372 --> 00:50:09,707 Dumby: DID I HEAR YOU CORRECTLY? 958 00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:13,578 THAT MEG WINDEMERE IS YOUR DAUGHTER? 959 00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:15,513 MY DAUGHTER? 960 00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:17,215 ROBERT'S WIFE? 961 00:50:17,248 --> 00:50:18,316 YES. 962 00:50:18,349 --> 00:50:20,351 HOW DARE YOU. 963 00:50:20,385 --> 00:50:22,387 SHE MUST BE 20 AT LEAST. 964 00:50:22,420 --> 00:50:24,355 HER MOTHER? 965 00:50:24,389 --> 00:50:26,657 DO I LOOK AS OLD AS ALL THAT? 966 00:50:26,691 --> 00:50:28,359 NO, NO, NO. 967 00:50:28,393 --> 00:50:30,161 OF COURSE NOT. 968 00:50:30,195 --> 00:50:32,197 I, UM... 969 00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:34,399 I MUST'VE NODDED OFF. MMM. 970 00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:36,334 YOU WERE DOZING. 971 00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:38,369 GO BACK TO SLEEP. 972 00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:50,148 COME ON. 973 00:51:10,768 --> 00:51:12,570 Robert: OH, NO. NO BUSINESS TONIGHT. 974 00:51:12,603 --> 00:51:14,105 WE CAN TALK ANOTHER DAY. 975 00:51:14,139 --> 00:51:15,373 HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU. LOVELY PARTY. 976 00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:17,242 MORE CHAMPAGNE. 977 00:51:17,275 --> 00:51:19,244 WELCOME. HAVE A GREAT PARTY. 978 00:51:19,277 --> 00:51:20,878 GRAZIE. 979 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:22,713 HEY, HUBERT. 980 00:51:34,759 --> 00:51:36,694 [SOBBING QUIETLY] 981 00:51:50,675 --> 00:51:52,443 GOOD EVENING, MR. DUMBY. 982 00:51:52,477 --> 00:51:54,779 OH, GOOD EVENING, MRS. STUTFIELD. 983 00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:57,282 LAST PARTY OF THE SEASON, I SUPPOSE. 984 00:51:57,315 --> 00:51:58,749 IT'S BEEN A DELIGHTFUL SEASON, HASN'T IT? 985 00:51:58,783 --> 00:52:00,785 OH, YES! QUITE DELIGHTFUL. 986 00:52:00,818 --> 00:52:02,420 GOOD EVENING, LADY PLYMDALE. 987 00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:03,754 WELL, HERE IT IS, 988 00:52:03,788 --> 00:52:05,456 THE LAST PARTY OF THE SEASON. 989 00:52:05,490 --> 00:52:07,158 OH, I SUPPOSE SO. 990 00:52:07,192 --> 00:52:09,460 IT'S BEEN A VERY DULL SEASON, THOUGH, HASN'T IT? 991 00:52:09,494 --> 00:52:10,928 OH, YES, DREADFULLY DULL. 992 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:12,463 EVENING, CECIL. 993 00:52:12,497 --> 00:52:13,798 HELLO, DUMBY. 994 00:52:13,831 --> 00:52:16,301 I SUPPOSE THIS WILL BE THE LAST PARTY OF THE SEASON. 995 00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:17,468 OH, SURELY NOT. 996 00:52:17,502 --> 00:52:18,603 PROBABLY 2 MORE AT LEAST. 997 00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:19,937 OH, I SAY, DARLINGTON, 998 00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:21,872 I HAD THE ODDEST DREAM TODAY. 999 00:52:21,906 --> 00:52:23,674 A BIT OF IT HAS JUST COME BACK TO ME. 1000 00:52:23,708 --> 00:52:24,875 SO WHAT ARE WE DRINKING? 1001 00:52:24,909 --> 00:52:26,411 WHERE'S THE BIRTHDAY GIRL? 1002 00:52:26,444 --> 00:52:27,512 TRANSFORMING HERSELF. 1003 00:52:27,545 --> 00:52:28,946 SAUSAGES AND WOMEN... 1004 00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:31,316 IF YOU WANT TO ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE, 1005 00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:33,351 NEVER WATCH THE PREPARATION OF EITHER. 1006 00:52:33,384 --> 00:52:34,352 HEH HEH! 1007 00:52:34,385 --> 00:52:35,620 HA HA HA HA HA! 1008 00:53:13,724 --> 00:53:15,460 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1009 00:53:38,983 --> 00:53:40,918 [GASPING AND CHATTERING] 1010 00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:49,260 IS THAT NEW? 1011 00:53:49,294 --> 00:53:50,895 JUST OUT OF THE BOX. DO YOU LIKE IT? 1012 00:53:50,928 --> 00:53:52,897 YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE COLD. I'LL GET YOU A WRAP. 1013 00:53:52,930 --> 00:53:54,732 AND SPOIL THE LINES? DIDN'T YOUR FRIEND 1014 00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:56,534 TEACH YOU ANYTHING ABOUT ITALIAN FASHION? 1015 00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:57,868 MY FRIEND? 1016 00:53:57,902 --> 00:53:59,870 I SAW THE CHECKS. DON'T EVEN. 1017 00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:01,506 AH, LADY PLYMDALE. 1018 00:54:01,539 --> 00:54:02,807 SO GOOD OF YOU TO COME. 1019 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,342 DO YOU WANT ANOTHER GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE? 1020 00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:05,743 I'D LOVE SOME. 1021 00:54:05,776 --> 00:54:07,578 LET'S GET US BOTH SOME. 1022 00:54:07,612 --> 00:54:09,914 WHY DON'T YOU ASK ME HOW I AM? 1023 00:54:09,947 --> 00:54:12,283 I LIKE PEOPLE TO ASK ME HOW I AM. 1024 00:54:12,317 --> 00:54:14,419 IT SHOWS A WIDESPREAD INTEREST IN MY HEALTH, 1025 00:54:14,452 --> 00:54:16,687 AND YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW COMFORTING THAT IS. 1026 00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,724 Contessa: LOVELY PARTY, EH? 1027 00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:21,058 HOW ARE YOU, CECIL? 1028 00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:22,593 OH, NOT WELL AT ALL. 1029 00:54:22,627 --> 00:54:24,595 I--I'D LIKE ALESSANDRA 1030 00:54:24,629 --> 00:54:26,431 TO MEET MR. HOPPER FROM AUSTRALIA. 1031 00:54:26,464 --> 00:54:27,932 WOULD YOU INTRODUCE HER? 1032 00:54:27,965 --> 00:54:30,067 I--WOULD YOU JUST EXCUSE ME FOR ONE MOMENT? 1033 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:31,569 GO WITH MR. WINDEMERE. 1034 00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:33,003 THANK YOU. 1035 00:54:33,037 --> 00:54:34,705 SHE'S MY LAST, YOU KNOW. 1036 00:54:34,739 --> 00:54:36,307 I WILL MISS HER. 1037 00:54:36,341 --> 00:54:38,543 BUT IT'S BEST TO GET THEM OUT OF THE NEST 1038 00:54:38,576 --> 00:54:39,610 BEFORE THEY TURN ON YOU. 1039 00:54:40,878 --> 00:54:42,680 GIRLS BEGIN BY LOVING THEIR MOTHERS, 1040 00:54:42,713 --> 00:54:43,981 BUT AS THEY GROW, THEY JUDGE US. 1041 00:54:44,014 --> 00:54:46,083 RARELY DO THEY FORGIVE US. 1042 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:49,019 [SIGHS] 1043 00:54:49,053 --> 00:54:51,756 OH, POOR FOOL. 1044 00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:53,558 HE'LL NEVER LEARN. 1045 00:54:53,591 --> 00:54:55,760 WHICH FOOL? DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE. 1046 00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,094 TUPPY. 1047 00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:58,796 HE'S BROUGHT MRS. ERLYNNE. 1048 00:54:58,829 --> 00:55:01,098 ALL THE WOMEN WILL SNUB HER. YOU WAIT AND SEE. 1049 00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:03,901 SHE MAY HAVE BETTER LUCK WITH THE MEN. 1050 00:55:03,934 --> 00:55:05,636 IT IS BECAUSE OF MEN 1051 00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:07,705 THAT WOMEN DISTRUST OTHER WOMEN. 1052 00:55:07,738 --> 00:55:08,773 WOMEN DON'T TRUST WOMEN, 1053 00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:10,107 MEN DON'T TRUST WOMEN, 1054 00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:11,976 NO ONE TRUSTS WOMEN. 1055 00:55:12,009 --> 00:55:14,044 IT'S WHAT BINDS THE HINDU AND THE CATHOLIC. 1056 00:55:14,078 --> 00:55:14,945 OH! 1057 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:27,658 Darlington: I KNOW I PROMISED, 1058 00:55:27,692 --> 00:55:28,993 BUT I MUST TELL YOU 1059 00:55:29,026 --> 00:55:30,828 HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU LOOK TONIGHT. 1060 00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:32,963 WELL, IF YOU MUST, YOU MUST. 1061 00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:34,499 AH. 1062 00:55:34,532 --> 00:55:36,000 I BEG YOUR PARDON. 1063 00:55:36,033 --> 00:55:37,668 I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE. 1064 00:55:37,702 --> 00:55:39,136 WELL, YOU FOUND ME. 1065 00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:41,506 MRS. ERLYNNE... 1066 00:55:41,539 --> 00:55:43,674 MAY I CALL YOU STELLA? 1067 00:55:43,708 --> 00:55:45,976 LORD AUGUSTUS IS GETTING ME CHAMPAGNE. 1068 00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:47,812 YOU AND I CAN TRADE FAVORS. 1069 00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:49,514 HMM. 1070 00:55:49,547 --> 00:55:51,015 TEMPTING, BUT NO. 1071 00:55:51,048 --> 00:55:52,850 AND I'D RATHER HE DIDN'T SEE US 1072 00:55:52,883 --> 00:55:54,519 STANDING OUT HERE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. 1073 00:55:54,552 --> 00:55:55,653 HE MIGHT MISUNDERSTAND. 1074 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:57,021 HEAR ME OUT. 1075 00:55:57,054 --> 00:55:58,923 WINDEMERE'S FORTUNE EXCEEDS TUPPY'S. 1076 00:55:58,956 --> 00:56:00,691 WHY CHANGE HORSES NOW? 1077 00:56:00,725 --> 00:56:03,160 YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU WANT, AND MEG'S FREE. 1078 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:04,895 FREE? 1079 00:56:04,929 --> 00:56:07,031 SHE HASN'T THE COURAGE TO LEAVE HIM. 1080 00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:08,699 BUT IF IT'S CLEAR TO HER 1081 00:56:08,733 --> 00:56:09,834 THAT HE'S WITH YOU... 1082 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:10,801 HE'S NOT. 1083 00:56:12,737 --> 00:56:15,706 YOU'VE BEEN BUYING IDLE GOSSIP, LORD DARLINGTON. 1084 00:56:15,740 --> 00:56:17,675 YOU SHOULD GET A REFUND. 1085 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,844 EXCUSE ME. 1086 00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:22,079 I--I HAD TO INVITE HER, DUMBY. 1087 00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:24,449 THE POINT IS SHE'S A CHANGED WOMAN, TRANSFORMED. 1088 00:56:24,482 --> 00:56:26,083 YOU CAN--YOU CAN SEE IT IN HER EYES. 1089 00:56:26,116 --> 00:56:27,952 DO YOU THINK SHE'D LOOK AT YOU IF YOU WERE POOR? 1090 00:56:27,985 --> 00:56:30,455 DO YOU THINK I'D LOOK AT HER IF SHE WERE UGLY? 1091 00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:33,123 FAIR'S FAIR, EXCHANGE RATES AND SO FORTH. 1092 00:56:33,157 --> 00:56:34,992 WELL, I KNOW SHE'S HAD HER THIS AND HER THAT, 1093 00:56:35,025 --> 00:56:37,562 BUT IF A MAN CAN TOLERATE HIS OWN PAST, 1094 00:56:37,595 --> 00:56:39,864 WHY NOT A PAST IN HIS WIFE? 1095 00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:41,666 AT ANY RATE, IT'S WIPE THE SLATE. 1096 00:56:41,699 --> 00:56:42,833 CLEAN START. 1097 00:56:42,867 --> 00:56:45,002 SHE AND I, WE... 1098 00:56:45,035 --> 00:56:46,837 WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. 1099 00:56:46,871 --> 00:56:48,072 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, 1100 00:56:48,105 --> 00:56:49,940 EVERY SAINT HAS A PAST, 1101 00:56:49,974 --> 00:56:52,643 EVERY SINNER HAS A FUTURE. 1102 00:56:52,677 --> 00:56:54,745 AND... 1103 00:56:54,779 --> 00:56:56,714 [CLEARS THROAT] 1104 00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:59,584 I'M GOING TO ASK HER TO MARRY ME IF SHE'LL HAVE ME. 1105 00:56:59,617 --> 00:57:04,188 YOU KNOW--YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT AN ALTAR, TUPPY? 1106 00:57:04,221 --> 00:57:06,957 IT'S WHERE THEY MAKE HUMAN SACRIFICES. 1107 00:57:06,991 --> 00:57:08,526 [SNAPS SHUT] 1108 00:57:08,559 --> 00:57:10,661 I HAD A DREAM ABOUT MRS. ERLYNNE TODAY. 1109 00:57:10,695 --> 00:57:12,463 YES, WELL... 1110 00:57:12,497 --> 00:57:13,864 YOU COULDN'T HELP IT, I SUPPOSE. 1111 00:57:13,898 --> 00:57:17,201 SHE, UH, SHE IS QUITE THE WOMAN. 1112 00:57:17,234 --> 00:57:18,469 HEH. HEH. 1113 00:57:18,503 --> 00:57:21,138 BUT, UM, IN THE FUTURE, 1114 00:57:21,171 --> 00:57:24,174 PLEASE TRY TO DREAM OF SOMEONE ELSE. 1115 00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:25,910 WELL... 1116 00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,077 HUH. 1117 00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:49,199 DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH? 1118 00:57:51,869 --> 00:57:53,103 [MEG GASPS] 1119 00:58:03,948 --> 00:58:05,583 LOVELY PARTY. 1120 00:58:05,616 --> 00:58:07,217 THANKS FOR COMING. 1121 00:58:10,721 --> 00:58:12,657 Darlington: MEG? 1122 00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:14,191 I HAVE TO CHANGE. 1123 00:58:14,224 --> 00:58:15,760 DID YOU SEE HER? 1124 00:58:15,793 --> 00:58:16,894 DON'T. 1125 00:58:16,927 --> 00:58:18,763 YOU'RE LOVELY. 1126 00:58:18,796 --> 00:58:21,165 IT'S RIDICULOUS ON A WOMAN HER AGE. 1127 00:58:21,198 --> 00:58:23,233 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 1128 00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:27,271 YOU SAID YOU WERE MY FRIEND. 1129 00:58:27,304 --> 00:58:29,206 MEN AND WOMEN CAN'T BE FRIENDS. 1130 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:34,812 MEG. 1131 00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:35,946 NO. 1132 00:58:55,733 --> 00:58:58,703 CAN YOU STAY WITH HIM? 1133 00:58:58,736 --> 00:59:00,638 CAN YOU... 1134 00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:02,873 CAN YOU GET INTO BED WITH HIM TONIGHT? 1135 00:59:02,907 --> 00:59:04,909 TOMORROW NIGHT, NIGHTS AFTER THAT? 1136 00:59:07,077 --> 00:59:08,846 YOU SAID YOURSELF, THERE'S NO FORGIVING A MAN 1137 00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:10,280 WHO BETRAYS HIS WIFE. 1138 00:59:10,314 --> 00:59:12,717 AND WHAT WILL YOU CHOOSE, FALSE DEGRADING MARRIAGE, 1139 00:59:12,750 --> 00:59:14,585 OR YOUR OWN TRUE SELF, FREE OF COMPROMISE. 1140 00:59:14,619 --> 00:59:15,886 I'VE LOVED YOU FROM THE BEGINNING. 1141 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,622 IT'S THE TRUTH. 1142 00:59:17,655 --> 00:59:19,056 MOMENT YOU HELD OUT YOUR HAND TO ME IN THE GLOVE SHOP, 1143 00:59:19,089 --> 00:59:20,858 I THOUGHT, THERE SHE IS. 1144 00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:24,361 AND THEN, SUPPOSE I'D WALKED BY WITHOUT STOPPING? 1145 00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:27,097 JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT... 1146 00:59:27,131 --> 00:59:28,766 I'VE NEVER LOVED ANYONE UNTIL NOW. 1147 00:59:28,799 --> 00:59:29,767 STOP. 1148 00:59:41,178 --> 00:59:42,112 Robert: JOHN. [MEG GASPS] 1149 00:59:43,881 --> 00:59:45,983 SORRY, I--I DIDN'T MEAN TO STARTLE YOU. 1150 00:59:46,016 --> 00:59:47,217 I'M LOOKING FOR MEG. 1151 00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:49,086 IF YOU SEE HER, IT'S IMPORTANT. 1152 00:59:49,119 --> 00:59:50,254 HAVE YOU HAD A ROW? 1153 00:59:52,723 --> 00:59:54,725 A MISUNDERSTANDING. 1154 00:59:54,759 --> 00:59:56,994 TRY THE BAR. 1155 00:59:58,128 --> 00:59:59,764 [APPLAUSE] 1156 01:00:04,401 --> 01:00:06,236 TUPPY'S GIVEN UP SMOKES FOR HER. 1157 01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:07,371 [CHUCKLING] WOMEN. 1158 01:00:07,404 --> 01:00:10,174 WOMEN INSPIRE US TO GREAT THINGS. 1159 01:00:10,207 --> 01:00:12,977 THEN SOMEHOW PREVENT US FROM DOING ANY OF THEM. 1160 01:00:13,010 --> 01:00:14,945 LOOK AT HIM, HE'S PROPOSING TO HER. 1161 01:00:14,979 --> 01:00:16,814 IF SHE SAYS YES, IT'LL BE HIS THIRD TIME UP THE AISLE. 1162 01:00:16,847 --> 01:00:19,349 HOPE TRUMPS EXPERIENCE, DUMBY. 1163 01:00:19,383 --> 01:00:21,886 IT'S GOD'S JOKE ON THE HUMAN RACE. 1164 01:00:21,919 --> 01:00:25,189 HE'S QUITE CONVINCED SHE'S CHANGED HER SPOTS. 1165 01:00:25,222 --> 01:00:28,225 CARE TO MAKE IT INTERESTING? 1166 01:00:28,258 --> 01:00:30,127 I TOLD YOU I WAS SERIOUS. 1167 01:00:31,996 --> 01:00:34,198 HASN'T ANYONE WARNED YOU AGAINST ME? 1168 01:00:34,231 --> 01:00:37,434 OH, YES. EVERYONE. 1169 01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:39,236 PUT IT AWAY. 1170 01:00:39,269 --> 01:00:41,972 NOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOVE ME RIGHT AWAY. 1171 01:00:42,006 --> 01:00:44,074 THINK OF THE MONEY. 1172 01:00:44,108 --> 01:00:48,378 SUPPOSE I MARRY YOU AND IN A YEAR YOUR INVESTMENTS GO SOUR. 1173 01:00:48,412 --> 01:00:49,980 I'LL BE STUCK WITH A PAUPER. 1174 01:00:50,014 --> 01:00:51,749 ON THE OTHER HAND, I COULD DROP DEAD 1175 01:00:51,782 --> 01:00:53,117 ON THE GOLF COURSE NEXT TUESDAY, 1176 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:55,119 AND YOU'D BE LEFT VERY WELL-APPOINTED. 1177 01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:56,854 LIFE'S A GAMBLE, STELLA. 1178 01:00:58,222 --> 01:01:00,758 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1179 01:01:00,791 --> 01:01:01,859 HMM. 1180 01:01:01,892 --> 01:01:04,028 PEOPLE SAY TOO MUCH AS IT IS. 1181 01:01:26,116 --> 01:01:29,453 MRS. WINDEMERE AND MRS. ERLYNNE LOOK LIKE MOTHER AND DAUGHTER, 1182 01:01:29,486 --> 01:01:31,388 DON'T THEY? 1183 01:01:31,421 --> 01:01:33,323 THEY'RE WEARING THE SAME DRESS. 1184 01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:36,393 WELL, THAT'LL BE IT. 1185 01:01:41,398 --> 01:01:42,967 Darlington: COME AWAY WITH ME. 1186 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,069 WE COULD SET SAIL TONIGHT. 1187 01:01:48,773 --> 01:01:50,240 PLEASE. 1188 01:01:56,513 --> 01:02:00,017 IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE? 1189 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,351 I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU. 1190 01:02:01,385 --> 01:02:02,152 IT'S ABOUT DARLINGTON. 1191 01:02:02,186 --> 01:02:03,487 FOLLOW ME. 1192 01:02:09,526 --> 01:02:11,295 HE'S IN LOVE WITH MEG. 1193 01:02:11,328 --> 01:02:13,230 I KNOW WE SAID CASH, SO I'M RAISING THE AMOUNT. 1194 01:02:13,263 --> 01:02:15,265 I WANT YOU TO LEAVE NOW. 1195 01:02:15,299 --> 01:02:17,234 I'D BE MORE CONCERNED IF I WERE YOU. 1196 01:02:17,267 --> 01:02:19,103 YOU'RE NOT ME. 1197 01:02:19,136 --> 01:02:20,771 AND DARLINGTON'S NOT THE PROBLEM. 1198 01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:22,006 THE PROBLEM IS I'VE BEEN LYING TO MY WIFE, 1199 01:02:22,039 --> 01:02:23,307 AND I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. 1200 01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:24,775 I CAN ADD UP THE RUMORS 1201 01:02:24,809 --> 01:02:27,444 AND SHOW HER A BIG FAT ZERO. 1202 01:02:27,477 --> 01:02:29,246 I'M TUPPY'S GIRL. CASE CLOSED. 1203 01:02:29,279 --> 01:02:32,216 I'LL DO MY OWN EXPLAINING, JUST GET OUT. 1204 01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:35,385 I'D LIKE TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO HER. 1205 01:02:35,419 --> 01:02:38,355 YOU SAID GOOD-BYE TO HER 20 YEARS AGO. 1206 01:02:38,388 --> 01:02:39,489 NO SECOND CHANCES. 1207 01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:48,999 I'LL LEAVE FIRST. 1208 01:02:49,033 --> 01:02:50,901 WE SHOULDN'T WALK OUT TOGETHER. 1209 01:02:50,935 --> 01:02:52,202 YOU'RE THE EXPERT. 1210 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:55,439 COUNT TO 100. 1211 01:03:52,596 --> 01:03:54,131 MRS. WINDEMERE. 1212 01:04:26,063 --> 01:04:27,664 Meg: DEAR ROBERT, 1213 01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:30,600 I THOUGHT OUR MARRIAGE WAS PERFECT. 1214 01:04:32,469 --> 01:04:35,405 I THOUGHT WE WOULD ALWAYS BE TOGETHER. 1215 01:04:35,439 --> 01:04:37,274 IF YOU LOVE MRS. ERLYNNE, 1216 01:04:37,307 --> 01:04:39,543 YOU SHOULD BE WITH HER. 1217 01:04:39,576 --> 01:04:42,412 I FEEL SO FOOLISH. 1218 01:04:42,446 --> 01:04:44,414 EVERYONE KNEW BUT ME. 1219 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:04,901 Robert: MEG? 1220 01:05:07,137 --> 01:05:08,538 MEG? 1221 01:05:11,141 --> 01:05:12,309 [SIGHS] 1222 01:05:12,342 --> 01:05:14,678 MEG, LET ME IN. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 1223 01:05:16,346 --> 01:05:18,248 PLEASE, OPEN THE DOOR. 1224 01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:23,420 TH-THERE IS NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND STELLA ERLYNNE. 1225 01:05:23,453 --> 01:05:25,622 HOW CAN YOU THINK IT? 1226 01:05:25,655 --> 01:05:27,124 SHE'S OLD FOR GOD'S SAKE. 1227 01:05:27,157 --> 01:05:27,958 SHE DYES HER HAIR. 1228 01:05:27,992 --> 01:05:31,695 SHE...PAINTS HER FACE LIKE AN INDIAN. 1229 01:05:31,728 --> 01:05:35,065 SHE'S A COLD, SELFISH WOMAN. 1230 01:05:35,099 --> 01:05:37,467 NOT AT ALL ATTRACTIVE ONCE YOU KNOW HER. 1231 01:05:38,735 --> 01:05:42,606 LOOK, SHE WAS GOING TO DAMAGE SOMEONE. 1232 01:05:42,639 --> 01:05:45,609 A PERSON WHO'D NEVER DONE HER ANY HARM. 1233 01:05:45,642 --> 01:05:47,577 SHE CAME HERE WITH A SECRET 1234 01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:50,180 THAT WOULD--WOULD HAVE BROKEN YOUR HEART. 1235 01:05:50,214 --> 01:05:51,581 LOOK, I WANTED TO TELL YOU, 1236 01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:53,717 I--I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW. 1237 01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,685 LOOK, I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU, 1238 01:05:55,719 --> 01:05:58,588 YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. 1239 01:05:58,622 --> 01:06:02,059 SHE ASKED ME FOR MONEY AND I GAVE IT TO HER. 1240 01:06:02,092 --> 01:06:04,028 I'M NOT PROUD OF BEING BLACKMAILED, 1241 01:06:04,061 --> 01:06:05,562 AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. 1242 01:06:05,595 --> 01:06:07,131 I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU AT THE START. 1243 01:06:09,499 --> 01:06:11,268 I'M NOT LYING TO YOU NOW. 1244 01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:12,302 I... 1245 01:06:12,336 --> 01:06:14,771 I LOVE YOU. 1246 01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:18,308 AND THERE'S NO OTHER WOMAN IN MY HEART... 1247 01:06:18,342 --> 01:06:20,344 OR IN MY BED. 1248 01:06:21,578 --> 01:06:26,150 MEG, PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR. 1249 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:34,491 I--WE'VE BOTH HAD TOO MUCH CHAMPAGNE. 1250 01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:36,626 WE CAN TALK IN THE MORNING. 1251 01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:56,780 SPLENDIDO. 1252 01:06:56,813 --> 01:06:57,781 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 1253 01:06:57,814 --> 01:06:58,648 Man: BUENA NOTTE. GOOD NIGHT. 1254 01:06:58,682 --> 01:07:00,650 Second man: LOVELY PARTY. GOOD NIGHT. 1255 01:07:00,684 --> 01:07:02,119 Robert: I--I'LL SEE YOU AT THE CLUB. 1256 01:07:03,787 --> 01:07:05,089 THERE'S THE GIRL. 1257 01:07:05,122 --> 01:07:06,223 I THOUGHT YOU'D FALLEN IN WITH-- 1258 01:07:06,256 --> 01:07:07,624 TAKE WINDEMERE TO THE CLUB. 1259 01:07:07,657 --> 01:07:09,659 KEEP HIM OUT LATE, ALL NIGHT IF YOU CAN. 1260 01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:11,295 GET HIM DRUNK IF YOU HAVE TO. 1261 01:07:11,328 --> 01:07:12,562 JUST DON'T LET HIM COME HOME. 1262 01:07:12,596 --> 01:07:14,231 WHY? 1263 01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:15,232 [SIGHS] 1264 01:07:15,265 --> 01:07:16,500 WHAT? WHAT? 1265 01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:20,637 I LIKE YOU, I DO. 1266 01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:22,272 BUT IF THIS IS GOING TO WORK BETWEEN US, 1267 01:07:22,306 --> 01:07:23,340 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 1268 01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:24,841 WHAT? DO WHAT? 1269 01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:27,144 WHERE? WHAT? WHY? 1270 01:07:27,177 --> 01:07:29,479 I CAN'T ALWAYS EXPLAIN MYSELF TO MYSELF, 1271 01:07:29,513 --> 01:07:30,447 LET ALONE ANYONE ELSE. 1272 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,416 WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. 1273 01:07:32,449 --> 01:07:33,850 TAKES THE PRESSURE OFF. 1274 01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:36,653 9 TIMES OUT OF 10, MEN DON'T GIVE 2 PINS ABOUT WHY, 1275 01:07:36,686 --> 01:07:38,822 THEY JUST FEEL OBLIGED TO TAKE AN INTEREST. 1276 01:07:38,855 --> 01:07:42,292 SO, I'LL DO EXACTLY AS YOU WISH, 1277 01:07:42,326 --> 01:07:44,394 AND I'LL FEEL AS IF WE'RE MARRIED ALREADY. 1278 01:07:44,428 --> 01:07:47,131 OH, CAN YOU GET YOURSELF HOME ALL RIGHT? 1279 01:07:47,164 --> 01:07:50,367 WHY, TUPPY... 1280 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:53,170 YOU'RE THE FIRST MAN WHO'S EVER ASKED ME THAT. 1281 01:07:53,203 --> 01:07:56,506 I DON'T NEED TO BE THE FIRST, STELLA. 1282 01:07:56,540 --> 01:07:57,841 JUST THE LAST. 1283 01:08:07,284 --> 01:08:08,818 [BELL CHIMING] 1284 01:08:39,216 --> 01:08:40,484 [DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING] 1285 01:08:40,517 --> 01:08:43,453 [FOOTSTEPS] 1286 01:08:45,522 --> 01:08:47,257 [CLEARS THROAT] 1287 01:08:57,734 --> 01:09:00,270 THERE'S A TAXI WAITING AT THE END OF THE DOCK. 1288 01:09:00,304 --> 01:09:02,272 MY HUSBAND SENT YOU. 1289 01:09:02,306 --> 01:09:05,175 YOUR HUSBAND THINKS YOU'RE IN BED 1290 01:09:05,209 --> 01:09:08,545 SLEEPING OFF A LITER OF PERRIER JOUET. 1291 01:09:08,578 --> 01:09:09,513 LET'S GO. 1292 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,617 HE GAVE ME MONEY, THAT'S ALL. 1293 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:14,751 I'M AN OLD FRIEND OF THE FAMILY 1294 01:09:14,784 --> 01:09:15,919 AND I HAD HIM OVER A BARREL. 1295 01:09:15,952 --> 01:09:17,221 DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID? 1296 01:09:17,254 --> 01:09:18,922 MARRIED TO A MAN YOU LOVE 1297 01:09:18,955 --> 01:09:20,324 AND RUNNING OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 1298 01:09:20,357 --> 01:09:21,725 WITH AN INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY? 1299 01:09:21,758 --> 01:09:22,726 DO I THINK YOU'RE STUPID? 1300 01:09:22,759 --> 01:09:24,194 THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 1301 01:09:24,228 --> 01:09:25,362 YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE 1302 01:09:25,395 --> 01:09:26,763 HEMS ARE HIGHER AND WOMAN CAN VOTE 1303 01:09:26,796 --> 01:09:28,698 THAT ANYTHING HAS REALLY CHANGED FOR US? 1304 01:09:28,732 --> 01:09:31,868 FRIENDS WILL STOP CALLING. 1305 01:09:31,901 --> 01:09:33,603 HE'LL BE INVITED INTO HOMES YOU'RE NOT. 1306 01:09:33,637 --> 01:09:34,871 YOU MANAGE. 1307 01:09:36,806 --> 01:09:38,475 DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF. 1308 01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:41,311 IT TAKES PRACTICE AND SKILL TO LIVE WITHOUT REGRET. 1309 01:09:43,980 --> 01:09:46,783 A MARRIAGE TAKES YOUR WHOLE HEART. 1310 01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:48,785 SELFISH PEOPLE CAN'T PULL IT OFF, 1311 01:09:48,818 --> 01:09:50,654 BUT YOU ARE NOT THAT. 1312 01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:53,823 YOU CAN SUCCEED WHERE THE REST OF US FAIL. 1313 01:09:53,857 --> 01:09:55,459 WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU? 1314 01:09:55,492 --> 01:09:57,794 DON'T BELIEVE ME, BELIEVE HIM. 1315 01:09:57,827 --> 01:09:59,329 HE'S BEEN FAITHFUL TO YOU, 1316 01:09:59,363 --> 01:10:01,265 I'LL SWEAR IT ON MY LIFE. 1317 01:10:01,298 --> 01:10:02,899 HE TOLD YOU TO LIE. 1318 01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:06,270 HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE HERE. 1319 01:10:10,274 --> 01:10:12,676 HE NEVER HAS TO KNOW. 1320 01:10:14,378 --> 01:10:15,612 YOU WANT ME TO LIE ON TOP OF A LIE? 1321 01:10:15,645 --> 01:10:17,247 EVERYTHING'S SPOILED BETWEEN US. I CAN'T. 1322 01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:20,016 WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU? LET GO OF ME! 1323 01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:21,885 WHO TAUGHT YOU TO BE SO UNFORGIVING? 1324 01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:23,453 YOU MADE A MISTAKE, DON'T MAKE IT WORSE. 1325 01:10:23,487 --> 01:10:24,621 YOU'RE HURTING ME! 1326 01:10:24,654 --> 01:10:25,622 YOU SHUT YOUR EYES 1327 01:10:25,655 --> 01:10:26,723 TO EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T PERFECT. 1328 01:10:26,756 --> 01:10:29,426 YOU'RE JUST ASKING TO FALL INTO A HOLE. 1329 01:10:34,531 --> 01:10:35,899 FINE. 1330 01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:39,969 GO AHEAD. 1331 01:10:40,003 --> 01:10:43,973 STEP OVER LOVE TO PICK UP PRIDE AND GUILT. 1332 01:10:44,007 --> 01:10:46,042 WHAT WILL THAT TRADE BE WORTH IN A YEAR? 1333 01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:48,445 IN 20? 1334 01:10:48,478 --> 01:10:52,248 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1335 01:10:55,952 --> 01:10:56,920 [GASPS] 1336 01:11:01,024 --> 01:11:03,393 [CHATTER] 1337 01:11:03,427 --> 01:11:05,729 Cecil: I'VE BEEN THROWING BUNS IN THAT CLUB... 1338 01:11:05,762 --> 01:11:06,796 Tuppy: BIG BOAT, DARLINGTON. 1339 01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:07,797 DOES IT REALLY HAVE TO BE SO BIG? 1340 01:11:07,831 --> 01:11:09,866 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT MEN WITH BIG BOATS. 1341 01:11:09,899 --> 01:11:11,435 YES. 1342 01:11:11,468 --> 01:11:12,436 Robert: I SHOULD BE GETTING HOME. 1343 01:11:12,469 --> 01:11:13,737 Tuppy: YOU'LL TAKE A CIGAR, SURELY. 1344 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:16,473 I THOUGHT YOU'D QUIT FOR THE LOVE OF A GOOD WOMAN. 1345 01:11:16,506 --> 01:11:18,475 Cecil: GOOD WOMAN ISN'T EXACTLY THE MONIKER 1346 01:11:18,508 --> 01:11:20,477 I'D CHOOSE FOR MRS. ERLYNNE. 1347 01:11:20,510 --> 01:11:21,878 YOU MAKE HER OUT TO BE THE DEVIL'S HANDMAIDEN. 1348 01:11:21,911 --> 01:11:22,879 SHE'S NOTHING OF THE SORT. 1349 01:11:22,912 --> 01:11:24,881 DUMBY AND I ARE JUST CONCERNED 1350 01:11:24,914 --> 01:11:26,916 FOR YOUR FUTURE, AREN'T WE, DUMBY? 1351 01:11:26,950 --> 01:11:29,553 DEVILISH WOMEN ARE A BOTHER 1352 01:11:29,586 --> 01:11:31,555 AND GOOD ONES ARE A BORE. 1353 01:11:31,588 --> 01:11:32,922 THAT'S THE ONLY DIFFERENCE. 1354 01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:35,091 MRS. ERLYNNE IS NEITHER A BOTHER NOR A BORE. 1355 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:36,960 WELL, YOU CHANGE YOUR HABITS, 1356 01:11:36,993 --> 01:11:38,762 BUT I DOUBT SHE'LL CHANGE HERS. 1357 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:41,431 I'VE BET DUMBY 50 QUID. [CHUCKLES] 1358 01:11:41,465 --> 01:11:43,333 Tuppy: NOW, NOW ENOUGH OF THIS. 1359 01:11:43,367 --> 01:11:45,702 I WON'T HEAR ANYMORE WORDS SAID AGAINST HER. 1360 01:11:45,735 --> 01:11:47,704 SHE'S EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED IN A WOMAN. 1361 01:11:47,737 --> 01:11:52,842 MY DEAR TUPPY, IN THIS WORLD THERE ARE ONLY 2 TRAGEDIES. 1362 01:11:52,876 --> 01:11:54,844 ONE IS NOT GETTING WHAT ONE WANTS, 1363 01:11:54,878 --> 01:11:56,613 THE OTHER IS GETTING IT. 1364 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:58,448 THE LAST IS MUCH THE WORST. 1365 01:11:58,482 --> 01:12:01,351 THE LAST IS A REAL TRAGEDY. 1366 01:12:01,385 --> 01:12:05,789 MARRIAGE-- IT HAS ITS PAINS, ASK EDNA. 1367 01:12:08,124 --> 01:12:10,460 Darlington: CELIBACY HAS NO PLEASURES. 1368 01:12:10,494 --> 01:12:12,362 Robert: WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT CELIBACY? 1369 01:12:12,396 --> 01:12:13,697 I CAN LEARN. 1370 01:12:13,730 --> 01:12:14,698 IF IT WILL PROVE MY LOVE. 1371 01:12:14,731 --> 01:12:15,965 A WOMAN WHO NEEDS PROOF? 1372 01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:17,601 BEFORE SHE'LL LEAVE HER HUSBAND. 1373 01:12:17,634 --> 01:12:20,504 [SIGHS] JOHN, YOU ARE A CAD. 1374 01:12:20,537 --> 01:12:22,972 WE'RE ALL IN THE GUTTER. 1375 01:12:23,006 --> 01:12:24,908 BUT SOME OF US ARE LOOKING AT THE STARS. 1376 01:12:24,941 --> 01:12:26,643 * WHAT MEN CALL GALLANTRY 1377 01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:30,814 * AND GOD'S ADULTERY IS FAR MORE COMMON * 1378 01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:34,451 * WHERE THE CLIMATE'S SULTRY * 1379 01:12:34,484 --> 01:12:35,752 [ALL LAUGHING] 1380 01:12:35,785 --> 01:12:37,854 THAT'S THE ONE I BOUGHT MEG. 1381 01:12:39,989 --> 01:12:41,791 FOR HER BIRTHDAY. 1382 01:12:41,825 --> 01:12:43,993 Cecil: YOU SURE? 1383 01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:45,028 Darlington: SHE MUST HAVE LEFT IT LAST WEEK 1384 01:12:45,061 --> 01:12:46,396 WHEN YOU CAME FOR LUNCH. 1385 01:12:46,430 --> 01:12:48,865 SHE WAS CARRYING IT TONIGHT. 1386 01:12:48,898 --> 01:12:51,134 Tuppy: ONE FAN LOOKS VERY MUCH LIKE ANOTHER. 1387 01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:52,702 JOHN? 1388 01:12:52,736 --> 01:12:56,005 Darlington: I--I HAVE NO IDEA. 1389 01:12:56,039 --> 01:12:58,742 MEG'S NOT-- NOT HERE, IS SHE? 1390 01:12:58,775 --> 01:13:00,877 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 1391 01:13:00,910 --> 01:13:02,479 [GASPS] 1392 01:13:02,512 --> 01:13:03,580 [DOOR CLOSES] 1393 01:13:03,613 --> 01:13:04,581 WHAT'S THAT? 1394 01:13:04,614 --> 01:13:05,815 I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 1395 01:13:05,849 --> 01:13:07,517 SHE'S DOWNSTAIRS. 1396 01:13:07,551 --> 01:13:09,018 LISTEN, ROBERT, CALM DOWN. 1397 01:13:09,052 --> 01:13:10,119 YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH-- 1398 01:13:10,153 --> 01:13:12,456 DON'T MAKE AN ASS OF YOURSELF. 1399 01:13:12,489 --> 01:13:13,457 BLOODY HELL. 1400 01:13:13,490 --> 01:13:14,458 TOO LATE. 1401 01:13:14,491 --> 01:13:15,459 BLOODY HELL. 1402 01:13:15,492 --> 01:13:16,893 WE BETTER PUT SOME ICE ON THAT, 1403 01:13:16,926 --> 01:13:17,827 IT'S GOING TO SWELL. 1404 01:13:24,834 --> 01:13:25,935 I THOUGHT IT WAS MINE. 1405 01:13:27,837 --> 01:13:30,440 I MUST HAVE PICKED UP MRS. WINDEMERE'S BY MISTAKE. 1406 01:13:43,152 --> 01:13:44,954 TUPPY, I SWEAR, I HAD NO IDEA. 1407 01:13:54,531 --> 01:13:56,566 YOU OWE CECIL 50 QUID. 1408 01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:57,801 SORRY. 1409 01:14:03,139 --> 01:14:05,008 SEEMS I'M THE ASS, WINDEMERE. 1410 01:14:05,041 --> 01:14:06,075 NOT YOU. 1411 01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:19,616 I SPENT THE NIGHT ON JOHN'S BOAT. 1412 01:15:22,686 --> 01:15:25,722 I HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK. 1413 01:15:25,755 --> 01:15:27,991 CAN I ASK YOU TO FORGIVE ME? 1414 01:15:30,093 --> 01:15:32,762 I DID SOMETHING VERY STUPID LAST NIGHT. 1415 01:15:32,796 --> 01:15:33,763 I... 1416 01:15:37,066 --> 01:15:38,802 YOU'RE NOT IN MY LEAGUE. 1417 01:15:38,835 --> 01:15:40,704 I MADE A COMPLETE ASS OF MYSELF. 1418 01:15:40,737 --> 01:15:42,806 RUINED IT FOR POOR TUPPY. 1419 01:15:42,839 --> 01:15:44,808 BETTER NOW THAN LATER, I GUESS. 1420 01:15:44,841 --> 01:15:46,209 TUPPY? 1421 01:15:46,242 --> 01:15:48,544 HIS ENGAGEMENT TO MRS. ERLYNNE IS OFF. 1422 01:15:52,048 --> 01:15:54,083 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1423 01:15:54,117 --> 01:15:55,685 LAST NIGHT ON JOHN'S YACHT, 1424 01:15:55,719 --> 01:15:57,320 MRS. ERLYNNE WAS WAITING IN HIS BEDROOM. 1425 01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:01,257 LOOK, I WAS DRUNK, I THOUGHT... 1426 01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:03,893 I SAW YOUR FAN, I THOUGHT THAT... 1427 01:16:03,927 --> 01:16:06,229 OH, I DIDN'T THINK. IT WAS HER. 1428 01:16:06,262 --> 01:16:08,331 SHE SAID SHE TOOK IT BY MISTAKE. 1429 01:16:08,364 --> 01:16:10,133 NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1430 01:16:10,166 --> 01:16:11,300 OH, OF COURSE NOT. 1431 01:16:11,334 --> 01:16:13,637 BETTER COUNT THE SPOONS. 1432 01:16:13,670 --> 01:16:15,905 YOU WERE RIGHT NOT TO WANT HER HERE. 1433 01:16:15,939 --> 01:16:17,707 I'D HAVE EXPECTED MORE FROM JOHN, THOUGH. 1434 01:16:17,741 --> 01:16:19,208 TUPPY'S HIS FRIEND. 1435 01:16:19,242 --> 01:16:20,977 SHE DIDN'T TAKE MY FAN. 1436 01:16:21,010 --> 01:16:22,378 I LEFT IT ON-- 1437 01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:24,347 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1438 01:16:24,380 --> 01:16:26,149 Woman: THERE'S A TELEPHONE CALL FROM AMERICA. 1439 01:16:27,951 --> 01:16:29,919 IT'S YOUR FATHER, MR. WINDEMERE. 1440 01:16:29,953 --> 01:16:31,320 NOT NOW. 1441 01:16:31,354 --> 01:16:33,322 NO, NO, I'LL TAKE IT. 1442 01:16:33,356 --> 01:16:34,323 HE'LL WORRY. 1443 01:16:41,030 --> 01:16:41,998 I LOVE YOU. 1444 01:16:42,031 --> 01:16:43,032 I LOVE YOU. 1445 01:16:47,403 --> 01:16:49,706 AND A WOMAN BROUGHT THIS. 1446 01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:51,607 SHE'S WAITING DOWNSTAIRS. 1447 01:16:57,313 --> 01:16:58,614 THANK YOU. 1448 01:17:10,359 --> 01:17:12,295 [CLOCK CHIMES] 1449 01:17:27,911 --> 01:17:29,278 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1450 01:17:30,747 --> 01:17:32,248 WE HAD AN AGREEMENT. 1451 01:17:32,281 --> 01:17:35,351 I CAME TO RETURN THE FAN. 1452 01:17:35,384 --> 01:17:37,887 HOW IS YOUR WIFE FEELING THIS MORNING? 1453 01:17:37,921 --> 01:17:40,690 YOU DON'T GET WITHIN 10 FEET OF MY WIFE. 1454 01:17:40,724 --> 01:17:43,893 I ONLY ASKED HOW SHE WAS. 1455 01:17:43,927 --> 01:17:46,162 IF YOU'RE HERE TO TELL HER WHO YOU ARE, 1456 01:17:46,195 --> 01:17:48,732 IT'S BETTER COMING FROM ME. 1457 01:17:48,765 --> 01:17:51,735 IT'S MY SECRET, NOT YOURS. 1458 01:17:51,768 --> 01:17:54,203 YOU'VE KEPT IT VERY WELL. 1459 01:17:54,237 --> 01:17:56,906 20 YEARS IS A LONG TIME. 1460 01:17:58,975 --> 01:18:02,078 IT DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE BEEN TOO MUCH OF A STRAIN. 1461 01:18:02,111 --> 01:18:05,915 YOU SEE A LITTLE GIRL THE RIGHT AGE, 1462 01:18:05,949 --> 01:18:08,417 YOU PUSH THE THOUGHT ASIDE, 1463 01:18:08,451 --> 01:18:11,254 CLOSE THE DOOR. 1464 01:18:11,287 --> 01:18:15,124 ONLY AT 3:00, THAT IN-BETWEEN HOUR, 1465 01:18:15,158 --> 01:18:17,994 TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING, TOO EARLY FOR DINNER, 1466 01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:22,231 DOORS COME FLYING OPEN. 1467 01:18:22,265 --> 01:18:24,333 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU FEEL ANYTHING FOR HER. 1468 01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:26,770 YOU--YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF, 1469 01:18:26,803 --> 01:18:27,336 NO ONE ELSE. 1470 01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:31,107 Meg: ROBERT. 1471 01:18:31,140 --> 01:18:33,076 ROBERT, YOUR FATHER NEEDS TO TALK TO YOU. 1472 01:18:33,109 --> 01:18:34,911 HE SAYS IT'S IMPORT... 1473 01:18:36,379 --> 01:18:39,082 MRS. ERLYNNE CAME TO RETURN YOUR FAN. 1474 01:18:39,115 --> 01:18:40,449 SHE WAS JUST LEAVING. 1475 01:18:42,018 --> 01:18:42,986 NO, DON'T LEAVE. 1476 01:18:43,019 --> 01:18:44,287 I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU. 1477 01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:45,989 BUT SHE'LL MISS HER PLANE. 1478 01:18:46,022 --> 01:18:47,390 JUST A FEW MINUTES. 1479 01:18:50,794 --> 01:18:52,261 ROBERT, YOUR FATHER IS WAITING ON THE PHONE. 1480 01:18:52,295 --> 01:18:53,429 HE SAID IT WAS IMPORTANT. 1481 01:18:55,965 --> 01:18:57,400 ROBERT? 1482 01:18:57,433 --> 01:19:00,136 IT WOULD BE A GREAT MISTAKE... 1483 01:19:00,169 --> 01:19:01,470 TO MISS YOUR PLANE. 1484 01:19:13,516 --> 01:19:16,485 I CAME TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT HOME SAFELY. 1485 01:19:16,519 --> 01:19:18,054 OH, NO, YOU CAN'T LEAVE YET. 1486 01:19:18,087 --> 01:19:19,989 YOU'RE MY ONLY WITNESS THAT NOTHING HAPPENED. 1487 01:19:20,023 --> 01:19:21,457 YOUR WITNESS? 1488 01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:24,227 I'M GONNA TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 1489 01:19:26,295 --> 01:19:28,464 WHAT YOU DID IS YOUR MISTAKE. 1490 01:19:28,497 --> 01:19:30,366 YOUR SACK OF BRICKS. 1491 01:19:30,399 --> 01:19:32,135 YOU CARRY IT. 1492 01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:34,137 YOU DON'T CONFESS AND HAND IT OFF 1493 01:19:34,170 --> 01:19:35,471 TO SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU. 1494 01:19:35,504 --> 01:19:37,040 BUT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU WERE HAVING-- 1495 01:19:37,073 --> 01:19:38,908 THEY'LL THINK IT ANYWAY. IT DOESN'T MATTER. 1496 01:19:38,942 --> 01:19:40,309 THAT'S NOT TRUE. IT DOES MATTER. 1497 01:19:40,343 --> 01:19:41,945 IT MATTERS TO TUPPY. 1498 01:19:41,978 --> 01:19:43,847 I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR RUINING THAT. 1499 01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:47,416 YOU WANT TO SPOIL THE ONE GOOD THING I'VE EVER DONE? 1500 01:19:48,952 --> 01:19:50,553 IT'S ONLY RIGHT TO TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 1501 01:19:50,586 --> 01:19:52,822 YOU LOVE EACH OTHER. 1502 01:19:52,856 --> 01:19:55,058 THAT'S YOUR TRUTH. 1503 01:19:55,091 --> 01:19:56,392 WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP 1504 01:19:56,425 --> 01:19:57,460 YOUR CHANCE AT MARRIAGE TO SAVE MINE? 1505 01:19:57,493 --> 01:19:58,527 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 1506 01:19:58,561 --> 01:20:00,529 I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 1507 01:20:00,563 --> 01:20:02,565 BUT FIRST PROMISE YOU'RE NOT GOING 1508 01:20:02,598 --> 01:20:04,600 TO MAKE SOME GRAND CONFESSION. 1509 01:20:04,633 --> 01:20:06,569 SWEAR IT ON WHATEVER YOU HOLD SACRED. 1510 01:20:13,109 --> 01:20:14,477 I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER. 1511 01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:21,184 PARDON? 1512 01:20:21,217 --> 01:20:23,086 SHE'S MY GUARDIAN ANGEL. 1513 01:20:23,119 --> 01:20:25,588 MY WHOLE LIFE I'VE WANTED TO BE LIKE HER. 1514 01:20:28,224 --> 01:20:31,194 I'M SURE SHE WOULDN'T HOLD YOU TO SUCH A STANDARD. 1515 01:20:33,429 --> 01:20:35,131 SHE'D BE SO ASHAMED OF ME NOW. 1516 01:20:38,034 --> 01:20:41,237 WE ALL STRADDLE THE ABYSS, MRS. WINDEMERE. 1517 01:20:41,270 --> 01:20:46,609 IF WE NEVER LOOK DOWN, HOW CAN WE KNOW WHO WE ARE? 1518 01:20:46,642 --> 01:20:49,312 A MOTHER COULD NEVER BE ASHAMED OF A DAUGHTER 1519 01:20:49,345 --> 01:20:50,546 WHO DIDN'T FALL IN. 1520 01:20:53,482 --> 01:20:56,485 I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 1521 01:20:56,519 --> 01:20:59,255 I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE CERTAIN OF ANYTHING. 1522 01:21:03,292 --> 01:21:05,861 I SWEAR THEN. 1523 01:21:06,996 --> 01:21:08,497 WHAT IS IT YOU WANTED TO TELL ME? 1524 01:21:12,168 --> 01:21:13,636 NOTHING. 1525 01:21:14,938 --> 01:21:16,973 I'LL MISS MY PLANE. 1526 01:21:18,641 --> 01:21:21,277 GOOD-BYE, MRS. WINDEMERE. 1527 01:21:21,310 --> 01:21:23,346 I HOPE WE MEET AGAIN. 1528 01:21:25,214 --> 01:21:27,016 SO DO I. 1529 01:21:42,231 --> 01:21:44,233 Robert: MRS. ERLYNNE. 1530 01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:49,072 YOU DIDN'T TELL HER? 1531 01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:51,274 NO. 1532 01:21:51,307 --> 01:21:53,109 WHY NOT? 1533 01:21:55,211 --> 01:21:57,380 SHE HAS A MOTHER. 1534 01:21:57,413 --> 01:21:59,715 A PHOTOGRAPH IN A LOCKET. 1535 01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:00,783 IT'S A FAIRY TALE. 1536 01:22:03,219 --> 01:22:08,491 A KIND, CARING MOTHER WHO LOVES AND WATCHES OVER HER. 1537 01:22:08,524 --> 01:22:11,527 I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THAT AWAY. 1538 01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:14,330 AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU. 1539 01:22:19,068 --> 01:22:20,603 [ENGINE STARTS] 1540 01:23:29,772 --> 01:23:33,076 FOR ONE NIGHT I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. 1541 01:23:33,109 --> 01:23:35,078 FOR ONE MINUTE I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN LOVE 1542 01:23:35,111 --> 01:23:36,245 WITH ANOTHER MAN. 1543 01:23:36,279 --> 01:23:37,680 HMM. 1544 01:23:41,384 --> 01:23:42,685 SHE WAS RIGHT. 1545 01:23:42,718 --> 01:23:44,420 WHO? 1546 01:23:44,453 --> 01:23:45,654 MRS. ERLYNNE. 1547 01:23:45,688 --> 01:23:47,790 SHE SAID, "WE CAN'T SHUT OUR EYES 1548 01:23:47,823 --> 01:23:49,258 TO EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T PERFECT, 1549 01:23:49,292 --> 01:23:52,595 OTHERWISE WE MIGHT FALL INTO A HUGE ABYSS." 1550 01:23:52,628 --> 01:23:54,763 WE ALMOST FELL. 1551 01:23:54,797 --> 01:23:56,732 SHE'S A SMART WOMAN. 1552 01:23:58,334 --> 01:23:59,735 SHE'S A GOOD WOMAN. 1553 01:24:01,337 --> 01:24:02,738 BETTER THAN I THOUGHT. 1554 01:24:39,675 --> 01:24:41,444 SHE INSISTED. 1555 01:24:45,481 --> 01:24:47,150 WHO? 1556 01:24:47,183 --> 01:24:48,817 MEG. 1557 01:24:48,851 --> 01:24:50,253 SOMETHING TO REMEMBER HER BY. 1558 01:24:51,854 --> 01:24:54,657 AND SHE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING. 1559 01:24:54,690 --> 01:24:56,159 EVERYTHING? 1560 01:24:56,192 --> 01:24:59,228 OH, YES, OF COURSE. THE FLAT TIRE, THE DOG. 1561 01:24:59,262 --> 01:25:02,198 THE BRAZILIAN TAXI DRIVER WITH A PREGNANT DAUGHTER 1562 01:25:02,231 --> 01:25:03,532 WHO LOST HER PURSE. 1563 01:25:03,566 --> 01:25:07,203 AND THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY IN MY DEFENSE IS, 1564 01:25:07,236 --> 01:25:09,405 THAT I HAVE NO DEFENSE. 1565 01:25:09,438 --> 01:25:12,708 I JUMPED TO CONCLUSIONS AND THOUGHT THE WORST. 1566 01:25:14,777 --> 01:25:16,579 WHERE IS THIS OLD CRATE GOING TO? 1567 01:25:19,248 --> 01:25:20,816 DON'T KNOW. 1568 01:25:20,849 --> 01:25:23,386 WILL YOU MARRY ME WHEN WE GET THERE? 1569 01:25:25,321 --> 01:25:27,923 A MAN GETS THE WIFE HE DESERVES. 1570 01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:29,792 MMM... 1571 01:25:29,825 --> 01:25:33,496 WELL, I'VE BEEN A VERY, VERY BAD MAN. 1572 01:25:35,731 --> 01:25:37,766 [ENGINE STARTS] 1573 01:26:16,505 --> 01:26:19,675 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 1574 01:26:19,708 --> 01:26:22,245 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 1575 01:26:45,668 --> 01:26:48,971 YOU KNOW, JOHN, LOVE'S A BATTLEGROUND. 1576 01:26:49,004 --> 01:26:51,707 IT WAS ONLY A FLESH WOUND. 1577 01:26:51,740 --> 01:26:53,976 MEN ADVANCE, WOMEN RESIST. 1578 01:26:54,009 --> 01:26:57,780 WE RETREAT, AND THEY BLOCK OUR ESCAPE. 1579 01:26:57,813 --> 01:26:59,482 WE CAN'T WIN. 1580 01:26:59,515 --> 01:27:01,984 THE SEXES WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. 1581 01:27:02,017 --> 01:27:05,388 ONLY BECAUSE THEY TAKE SUCH PAINS TO DECEIVE EACH OTHER. 1582 01:27:05,421 --> 01:27:07,590 OH, HELLO, DUMBY. 1583 01:27:07,623 --> 01:27:09,525 ARE YOU AWAKE? 1584 01:27:09,558 --> 01:27:10,859 AM I WINNING? 1585 01:27:10,893 --> 01:27:12,495 HA HA HA HA HA! 101639