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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,417 --> 00:00:10,127 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:10,166 --> 00:00:11,496 [doorbell ringing] 3 00:00:11,542 --> 00:00:14,132 - Gosh! 4 00:00:11,542 --> 00:00:14,132 Who's at the door this early? 5 00:00:14,166 --> 00:00:15,786 - Hi. 6 00:00:14,166 --> 00:00:15,786 - Aah! 7 00:00:15,834 --> 00:00:19,924 - Sharon Dee, BCD TV. 8 00:00:15,834 --> 00:00:19,924 Can we get a comment from JT? 9 00:00:19,959 --> 00:00:22,829 - Okay, you're just 10 00:00:19,959 --> 00:00:22,829 saying letters. 11 00:00:22,875 --> 00:00:25,665 - Rumor has it 12 00:00:22,875 --> 00:00:25,665 action mega hunk JT Steele, 13 00:00:25,709 --> 00:00:28,079 star of the "Mission: 14 00:00:25,709 --> 00:00:28,079 Not Do-able" movies, 15 00:00:28,125 --> 00:00:30,665 is hiding here 16 00:00:28,125 --> 00:00:30,665 researching his next role. 17 00:00:30,709 --> 00:00:33,129 - Did someone say JT Steele? 18 00:00:30,709 --> 00:00:33,129 - Yes, I did. 19 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:35,456 Sharon Dee, BCD TV. 20 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:35,456 Is he here? 21 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,210 - Is who here? 22 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,210 - JT Steele. 23 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:39,630 - JT Steele's here? 24 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:39,630 - JT Steele's not here. 25 00:00:39,667 --> 00:00:41,537 - JT Steele's here? 26 00:00:39,667 --> 00:00:41,537 - Who's at the door? 27 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,503 - Sharon Dee, BCD TV. 28 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,503 She's asking about JT. 29 00:00:44,542 --> 00:00:46,212 - Hey, who's at the door? 30 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,790 - I think you got 31 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,790 a bad tip. 32 00:00:47,834 --> 00:00:51,384 The closest thing we have 33 00:00:47,834 --> 00:00:51,384 to a movie star is... 34 00:00:51,417 --> 00:00:52,997 him. 35 00:00:53,041 --> 00:00:54,461 - Perhaps you've seen 36 00:00:53,041 --> 00:00:54,461 the commercials 37 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:56,040 for Tom's Get Sporty? 38 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:56,040 - Nope. 39 00:00:56,083 --> 00:00:58,383 - Oh, well, they go a little 40 00:00:56,083 --> 00:00:58,383 something like this: 41 00:00:58,417 --> 00:00:59,877 "Hi. 42 00:00:58,417 --> 00:00:59,877 I'm Tom. 43 00:00:59,917 --> 00:01:02,497 "We're having a sale this week 44 00:00:59,917 --> 00:01:02,497 on tube socks. 45 00:01:02,542 --> 00:01:05,292 Tell your friends." 46 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:07,333 - Okay, what was that 47 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:07,333 all about? 48 00:01:07,375 --> 00:01:08,995 - That was pretty weird. 49 00:01:09,041 --> 00:01:12,541 - Hey, thanks for working in 50 00:01:09,041 --> 00:01:12,541 the plug for the store, "Tom." 51 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:14,833 - Oh, no problem... 52 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:16,705 Tom. 53 00:01:16,750 --> 00:01:18,670 - Two Dads? 54 00:01:18,709 --> 00:01:22,379 Okay, this just went from weird 55 00:01:18,709 --> 00:01:22,379 to...ah...! 56 00:01:22,417 --> 00:01:28,327 - Well, things are about to go 57 00:01:22,417 --> 00:01:28,327 from "ah!" to "whoa!" 58 00:01:28,375 --> 00:01:30,575 - That's right... 59 00:01:30,625 --> 00:01:32,375 because I'm... 60 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:37,423 JT Steele. 61 00:01:37,458 --> 00:01:39,628 kids: Whoa! 62 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,667 - Told ya. 63 00:01:43,333 --> 00:01:45,583 [upbeat music] 64 00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:48,955 - ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 65 00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:48,955 - ♪ One, two ♪ 66 00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:48,955 ♪ One, two, three four ♪ 67 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:52,790 [upbeat music] 68 00:01:52,834 --> 00:01:54,884 - Kids, I would like 69 00:01:52,834 --> 00:01:54,884 to formally introduce you 70 00:01:54,917 --> 00:01:59,327 to my old pal 71 00:01:54,917 --> 00:01:59,327 Fan's Choice Award-winner... 72 00:01:59,375 --> 00:02:01,785 JT Steele! 73 00:02:01,834 --> 00:02:03,884 - This is so cool! 74 00:02:03,917 --> 00:02:05,327 How do you guys 75 00:02:03,917 --> 00:02:05,327 know each other? 76 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,245 - Ah, Real Tom used 77 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,245 to babysit me. 78 00:02:07,291 --> 00:02:08,631 - Easiest gig ever. 79 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:10,457 One glass of warm milk, 80 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:10,457 and this little fella 81 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:13,420 was out like a light. 82 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:13,420 - It's true. 83 00:02:13,458 --> 00:02:15,708 The moo-juice 84 00:02:13,458 --> 00:02:15,708 sends me straight to Z-Town. 85 00:02:17,458 --> 00:02:19,418 [gasping] 86 00:02:19,458 --> 00:02:20,998 - Ow! 87 00:02:19,458 --> 00:02:20,998 - Oh, no! 88 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,172 - Are you okay? 89 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,172 - I'm good. 90 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:27,630 - Wait a minute. 91 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:30,877 - How do we know 92 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:30,877 this is actually JT Steele? 93 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:33,997 And how do we know 94 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:33,997 that you're Dad? 95 00:02:34,041 --> 00:02:35,541 - Don't! 96 00:02:34,041 --> 00:02:35,541 Oh! 97 00:02:35,583 --> 00:02:37,213 Dicky, 98 00:02:35,583 --> 00:02:37,213 that's real face! 99 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:39,460 - That's what they all say. 100 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:39,460 - Dicky, that is your father! 101 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,130 - Yeah, but who are you? 102 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,130 [yelling] 103 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:44,126 - Nicky, that's Mom. 104 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:46,286 - Let's settle this 105 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:46,286 once and for all. 106 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:49,883 JT, prove it's really you. 107 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:49,883 Say your catch phrase. 108 00:02:49,917 --> 00:02:51,877 - [sighs] 109 00:02:49,917 --> 00:02:51,877 Kids, let's leave JT alone. 110 00:02:51,917 --> 00:02:53,577 - Yeah, don't worry. 111 00:02:51,917 --> 00:02:53,577 Don't worry. 112 00:02:53,625 --> 00:02:54,785 I got this. 113 00:02:55,417 --> 00:02:57,877 [clears throat] 114 00:02:57,917 --> 00:03:00,827 I got this! 115 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:04,825 - [laughing] 116 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:04,825 - Both: Whoa! 117 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:04,825 It's JT Steele! 118 00:03:04,875 --> 00:03:06,665 - I cannot wait 119 00:03:04,875 --> 00:03:06,665 to tell everybody! 120 00:03:06,709 --> 00:03:09,129 - Yeah. 121 00:03:06,709 --> 00:03:09,129 - Ah...Sorry, kids. 122 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:10,786 As much as I know 123 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:10,786 you're dying to brag 124 00:03:10,834 --> 00:03:13,134 to all of your friends that 125 00:03:10,834 --> 00:03:13,134 a Fan's Choice Award-winning 126 00:03:13,166 --> 00:03:15,956 megastar like myself 127 00:03:13,166 --> 00:03:15,956 is staying at your home, 128 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,750 you can't tell anyone 129 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,750 I'm here. 130 00:03:17,792 --> 00:03:19,002 all: Aw... 131 00:03:17,792 --> 00:03:19,002 - Really? 132 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:20,541 - Wait, wait. 133 00:03:20,583 --> 00:03:22,673 If people are hounding JT, 134 00:03:20,583 --> 00:03:22,673 then he can't properly prepare 135 00:03:22,709 --> 00:03:26,579 for the most challenging and 136 00:03:22,709 --> 00:03:26,579 heroic role he's ever played... 137 00:03:26,625 --> 00:03:28,415 a suburban dad. 138 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:31,834 - Are you sure 139 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:31,834 we can't tell anybody? 140 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:33,665 - Would you guys like 141 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:33,665 having a movie star 142 00:03:33,709 --> 00:03:34,709 staying at your house? 143 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:36,040 all: Yeah! 144 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:38,883 - Then you can't tell anyone! 145 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:41,077 - All right. 146 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:41,077 Have fun with JT. 147 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:42,875 - Wait. 148 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:42,875 You're leaving? 149 00:03:42,917 --> 00:03:45,787 - Yeah, well, in order for JT to 150 00:03:42,917 --> 00:03:45,787 immerse himself into the role, 151 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,424 your mom and I agreed 152 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,424 to clear out. 153 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,288 - It's gonna be really hard 154 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,288 to leave you kids, 155 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:51,543 but we're making 156 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:51,543 this sacrifice for JT. 157 00:03:51,583 --> 00:03:53,753 - If you need us, we'll be 158 00:03:51,583 --> 00:03:53,753 at his luxury condo in Vail. 159 00:03:53,792 --> 00:03:56,542 - Love you, bye! 160 00:03:56,583 --> 00:03:57,883 - This is awesome! 161 00:03:57,917 --> 00:04:00,077 - JT Steele 162 00:03:57,917 --> 00:04:00,077 is staying at our house. 163 00:04:00,125 --> 00:04:01,875 - You guys look like 164 00:04:00,125 --> 00:04:01,875 you're all ready for bed, 165 00:04:01,917 --> 00:04:05,457 so... 166 00:04:01,917 --> 00:04:05,457 sweet dreams! 167 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:08,540 - Um... 168 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:08,540 no, we just woke up. 169 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:10,963 - Don't you sass me, 170 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:10,963 young lady. 171 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,080 Did that feel real? 172 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:15,075 - Ah, could use some work. 173 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:15,075 - Mm-hmm. 174 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:17,955 - But really, we have 175 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:17,955 to go to school, JT. 176 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,330 - No, no, no. 177 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:20,825 No more JT. 178 00:04:20,875 --> 00:04:24,535 From now on... 179 00:04:20,875 --> 00:04:24,535 call me "Father." 180 00:04:24,583 --> 00:04:25,883 Nah, too formal. 181 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:27,787 Um...Papa. 182 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:28,964 [doorbell ringing] 183 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,580 - Who's that? 184 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,580 - America. 185 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:33,455 This is your first mission 186 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:33,455 not do-able. 187 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:34,790 Get rid of them! 188 00:04:34,834 --> 00:04:36,544 - But if it's not do-able. 189 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:38,383 How are we gonna do it? 190 00:04:38,417 --> 00:04:40,077 That's what make it 191 00:04:38,417 --> 00:04:40,077 exciting! 192 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:42,125 At first you don't think 193 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:42,125 it's do-able, 194 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:43,326 and then you do it! 195 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:47,125 Now, do it! 196 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:47,125 While I do this! 197 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:48,826 [loud thud] 198 00:04:48,875 --> 00:04:50,245 - Wow! 199 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:52,631 Papa is so cool! 200 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:53,827 [doorbell ringing] 201 00:04:56,625 --> 00:04:57,785 - Where is he? 202 00:04:57,834 --> 00:04:59,174 - Where is who? 203 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:01,128 - JT. 204 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:03,956 I was on my way to school 205 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:03,956 and I got a BCD blast. 206 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,830 I want to see JT Steele. 207 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:07,495 - Well, he's not here. 208 00:05:07,542 --> 00:05:09,002 [metal cracking] 209 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:12,538 - See? 210 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:12,538 Just Squishy. 211 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:17,207 - Anyway... 212 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,130 we told the reporter 213 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,130 the truth. 214 00:05:19,166 --> 00:05:20,536 He's not here. 215 00:05:19,166 --> 00:05:20,536 - Yeah. 216 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:22,463 - Do you really think 217 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:22,463 our dad knows JT Steele, 218 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,330 and that he actually 219 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,330 babysat him as a kid? 220 00:05:24,375 --> 00:05:26,245 - And that JT came here 221 00:05:24,375 --> 00:05:26,245 to research a role 222 00:05:26,291 --> 00:05:28,461 about playing 223 00:05:26,291 --> 00:05:28,461 a suburban dad? 224 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:31,250 - Uh, they didn't say 225 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:31,250 any of that on the report. 226 00:05:31,291 --> 00:05:33,961 - Look. 227 00:05:31,291 --> 00:05:33,961 I'm your best friend, Mae. 228 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Would I lie to you? 229 00:05:37,041 --> 00:05:38,581 - I'd like to think not. 230 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:41,495 - Okay, well, 231 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:41,495 see you at school. 232 00:05:42,583 --> 00:05:44,293 - We completed 233 00:05:42,583 --> 00:05:44,293 our first mission! 234 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:47,793 - Hiya! 235 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:47,793 Hyah! 236 00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:50,214 I just completed 237 00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:50,214 my first mission too. 238 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,670 Lunch! 239 00:05:51,709 --> 00:05:54,829 - Oh, what'd you make us? 240 00:05:51,709 --> 00:05:54,829 - Don't sass me! 241 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:57,415 - Ooh! 242 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:57,415 That was better. 243 00:05:57,458 --> 00:06:00,038 - And, you know, 244 00:05:57,458 --> 00:06:00,038 it felt better. 245 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,753 Ah, what time 246 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,753 does your driver get here? 247 00:06:01,792 --> 00:06:03,132 - Oh, we take the bus. 248 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:04,130 - Ew! 249 00:06:04,959 --> 00:06:07,959 All right, then I guess I can 250 00:06:04,959 --> 00:06:07,959 give you guys some bus money. 251 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,630 Will 100 bucks each 252 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,630 cover it? 253 00:06:09,667 --> 00:06:11,077 - Actually, 254 00:06:09,667 --> 00:06:11,077 it's the school bus, 255 00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:12,285 so we don't have to pay. 256 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:13,543 - On the way there... 257 00:06:13,583 --> 00:06:15,293 It's the way back 258 00:06:13,583 --> 00:06:15,293 when they get you. 259 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:18,133 - Mm-hmm. I get it. 260 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:20,876 - Wow! 261 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:20,876 Fake Dad made it rain. 262 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,380 [upbeat music] 263 00:06:25,417 --> 00:06:27,077 - Oh, man. 264 00:06:25,417 --> 00:06:27,077 I'm starving. 265 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:28,285 I didn't eat 266 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:28,285 my lunch today. 267 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:30,463 - I couldn't eat 268 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:30,463 my lunch today. 269 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:32,170 JT packed me an onion... 270 00:06:34,166 --> 00:06:35,826 and half a jar of mustard. 271 00:06:37,291 --> 00:06:39,251 - Well, I got soup. 272 00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:45,499 - Well, we have to eat 273 00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:45,499 before we go home. 274 00:06:45,542 --> 00:06:48,332 There's no telling 275 00:06:45,542 --> 00:06:48,332 what JT is gonna feed us. 276 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:49,705 - Already 277 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:49,705 took care of it. 278 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:52,580 - Okay, I got 279 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:52,580 a large ghost pepper pizza 280 00:06:52,625 --> 00:06:55,575 and a chicken parm 281 00:06:52,625 --> 00:06:55,575 for a Mr. Harper. 282 00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:56,995 - I'm Mr. Harper. 283 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,037 - Watch out for the 284 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,037 spicy ghost pepper. 285 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:02,963 It's a wicked scorcher. 286 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,290 - Keep the change. 287 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:09,503 - Thanks, 288 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:09,503 Mr. Harper. 289 00:07:09,542 --> 00:07:11,962 - Dicky, where'd you get 290 00:07:09,542 --> 00:07:11,962 all that money? 291 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,130 - Oh...um... 292 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:17,036 Definitely not 293 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:17,036 from JT Steele, ha. 294 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:20,793 He's not at our house 295 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:20,793 researching a movie role. 296 00:07:20,834 --> 00:07:22,384 - Yeah, you told us. 297 00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:25,377 - Well, we just want you 298 00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:25,377 to be sure he's still not there. 299 00:07:25,417 --> 00:07:26,577 - We get it. 300 00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:29,535 - A movie star didn't 301 00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:29,535 make our lunches. 302 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,043 - We believe you. 303 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:33,583 What would a movie star 304 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:33,583 be doing at your house? 305 00:07:35,583 --> 00:07:40,383 - Not pretending to be our dad, 306 00:07:35,583 --> 00:07:40,383 that's for sure. 307 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:41,827 It worked. 308 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:41,827 - Sure did. 309 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:43,205 - Totally. 310 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,210 - Yeah, nobody knows 311 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,210 he's at our house. 312 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:46,750 - This is terrible. 313 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:46,750 - Sure is. 314 00:07:46,792 --> 00:07:48,332 - Totally. 315 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:51,245 - I mean, what's the point 316 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:51,245 of having JT Steele at our house 317 00:07:51,291 --> 00:07:55,001 if nobody knows JT Steele 318 00:07:51,291 --> 00:07:55,001 is at our house? 319 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,881 - Then we gotta find 320 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,881 a way to tell people 321 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,881 JT Steele 322 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,881 is at our house 323 00:07:57,917 --> 00:08:02,207 without telling people 324 00:07:57,917 --> 00:08:02,207 JT Steele is at our house. 325 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:04,540 Follow my lead. 326 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,423 So, can you guys believe 327 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,423 that story on BCD 328 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:09,288 about JT Steele 329 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:09,288 at our house? 330 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:13,383 - I mean, seriously. 331 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:13,383 JT Steele at our house! 332 00:08:13,417 --> 00:08:18,787 JT Steele at... 333 00:08:13,417 --> 00:08:18,787 our...house. 334 00:08:18,834 --> 00:08:23,214 - Are you trying to tell us 335 00:08:18,834 --> 00:08:23,214 that JT Steele is at your house? 336 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:25,880 - We did not say that. 337 00:08:25,917 --> 00:08:28,207 So he's not at your house? 338 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:31,710 - We did not say that. 339 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:33,290 - Okay, I gotta ask. 340 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:38,173 Is he at your house? 341 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:38,173 Is he not at your house? 342 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:41,378 - If he... 343 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:41,378 were at our house, 344 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:45,497 he may or may not have told us 345 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:45,497 that we could not tell anybody. 346 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:50,173 Wink. 347 00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:52,288 - Oh, I get it. 348 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:55,333 'Cause if he... 349 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:55,333 were at your house, 350 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:57,705 then you wouldn't 351 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:57,705 be having us all over 352 00:08:57,750 --> 00:09:00,710 for a barbecue tomorrow 353 00:08:57,750 --> 00:09:00,710 to meet him. 354 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:02,670 Wink. 355 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,289 - You're right. 356 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,289 We would not. 357 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:08,963 So we won't be seeing you 358 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:08,963 at 2:00 tomorrow. 359 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,170 Wink. 360 00:09:10,208 --> 00:09:11,788 Oh, wink. 361 00:09:11,834 --> 00:09:12,964 Oh, wink. 362 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:19,043 - Okay, 363 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:19,043 now I gotta ask. 364 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:21,503 Are seeing them at 2:00? 365 00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:24,462 Are we not seeing them 366 00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:24,462 at 2:00? 367 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,710 - Oh, we're seeing them 368 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,710 at 2:00. 369 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:30,170 At the barbecue JT 370 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:30,170 doesn't know we're having. 371 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:31,958 Yet. 372 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,380 [upbeat music] 373 00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:38,127 both: Oh! 374 00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:38,127 - Whoa! 375 00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:40,036 Look at all this luxury! 376 00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:43,043 Hot tub! 377 00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:43,043 Push-button espresso! 378 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:47,253 [gasps] 379 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:47,253 Massage chair! 380 00:09:47,291 --> 00:09:49,791 - Honey, look! 381 00:09:49,834 --> 00:09:51,004 It's JT's Fan's Choice Award 382 00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:54,711 for "Mission: 383 00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:54,711 Not Do-able 3"! 384 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,290 - Ah... 385 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:57,833 - Anne, 386 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:57,833 take my picture! 387 00:09:57,875 --> 00:10:00,375 - I'm...busy. 388 00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:03,127 - Fine, I'm leaving you out 389 00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:03,127 of my acceptance speech. 390 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:05,376 - Don't care. 391 00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:09,997 - Uh, sometimes... 392 00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:09,997 all you need in life is a br-- 393 00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:12,211 - [yells] 394 00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:12,211 Tom! 395 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:15,880 [upbeat music] 396 00:10:15,917 --> 00:10:18,077 - No, officer. 397 00:10:15,917 --> 00:10:18,077 I don't know where they are. 398 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:20,705 I haven't seen them in hours. 399 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:21,880 Oh! 400 00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:26,787 Never mind, 401 00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:26,787 they just got home. 402 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,334 Where were you? 403 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:32,785 I have been worried sick 404 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:32,785 about you kids. 405 00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:34,084 - Really? 406 00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:36,035 Oh, we're so sorry. 407 00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:38,133 - Yes! 408 00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:40,456 You totally believed me! 409 00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:40,456 I nailed it! 410 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,380 This isn't even 411 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,380 a real phone. 412 00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:45,747 It's just my hand. 413 00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:45,747 I drew numbers on it. 414 00:10:45,792 --> 00:10:49,002 - You know, if you really want 415 00:10:45,792 --> 00:10:49,002 to nail being a suburban dad-- 416 00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:52,171 - If you're gonna say, "sign 417 00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:52,171 for a package in my underwear," 418 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:53,788 I already did it. 419 00:10:53,834 --> 00:10:55,634 And nailed it! 420 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:59,077 Pff! 421 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:59,077 Thank you. 422 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,745 - Actually, I was thinking 423 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,745 more along the lines 424 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,332 of a good-old 425 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,332 neighborhood barbecue. 426 00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:06,375 - It's what all dads do. 427 00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:06,375 Rocking the apron... 428 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:07,957 - Grilling up some meat 429 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:07,957 in the yard. 430 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,540 - It's the only real way 431 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,540 to complete your dad-ucation. 432 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:13,543 all: Barbecue! 433 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:13,543 Barbecue! 434 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:17,213 Barbecue! 435 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:17,213 Barbecue! 436 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,790 - I love it. 437 00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:20,214 It's already got 438 00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:20,214 a chant and everything. 439 00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:24,037 As long as it's just us. 440 00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:27,332 - Sure. 441 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:32,415 Of course, if you want to do it 442 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:32,415 the way a real dad would, 443 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:32,415 you should-- 444 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,328 You know what? 445 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,328 Forget it. 446 00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:37,035 It's too real. 447 00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:39,633 - No, no. 448 00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:39,633 I-I want real. 449 00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:42,127 - Okay. 450 00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:44,626 You'd let us invite 451 00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:44,626 three friends over. 452 00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:45,577 There, I said it. 453 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,875 - Well, if that's what 454 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,875 a real dad would do, 455 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,787 then consider it done! 456 00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:54,214 - Oh, yeah! 457 00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:54,214 - [bell ringing] 458 00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:54,214 - Speaking of done. 459 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,583 - Yeah, a little too done. 460 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:02,705 - Maybe having a barbecue 461 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:02,705 is not a good idea. 462 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,080 - No, no, no. 463 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,080 It's okay. 464 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:06,625 - Yeah, everybody burns dinner 465 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:06,625 now and then. 466 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,707 - Uhm... 467 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,707 this wasn't your dinner. 468 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:13,130 - What? 469 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:13,130 - It was your laundry. 470 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,166 Uh... 471 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,498 It's the typical dad mess-up. 472 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,498 Am I right? 473 00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:19,538 Tell me I'm right. 474 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:23,333 all: Uh... 475 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:23,333 - No, seriously. 476 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,625 I'm here to learn. 477 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,625 Give me the truth. 478 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:29,377 - Fine. You sent us to school 479 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:29,377 with $400 and soup in a bag. 480 00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:32,497 - You thought we were missing 481 00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:32,497 and you called the police 482 00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:32,497 on your hand. 483 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:35,672 - And we haven't seen the dog 484 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:35,672 since he was on your head. 485 00:12:35,709 --> 00:12:37,209 - I'm not following you, 486 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:41,080 so just give me the headline 487 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:41,080 of this review. 488 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:43,535 - Okay. 489 00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:46,713 "JT Steele... 490 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,460 you don't got this." 491 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,000 - How can you say that? 492 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,881 - You said you wanted 493 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,881 the truth. 494 00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:57,997 - No actor wants the truth. 495 00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:57,997 I was acting! 496 00:12:58,041 --> 00:13:00,251 - It's all right. 497 00:12:58,041 --> 00:13:00,251 You'll be fine for the barbecue. 498 00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:01,461 - Yeah. 499 00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:01,461 - Barbecue? 500 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,210 I can't pull off 501 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,210 a barbecue. 502 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:07,210 Only dads or actors 503 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:07,210 who can play dads can barbecue. 504 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:10,500 And since I'm no good 505 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:10,500 at either, 506 00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:12,292 I quit. 507 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,463 - Being a dad or acting? 508 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,710 - Both. 509 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:20,420 I'm quitting... 510 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:20,420 "dacting." 511 00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:24,168 Now... 512 00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:24,168 if you'll excuse me. 513 00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:26,708 [sobbing] 514 00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:32,668 - But the barbecue 515 00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:32,668 is still on, right? 516 00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:34,829 - [sobbing] 517 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,995 - Maybe we should call for help. 518 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,995 - Yeah. 519 00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:43,171 - It's ringing. 520 00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:43,171 - Stop. 521 00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:50,575 [upbeat music] 522 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,455 ♪ ♪ 523 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,250 - This is not good. 524 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,581 - No, Mom. 525 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,581 Everything's great here. 526 00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:58,165 We didn't break anything. 527 00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:00,168 - [moaning] 528 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,498 - Yeah, nothing broken 529 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,498 here either. 530 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,002 - [sobbing] 531 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:07,501 - Love you, Mom. 532 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:07,501 Talk to you tomorrow. 533 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,042 Okay, I think she bought it. 534 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,293 - What are we gonna do? 535 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,503 - Mae, Molly, and Natlee 536 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,503 are coming over tomorrow 537 00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:14,172 for a barbecue. 538 00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,828 - Maybe he just needs 539 00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,828 to sleep it off. 540 00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:18,825 I'm sure he'll be fine 541 00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:18,825 in the morning. 542 00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:21,705 - Well, 543 00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:21,705 that didn't work. 544 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:24,790 - [crying] 545 00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:27,754 - Did you sleep 546 00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:27,754 with your shoes on? 547 00:14:27,792 --> 00:14:29,422 - No. 548 00:14:27,792 --> 00:14:29,422 [coughs] 549 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,418 I couldn't sleep at all. 550 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:34,788 I was up all night contemplating 551 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:34,788 everything I'm bad at: 552 00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:37,714 Laundry-ing, 553 00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:37,714 dacting 554 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,000 - Not actual words. 555 00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:41,001 - [groans] 556 00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:41,001 Word thinking. 557 00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:46,826 - Look, 558 00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:46,826 you're over thinking this. 559 00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:48,995 You can totally host 560 00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:48,995 a barbecue. 561 00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:51,381 Just do what your dad did 562 00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:51,381 when you were a kid. 563 00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:53,917 I bet you're a chip 564 00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:53,917 off the old block. 565 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,670 - Wait, wait. 566 00:14:56,709 --> 00:14:59,249 Did you just say "chip"? 567 00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:00,541 "Block"? 568 00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:01,793 And "off"? 569 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,464 - I sure did. 570 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,080 - I haven't used those words 571 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,080 since my dad went down the block 572 00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:10,705 for chips and took off. 573 00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:14,080 He never came back. 574 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:17,205 I just waited there 575 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:17,205 with a bowl full of dip. 576 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,380 With nothing 577 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,380 to scoop it with... 578 00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:23,417 but my finger. 579 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:26,538 That's it! 580 00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:29,713 I had no chips! 581 00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:29,713 - Okay. 582 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,130 - No chips. 583 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,920 No chips. 584 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:36,962 No chips. 585 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,380 [snoring] 586 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:47,213 - Man, he really 587 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:47,213 wanted chips. 588 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,750 - Yeah, 589 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,750 he went out hard. 590 00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:51,292 What was in there? 591 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,125 - It's warm milk. 592 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,457 - What are we 593 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,457 gonna do now? 594 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,540 - We can't host a barbecue 595 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,540 for our friends, 596 00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,253 if he's sound asleep. 597 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,423 - Or can he? 598 00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,793 Hmm... 599 00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:14,464 all: Hmm... 600 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,210 [upbeat music] 601 00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,960 [doorbell ringing] 602 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,880 - Where's JT? 603 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,880 - Or where is not JT? 604 00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,827 Wink. 605 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,535 - Actually... 606 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,083 JT is not here. 607 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,915 all: Aw... 608 00:16:29,959 --> 00:16:32,039 - Wink. 609 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:35,423 - Ladies, meet Fan's 610 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:35,423 Choice Award-winner... 611 00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,168 JT Steele! 612 00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:43,499 - Hey, ladies. 613 00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:43,499 What's up? 614 00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:45,042 [all screaming] 615 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,463 - Hold on! 616 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,540 Give the man some space. 617 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:52,503 - JT's a space man. 618 00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:55,882 - It looks like JT, 619 00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:55,882 but his lips weren't moving. 620 00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:57,707 - And I'm pretty sure 621 00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:57,707 he's snoring. 622 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:01,500 - Nope, he's just practicing 623 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:01,500 his breathing exercises 624 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:05,132 for an upcoming movie 625 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:05,132 where he plays a Navy SEAL. 626 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:09,126 - Arr, arr, arr, arr, 627 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:09,126 arr, arr, arr. 628 00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,576 - Who is also 629 00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,576 an actual seal. 630 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,957 - That doesn't sound 631 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,957 like a real movie. 632 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:15,790 - Something's 633 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:15,790 a little weird. 634 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,254 - Nope. 635 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,254 Nothing weird. 636 00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:19,831 Okay, well, we'll see you 637 00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:19,831 at school 638 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:21,915 where you can tell everyone that 639 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:21,915 you met JT Steele at our house. 640 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,499 - But... 641 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,499 we came for a barbecue. 642 00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:27,212 - I skipped breakfast 643 00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:27,212 for this. 644 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:30,130 - That's right. 645 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:30,130 Barbecue. 646 00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:33,076 JT's gonna grill us up 647 00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:33,076 some burgers. 648 00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,745 This should be fun 649 00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,745 to watch. 650 00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:37,632 No, no, no, no, 651 00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:37,632 no, no, no. 652 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,377 Let's take the long way. 653 00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:44,037 That way we'll give JT 654 00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:44,037 plenty of time to prepare. 655 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,415 Don't look back. 656 00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,502 - How are we gonna pull off 657 00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,502 this barbecue? 658 00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:53,962 - I'm gonna need my big spatula 659 00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:53,962 and a lot of duct tape. 660 00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:58,459 [upbeat music] 661 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,710 - That was the longest 662 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,710 long way ever. 663 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:04,250 - I don't understand why we had 664 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:04,250 to go around the block. 665 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,171 - Oh, hey, JT's already 666 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,171 manning the grill. 667 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,078 - Hey, girls. 668 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,078 Welcome to the barbecue. 669 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,375 - Uh, no, no, 670 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,375 no, no, no. 671 00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:12,457 Not so close. 672 00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:12,457 Give him some space. 673 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,130 - Just watching the master 674 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,130 at work. 675 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:18,126 - Don't worry, guys. 676 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:18,126 I grill this. 677 00:18:23,542 --> 00:18:26,582 - Thanks, JT. 678 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:27,915 - The meat is raw. 679 00:18:27,959 --> 00:18:29,249 - Is that grill even hot? 680 00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:30,541 - What are we supposed 681 00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:30,541 to eat? 682 00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,633 - There's not even 683 00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,633 any chips. 684 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,417 Just dip. 685 00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,748 - Well, at least you got 686 00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,748 to meet JT Steele. 687 00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:46,498 And he got to... 688 00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:46,498 "meat" you. 689 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,332 All right, see you guys 690 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,332 at school, 691 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:52,035 where you can tell everyone 692 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:52,035 that we know him. 693 00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:53,383 - There's JT. 694 00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:55,577 - It's Sharon Dee. 695 00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:55,577 - From BCD! 696 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:58,665 all: TV? 697 00:18:58,709 --> 00:19:01,209 - Oh! 698 00:18:58,709 --> 00:19:01,209 Oh! 699 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,710 - Let's get him 700 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,710 out of here. 701 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,210 - Quick! 702 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,210 Come one, guys! 703 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,750 - Come on, come on. Oh! 704 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,750 [loud thud] 705 00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:08,292 all: Oh... 706 00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:12,081 - [grunting] 707 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,995 - This is bad. 708 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,995 - Really bad. 709 00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:15,251 - Could be worse. 710 00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:16,501 - Yeah, 711 00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:16,501 at least that reporter 712 00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:17,962 doesn't know 713 00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:17,962 he quit show business. 714 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,790 all: Dicky! 715 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,790 - Sorry. 716 00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,464 [whispering] 717 00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,464 That wasn't meant for you. 718 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,210 - He's quitting 719 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,210 show business? 720 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,960 Is it true that you quit 721 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,960 show business? 722 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,040 - [grunts] 723 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,083 - Sounds like a yes to me. 724 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:35,415 You heard it here first. 725 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,748 - Oh, no. 726 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,748 This is all our fault. 727 00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:41,922 JT Steele's career is about 728 00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:41,922 to be ruined because of us. 729 00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:44,419 - What are we supposed 730 00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:44,419 to do? 731 00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:45,878 - We gotta make him 732 00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:45,878 a hero again. 733 00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:47,287 - How? 734 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,831 - With chips. 735 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:57,875 - Uhm, excuse me. 736 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:57,875 He's not quitting the business. 737 00:19:57,917 --> 00:20:00,497 He's just researching the role 738 00:19:57,917 --> 00:20:00,497 of a down-on-his-luck dad 739 00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:03,332 who rescues 740 00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:03,332 a pathetic barbecue. 741 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,625 Perhaps you'd like 742 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,625 to see a scene. 743 00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,327 - Roll camera. 744 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:13,165 - Look how pathetic 745 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:13,165 this barbecue is. 746 00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:17,668 All of the children 747 00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:17,668 are so sad. 748 00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:19,289 - Why are they sad? 749 00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:22,923 They've got 750 00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:22,923 a big bowl of dip. 751 00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:25,169 - Shouldn't they be happy? 752 00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:28,168 - They would be happy, 753 00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:28,168 but they have... 754 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:29,708 no chips. 755 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,210 all: No chips. 756 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,580 No chips. 757 00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,825 No chips. 758 00:20:37,959 --> 00:20:39,919 - No chips. 759 00:20:39,959 --> 00:20:42,539 No way! 760 00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:45,633 I got this! 761 00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,832 Real quick, 762 00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,832 where am I? 763 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:50,877 - Boulder. 764 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,077 - That's right. 765 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,875 Chip-a-doodle-doo! 766 00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:56,537 Hyah! 767 00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,036 - Wow! That really 768 00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,036 snapped him out of it. 769 00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,793 - Okay, it'll take him 770 00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,793 about a half-hour 771 00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:04,084 to find chips 772 00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:04,084 and bring them back. 773 00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,665 So all-- 774 00:21:05,709 --> 00:21:10,209 - Chipee-ki-yay! 775 00:21:05,709 --> 00:21:10,209 Daddy's back! 776 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,830 - How did you get 777 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,830 back here so quick? 778 00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:13,035 - Because I'm a dad. 779 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:15,043 And that's what dads do. 780 00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:19,463 Also, there was 781 00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:19,463 a minivan next door 782 00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:19,463 with a bunch of free chips 783 00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:19,463 in the back. 784 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,790 - I think he stole 785 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,790 Ms. Hoolihan's groceries. 786 00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:24,674 - Who wants chips 787 00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:24,674 with their dip? 788 00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:26,789 - Ooh, I do. 789 00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:26,789 all: I do, I do. 790 00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:29,834 - Another stellar performance 791 00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:29,834 from JT Steele. 792 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,075 - Ah, I couldn't 793 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,075 have pulled it off 794 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:33,705 without my four little 795 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:33,705 dacting coaches. 796 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,290 - Still not a word. 797 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,290 - [laughs] 798 00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:39,497 Well, my job here is done. 799 00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:41,292 I'm gonna go back 800 00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:41,292 to Hollywood now. 801 00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:43,825 [whistling] 802 00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:45,325 I don't know why, 803 00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:45,325 but I had this idea 804 00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,415 about me being 805 00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,415 in a seal movie. 806 00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:49,328 [helicopter blades whirring] 807 00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:55,331 See ya, kids! 808 00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:55,331 - Bye! 809 00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:58,825 - Yeah, this is 810 00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:58,825 my helicopter! 811 00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:58,825 - Woah! Cool helicopter. 812 00:21:58,875 --> 00:22:00,165 - I own it! 813 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:01,378 - Is that JT? 814 00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:02,575 - Yep! 815 00:22:02,959 --> 00:22:05,129 He's a terrible dad! 816 00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:08,206 But he sure knows 817 00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:08,206 how to leave a barbecue! 818 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:09,290 [upbeat music] 819 00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:13,002 ♪ Na na na na na na 820 00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:13,002 na na na na na ♪ 821 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,461 ♪ Na na na na na na 822 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,461 na na na na na na ♪ 823 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,460 [whistling] 824 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:26,080 ♪ ♪ 825 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:28,415 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 826 00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:30,538 ♪ Yeah, yeah, 827 00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:30,538 yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 828 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:31,673 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 829 00:22:31,709 --> 00:22:33,079 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, 830 00:22:31,709 --> 00:22:33,079 yeah, yeah ♪ 831 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,915 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 832 00:22:35,959 --> 00:22:36,629 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 47553

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