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♪
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, hey.
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Wow, those plants
are beautiful.
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Thanks. I used to work
at a nursery
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back in Hickory Corners.
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Till I found out
what they were really growing.
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[chuckles]
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We just thought it'd be nice
to have a little pop of color.
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Yeah, we did that to this
neighborhood 30 years ago.
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Well, how about you, Dave,
you like to garden, too?
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I'm more
of a lawn man, myself.Hmm.
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Nothing I like better
than breaking out the old mower
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and showing the grass
who's boss.
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[quietly]:
I would've bet on the grass.
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All right, all done.
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What do you think?
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I think it looks great.
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Calvin,
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I think we need
to fix our house up, too.
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What are you
talking about?
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We just got a new satellite dish
last year.
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We could start
with a new porch light.No.
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Then you're probably gonna want
a new door.No.
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And at that point, we're gonna
need all new landscaping, right?No.
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Ooh, that's gonna look great,
don't you think, Calvin?Yeah.
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No!
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Ooh, what about this color
for the trim?
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Yeah, I like it.
"Fenwick Fog."
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Yeah, probably
'cause it sounds like something
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from Harry Potter.
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I wear that with
a badge of honor.
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Just like I wear
my Sorting Hat.
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What are you all doing?
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Picking out paint colors
for the house.
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Oh. Well, too bad there's
about to be a power outage.
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Dad, it's-it's a laptop.
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It has a battery.
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So does your car. Go home.
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[clucks tongue]
Come on, Calvin.
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Happy wife, happy life.
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I want you to
paint the house.
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[sighs]:
Fine.
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Malcolm, paint the house.
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Come on, Calvin,
be a good husband
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for your beautiful wife
and paint the house.
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All right.
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If it's that important to you
and you really want me
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to paint the house...Mm-hmm.
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...go ahead and hire someone.
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Just make sure
they're the best.
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The best?
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And the cheapest.
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Ah, there it is.That makes more sense.
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[indistinct talking]
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Hey, sweetie.
What are you doing?
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Getting a snack.If you look in the pantry,
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there's some
unsalted veggie chips.
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Okay,
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I won't look in the pantry.
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[knocking at door]
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Hey, girl.
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I love it
when you call me that.
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[chuckles]
Well, you want to give it a try?
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I'd love to...
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girl...
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No.No.
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No.
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What's up?Well, I was wondering
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if you had the number to that
guy who painted your house
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before you moved in.
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You guys are painting
your house?
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Dave loves painting houses.
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[chuckles] More like houses love
getting painted by Dave.
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You know,
I put myself
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through college painting them
back in Michigan.
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Oh. On our first date,
he took me on a tour
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of some of his
favorites.
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He even stopped and
touched up a couple.
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Aw. Well, on our first date
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Calvin broke up
with his girlfriend.
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You know,
if you want your house painted,
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I'd be happy to do it.
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I mean, friends
help out friends, right?
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And I can take today off.
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Well, that's so sweet of you,
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but Calvin wants me to hire
a professional.
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[chuckles]
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A... a professional?
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Do you think they
just let anyone paint
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the Kalamazoo Hall of Records?
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I don't know.
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I don't know white people stuff.
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You should let
him do it, Tina.
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He's really good.
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Look, I'm sure you're right,
but, you know, it's just that...
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I'll do it for free.Okay, you're hired.
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But you better do a good job.
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Oh, you got it, girl.
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See? Wow, he said it right.
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Ah. Thank you.
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I know some black people stuff.
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♪
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Dave?
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Wazzup!
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Ah.
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Should we tell him that's
not a thing anymore?
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It's not?
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Uh, Dave, what are
you doing up there?
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Oh, I'm painting your house.
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Mom hired you?
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No, no, no. She didn't hire me.
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I volunteered to do it for free.
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[chuckles]
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Dad is gonna hate this.
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It's a total violation
of his man code.
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Oh, yeah, he is
gonna freak out.
Yeah.
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You want to hang
around and watch?
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Wazzup!
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So, how we lookin'?
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Yo, that looks great, man.
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[exhales] I can't wait
for your dad to see.
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He is gonna go nuts.
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Oh, you have no idea.
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All right.
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We're all finished patching
and sanding.
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Now it's time to prime.
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Can you feel the excitement
in the air?
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[whoops]
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We should probably
warn him, right?
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Yeah, we probably should.
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[vehicle approaching]
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Notice you're not moving.
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I noticed that, too.
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Well, all right!
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[laughs]
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Yeah, that looks good,
doesn't it, Pop?
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Are you kidding me?
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This looks better than good.
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This guy knows what he's doing.
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[chuckles]
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I'm not sure he does.
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What?!
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Look at his work!Mm-hmm.
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This guy's a real pro.
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You see what happens
when your mother listens to me?
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Oh, hey, Calvin.
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Hold on.
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You'repainting the house?
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Wazzup!
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And, like you said,
he's doing a great job.
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You said that, Calvin?
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And the best part is,
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he's doing it for free.
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I-I need to, uh...Yeah.
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I-I'm gonna have to...
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Right.
Tina!
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Will you tell her
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that I'm gonna finish
the front today
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and I'll do the sides
tomorrow?
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Oh, isn't that sweet.
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He thinks there's
gonna be a tomorrow.
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Tina?
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Tina?
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What?
Tina,
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you're letting Dave paint
our house for free?
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So? You like anything free.
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No, I don't.
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You have two drawers
in the kitchen
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stuffed with ketchup packets.
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Those aren't free.
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They're built into the
price of the hamburger.
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Calvin, you're being ridiculous.
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See, you just
don't get it.
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Letting another man work
on your house for free,
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it's like saying you
can't do it yourself.
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Okay, so you want
to do it yourself?
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Hell no!
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But letting Dave
paint our house,
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that's a direct violation
of the man code.
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Oh, please. The last time
you talked about your man code,
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you refused to get stitches
and almost lost your finger.
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I did not.
It naturally healed.
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Look, I can
almost bend it.
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You know, I don't want to hear
any more of this nonsense.
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It's not nonsense.
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See, there are unwritten
rules to manhood.
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Like always give
a firm handshake.
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And that your word
is your bond.
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And never, evercompliment
another man's outfit
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unless you're
looking for a fight.
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Calvin, you told me to hire
someone good and cheap,
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which I did, so as far
as I'm concerned,
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the only problem
we have is you.
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You hire another man
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who's doing an excellent job
painting our house for free,
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and I'mthe problem?
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Okay, Tina.
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[imitating Calvin]:
Well, okay, Calvin.
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If you don't like it,
then you do something about it.
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Oh, I will.
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And don't be messin'
with my ketchup packets.
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I know how many there are!
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Now, you're
probably wondering
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why I chose natural
over synthetic fiber.
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Yeah, that's exactly why
we're sticking around.
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[both chuckling]
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Dave.
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You're fired.
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What? Why?
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Because I can paint
my own damn house.
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You can't fire me.
I'm doing this for free.
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And you call yourself a friend!
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Hey, Mr. Calvin.
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Oh, hey, little man.
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That's not how my dad
paints the house.
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Goodbye, little man.
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Have you ever done this before?
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No. But it's not that hard.
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I mean, you...
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dip it...
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slap it, watch it dry.
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Dip it, slap it...
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...watch it dry.
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Why won't you
just let my dad help you?
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Well, because of something
called the man code.
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That's a set
of unwritten rules
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that fathers have passed down
from generation to generation.
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What are the rules?
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Well, for one...
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never text a man
"Get home safe."
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If he doesn't,
it's just God's plan.
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My friends and I mostly
text each other emojis.
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Oh, oh, you got
to stop doing that.
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The only emojis you can text
to another man is
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the fist bump,
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strong arm,
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and the thumbs up.
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What about a unicorn head?
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Only if the fist bump
is punching it in the face.
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'Kay.
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Oh, oh, oh.
And that's another one.
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Never text
another man, "'Kay."
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It's always, "O-kay."
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Wh-Why?
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No one knows.
It-it just is.
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O-kay.
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There you go.
[chuckles]
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Yeah, he got that
way faster than Marty.
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What are you doing?
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Watching Calvin
paint his house.
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It's a disaster.
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He didn't prime,
he didn't tape.
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It's... it's just like he's
dipping and slapping out there.
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You know, seeing you out
there painting yesterday
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brought back a lot
of fond memories.
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Oh, yeah?Mm-hmm.
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Like what?
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Mm, like when they
gave you the keys
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to the Hall of Records,
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00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,907
and we had some fun
in the permit office.
264
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:49,997
Ooh, we definitelydidn't
have a permit for that.
265
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,868
[laughs]
266
00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:54,088
So, I was thinking,
maybe later today...
267
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,394
Oh, for God's sakes.
268
00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,137
He's stirring the paint
with a tree branch!
269
00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:02,705
This man is a maniac!
270
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,708
I don't understand why he
insists on doing this alone.
271
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:09,494
Easy, Dad. Man code.What?
272
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:12,019
He said you're breaking
the rules of being a man.
273
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:16,240
By the way, you got
to stop texting me unicorns.
274
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:21,245
What is he talking about?
275
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,770
I was not breaking man code.
I was following it.
276
00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:26,207
Always have your buddy's back,
never leave a job unfinished.
277
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,383
And if your friend
looks good in a new suit,
278
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,863
make sure to let him know.
279
00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:32,387
Well, instead
of standing here
280
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,650
watching Calvin paint,
281
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,306
maybe we could go
upstairs and...
282
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,655
Ooh...Ugh.
283
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,265
Would you look at that?
284
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:42,832
Oh, my gosh.
285
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,182
He's using rollers
on the window frames.Mm.
286
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:47,358
The man's oblivious
to everything!
287
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,322
Yo, I hear
this movie is hilarious.
288
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,367
I don't know, man.
289
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,456
I doubt anything's gonna top
watching Dad splash around
290
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,415
in a paint can
looking for his phone.
291
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,026
[laughs]
292
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,376
Uh, Marty, what are you doing?
293
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,726
I'm sitting down.
294
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,379
Uh, man code, Marty!
295
00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:09,903
Whenever possible,
296
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,122
two men always leave
a seat in between them.
297
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,907
What? But if I sit
298
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,996
over there, how are we
gonna share the popcorn?
299
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,957
We're not.
300
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,395
And if we go
to the bathroom together,
301
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:27,224
eyes forward,
no talking at the urinal.
302
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,226
Okay, dude. Okay.
303
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,968
I just thought with all
your talk about being "woke,"
304
00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:33,796
you'd be a little
more progressive.
305
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,233
Um, excuse you?
I am progressive.
306
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,931
Really?Yeah.
307
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,584
Because it seems to me
you've bought into Dad's
308
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:40,934
outdated ideas
about masculinity.
309
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,197
Oh, no, I have not.Prove it.
310
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,416
Okay, I will.
311
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,247
There. See?
312
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,554
Woke.
313
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,208
Now, that's what
I'm talking about.
314
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,818
That feels okay,
doesn't it?
315
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,820
You know, actually,
it's not that bad. [laughs]
316
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,256
Exactly.Yeah.
317
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,562
You're still a man.Right.
318
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:01,998
I'm still a man.
319
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,695
Right.
320
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:06,394
Some people might even say
that we are more manly
321
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:09,136
because we're so comfortable
with ourselves.
322
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:10,528
Yeah. Good for us.
323
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,052
Yeah, man.[laughs]
324
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,705
Pop doesn't know
what he's talking about.
325
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,882
Man, no. [laughs][laughs]
326
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,109
Yeah, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna move over there.Yeah.
327
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,719
This seat is
way more comfortable.
328
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,765
I feel like here.
329
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,465
Well, I think
I got most of the paint off.
330
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,379
[chuckles]
331
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:38,208
But just in case...
332
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:41,385
maybe you should check
to see if I missed some spots.
333
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,083
[laughs]
334
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,085
Oh, you missed a few
spots, all right.
335
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,957
Under the window, next
to the air conditioner,
336
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,264
the entire back
of the house.
337
00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:53,006
Oh, now you want the back
of the house painted?
338
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,659
Someone's getting
a little bougie.
339
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,401
Calvin, this is our home.
340
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:58,794
I just want it
to look nice.
341
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,492
I know, and it will,
babe, I promise.
342
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,625
Mm. You did look
manly out there.
343
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,583
[laughs]
I did, didn't I?Mm-hmm.
344
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:08,325
I mean, check out
this property, girl.
345
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,023
Would you love it
or list it?
346
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,025
[laughs]
347
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,461
[soft clattering outside][laughs]
348
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,418
What was that?
349
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:16,507
Oh, you know what that was.
350
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,683
[whispering]
351
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:21,077
No, no, no. What
was that sound?[louder clattering]
352
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,645
Ooh, I think somebody's
trying to break in.
353
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:27,127
Well, he ain't
the only one. Come on.Calvin!
354
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,389
Fine.
355
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,260
All right.
356
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,132
I'll go check it out,
357
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:35,439
but if I'm not back here
in two minutes, call the police.
358
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:36,701
Okay.
359
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,529
Uh, but use your white voice.
360
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,064
Dave, what the hell
are you doing?!
361
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,416
I'm finishing
the job I started.
362
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,766
That's man code!
363
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,333
Nice pajamas, by the way.
364
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,250
Get down from there
and stop painting my house.
365
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:04,512
Why?
366
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,470
Because
you're making me look bad.
367
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:09,125
All I'm doing is making
your house look better.
368
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:12,085
Exactly. And I'll never
forgive you for it.
369
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,871
Calvin, what's going on?
You need backup?
370
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,004
I got my beat-down pan.
371
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,483
Go back inside.
372
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,007
Uh, it's just Dave.
373
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:24,140
What is going on out here?
374
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,838
And why does Tina have
her beat-down pan?
375
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:31,452
Calvin, just let me do this
for you.
376
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,758
Oh, you want
to do something for me?
377
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,630
Then I'll do something for you!
378
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,632
What is he doing?
379
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,808
I don't know,
but it's gonna be stupid.
380
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:42,071
Oh.
381
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,986
Check it out, Dave.
382
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,466
I'm about to cut
your grass for you!
383
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,424
What?!
384
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,601
Calvin, don't you
start that lawn mower!
385
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,386
Oh, I'll do it, Dave.
386
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,083
I'll do it.Calvin, don't!
387
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,216
Dave, too late.
You brought this on yourself.
388
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,696
[engine sputters, dies]
389
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,047
Like I said,
you brought this on yourself!
390
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,439
[engine sputters, dies]
391
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,789
Dad? What are you doing, man?
392
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,269
I'm cutting Dave's lawn
393
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,618
to punish him
for painting my house.
394
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,579
Calvin, if you start
that lawn mower, I'm gonna
395
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,755
come out here tomorrow night,
I'm gonna put on a second coat!
396
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,410
[engine starts]
397
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,281
Huh?
398
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,153
Huh?
399
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:21,458
Uh, should
we stop them?
400
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,069
Are you kidding me?
401
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:26,072
If we stay quiet, one of them
might wash my car.
402
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,551
How you like that, Dave?
403
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,336
This is what you get
for breaking the man code--
404
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,554
freshly-cut grass!
405
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,513
You broke the
man code!
406
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,775
CALVIN:
You broke it!No, you broke it!
407
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,603
You broke it, Dave.
You broke-broke it.
408
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,395
I did break that.
409
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,621
[whistling]
410
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,322
Morning.
411
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,368
Hey.
412
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,982
Hey, look, uh,
about last night, man...
413
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,898
Yeah, yeah. Uh, things got
a little out of hand.
414
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,900
In hindsight, maybe
I shouldn't have been out
415
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,076
in the middle of the night
painting your house.
416
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:19,690
Yeah, in retrospect,
that did start this whole thing.
417
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,824
Look, I really didn't
mean to start a fight.
418
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,608
I know.
419
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:28,221
But, Dave, you just
can't do another man a favor
420
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,918
without asking him first.
421
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,398
Why not?
422
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,400
Because then,
I would owe you one,
423
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,228
and I don't like
owing anybody anything.
424
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,056
Well, I bought you
a bagel last week.
425
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,190
But I drove, so we were even.
426
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:45,499
Calvin, you don't
owe me anything.
427
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,153
We're friends.
428
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,851
Well, maybe that's how
it works back in Kalamazoo,
429
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,853
but out here, it's different.
430
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:57,380
I-I guess we just have
different man codes.
431
00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:00,383
Yeah. I guess we do.
432
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,125
You think there's
any overlap?
433
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,823
Probably. I'm sure there is.
434
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:11,699
What does yours say about
holding your wife's purse?
435
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:15,659
Oh. Well, you can do it
as long as you look mad.
436
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,357
Mm.
437
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,054
That's what mine says, too.
438
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,534
This is the face I make.
439
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,236
Not bad. This is mine.
440
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,458
That's the face you
made when I asked you
441
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:32,807
to come to a spin class with me.
442
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,593
Yeah, it's kind of like
a go-to scowl for me.
443
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,989
Look, uh, I'll grab a broom
and help you clean up.
444
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,339
Sure that doesn't violate
your man code?
445
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:46,429
Good point.
You're on your own.
446
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,350
All right, how am I looking
over here, man?
447
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,309
Calvin, you're
a natural, but
448
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,224
can I give you
one piece of advice?
449
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,226
Sure.Okay, now,
450
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:03,751
you're letting your
shoulder do all the work.
451
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:06,362
The magic is
in your hips.
452
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,325
[humming]
453
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,370
So like this?There you go.
454
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:19,027
See? Told you
it was sexy.
455
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,335
You weren't kidding.
456
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:25,120
I had Dave paint our house
five times in Michigan.
457
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,774
It's how
we got Grover.
458
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,906
[Tina laughs]
459
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,473
Paint that wall, baby!
460
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:33,084
Uh, yeah, Dave. You missed
some spots on the bottom.
461
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,564
[chuckles]Take it down low.
462
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:37,611
Yeah, drop that thang, Calvin.Mm-hmm.
463
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:40,918
Calvin, uh, what's your
man code say about this?
464
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:43,921
It's the number one rule
of the man code, Dave--
465
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,706
always keep your wife happy.
466
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,316
Drop that thing, dawg.
467
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,405
[both whooping]
468
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:52,060
Yeah, baby!Oh, yeah, baby!
469
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:54,497
Yes! Oh! Oh!
470
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,369
Oh, oh, oh.Oh, that's it, guy.
471
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,240
That's it, babe.Yeah.
472
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,812
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