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Put the heaters away, boys.
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This guy's a scientist,
not a soldier.
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Now, toss the place
and find it.
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Before der Fuhrer
beats us to it.
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I guess
the saying is true.
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Those who don't learn
from history
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are doomed to repeat it.
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Actually, the original
quote is from George Santayana,
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who said, "Those who do not
remember the past
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are condemned to repeat it."
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Not that it really matters.
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It's good to have you
back, Landon.
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But the monsters are back, too.
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Yeah, I always miss
the good ones.
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Like, first there was the mummy,
and then, and then a minotaur,
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and now a leprechaun?
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What did it want?
We believe Malivore sent it
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to retrieve the Ascendant.
Makes sense.
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Malivore can't meatsuit me
if he's stuck in a prison world,
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so of course he wants
a way out.
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That's not happening
on my watch.
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Our watch.
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Landon's safe.
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But the rest of us...
not so much.
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It's like you said,
history repeating itself,
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doom... whatever.
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With the Ascendant destroyed,
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the monsters may be
after Landon now.
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So let's focus.
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After the leprechaun
came the Ferryman,
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which Cleo summoned
to bring you back home.
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Which is why I nominate Cleo
for the Super Squad.
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More like nominate yourself
into her pants.
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All in favor?
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We're not exactly
on great terms,
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but she brought
Landon back to me,
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so she has my vote.
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Well, that's a majority.
Motion passes.
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Is it? Where is everyone?
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Like, Josie and MG and, and...
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the rest of the students?
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Well, we've been having some
enrollment issues.
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Yet another reason to get this
monster problem all sorted out.
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Well, if history has
taught us anything,
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it's that we need to find
whatever portal they're coming
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- out of and seal it up.
- How?
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By stepping in every puddle
in town and seeing
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if we wind up in
an alternate hell dimension?
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Well, I'm glad you
asked, Elizabeth, because that's
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your assignment today.
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If Cleo can summon a monster,
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it stands to reason
she can summon another.
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Perhaps a harmless one
who will talk
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and give us answers
once we capture it.
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Now, I expect you all
to work together while I'm gone,
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harmoniously.
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Wait, where you going that's
more important than this?
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I'm going to see a supernatural
scholar about another lead.
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We will summon this monster
when I get back.
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Now, remember: harmoniously.
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I can't even look at you
right now.
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I mean, what kind
of mystery meat is that?
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I'm gonna be honest.
I'm not sure.
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But whatever it takes
to fit in
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on my first day.
Good luck.
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Mystic Falls is clique-ier
than The Salvatore School,
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which has actual factions.
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Over there is where
the jocks sit
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with the mean girl
cheerleaders.
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Well, she doesn't look
so mean to me.
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Tori Thompson? Please.
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The LARPers and comic book geeks
sit over there.
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It's probably more
your speed.
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Well, maybe at our last school,
but here,
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we can be as cool
as we want to be.
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How cool is that, exactly?
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I see myself trying out
for the football team...
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...because Tori Thompson is
totally into me.
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Yeah, she just told her friend.
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Knock it off.
No vamp powers.
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Relax, they don't even know.
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Yeah, and we need to
keep it that way
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or my dad is going to
yank us out of this school
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so fast our heads
are gonna spin.
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Okay, he's probably lurking
in the parking lot right now.
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You're being paranoid.
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Please, just try being
human with me.
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Okay, fine. No powers.
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But if this place is
so important to you,
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why are we sitting here alone?
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Mind if I join you guys?
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Looks like there's
plenty of room.
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That'd be cool, right?
Yeah, sure.
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I'm MG.
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I remember, from that
flag football game.
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You transferred here, too?
Yeah.
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And, um, speaking of football,
I was thinking of trying out.
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You got any pointers?
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Uh, study hard instead.
I just got cut.
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I thought you were on my team.
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And I am, because your dad said
that we all need to
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work together on this one.
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Well, he's not here,
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and I am not working
with Hope Mikaelson.
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Lizzie, the last time we
went against Doc's plans,
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a leprechaun nearly killed him
with a necktie.
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Maybe ponder that for a sec.
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This is my pondering face, okay?
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And that plan was still way
better than the one
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that Hope came up with,
which could have sent Josie
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to the dark side.
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And at least
I'm doing something
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instead of moping around
because MG left.
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Okay, I can tell that
you're in a bad mood,
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so I'm gonna refrain
from pointing out
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your involvement in that, too.
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Besides,
MG's probably
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just out somewhere
taking a walk or something
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to blow some steam off.
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MG enrolled at Mystic Falls
this morning.
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He'll be staying
with Josie in town.
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Josie is his only friend there.
He'll be back in no time. Okay?
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I hope so.
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Because, as your new bestie,
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you mooning over his comic books
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is a little creepy.
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Yeah, this is research.
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Oh, yes.
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The adventures of
trench coat guy and Tinker Bell.
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First off, that's
John Constantine,
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and you damn well know it.
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Second, that
is a pixie.
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A kinder, gentler version
of a genie...
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As if genies even exist.
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...that trades wishes
for favors.
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So all we gotta do is
a solid for one of 'em,
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wish for them
to close the portal as payback.
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Our Malivore problem
is done and dusted. Boom.
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Oh, damn.
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That's that little ponder face
you were talking about.
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What are you thinking?
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It's classified.
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I thought we were supposed
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to be working with
Lizzie and Kaleb.
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What is that?
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The note Lizzie left
on the door to her room.
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Hey, are you okay?
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I mean, I've been picking up
on some weird tension.
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Never better.
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I've got you back.
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That's all that matters anyway.
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I'm not sure Lizzie
feels the same.
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Yeah. I may have tried
to guilt Josie
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into taking her magic back
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to open a door
to save you,
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but it didn't even happen,
so I don't know why
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Lizzie's so bent out of shape.
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Well, how would you have felt if
it had been me in danger
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instead of Josie?
Oh, I'm sorry.
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Whose side are you on?
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Yours. Always.
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I'm just saying
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the reason you two are mad
at each other is because
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you're more alike
than you think.
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Take that back immediately.
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You're both smart,
powerful witches
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who'd do just about anything
for who or what you love.
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I really hope you're wrong,
because if you're right,
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I think I know what Lizzie's
about to do next.
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I was unaware
you jogged, Lizzie.
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I'm, uh, more of
a night runner.
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It's normally so dark, in fact,
that you can't even see me.
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Well, I always sprint
the last mile.
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No pressure to keep up.
Wait!
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And leave your mentor
in the dust?
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I'm here to officially
welcome you--
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Sculptress of Statuary,
Slayer of Small Ones--
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as a member-elect
of the Super Squad.
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Thank you... I think.
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What is expected of me?
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Merely one super-heroic event,
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as approved by your
Super Squad mentor.
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Meaning you.
Yes.
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So lucky, right?
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And I've already thought
of just the thing.
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And I bet I know what that is.
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You were gonna summon
a monster behind my back?
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Please. Like you
weren't planning on
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doing the same thing.
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And knowing you,
you would have released
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a Kraken with a Muppet allergy
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that would have wiped
out the rest of us.
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Okay, unlike you,
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I actually listened
to your father,
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so I was thinking cute,
talking, harmless.
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Well, why don't you share
with the rest of the class?
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Why don't we summon a cherub?
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They're basically
flying babies.
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With bows and arrows.
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Cupid was a total bloodbath.
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Remember?
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Um, he wasn't actually Cupid,
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and shouldn't we just wait
for Dr. Saltzman?
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Stay out of this!
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It doesn't matter
who he was,
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because pixies
grant wishes.
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Okay, so does a monkey's paw.
How would that work out?
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You'll see.
Fire up that summoning spell.
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I do not believe
that will be necessary.
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The monster is already here.
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Oh, that is the cutest
monster ever.
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What is it?
I don't know.
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But I want one.
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Did you summon that thing?
No.
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We must be wary.
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More like merry.
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This thing could check
all of our boxes.
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Now, somebody, quick,
throw a blanket over it
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and we'll find out
if it can talk.
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Screw you.
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How's that for talking?
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Grab it.
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Too slow. Too slow!
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Are you sure it went
this way?
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Yes, Hope, I can hear it.
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Are you two deaf and dumb?
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Let's see if the thing is as
fireproof as it is critical.
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- No, don't.
- See where these pipes lead?
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Okey-dokey. Just dumb.
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Regrettably,
you're right.
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We need a song of ice
and not fire.
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A quick Glae Solidatur
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will freeze this little guy
in his tracks.
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We want to interrogate it,
not kill it.
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Remember?
I'll just cast immobilus.
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Oh, great,
so it can drown in there.
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Once again, Hope,
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this is all your fault...
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Yah!
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- Smell you later, ladies...
- Damn it.
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Here. Let me help.
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Like I've been saying all day,
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I don't want your help.
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I can't believe that you would
push me in here.
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I didn't.
It was the monster.
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You know what, Hope?
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At least when I'm a bitch,
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I own it.
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Now, for the last time,
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stay the hell out of my way.
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People always get hurt
when you don't.
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I really
appreciate your help.
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00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,846
Whatever you can do
to identify that would be great.
254
00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:22,640
Anything for an old pal.
255
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,767
Especially the one
who helped me get this gig.
256
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:25,893
You deserve it.
257
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,603
How's, uh...
258
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,939
how's Emma?
Oh, we're solid.
259
00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:32,692
Yeah. At least we will be
260
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,194
once she wraps up
this semester in Shanghai.
261
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,615
Mac?
Mm...
262
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,911
Do I even want to know why
you're interested in this?
263
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,871
Well, we think
Malivore opened up
264
00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:47,373
another portal somehow.
265
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,125
Monsters started appearing
266
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,335
once Hope and I opened up
that artifact,
267
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,087
and I just want to know
if it's a coincidence
268
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:56,424
or a... you know,
cause for concern.
269
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:59,176
I'll give you a call
as soon as I have information.
270
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,935
Unless y-you'd prefer
to stick around.
271
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:11,021
Why would
I want to do that?
272
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,692
Because you could've
sent me photos
273
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,694
of this thing, Rick,
and called.
274
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,447
Your daughter
goes here
275
00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,323
and now so does MG.
276
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:23,075
So, like you said--
277
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:25,953
coincidence
or cause for concern?
278
00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:29,790
I wish I knew.
279
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,543
Josie came in contact
with black magic.
280
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,670
Now, she checks out fine,
but, you know,
281
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,756
black magic can be tricky.
282
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,760
I hate the idea
of spying on her,
283
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:43,345
but, uh...
284
00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:46,056
what do you have in mind?
285
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,478
I had a teacher
call in sick this morning.
286
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,605
I need a substitute.
287
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,441
Well...
288
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:59,403
my human history's a...
a little rusty, but...
289
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,657
Who said it was history class?
290
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,788
All right. Let's, um,
291
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,373
stretch the ham... hammies.
292
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,257
Paranoid, huh?
293
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:24,345
Your dad has questionable timing
294
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:27,306
and extremely
questionable taste
295
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,517
in athletic apparel.
But h-he's not...
296
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:32,478
A total spy?
297
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,979
That's fine. He can
spy all he wants
298
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,397
if there's nothing
for him to see.
299
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:38,526
So no using vamp
speed or strength
300
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:41,237
to impress
Tori-Crop-Top-Thompson
301
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,780
with your
soccer skills.
302
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,156
Promise?
303
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,747
Stop looking.
304
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,541
It's really hard. Okay.
Stop looking.
305
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:54,834
Too short.
306
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,712
Too green.
307
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,130
Too Gimli.
308
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,091
You remembered.
309
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,719
That's a lawn ornament.
This is pointless.
310
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,513
No, it's a process.
There are literally
311
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,640
thousands of wee folk
in mythology.
312
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,517
We just have to figure
out what this one is.
313
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,477
It would go a lot faster if we
could share notes with Lizzie.
314
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,104
Not an option.
315
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,939
Apparently, I'm hazardous
to everyone's health.
316
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,440
Okay.
317
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,734
Radical idea,
I know.
318
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,820
Have you thought
about apologizing
319
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,364
to her for pressuring Josie?
I can't.
320
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,157
And not because I don't want to.
321
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:30,077
But because if you
disappeared tomorrow,
322
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,162
I'd do it all over again.
323
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,039
Well, what brought me back was
something you hadn't thought of.
324
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,709
And I bet if you
and Lizzie had worked together,
325
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,168
you'd have found another way.
326
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,753
Yeah, but we didn't.
327
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:41,213
And I can't change the past.
Fair.
328
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,548
But you can change the present.
329
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,799
Starting with our current
330
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,885
adorable little
monster...
331
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,511
Good morning, Stallions.
332
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:51,265
This is The Salvatore School
Monster Warning Service.
333
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,642
There's yet another monster
on the loose,
334
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,061
but more on that later.
335
00:14:56,103 --> 00:15:00,941
Because the true threat to all
our lives is Hope Mikaelson.
336
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,485
And not just 'cause
she has scabies.
337
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,705
Gotta go easy
on that arm.
338
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,750
Oh, that's right,
I need to.
339
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:21,128
Unless you need a Band-Aid
for that cut, QB None.
340
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,296
Oh, knock it off, Blake.
341
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,714
We can't all go 12 seasons
342
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,299
without taking a snap like you.
343
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,010
It's only been three.
344
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,304
Who am I to question your math?
345
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,139
Yeah, go ahead, bail.
346
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,807
Like you bailed on your family.
347
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,309
Worked out great.
348
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,271
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Break it up, break it up.
349
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,398
Break it up, break it up.
Break it up.
350
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,275
All right, everyone go take
351
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,027
a couple laps
around the school. Go!
352
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,197
Not you.
353
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,531
Go pick up
some of those cones
354
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:50,950
and cool off.
355
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,748
After you go pick that up.
356
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,333
Go on, move.
357
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,212
What was
that about?
358
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:04,672
I don't know,
you tell me.
359
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,132
I don't know.
Everything's fine here.
360
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:09,593
Better than fine, actually.
It's perfect.
Huh.
361
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,261
Well, it doesn't seem
that way to me.
362
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,431
Ethan got cut from
the football team
363
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,849
and he's messed
up about it.
364
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,029
Holy crap.
365
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,699
How did you just move that fast?
366
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,411
I cannot believe you.
367
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:36,954
Scabies? Really?
368
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,747
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
369
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,916
I was too busy washing
the chlorine out of my hair.
370
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,918
Though I can't say I disagree
with the spirit of the message.
371
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,586
Okay, let's do this.
372
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,714
I've saved you and this
school over a dozen times.
373
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,799
And how many times
have you put us all
374
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,384
in grave,
life-threatening danger?
375
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,136
It's a wash, Hope.
376
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,178
And the truth is,
377
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,221
you're only there for us
378
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,389
when you need something.
379
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,974
Look,
I'm not proud
380
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,851
of what I asked Josie to do,
but let's be real:
381
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,394
you're the reason she went dark
in the first place.
382
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,312
Ding, ding. Round over.
383
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,189
Everyone back
to a neutral corner.
384
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,775
You two are not
making any sense.
385
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,235
Okay. Butt out, new girl.
386
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,696
You have no idea how deep
our history goes.
387
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,406
That is correct.
388
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,450
Which is why I am taking
both of you at your word.
389
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,868
If Hope says
390
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,202
she did not push
Lizzie into the pool,
391
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,704
then I believe her.
392
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,205
And if Lizzie
393
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,790
swears she did not make
that announcement,
394
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,375
then I believe her, too.
395
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,585
But we heard her voice.
396
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:25,711
Perhaps
we should focus
397
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,337
on that fact.
398
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,256
And an explanation for it
that does not require
399
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,507
either of you
to be wrong.
400
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,176
The monster.
401
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,304
Sounds like I'm here
right on time.
402
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:36,472
Critter was just
in Doc's office.
403
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,681
God, you will do anything
404
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,683
to suck up to Cleo.
405
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,561
Killing monsters
does not impress me.
406
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:43,729
No, he
didn't kill it.
407
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,105
It's molting.
408
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,774
What kind of creature
does that?
409
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,358
Butterflies?
410
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,818
Frogs?
Gremlins.
411
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,987
Oh, it is definitely
a gremlin.
412
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,447
Oh, awesome.
413
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,199
Finally.
414
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,076
I mean, I mean...
415
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,668
I don't get it.
416
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,087
How does something so cute
417
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,838
become this?
418
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,341
Duh.
Feeding them after midnight.
419
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,679
Oh, come on.
You've never seen...
420
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,556
Disrespect.
421
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:22,017
Says it right here, nerd.
422
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,268
That's what gremlins feed on.
423
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,770
Okay, well, then the movie--
424
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,230
which you all still
should have seen--
425
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,273
obviously took
some artistic license.
426
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:31,610
Perhaps it is pitting the two
of you against one another.
427
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,488
Great.
428
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,865
We've been feeding it
an all-you-can-eat buffet.
429
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,951
The stronger it gets,
the more dangerous it is.
430
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:41,203
For Landon, right?
431
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,413
Wait, that's it.
432
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,207
If we want
to trap this thing,
433
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,834
we have the
perfect bait.
434
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,919
Do not look at my boyfriend
like he's a piece of cheese.
435
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,087
We are not...
Using me as bait
436
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,088
is a great idea.
437
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,422
I mean,
438
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,341
if Malivore wants me,
like always,
439
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,009
then the gremlin has no choice
but to come for me, right?
440
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,554
And we'll be waiting
when it does.
441
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,474
Look, the only way
this goes wrong
442
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,143
is if you two can't
work together.
443
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,437
It's all up to you two.
444
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,982
This isn't about us, MG.
445
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,359
It's about
what's best for Ethan.
Is it?
446
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,028
Or is it more like keeping our
secrets safe at his expense?
447
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,780
Burdening Ethan with it
448
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,407
won't end well, either.
Dad's right.
449
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,992
We can't risk it.
No offense,
450
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,536
Jo. But what are you
really worried about risking?
451
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,330
Do I get a vote?
452
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,168
Well, this isn't a democracy.
453
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,044
But we can hear what
you have to say.
454
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,672
I think it's really cool that
MG has superpowers, because...
455
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,049
...I'd be dead without them.
456
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,092
And I understand
why you'd want
457
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,302
to keep that a secret.
458
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:39,511
And I'm happy to keep it.
459
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,138
Yes,
I believe you.
460
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,681
But I made your mother a promise
461
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,308
that I'd look after you
and keep you safe.
462
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,642
MG?
463
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,144
Please compel him.
464
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,312
That's my
decision.
465
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,189
Compel me to do what?
466
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,773
There's no reason to be scared.
467
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,108
You had a bad day.
468
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,444
You got cut
from the football team
469
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:56,653
and you're
mad about it,
470
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,947
so you went home
after gym class.
471
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,074
But you're gonna wake up
tomorrow feeling better.
472
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,659
And you're gonna find
what makes you happy
473
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,328
that's not football,
474
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,788
then go after it.
475
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,582
But you're not going
to remember this conversation
476
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,417
or anything that
happened with us today.
477
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:14,504
I feel better already.
478
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,466
I don't remember a thing.
479
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:22,095
So you don't remember the thing
you're not supposed to remember?
480
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,935
Is there any possibility
481
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,479
that you told his mom
about vervain?
482
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,401
Yeah.
Son of a bitch.
483
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,862
This is quite intense.
484
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,280
At least the dude's little.
485
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,074
Minotaurs,
gargoyles,
486
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,450
Headless Horseman--
487
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,202
that's when the real intensity
kicks in.
488
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,620
Hey.
489
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,914
It's okay.
490
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,540
You get used to it.
491
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,042
I do not want to.
492
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,920
I thought this school
was perfect for me--
493
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:58,257
secure, enlightened, creative.
494
00:20:58,298 --> 00:20:59,925
But now I am unsure
495
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,426
if I wish to be a member
of your Squad.
496
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:02,594
Look, I used
to feel
497
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,554
the same way about this place.
498
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,683
Just take it from me: don't
let fear drive you away from...
499
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,226
something good.
500
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:14,648
Uh, especially when you don't
have anything to be afraid of.
501
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,692
From what you have
all told me,
502
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:19,403
Malivore is terrifying.
503
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,280
So explain how
504
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,115
I'm supposed to feel safe.
505
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,749
Uh, maybe I, uh...
506
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,418
just...
507
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,796
totally misread
that whole situation. I'm...
508
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,840
sorry.
509
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:42,467
Ask again when our lives
are not in jeopardy.
510
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:48,849
I'm gonna go
511
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:52,102
get, uh, uh, another...
another book.
512
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,479
Yeah. Okay.
513
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,445
It's here.
514
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,904
Then you were right.
515
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:05,407
You can use gremlin goo
to cast a locator spell.
516
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,242
All the more reason
to moisturize.
517
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,786
It's on the move. Get ready.
518
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,964
I don't mean to interrupt this
awesome teamwork on display,
519
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,674
but where do you need me,
exactly?
520
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:23,925
Anywhere is fine.
521
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,552
If you really
wanted to help,
522
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:28,305
you could slather yourself
in honey.
523
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,978
Uh, it doesn't matter.
It's not coming.
524
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,104
What do you mean?
525
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,942
He's right.
It's headed off-campus.
526
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:42,986
Oh, great.
You screwed up the spell.
The spell worked just fine.
527
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,279
Your attitude,
on the other hand?
528
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,073
Disrespect.
529
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:48,241
Remember?
Well, maybe
it ate so much
530
00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:49,993
it's full.
531
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,914
Or Malivore's not after Landon.
532
00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:54,956
Then who the hell
533
00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:56,500
does he want?
534
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,253
The gremlin--
the gremlin took Cleo.
535
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,595
Put that down.
You're not coming.
536
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:10,180
Like hell. Cleo got grabbed on
my watch. I'm getting her back.
537
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,391
So you guys
uncovered how to
538
00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:14,267
incapacitate/murder a gremlin
539
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:16,603
prior to her
being kidnapped?
540
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,021
No, but I will.
Personally.
541
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,523
Okay, who's
gonna stay here
542
00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:21,233
and keep an eye on the school?
You mean Landon.
543
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:23,110
You miss the part where I suck
at protecting people?
544
00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:24,528
Kaleb's right.
545
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:25,821
Not about the sucking.
546
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,531
And before you tell me
why I'm wrong,
547
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,241
there are, like, four other
students at this school
548
00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,784
and the monster isn't
after me for once.
549
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,203
I don't need protection.
550
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,371
So let me handle
the research
551
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,539
while the three of you
552
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,666
handle finding Cleo together.
553
00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:39,084
Because doing things the way
you have been doing them
554
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,961
is exactly what
the gremlin wants.
555
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,005
Found it.
556
00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:46,550
My mom said
557
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:47,926
it's an herbal supplement
to help with my arm.
558
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,428
She sends me the stuff
all the time.
559
00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:56,852
Mm. Yeah.
560
00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:58,770
That... Mm.
561
00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,647
That stings like vervain.
562
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:03,316
Holy crap, is vervain
your kryptonite?
563
00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:04,693
When was the last time
564
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:05,777
you took one of those pills?
565
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:07,237
Uh, this morning,
566
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,864
before I worked out,
around 6:00.
567
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:10,740
A dose that size,
568
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,325
it should be out of your system
569
00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:14,077
in a couple of hours.
Then you and MG can try
570
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,455
having that, uh,
conversation again.
571
00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:17,831
If something different
than that happens,
572
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,332
give me a call.
573
00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:22,377
Where are you going?
574
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,631
I think you and I need
to talk privately.
575
00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:37,476
I guess we got
time to kill.
576
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:40,854
Might as well tell me
your origin story.
577
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,315
Uh, I don't think
that's a good idea.
578
00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:44,816
Why not?
579
00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:47,861
You're just gonna wipe
my memory anyway, right?
580
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,446
Kind of like how
581
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,449
Zatanna mind-wiped Batman.
582
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:57,329
In Identity Crisis
issue number six.
583
00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:58,997
Yeah.
584
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,332
Hold on.
585
00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:01,958
Hold on, hold on.
586
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,960
How'd you know?
587
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,046
All right, look,
588
00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:08,006
I would never admit this
to anyone, but...
589
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,841
I've loved comic books
since I was a kid.
590
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:10,926
Wow.
591
00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,719
It's our secret, all right?
592
00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:18,308
This should be the spot.
593
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,353
Great. A literal cow pasture.
594
00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:22,729
But, hey, pun intended.
595
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,064
That's supposed to be
good luck, right?
596
00:25:24,105 --> 00:25:25,649
Pipe down
for a sec, Lizzie.
597
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,400
You hear that?
598
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:30,278
Of course you can't.
599
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,365
Cleo!
600
00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:35,075
Hold on, okay?
601
00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:39,704
Nice work.
Yeah.
602
00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:41,540
Dissero.
603
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,045
Cleo, we can levitate you
out of there.
604
00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:51,800
I said "we."
Doesn't this all seem
605
00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:53,009
a bit too easy?
606
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,302
If I were a gremlin,
607
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:55,220
why would I leave Cleo
in a place
608
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:56,137
that is so quick to find?
609
00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:57,305
Who cares?
610
00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:59,140
Maybe gremlins are dumb.
Or smart.
611
00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:00,725
Or at least, as smart as we are.
612
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,102
I mean, it used Cleo as bait.
613
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:03,186
Just like we did with Landon.
614
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,521
You think?
615
00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:15,782
Call it a gut feeling.
616
00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:20,245
Fools!
617
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:28,753
How is it so big?
618
00:26:28,795 --> 00:26:30,922
We've been kumbaya
since Landon's speech.
619
00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,507
It is my fault.
620
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,426
I may have used
some colorful language
621
00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:35,760
as it dragged me here.
622
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,562
Like they say,
the bigger they are...
623
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,947
So, what's plan B?
624
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:06,625
No way.
625
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:09,753
He's like Gremzilla now!
626
00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:12,088
And far less frightening than
I will be if you have scratched
627
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,131
my paint.
628
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,507
Focus, guys.
629
00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:16,176
I figured out how to
defeat the gremlin.
630
00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:18,428
Disrespect makes
the gremlin stronger,
631
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,055
and respect weakens it.
632
00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:21,931
In hindsight, actually
makes a lot of sense.
633
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,224
Probably shouldn't have
taken hours of research.
634
00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:24,726
So we have to respect
each other?
635
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,271
Ha. We're doomed.
636
00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:30,732
You're a vampire?
637
00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:33,193
Now, it's nowhere near as dope
as getting bitten
638
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:35,945
by some radioactive bat
or anything, but, uh,
639
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:38,823
yeah, it's the truth.
640
00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:41,785
It's still cool as hell.
Super strength?
641
00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:44,621
Super speed? The blood
thing is a bit of a bummer,
642
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,790
but the only bad part
was your mom and dad
643
00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:49,125
not accepting you
for what you are.
644
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,418
Yeah.
645
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:54,506
That part was, uh,
definitely rough.
646
00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:58,677
My story's the opposite.
647
00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:01,388
My mom's done everything
she can to support me,
648
00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:03,223
even letting me stay
here in Mystic Falls
649
00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:04,849
to let me make the
most of what I got.
650
00:28:04,891 --> 00:28:07,686
Which isn't much,
compared to you.
651
00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:12,607
But that's why getting
cut hurts so much,
652
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,442
'cause I don't know
how to tell her.
653
00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:16,194
Or who I am without football.
654
00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,742
Wait, can you compel that
into me?
655
00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:25,620
Uh... Yeah.
656
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:27,372
But, um,
657
00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:31,084
I'd rather help you figure
that out on the other side.
658
00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:37,090
Well, I'm curious
about your next move.
659
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,675
What do you mean?
660
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,093
Well, you can say that
you're not a superhero,
661
00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:42,137
but that's a load of crap.
662
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:44,931
If there's one thing guys
like us know, with great power
663
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,058
comes great
responsibility.
664
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,103
So how are you gonna use
those powers for good?
665
00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:13,376
The, um, vervain
should be out of your system.
666
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:18,089
Hey, can I ask a favor first?
667
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,926
Don't take everything away.
668
00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:24,053
Uh, leave the part
where we met today.
669
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,183
Why?
670
00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:31,978
Because we're friends now,
right?
671
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:35,607
And I-I could really use one
right about now.
672
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,735
What are you waiting for?
673
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:41,446
Start complimenting each other
while I go distract this thing.
674
00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:46,284
I like the color of your hair.
675
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:49,746
I also like the color
of your hair. And the cut.
676
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,581
Although the one before it
did frame your face better.
677
00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:54,375
Seriously?
678
00:29:54,417 --> 00:29:56,461
Respect has to be genuine.
679
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:58,338
You guys have to understand
that despite your differences,
680
00:29:58,379 --> 00:30:00,965
there's a lot you two
have in common.
Disagree.
681
00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:03,593
I would have never made
the choice that Hope did.
682
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,053
Josie could have died.
683
00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:11,226
Here. Grab this.
684
00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:12,977
I'm sorry about that.
685
00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:14,354
I never meant to hurt
your sister or you.
686
00:30:14,395 --> 00:30:15,980
I just didn't know
what else to do.
687
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:18,650
Well, I guess
688
00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:20,652
the way that you put
Landon first 24/7
689
00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:23,571
is kind of like what I do
with Josie, and myself.
690
00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:27,867
Maybe in the past,
but you've changed, Lizzie.
691
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,536
And honestly, I wish I
could be as proactive
692
00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:31,788
as you when it comes
to bettering myself.
693
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,833
Okay, come on, Cleo.
694
00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:36,918
You got this.
695
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,878
And I wish I had
your confidence.
696
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,421
I can only imagine
what it's like
697
00:30:40,463 --> 00:30:42,799
to not second-guess myself
all the time.
698
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,968
To always be the hero.
699
00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:48,429
Y-You're doing it!
700
00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:49,681
It's shrinking!
701
00:30:49,722 --> 00:30:51,182
Well, I'd trade
my confidence
702
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:52,642
for your brutal honesty.
703
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:55,478
And your ability to
coordinate outfits.
704
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,689
Well, that can be arranged.
705
00:30:57,730 --> 00:31:00,233
If you teach me your badass,
icy glare.
706
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:01,734
Come on.
707
00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:03,111
You got this.
708
00:31:05,738 --> 00:31:07,490
We got this.
709
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,743
Not so big now, huh?
710
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:16,916
I'm sorry about today.
711
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,377
Might be new,
but you are totally Squad.
712
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,838
Welcome to your
first mission.
713
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,506
Let us blast this thing.
714
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,261
Where did it go?
715
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:30,388
It's right here.
716
00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:37,103
It is only a matter of time
717
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:40,315
until I return
to my magnificent form...
718
00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,400
Hmm. At least we know
it still talks.
719
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:44,652
Yeah. You know, we better
get a "A" on this assignment.
720
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,696
I want to take
the little thing
721
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,698
and put it in a mason jar
and just give it to Doc S.
722
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,618
So long as we respect one
another the entire time
723
00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:54,245
it remains in captivity,
for if we do not...
724
00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:55,955
I don't love those odds.
725
00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:57,874
You thinking
what I'm thinking?
726
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,335
More often than I care to admit.
727
00:32:07,675 --> 00:32:09,385
How was your first day back?
728
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:11,137
Exhausting.
729
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:16,351
Well, at least the thread count
is better here than in Malivore.
730
00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:22,690
Don't leave this bed, ever.
731
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,901
I wish that were
the answer.
732
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,908
There's something on your mind.
What's up?
733
00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:38,706
I don't really
know the words
734
00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:42,752
to express how much I appreciate
what you did for me.
735
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:46,214
But I don't want my being back
to be a burden to you.
736
00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:47,632
Or to anyone else.
737
00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,342
You're not a burden.
738
00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,636
And even if you were,
I mean, I can handle it.
739
00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,137
You're everything to me.
740
00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:55,640
You've more
than proven that, but...
741
00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:58,518
maybe that's the problem.
No.
742
00:32:58,559 --> 00:33:00,895
The problem was that you were
stuck in a hell dimension.
743
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:02,271
Now that I'm not,
744
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:03,773
I don't want to come between you
745
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,650
or any of our friends
ever again.
746
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:09,070
Which means I can't
be everything to you.
747
00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:11,155
It clearly breeds resentment.
748
00:33:11,197 --> 00:33:13,157
I don't care.
749
00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:15,326
As long as I have you.
750
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:18,121
That's the thing, Hope--
you always will.
751
00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:20,707
So maybe worry
about having me
752
00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:24,085
a little less
and having everyone else more.
753
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,587
If I was right
about the gremlin,
754
00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:28,715
maybe I'm right about this.
755
00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:32,427
There's enough
Hope Mikaelson to go around.
756
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:43,146
I don't remember you being
this perfect.
757
00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:45,106
Absence makes the heart
grow fonder.
758
00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:50,361
If I'm gonna take your advice,
759
00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:52,071
I think that there's
somewhere I need to be.
760
00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:55,491
This isn't the conversation
761
00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:57,243
I thought we'd be having.
762
00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,871
Not that I'm complaining.
763
00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:01,748
Thanks for walking me here.
764
00:34:06,794 --> 00:34:09,047
Oh, wow.
I am amazed
765
00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:11,340
at how perfectly
they rebuilt this place.
766
00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:16,512
The shutters may have
changed a bit.
767
00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:20,558
But then again,
haven't we all?
768
00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:25,855
Pull up a step.
Humor your old man.
769
00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:31,194
What did you think
we were gonna talk about?
770
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:34,155
Oh, I don't know...
771
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:38,451
me being willing
to do black magic with Hope,
772
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:42,538
thus losing my chance to go to
Mystic Falls High and live here.
773
00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:45,416
Yeah, well...
774
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,543
That would be
pretty hypocritical.
775
00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:51,714
I understand
why you did it.
776
00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,549
I don't condone it,
777
00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:56,469
but I know you were
just trying to make up
778
00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:58,179
for a past mistake.
779
00:34:58,221 --> 00:35:00,765
Kind of like I'm trying to do.
780
00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:02,683
With the portal?
781
00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:06,479
No. I'm talking about us, Jo.
782
00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,731
You know, there is
783
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:11,609
nothing more important to me
than you and your sister.
784
00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:14,654
And maybe
you'd know that
785
00:35:14,695 --> 00:35:16,989
if I said it more,
instead of just...
786
00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:19,450
...showing up
and buying milkshakes.
787
00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:21,661
I do know that, Dad.
788
00:35:21,702 --> 00:35:24,956
Never stop
buying me milkshakes, okay?
789
00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:26,833
Deal.
790
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,382
You know you
can talk to me.
791
00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:36,300
Right?
792
00:35:36,342 --> 00:35:38,177
About anything.
793
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,640
I don't want to keep each other
in the dark,
794
00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:45,017
like Ethan and Mac,
795
00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:47,645
no matter how noble
our intentions are.
796
00:35:50,439 --> 00:35:52,066
Just...
797
00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:56,154
Just trying to let you go
a little, you know.
798
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,534
Let you grow up.
799
00:36:09,792 --> 00:36:12,086
You know, it's hard.
800
00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:15,882
It's really hard.
801
00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:20,386
You know, like, Malivore's...
802
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,680
...way easier.
803
00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:24,974
Oh, man.
804
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:27,476
On that note...
805
00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:29,228
I, uh...
806
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,230
I'm gonna head back
to the school.
807
00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:34,108
Or you could stay for dinner.
808
00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:37,653
Aunt Elena's gonna be home soon
from her shift,
809
00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:38,905
and she's planning
on making some
810
00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:41,240
old Salvatore family recipe.
811
00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:46,954
Plus, there's still stuff
for us to talk about.
812
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:50,041
Yeah?
813
00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:53,377
Like wh-what?
814
00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:54,879
Um...
815
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,882
I know I make it seem
816
00:36:57,924 --> 00:37:00,468
like everything's perfect
at Mystic Falls,
817
00:37:00,509 --> 00:37:02,720
but, um...
818
00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:06,432
There's this girl at school.
819
00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:08,226
It's...
820
00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:09,936
it's complicated.
821
00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,147
Yeah.
822
00:37:13,189 --> 00:37:16,234
Well, in that case,
823
00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:19,028
Malivore can wait.
824
00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:22,949
Besides,
the last person I want
825
00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:25,743
giving you
relationship advice is Damon.
826
00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:45,805
Why are we going
the long way home?
827
00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:48,849
It'll be worth it.
828
00:37:48,891 --> 00:37:51,852
Watching the stars
in the Falls is...
829
00:37:51,894 --> 00:37:54,563
magic, like you.
830
00:37:55,898 --> 00:37:58,484
Plus, I want to stop
and check in on MG.
831
00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,361
You miss him so much already?
832
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:01,737
I can't help it.
833
00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:03,656
MG's my guy.
834
00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,366
no matter how much
he pissed me off.
835
00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:07,243
And if Hope and Lizzie
can mend fences,
836
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,829
no reason why we can't.
837
00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:14,667
Do all Malivore monsters provide
this level of emotional insight?
838
00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:18,546
Now that I think about it, yeah.
839
00:38:18,587 --> 00:38:21,424
'Cause I just can't stop
thinking about him being alone
840
00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:23,926
at this school
with no new friends except Jo,
841
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,303
- and...
- Go deep!
842
00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:28,931
I said go deep.
843
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:29,974
Come on, man.
844
00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,142
My arm's not that washed up.
845
00:38:31,183 --> 00:38:32,268
All right.
846
00:38:37,231 --> 00:38:38,524
You should've had that.
847
00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:42,862
I quite enjoy the Falls.
848
00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:44,739
Come with me.
849
00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:46,324
I know a shortcut.
850
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,243
Usain Bolt wouldn't
have had that.
851
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:51,287
And he's nowhere near
as fast as you.
852
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,122
And how freaking sweet
is that?
853
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,749
Dude, come on.
854
00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:56,459
You got to keep it down, E.
855
00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,503
Our secret, right?
856
00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:03,007
Let's go.
857
00:39:07,803 --> 00:39:09,472
What do you think
you're doing?
858
00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:11,515
And don't you dare say jogging.
859
00:39:11,557 --> 00:39:13,851
I'm looking
for the portal.
860
00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:17,146
I figured the monster
was taking Cleo to it,
861
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,940
and that if I could find it, you
might be able to finally chill.
862
00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:23,027
I'm admittedly bad at chill.
863
00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:25,196
Same.
864
00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:28,324
Maybe we can work on it
together?
865
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:31,410
Landon and I are gonna
watch a movie tonight.
866
00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:34,622
What happened to being
brutally honest?
867
00:39:34,663 --> 00:39:36,624
You don't want
a third wheel.
868
00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:39,919
Remember that time I said
I was working on myself?
869
00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:42,713
I don't know.
870
00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:46,092
Because as much
as we may share in common,
871
00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:47,635
there's something we don't.
872
00:39:48,594 --> 00:39:51,764
Your going to extremes
got you what you wanted.
873
00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:55,101
But Josie isn't here for me.
874
00:39:56,811 --> 00:40:00,106
And as much as I try
to be tough like you...
875
00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:04,026
I just...
876
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,820
miss her.
877
00:40:12,451 --> 00:40:14,703
Well, we can make popcorn.
878
00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:19,458
What movie are we watching?
879
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,876
Gremlins.
880
00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:22,711
Ugh. Yep.
881
00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:25,297
Landon is back, all right.
882
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:28,008
Any luck with the portal?
883
00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:29,593
No.
884
00:40:29,635 --> 00:40:31,887
I have no idea where the
monsters are coming from.
885
00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:35,182
Hopefully
they'll just stop.
886
00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:47,236
This is an unexpected visit.
887
00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:48,571
Your bourbon's better than mine.
888
00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:50,281
Well, you better
make it a double,
889
00:40:50,322 --> 00:40:51,657
'cause I'm way ahead of you.
890
00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:54,285
Actually, you're not.
891
00:40:54,326 --> 00:40:57,663
You found out
what the artifact is.
No.
892
00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:59,915
But I have seen it before.
893
00:41:05,337 --> 00:41:07,506
Is that...
Albert Einstein.
894
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,634
Look at his bookshelf.
895
00:41:12,094 --> 00:41:14,430
I'll be damned.
896
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:17,016
At least he's one of
the good guys, right?
897
00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:19,518
If you overlook
the atomic bomb.
898
00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:24,231
These two,
on the other hand...
899
00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:25,483
far more questionable.
900
00:41:26,442 --> 00:41:28,110
Rasputin.
901
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:33,699
And Napoleon Bonaparte.
902
00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:40,956
I'm gonna go with
"cause for concern."
903
00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:47,713
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