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- ♪ Look up there ♪
- ♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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- ♪ Like a rock ♪
- ♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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Bigfoot Brigade roll call.
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Moon? Present.
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Bigfoot?
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If you're in the trap,
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you're supposed to say
"present."
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Hey. This is a Bigfoot trap,
not a squirrel buffet, ya mooch.
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(groans)
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Now I've got to get more bait.
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(gasps)
Something dug up my bait box.
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A squirrel
couldn't have done that.
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Large tracks.
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Aggressive bait theft.
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(gasps) Curious fur.
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It's finally happening!
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Bigfoot was here!
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Bigfoot. It's happening.
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(grunts) I fell over.
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Okay, getting back up now.
Here we go.
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Bigfoot, Bigfoot, Bigfoot!
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There's a chocolate mummy
hidden inside,
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and it releases a flood
of dangerously delicious
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caramel pudding if you
don't slice it exactly right.
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I call it
the Pharaoh's Curse‐tard Cake.
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There's only one way to describe
a curse like that:
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flan‐derful. (chuckles)
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I came up with it
in my thinking hole.
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That's the hole I dug
to think in.
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Sadly, I kind of misplaced
my hole.
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- How do you misplace a hole?
- How do we do anything?
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Oh, it keeps me up at night,
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- this human experiment.
- (phone chimes)
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Huh. My brother just texted me,
asking for the address here.
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Oh, he must be sending me
a package.
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Jerry loves sending gifts out
of the blue and spreading joy.
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When I was sad
about Lost ending,
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he gave me four hermit crabs.
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I named them Sawyer, Kate,
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- Hurley and The Hatch.
- (door opens, closes)
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MOON:
Bigfoot encountered!
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Bigfoot... (gasps) encountered.
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Whoa! For real?
Uh, male or female?
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The females have
very large breasts.
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I've read a lot of,
uh, scientific websites.
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- Those aren't
science sites, babe. - Uh, no, they are.
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Yeah. One of them's
even run by a doctor.
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Dr. Stroke Masterson, DDS.
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- What did you see, Moon?
- Very large footprints.
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And I found this fur!
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It was stuck on a branch,
which was near my bait box,
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which was broken into.
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I knew
Bigfoot would like crackers.
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Oh, Bigfoot's palate is
remarkably diverse.
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He'll eat the hair off your head
if it has enough sauce on it.
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Uh, why would your hair have
any sauce on it, Ham?
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Everyone's hair naturally has
a little sauce on it.
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Can someone please add
my sighting
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to the family
Bigfoot Sighting board?
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I got to get
my plaster of Paris.
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I need that footprint
for evidence!
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I didn't know you guys were
a bunch of Bigfoot believers.
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Oh, sure. I used to spend hours
in the woods
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waiting for Bigfoot
when I was little.
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So it makes me very happy that
Moon's still a true believer.
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And I enjoy the "what if,"
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the possibility that there
might be something out there
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that we can't explain.
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Like that thing that happens
when I eat asparagus?
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Son, that's very common.
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Farting through my penis?
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- Oh. No.
- Bye!
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You get
that Sasquatch footprint, Moon!
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I prefer to call it "Bigfoot."
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It sounds less like
"ass crotch."
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But thanks!
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- So, check this out.
- Is that brie cheese?
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My mom's boyfriend Jamie
always brings her brie cheese.
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Sometimes I find it in front
of the fireplace in the morning.
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It's Bigfoot's footprint.
I found it in the woods.
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I'm a little skeptical.
I mean, where are the toes?
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On his feet, Henry.
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When I trap him,
you can come see them in person.
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(patronizing): Sure, Moon.
We'll see your Bigfoot.
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Wait, are you guys
having doubts about...
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Uh‐oh, Henry,
here comes your crush.
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She's everyone's crush.
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She's the most talented
and beautiful girl at school.
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- And the meanest.
- So mean.
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So, so mean.
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Hi, Debbie.
I see you got your skates on.
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Wow. Great sleuthing,
Detective Ice Skate Idiot.
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They're new.
That's how you break them in
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if you're the All‐Region
Junior Ice Girls Champion.
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What's that, a big wet cookie?
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It's a plaster cast
of Bigfoot's foot.
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- Where'd you get it?
- I made it.
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I found his tracks
near my house.
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Okay. Well, there's
no such thing as Bigfoot.
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So, wh‐where'd you get
your ice skates?
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The, uh, ice skate... shop?
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Russell, if you ask me about
my ice skates one more time,
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I'm gonna tell everyone how
you tucked in your Beanie Babies
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during the multi‐family
camping trip.
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Believing in Bigfoot
is for little kids, Moon.
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You know what?
When I trap Bigfoot
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and become
the most famous person in town,
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I'll accept your apology.
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I'll apologize now.
Sorry your head is so round
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that I'm worried
I'm going to end up bowling you.
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Ugh, she's an angel.
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- Hey, buddy.
- Hi.
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Ooh, is that your handiwork?
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Yes. I made it this morning
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to show everyone
that Bigfoot is real,
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but no one at school
believes me.
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You know, Moon,
I've noticed that, sometimes,
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people get a kick
out of being skeptical.
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Case in point:
the time I brought a photo
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of Drew Barrymore to school
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that I had taken with
my very own camera at the mall.
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And not a single soul believed
that it was her.
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Yes, she was wearing a hat.
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But what am I gonna do,
ask her to take her hat off?
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"Excuse me, Ms. Drew Barrymore,
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would you please remove
your hat?"
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Would you ask the sun
to remove her hat?
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Would you ask
the rain to remove her hat?
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JUDY:
But then when the movie Big Miracle,
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uh, the one about the whales
that, oh, hey,
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was filmed here in Alaska,
came out,
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there was a picture
of Drew Barrymore in Us Weekly
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wearing the very same hat.
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Basically, what I'm trying
to say is trust your gut
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and don't worry
about the haters.
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Yep. Let your haters
be your alligators.
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I think the saying is "Let
your haters be your motivators."
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Right, because if alligators
were chasing you,
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you'd be pretty motivated.
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Bigfoot, meet big trap.
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♪ Everyone doubted me,
but I stuck to my goal ♪
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♪ And now I've got Bigfoot
trapped in a hole ♪
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♪ Take my hand, hairy friend,
and I'll pull you out ♪
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♪ Then we'll go show the haters
and erase all the doubt ♪
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♪ I can't talk,
but I love to sing ♪
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♪ When it comes
to Bigfoot traps ♪
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♪ Moon is the king ♪
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♪ At the risk
of sounding boastful ♪
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♪ I must admit he's right ♪
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♪ I've been perfecting traps ♪
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♪ In my dreams every night ♪
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♪ We go everywhere together ♪
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♪ I even come to school ♪
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♪ All those nonbelievers
now think I'm really cool ♪
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♪ What up, y'all? ♪
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♪ Moon's really cool
and I like him a lot ♪
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♪ I can't believe I doubted him,
he's superhot ♪
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♪ I set out to trap Bigfoot
but I learned in the end ♪
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♪ That I trapped
more than Bigfoot ♪
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♪ I trapped a best friend ♪
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♪ You're about to wake up now,
as we soar in the air ♪
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♪ So go check your trap ♪
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♪ There might be
something there. ♪
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(bells tinkling, bell clanging)
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My trap. He's here.
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Everybody up!
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This is not a drill!
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I got him!
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The foot is in the sock!
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I put on lipstick.
Is that weird?
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- Bigfoot's gonna love it.
- JUDY: Oh.
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I shouldn't have
shaved my legs this week.
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I really want to show
that I'm hair‐positive.
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(groaning sounds)
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Something is
definitely in there.
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Sorry about the trap, bud!
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We'll have you out in no time!
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‐(groan) ‐(Judy gasps)
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Oh, no.
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- It sounds hurt.
- Or angry.
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Guys, it's horny.
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Let me try a few phrases
of Bigfoot Speak.
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Boo‐shy‐ah! Moe‐kee‐dew?!
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MAN:
A little help, please?
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Wait, I know that voice.
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Careful, Honeybee!
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Jerrybee! Guys, it's my brother!
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Oh. Huh.
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Hey, sis. Surprise!
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I fell in a hole.
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(chuckles):
Hey! I'm Wolf!
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Give your future
brother‐in‐law a hug.
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Oh, I would love to, Wolf,
but I'm in a hole.
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- Let me help you out of there.
- (grunts)
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Thank you. For a moment there,
I really thought
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this hole was all
I was gonna see of Alaska.
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So I guess my Bigfoot sighting
was your brother
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and the fur I found
was just a coat.
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What are you doing here,
baby brother?
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Well, I wanted to come see you
and meet my future in‐laws.
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And... (sniffles)
I couldn't resist trying to do
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the ultimate Pizza Surprise.
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Oh, my gosh.
I forgot about Pizza Surprise!
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Jerry has this prank
called Pizza Surprise,
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where he just shows up
with a pizza out of the blue.
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Yeah, I thought for sure
I'd get you this time.
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I mean, Alaska?
Middle of the night?
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Ultimate Pizza Surprise.
(giggles)
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I'm Beef Tobin.
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Let me introduce you
to the rest of the family.
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That's Ham and Judy.
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And the little guy's Moon.
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This is his Bigfoot trap.
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How long it take you
to dig that?
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- It‐It's deep!
- Ham dug it.
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Then he forgot where it was.
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Hey. It's my thinking hole!
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What a relief.
I can start thinking again.
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HONEYBEE:
Well, here it is.
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It may be small, but...
(stammers)
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Well, it's small.
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I‐I'll run and get
the guest bed.
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You're gonna love it.
Dad made it out of an old canoe.
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(chuckles)
I'm actually kind of jealous.
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Uh, maybe I should take
the canoe bed
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and you can sleep
with Honeybee. (chuckles)
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Wait, no, no. Never mind.
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So how long
you gonna be here, Jerry?
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Well, actually,
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I've been googling Alaska a lot
since you moved here.
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And every time I do, I think,
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"Well, that sure looks
like a pretty place."
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And, well,
I know you like it here.
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So... this isn't just a visit.
246
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- I'm moving to Alaska!
- (door opens)
247
00:08:18,997 --> 00:08:20,701
- (door closes)
- Oh, wow. I'm really happy
248
00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:21,903
to have you here, but...
249
00:08:21,970 --> 00:08:23,673
Is it just me or do I look like
250
00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:25,577
an absolute gladiator
carrying this?
251
00:08:25,644 --> 00:08:27,681
Guess who's moving to Alaska!
252
00:08:27,748 --> 00:08:29,184
What?! Amazing!
253
00:08:29,251 --> 00:08:31,789
(chuckling): We're gonna need
a bigger boat! You get it?
254
00:08:31,856 --> 00:08:34,361
Because the bed is a boat.
(chuckles)
255
00:08:34,427 --> 00:08:35,898
(snoring)
256
00:08:35,964 --> 00:08:37,500
- (quietly): Wolf.
- Uh, was I farting?
257
00:08:37,568 --> 00:08:39,505
W‐Was it one of my farts
that smells like toffee?
258
00:08:39,572 --> 00:08:41,375
None of your farts
smell like toffee.
259
00:08:41,441 --> 00:08:43,012
- Uh, disagree.
- Listen, I'm worried
260
00:08:43,078 --> 00:08:44,549
Jerry hasn't
thought this through.
261
00:08:44,615 --> 00:08:45,951
This is totally Jerry's M. O.
262
00:08:46,018 --> 00:08:47,797
Every time I do something
that makes me happy,
263
00:08:47,821 --> 00:08:50,861
he copies it because he thinks
it'll make him happy, too.
264
00:08:50,928 --> 00:08:52,607
It wasn't that big of a deal
when we were kids.
265
00:08:52,631 --> 00:08:54,176
Sure, he didn't like
rhythmic gymnastics,
266
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,971
but now that we're older,
it's different.
267
00:08:56,038 --> 00:08:58,008
I mean, he followed me
to Fresno Community College
268
00:08:58,075 --> 00:08:59,912
and majored in business
and then hated it
269
00:08:59,979 --> 00:09:01,525
and dropped out
after a year and a half.
270
00:09:01,549 --> 00:09:03,069
I'm afraid
this will be the same thing.
271
00:09:03,118 --> 00:09:04,722
Yikes. Have you
brought this up with him?
272
00:09:04,789 --> 00:09:05,924
I don't know how to.
273
00:09:05,991 --> 00:09:07,469
Also, I'd really love
for him to stay.
274
00:09:07,493 --> 00:09:09,164
I mean, even though
I love your family,
275
00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:11,579
it'd be great to have someone
from my family around. (sighs)
276
00:09:11,603 --> 00:09:12,838
But it would be selfish of me
277
00:09:12,905 --> 00:09:14,450
to let him go down
the wrong path again.
278
00:09:14,474 --> 00:09:15,911
Well, what if
we test it out? Huh?
279
00:09:15,978 --> 00:09:17,681
We could show Jerry
a typical day in Alaska
280
00:09:17,748 --> 00:09:19,050
and see how he likes it.
281
00:09:19,117 --> 00:09:21,054
Yeah! If he enjoys
a rigorous Alaskan workday,
282
00:09:21,121 --> 00:09:22,758
then maybe this is
the place for him.
283
00:09:22,825 --> 00:09:25,005
Totally. Hey, we really need
to get our heads out of here now
284
00:09:25,029 --> 00:09:26,699
because I am
definitely about to fart
285
00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:28,011
and it's not gonna smell
like toffee.
286
00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,437
- Ditto, babe.
- (passing gas)
287
00:09:29,505 --> 00:09:30,574
Was that me or you?
288
00:09:30,641 --> 00:09:32,578
It was us, my love.
289
00:09:32,645 --> 00:09:33,980
Good morning, Moon.
290
00:09:34,047 --> 00:09:35,927
I'm guessing I don't owe you
an apology. (chuckles)
291
00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:37,253
I still think Bigfoot is real,
292
00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,124
and I'm probably going
to catch him tonight.
293
00:09:39,190 --> 00:09:40,894
Or you're just gonna catch
your own butt,
294
00:09:40,961 --> 00:09:44,401
because Bigfoot isn't real and
only little kids think he is.
295
00:09:44,467 --> 00:09:46,939
(scoffs) I'm not the only one
that believes in Bigfoot.
296
00:09:47,006 --> 00:09:49,244
These guys do, too. Right, guys?
297
00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:50,881
I mean... not really.
298
00:09:50,947 --> 00:09:53,385
But what about
our Bigfoot Adventurers Club?
299
00:09:53,452 --> 00:09:55,791
(scoffs) Moon, we were nine
when we started that club.
300
00:09:55,857 --> 00:09:57,493
Most of us are ten now.
301
00:09:57,561 --> 00:09:58,797
(laughing)
302
00:09:58,863 --> 00:10:00,534
Smell you later, Bigfoot Hunter.
303
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,840
Okay, well, as long as we're
being honest with each other,
304
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:05,577
Henry, WWE is absolutely fake,
305
00:10:05,644 --> 00:10:09,017
and, Russell, we know Fred
Savage isn't your first cousin!
306
00:10:09,084 --> 00:10:11,923
He is! He sent me his headshot.
307
00:10:11,989 --> 00:10:14,528
HONEYBEE (singsongy):
Jerrybee.
308
00:10:14,595 --> 00:10:15,429
What's happening?
309
00:10:15,496 --> 00:10:17,066
Ooh, did they announce
the new Bachelor?
310
00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:19,839
Come on. We're going to show you
a day in Alaska.
311
00:10:19,905 --> 00:10:22,477
♪ Ch‐Ch‐Ch‐Ch‐Chop ♪
312
00:10:23,145 --> 00:10:25,984
♪ Ski, ski, ski, ski, ski ♪
313
00:10:26,051 --> 00:10:28,923
♪ F‐F‐F‐F‐F‐F‐F‐F‐F‐Fish ♪
314
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:30,761
♪ Barf ♪
315
00:10:30,827 --> 00:10:32,396
♪ Oh! Snowmobile ♪
316
00:10:32,463 --> 00:10:34,167
♪ Snowmobile ♪
317
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,402
♪ Whoops! ♪
318
00:10:35,771 --> 00:10:37,440
That's an awful long face, son.
319
00:10:37,508 --> 00:10:39,077
You sure you're not part horse?
320
00:10:39,144 --> 00:10:40,747
Sorry, I promise
you're not part horse.
321
00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:43,218
That's a terrible seed
to plant in a child's mind.
322
00:10:43,285 --> 00:10:46,224
Dad, I really thought
I had Bigfoot this time.
323
00:10:46,291 --> 00:10:49,164
I mean, the crackers,
the footprints, the fur.
324
00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:51,468
But then it occurred to me
that I've thought
325
00:10:51,536 --> 00:10:53,540
I had Bigfoot many times before.
326
00:10:53,606 --> 00:10:57,413
I'm starting to think that
Bigfoot truly doesn't exist.
327
00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:58,616
I see.
328
00:10:58,683 --> 00:11:01,923
Also, Debbie Gladu says that
Bigfoot is for little kids.
329
00:11:01,989 --> 00:11:03,960
Little kids?
Well, sure it's for little kids.
330
00:11:04,027 --> 00:11:05,262
Bigfoot is for all ages,
331
00:11:05,329 --> 00:11:07,266
from the elderly
all the way down to babies.
332
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,572
Uh‐oh.
You two talking birds and bees?
333
00:11:09,638 --> 00:11:11,208
Here's a tip.
There aren't as many
334
00:11:11,274 --> 00:11:13,145
actual birds involved
as one might think.
335
00:11:13,212 --> 00:11:15,182
No. Moon received
my straightforward,
336
00:11:15,249 --> 00:11:17,489
handwritten birds and bees
pamphlet when he turned eight,
337
00:11:17,554 --> 00:11:19,057
just like all Tobin children.
338
00:11:19,123 --> 00:11:20,594
Your brother was just telling me
339
00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:22,263
he's having some doubts
about Bigfoot.
340
00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:24,276
You mean like whether or not
the snow‐colored Sasquatch
341
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,004
and his brown‐haired
Bigfoot brethren
342
00:11:26,071 --> 00:11:27,774
are the exact same species?
343
00:11:27,841 --> 00:11:29,277
Personally, I think they are.
344
00:11:29,344 --> 00:11:31,916
I'm going to my room
to stare out the window.
345
00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,686
Okay, son. Have fun.
346
00:11:33,753 --> 00:11:36,057
Wow. He's even more serious
than usual.
347
00:11:36,124 --> 00:11:38,161
He's wrestling
with that existential question
348
00:11:38,228 --> 00:11:40,867
that plagues every
adolescent Alaskan kid:
349
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,169
Does Bigfoot really exist?
350
00:11:42,236 --> 00:11:44,642
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I know realistically
351
00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:47,179
Bigfoot probably
doesn't exist, but...
352
00:11:47,246 --> 00:11:50,219
What if? It's very hard
to discount the "what if."
353
00:11:50,286 --> 00:11:53,492
Dad, what if we took Moon
to the VFW Lodge this evening
354
00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:56,064
and introduced him
to some of the Old Faithfuls?
355
00:11:56,131 --> 00:11:58,235
We'll try it,
and if all else fails,
356
00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:01,341
they do have Sprite
and Windows 95 at the lodge.
357
00:12:01,408 --> 00:12:03,713
We can watch
the star travel screensaver.
358
00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:05,617
It's very inspiring.
359
00:12:06,217 --> 00:12:09,424
- How you doing, Jer?
Great job today. - Yeah, bud.
360
00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:11,094
‐(snoring) ‐Oh, man.
361
00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:12,965
- What time is it?
- 6:30.
362
00:12:13,031 --> 00:12:14,568
Alaska one, Jerry zero.
363
00:12:14,635 --> 00:12:18,408
Yeah, looks like Mother Alaska
really trampled his tater tots.
364
00:12:18,475 --> 00:12:20,914
- I'd love him to live here.
- Yeah, me, too.
365
00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:22,225
But I'm afraid
he's not cut out for it.
366
00:12:22,249 --> 00:12:23,753
Well, you're doing him a favor
367
00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:25,340
letting him figure this out
on his own.
368
00:12:25,389 --> 00:12:28,195
Let's untangle him
and get him off to dreamland.
369
00:12:28,261 --> 00:12:29,397
BEEF:
Look around, son.
370
00:12:29,464 --> 00:12:31,034
This is a group of folks
371
00:12:31,101 --> 00:12:32,604
who are true believers
in Bigfoot.
372
00:12:32,671 --> 00:12:35,944
See how the Sasquatch is blurry
but the tree remains clear?
373
00:12:36,011 --> 00:12:37,814
That means
he is traveling anywhere
374
00:12:37,881 --> 00:12:39,685
between 20 to 100 miles an hour.
375
00:12:39,752 --> 00:12:41,388
And that's just
based on estimates.
376
00:12:41,454 --> 00:12:44,895
Whose estimates?
Mr. Make Believe P. Lies A Lot?
377
00:12:44,962 --> 00:12:47,834
And now Glynis will demonstrate
the peculiar gait
378
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,673
of the Sasquatch
she spotted near Roberta Lake
379
00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:52,443
using a marionette
she built by hand.
380
00:12:52,511 --> 00:12:55,249
Handmade puppets?! Oh!
Come on, let's get closer.
381
00:12:55,315 --> 00:12:58,388
- Hmm.
- That's a Sasquatch.
382
00:12:58,455 --> 00:12:59,390
Interesting.
383
00:12:59,457 --> 00:13:01,529
Excuse me.
I couldn't help noticing.
384
00:13:01,595 --> 00:13:03,633
Sturdy frame, glint in the eye.
385
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:04,434
What is happening?
386
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,371
Ah, my apologies.
I'm Hayward Melm,
387
00:13:06,438 --> 00:13:08,375
interim vice‐secretary
of the Old Faithfuls.
388
00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:10,155
We're looking for someone
to don our Bigfoot costume
389
00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:12,283
for the upcoming SquatchCon.
390
00:13:12,349 --> 00:13:14,353
It was donated to us
by a minor league hockey team,
391
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,859
so it's not quite as
realistic‐looking as we'd like.
392
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,464
We need someone with great gusto
to really sell it.
393
00:13:19,531 --> 00:13:21,267
Are you interested?
394
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,140
I would absolutely be
not interested in doing that.
395
00:13:24,207 --> 00:13:26,077
Some folks get carsick.
I get costume sick.
396
00:13:26,144 --> 00:13:29,117
I wore one once and threw up
so much in a Yogi Bear head
397
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,987
that I almost drowned.
398
00:13:31,054 --> 00:13:33,254
Here's my card since it sounds
like you're on the fence.
399
00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:35,028
Um, Dad,
there's a thing happening.
400
00:13:35,095 --> 00:13:36,498
But we've all seen it!
401
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:37,934
You don't need a photo
402
00:13:38,001 --> 00:13:40,339
when you have multiple
eyewitness testimonies!
403
00:13:40,405 --> 00:13:42,276
On the contrary,
eyewitness testimony
404
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,380
has been
scientifically proven unsound.
405
00:13:44,447 --> 00:13:47,086
But you can't argue
with the eyes!
406
00:13:47,153 --> 00:13:48,856
(scoffs)
Human memory and perception
407
00:13:48,923 --> 00:13:50,292
are consistently unreliable.
408
00:13:50,359 --> 00:13:52,399
Please, Beef, you really must
remove Moon from here.
409
00:13:52,429 --> 00:13:54,735
He's debunking every
Bigfoot theory we throw at him
410
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,505
with his calm,
fact‐based arguments.
411
00:13:56,572 --> 00:13:57,974
My apologies, Santiago.
412
00:13:58,041 --> 00:13:59,545
Come on, Moon. Time to go.
413
00:13:59,611 --> 00:14:02,183
If you look closely, you can
tell this carving is modeled
414
00:14:02,249 --> 00:14:04,655
on Brendan Fraser
during his arc on Scrubs.
415
00:14:04,721 --> 00:14:06,291
How dare you!
416
00:14:06,357 --> 00:14:09,163
My late husband carved that
after a campsite encounter!
417
00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:11,134
Let's go get
some ice cream, kids.
418
00:14:11,201 --> 00:14:14,875
I hereby declare
Bigfoot nonexistent! A hoax!
419
00:14:14,942 --> 00:14:16,979
- Moon, no!
- I used to be like all of you.
420
00:14:17,046 --> 00:14:19,317
But not anymore.
I know the truth!
421
00:14:19,383 --> 00:14:22,156
- Wake up, sheeple!
- Judy, Ham, time to go.
422
00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:23,826
Good sir, it's been a pleasure.
423
00:14:23,893 --> 00:14:25,229
And by the way,
424
00:14:25,295 --> 00:14:27,667
"Sasquatch" rhymes
with "ass crotch."
425
00:14:32,176 --> 00:14:33,512
Hey, Moon,
quick pop quiz for ya.
426
00:14:33,579 --> 00:14:35,482
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
It's multiple choice.
427
00:14:35,550 --> 00:14:36,952
"Goo‐goo" or "gah‐gah" or
428
00:14:37,019 --> 00:14:38,889
(baby voice):
"I'm a little baby Bigfoot boy."
429
00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:40,192
Which one?
430
00:14:40,259 --> 00:14:41,962
I let go of all that
Bigfoot stuff, Debbie.
431
00:14:42,029 --> 00:14:43,642
So you'll just have to pick
something else
432
00:14:43,666 --> 00:14:44,868
to make fun of me for.
433
00:14:44,935 --> 00:14:46,572
Have we covered
your weird teeth yet?
434
00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:48,959
Your mouth looks like it's all
molars. Should I keep going?
435
00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:50,245
- Yes.
- Russell!
436
00:14:50,312 --> 00:14:51,952
Sorry, Moon.
I just like to hear her talk.
437
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,521
- With those ears?
- What's wrong with my ears?
438
00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:57,961
Nothing. Some people love one
gigantic ear and one tiny one.
439
00:14:58,028 --> 00:14:59,631
Moon, are you okay?
440
00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:02,236
Yes, I'm just thinking about
things that aren't made up.
441
00:15:02,303 --> 00:15:06,545
Like bread and bulldozers
and sharks.
442
00:15:12,323 --> 00:15:14,561
♪ ♪
443
00:15:20,606 --> 00:15:25,382
♪ Bigfoots and aliens,
sea monsters and ghosts ♪
444
00:15:25,449 --> 00:15:29,056
♪ These were
my childhood friends ♪
445
00:15:29,123 --> 00:15:33,766
♪ Imaginary and gross,
I believed in them ♪
446
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:37,607
♪ But one day I woke up
and I couldn't see ♪
447
00:15:37,674 --> 00:15:41,180
♪ The monsters and mysteries
so close to me ♪
448
00:15:41,247 --> 00:15:45,288
♪ The blob under my bed
that I called Ramone ♪
449
00:15:45,355 --> 00:15:48,294
♪ I lost him
when I fell into ♪
450
00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:51,535
BOTH:
♪ The Grown Up Zone ♪
451
00:15:53,204 --> 00:15:57,647
♪ Getting divorced,
take a night school course ♪
452
00:15:57,714 --> 00:16:01,722
♪ Where are those
childhood friends? ♪
453
00:16:01,789 --> 00:16:05,228
♪ Children grow up,
then they turn into teens ♪
454
00:16:05,295 --> 00:16:09,103
♪ Then grow into adults,
no time in between ♪
455
00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:12,977
♪ We're here in your heart,
you're never alone ♪
456
00:16:13,044 --> 00:16:20,125
♪ That childhood magic
is lost into ♪
457
00:16:20,192 --> 00:16:23,933
♪ The Grown Up Zone. ♪
458
00:16:23,999 --> 00:16:26,805
(plays warbling note)
459
00:16:27,473 --> 00:16:29,410
- (thudding)
- JERRY: Help!
460
00:16:29,477 --> 00:16:31,447
Help!
461
00:16:31,515 --> 00:16:32,784
Oh, my God. Jerry!
462
00:16:32,851 --> 00:16:34,386
I'm okay. I just can't move.
463
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:36,290
Because of all the wood on me.
464
00:16:36,357 --> 00:16:38,161
Whatever you do,
Jerry, do not wiggle.
465
00:16:38,228 --> 00:16:39,564
With your current state,
466
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,768
the opportunity
for splinters is immense.
467
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,075
Sorry about that. I just wanted
to bring in some firewood
468
00:16:44,106 --> 00:16:46,344
to say thanks
for your hospitality this week.
469
00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:47,881
But I'm beginning to notice
470
00:16:47,947 --> 00:16:50,151
that I'm not very good
at Alaska stuff.
471
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,922
Alaska isn't for everyone, Jer.
472
00:16:51,989 --> 00:16:53,391
But you're so happy here!
473
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:55,228
I am, but we're not
the same person.
474
00:16:55,295 --> 00:16:57,242
You know you've been doing this
our whole lives, right?
475
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,506
I do a thing, it makes me happy,
then you copy that thing
476
00:16:59,571 --> 00:17:01,474
because you think
it'll make you happy.
477
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,588
And it rarely works out.
Remember rhythmic gymnastics?
478
00:17:03,612 --> 00:17:05,415
We had to take you
to the emergency room
479
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,019
to get the ribbon off of you.
480
00:17:07,085 --> 00:17:09,490
Yeah, I never really thought
about it before,
481
00:17:09,558 --> 00:17:10,993
but you're right.
482
00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:12,296
I follow you because, well,
483
00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:14,233
I know I love
making other people happy,
484
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,437
with Pizza Surprises
and hermit crabs,
485
00:17:16,505 --> 00:17:19,310
but I don't exactly know
how to make old Jerry happy.
486
00:17:19,376 --> 00:17:22,750
Also, honestly, I thought Alaska
would be mostly hot chocolate
487
00:17:22,817 --> 00:17:24,186
and panning for gold.
488
00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:25,999
Maybe I wasn't looking
at the most current websites.
489
00:17:26,023 --> 00:17:29,564
Anyway, I guess I can't keep
following in your footsteps.
490
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,434
Our feet are different sizes,
little brother.
491
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,304
You got to go find
your own Alaska.
492
00:17:33,371 --> 00:17:35,977
I guess I got
some soul‐searching to do.
493
00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:38,247
Maybe my Alaska is
South Carolina.
494
00:17:38,314 --> 00:17:40,218
Or rhythmic gymnastics.
495
00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:41,888
You know I look good
in a leotard.
496
00:17:41,955 --> 00:17:43,692
- Jerry, no.
- I'm just playing.
497
00:17:43,759 --> 00:17:46,197
Do they have hot chocolate
in South Carolina?
498
00:17:46,263 --> 00:17:48,167
Morning, everyone. Where's Moon?
499
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,372
Oh, he's upstairs listening
to an audiobook called
500
00:17:50,438 --> 00:17:53,612
The Giraffe and the Octopus:
Real Animals That Look Made‐up.
501
00:17:53,679 --> 00:17:56,117
- What's up, Dad?
- I'm calling an emergency family meeting.
502
00:17:56,183 --> 00:17:59,056
I'm afraid Moon is losing
his sense of wonder.
503
00:17:59,123 --> 00:18:00,960
There are certain things
that, if held onto,
504
00:18:01,027 --> 00:18:02,630
ward off those little parts
of life
505
00:18:02,697 --> 00:18:04,734
that chip away at us
and harden our souls.
506
00:18:04,801 --> 00:18:07,205
Like how we all kind of believe
the outhouse is haunted.
507
00:18:07,272 --> 00:18:09,678
Kind of?
Dad, it's definitely haunted.
508
00:18:09,744 --> 00:18:10,946
A ghost grabbed my butt!
509
00:18:11,013 --> 00:18:12,416
I believe
dolphins are just humans
510
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,086
who stayed in the water
too long.
511
00:18:14,153 --> 00:18:15,923
And those little yellow dudes,
the Minions‐‐
512
00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:18,562
I know they're not real,
but... are they?
513
00:18:18,629 --> 00:18:21,300
Yes, all these things,
all fine examples
514
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,906
of what I'd like
to help Moon hold onto
515
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,910
to remind him
that magic still exists.
516
00:18:25,976 --> 00:18:28,615
And I think I have a plan,
but it's something I can't do
517
00:18:28,682 --> 00:18:31,187
unless I want to throw up
a bunch, which I don't,
518
00:18:31,253 --> 00:18:33,458
so I need a volunteer
to help me bring joy
519
00:18:33,525 --> 00:18:35,295
to Moon with a little surprise.
520
00:18:35,361 --> 00:18:37,867
- You just said
my favorite words. - "Throw up a bunch"?
521
00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:42,275
No. "Joy" and "surprise."
Beef, I think I'm your guy.
522
00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:47,830
Are you going to Russell's
after school?
523
00:18:47,854 --> 00:18:49,567
His big brother is letting us
play D&D with him.
524
00:18:49,591 --> 00:18:51,460
Dungeons & Dragons?
I only do real stuff now.
525
00:18:51,528 --> 00:18:53,464
Let me know when
it's just called "Dungeons."
526
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:56,437
- Oh, wha‐‐ what is that?
- It's Bigfoot! Come quick!
527
00:18:56,505 --> 00:18:58,307
Yeah, right. Not interested.
528
00:18:58,374 --> 00:19:03,049
Actually, Moon, you better
take a look at this.
529
00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:05,321
That thing's hairier
than my Uncle Bunston.
530
00:19:06,123 --> 00:19:08,494
- Oh, wow!
- MOON: It's him!
531
00:19:08,562 --> 00:19:11,868
I probably owe you an apology.
532
00:19:11,935 --> 00:19:13,271
So, sorry.
533
00:19:13,337 --> 00:19:15,475
Also, your hands are dumb,
you smell like chili,
534
00:19:15,543 --> 00:19:17,523
and your name sounds like
somebody stepped on a cow.
535
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:20,418
MOON:
There he goes back into the woods.
536
00:19:20,485 --> 00:19:23,625
See you, big guy.
Thanks for showing up.
537
00:19:23,692 --> 00:19:27,533
- What a rush!
- Great job, bro‐in‐law‐to‐be.
538
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,303
I helped keep Moon's
sense of wonder alive,
539
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,775
- and that made me really happy.
- Hey, look at you.
540
00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:34,514
You're happy, and you didn't
copy me to get there.
541
00:19:34,581 --> 00:19:36,450
Jerry, I happen to know
that the folks
542
00:19:36,518 --> 00:19:38,054
who loaned us this costume
are looking
543
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,058
for someone
to do this part‐time.
544
00:19:40,124 --> 00:19:41,193
Dress up as Bigfoot
545
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:44,333
for conventions and maybe
the odd funeral or wedding.
546
00:19:44,399 --> 00:19:46,337
Ah, I wish I could, but I got
547
00:19:46,403 --> 00:19:48,274
to go figure out something
that makes me happy.
548
00:19:48,341 --> 00:19:50,411
Jerry, I think you just did.
549
00:19:50,478 --> 00:19:52,115
Oh, wow! You're right!
550
00:19:52,182 --> 00:19:54,721
Helping others be happy
makes me happy.
551
00:19:54,787 --> 00:19:56,825
It's like
when I do the Pizza Surprise.
552
00:19:56,892 --> 00:19:58,194
It's silly and stupid,
553
00:19:58,261 --> 00:20:00,866
but it always makes folks smile,
and I love that.
554
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:04,406
Dressing up as Bigfoot is like
a hundred Pizza Surprises.
555
00:20:04,473 --> 00:20:05,910
If you call the number
on this card,
556
00:20:05,976 --> 00:20:08,749
the same overly‐enthusiastic
interim vice‐secretary
557
00:20:08,815 --> 00:20:12,389
that lent us the costume will
fill you in on the details.
558
00:20:12,455 --> 00:20:14,192
Wow. Thanks, Beef.
559
00:20:14,259 --> 00:20:15,629
Honeybee, is it okay
560
00:20:15,696 --> 00:20:18,200
if Alaska turns out
to be my Alaska after all?
561
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:19,904
It's more than okay.
562
00:20:20,506 --> 00:20:22,066
- Good morning, Moon.
- No time to talk.
563
00:20:22,108 --> 00:20:23,946
Going to leave Bigfoot a snack.
564
00:20:24,012 --> 00:20:26,483
Jerry, don't eat the crackers
this time, okay?
565
00:20:26,551 --> 00:20:28,387
Crackers?
I never mess with crackers.
566
00:20:28,454 --> 00:20:31,393
Crunchy and bland?
My mouth never been so confused.
567
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:34,066
You didn't eat Moon's
Bigfoot bait the other morning?
568
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:35,869
Morning?
What are you talking about?
569
00:20:35,936 --> 00:20:37,673
It's a thing
we have here in Alaska.
570
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:39,309
The sun comes up.
It's a whole deal.
571
00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:41,122
Oh, no, no, no, no,
my plane got in at night,
572
00:20:41,146 --> 00:20:44,286
and I picked up a pizza and came
right here and fell in a hole.
573
00:20:44,353 --> 00:20:47,492
(gasps)
We have a mystery on our hands!
574
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,530
So that means
there really might be...
575
00:20:49,597 --> 00:20:51,500
- Minions.
- I was gonna say "Bigfoot,"
576
00:20:51,568 --> 00:20:53,337
- but, uh, why not?
- BEEF: Hmm.
577
00:20:53,404 --> 00:20:55,408
Perhaps I'll go help Moon
with those crackers.
578
00:20:55,475 --> 00:20:56,911
Looks nice outside.
579
00:20:56,978 --> 00:20:59,349
WOLF:
Front page of StrokeMasterson. biz,
580
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:00,753
here we come.
581
00:21:00,819 --> 00:21:04,426
♪ Pizza Surprise,
Pizza Surprise ♪
582
00:21:04,493 --> 00:21:09,302
♪ I jump out from the bushes
with pizza pies ♪
583
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:13,477
♪ Pizza Surprise,
Pizza Surprise ♪
584
00:21:13,545 --> 00:21:17,285
♪ First comes the fear,
then the joy in your eyes ♪
585
00:21:17,352 --> 00:21:19,857
♪ Pizza Surprise,
Pizza Surprise ♪
586
00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:22,262
♪ Pepperoni aroma's
my only disguise ♪
587
00:21:22,328 --> 00:21:24,332
♪ Pizza Surprise,
Pizza Surprise ♪
588
00:21:24,399 --> 00:21:26,971
♪ Pepperoni aroma's
my only disguise ♪
589
00:21:27,038 --> 00:21:31,748
♪ Ah! Ah! Enjoy! ♪
590
00:21:31,798 --> 00:21:36,348
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