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[light music]

[Sam] It's pretty incredible,
isn't it?

[Graham] See right over
to the distance on the-

- on your left-hand side?
- [Sam] Is this the time

when you tell me
you're afraid of heights?

Yeah, I'm actually not
joking about that,

so this is a bit of a tense
moment for me, okay? Thank you.

- Don't look down, then.
- [Graham] Thank you.

No, I'm okay... don't-
don't, please don't do that.

- [Sam] Rickety.
- [Graham] I mean it.

Here we are,
floating up into the clouds.

[Sam]
Never to be seen again.

[Graham] Stop it.

[Sam] There's a beautiful...
waterfall here.

I do hope you don't fall in.

[Graham]
You're just determined...

- [Sam laughing]
- ... to make me suffer.

[Sam] Yes. Yes.

- For my own amusement.
- [Graham] Yes!

- That's actually the reason...
- [Graham] Yes!

... we're doing this.

It's nothing to do with clans
or Scotland.

- [Graham] Or history or...
- No, no.

It's just- I just want to make
you look like a fool.

[Graham] Yes.
Mocking McTavish.

[Sam] I think we should
call it "Mocking McTavish"

in various locations

- around the world.
- [Graham] Yes!

The Various Humiliations
of Graham McTavish.

[dramatic music sting]

[lively music]

♪

[Graham] Well, finally,
we're gonna be talking...

clans.

Clans.
Clans of Scotland.

I mean, even the word...

it's just such a great word, isn't it?

Clans, clans, clans.

[Graham] Clans...
it's just got

such a bite to it, hasn't it?

It just sounds like,
"I'm not messing about."

What is a clan?

[Graham]
Well, it's like family,

like a... yeah, a family group.

And the clan chief is almost
like a-a father, really.

They're basically responsible,
they look after everyone

- that's part of...
- Every aspect...

- ... this family.
- Every aspect of their lives.

- They would mete out justice...
- Mm-hmm.

The-the clan chief, just like
Colum does in Outlander.

You're asking me to do what, Cally?

[Colum] I'm not asking you
to do anything,

ya half-wit!
I'm ordering you.

[Graham] He makes decisions,
and his word is law.

Clans... they all have control
over different areas,

and they're always warring
with each other

but also forging alliances.

Intermingling, intermarrying.

And then back-stabbing each other.

Rape, murder.
Kidnapping.

And then the clans we're gonna
go see... MacLeods...

- Yep.
- ... the MacDonalds,

and, uh, MacGregors and MacLeans,

- and the MacTavishes.
- Aye. The MacTavish Clan.

[Graham] In fact,
we're going to be going

to Sween Castle, the family seat.

I don't know an awful lot
about my personal history,

uh, clan history.

I mean, onOutlander,
I play Jamie Fraser.

Tell me about your family.

[Sam] Jamie's backstory

is based on the actual Fraser clan.

My father... uh, was a Fraser.

- [upbeat fiddle music]
- [Sam] The Gaelic word "clan"

translates broadly to kindred,

and these groups share an
identity, name, and lineage.

[Graham] This tribal system
emerged in the 11th century

and offered protection
and a sense of belonging.

[Sam] The clans lost power in 1745

when the British put down
the Jacobite uprising

and took control of Scotland.

[Graham] But today, clans
still play a critical role

in defining who Scots are

and where they come from.

[end notes]

The first people we're gonna
meet are the MacDonalds...

- Mm.
- ... and the MacLeods.

- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
- Now, they are a mega-feud

- that...
- Notorious enemies.

Oh, the horrific things
that they did to each other.

It's nasty.
I mean, t-this feud went on

- for, I think, 140 years.
- We have to be careful

that we don't reignite these...
these long, long feuds.

I think you'd secretly
like to, though.

I would, actually, to be honest, yeah.

I think pretty much your goal

is to cause an enormous eruption

of violence between clan chiefs.

[Sam] If I can't wind you up,

- then I'm gonna wind up...
- Great.

- The clan.
- Fantastic.

[mellow instrumentals]

- [Sam] Clan, clan, clan.
- [Graham] No, stop doing that.

You're ruining it for me.

[Sam] Clans, clans, clans.

♪

[Sam] We're headed back
to the Isle of Skye

to visit Trumpan Church.

[Graham] The church is the site
of a tragic massacre

that occurred as the MacLeods
and the MacDonalds

fought for control
of the surrounding islands.

[Sam] Whoever controlled
the sea, controlled the land.

♪

[Sam] We're joined by two men

that I am quite glad
they are separated.

MacDonald, MacLeod.

I feel like I'm in the middle of a...

start a cage fight
or something, but...

-[Sam] It is.
-[Graham] Really?
Really, that bad?

- [Sam] Gloves are off.
- [Graham] Let's find out...

what was going on between you guys,

uh, historically?

There was a-a Viking...
a very nice man, I'm sure.

- [Graham] A loving man.
- [Ian] Ljótr.

- [Graham] Very nice man,
a loving man.
- [Ian] Ljótr from MacLeod.

And that's where
the MacLeod Clan started off.

Where they come from.
And where...

where do the MacDonalds
come into all of this?

- [Graham] Your turn.
- [John] Well, my turn. Well...

Somerled, who Clan MacDonald
claims descent from,

he beat the Vikings,
and they drove them out.

Why-why-why were you pointing
at, uh...

[John] So MacDonalds are

claiming descent
from a much greater hero...

- [Sam laughs]
- . ..than the MacLeods did.

- Oh, okay.
- [Sam] There's been

a lot of animosity
between these two sides,

and I-I would love to jump forward

maybe a couple hundred years
to the Isle of Eigg.

Um, so, yeah, there was
a very bad blood feud.

A party of MacLeods
went to the Island of Eigg,

and the MacDonalds hid in a cave.

And the MacLeods had
not the brightest idea

to smoke them out.

But instead, they killed them all.

They built a fire to smoke them out,

- and unfortunately...
- Yeah.

Yeah, I don't think it's unfortunate.

I think it was deliberate.

So...

the MacLeods killed these MacDonalds.

- Yes.
- Let me guess.

The MacDonalds retaliated.

Yes, they did, yes, yeah.
And that's...

- Here.
- ... w-what takes us to here.

- Yeah.
- This is... this is where

that happened.

[haunting music]

[Graham] Trumpan Church here
is hallowed ground.

[seagulls crying]

[Sam] The MacDonalds
came over in their boats.

[John]
They came here one night,

and, uh, when the people
here went up there...

they... they set fire,

and they killed everybody.

♪

The MacDonald piper was playing,

and they were shouting,

"Remember the massacre
at Eigg," as they killed them.

[Graham] Just the rage,

the anger on both sides.

[John] It's one of these things
about these feuds

that it's all part of
things that have happened

hundreds of years ago that have
the knock-on effects

all the way down.

We have a slightly different
concept of time.

There's so many steps back,

especially if you can trace,
you know, families back.

The other thing...
it's in the imagination.

It's found its way
into poetry and song

and into folklore.

We've got lullabies
which are 500 years old

which are still sung.

- [Graham] That's fantastic.
- [Ian] About this one, uh,

which is about one woman
singing to her child

about her husband's head
being cut off.

- Which doesn't sound that...
- [John chuckling]

- ... subject for a lullaby.
- Night, darling, sleep well.

Oh, will you sing me
the song of the-the... ?

[Graham] Mummy, Mummy, but
you know the favorite one,

- The one about...
- [Sam] Again...

- The one about the husband...
- [Ian] Dad's head on a post.

... being decapitated.

- [Sam] Sing it again.
- [Graham] Yes.

[upbeat music]

[Graham] Think it'll take
more than a lullaby

to put that feud to bed.

[Sam] True. But we did
get them to shake hands.

- [laughter]
- [Graham] There ya go.

[Graham] Yes, we did.

♪

[Graham] I cannot believe

that this was your idea
of a good time!

[Sam] This is so pleasant.
It's lovely.

It's a... actually, that's
such an interesting adjective...

"pleasant."

Not one I would use.

There's some blackberries there.

[Sam] Oh, yeah. Yeah, go-go
over to the left a bit.

-[Graham] No. No.
[Sam] I'm gonna try to get one.

- [Graham] No, no!
- [Sam] Over here.

[Sam] Oh, there's one... slow
down, slow down, slow down.

- [Graham] No... [huffs]
- I'll get one.

[Graham] Just let go of my back!

[Sam] That's it. See, easy.

This is like my ultimate holiday.

- [Sam laughs]
- Cycling on a...

a 1980s tandem
that is breaking my backside

while you stare into my ass.

[Sam] Yes. It's remarkable.

[Graham] This isn't exactly
what I imagined

when I first met you.

[Sam] I think you're doing quite well.

[Graham] What else have you
got up your sleeve...

hot-air balloon?

This is ridiculous.

Are you actually pedaling?

[Sam laughs]
Well...

- debatable.
- [bicycle bell rings]

[Sam] I wish I'd worn my kilt.

[Graham]
Oh, don't be ridiculous.

[Sam]
They offer great padding.

When we're makingOutlander,

pleating and dressing
in the Fraser tartan

helped me get into my character.

It's a huge part of Jamie's identity.

[Graham] I suppose every Scot
feels that way

about their tartan plaid. They- they've got a long history.

[Sam] Tartan is the crisscrossed,

multicolored fabric
you can find wrapped around

almost anything in Scotland.

[Graham] Centuries ago,
this patterned, woven wool

protected Highlanders
from the elements.

[Sam] Over the years, clans
adopted official tartans,

each with their own
unique weave and color.

[Graham] My clan, the MacTavishes,

have a whole range of signature tones,

something for every occasion..

except riding a bike.

♪

[Graham]
Oh, wow, look at this!

[Sam] Here we are.

Isn't this amazing?

The Prickly Thistle continues to make

authentic, stylish tartans
right here in the Highlands.

We're here to talk with
its founder, Clare Campbell,

who's bringing the tartan tradition

into the 21st century.

[Clare] It's wonderful
to have you both here,

and have a look around.

- [Sam] Let's have a look.
- [Clare] There's probably

more preparation than people
would appreciate

in-in producing a tartan,

where you're looking at the
colorways that are involved,

you're buying yarn
in-in big cones, essentially,

and then you've got to break
all of that down like a recipe

and create this beam of warp

that we see coming into
the back of the loom.

But you can see at the back
there is all of these threads

coming in a very sort of
perfect order.

We have a system of making
sure that they stay in order,

um, and everything's nice
and tight and tension.

And traditionally, obviously,

this would have been done by hand.

Yeah, traditionally,
yeah, before the sort of

Industrial Revolution,
they were not powered,

um, so they were sort of hand
and foot powered.

- [Sam] Yeah.
- When does this date from,

- this, these...
- [Clare] So this particular one

um, is 1954.

- 1954?
- Whereas... yeah.

These are still quite vintage

in terms of today's standard.

[Sam]
And so this happens to be

one of mine that you're very
kindly, uh-uh, weaving here.

- [Clare] Yeah, they are.
- [Sam] It's a beautiful,

beautiful piece of tartan.

I can't wait

- to wear that, um, um...
- Am I getting one?

Uh, you might get one if you're lucky.

[Sam] Will you give us
a little demonstration?

- I'll take my hand out.
- Yes, I would, yes.

- [Clare] Uh, yes.
- [Sam] It might add a nice

- touch to the-the tartan.
- The-the color.

[Sam] Yes. The red
is actually your blood.

[loom clattering]

[Clare] Every minute,
there's a hundred strikes.

So a shuttle goes back
and forth a hundred times.

So much is happening at high speed.

And this was done over 200 years ago.

So, I mean, they're just incredible,

and I think they're, you know,
they're a work of art.

And we feel really proud
to still be using them, to be
honest.

As you should.

Brilliant. Great.

[rhythmic thumping]

[singing in Gaelic]

[Graham] OnOutlander, we showcase

the traditional waulking process...

handling wool over several hours

to tighten and weatherproof the weave.

[singing in Gaelic]

[Sam]
The Badenoch Waulking Group

continues to sing the songs
weavers developed

to keep and pass the time.

[singing continues]

♪

[person sings solo]

♪

[all sing]

[Sam] Wonderful!
[clapping]

[Graham]
That's just amazing.

It's completely mesmerizing.

[Sam]
And this is actually an-an
ancient

or a traditional way
of-of working the wool.

[person] That's right.
When it comes off the loom,

it's a very loose weave,

so it had to be rendered
waterproof and windproof.

And this was the process way back

before machines were invented.

[Sam] And tell us about
the... the song.

Is it, uh, traditional
storytelling, or...

[Sheila] Oh, yes, the songs
are all very traditional.

Lot about sailing.
Lot about going away to war.

- [Sam] Mm.
- Um, and a lot

of gossip as well.

It was a laborious task,

- and it went on all day.
- Right.

- [Sam] And hard work too.
- [Sheila] So, to pass the
time, they just sang.

And there's also a lot of
rhythm attached to it as well,

depending on what the pro...
what part of the process

you were doing.

The cloth was always wet,

so the cloth was always heavy.

So, therefore, the songs were
slower to start off with.

And then as the cloth
got lighter and drier,

- the songs got faster.
- [Graham] Yeah.

[Sam] We'd love to hear another song.

[Sheila] Okay.

I don't know if you're ready for this.

[Sam] We're ready.

- Oh, we're ready. I'm ready.
- [light giggling]

[rhythmic call and answer singing]

[all singing]

[person sings]

[all singing]

[person sings]

[all singing]

[singing continues]

[voices echoing]

[bright fiddle music]

♪

[Sam] We are on our way
to the location

of what may be the grave

- of Rob Roy MacGregor.
- You know, a lot of people

- don't even know who he is.
- Yes, well...

- Uh...
- I mean, there's been a...

- been a movie about him.
- There has, a great movie.

- Many movies, actually.
- Great, great movie

with Liam Neeson.

This is Robert Roy MacGregor.

[Sam] To some, he was a...
he was a notorious outlaw,

and to others, he was a-a hero, right?

He was a very, very popular man
among his own clan

in-in his day.

And we're talking what, early 1700s?

One could argue, I mean,

he's the most infamous
clan leader ever,

sort of like the Robin Hood
of the Highlands.

- Mm.
- Rob Roy gives safe passage

to your cattle

in return for what was known
as blackmail.

The origin, apparently, of that term.

- If you didn't pay Rob Roy...
- Uh-huh.

- ... blackmail...
- Right.

... then your cattle
would mysteriously disappear.

[moo echoes]

[Graham] Really interesting
clan, not a... not a huge clan.

They had, um, big, big disputes

- with the MacLarens.
- I may have done some...

slightly naughty things as well.

[Graham] Oh, good.

[Sam] I arranged for them
to meet in the same place

at the same time,
and they don't know about it.

Oh, so you're deliberately
setting up a situation

where they could actually
potentially come to blows.

[Sam, chuckling]
I know, right?

- [Graham] Great.
- [Sam] Yeah.

[Graham] Fantastic.

Will they be bringing swords?

[Sam] I do hope not.

♪

[Sam] Rob Roy MacGregor
spent his last days

in Balquhidder,

where his descendants
claim he's buried.

[Graham] Unfortunately,
this is MacLaren land,

and the clan chief here
strongly disagrees.

[Sam]
Let's hope some whisky

helps us get to the bottom of it.

We're now walking
to what is called the...

- [person] Eaglais Beag.
- [Sam] Eaglais Beag.

- [person] Little Church.
- [Sam] Little Church.

And, uh, I'm gonna get
in between you both here,

- Peter, and, uh...
- [Graham] Yes, I think

you're gonna need to get
in between them, Sam.

- [Peter] Oh, aye.
- Yes, that's right.

- [Graham laughs]
- [Sam] This is actually,

you know, an ancient site,
and there was an older church

that we're actually standing
almost in the middle of here.

- Pre-Christian.
- Oh, definitely pre-Christian.

It's so much the Christian practice

to build on original sites of worship.

[Graham] Yes, of course,
but they were very clever,

weren't they?

They knew... they knew...
they didn't want to admit it.

But there's a sacredness
that goes down through

- the centuries.
- Of course.

So the real question is,
who's buried here, then?

- [Graham whispers] Oh, my...
- Well, perhaps...

- [Sam] I had to...
- Perhaps I should let Peter

- have first crack at that.
- [clears throat]

Rob Roy MacGregor
was an outlaw for many years.

He eventually settled
further up the Glen

beyond Loch Loyal at- in Loch Lairg.

And this is where his sons were.

Rob Roy died in 1734,

and you find in
the introduction to Rob Roy

by Walter Scott in 1817,

he said as well that he's buried here.

Okay, this is a very, very
compelling case

- for the defense.
- It's a very compelling case.

I'll drink to that.

And I'd hesitate to call you

- the prosecution.
- [laughter]

[Graham]
The-the counter-defense.

[Donald]
The truth will do.

Ooh! Oh, that was...

Oh, I felt that one right there.

[Donald] Rob Roy died
as a result of a quarrel

with the MacLarens.

Um, the fight took place.
Rob Roy was wounded.

The fight was stopped,
and he died a few weeks later.

Now, this was, and remains,

basically a MacLaren kirkyard.

And Rob Roy had failed
in trying to take

a piece of MacLaren land.

He died as a result.

I do not see the MacLarens saying,

"Oh, look, terribly sorry, chaps.

"What a dreadful mistake.

Can we give you pride of place
in our kirkyard?"

My own view is that this is
more of a memorial.

Something that's been in place
for a long time.

- [Sam] Yes.
- [Graham] Well, I suppose

the only people
that know the answer are...

- [laughing] ... are right there.
- [Sam] It's been fabulous

- having the MacGregors...
- Oh, this is fantastic.

... and the MacLarens here.

- And we are sharing a dram.
- Really appreciate it.

- And really, it's, uh...
- Yeah, absolutely.

[Sam] ... It's incredible, so
thank you so much, gentlemen.

- [Graham] Well, to whoever...
- [Sam] To whoever...

[Graham]
... lies beneath these stones.

- [Sam] Yes.
- [Peter] Rob Roy.

[chuckling]

[light, punchy music]

[engine revving]

- [Graham] Whoa!
- I'm getting out of here

before those two can catch up.

Mate, mate, I mean,

you know, they were really
super polite with each other,

but the edge was like, "Yes.

"Why would we have your ancestor

"buried in our graveyard
when we didn't like him

and it was our church?"

It's this veil of politeness

that, really, i-is paper thin.

Isn't it amazing that, you know,

couple hundred years, but yet still...

still that animosity,

- still that...
- Yeah. You know

you're completely on the wrong
side of the road, don't you?

Yes, I...
well, there are cars parked.

Of course you do!
Um...

Okay, enough of the feuding.

I have arranged a visit
to my ancestral home.

- Okay.
- We have this,

you know, connection with this country

that I have only truly begun
to understand,

uh, recently.

[Sam] All right.
Just tell me where to turn.

[Graham] Oh, no,
a visit to the family castle

demands that we travel in style.

[epic music]

♪

So just...
like, right foot first.

- [Sam] Yep.
- Oh, yes, very elegant.

[Sam] Don't put your foot on that.

[Graham] What, well, the bit
that says don't stand on it?

[Sam] Yeah.

Ah.

[Graham] No, no, you need
to open the other bit.

It's two, it's...
No, no, you c...

- No, you can't get into it...
- No, it's all right, I got it.

... like that!
That's not how you get in!

- What are you doing?
- [laughs] Well, it's tight.

- It's quite tight!
- Just open the door!

- Yeah, right, okay.
- [Sam] Welcome aboard, sir.

Yeah. Could-could you just wait
until I get past the door?

- Welcome aboard.
- [Graham grunting]

♪

- [Graham] Is that shut?
- [Sam] Going up!

[engine revs]

- [copilot] Ready for takeoff?
- [pilot] Yeah, roger, roger.

Cleared for takeoff.

And we are, uh, weapons hot.

- [Sam chuckles]
- [Graham] Kids, let's get rid of
everything.

[Sam] Oh, my God.
Oh, God, it's properly...

Oh, oh...
[grunting]

[blubbering]

[both laughing]

- So childish!
- Ha ha ha!

♪

Always love that moment.

And we're flying!

♪

[Sam] Look at that!

I'm very excited to be showing you

the castle of my forefathers.

[Sam]
The MacTavishes.

- [Graham] Yes.
- [Sam] Wow.

We have a castle, Castle Sween.

Castle Sween.
It sounds...

it sounds majestic.

It is majestic.
We're a very majestic clan.

You are.

[Graham] It's possibly the oldest

stone-built castle in Scotland.

[Sam] I mean, if I know
anything about the MacTavishes,

I feel like either...
even if it wasn't the oldest

stone-built castle,
they would just say it was.

I mean, you probably build it
last week.

No.
No, it was not built last week.

♪

[Graham] I think we're actually
coming in to land.

[Sam] We are.

[Sam, softly] Jesus.

It's like-it's like being
driven by you in the van.

Yeah, only...

less things to crash into.

- Um...
- Apart from the ground.

- [Graham] We're coming low.
- [Sam] The water is getting

very, very close...

- [Graham] Yeah.
- ... and we're on an angle.

- We're at a bit of an angle.
- Uh, we might want to just

level up a bit.

Where did we find this pilot?

I don't quite know.
Oh, God.

- Oh, God.
- [Graham] Oh, are you ready?

♪

- Ah!
- Ah!

What?

This is crazy!
Sea landing!

Ah. We made it.

Cute castle!
Home of the MacTavishes.

[Graham] That is the home
of the M... it looks like

it was built yesterday.

[Sam] Is this the first time
you've been here?

Yes. Yes.

I've dreamt of coming here,
obviously, all my life.

Did they tell you
where they left the key?

[Graham] Now, the MacTavishes
actually came over

from Ireland,
like a lot of the Highlanders,

and married into the Sween family.

That is why it's called Castle Sween.

[Sam]
Can I say something, mate?

- Yeah.
- You-you made it sound like

it's gonna be this incredible
old castle...

- [Graham] It is!
- Centuries old.

- [Sam] It's a caravan park.
- Don't look at the caravan!

- Look at the castle!
- [Sam] It's-it's quite possibly

a whole community of caravans,

- if not a whole metropolis.
- They're probably

all MacTavishes
that live in those caravans.

MacTavishes cannae afford
to fix a castle,

- but they'll get a caravan.
- They're working on it, okay?

[Sam] It is a very nice
caravan park, I have to say.

Ah. Well, there you are.

How does it feel being home?

[Graham] I'm not gonna lie.
It's an emotional moment.

[Sam] Mm.

[Sam] Morning.

Are you a MacTavish?

- [person] No.
- [Graham] That wasn't

- really a moment, was it?
- I-it's a nice castle...

for... well, for a ruin.

[Graham] The oldest castle
in Scotland.

[Sam, laughing]
I just didn't expect to see

- a caravan park.
- [quietly] Would you stop

going on about the caravan park?

- I mean, there's probably...
- Look at the castle!

Yes. The castle
is magnificent.

- [Sam] All right, moving on.
- Can't we walk around?

[Sam]
No time for that.

I've scheduled a visit
to the home of the Frasers.

[Graham]
Ah, yes, the Frasers,

the fictional character you play.

[Sam] Yeah, well,
the very real Frasers

were a powerful clan,

despite their apparent
lack of caravans.

But we do have an impressive
castle near Beauly.

[Graham] They have
an impressive castle.

You're a fictional Fraser.

[light musical sting]

[Sam] We're here at Beaufort castle.

I was desperate to come here

- to talk about the Frasers.
- You were.

- You were.
- Obviously, I play Jamie Fraser

- in Outlander.
- [person] Mm-hmm.

So, when you actually
start to dig deeper

into Scotland, into the clans,

you realize it's not...
it is not a fantasy.

These are actually real families...

- Yes, indeed.
- ... we're talking about.

- They were a French family.
- Yes, yes.

That's where we have
the name Fraser...

[Sarah] Yes, yeah.

... comes
from strawberry, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, well,
we think it does.

And they've been in Great Britain

- for about 900 years.
- [Sam] Mm.

They arrived
with William the Conqueror.

- Ah!
- But then what happens

is they come up here, they marry,

they make alliances,

and they get into that argy-bargy

with local clans

where you're competing for territory

and you're competing for influence.

The primary virtue of clanship was

protection, defense.

They were protecting you
from predatory neighbors,

of which there were bound to be loads,

and in a symbolic sense,

- you were- you were building up
your identity as Clan Fraser.
- [Sam] Right.

Until you become a powerful
clan, like- like they did,

and you build, you know,
premises like Beaufort Castle.

When was it first established?

[Sarah] There's been a castle
on that footprint or close by

for about 700 years.

But this was built

in the early Victorian period.

[Sam] So the British
burn down Beaufort Castle,

and the Frasers rebuild it
stronger and better than ever.

What a clan.

[Graham] Who were
their principal rivals?

- The MacKenzies...
- Mm!

- ... just north of here.
- Aye, that's me.

Yes, it is, of course.
Dougal. Dougal.

The war chief.

Yeah, and the Atholl Murrays...

Ah!

... going down
towards Perthshire.

- Yes!
- And they are

in the period of...
in the period of you two,

of Jamie... you as Jamie
and you as Dougal...

they are in a power grab.

- Parasitical.
- Yeah.

They just sort of take over
and then suck the clan dry

- and then here we are.
- [Sam] Wait...

They do... effectively.

- Sorry.
- What?

Par... you're calling them
a parasite.

No, I'm not talking about the Frasers.

- Not us.
- [Graham] Not the Frasers.

Steady. I know
your- your fictional self

is getting very upset here.

No, I just want to be fair here.

It's... it's... y-you aren't...

[whispering]
... actually a Fraser.

Just have to break that to you gently.

- Okay.
- I'm not?

Moving on.

You could become a balomeel Fraser

if you swear eternal allegiance.

- Oh, really?
- Yes.

- And maybe pay a small fee.
- [Sam] Ah.

- It's a bad idea.
- That's what I like

about the Frasers.

Did they get on with
the MacTavishes, or...

- Well...
- Well, we were miles away.

- We were miles away.
- [Sam] Constantly reminded.

[Graham] The MacTavishes
got along with everybody.

No, they didn't.
I have to mention.

Look how wonderful, glorious
the grounds are here.

- [Sarah] Yeah.
- As far as the eye can see,

we have this beautiful castle.

And the MacTavishes
have a caravan park.

Oh, do they?
A whole one or just one van?

You see-you see, you try and
like someone...

No. You didn't turn
your back on him, did ya?

Yeah, but you can tell
that I'm only...

I'm not fully turning my back on him.

- Keep one eye. [chuckles]
- No.

[Graham] Well, amazing...
we managed to

not reignite any clan feuds.

I think we should treat ourselves

to a very nice dinner.

[Sam] Great, yeah.
We can use my castle.

[Graham]
It's not your castle.

[light music]

[Graham] You were saying?

It's been a great journey.

We've learned about, you know,

the-the different clan feuds
that we've-we've touched upon

with the MacGregors and the MacLeods,

the MacDonalds and the Campbells,

and-and it just goes around and around

and around and around.

It's as interwoven as this tartan.

It-it basically shaped the land.

It's as interwoven as the
tartan. I love it.

Have you been storing that one up?

No, I think it's the whisky.
It's, uh... pretty strong.

And I've seen the family seat...

- Sween Castle.
- You have.

And I've been to the Frasers'.

- Here's to long memories...
- [glasses clink]

... and friendship.

[glasses clink]

[light music]

[Sam]
This is a feast

much like the Camerons and the
Maclntoshes had I beleive.

I believe that one or other

invited the other clan to dinner

in order to um, put to bed

a feud that they had.

So they're sharing food and drink,

and they were having a nice time.

They're all having a nice time,

and then there's the knife,
and then boom.

Oh, so they got stabbed...

It didn't work out the way
that they expected.

- Good.
- Which I believe is somewhat

of the inspiration for
a rather famous episode of, uh,

- Game of Thrones.
- Game of what?

- Thrones.
- Never heard of it.

[light playful music]

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