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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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So what number
are you on now?
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Seven.
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Wow. That's good.
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Seven's good;
you said going to a party
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would put you on a nine
for anxiety.
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It's quite a strong seven.
[chuckles]
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Well, it's still good.
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Have you done your breathing?
Yeah.
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Brilliant.
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Well, you've only got to stay
for about half an hour
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if you want.
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Okay. Thanks, Dad.
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[apprehensive music]
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♪ ♪
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Ava:
Mum!
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Just getting ready.
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Ava: Can you help me
with my history homework?
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Well, unless
it's about the history
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of Brookside characters
from 1992 to 1997,
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I'm afraid I've got
nothing for you, sweetie.
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It's about the Falklands War.
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Ah, I said
that I was getting ready,
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so can you please just give me
a fucking moment?
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Go get my phone
from my bag, Ava.
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An exboyfriend of mine
was part of the task force.
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Catering, below deck,
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but he would've heard
the majority of it.
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Thanks, Granny.
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You really need to tell Paul.
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Ally:
Paul?
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Paul.
Come here, mate.
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Oi, behave yourself, or there's
no ice cream till you're 15.
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Actually, that's a bit harsh.
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Paul, I need to tell you
something important.
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Oh?
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I'm pregnant.
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Wow.
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Why are you pulling
that face?
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What face?
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This is literally
what my face does.
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What face am I
supposed to pull?
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Oh, I don't know, happy?
Neutral?
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Anything other than that
horrible, sour fucking grimace.
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No, it'sit's just a shock,
that's all.
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And I thought we'd agreed.
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Agragreed what?
What did we agree?
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That we wouldn't have
another one just yet.
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Well, I'm sorry
it's such shit news.
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Ally: I'll go and have
an abortion, shall I?
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What's Vera Drake's number?
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I'm sorry. I'm so
I'm just taking it in.
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Luke nearly broke me.
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Right, he's still breaking me.
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I do love you, mate,
but you know it's true.
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I've got a baby in me,
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and do you know
what it feels like
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to have you act like
that's the worst news ever?
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No. Honestly.
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Ally.
No.
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Hon...
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I hope you realize
you're paying for this.
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♪ ♪
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Is this Leo's house, then?
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Yeah, that's it.
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It's nice.
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Bit showy.
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So what do his parents do
for a living?
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His mum's a teacher,
and his dad's a potter.
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A potter?
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Mmm, he makes pots. Clay.
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Like the ones Mum likes.
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You know,
brown and a bit wonky.
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He used to be in banking.
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Oh, for f
Right. Say no more.
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I'm not jealous.
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It's a nice house,
that's all.
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A potter. Um...
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Right, I'll be at the end
of the phone
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if you need me
to come and get you.
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I'll try and stay
till the end,
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and then Leo's dad
can give me a lift.
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Oh, all right, well, I'll
listen out for the helicopter.
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[muffled music thumping]
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♪ ♪
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What do you reckon, mate?
Give it a go?
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Luke,
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be yourself.
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If you need to,
you can go into the garden
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and do your breathing.
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Okay. See you later.
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Yep.
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[sighs]
You poor sod.
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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Hmm, what pizza
are you having?
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Pbbt, Pepperoni Hot, baby.
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Same pizza choice since 1989.
What about you?
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I'm going bespoke.
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Toppings from all over
the place.
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Jazz pizza.
More of this, hold that.
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They're gonna hate me.
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Can I get you guys
anything to drink?
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Um, yeah, I'll have
a pint of Peroni.
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Just a fizzy water, thanks.
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So you're pregnant.
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What?
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Never been out
for a meal with you
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where you haven't had wine
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unless you were pregnant
or breastfeeding.
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Really?
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It has literally
never happened.
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I've also picked up
on some other clues
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you being mental, for a start.
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Listen, this is our first
date night out in months.
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Yeah.
And we've got, what,
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three hours before Mum finishes
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her third bottle
and then falls asleep
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with the deadlock on,
so there is a hard deadline.
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Yeah, but
fucking hell, hon...
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a baby.
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I mean, a
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a baby, that is
a very big deal.
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Yeah, no, I know, and I know
we need to get into this,
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but before that,
if at all possible,
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I would love to order
a really complicated pizza
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and then eat the whole thing
very, very quickly
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whilst we bitch about people
we pretend to like.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Are we ready to order?
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Yes, uh,
this could get complicated,
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so you might want to get a pen.
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And a slide rule.
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Right, margherita base,
extra basil.
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server: Right.
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Then capers, anchovies,
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black olives, smoked garlic,
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red peppers, green peppers,
yellow peppers.
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server: I'll just put peppers.
Mushrooms...
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♪ ♪
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[indistinct dialogue over TV]
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[door slams]
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Hi, Mum.
Is everything all right?
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I wasn't asleep.
Clearly.
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Leah: How was the restaurant?
It was fine.
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Did you tell him
you're pregnant?
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Yes, but what if I hadn't?
Fucking hell, Mum.
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Right, so suddenly
I'm the bad guy.
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Yes, you are.
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Hormones.
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She doesn't know
what she's saying.
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Think she might do.
Leah: Headlines.
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Luke looked quite grim when
he got back from his party,
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and Ava seems a bit off.
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Hmm.
Leah: How are you doing?
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How are you feeling
about the baby?
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Not sure.
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Between you, me,
and the garden gate,
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I have four friends
who had three children.
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Two of them didn't see 60.
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Terrific.
Just a word to the wise.
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Three is the tragic number.
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[siren wailing]
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[sighs]
I've just been feeling,
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like, weird as balls.
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Just, like, really odd.
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The whole thing is just daft.
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You're definitely sure
you're pregnant?
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Yes, I've been collecting
pregnancy tests
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like they're fucking Pokémon.
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Andand this one,
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is itis it making you feel
the same kind of weird
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as Luke and Ava did, or...
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I mean, I can't remember.
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The whole thing isis weird,
isn't it?
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I mean, growing a human
inside you is nuts.
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I do know that Ava made me go
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the most mental
when she was born.
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Just, like, this tiny vampire
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sucking my life out
through my tits.
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Ah.
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I know. It was tough.
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I mean, of course,
I don't have tits,
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so I can't
fully appreciate your
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Well...
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What's that me
you think I've got tits?
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It justit happens to men
in their 40s.
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[imitating Paul]
Oh. Look at these.
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I've suddenly got some tits.
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[whispering] Fuck you.
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[laughs]
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[urine splashing]
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[cell phone ringing]
Mm.
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Hello.
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Hi, yeah, this is Luke's dad.
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Paul.
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Oh, hello, Leo's mum.
Everything all right?
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No, I'm just
decanting a shiraz.
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[splashing continues]
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Yeah, no, Luke seemed fine.
Why?
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Oi, bell end.
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Leo's mum told me
that you were smoking
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in their gazebo.
What's a gazebo?
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I don't fucking know, do I?
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Were you smoking?
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No. Some of the others were.
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I went into the garden
'cause I had a bit
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of a panic attack
and needed some air.
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But I didn't go
in the gazebo thing,
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and I didn't smoke.
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Really?
Really!
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I swear to Christ, mate,
you telling me the truth?
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Yes.
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All right. Good.
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I believe you.
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Thank you.
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Paul: I'm sorry you had
a panic attack.
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That must've been rough.
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It was. Thanks.
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Did I make you
lose your game?
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It's all right.
It's not that sort of a game.
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All right.
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You should turn it off anyway.
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Go to sleep, please.
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[apprehensive music]
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♪ ♪
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I'm having doubts.
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Baby doubts?
Yeah.
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I mean, not as in small doubts,
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as in doubts about the baby.
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I'm
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I'm not sure
if I want this baby.
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Okay.
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That is a perfectly reasonable
thing to think.
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I just, uh
I just don't know.
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Well, if you were
a pendulum, right?
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Mmhmm.
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With "sure" and "not sure"
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either side of you,
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what angle would you be at
right now?
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Umsorry, where are you
measuring the angle from?
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The middle.
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And which way
is the pendulum going?
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Either way.
That'sthat's the point.
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You're the pendulum.
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Right, so if I say
"30 degrees,"
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is that 30 degrees
towards the side
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that I'm in favor of
or towards the other side?
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No, it's towards the
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you're making this
unnecessarily complicated.
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No, you are.
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You haven't explained
any of the essential...
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Okay. Fine. Shh, shh.
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It's all right. It's all right.
Components.
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It's fine.
It's not a problem.
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It was a bad idea.
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Don't worry, it's fine.
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[sighs]
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20 degrees.
Right, which way?
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I don't know.
Fuck's sake, that's
263
00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:40,069
That way.
264
00:09:40,103 --> 00:09:41,238
No.
What way was that?
265
00:09:41,272 --> 00:09:42,274
I don't know.
266
00:09:42,307 --> 00:09:43,610
Fuck me ragged.
267
00:09:48,687 --> 00:09:50,156
[inquisitive music]
268
00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:54,599
♪ ♪
269
00:09:54,632 --> 00:09:56,035
Hi.
270
00:09:56,068 --> 00:09:57,003
Hi, Mum.
271
00:09:57,037 --> 00:09:58,106
Aw.
272
00:09:59,909 --> 00:10:02,748
You were such a cute
little baby fatso.
273
00:10:02,782 --> 00:10:04,184
We used to call you
Kenny Podgers.
274
00:10:04,218 --> 00:10:05,153
[chuckles]
275
00:10:08,694 --> 00:10:10,798
You okay, Avacado?
276
00:10:10,831 --> 00:10:12,134
Yeah.
277
00:10:13,136 --> 00:10:14,906
Ally
: I've been a bit of a dick
278
00:10:14,939 --> 00:10:17,177
I'm so sorry.
279
00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:19,214
Do you wanna do something fun,
you and me?
280
00:10:19,248 --> 00:10:21,051
Like what?
281
00:10:21,085 --> 00:10:23,991
[indistinct chatter]
282
00:10:25,293 --> 00:10:27,397
[gasps]
Wow! A tent bunk.
283
00:10:27,430 --> 00:10:29,669
I'd have loved one of these
at your age.
284
00:10:29,702 --> 00:10:31,172
Bit of a dust trap.
285
00:10:31,205 --> 00:10:33,342
Ah, no, it'd be so cool
in your room.
286
00:10:33,376 --> 00:10:36,348
Right, I'm going up.
You just keep watch.
287
00:10:36,382 --> 00:10:38,052
So graceful.
288
00:10:40,323 --> 00:10:43,062
Ah. Come on up.
It's lovely.
289
00:10:43,095 --> 00:10:44,198
It's like camping,
but it's nice.
290
00:10:46,202 --> 00:10:47,237
Come on.
291
00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:48,372
Hey, if you have a sleepover,
292
00:10:48,406 --> 00:10:49,709
your friend can go underneath,
293
00:10:49,742 --> 00:10:53,182
or they can snuggle up in here.
294
00:10:53,216 --> 00:10:54,986
Sorry.
295
00:10:55,019 --> 00:10:56,388
What, love?
296
00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,694
Sorry I hurt you
when I was born.
297
00:10:58,727 --> 00:10:59,696
I heard you and Dad.
298
00:10:59,729 --> 00:11:02,100
When? Oh, my God.
299
00:11:02,133 --> 00:11:04,204
I made you mental
and sucked the life out of you.
300
00:11:04,238 --> 00:11:06,242
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You didn't.
301
00:11:06,275 --> 00:11:07,945
Oh, my sweet thing.
302
00:11:07,979 --> 00:11:10,684
I didn't want you
to hear any of that.
303
00:11:10,718 --> 00:11:12,320
You were really sad
when I was born.
304
00:11:12,354 --> 00:11:14,324
Oh...God,
I can't stand you thinking
305
00:11:14,358 --> 00:11:15,460
that you ever made me sad,
no.
306
00:11:15,494 --> 00:11:16,462
woman: This bed,
it's got a tent.
307
00:11:16,496 --> 00:11:17,965
Not now!
308
00:11:17,999 --> 00:11:19,869
Ava, look at me.
309
00:11:19,903 --> 00:11:22,207
It wasn't you, ever,
310
00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,712
and it was only
for a little while.
311
00:11:24,746 --> 00:11:26,415
Look, most new mums,
312
00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:28,720
they can get a bit wobbly,
313
00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,423
but they just
they just don't admit it.
314
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:33,196
It doesn't mean that they
don't love their babies.
315
00:11:34,298 --> 00:11:35,868
I loved you.
316
00:11:35,901 --> 00:11:37,972
I love you, okay?
317
00:11:44,184 --> 00:11:45,854
I'm worried
about the new baby.
318
00:11:45,888 --> 00:11:47,123
What? Oh.
319
00:11:47,157 --> 00:11:48,961
Oh, right. Ah, shit.
320
00:11:48,994 --> 00:11:50,096
Listen, we would have told you.
321
00:11:50,129 --> 00:11:52,033
It's just, it's
it's so early,
322
00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:54,037
but please don't worry.
323
00:11:54,071 --> 00:11:56,175
We're still gonna love
you and Luke just the same.
324
00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:58,379
No, I'm worried
'cause you're an older mum.
325
00:11:58,412 --> 00:11:59,849
So many things could go wrong
326
00:11:59,882 --> 00:12:01,252
with you and the baby.
Oh.
327
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,289
Well, Grace's mum had a baby
when she was 39,
328
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,026
so a lot younger than you.
Right.
329
00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:06,763
And the doctor said
there was an increased risk
330
00:12:06,796 --> 00:12:09,001
of complications:
high blood pressure,
331
00:12:09,034 --> 00:12:11,171
miscarriage, stillbirth,
332
00:12:11,205 --> 00:12:12,508
even you dying.
333
00:12:12,541 --> 00:12:14,244
It's really dangerous
being a geriatric mum.
334
00:12:14,278 --> 00:12:15,781
Geriatric?
335
00:12:15,814 --> 00:12:17,417
Yeah, that's what
they called Grace's mum.
336
00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:19,388
If you're over 35,
you're geriatric.
337
00:12:19,421 --> 00:12:21,425
Jesus.
This is all a bit mad.
338
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:24,131
It is a bit mad.
Ally: Yes, itit is,
339
00:12:24,164 --> 00:12:26,268
but I promise I will
look after myself, okay?
340
00:12:26,302 --> 00:12:28,774
No booze, no cigarettes.
341
00:12:28,807 --> 00:12:32,815
I will eat kale and quinoa
and that horrible yogurt
342
00:12:32,848 --> 00:12:34,484
and all that
Gwyneth Paltrow shit,
343
00:12:34,519 --> 00:12:38,125
and I will drink
all of the water, all right?
344
00:12:38,159 --> 00:12:39,428
[chuckles]
I love you.
345
00:12:42,935 --> 00:12:44,271
Do you want to use
one of my baby names?
346
00:12:44,304 --> 00:12:46,442
You have names
for your babies?
347
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:49,448
Yep.
Taylor, Jaguar, Jo, Meg,
348
00:12:49,481 --> 00:12:52,220
Beth, Amy, Saoirse,
Serenity, and Salem.
349
00:12:52,253 --> 00:12:54,826
Aw, baby Jaguar.
350
00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:56,061
Actually,
you can't have that one.
351
00:12:56,095 --> 00:12:57,364
That's my favorite.
352
00:12:57,397 --> 00:12:59,334
Okay. You're my favorite.
353
00:12:59,368 --> 00:13:02,040
But don't tell Luke
or baby Jaguar, all right?
354
00:13:04,411 --> 00:13:06,181
Come on.
[smooches]
355
00:13:06,215 --> 00:13:07,417
Everything's gonna be fine.
356
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,958
I promise.
357
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,930
[upbeat music]
358
00:13:13,964 --> 00:13:16,503
♪ ♪
359
00:13:16,536 --> 00:13:18,205
Paul: Cheers, can you stick
a battered sausage
360
00:13:18,239 --> 00:13:19,474
in there too, Nat?
361
00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:20,978
Will do, mate.
Thank you.
362
00:13:21,011 --> 00:13:22,247
Can I get a Fanta?
363
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,482
There's a new lot
in the fridge out the back.
364
00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:24,819
You can pop through
and fetch one, Luke.
365
00:13:24,852 --> 00:13:25,988
Cheers.
366
00:13:26,021 --> 00:13:27,490
What's the damage?
367
00:13:27,525 --> 00:13:30,864
£21.50.
Oh, fuck, is it cash only?
368
00:13:30,898 --> 00:13:32,233
Until the card
what'shisname is fixed, yeah.
369
00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:34,972
Sorry, Paul.
I'm a bit short. Uh...
370
00:13:35,006 --> 00:13:36,408
one second.
371
00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:38,012
Luke's a hoarder.
372
00:13:38,045 --> 00:13:40,183
He'll probably have some
shrapnel in here somewhere.
373
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:44,492
The fuck?
374
00:13:44,525 --> 00:13:46,261
That's a bit "EastEnders"
drums, innit?
375
00:13:46,295 --> 00:13:48,232
Yeah, just a bit.
376
00:13:49,569 --> 00:13:52,842
[apprehensive music]
377
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,514
♪ ♪
378
00:13:55,547 --> 00:13:57,117
What?
379
00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:58,553
It's the fucking lying
that gets me.
380
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,123
I know. I'm sorry.
381
00:14:00,156 --> 00:14:01,125
I believed you!
382
00:14:01,158 --> 00:14:02,895
I was sympathetic.
383
00:14:02,928 --> 00:14:05,033
Your anxiety,
your panic attack.
384
00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:06,903
I really did
have a panic attack.
385
00:14:06,936 --> 00:14:08,640
That's why I've been smoking.
It calms me down.
386
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,911
No, it doesn't;
it just calms the jitters
387
00:14:10,944 --> 00:14:12,447
you get
from nicotine withdrawal.
388
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,384
I know about this stuff.
389
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:16,321
Fucking hell, it'll kill you.
I know.
390
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,225
Your lungs
are still developing.
391
00:14:18,259 --> 00:14:20,864
Look, I'm sorry.
I'll stop smoking.
392
00:14:20,898 --> 00:14:23,369
I've only had, like,
15 cigarettes in total.
393
00:14:23,402 --> 00:14:26,175
How can you even afford them?
They cost a fortune.
394
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,112
I used the money
Granny Leah gave me.
395
00:14:28,145 --> 00:14:30,249
She gave you that to get
yourself something nice.
396
00:14:30,283 --> 00:14:31,452
Please don't tell her.
397
00:14:31,485 --> 00:14:33,322
I'll fucking do
as I like, mate.
398
00:14:33,355 --> 00:14:35,426
You're in no position
to tell me what to do.
399
00:14:36,462 --> 00:14:37,565
Fuck.
400
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:45,948
You haven't said that I smoke
and am therefore a hypocrite.
401
00:14:45,981 --> 00:14:47,217
No, I know.
402
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:48,587
I am a hypocrite.
I know it.
403
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:51,458
But I'd rather be a hypocrite
than a fucking liar.
404
00:14:51,493 --> 00:14:52,928
I'll tell you, mate,
if I ever catch you
405
00:14:52,962 --> 00:14:55,199
with cigarettes again,
there will be hell to pay.
406
00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:56,603
Got it?
Got it.
407
00:14:56,636 --> 00:14:57,905
Paul: Good.
408
00:15:09,227 --> 00:15:12,167
[apprehensive music]
409
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,173
♪ ♪
410
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,475
[Ava crying]
Please stop.
411
00:15:16,509 --> 00:15:18,179
Please stop crying.
412
00:15:20,183 --> 00:15:22,020
Please, you can't be hungry.
413
00:15:22,053 --> 00:15:24,659
You've already had
a bucketload.
414
00:15:24,692 --> 00:15:26,395
Please, Ava.
415
00:15:26,428 --> 00:15:28,165
I haven't got anything left.
416
00:15:28,199 --> 00:15:30,369
I'm not a fucking dairy farm.
417
00:15:31,573 --> 00:15:32,608
Fine.
418
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,211
Come on, then.
419
00:15:34,244 --> 00:15:35,213
[sighs]
420
00:15:35,246 --> 00:15:38,452
♪ ♪
421
00:15:38,486 --> 00:15:40,691
No?
[groans]
422
00:15:40,724 --> 00:15:43,095
Okay, so you're not hungry.
You're not wet.
423
00:15:43,129 --> 00:15:45,133
You're not windy.
You're not sleepy.
424
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,972
What the fuck
could you possibly want?
425
00:15:48,005 --> 00:15:50,343
[Ava quiets]
426
00:15:50,376 --> 00:15:51,613
[Ava giggling]
427
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,750
Oh.
428
00:15:53,783 --> 00:15:55,687
Oh, okay.
429
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,658
Hello, smiler.
430
00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,529
Hi.
431
00:15:59,562 --> 00:16:01,666
Sorry about that.
432
00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:03,402
Hello.
433
00:16:03,435 --> 00:16:05,306
[Ava squeals]
434
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,277
[intercom beeps]
435
00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:08,279
Ally.
Hi.
436
00:16:08,312 --> 00:16:09,414
Come in. Take a seat.
437
00:16:09,447 --> 00:16:10,617
I'll be with you
in just a minute.
438
00:16:12,387 --> 00:16:14,625
Ally: So I had my doubts
well, we both did
439
00:16:14,659 --> 00:16:17,731
um, but I thought and thought,
and yeah,
440
00:16:17,765 --> 00:16:21,205
I'm sure I wanna keep the baby.
441
00:16:21,238 --> 00:16:22,473
Right.
442
00:16:22,508 --> 00:16:24,745
You don't think I should
'cause of my age.
443
00:16:24,779 --> 00:16:27,317
Ally, I hate to be
the bearer of bad news,
444
00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:29,087
but you're not pregnant.
445
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,122
I am.
446
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,291
You're not.
447
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,095
I am pregnant.
[laughs]
448
00:16:36,368 --> 00:16:38,673
How amhow am I not pregnant?
449
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,309
I mean, Ihow?
450
00:16:40,343 --> 00:16:42,213
I've been so hormonal.
451
00:16:42,247 --> 00:16:44,519
That's because
your HCG level is high.
452
00:16:44,552 --> 00:16:47,023
HCG is, indeed,
a pregnancy hormone,
453
00:16:47,056 --> 00:16:49,160
but also, in the early stages
of menopause,
454
00:16:49,194 --> 00:16:50,597
your HCG can spike
455
00:16:50,631 --> 00:16:52,066
Early, sorry, what?
456
00:16:53,369 --> 00:16:55,439
Basically, the symptoms
of perimenopause
457
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:58,445
can be almost identical
to pregnancy.
458
00:16:58,479 --> 00:17:00,182
Menopause?
459
00:17:00,216 --> 00:17:01,686
Um...
[laughs]
460
00:17:01,719 --> 00:17:03,122
Hello!
461
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:05,459
Peri.
Not quite the menopause.
462
00:17:05,494 --> 00:17:08,132
Sorry, but do you know
how old I am?
463
00:17:08,165 --> 00:17:10,604
It's on here, yes.
464
00:17:10,637 --> 00:17:13,577
Well, so it's
it's just...
465
00:17:13,610 --> 00:17:14,812
menopause?
466
00:17:14,845 --> 00:17:17,450
It is early
but not that unusual.
467
00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:19,522
Have you been having
irregular periods?
468
00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:21,325
Anxiety?
469
00:17:21,358 --> 00:17:22,661
Yes, but
470
00:17:22,695 --> 00:17:25,567
Any hot flushes
or issues with memory?
471
00:17:25,601 --> 00:17:27,337
Fucking hell.
472
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:29,140
I thought that was just stress
and lack of sleep
473
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,512
and being pregnant.
474
00:17:31,546 --> 00:17:33,583
Dr. Kaur: Let me print you out
a fact sheet.
475
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:36,088
It's a lot to take in,
I do understand.
476
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,591
Yeah, going
from being pregnant
477
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,394
to being I don't know what,
um...
478
00:17:39,427 --> 00:17:40,296
Dr. Kaur:
Take some time to read.
479
00:17:40,329 --> 00:17:42,233
Barren.
480
00:17:42,267 --> 00:17:44,037
That's it. I'm barren.
481
00:17:44,505 --> 00:17:45,774
You coul
d still get pregnant.
482
00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:47,076
Could I?
Yes.
483
00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:48,445
It wouldn't be easy.
484
00:17:48,479 --> 00:17:50,082
It would most probably
need to be
485
00:17:50,116 --> 00:17:51,418
via assisted conception,
486
00:17:51,451 --> 00:17:52,721
IVF.
Right.
487
00:17:52,755 --> 00:17:54,257
But doesn't that
always mean twins?
488
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,295
Not necessarily.
489
00:17:56,328 --> 00:17:59,267
But you do get a lot of twins.
490
00:17:59,301 --> 00:18:01,706
Oh. Vaginal dryness.
491
00:18:05,346 --> 00:18:06,348
[door slams]
492
00:18:06,381 --> 00:18:08,352
Hi.
Hey.
493
00:18:08,385 --> 00:18:10,624
Ooh. Look at that.
494
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,226
Hey, guess
what I found today.
495
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:13,429
What?
496
00:18:13,462 --> 00:18:14,832
Packet of cigarettes
in Luke's bag.
497
00:18:14,865 --> 00:18:16,502
No way!
He said he wasn't smoking.
498
00:18:16,536 --> 00:18:17,738
He was lying.
499
00:18:17,771 --> 00:18:19,240
Turns out,
he's a really good liar,
500
00:18:19,274 --> 00:18:21,211
which is gonna make
the next few years interesting.
501
00:18:21,244 --> 00:18:22,815
Said they help him
with his panic attacks.
502
00:18:22,848 --> 00:18:25,119
Bollocks.
No, I know.
503
00:18:25,152 --> 00:18:26,656
How was your day?
504
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,125
[sighs]
505
00:18:28,158 --> 00:18:29,294
I'm not pregnant.
506
00:18:29,327 --> 00:18:31,699
Yeah, you are.
That's what I said.
507
00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:33,903
So thethe tests are wrong.
508
00:18:33,937 --> 00:18:35,607
Can thatcan that happen?
You did three.
509
00:18:35,641 --> 00:18:38,445
Yeah, well, it
it's a mad hormone thing.
510
00:18:38,479 --> 00:18:42,554
I'm not pregnant.
I am perimenopausal.
511
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,558
Don't say that sounds
like a '50s pop star.
512
00:18:44,592 --> 00:18:46,261
I wasn't.
513
00:18:46,295 --> 00:18:47,463
Sure.
514
00:18:49,902 --> 00:18:52,407
So how are we feeling
about that?
515
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,578
Um, well, it's a
516
00:18:54,612 --> 00:18:56,783
it's a relief, isn't it?
517
00:18:56,816 --> 00:18:58,820
Yes.
518
00:18:58,853 --> 00:19:00,524
Yes, it is a relief.
519
00:19:02,327 --> 00:19:03,329
Shall we?
520
00:19:03,362 --> 00:19:04,431
Not in your condition.
521
00:19:04,464 --> 00:19:05,600
What condition's that,
522
00:19:05,634 --> 00:19:06,869
being one of the fucking
Golden Girls?
523
00:19:06,903 --> 00:19:08,940
[upbeat music]
524
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,409
Wait up, Blanche.
525
00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:11,746
[laughs]
526
00:19:11,779 --> 00:19:15,453
♪ ♪
527
00:19:15,486 --> 00:19:17,190
You still got
that battered sausage?
528
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,526
I'll give you
a battered sausage.
529
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,495
[laughs]
530
00:19:21,532 --> 00:19:24,638
Oh, you absolute
fucking genius.
531
00:19:24,672 --> 00:19:25,674
Mmm, mmm.
Hiya, Mum.
532
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:28,479
Everything all right?
533
00:19:28,513 --> 00:19:30,517
Yeah, yeah. All good.
534
00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:32,320
Dad told me about you smoking
535
00:19:32,353 --> 00:19:34,424
and you lying about smoking.
Luke: Yeah.
536
00:19:34,457 --> 00:19:36,963
I'm really sorry for lying
and smoking.
537
00:19:36,996 --> 00:19:39,802
I'll stop. Smoking's dumb.
Ally: So dumb.
538
00:19:39,835 --> 00:19:41,271
You've got
your breathing exercises
539
00:19:41,304 --> 00:19:42,708
to help with your anxiety,
540
00:19:42,741 --> 00:19:45,479
your mindfulness tips,
your onetoten scale.
541
00:19:45,514 --> 00:19:47,985
Nicotine is a stimulant.
It doesn't calm you down.
542
00:19:48,018 --> 00:19:49,822
Paul: Yeah, everyone
experiments, Luke,
543
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,526
but, you know,
don't go any further.
544
00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:52,961
I'm addicted.
I can't give up.
545
00:19:52,995 --> 00:19:54,799
Although I can just enjoy
the odd one now and again.
546
00:19:54,832 --> 00:19:56,936
That's really bad advice.
Yeah, sorry.
547
00:19:56,969 --> 00:19:58,540
Do you want some tea?
548
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,376
Yeah, please.
Yeah, all right. Thanks.
549
00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:01,311
Paul: Thanks, man.
550
00:20:05,319 --> 00:20:06,455
What are we gonna do
with him?
551
00:20:06,488 --> 00:20:07,691
Mm.
552
00:20:09,495 --> 00:20:12,400
So our fictional baby,
553
00:20:12,433 --> 00:20:15,406
would she or he have been a mix
554
00:20:15,439 --> 00:20:16,943
of Luke and Ava, do you think,
555
00:20:16,976 --> 00:20:19,247
or someone totally new?
556
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,853
New but with bits of them,
probably.
557
00:20:21,886 --> 00:20:23,489
Mm.
558
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,292
And maybe different bits
of us, better bits.
559
00:20:25,326 --> 00:20:26,496
Paul: Yeah.
560
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,533
[melancholy music]
561
00:20:28,566 --> 00:20:30,704
It'sit's a relief, innit,
562
00:20:30,737 --> 00:20:34,545
not having to deal
with all the newbaby madness?
563
00:20:34,578 --> 00:20:36,949
Yeah. It's sad too.
564
00:20:36,983 --> 00:20:38,620
Paul:
Oh, yeah. [chuckles]
565
00:20:38,653 --> 00:20:40,690
It is sad.
566
00:20:40,724 --> 00:20:42,694
I'm sad about it.
567
00:20:42,728 --> 00:20:45,366
I am sad about it.
568
00:20:45,399 --> 00:20:49,508
♪ ♪
569
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:50,610
If you were a pendulum
570
00:20:50,644 --> 00:20:53,315
Fuck off.
[chuckles]
571
00:20:53,348 --> 00:21:00,262
♪ ♪
572
00:21:00,312 --> 00:21:04,862
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