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[Roxette's "The Look" plays]
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BOW: In 1986, there was nothing
bigger than spending money.
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We even had TV shows about it.
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And no one liked spending money
more than my granddad.
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You're misinterpreting
what "enough" means.
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Enough is too much,
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- so let's have too much, okay?
- [Telephone rings]
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Hang on a second.
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The man could not go ten seconds
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without mentioning his Ferrari.
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El Ferrari. Un Ferrari.
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I'm Filipino, sir.
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I'm Harrison. I have a Ferrari.
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I have a Ferrari.
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You'd better hope
I don't see you at the valet,
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or I will run you over with my Ferrari.
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But my parents went the other way.
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That's right. Material
things are just things.
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They didn't care about money at all.
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They even made it our family motto.
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What do we value?
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TOGETHER: People over things.
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Yes, it's about people over things.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You know what I'm over?
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This conversation.
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I can hear you.
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My parents never bought
anything they didn't need.
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Until one day, my mom bought...
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♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
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- Oh...
- ♪ She's got the look ♪
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Oh, God, I love it.
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I want to hug it.
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Is it weird that I want to hug it?
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No, girl. Go on
and hug your new Louis bag!
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- It's only weird if you kiss it.
- [Laughs]
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I still can't believe
you talked me into buying this.
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I can convince anyone to do anything.
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At Pan Am, I convinced a nun
her bag wasn't lost,
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- it was just waiting on her in heaven.
- [Laughs]
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Besides, you deserve to treat
yourself for once.
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Plus, you can afford it.
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You a partner. Act like one.
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Amen to that.
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Did he just use that correctly?
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What? I practically live here.
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I pick up a few things.
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And Dee-Dee's right.
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You gotta look the part.
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Speaking of, can you start parking
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your hoopty three blocks away?
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What? I picked that up, too.
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Oh, hey.
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Hey, babe.
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I bought myself a little gift.
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It was a touch expensive,
so don't freak out.
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How expensive?
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Don't freak out.
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I'm not freaking out.
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[Laughing] Ok-Okay.
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$150.
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See?
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I'm not freaking out.
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Oh, my... That is
an insane amount of money!
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Okay, I'm freaking out.
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Doesn't seem like that much to me,
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but I'm still interested
in where this fight goes.
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- Yeah.
- [Scoffs]
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♪ In the mix ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, they keep trying ♪
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♪ But they can't stop us ♪
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♪ 'Cause we got a love ♪
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♪ That keeps rising up ♪
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♪ In the mix ♪
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♪ Life turns around ♪
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♪ 'Round and 'round it goes ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up world ♪
♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up ♪
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♪ And that's for sure ♪
♪ Mixed-up ♪
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♪ In the mix ♪
♪ Baby ♪
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♪ We're gonna get by ♪
♪ We're gonna ♪
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♪ On our own, side by side ♪
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♪ Love's all we need to be free ♪
♪ Lo-o-o-ve is all ♪
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♪ I got you, you got me ♪
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♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪
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♪ I-I-In the mix ♪
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♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪
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♪ I-I-In the mix-ish ♪
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$150?!
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Breathe.
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I'm sorry, I-I'm... I'm a...
I'm a little thrown,
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because we never spend money like this.
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It shows. I love what you
haven't done with the place.
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Baby, baby, we value people over...
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Things. I know.
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But honestly, there are
some people I like
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less than this thing.
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O-Okay, but... but... I mean,
y-you don't need a new bag.
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Yes, she does.
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This does not say "partner."
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It says, "I'm really a bucket."
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It works just fine.
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Yeah, if you want to mop up
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- a gas station bathroom.
- [Laughs]
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Or if you want to make spare
change by drumming on it.
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You gotta get with the times, son.
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Hippies and caring about wars are out.
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Yuppies and status symbols are in.
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Without money, Hugh Hefner is
just some pervert in a robe.
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Yeah, see? This is exactly
what I don't want us to become.
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Oh, don't worry about that, son.
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You could never become Hef.
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Don't you kiss that bag.
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PAUL: Ugh, my dad.
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Everything is about money with him.
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I know, but don't worry.
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I'm still the cool hippie chick.
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Whoa!
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Are we millionaires?
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Hey, if Mom gets nice stuff,
we should, too.
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Can I get a JanSport backpack?
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All the cool kids have one.
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Mallory's so cool, she even has two.
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Her parents are divorced and compete
for her affection, but still!
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And can I get leather pants
like Eddie Murphy?
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I want caviar.
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I don't know what it is, I just want it.
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Oh, s... Yes, kids. Absolutely.
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Those are all things
you definitely need.
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Don't you think, babe?
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And while we're at it,
why don't we get you
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a chauffeur to drive you to school?
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And maybe we should get them robots
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that can play catch with them.
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Wait, there's robots
that can play catch?!
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- I want that.
- Okay, you made your point.
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Kids, we don't want you
obsessing over material things.
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[Sighs] I'm...
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I don't know what I was thinking.
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It was an impulse buy.
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So...
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I'll return it.
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[Sniffs] Ciao, my love.
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Thank you, my love.
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- [Sighs]
- [Footsteps approaching]
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Dee-Dee, where you going?
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Oh, compost bin.
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Trust me.
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But my w... my wallet.
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My money.
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- She already took it out.
- Yeah.
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- [Electronic beeping]
- I mean, what do I do, buddy?
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I-I just feel like, all of a sudden,
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all my family cares about is stuff.
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I hear you, Pauls-to-the-Wall.
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It's so crazy that people think
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- money can buy you happiness.
- Oh.
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It's like, "Hey, buddy,
a new arcade game's
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not gonna make you forget
you're all alone in this world"!
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[Chuckles]
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Or some other example.
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That just popped in my head
for no reason.
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I-I-I just don't want anything
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to change who my kids are, you know?
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I wouldn't worry about it,
Parnold Schwarzenegger.
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We have great kids. I mean,
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look how sweet they are,
all playing together.
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How ya guys doing?
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Would be a lot better if you got me
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a video game that didn't suck.
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I'm bored!
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- Not me!
- My turn!
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- Kids...
- Mine!
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- Just...
- Mine!
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The screaming means they're having fun.
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- It's my turn!
- I'm older!
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Maybe Dad was right to be
worried about us.
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Even I couldn't stop thinking
about a better backpack.
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I want a JanSport so bad.
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But when I asked my parents for one,
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they said I shouldn't
even care about brands.
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Ugh, your parents are the worst.
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We should curse them
with a witch's spell.
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I've been practicing.
My powers are getting stronger.
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Yeah, your parents are wrong.
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Everything you own should have
a label printed on it.
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REBECCA: Yeah, brands are a big deal.
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It's how I know my dad's girlfriend
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is cooler than my mom,
so I know to love her more now.
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Yeah, no one ever says,
"Ooh, I love that.
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Is that the generic version
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of something people would
actually wear?"
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I heard, at Mallory's sleepovers,
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you have to have one, or you
can't even walk in the door.
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You have to get your parents
to buy you one.
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Ooh, I-I bet a hex
could change their minds!
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You know what? I'll just explain to them
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that it's about so much more
than a backpack.
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I-It's about a sense of
belonging, fitting in.
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This is my chance to finally be cool.
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Well, let's not get crazy.
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I feel like no one is
hearing me on the witch thing.
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[Laughs awkwardly] Uh...
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Turns out, I wasn't the only
one obsessing over a bag.
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Why are you hiding your bag
under my desk
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like it's a bottle of tequila?
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People drink openly here.
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I just ran out of time this morning.
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[Sighs]
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I'm gonna return it after lunch.
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Okay, fine, but technically,
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you still have custody of it
for the next couple of hours.
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Why don't you have a little fun with it?
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I mean, I've worn things all
weekend before returning them.
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- Hmm.
- Why don't you take it for a little stroll?
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Nice bag.
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Oh! [Laughs]
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♪♪
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- Let me explain.
- Hey!
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Everyone likes nice things,
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but when those things
make people look at you
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like they never have before...
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- WOMAN: Wow!
- ...you want to feel that feeling forever.
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Ooh!
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♪♪
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Feels pretty good, right?
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All the praise? The hint of jealousy?
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That's the power of the status symbol.
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I'm telling you, that purse
is good for your career.
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I have to admit, the attention
does feel nice.
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Because it says you belong at the top...
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the upper echelon.
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It says that you can run
with the big dogs.
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It's a damn shame
you need to take it back.
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[Sighs] What do I do?
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I told Paul I'd return it.
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You can't tell me it didn't
feel good to finally be seen.
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How many times have we complained
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about being invisible in this office?
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The other day, Bradley
did put his cup down on me.
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Exactly. That bag's like
wearing a neon shirt
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when you're jogging, except for
Black women in the workplace.
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That's it.
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I can tell Paul I need to keep
it because of Black stuff.
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Yeah. [Laughs]
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I'm not returning it.
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End of story.
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- No turning back now.
- Okay.
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Ooh, girl, you left the tag on.
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- Oh.
- So tacky.
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- Act like you've been there.
- Okay!
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- Eyy!
- [Laughs]
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Oop!
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[Laughs]
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I'll keep this for me.
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What are you doing?
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Looking for a hiding spot for your bag.
256
00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,584
No, I'm just gonna tell Paul
why I need to keep it.
257
00:09:10,909 --> 00:09:12,644
You know, Black stuff.
258
00:09:12,711 --> 00:09:13,636
Seriously?
259
00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,038
He's just gonna make you feel guilty
260
00:09:15,104 --> 00:09:17,574
and say you're being a bad
example for your kids.
261
00:09:18,082 --> 00:09:19,808
I hate it when he plays the "kids" card.
262
00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:20,844
- [Door opens]
- You're right.
263
00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:22,764
PAUL: Hey, babe. Are you home?
264
00:09:24,527 --> 00:09:25,398
- Hi.
- Hi.
265
00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,399
How was your day?
266
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,201
Also, tiny heads-up...
267
00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,103
- Dee, this includes you.
- Huh? Yes.
268
00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,405
I told Johan and Santi
they can't buy anything new
269
00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,757
for a year, but I'm open to forever.
270
00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:36,116
Don't you think that's a little harsh?
271
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:39,137
No, I just don't want them to be
caught up with having stuff.
272
00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,197
You know, like my dad is.
273
00:09:40,264 --> 00:09:43,191
I mean, he is so obsessed with...
274
00:09:43,691 --> 00:09:47,638
with... with showing off
his wealth and status.
275
00:09:47,704 --> 00:09:50,297
I mean, it's kind of gross.
276
00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:51,441
A total yuck-fest.
277
00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,310
So gross. Total yuck-fest.
278
00:09:53,377 --> 00:09:54,578
Status symbols, who needs 'em, right?
279
00:09:54,645 --> 00:09:56,345
I'm so glad we're not those people.
280
00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,948
So glad. [Chuckles]
281
00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:59,666
Not those people.
282
00:10:01,376 --> 00:10:03,053
- I need a beer.
- Mm-hmm.
283
00:10:03,111 --> 00:10:06,547
♪♪
284
00:10:06,623 --> 00:10:08,065
Excuse me.
285
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,459
Thank you.
286
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:10,460
- Dee?
- Huh?
287
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,595
Beer?
288
00:10:11,662 --> 00:10:12,996
Yes.
289
00:10:13,063 --> 00:10:15,405
So what do we do to keep them grounded?
290
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,234
Make them donate everything they own?
291
00:10:17,301 --> 00:10:18,769
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
292
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:21,527
I love that w-we're always
on the same page.
293
00:10:21,552 --> 00:10:23,621
Always. No secrets.
294
00:10:23,982 --> 00:10:26,416
I need to find a box
to fill for donations.
295
00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,418
Great. There are boxes in the garage.
296
00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,337
Definitely none in the microwave.
297
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,381
Be cool! You're gonna get us caught.
298
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,466
For a lawyer, you don't know
how to lie very well.
299
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,343
Remind me to never hire you.
300
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,612
RAINBOW: Mom?
301
00:10:37,996 --> 00:10:40,081
I thought you took that back.
302
00:10:40,749 --> 00:10:43,209
We did. I did.
303
00:10:43,418 --> 00:10:44,836
You're dreaming.
304
00:10:45,587 --> 00:10:47,105
Okay, fine.
305
00:10:47,478 --> 00:10:49,481
It's about more than just a bag.
306
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,441
You have to understand
the historical context.
307
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,019
For so long, no one has seen us...
308
00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,820
PAUL: Hey, babe,
I could only find one box.
309
00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:56,889
I think I donated the rest.
How's that for irony?
310
00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:59,859
Long story short,
it's important because we Black,
311
00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:00,951
and because you're also Black,
312
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,561
you need to help us lie to your daddy.
313
00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:03,329
Mm-hmm.
314
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,499
So I had a decision to make.
315
00:11:06,691 --> 00:11:08,250
I'll keep your secret...
316
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,876
if you get me the backpack I asked for.
317
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:10,945
Deal.
318
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:14,615
All right, let's clean some
closets and cleanse some souls!
319
00:11:14,682 --> 00:11:15,508
Can I get a "hallelujah?"
320
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:16,884
BOTH: Hallelujah!
321
00:11:16,951 --> 00:11:18,469
No souls in this closet.
322
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:21,513
[New Edition's "Candy Girl" plays]
323
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,824
My new backpack was awesome.
324
00:11:24,894 --> 00:11:26,627
♪ My girl's like candy, a candy treat ♪
325
00:11:26,694 --> 00:11:29,630
Sure, I had to hide it
from my dad and my siblings,
326
00:11:29,697 --> 00:11:31,466
so I could wear it in my room,
327
00:11:31,532 --> 00:11:34,026
but that didn't bring me down.
328
00:11:34,502 --> 00:11:36,637
Oh, hey, cool kids.
329
00:11:36,704 --> 00:11:37,905
Oh, this?
330
00:11:37,972 --> 00:11:39,107
It's a JanSport.
331
00:11:39,173 --> 00:11:41,742
Thank you for inviting me
to your sleepover.
332
00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:44,437
Of course you can check
my totally rad bag.
333
00:11:44,812 --> 00:11:46,189
Hey, George Michael.
334
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,816
Let's kiss in our matching backpacks.
335
00:11:50,184 --> 00:11:51,586
Ew, what are you doing to the mirror?
336
00:11:51,652 --> 00:11:52,820
[Music stops abruptly]
337
00:11:52,887 --> 00:11:54,655
And where'd you get that?
338
00:11:54,722 --> 00:11:56,115
Ooh!
339
00:11:56,574 --> 00:11:59,342
She probably stole money from my purse!
340
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,129
- What?
- My old purse.
341
00:12:01,195 --> 00:12:02,538
My only purse!
342
00:12:02,563 --> 00:12:04,532
I only have one purse. Hm.
343
00:12:04,866 --> 00:12:07,225
PAUL: Wow. First Johan and Santi,
344
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,685
- and now you.
- Mm.
345
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,103
I mean, you really care
about this stuff?
346
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,730
You have such a good head
on your shoulders.
347
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,106
And you're my favorite,
even though I say
348
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:13,945
I love you all the same.
349
00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:16,073
Dad, it's about more than just stuff.
350
00:12:16,098 --> 00:12:17,569
There's a historical context.
351
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,529
Right, Mom?
352
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,655
Didn't you say it was about
being seen or something?
353
00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,158
You know, Black stuff?
354
00:12:23,926 --> 00:12:24,744
[Stammering]
355
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,713
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
356
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:29,131
- Pulling the race card over a bag?
- Oh.
357
00:12:29,193 --> 00:12:30,607
[Scoffs] Oh.
358
00:12:30,654 --> 00:12:32,185
- That is low.
- That is low.
359
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,255
Rainbow. I'm sorry.
360
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,615
You're grounded forever. Maybe longer.
361
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,659
Longer!
362
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,803
[Whispering] Thank you
for taking the fall for this.
363
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,731
I will get you anything you want.
364
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:45,806
Yeah. You owe me big time.
365
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,224
I want a pair of Sperrys,
366
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,951
Barq's Root Beer-Flavored Lip Smackers,
367
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,811
and a red puffy vest
like Michael J. Fox has
368
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:51,978
in "Back to the Future."
369
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,089
Oh.
370
00:12:53,589 --> 00:12:55,049
Okay.
371
00:12:56,901 --> 00:13:00,362
After seeing me and my siblings
care about material things,
372
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:03,907
my dad called a family meeting
to get us back to our roots.
373
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,617
Thank you all for coming out today.
374
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,035
Uh, we're grounded.
375
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,703
This is our one hour of yard time.
376
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,080
Where'd you think we were gonna go?
377
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,567
Speaking of, I don't think
grounding you is the answer.
378
00:13:12,817 --> 00:13:14,318
Does that mean we're free to go?
379
00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:15,418
Depends.
380
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:16,987
I need you guys to promise me
381
00:13:17,054 --> 00:13:19,523
that you don't want material things.
382
00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:22,801
If we're being honest, I don't
think we can promise that.
383
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:23,870
Well...
384
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,830
good thing I have a Plan B.
385
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,007
Now, if you answer
my questions correctly,
386
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,609
you get to keep your stuff.
387
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:30,856
- Yay!
- Cool!
388
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,602
- Yay!
- But answer incorrectly...
389
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,088
...your stuff gets grilled.
390
00:13:34,365 --> 00:13:35,314
What?!
391
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,041
Uh, isn't this a bit extreme?
392
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,459
It's very, but worth it,
393
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,678
if it keeps our kids
down-to-earth, right?
394
00:13:40,845 --> 00:13:42,847
So, Johan, you're first.
395
00:13:43,014 --> 00:13:47,158
Do you like Alvin for who he is
or for his things?
396
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,820
Oh, I love his things.
397
00:13:48,887 --> 00:13:50,704
Wait, was that the wrong answer?
398
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:54,609
Son, you should want to play
with Alvin, not his toys.
399
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,084
Okay, Santi.
400
00:13:57,151 --> 00:13:58,519
You can do this.
401
00:13:58,577 --> 00:14:00,547
- Same question.
- SANTAMONICA: Oh.
402
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,717
And we're still not allowed
to lie, right?
403
00:14:02,783 --> 00:14:03,718
No.
404
00:14:03,784 --> 00:14:05,720
If he didn't have a Bigfoot Power Wheel,
405
00:14:05,786 --> 00:14:07,246
I wouldn't know his name.
406
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:12,268
Okay, Rainbow. Last up.
407
00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:13,435
Oh!
408
00:14:13,502 --> 00:14:16,005
Do you really care about this backpack?
409
00:14:16,071 --> 00:14:18,340
Yes, and I know that's the wrong answer,
410
00:14:18,407 --> 00:14:20,801
but please don't burn the one
thing that can make me cool.
411
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:26,636
Paul, I got that for her.
Rainbow did nothing wrong.
412
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,242
What do you mean, you got this for her?
413
00:14:28,309 --> 00:14:30,478
We... We... We both agreed
that this stuff is meaningless.
414
00:14:30,544 --> 00:14:33,714
It's not meaningless to me.
I just want to fit in.
415
00:14:33,781 --> 00:14:35,383
Can't I just have one thing
416
00:14:35,449 --> 00:14:36,817
that will make my life
a little bit easier?
417
00:14:36,884 --> 00:14:37,877
[Door opens]
418
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,189
You having a cookout
and didn't invite us?
419
00:14:40,248 --> 00:14:42,130
What are you cooking? Smells like tires.
420
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,757
Oh, we're cleansing our souls
421
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,153
to get rid
of stupid stuff we don't need.
422
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,011
Oh.
423
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,857
That's what an $150 fire looks like.
424
00:14:49,924 --> 00:14:51,891
Wait, you burned the bag?
425
00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:52,850
The bag?
426
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,710
I thought you returned the bag.
427
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,854
I almost did, but I kept it.
428
00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,391
- Dee-Dee talked me into it.
- Oh, that's low.
429
00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,385
Doing your own sister dirty like that?
430
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,395
I might need something big
to forgive you,
431
00:15:04,462 --> 00:15:07,631
like, I don't know,
a Louis Vuitton purse.
432
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,533
♪♪
433
00:15:12,315 --> 00:15:13,542
You lied to me.
434
00:15:13,592 --> 00:15:14,813
Technically, you didn't ask.
435
00:15:14,885 --> 00:15:16,787
But yes, I kept the bag.
436
00:15:16,854 --> 00:15:19,690
But in my defense,
I didn't think you'd find out.
437
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:22,519
When Rainbow caught me,
I bought her the backpack.
438
00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:24,755
You brought our innocent
daughter into this?
439
00:15:24,822 --> 00:15:26,156
She's not so innocent.
440
00:15:26,223 --> 00:15:28,325
That girl extorted your wife
for boat shoes
441
00:15:28,392 --> 00:15:30,279
and ChapStick
that tastes like cough drops.
442
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,514
- So proud of you, Rainbow.
- Thanks.
443
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,684
All of this over a bag?
444
00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:37,143
I also bought a matching scarf and belt.
445
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,078
You've got to be kidding me.
446
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,380
I had to complete the look.
447
00:15:39,446 --> 00:15:40,447
Ah. Can't argue with that.
448
00:15:40,514 --> 00:15:42,982
How am I the only one in this family
that isn't latched
449
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,052
to the poisonous teat of commercialism?
450
00:15:46,954 --> 00:15:48,389
Oh. Oh.
451
00:15:48,722 --> 00:15:51,726
Wait. This is all your stuff.
452
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,660
You're the biggest consumer of us all.
453
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,795
Oh, no.
454
00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:56,998
DENISE: Whoo-hoo!
I'm so glad I stuck around.
455
00:15:57,064 --> 00:15:58,706
This is about to get good.
456
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:01,281
I mean, the guy just said
"teat of commercialism."
457
00:16:01,314 --> 00:16:03,002
- Ha!
- No, no, no. No, no, no. The...
458
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,839
There's a big difference between
my gear and your clothes.
459
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,175
Oh, really? How so?
460
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,050
Is your stuff, uh, manly?
461
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,819
- Manly?
- No. No.
462
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,654
This is all stuff for the... the house,
463
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,639
for the... for the family.
464
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,241
This is all stuff that we need.
465
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,969
Really? You need all these pots?
466
00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:19,894
- Yeah.
- Multiple gardening aprons?
467
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,438
Make-your-own-yogurt kit?
468
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:24,075
So someone can eat yogurt
churned by your meaty palms?
469
00:16:24,141 --> 00:16:26,677
Don't nobody want that.
Don't nobody need that.
470
00:16:26,744 --> 00:16:28,245
Hmm.
471
00:16:28,312 --> 00:16:29,488
Careful.
472
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:30,822
[Sighs]
473
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,050
Son, you lost
474
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,478
the moment they found
more than three aprons.
475
00:16:35,778 --> 00:16:38,213
♪♪
476
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,115
[Insects chirping]
477
00:16:40,182 --> 00:16:42,151
♪♪
478
00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:43,334
[Sighs]
479
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,487
What are you doing?
480
00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:48,566
Are you trying to put together
that stupid home yogurt kit
481
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,925
to prove to your family
that they actually need it?
482
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:52,036
No.
483
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,229
- [Sighs]
- Yes.
484
00:16:54,296 --> 00:16:56,532
So you bought
a few things you don't need.
485
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,475
- Who cares?
- Well, I do.
486
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,119
It's not who I am.
487
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,562
What is so wrong with wanting something?
488
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,131
It's a slippery slope, Dad.
489
00:17:04,198 --> 00:17:05,966
Okay, if I give the kids
everything they want,
490
00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:07,501
they'll just grow up spoiled rotten.
491
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,070
Or you could give them nothing,
492
00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:10,638
and as soon
as they move out of your house,
493
00:17:10,728 --> 00:17:12,322
they lose their minds and buy everything
494
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,781
they didn't have when they were kids.
495
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:14,949
- That's what I did.
- [Scoffs]
496
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,327
My dad had no money.
He never bought me squat.
497
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,245
Now look at me.
498
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:21,190
I buy myself all the squat
I can get my hands on.
499
00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:23,416
Is that supposed to make me feel better?
500
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,652
Hey, I don't care how you feel.
501
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:25,710
- That's on you.
- [Chuckles]
502
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,512
I know you got your issues with me,
503
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:29,130
but the point is,
504
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,832
this is the way the world is going
505
00:17:30,899 --> 00:17:32,067
whether you like it or not.
506
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,536
So maybe start letting your kids
507
00:17:34,603 --> 00:17:35,887
live in the real world now and then,
508
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,448
so that when the time comes,
509
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,333
they know how to handle it on their own.
510
00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:40,976
Yeah.
511
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,254
How much did you spend on this, anyway?
512
00:17:43,921 --> 00:17:46,590
Not $150.
513
00:17:47,925 --> 00:17:49,109
But close.
514
00:17:51,022 --> 00:17:52,323
[Door closes]
515
00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:55,889
♪♪
516
00:17:55,914 --> 00:17:57,059
Hey.
517
00:17:59,464 --> 00:18:02,400
So I tried getting rid
of stuff I don't need,
518
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,692
like my electric fly swatter.
519
00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:08,378
Honestly, if you can't kill
a fly with just your own power,
520
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,074
it deserves to live.
521
00:18:10,141 --> 00:18:11,375
Right. Right.
522
00:18:11,442 --> 00:18:13,177
So I-I-I don't need it,
523
00:18:13,244 --> 00:18:16,996
but I still can't get rid of it,
'cause I want it.
524
00:18:17,288 --> 00:18:18,346
Mm.
525
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,265
Is this your version of an apology?
526
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,208
Yeah.
527
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,560
I was judging you guys
for wanting stuff,
528
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:24,962
but I want stuff, too.
529
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,855
Ohh, I'm sorry I got carried away.
530
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,857
Why didn't you just tell me
you wanted to keep the bag?
531
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,026
You didn't exactly make it easy.
532
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,112
Comparing me to Harrison?
533
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,519
Making me feel like I was
corrupting the kids?
534
00:18:36,557 --> 00:18:38,024
This is something I felt good about,
535
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,053
and you made me feel bad about it.
536
00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:42,088
I'm sorry.
537
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,724
I mean, we all want to project
538
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,860
the best versions of ourselves.
539
00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:51,697
You do it, too, with your
homegrown, do-it-yourself kits.
540
00:18:51,947 --> 00:18:53,631
They show you're different.
541
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,284
That you're not like your dad.
542
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,052
Hmm.
543
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,971
So I buy stuff to show people
that I don't care about stuff.
544
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,556
- Mm-hmm.
- Wow, I'm a...
545
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,876
- I'm a real piece of work, aren't I?
- Yes, you are.
546
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,712
But you're my piece of work.
547
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,857
So the kids get to keep their things,
548
00:19:09,923 --> 00:19:11,750
and I keep my bag.
549
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:12,760
Yeah.
550
00:19:13,093 --> 00:19:14,762
As long as we know to stop worrying
551
00:19:14,828 --> 00:19:16,639
about appearances when we need to.
552
00:19:17,306 --> 00:19:19,991
I'm drinking a Chardonnay
you made in a bucket.
553
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,942
I think we're past caring
about appearances.
554
00:19:24,646 --> 00:19:26,415
- It's good, though, right?
- Delicious.
555
00:19:26,473 --> 00:19:29,376
So my parents found their way
through our consumer culture.
556
00:19:29,443 --> 00:19:32,246
And decided everything was okay
in moderation.
557
00:19:32,312 --> 00:19:34,815
Yes! So does that mean I get to
keep all the stuff you got me?
558
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,151
- No. But we've decided...
- Mnh-mnh.
559
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:40,454
...that you get to keep
the backpack that you wanted.
560
00:19:40,521 --> 00:19:41,789
I see how much it means to you.
561
00:19:41,855 --> 00:19:43,090
Yes!
562
00:19:43,157 --> 00:19:44,491
And I can wear it outside my room?
563
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:47,161
Actually, doesn't matter.
I love it either way.
564
00:19:47,336 --> 00:19:49,071
What about us? What do we get?
565
00:19:49,138 --> 00:19:50,273
[Chuckling]
566
00:19:50,339 --> 00:19:52,528
Well, you guys are gonna love this.
567
00:19:55,578 --> 00:19:57,613
The same backpack Rainbow has?
568
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,449
That's actually worse
than getting nothing.
569
00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:01,824
Let's go to Alvin's.
570
00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:04,845
At least his parents know
how to properly buy his love.
571
00:20:05,688 --> 00:20:08,562
You can go to your room,
that's where you can go.
572
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,276
And I'm taking these back.
573
00:20:12,576 --> 00:20:14,904
Your Honor, I rest my case,
574
00:20:14,990 --> 00:20:16,622
but I won't rest this bag,
575
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,351
because it looks good on me!
576
00:20:19,415 --> 00:20:20,350
[Giggles]
577
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:23,745
Why, yes, Mortimer, I will bet you $1
578
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:27,392
that Harrison couldn't make it
one day on the street.
579
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,060
Can I speak to your manager?
580
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,129
No?
581
00:20:30,421 --> 00:20:33,148
Now can I speak to your manager?
582
00:20:33,748 --> 00:20:35,450
[Gasps] Why, yes,
583
00:20:35,517 --> 00:20:37,735
this purse does match my yacht.
584
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,221
Thanks for noticing.
585
00:20:39,554 --> 00:20:40,989
Hey, Luther Vandross,
586
00:20:41,056 --> 00:20:43,825
let's kiss
in our matching designer bags.
587
00:20:43,892 --> 00:20:46,077
Oh. Why, yes, Luther Vandross,
588
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,197
a thousand kisses from you
is never too much.
589
00:20:49,264 --> 00:20:50,331
Oh.
590
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:53,168
♪ I need your love ♪
591
00:20:53,235 --> 00:20:55,303
♪ Each and every day ♪
592
00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:59,216
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