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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:05,707 Yeah yeah, hey, man, 2 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:07,774 check out this clown-ass nigga out front 3 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:10,720 - Oh, that's Sanchez. Buzz him in, man - Oh, okay okay. 4 00:00:10,777 --> 00:00:13,758 Hey, so you ever been having sex with a female and she, like, 5 00:00:13,813 --> 00:00:15,554 ' slapped you? - Slapped me?! 6 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:18,596 Yeah, I didn't ask her to slap me She just slapped me. 7 00:00:18,651 --> 00:00:20,130 So I slapped her back 8 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,631 - you know what I'm saying? - Yeah yeah. 9 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:25,067 Then it got real awkward after that You never get mad. 10 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:28,129 Ho, Sanchez, my man! What it is 11 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:30,970 - Come talk good to me. - What's up, my good dude? 12 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:34,945 Oh man, same shit. You know, still up in here doing that thing 13 00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:38,574 Hey, that Charlie Sheen kush you brought last time 14 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:42,017 was some-- Man, that shit went in one day, man 15 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:44,214 Please tell me you got some more of that shit 16 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:46,689 Man, I got something better than that. 17 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:51,126 Trust me-- this stuff is from the backwoods of Kentucky 18 00:00:53,019 --> 00:00:55,397 Man, ain't nobody growing no weed 19 00:00:55,455 --> 00:00:57,492 Em mm motherfucking D mam� 20 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:00,561 Oh man, you got a lot to learn, grasshopper 21 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:02,698 This is it. 22 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:05,868 This is the HBH 23 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:09,436 - The HBH.? - That's that hillbilly highway shit 24 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:11,880 Whatever, man 25 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:13,713 You gonna let your boy sample this here or what? 26 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:17,186 Yeah, I actually prefer it, because I don't want you to go ballistic 27 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:20,554 - when I hand you the ticket - Aw, man, whatever, man. 28 00:01:20,613 --> 00:01:22,889 - There you go. Fire it up - You know we all good. 29 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:24,690 Shit, we all good, man 30 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:45,605 Hey, oh, it's cool, man. This here shit is magically delicious 31 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:48,152 - I told you - Damn! 32 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:49,983 You smoking with your boy or what, man? 33 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:52,023 No, I quit, man. I quit. 34 00:01:52,078 --> 00:01:54,080 No, I'm just messing with you 35 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:55,683 Here, give me some Give me some. 36 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:59,218 Hey, how'd a motherfucker like you come across some fine like that? 37 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:02,061 Though. 38 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,829 You got a minute? 39 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:07,394 Dude, I sell weed for a living 40 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,133 I ain't got nothing but time 41 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:11,971 All right. Then I'm gonna tell you a story 42 00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:14,705 about two homies from the hood in Atlanta 43 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:16,804 - ATL's on it? - Yeah. 44 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,645 Sneak that thing in 45 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:21,117 - All right, we good, all right - Okay, what do I do? 46 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:22,812 I want you to pick which one my ball's in 47 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,822 I mean I want you to pick the ball. Pick the ball 48 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:28,382 Where it's at? Is it in this one or is it in that one? 49 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,189 I want you to pick which one. 50 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,230 - Hurry up, baby. We ain't got all day - Pick the ball. 51 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:34,162 Mam� 52 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,927 ooh, that one! 53 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:40,997 Aw, man, it ain't in there. My bad 54 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:42,869 - Hey, baby. - That's all my money 55 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:45,341 - Easy come, easy go. - Hey, man, you gotta live, you learn 56 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:46,570 - Who else next? - Yo, man! 57 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:48,135 Shut the fuck up 58 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:50,340 Now I done been out here for an hour and a half 59 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:52,076 and I ain't seen nobody win yet. 60 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:54,345 Hey, man, you tripping, man Let my hand-- oh shit. Okay. 61 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:57,251 Shut your fucking mouth before I grab your friend 62 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,551 - and beat your ass with him - Whup his ass. 63 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:01,649 That muthafucker was here and with that girl cheating that guy 64 00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:03,819 Did you start speaking in Hebrew? I'll beat your ass. 65 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:05,954 Hold up, man, we're just trying to get our shit together. 66 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,226 Everybody shut the fuck up! 67 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,966 - Lift up the cups. - Everything good, man! 68 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:16,235 - Give him $100. - It's good, man! 69 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:18,572 - Lift up the fucking cups now - Lift the cups up, monkey. 70 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:20,907 - Lift 'em up! - Okay, that's one. That's one cup. 71 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:23,038 - There's another one. - Okay, it's not under there 72 00:03:23,102 --> 00:03:25,207 - Two. - It's under there 73 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:27,547 Which one of y'all took the fucking ball?! 74 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:29,746 Who the fuck took the ball? 75 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:32,289 You two bitch-ass niggas in a whole lot of shit. 76 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:36,054 - Motherfucker- - Hey hey hey, look, there's the police 77 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:37,685 That's the motherfucking police 78 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:43,662 Yeah, yo, time to roll up some, man 79 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,225 Smoke something 80 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:47,271 Grab a drink 81 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:49,068 Grab something to smoke on 82 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:50,607 Yeah, it's about that time 83 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:52,643 We get high 84 00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:58,244 We get high 85 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:04,079 We get high 86 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:10,085 We get high 87 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:11,856 Yo, how much is that? 88 00:04:13,686 --> 00:04:16,792 110 to spend with a friend? Why not? 89 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:19,837 My shit look like my eyelids are inside out 90 00:04:19,892 --> 00:04:22,930 Not a dime this time, but a nice-size quarter? 91 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:25,533 We call our shit coffee but we don't dip it in that water 92 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,374 We honor it with no sugar and cream, straight green 93 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:31,210 Then it's chicken and ribs, baked beans, my plate's clean 94 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,616 Then I find the rhythm, mind if l give them a little? 95 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:37,621 I'm kinda high right now so I'll just go and hit a McGriddle 96 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:39,486 And I'll twiddle my thumbs 97 00:04:39,545 --> 00:04:41,286 My direct connect is gone 98 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:44,351 But my middle man is about to come with some mo' 'dro 99 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:47,728 Oh yo, you know the logo 100 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,357 We higher than mofo, we get high... 101 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:09,148 - Hey, son. - What's up, Pops? 102 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:11,654 Hey, son, so what'd you do today for the betterment of your people? 103 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:13,657 Come on, man, we gotta do this every night? 104 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:17,320 Every night of your life! As long as the pigs are out there on the street 105 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:20,455 killing your brothers with the cold heat of their billy clubs 106 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,728 Here 107 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,565 Come on, man, I'm out here struggling 108 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,434 - Man, I ain't got time-- - Struggle! 109 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:29,200 What you know about struggle? 110 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:31,071 Try being a political prisoner, 111 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:33,610 locked up for the rest of your natural life, brother 112 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,169 - That's struggle. - But you're not a prisoner, Pops 113 00:05:36,235 --> 00:05:38,715 You're free. You retired from Ford, Pops 114 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:40,842 Now you see? That's what's wrong with you kids today. 115 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,683 They've got you all brainwashed 116 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,518 Damn rap music 117 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:48,115 You know 118 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,218 y'all had one cat. Um 119 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,729 Teapac Secure 120 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:55,231 Now that cat, he was a soldier 121 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:58,269 Then one of you young ignorant bastards killed him 122 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:01,237 You think you know everything, huh 123 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,296 Shit! Well, go on. Go on, boy 124 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,776 Ain't no sense in watering a tree that don't want to grow 125 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:10,238 Hey! 126 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,715 You got any weed? 127 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:15,184 Man, I gotta get out of this motherfucker 128 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:19,923 Gourmet fiender for the gourmet fiender 129 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:21,890 From the gourmet fiender for the fiender 130 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:24,519 For the gourmet chocolate 131 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:27,064 So many people ask Who is the gourmet chocolate?" 132 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:31,500 Nigga, I done told you about slamming my damn door! 133 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:35,232 Earl, you hear me talking to you? 134 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:37,433 Yeah, you 135 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,773 Bring your ass in here 136 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:43,143 - Where the fuck have you been all day? - I've been-- 137 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:45,011 You know today is the first and I've got to pick up 138 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,608 all these checks from all these people, honey 139 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:50,313 Shanequa Adams, Tamika Terry 140 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:52,947 Samantha Jones and this lady right here 141 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:55,424 and so on and so on and so forth. 142 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:56,983 - I-- - Do you know how hard it is 143 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:01,859 to WIC office to the next with five kids? 144 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,525 - You didn't-- - What?! 145 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:05,933 - You fucking some other bitch? - What? 146 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:09,371 Hell no, nigga. Let me find out your ass out here fucking around on me 147 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:13,377 with one little ole ho and I swear to God I'm a drag you and that bitch-ass 148 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:17,006 - Yeah, that's right. - Well, if you do all that, 149 00:07:17,069 --> 00:07:19,606 then how am I give you these flowers? 150 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:22,585 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, you see it. 151 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:24,815 - Mm-hmm - Baby! 152 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:27,448 - You did it! - Yes, I did. 153 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:29,220 - That's so sweet. - Isn't it? Who am I? 154 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,592 - You ain't had to do me like that - Who am I? 155 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,927 You my big-dicked Earl 156 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:35,522 All right, that's what I thought 157 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:37,659 - That's my baby. - Mm-hmm, come here 158 00:07:37,723 --> 00:07:39,964 - You ain't had to do me like this - Come here, put the ass on me. 159 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:42,006 - Put the ass on you? - Put the ass on me. Put the ass on me 160 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:44,337 - Mm-hmm, roll this shit up. - Like that? That's how you like it? 161 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,946 Save me, they're killing me! 162 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,847 Get off me. I gotta get out of this shit. 163 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:04,219 Lately, man, I've been thinking about just getting out of the hood, dawg. 164 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:05,921 Give me your change! 165 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,328 No shit. You know what? 166 00:08:07,386 --> 00:08:09,662 Man, I've been thinking about the same shit, dawg 167 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:11,565 Man, I'm just tired of all the drama, man 168 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:14,195 - Watch that bitch-ass - Shit, me too. 169 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:18,504 You know what I mean? The hood cool and all. But, I mean 170 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:21,374 - Fucking with her man! - ...l think I need to find my own way 171 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,436 'Cause I mean, shit I'm better than this. 172 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,081 East Side! 173 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:29,210 - Shit crazy, dawg-- - Freeze! 174 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:32,154 Freeze! Don't you move, dawg 175 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,424 You gonna get a gun? 176 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:37,222 - Freeze! - Okay. 177 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:39,126 Next thing I know the nigga gonna come try me 178 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:42,064 so I grabbed the nigga by the neck like this and just started choking him 179 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:44,761 I'm choking the shit outta the nigga, the nigga just shakin' and shit, 180 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:46,804 trembling, his eyes rolling back to his back 181 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,395 I say, "Pussy nigga fuckboy!' 182 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,463 The nigga started regurgitating and shit 183 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,737 So I pulled my little thing out I just started 184 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:55,642 - hitting the nigga with the pistol - Hey, y'all keep it down! 185 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:58,307 - This ain't no Def Comedy Jam - Oh, okay. 186 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,544 Nigga said calm down 187 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:03,212 - Appreciate it. - Fuck all of your crap 188 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,721 Yeah, man, this shit all right 189 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:07,417 - I can do this. - Do you hear what you saying, nigga? 190 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,619 - What's wrong? We got cots - That some bullshit, man. 191 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:10,752 - We livin'. - I'll be glad 192 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:12,489 when we get up out of this motherfucker 193 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,999 - Soon, man. This is bullshit. - There ain't nothing wrong with this 194 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:19,036 Plus we straight. We already talking to girl that work over at city hall. 195 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:20,570 She got all our paperwork and shit 196 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:22,230 That shit gonna disappear by tomorrow. 197 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,899 - Oh yeah, all right - Yeah, we good. 198 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:27,672 - Know what I'm saying? - Lockdown! Lockdown. 199 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:30,577 This motherfucker happy he got some authority. 200 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:32,513 It's gonna be all right, man 201 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,417 - He is upset. - Don't start no shit up with me 202 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:39,684 Man, I don't give a fuck about this shit. You know how I get. 203 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:51,266 I like you 204 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,270 WEE 205 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,704 What the f-- hey, man, put me goddamn down! 206 00:09:57,396 --> 00:10:01,401 I'm a real nigga. I boo-boo on myself so you ain't gonna want this. 207 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:03,743 I got a little story I wanna tell you. 208 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:05,874 Story? About what? 209 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:08,919 Kentucky. Now lay down 210 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:10,977 Oh shit 211 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:18,222 Use protection and don't tell nobody! 212 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:24,262 - They raped Earl? - No, man, he doesn't rape him! 213 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:26,826 Not all convicts are gay 214 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,664 - Really? - You see, Wilbert is 215 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:35,042 headed upstate for life and he wanted to share some of his secrets 216 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,206 with someone who could benefit by them. 217 00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:39,215 You like plants 218 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,312 [mm 219 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,713 Well, shit, it depends on what kind of plants 220 00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:48,816 - you talking about. - There's a hidden part 221 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:52,055 in a rural part of the highway of Kentucky 222 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:55,224 where there's nothing but acres-- I mean acres-- 223 00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:57,631 of pot farm 224 00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,670 Now that's what I'm talking about right there. 225 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:01,170 That's right up my lungs 226 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:04,538 I'm talking about the best weed you ever seen 227 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,578 I'm talking about Sour Diesel 228 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:10,079 I'm talking about Train Wreck 229 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:12,616 I'm talking about Master Kush 230 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,549 You name it 231 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,587 What you know about that hydro? 232 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:18,246 All these strains, Early Girl 233 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,256 Purple Haze, Afghani, straight Candy 234 00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:22,189 Nigerian weed Maui Wowie 235 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,592 Blueberry, Island Lady Indigo weed 236 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,129 Holland's Hope, Hindu Kush 237 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,926 Master Kush, Northern Bright 238 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:30,160 That sound like some old fairy-tale shit, man 239 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:33,601 - That can't be real. - Oh no, my little friend 240 00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:36,105 Why do you think I'm in here? 241 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,241 So which highway are you talking about? 242 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,982 Highway 420 243 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,847 Told you I had a little secret 244 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:50,387 Shhh. 245 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,582 Tell me more about this thing, man. 246 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:58,893 Don't drop the soap 247 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:02,364 Don't drop the soap, la la 248 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,332 Yeah 249 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,064 Teddy Riley? Come on 250 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,441 All right, man. Stay up 251 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:14,603 And Ray McGathy. Let's go, you're free to go 252 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,840 - Mcwho? - McFuck-You, man 253 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,939 You told them your name was Teddy Riley? 254 00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:21,484 Hey, man, I need a job after this Fuck this shit. 255 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:21,606 Ain't nobody tripping ain't nobody tripping 256 00:12:21,607 --> 00:12:24,144 Ain't nobody tripping ain't nobody tripping 257 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:27,020 Ain't nobody tripping cause the money already made 258 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:29,753 Cause the money already made, 'cause the money already made 259 00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:31,419 Ain't nobody tripping 260 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,464 You said acres of chronic, man? 261 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:34,725 - Yes. - Where at? 262 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,768 Somewhere off hillbilly highway 263 00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:40,997 Hillbilly highway? Where the fuck is that? 264 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,301 - Kentucky - What? 265 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:45,205 You heard what I said Kentucky. 266 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,743 Man 267 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,005 I'm telling you. I know what I'm talking about 268 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:51,605 I got all the logistics and all the directions and everything 269 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,343 You just gotta trust your boy 270 00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:56,648 Pocket for a pimp, drop it low, show me some shit 271 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,985 - Bread in the bank bank - You know what? 272 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:02,184 - You might be onto something. - I just know this might be the thing 273 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,852 that gets us outta the hood 274 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,623 You know what? You might be right, man 275 00:13:05,684 --> 00:13:07,357 You know what? Like 10, 20 lbs, man, 276 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:10,127 we come back with that shit, we be ballin' like a motherfucker 277 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:11,827 You feel me? 278 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,735 Hillbilly highway, huh? 279 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,502 Fuck it, dawg. Let's roll then 280 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,714 Did this bitch just fart? 281 00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:25,214 Fuck it 282 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,488 Fuck this, man 283 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:37,391 - Hey! - Oh. 284 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:40,055 - What's up, Pops? - Hey, son. 285 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:43,259 Me and my partner Earl-- we're about to go see some friends up at the college. 286 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,029 Ah, man, I remember 287 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:47,661 Me and Huey used to take road trips all the time. 288 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:50,332 Down to Birmingham, up to D.C 289 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:53,104 all for the betterment of the cause. 290 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,406 I hope your trip has as great a cause. 291 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:58,243 Well, it's for a very-- high cause. 292 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,511 - Well, right on, boy - All right. 293 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,416 - Hold it down now - All right, carry on 294 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:03,680 Right on 295 00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:08,684 All you need is weed and nothing else 296 00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:10,920 Sit back and roll one 297 00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:17,262 Hey, Ray, go! Pull out 298 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:20,770 Don't make me chase you, Earl! Don't make me chase you, Earl. 299 00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:23,204 Get your ass whupped like Lionel Richie, nigga 300 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:26,471 Hey, when you get a bitch, you can tell me about bitches, bitch 301 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,569 I get a bitch every night, nigga 302 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:32,582 They oughta call you Pizzazz 'cause you a pussy-ass nigga 303 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,914 Nigga, Shante is the only woman you ever have, 304 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:37,682 so you ain't even qualified to speak on women, nigga 305 00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:39,745 I know what I am qualified to speak on 306 00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:44,658 Oh shit, don't show it blow it, nigga. 307 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,061 Tell me I'm the shit first 308 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:49,292 I'll throw the shit out 309 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,392 - You the shit, you the shit! - Oh okay. 310 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:54,404 - Put the shit down - Give me a blunt. 311 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,940 So go call up the loved ones 312 00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,771 And get ready for the ride 313 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,970 It's about that time, y'all 314 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,912 Let's put one in the sky 315 00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:06,609 Lay back and enjoy the ride 316 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:09,243 Cause that 420-I 317 00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,049 With my Chocolate Thai 318 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:14,023 Feel my bricks grow with my Chocolate Thai 319 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,616 Let's put one in the sky 320 00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:19,492 Lay back and enjoy the ride 321 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,827 Cause that 420-I 322 00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:23,958 With my Chocolate Thai 323 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,276 I'm gonna have me a beer, darlln 324 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:35,073 Sir, you gonna have yourself another shot there? 325 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,171 Jack Daniels. I like it. 326 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,341 One Jack Daniels coming up 327 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:45,284 I've been driven from my home.. 328 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,824 It got quiet in this bitch, ain't it? 329 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:53,155 Howdy 330 00:15:56,722 --> 00:16:00,465 - What do you want? - Let me get a chili cheese fries 331 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:03,598 - and a fruit punch. - I'll have the same thing 332 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:06,666 We don't make no chili cheese fries 333 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,877 Okay, well, fuck it. Let me get a cheeseburger 334 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,882 We don't make cheeseburgers 335 00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,886 Let me get two of those motherfuckers. 336 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:23,390 You're pushing it, boy 337 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,156 -"Boy"? - Mm-hmm 338 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:28,061 Maybe we oughta just get up outta this motherfucker. 339 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,690 Man, fuck that shit 340 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:32,964 This ain't no goddamn J. Edgar Hoover back-in-the-'60s shit. 341 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,062 Is there a monkey talking? 342 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:39,303 - How you doing, Run DMC? - You're in trouble now, ain't you? 343 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:42,676 Half a Dollar. I understand that your little 344 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:46,012 tour rap bus broke down up yonder 345 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:49,075 Now I heard you say you want some kind of burger. 346 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:52,884 There's a McDonald's about three, four miles up the road there. 347 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,289 You can get all the chicken nuggets you want 348 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,156 and fruit punch Kool-Aid 349 00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:59,662 And I'd advise you 350 00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:01,789 to get your black asses up 351 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,357 and head the hell on outta this town 352 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:07,597 We moved here to move away from ya 353 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:10,538 Everywhere we move, here come a couple of ya 354 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,940 moving in, sending the property value down 355 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,671 I'm about to drop this cracker ass. 356 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,009 Whatcha gonna do, son? 357 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,249 Hey, fellas, would y'all take care of 'em, 358 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:24,480 - make way and escort them out there - We good, we good. 359 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,716 - We good. - Don't touch 'em 360 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,656 You might catch it 361 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,921 Touching you on the hand, I tell you, the next time you know 362 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,462 your fingers turn black 363 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,341 Hold up, hold up, hold up 364 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,743 - Hey, fellas? - Yeah, what's that? 365 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:53,249 I want to thank y'all again for showing me the nice hospitality 366 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:55,876 Y'all showed me so much love and I'm trying to figure out 367 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:59,889 which one of you cracker's jaws I'm gonna let suck my black dick! 368 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:03,188 Holy Rick Astley shit! Get them mother-crickets! 369 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:09,298 What? They are so fucked right now, nigga. 370 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:12,824 It is a done daughter. Them rednecks must've caught 'em, 371 00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:16,100 then sodomized them and murderized them. 372 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,469 Oooh 373 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:19,736 Man, what is it with you and sodomy? 374 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,472 I mean that's the way all these stories end, man 375 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,480 They fuck you and they kill you 376 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,174 Nigga, ain't you seen "Deliverance II? 377 00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,445 No, they don't get screwed or killed 378 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:29,815 They get away 379 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,353 - Itch, though, right? - I don't think so, man 380 00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,357 Use Blue Star ointment? 381 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,518 But that don't usually work most of the time. 382 00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:37,754 - No shit? - Not really 383 00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,796 Gotta shave all the hair off my nuts, huh? 384 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,661 - I had to shave my asshole - Oooh. 385 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:45,964 Howdy, cowboys! Welcome to the Dixieland Hotel 386 00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:49,028 So tell me, how many "D"s are in Dixie. 387 00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:50,437 - One. - No, darling! 388 00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:55,468 There are 35. DD-DD-DD-D-D-D-D-D-D-- 389 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,878 Okay, you boys look exhausted 390 00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,882 Like you've been out on the range all day. 391 00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:02,509 I'm gonna tell you what you need: a good meal, 392 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:04,485 a hot tub and a nice warm bed 393 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:06,352 to put that little head on 394 00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:08,982 That's what I'm talking about. You gonna come put me in the bed? 395 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:11,527 - Sounds good to you, doesn't it? - Mm-hmm. 396 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,460 What's it gonna be? 397 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,090 Two rooms? Or maybe one? 398 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,362 - One. - And is that gonna be 399 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,903 two beds or one? 400 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,632 - Bitch, two! What the fuck? - Two! 401 00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:26,904 Okay okay, I got to ask. It doesn't happen very often, 402 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:30,674 but every now and then we get some of those life "partner" types 403 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,546 - You know what I mean. - No, there ain't nothing like this 404 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:36,848 - We're definitely not life partners - Okay. 405 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,911 Now y'all want smoking or non-smoking? 406 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,251 Smoking 407 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:43,418 - Smoking that weed - Feeling fine 408 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,520 - Got me a party - And a fat-ass dime 409 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:49,395 How about a little weed for me? 410 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,428 - You a Compton sister. - Just go on upstairs and have a ball 411 00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:57,474 All right, baby. She all right to me 412 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:02,373 Boy, those chili cheese fries was off the chain, man. 413 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:05,278 Oooh, for real. I think she cooked them mothers herself 414 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,613 Yeah, man. Mara's kinda feisty 415 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,983 She probably was fine as fuck back in the day 416 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,079 If it was the '60s, shit, I'd fuck 417 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,681 While you're bullshittin' it I'm fucking that. 418 00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:17,886 Man, hold up, man. You smoked too much for real this time, man. 419 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,554 You blowing my high, man 420 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:22,258 Oh shit 421 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,961 - Man, it's the Kush - Oh, that's my shit 422 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,900 I ain't never seen this shit before. 423 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,565 Man, watch, check it out, while we be tripping. 424 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:31,835 - I heard about this shit. - Here, smoke. You need to smoke 425 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,604 - while you look at that - Okay. 426 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,906 And US veteran Akura Kushimota, 427 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:39,177 publically known as Master Kush is wanted for murder. 428 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,616 Leading the investigation is Special Agent Rico-- 429 00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:45,086 Yo yo yo yo, that's some mad lies 430 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,851 Leader Kush never killed no one 431 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,127 Hey, true dat. Get out, Kush 432 00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:15,807 Get down! Smoke him 433 00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:18,013 Move in, move in 434 00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:19,817 Pull back, he's got a gun 435 00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:21,824 It's weapons of mass destruction 436 00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:42,674 Watch out! It's the kush goo! 437 00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,352 HEB? 438 00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,727 Oh no, no-ooo! 439 00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:07,901 Will Master Kush be hunted down 440 00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:09,939 and captured by the ICU? 441 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,999 Will ICU propaganda successfully tarnish 442 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:16,171 the good name of Kush? Will the ICU 443 00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:18,612 use their evil influence and release 444 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,479 the dark energy into the world? 445 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:24,385 Will fear, mass paranoia and government conspiracy 446 00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:27,515 be the ultimate downfall of Master Kush? 447 00:22:27,579 --> 00:22:29,115 All this and more 448 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,388 When Kush Comes to Shove 449 00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:34,090 - That hurt. - M-M-Master Kush 450 00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:03,224 I'm having a meeting with the toilet 451 00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:06,459 You gonna have to hurry up, man 452 00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:08,054 What you doing? 453 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,794 Making a decision 454 00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:13,462 You gotta come back later, man 455 00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:17,330 Smoking up all the fucking weed I know what he doing. 456 00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:21,738 Free up your mind and pull up some fresh brew 457 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,780 Blowing out my mind cloud nine 458 00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:25,872 Where I stay, so I blaze some weed 459 00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:27,610 We've been riding forever, man 460 00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:30,152 I'm tired of this shit. What time we gonna get there? 461 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,449 - Man, you know what? - What? 462 00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:35,720 Before we get to where we're going, man, I think we need to get some new gear. 463 00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:36,987 Think there gonna be some mothers out there? 464 00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:40,427 No, nigga. I ain't-- I'm talking about some clothes so we can fit in 465 00:23:40,485 --> 00:23:42,260 So we won't stick out as much, man. 466 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,890 Like what? What type of gear? 467 00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:46,697 Shit, I don't know. What do country motherfuckers wear? 468 00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:50,265 Cowboy shit? 469 00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:52,308 Yeah, I guess 470 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:55,101 Man, when we get up in here, man, 471 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,340 make sure you play it cool 472 00:23:57,402 --> 00:23:59,905 Don't be doing shit that'll bring attention to us, man 473 00:23:59,971 --> 00:24:02,042 Come on, dawg 474 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,553 I 9011 you 475 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,611 All of you freaks 476 00:24:06,678 --> 00:24:08,954 And all of you boozers 477 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:10,823 All of you cheats 478 00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:13,055 Emil 479 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,189 Yeee-- 480 00:24:15,253 --> 00:24:16,857 --haw 481 00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:19,368 Hey there, Boom Boom Belinda 482 00:24:20,892 --> 00:24:22,997 Let me get some of that-- both of them. 483 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:25,940 It's another lost weekend stuck in this town... 484 00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:27,203 He ain't gonna need this 485 00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:28,642 Hey, where you going? Where you going? 486 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:30,441 Where you going? Where you going? 487 00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:36,082 You can get that two in that corner pocket if you just go at it. 488 00:24:38,610 --> 00:24:40,055 Smile! 489 00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:43,993 I like that. Let me get it 490 00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:45,551 Okay, babe 491 00:24:52,357 --> 00:24:54,837 Give them a little "Whoa, 492 00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:57,169 ho ho ho!" 493 00:25:03,368 --> 00:25:05,075 Hey, come on, man You're crazy. 494 00:25:05,136 --> 00:25:06,308 Listen to me. You're tripping 495 00:25:10,575 --> 00:25:14,022 - Can I get you guys something to drink? - Yeah. 496 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:18,391 Let me get a li'l sarsaparilla 497 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,828 Knock off that cowboy shit 498 00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:23,059 This ain't the place 499 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:29,235 Oh. My bad 500 00:25:31,429 --> 00:25:33,375 Now if you're looking for some reefer, 501 00:25:33,431 --> 00:25:35,741 stick around till after we close 502 00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:39,309 - For sure - Whoo. 503 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:02,401 Uh, was that drunk bitch pregnant 504 00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:04,497 or was that pregnant bitch drunk? 505 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:17,012 - Is that what I think it is? - Oh, yeah yeah. 506 00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:27,430 Bring it here. Come here, come on, come on in 507 00:26:27,485 --> 00:26:30,989 Now let me guess. You guys are here 508 00:26:31,056 --> 00:26:33,468 - looking for crops - How you know? 509 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:36,062 The only black cowboys I know 510 00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:38,129 play football in Dallas 511 00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:40,676 mama 512 00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:43,144 Yeah well, shit. What's up with the trees then, man? 513 00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,875 My man here said they got acres of that shit growing out here. 514 00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:49,180 - That's an understatement - Fuck. 515 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,687 Kentucky yields the most marijuana crops 516 00:26:52,744 --> 00:26:55,054 in the nation 517 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:57,821 If you're driving through, just roll down your windows 518 00:26:57,882 --> 00:26:59,953 - You could smell it in the air - No shit. 519 00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:03,124 I thought I smelled it. When I was on my way up there 520 00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:06,169 - I did smell it. - That's 'cause we was smoking on one 521 00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:10,300 You ain't wrong when you're right 522 00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:14,674 Let me guess: you guys came up in here 523 00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:16,576 in hopes of finding one of those crops? 524 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,546 Snatching a couple of pounds 525 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,674 and going down to sell it in the hood 526 00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:23,276 You're damn right, Iron Sheik 527 00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:28,054 Oh, I get it 528 00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:31,390 You're the funny one. Well, we'll see how funny you are 529 00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:34,055 when one of these hillbillies has a cow prod up your ass, 530 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,963 forcing you to drink ice water and chew on aluminum foil. 531 00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:40,060 My booty hole just started burning What type of gay shit? 532 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:43,362 All right, man, for real, man. 533 00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:45,237 Can you tell us where the crops are? 534 00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:48,140 Well, you gotta be a little more specific than that. 535 00:27:48,199 --> 00:27:50,975 You just don't walk into McDonald's and say "I want a hamburger." 536 00:27:51,036 --> 00:27:53,676 - You got the Barack Obama? - What kind they got? 537 00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:56,275 - EL Presidential - It all depends 538 00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:58,150 on how far are you willing to go. 539 00:27:58,209 --> 00:28:00,120 I mean you can hike for about a day 540 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,283 and find a pretty decent chronic crop. 541 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:07,057 But if you're willing to dodge a couple of bullets 542 00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:09,120 - and booby traps - Mm-hmm. 543 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:11,929 You can find that sticky green, 544 00:28:11,990 --> 00:28:14,061 crystallized, 545 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:16,071 extraterrestrial-type shit 546 00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:19,199 that shit that tastes like candy when you smoke it. 547 00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:20,902 Oh shit, I'm up in that 548 00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:23,741 Man, did you hear what he said before that shit? 549 00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:26,442 Man, I'm not fucking with no bullets or no booby traps, man. 550 00:28:26,504 --> 00:28:28,484 Can you tell us how to get to one of the ones, like, 551 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,520 right off one of these roads somewhere? 552 00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:32,452 All right, all right, but trust me. 553 00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:35,354 You'll be back 554 00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:37,654 Can I get some of that now? Shit 555 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,595 Y'all done passed it back and forth like y'all know each other. 556 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,359 So what the guys didn't know 557 00:28:44,422 --> 00:28:47,665 was that I was waiting for this opportunity for years 558 00:28:51,262 --> 00:28:54,402 - What opportunity? - My sweet little baby girl 559 00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:57,970 my daughter Marie-- she was held captive 560 00:28:58,036 --> 00:29:00,414 by sick, sadistic hillbillies 561 00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:02,918 - A group of them - Oh, I get it. 562 00:29:02,974 --> 00:29:06,421 So he get him a piece of that young hillbilly kinootchi 563 00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:07,980 while he up there, fuck around 564 00:29:08,046 --> 00:29:10,788 and leave a seed in the background, huh? 565 00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:13,796 - Exactly. - Should've pulled out 566 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:16,696 I'd do it. Called the rhythm method 567 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,462 or some shit like that 568 00:29:18,523 --> 00:29:21,402 I tried several times to free her, 569 00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:23,461 but it didn't work out 570 00:29:23,528 --> 00:29:25,974 Damn, that's fucked up 571 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:28,874 Yeah, so I seen these guys as the perfect opportunity 572 00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:32,540 to set her free, but first I had to bait the hook a little. 573 00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:40,421 Man, where in the hell this fool Sanchez send us, man? 574 00:29:40,478 --> 00:29:43,687 I don't know. He said look for the Highway 420 sign 575 00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:48,324 There it is right there That's it right there. 576 00:29:48,386 --> 00:29:50,059 Let's do this shit 577 00:29:51,089 --> 00:29:52,966 Come on, let's go 578 00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:57,371 - You hear this shit? - This is the forest, nigga. 579 00:29:57,428 --> 00:29:59,931 Man, let's just be rappers. Let's go back home, let's be rappers 580 00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:01,807 Man, come on, man. Bring your scary-ass on, man 581 00:30:01,866 --> 00:30:03,937 - Let's go, man - Eh, shit! 582 00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:05,174 Fucking with you 583 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,789 Okay, according to Sanchez, there should be somewhere 584 00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:16,189 - to camp right up in here somewhere - Camp?! Hold up, hold up. 585 00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:19,057 The fuck you mean "camp"? Black people don't camp. 586 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:23,028 We cook out. We picnic 587 00:30:23,087 --> 00:30:25,658 We party, have a good time, get on that cocaine and leave 588 00:30:25,723 --> 00:30:27,964 You got me fucked up, nigga. I'm gonna stay out of this motherfucker 589 00:30:28,026 --> 00:30:29,664 I ain't gonna be on nobody's news. Shit 590 00:30:29,727 --> 00:30:31,502 Man, you trying to get this weed or what, man? 591 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:35,238 Now if I can remember correctly, this was your idea from the beginning 592 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,746 - Not this part. - Shit, man, I don't know about you, 593 00:30:37,802 --> 00:30:40,510 man, but I'm tired of this nickel-and-dime shit we've been doing 594 00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:42,210 I'm trying to get this paper for real, man 595 00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:44,685 This right here could be our meal ticket outta the hood 596 00:30:44,742 --> 00:30:46,551 So what you want to do? 597 00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:50,820 You should be a actor, man 598 00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:53,795 'Cause I felt that. I felt like the movie-- on "Menace ll Society 599 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,264 when he said "You gonna let that nigga kill your cousin? 600 00:30:56,321 --> 00:30:58,267 Let that shit ride? Fuck that!" 601 00:30:58,323 --> 00:31:00,599 That's how I-- whoa, shit. What the-- you hear that shit? 602 00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:02,160 Man, whatever, man Come on, man. 603 00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:04,798 No, but I'm for real though I feel what you're saying. 604 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,207 - Real good talk. - Pfft, that's bullshit, man 605 00:31:14,772 --> 00:31:16,809 Man, what if we do come up? 606 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,980 What you gonna do with all the brick? 607 00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:21,421 Shit, first thing I'm a do, man, 608 00:31:21,479 --> 00:31:24,551 I'm a get me a motherfucking '58 Chevy Impala, nigga. 609 00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:27,825 Put some bang in that bitch throw some "D"s on that ho 610 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,628 You know, get it ready for the summer You know what I'm saying? 611 00:31:30,688 --> 00:31:32,292 - I feel you, nigga - Yeah yeah. 612 00:31:32,357 --> 00:31:34,394 Shit, after that though I'll have to get me a spot 613 00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:36,530 You know, somewhere outside of the hood 614 00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:40,167 where I don't have to worry about catching a stray bullet in my sleep 615 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:42,507 Nigga, I definitely feel you on that shit, nigga. 616 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:45,070 - Shit. - What about you, man? 617 00:31:45,136 --> 00:31:46,547 - What you gonna do? 618 00:31:46,604 --> 00:31:49,380 I might take Shante on a trip to Jamaica 619 00:31:50,975 --> 00:31:53,751 Probably sit on the beach or some shit, chill out. 620 00:31:53,811 --> 00:31:56,382 - With a fat blunt of course - Mm-hmm. 621 00:31:56,447 --> 00:31:59,917 Me sittin' there smoking a good one and have her run into the water, 622 00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:02,828 with a nice pretty thong 623 00:32:02,887 --> 00:32:06,164 where I don't see nothing but her ass just jiggling. 624 00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:09,060 And then, shit 625 00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:10,936 I gotta buy something for the kids, 626 00:32:10,995 --> 00:32:13,771 so I'll probably take all them motherfuckers out to the toy store 627 00:32:13,831 --> 00:32:17,040 and just let them ball till they fall you know what I'm saying? 628 00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:20,344 But I'm definitely moving out of the motherfucking hood. 629 00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:23,875 - Hell yeah. - Shit, but I been thinking 630 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,218 I don't really know where the fuck to go 631 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:28,018 - What do you mean? - Shit, I mean 632 00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:30,559 I don't want to be around no white folks and shit. 633 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:33,721 You know what I'm saying? I ain't trying to live by none of them 634 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,560 Yeah, I know 635 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,930 I wonder is there a spot for people like us, 636 00:32:37,989 --> 00:32:40,265 like rich broke niggas. You know what I'm saying? 637 00:32:40,325 --> 00:32:43,670 Niggas that made a little money made their way up out the hood 638 00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:47,904 You know, I don't know. There's gotta be somewhere 639 00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:51,543 Baa, 640 00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:53,775 I'm about to crash, man It's been a long day. 641 00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:55,476 Holla at you 642 00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:57,747 All right, cool. You got some lotion? 643 00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,255 No no, I ain't got no lotion 644 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:02,291 Give me that Off. It'll work the same 645 00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:06,227 Off? You meaning Jack-Off? 646 00:33:06,284 --> 00:33:09,697 - Don't judge me. - Man, you a nasty motherfucker 647 00:33:12,123 --> 00:33:15,263 - Shoot that way. - Don't be in my way 648 00:33:26,604 --> 00:33:28,550 - Uh-oh. - What's up, man? 649 00:33:28,606 --> 00:33:30,677 I gotta boo-boo 650 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:32,813 Can you hold it till the blunt? 651 00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:36,324 No, man, my-- my stomach is beefin' with my asshole. 652 00:33:36,381 --> 00:33:38,554 And I think my stomach winning this beef. 653 00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:41,563 - Hurry up, man. - Hold this for me, man 654 00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:42,927 I gotta go boo-boo 655 00:33:59,070 --> 00:34:01,880 Damn, when did I eat almonds? 656 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,384 Uh-oh, that ain't it 657 00:34:05,576 --> 00:34:06,953 Shit 658 00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:11,790 Can't use that shit. 659 00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:14,227 Don't know what you gonna wipe your ass with. 660 00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:23,429 Whoo! 661 00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:26,100 'Bout time, man. Shit, I was about to leave without you. 662 00:34:26,164 --> 00:34:29,577 Hey, boy, don't go in that west wing of the forest. 663 00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:31,910 I shut it down 664 00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:36,185 I'm just living, man. All these daggone-- 665 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,083 Man, take this, man 666 00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:39,746 This heavier than a motherfucker 667 00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:42,189 Oh, you ain't say nothing so what am I supposed to do? 668 00:34:44,682 --> 00:34:46,855 Say, man, you smell something? 669 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:48,522 Hey, man, stop playing with me 670 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,497 I wiped my ass good with that furry rabbit. 671 00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:53,399 - What, nigga? - Nothin', never mind 672 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:55,131 - These trees are-- - No, but for real, man 673 00:34:55,193 --> 00:34:57,002 I smell something Man, that's weed. 674 00:34:57,061 --> 00:34:59,735 That smell like some fire too 675 00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,777 That shit's some killer, nigga! 676 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:03,938 - Oh shit! - Whoo. 677 00:35:04,001 --> 00:35:05,571 But where it's coming from? 678 00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:07,411 - Thattaway. - Find it, Earl 679 00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:09,315 Get it, Earl. There you go 680 00:35:09,373 --> 00:35:10,909 That's my dawg Get it, Earl. 681 00:35:10,975 --> 00:35:13,251 Rover'll find that motherfucker Get it, Rover! 682 00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:14,847 Yes, you got it! 683 00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:16,550 Rover, find it 684 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:18,093 Thatta boy. That's my dawg 685 00:35:18,149 --> 00:35:19,787 Oh my God 686 00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:25,132 - We found it. - Chronidocia 687 00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:26,759 WEE 688 00:35:26,824 --> 00:35:30,601 We shall call it Chronidocia 689 00:35:30,661 --> 00:35:32,732 Yeah 690 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:36,040 Oh shit! Chronidocia, bitch! 691 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:38,512 Whoo-hoo! Oh my God 692 00:35:38,569 --> 00:35:40,708 Oh my God oh my God 693 00:35:40,771 --> 00:35:42,876 Oh my God, oh my God 694 00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:44,442 Oh my-- oh my God 695 00:35:44,509 --> 00:35:46,318 Oh my God. Oh, I can't touch it 696 00:35:46,377 --> 00:35:48,015 Oh my Lord, it's so beautiful 697 00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:50,389 Oh my Lord. Oh my-- oh, I want to-- 698 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,765 Well, boys, 699 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:59,734 looks like we've got ourselves some pot farmers. 700 00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:05,267 Well, let's get 'em! Yeehaw! 701 00:36:07,298 --> 00:36:08,504 Yeah 702 00:36:08,566 --> 00:36:10,204 Time to roll up something, man 703 00:36:10,268 --> 00:36:12,248 Smoke something 704 00:36:12,303 --> 00:36:14,408 Grab a drank 705 00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:15,746 Grab something to smoke on 706 00:36:15,806 --> 00:36:17,046 Yeah, babe, it's about that time 707 00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:18,610 We get high 708 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:24,787 We get high 709 00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:30,725 We get high 710 00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:36,300 We get high 711 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,727 Yo, how much is that? 712 00:36:37,728 --> 00:36:38,570 Yo, how much is that? 713 00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:42,099 Man, I don't think I had no weed like this ever in my life 714 00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:43,907 Man, this is some good shit, man 715 00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:45,879 No shit. We done came up on a lick, man 716 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:48,247 I'm telling you. But I'm hungrier than a motherfucker. 717 00:36:48,306 --> 00:36:51,048 I wish they had a Busy Bee's around this motherfucker. 718 00:36:51,108 --> 00:36:53,281 I feel like eating some catfish or something? 719 00:36:53,344 --> 00:36:56,621 I'm a fuck you up with this one though, Ray 720 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:00,958 Adam fucked Eve raw 721 00:37:03,254 --> 00:37:06,133 - That's some deep shit - I know it is, boy! 722 00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:09,833 Man, we gonna be on top, nigga, when come back to-- 723 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:11,874 Hold it, you hear that? 724 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:16,936 - Nigga, you tripping - No-- okay. 725 00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:22,884 Man, I might go ahead and give myself to God after this, man. 726 00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:25,784 Man, you know what? I was gonna tell you something too, man. 727 00:37:25,843 --> 00:37:28,050 You hold on to the weed too long 728 00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:30,058 Freeze! 729 00:37:30,114 --> 00:37:32,060 Are we high? 730 00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:34,062 Tell me your name, boy 731 00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:36,564 Man, I ain't saying nothing until I talk to my lawyer. 732 00:37:36,621 --> 00:37:40,034 Ain't no Minister Farrakhan gonna help you here, boy. 733 00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:45,640 Now my daddy's the judge in the only courthouse for 200 miles, 734 00:37:45,696 --> 00:37:48,836 so I suggest you show me some respect! 735 00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:51,743 Man, I ain't saying nothing until I talk to my lawyer. 736 00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:54,305 Damn! I hate that 737 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,844 Now you lookie here, Earl 738 00:37:57,908 --> 00:38:00,889 You're looking at a whole mess of jail time 739 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:05,951 And let me tell you, those big hairy redneck convicts 740 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:09,726 sure ain't gonna go light on your little black butthole 741 00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:12,495 Unless of course they take a shine to you 742 00:38:12,556 --> 00:38:14,729 and they tell you that you have a purty mouth 743 00:38:32,276 --> 00:38:34,222 We call it "Deliverance 2 744 00:38:34,278 --> 00:38:36,849 - The Dark Side - No no no. 745 00:38:38,082 --> 00:38:40,562 So tell me who you're with 746 00:38:40,618 --> 00:38:43,497 The Gatsfields or the McRoys? 747 00:38:44,588 --> 00:38:46,363 WEE 748 00:38:46,424 --> 00:38:48,404 Don't play dumb with me, stupid 749 00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:51,868 I'm telling you, we have been watching 750 00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:55,172 the McCoys and Gatsfields for more than two years now 751 00:38:55,232 --> 00:38:58,873 Neither one of these clowns would have anything to do with them 752 00:38:58,936 --> 00:39:01,883 Well, then who the hell are they? 753 00:39:01,939 --> 00:39:04,442 Don't know. Mutt and Jeff 754 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:06,579 Frick and Frack, Fucking Kid 'n Play 755 00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:08,555 Who gives a shit? Let 'em go. 756 00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:14,986 Come on, Earl. Suck it up. Tell me whose pot farm it is 757 00:39:16,487 --> 00:39:18,626 Yeah yeah! 758 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:20,464 Hey hey hey, you're free to go now 759 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:21,594 - Come on. - What what? 760 00:39:21,659 --> 00:39:23,639 Let him go! You got the wrong guy 761 00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:25,799 No no no, but he just confessed 762 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:27,843 Yeah, you scared him half to damn death, man 763 00:39:27,898 --> 00:39:29,878 - Hey, my man, get outta here. Go go! - Huh? 764 00:39:29,934 --> 00:39:31,845 Stop slobbering and get your ass up outta here 765 00:39:31,902 --> 00:39:33,973 -Me? -Bye-bye. 766 00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:35,984 You sure? 767 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:40,522 I can go. Okay, I can go 768 00:39:45,082 --> 00:39:46,356 - Pussy! - Hey! 769 00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:48,658 What are you doing, man? Let me tell you something: 770 00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,255 you are wasting our time, all right? 771 00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:52,096 And you're bringing too much attention to this investigation 772 00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:53,829 with your hillbilly style of cop work 773 00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:55,666 Lemme-- lemme tell you something, my man, 774 00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:57,706 this is how this is gonna go down, okay? 775 00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,742 You gonna leave the drug bust to us, 776 00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:03,335 while you stick to writing traffic tickets 777 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:06,007 and breaking up domestic disputes, you understand? 778 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,311 - That's a pretty good accent - Thank you. 779 00:40:08,372 --> 00:40:10,648 Yam 780 00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:12,813 - Yes. - Good 781 00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:22,328 Feds 782 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:26,591 Look at Tony! There's Tony. 783 00:40:26,657 --> 00:40:27,692 Hell no 784 00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:29,533 Told y'all we was innocent! 785 00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:31,300 - Yeah, nigga. - God damn it 786 00:40:31,362 --> 00:40:33,899 It's just like the white male trying to keep a brother down 787 00:40:33,964 --> 00:40:35,671 Oh yeah, and I forgot to tell y'all 788 00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:37,610 Minister Farrakhan said what's up 789 00:40:37,668 --> 00:40:39,614 Alaikum assalam 790 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:44,715 Sign there 791 00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:47,984 - Where my EBT card at? - Hey, wait a minute. 792 00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:50,548 - Where are my keys, man? - You mean these? 793 00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:53,993 Damn, did I forget to tell you? No, you ain't getting 'em back. 794 00:40:54,051 --> 00:40:56,793 What the fuck you mean you ain't give me my keys, man? 795 00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:59,698 Apparently you got expired tags so we had to impound it. 796 00:40:59,757 --> 00:41:01,703 - My car?! - That's my car 797 00:41:01,759 --> 00:41:04,069 - Oh. - Now you boys are resourceful 798 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:07,701 I'm sure you'll have a long refreshing walk all the way back to Compton. 799 00:41:10,534 --> 00:41:13,447 Unless of course you want to stay. We're gonna do some shooting later 800 00:41:13,504 --> 00:41:15,313 No, we're good, we're good Let's go, let's go. 801 00:41:15,372 --> 00:41:17,875 Just gonna shoot some cans is all. Jamai-cans, 802 00:41:17,942 --> 00:41:20,786 Mexi-cans, Puerto Ri-cans 803 00:41:20,845 --> 00:41:22,825 Afri-cans. 804 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,793 - Now what the hell we supposed to do? - Shit, I don't know, man. 805 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:27,557 Shit, who the fuck can we call? 806 00:41:27,618 --> 00:41:31,156 Now with no car, no money and no way to get home, 807 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:33,429 I had them just where I wanted them. 808 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:36,802 It was time to put my plan in motion 809 00:41:36,861 --> 00:41:39,068 Shit, I don't know 810 00:41:39,129 --> 00:41:41,075 Hold up! 811 00:41:41,131 --> 00:41:42,542 Sanchez 812 00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:47,643 Fellas, back so soon? 813 00:41:47,705 --> 00:41:50,015 Yeah, man, we're in a real fucking bind now, man 814 00:41:50,074 --> 00:41:52,315 They done fuck around and pop me for my shit 815 00:41:52,376 --> 00:41:55,220 - and they took his car. - We barely got any money left, man, 816 00:41:55,279 --> 00:41:57,555 - and no way home now. - Man, what the fuck we gonna do? 817 00:41:57,615 --> 00:42:00,323 I've already made preparations for you guys to crash at my crib 818 00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:02,330 - I knew you'd be back - Your crib? 819 00:42:02,386 --> 00:42:05,629 We ain't about to stay in your crib! You see how this shit look? 820 00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:07,532 You got Christmas tree lights around this bitch. 821 00:42:07,591 --> 00:42:08,797 I know your house look even worse 822 00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:11,533 Baum - motherfucker? 823 00:42:19,637 --> 00:42:22,277 Sanchez, 824 00:42:22,339 --> 00:42:25,786 you, my friend, is living hillbilly fabulous around this bitch 825 00:42:25,843 --> 00:42:29,052 Hell yeah. Why you didn't tell us you had shit like this? 826 00:42:29,113 --> 00:42:32,890 Oh, you thought when I said I was stuck here, it was all bad 827 00:42:32,950 --> 00:42:37,126 Hell no. Come on, I want to show you something 828 00:42:37,187 --> 00:42:39,758 Right over here 829 00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:43,967 You living lovely, Sanchez. 830 00:42:44,028 --> 00:42:45,939 Hey, why don't you tell us what it is, shorty? 831 00:42:45,996 --> 00:42:49,205 Yeah, put me on some of this thing you got going on around here. 832 00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:50,768 - Yeah. - Fuck with me 833 00:42:50,834 --> 00:42:52,871 I don't know about that, but check this out. 834 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:59,287 - Shat. - Oh my God 835 00:42:59,343 --> 00:43:01,949 Oh shit 836 00:43:02,012 --> 00:43:05,050 Hush, mamacita Oh shit, oh shit. 837 00:43:05,115 --> 00:43:06,355 Can-- can I go-- in? 838 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,920 Yeah, go right ahead and grab a bud to smoke 839 00:43:08,986 --> 00:43:10,966 Oh Lord Jesus 840 00:43:12,890 --> 00:43:16,463 You see, this is what I do 841 00:43:16,527 --> 00:43:18,234 What, smoke weed? 842 00:43:19,663 --> 00:43:23,338 No, I cultivate it 843 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,971 I know what climate it likes 844 00:43:26,036 --> 00:43:28,573 what's the best source of nourishment? 845 00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:31,381 I know how it grows I know how it thinks. 846 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:35,618 I know how it feels. I am one with the sativa plant 847 00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:41,162 And most importantly I know when it's time to harvest. 848 00:43:41,218 --> 00:43:44,392 Right, well, I'm trying to harvest this weed into a blunt 849 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:46,731 Or a zigzag or something 850 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:48,997 Right over there in the box 851 00:43:49,059 --> 00:43:51,232 Appreciate it, folk 852 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:55,072 So that's what I do. I teach these hillbillies how to grow weed 853 00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:56,805 and they pay me well for it 854 00:43:56,867 --> 00:43:58,676 Why don't you just start your own crop? 855 00:43:58,736 --> 00:44:00,238 Oh, no way 856 00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:03,979 This mountain is basically controlled by two families 857 00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:07,887 Two families of inbred, backwood 858 00:44:07,945 --> 00:44:09,822 animalistic hillbillies 859 00:44:14,118 --> 00:44:17,429 the Gatsfields... 860 00:44:19,189 --> 00:44:20,725 and the McRoys 861 00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:24,595 My crop came up a few pounds short again! 862 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:27,302 I know your sons had something to do with it! 863 00:44:27,364 --> 00:44:31,176 I got my own crop! I ain't had nothing to do with that 864 00:44:40,878 --> 00:44:43,358 - Shit. - These two families have been feuding 865 00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:45,894 for years-- decades 866 00:44:45,949 --> 00:44:48,930 First it was moonshine and now it's chronic. 867 00:44:48,986 --> 00:44:52,058 You got me fucked up. I ain't going up there with them crackers 868 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:57,472 See, I told you from the get-go we should have just started rapping, man 869 00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:59,371 Man, what the fuck you talking about, man? 870 00:44:59,430 --> 00:45:01,967 It was your whole stupid-ass idea in the first place, man. 871 00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:05,536 Until I seen all that camping shit. I knew this was some fucked shit then 872 00:45:05,602 --> 00:45:07,582 It's too late now, Captain Dipshit. 873 00:45:07,638 --> 00:45:10,551 All right, come on, pendejos, stop it, all right? Listen, 874 00:45:10,607 --> 00:45:13,816 I got a foolproof plan to pull it off. 875 00:45:13,877 --> 00:45:16,551 That mean you gonna roll with us then, right? 876 00:45:16,613 --> 00:45:20,288 - No, I can't - Why not? 877 00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:22,023 I've been banished from up there 878 00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:24,088 Why is that? 879 00:45:24,154 --> 00:45:26,498 It's a long story, but I tell you what 880 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:28,969 I'm gonna send you up there to meet somebody that I know 881 00:45:29,026 --> 00:45:32,769 Her name is Marie. She's Jim Gatsfield's only daughter 882 00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:35,777 She works at the only bar up there-- 883 00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:37,608 The Last Call 884 00:45:44,808 --> 00:45:47,254 Oh yeah 885 00:45:52,116 --> 00:45:53,823 Hey, what's happening? How you doing? 886 00:45:53,884 --> 00:45:55,864 - I'm fine. - Yes, you are 887 00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:58,729 I'm Little Earl. This is my player partner 888 00:45:58,789 --> 00:46:01,269 - Ray Ray. - I'm Marie. 889 00:46:01,325 --> 00:46:03,327 Can I get y'all something to drink? 890 00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:07,341 Yeah, can we get two cognacs and a chaser on the side? 891 00:46:07,397 --> 00:46:10,378 - Hold the chaser. - Coming right up 892 00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:13,881 - She's fine. - What brings you around these parts? 893 00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:17,316 Well, Sanchez sent us up here, you know, 894 00:46:17,374 --> 00:46:20,514 - to holla at you - Sanchez? 895 00:46:20,577 --> 00:46:23,114 What would he send you up here for? 896 00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:25,251 To get some of them trees. 897 00:46:25,315 --> 00:46:27,955 - The what? - The crops, lady, the crops 898 00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:35,370 How about some drinks, sweetass? 899 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,371 The hell you boys doing in here? 900 00:46:38,428 --> 00:46:40,931 You know you ain't welcome in Gatsfield's bar. 901 00:46:40,998 --> 00:46:44,104 Me and my brother was sitting up on the hill drinking whiskey, 902 00:46:44,168 --> 00:46:47,741 when we decided tonight was the night we was gonna get a piece of that sweet ass. 903 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:51,582 The only thing y'all gonna get is a hole in your head. 904 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:56,189 I get it. You're only into dark meat 905 00:46:57,514 --> 00:46:59,323 Oh, I got your stuffin', baby 906 00:46:59,383 --> 00:47:01,192 What about you stuff some Febreze in your mouth? 907 00:47:01,251 --> 00:47:03,492 You talk pretty bold for a nigger 908 00:47:03,554 --> 00:47:06,160 Did you just call me a nigger? What the-- whoa, shit, he's strong 909 00:47:06,223 --> 00:47:08,396 But not you 910 00:47:08,458 --> 00:47:10,904 Punk, you hit me? I'm not talking about mine, huh? 911 00:47:10,961 --> 00:47:13,737 - Ooooh. - Fuckboy! 912 00:47:13,797 --> 00:47:16,710 - You gonna get yours! - You just got yours, pussy! 913 00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:18,576 FuckboY! 914 00:47:22,739 --> 00:47:24,878 Y'all all right? 915 00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:31,058 I want to thank y'all for saving me 916 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:36,157 Here you go 917 00:47:38,488 --> 00:47:41,799 What the fuck is going on in here? 918 00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:47,232 Where'd y'all get them guns from-- T.l.? 919 00:47:47,297 --> 00:47:50,039 Are you motherfuckers 920 00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:53,104 trying to put your ginormous-sized penises 921 00:47:53,170 --> 00:47:55,081 into our sweet Marie? 922 00:47:55,138 --> 00:47:57,778 - She's a virgin, you know - No, she ain't. 923 00:47:57,841 --> 00:48:00,082 How do you know? 924 00:48:00,143 --> 00:48:02,521 It was the crop Just so sweet. 925 00:48:02,579 --> 00:48:04,889 You fucking maggots were trying to touch my sister 926 00:48:04,948 --> 00:48:06,894 in places that family's only supposed to? 927 00:48:06,950 --> 00:48:09,430 - What? - I say we take these two pieces of shit 928 00:48:09,486 --> 00:48:12,467 - outside right now! - Yeah, and then dump their sorry asses 929 00:48:12,522 --> 00:48:14,468 down there by the river 930 00:48:14,524 --> 00:48:17,004 - Sounds like a plan. - No, y'all, they helped me 931 00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:19,438 The McRoy boys was here. That's why I flipped the alarm 932 00:48:19,496 --> 00:48:21,999 And these two ran 'em up on outta here 933 00:48:22,065 --> 00:48:24,978 Are you shitting me? These two? 934 00:48:25,035 --> 00:48:26,708 - Yeah. - I swung first 935 00:48:26,770 --> 00:48:28,943 Beat the crap outta them, had them running outta here 936 00:48:29,006 --> 00:48:30,644 - like a couple of sissies - "G" shit. 937 00:48:30,707 --> 00:48:33,551 Well, dip my balls in sweet cream and squat me 938 00:48:33,610 --> 00:48:35,954 - in a kitchen full of kittens - You're such a poet. 939 00:48:36,013 --> 00:48:38,857 Anybody that fucks with them McRoys 940 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,419 - are friends of ours - Absolutely! 941 00:48:41,485 --> 00:48:44,466 - You boys come over for dinner tonight - Aw, but, Paw, 942 00:48:44,521 --> 00:48:47,627 I wanted to kill them. I never get to kill nobody 943 00:48:47,691 --> 00:48:49,796 In time, son. In due time 944 00:48:58,902 --> 00:49:00,245 This barbecue's banging, man 945 00:49:00,304 --> 00:49:01,840 - What kind of meat is this? - Raccoon. 946 00:49:03,473 --> 00:49:05,612 Told ya 947 00:49:05,676 --> 00:49:07,519 Told ya not to eat it. 948 00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:11,616 Say, Earl, why don't you give us a song from back home? 949 00:49:11,682 --> 00:49:14,629 No, I couldn't play like that 950 00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:16,926 - Y'all ain't ready for me. - Hey! My old lady wants you 951 00:49:16,987 --> 00:49:20,901 to sing a song, sing a song. And it better not be Hank Williams 952 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:24,337 Some songs are sacrimonius around here 953 00:49:25,762 --> 00:49:28,675 - Spell sacrimonius - N-l-G-G-- 954 00:49:28,732 --> 00:49:30,803 All right, all right, all right 955 00:49:30,867 --> 00:49:32,073 All right 956 00:49:33,904 --> 00:49:36,783 Yeah, pluck them goddamn strings on that guitar 957 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,979 Let me show you how to get down 958 00:49:41,445 --> 00:49:43,254 Oh, I got one right here Turn me up. 959 00:49:46,350 --> 00:49:49,797 I stay smoking kush, she look like Reggie Bush 960 00:49:49,853 --> 00:49:51,389 Y'all look like some slackers 961 00:49:51,455 --> 00:49:53,401 Oops, I meant some crackers-- 962 00:49:53,457 --> 00:49:56,666 Crackers?! You want some crackers, go up in the house. 963 00:49:56,727 --> 00:49:59,264 - They're in the pantry. - Behind the moonshine 964 00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:01,969 Shit, that ain't nothing. I can do better than that 965 00:50:02,032 --> 00:50:05,172 J.R., pluck them strings you always pluck for me 966 00:50:05,235 --> 00:50:07,442 June Bug, bust a beat 967 00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:10,542 Yo, I chose this life, this life chose me 968 00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:14,815 I didn't choose this life, this life chose me 969 00:50:14,878 --> 00:50:17,688 I'm a hick from the sticks, bitch, don't sneak 970 00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:19,921 I puff a lot of pot, I drink a lot of booze 971 00:50:19,983 --> 00:50:22,429 Rhyme against me, I guarantee you'll lose 972 00:50:22,486 --> 00:50:24,727 Don't get me pissed, tryin' to dis my folks 973 00:50:24,788 --> 00:50:28,201 Next time you try and rap, wrap you lips around this and choke 974 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,899 That's my son! Came from my nut 975 00:50:33,964 --> 00:50:36,205 I can tell 976 00:50:39,936 --> 00:50:42,746 So what is it like growing up here in these mountains? 977 00:50:42,806 --> 00:50:45,218 Well 978 00:50:45,275 --> 00:50:47,118 it's all right, I guess 979 00:50:47,177 --> 00:50:50,215 I much rather would've grown up somewhere like Atlanta. 980 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,260 - Hmm, yeah - Yeah. 981 00:50:52,315 --> 00:50:54,226 Tell me what it's like there 982 00:50:54,284 --> 00:50:57,390 I always wanted to know what it's like to grow up in the city. 983 00:50:57,454 --> 00:51:00,162 I mean, I grew up there all my life 984 00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:03,636 It's cool I guess, but it's funny though 985 00:51:03,693 --> 00:51:07,698 When I came out here, I was just dying to get away from the hood 986 00:51:07,764 --> 00:51:09,801 - From what? - The hood. 987 00:51:09,866 --> 00:51:11,812 - The city. - Oh, sorry 988 00:51:14,037 --> 00:51:16,916 No, but like I was saying, I was just dying to get away 989 00:51:16,973 --> 00:51:18,884 But now that we're here, 990 00:51:18,942 --> 00:51:22,048 I kinda miss it, you know what I'm saying? Just the little things 991 00:51:22,112 --> 00:51:24,752 The liquor stores, the people, 992 00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:27,591 - the food. - You didn't like raccoon? 993 00:51:27,651 --> 00:51:29,790 No. Huh-uh 994 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,325 So 995 00:51:33,390 --> 00:51:35,427 what brought y'all around these parts? 996 00:51:35,492 --> 00:51:37,768 Sanchez sent us over here to get some crops. 997 00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:39,671 - We gonna-- - Oh, shh! 998 00:51:41,698 --> 00:51:43,644 You trying to get yourself killed? 999 00:51:49,406 --> 00:51:52,353 Say, Earl, you want to smoke some? 1000 00:51:52,409 --> 00:51:55,219 Did LeBron mama get fucked? 1001 00:51:57,247 --> 00:51:58,692 Try that shit out 1002 00:51:58,748 --> 00:52:00,989 You ain't said nothing but a word, man. 1003 00:52:02,519 --> 00:52:04,465 He's gonna fucking do it 1004 00:52:07,090 --> 00:52:09,092 The fuck you sniggling for?! 1005 00:52:09,159 --> 00:52:11,332 That's fucking crystal meth, dude 1006 00:52:11,394 --> 00:52:13,340 You retard ! 1007 00:52:33,049 --> 00:52:36,496 So y'all are here to snatch some crop? 1008 00:52:36,553 --> 00:52:39,033 Yeah, Sanchez sent us up here to holla at you about 1009 00:52:39,089 --> 00:52:41,626 snatching up some crops, so we try and come up. 1010 00:52:41,691 --> 00:52:44,171 You know that'll get you killed around these parts? 1011 00:52:44,227 --> 00:52:47,231 Pfft, killed? Niggas face death every day 1012 00:52:47,297 --> 00:52:49,607 living in the hood 1013 00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:51,771 Well, you're a brave man 1014 00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:53,906 I'm just trying to make a credit 1015 00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:56,974 Make what? 1016 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,680 Never mind. So what's up with the crops? 1017 00:52:59,743 --> 00:53:02,781 Mmm, you sure that's all you wanna talk about? 1018 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,326 Business first, you know 1019 00:53:05,382 --> 00:53:07,794 - Maybe a little pleasure later - Mmm. 1020 00:53:07,851 --> 00:53:09,853 Well, how about a little of both? 1021 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,992 - Mmm, well... - Marie! 1022 00:53:13,056 --> 00:53:15,662 - Yeah? - Time to come in 1023 00:53:15,725 --> 00:53:18,365 Look, you want to finish this later? 1024 00:53:18,428 --> 00:53:20,601 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm - Yeah, later. 1025 00:53:22,132 --> 00:53:23,440 Marie! 1026 00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:26,003 Here I come 1027 00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:29,047 I'll holla at you in a little bit 1028 00:53:30,307 --> 00:53:32,253 Where do I... sleep 1029 00:53:32,309 --> 00:53:34,220 Mann 1030 00:53:40,016 --> 00:53:42,519 Don't put that thumb in my ass 1031 00:54:01,171 --> 00:54:02,912 Where are they going? 1032 00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:05,249 Oh, they're all going on to work on the crops. 1033 00:54:06,443 --> 00:54:07,922 - Earl. - It's a curable disease 1034 00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:10,185 - Oh, come on, Earl, get up. - It's a curable disease, baby 1035 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:11,487 Get up! They're going to get the crops 1036 00:54:11,548 --> 00:54:12,959 - Who? - Let's go, man. Come on 1037 00:54:13,016 --> 00:54:15,257 Don't forget your lunch 1038 00:54:15,318 --> 00:54:18,299 Oh, you flirt. You old flirt! 1039 00:54:18,355 --> 00:54:21,097 There you go 1040 00:54:21,157 --> 00:54:23,660 - Scoot! - Don't look at my booty 1041 00:54:23,727 --> 00:54:25,468 How can I help it? 1042 00:54:30,867 --> 00:54:33,939 - We got a big day ahead of us, bro - It's just weed, man. 1043 00:54:34,004 --> 00:54:35,483 Yeah 1044 00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:41,516 Yeah, let's go 1045 00:54:41,578 --> 00:54:43,251 - Let's roll, buddy - You're strong. 1046 00:54:43,313 --> 00:54:45,520 - Aw, no, shit. - What's up, baby? You good? 1047 00:54:45,582 --> 00:54:48,188 Everybody that voted for Barack Obama? 1048 00:54:48,251 --> 00:54:50,094 Get outta my truck. That means you two 1049 00:54:50,153 --> 00:54:51,962 - We got work to do - I can't vote. 1050 00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:54,502 We don't mind working, though We can work all day. 1051 00:54:54,557 --> 00:54:57,834 - I like to earn my keep - Paw said you can't go 1052 00:54:57,894 --> 00:55:00,340 So I suggest you two get the fuck outta this truck 1053 00:55:00,397 --> 00:55:02,877 before I skin one of you city motherfuckers. 1054 00:55:02,932 --> 00:55:04,969 - I do not need a haircut - All right, damn, man. 1055 00:55:05,035 --> 00:55:06,105 All right, all right 1056 00:55:06,169 --> 00:55:07,671 I know when we're not wanted 1057 00:55:07,737 --> 00:55:09,341 - Let's roll. - Yeah, I can tell when we ain't wanted 1058 00:55:09,406 --> 00:55:12,148 It's a damn shame. Okay 1059 00:55:12,208 --> 00:55:13,687 Yeehaw 1060 00:55:22,218 --> 00:55:24,596 - Fucking bite me! - Oh, Lord! 1061 00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:26,827 Why he do that? 1062 00:55:26,890 --> 00:55:29,632 His daddy must be running up in here. 1063 00:55:31,261 --> 00:55:33,070 Man, this really sucks 1064 00:55:33,129 --> 00:55:36,042 We ain't got no weed, we ain't got no money 1065 00:55:36,099 --> 00:55:38,375 And on top of that, I had to see this white man's ass 1066 00:55:38,435 --> 00:55:40,073 that look like an empty eye socket 1067 00:55:40,136 --> 00:55:42,548 I'm gone. Man, I'm tired of this 1068 00:55:42,605 --> 00:55:45,211 - Where-- where you going? - I gotta go boo-boo. 1069 00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:53,460 Now what the fuck are we gonna do? 1070 00:55:56,152 --> 00:55:57,426 Hey, come on 1071 00:55:57,487 --> 00:55:59,398 Game 1072 00:56:03,159 --> 00:56:05,332 The hell this fool go? 1073 00:56:05,395 --> 00:56:08,205 Hey! You left me 1074 00:56:09,799 --> 00:56:12,507 Yodelayheehoo-hoo. 1075 00:56:12,569 --> 00:56:15,573 Hi there, sexy 1076 00:56:15,638 --> 00:56:18,448 Tell me, what would you do 1077 00:56:18,508 --> 00:56:20,579 for some of this? 1078 00:56:22,512 --> 00:56:24,253 - Hmm? - Unfortunately anything 1079 00:56:24,314 --> 00:56:27,022 Oh, that's kinda what I thought 1080 00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:30,826 Won't you follow Ma? Come on now. 1081 00:56:30,887 --> 00:56:33,629 Don't be shy Come on. 1082 00:56:33,690 --> 00:56:35,692 - I wish I was shy - Whoo! 1083 00:56:35,759 --> 00:56:37,397 Oooh! 1084 00:56:38,661 --> 00:56:40,766 - Hey, where are we going? - You'll see. 1085 00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:44,738 Mam 1086 00:56:44,801 --> 00:56:47,281 all timid and shy 1087 00:56:47,337 --> 00:56:51,479 You're just a little cute little baby is what you are 1088 00:56:51,541 --> 00:56:54,647 - Don't you want to smoke? - Yes, now. Can I do it right now? 1089 00:56:54,711 --> 00:56:56,349 - Huh-uh-uh. - I need it right now 1090 00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:58,757 No no no. No love, no bud 1091 00:56:58,815 --> 00:57:00,817 Can we get this over with? 1092 00:57:00,884 --> 00:57:04,627 That's just what Paw said on our wedding night, you poet 1093 00:57:04,687 --> 00:57:08,567 Come on now. Slip them panties off 1094 00:57:08,625 --> 00:57:10,901 I'm so stupid! 1095 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,997 These are not panties neither 1096 00:57:13,062 --> 00:57:14,735 - Oh really? - These are briefs! 1097 00:57:14,798 --> 00:57:17,438 Oh my goodness, now you're all the man, aren't you? 1098 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:20,538 Oh my! Look, I was right You are packing. 1099 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:23,607 I'm gonna have to take my teeth out for this. 1100 00:57:23,673 --> 00:57:25,778 Teeth? 1101 00:57:28,178 --> 00:57:29,748 Ahh-- Oh 1102 00:57:29,813 --> 00:57:31,486 Oh-- oh my God 1103 00:57:31,548 --> 00:57:32,993 Oh- 1104 00:57:33,049 --> 00:57:35,188 This weed-- 1105 00:57:35,251 --> 00:57:37,197 this weed right here is the bomb, man. 1106 00:57:37,253 --> 00:57:40,257 - Your pops grow this shit right here? - Mm-hmm. 1107 00:57:40,323 --> 00:57:43,031 Yeah, I got it out of a secret stash. 1108 00:57:43,092 --> 00:57:46,369 Secret stash? All the weed they growing up there, 1109 00:57:46,429 --> 00:57:48,409 why they don't just give you some? 1110 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:51,344 Give"? 1111 00:57:51,401 --> 00:57:55,213 No, sugar. They don't give me anything 1112 00:57:55,271 --> 00:57:57,877 Shit. Thank you 1113 00:57:57,941 --> 00:58:00,649 The only time they pay attention to me 1114 00:58:00,710 --> 00:58:03,247 is when the McRoy boys are bothering me 1115 00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:05,759 or if they want me to sleep in the bed with them 1116 00:58:05,815 --> 00:58:07,886 so they can grope all over me and shit 1117 00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:10,932 - Your father too? - My father, my mother, my brothers, 1118 00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:13,194 the uncles, cousins-- all of them, shit. 1119 00:58:13,256 --> 00:58:15,327 - That's how family does - That's fucked up. 1120 00:58:15,391 --> 00:58:16,961 - Pilot? - Yes. 1121 00:58:17,026 --> 00:58:19,768 All right, we want to make sure we fly nice and low. Make sure we get 1122 00:58:19,829 --> 00:58:21,968 - the faces of these bastards - Roger. 1123 00:58:34,744 --> 00:58:37,054 Looks pretty good 1124 00:58:37,113 --> 00:58:40,287 Think I'll leave it out here another week or so 1125 00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:52,035 All right, get ready, get ready 1126 00:59:00,436 --> 00:59:02,347 You see that sumbitch taking pictures? 1127 00:59:02,405 --> 00:59:04,043 Who was it? 1128 00:59:04,107 --> 00:59:05,552 I don't know 1129 00:59:05,608 --> 00:59:08,646 So we gotta harvest this sooner than I thought. 1130 00:59:16,586 --> 00:59:19,157 Now you know you was wrong for having me in that boat today 1131 00:59:19,222 --> 00:59:21,133 - Ah, you all right. - You know black folks 1132 00:59:21,190 --> 00:59:22,498 and water don't get along too good 1133 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,402 What if I could've drown? 1134 00:59:24,460 --> 00:59:26,997 Oh, I guess I would have had to give you mouth-to-mouth. 1135 00:59:27,063 --> 00:59:28,770 Oh shit, you can do that anyway 1136 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:34,413 Maybe we should hurry up and get back before my dad and them get home. 1137 00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:36,780 - Shit, let's do it - All right. 1138 00:59:44,814 --> 00:59:47,624 - Oh yeah yeah - Mmm... 1139 00:59:52,121 --> 00:59:54,829 What? What's up, fellas? Hey, what's happening? 1140 00:59:54,891 --> 00:59:57,667 You took a wrong fucking turn somewhere, buddy. 1141 00:59:57,727 --> 01:00:00,401 Uh well, we just took a cruise in a boat. 1142 01:00:00,463 --> 01:00:02,704 And we was headed back up the hill 1143 01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:04,711 and we about to bounce right now 1144 01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:07,577 - No, you ain't going nowhere - Hey look, y'all, 1145 01:00:07,637 --> 01:00:10,982 - we're Gatsfields. - I don't give a pig's ass who you are 1146 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:14,044 Strip 1147 01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:18,850 Hey, pump your brakes there, Girls Gone Wild. 1148 01:00:18,915 --> 01:00:20,622 Just him 1149 01:00:20,683 --> 01:00:23,493 - Oh no no no, hell no - Strip! 1150 01:00:23,553 --> 01:00:26,363 Man, okay, wait a minute, man Damn, hold up, hold up. 1151 01:00:28,324 --> 01:00:29,860 I can't believe this shit, man 1152 01:00:29,926 --> 01:00:31,963 What y'all gonna do, man? 1153 01:00:32,028 --> 01:00:33,769 We're gonna fuck you 1154 01:00:33,830 --> 01:00:36,106 and make your little girlfriend here watch 1155 01:00:36,165 --> 01:00:39,476 Yeah, I'll make you squeal like a pig! 1156 01:00:39,535 --> 01:00:41,811 Oh no, wait a minute, man Hold up. One thing. 1157 01:00:41,871 --> 01:00:44,181 One thing before you do that, man, let me just do one thing. 1158 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:47,119 Let me hit this one time and you can do whatever, man 1159 01:00:47,176 --> 01:00:49,486 Just one time. Just let me hit this 1160 01:01:34,390 --> 01:01:36,666 They ain't shit. Alls I need is some weed 1161 01:01:36,726 --> 01:01:40,697 I'll show them motherfuckers my "Blunted Master" technique 1162 01:01:42,331 --> 01:01:44,277 I 9011 you 1163 01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:48,179 Fuck me? No, fuck y'all 1164 01:01:52,475 --> 01:01:55,319 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. 1165 01:01:57,213 --> 01:01:59,215 Hey, where the hell you been?! 1166 01:01:59,282 --> 01:02:00,852 Come on, man Chill out, man. 1167 01:02:00,917 --> 01:02:02,590 You're carrying around picnic baskets 1168 01:02:02,652 --> 01:02:04,359 Old sucker for lunch-- got you sprung. 1169 01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:06,263 - Oh man, chill out, man - Oh, my ass. 1170 01:02:06,322 --> 01:02:08,893 Come on, man. I'm out there with bugs and shit 1171 01:02:08,958 --> 01:02:11,438 - Man, what's happening? - Man, whatever. 1172 01:02:11,494 --> 01:02:13,804 Marie, where the hell is the goddamn weed at? 1173 01:02:13,863 --> 01:02:15,240 Shh. Hey, chill out, man 1174 01:02:15,298 --> 01:02:17,744 I got this under control. You know what I'm saying? 1175 01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,245 We leaving tonight 1176 01:02:19,302 --> 01:02:21,714 And Marie- she going with us 1177 01:02:21,771 --> 01:02:24,377 We ain't going nowhere with this basic-ass hill rat. 1178 01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:26,750 - No? - She look regular as hell in the city 1179 01:02:26,809 --> 01:02:29,790 Well, I know where all the booby traps are, so fuck your face 1180 01:02:29,846 --> 01:02:31,621 - Fuck your face! - Fuck your face! 1181 01:02:31,681 --> 01:02:33,251 - Fuck your face! - Fuck your mother's face! 1182 01:02:33,316 --> 01:02:34,989 Fuck your face, waffle-house, teeth-ass bitch! 1183 01:02:35,051 --> 01:02:37,725 Fuck your damn face. Fuck your goatee and your big eyebrows 1184 01:02:37,787 --> 01:02:39,858 - and fuck your little-ass neck! - Chill out, chill out. 1185 01:02:39,922 --> 01:02:42,129 Look here, you gotta pick either me or her. Make a choice 1186 01:02:42,191 --> 01:02:44,262 Oh, Earl, 1187 01:02:44,327 --> 01:02:46,432 I just wanted to thank you 1188 01:02:46,496 --> 01:02:49,340 for all that plumbing work you did for me 1189 01:02:49,398 --> 01:02:51,002 this morning. 1190 01:02:51,067 --> 01:02:53,377 You really cleaned out my pipes 1191 01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:55,575 I'll step in any booby trap you want me to. Let's go. 1192 01:02:55,638 --> 01:02:57,481 Let's go. I'm ready to die 1193 01:03:27,203 --> 01:03:28,409 Watch out 1194 01:03:29,839 --> 01:03:33,309 - Who the fuck is this? - They only guard it like this 1195 01:03:33,376 --> 01:03:37,119 - when it's a close call - Close call like what? 1196 01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:40,161 Pot snatchers or the police 1197 01:03:41,384 --> 01:03:43,864 So they gonna shoot it out with the fucking police? 1198 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:47,163 No, they got flamethrower things 1199 01:03:47,223 --> 01:03:48,759 at each corner of the crops 1200 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:50,634 - That's some smart-ass hillbillies - Mm-hmm. 1201 01:03:50,693 --> 01:03:53,230 Man, I'm glad you're so impressed with their criminality 1202 01:03:53,296 --> 01:03:55,572 But now how the fuck we supposed to get this weed? 1203 01:03:55,631 --> 01:03:58,111 I guess we're gonna have to come up with another plan. 1204 01:04:00,703 --> 01:04:03,377 Oh shit, come on Come on, nigga. 1205 01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:10,283 See, Ray and Earl or even I didn't realize 1206 01:04:10,346 --> 01:04:12,383 we had picked the worst possible time 1207 01:04:12,448 --> 01:04:14,052 to make a move 1208 01:04:14,116 --> 01:04:17,359 The DEA agents were hot on the Gatsfield's tail 1209 01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:20,196 and preparing to make a bust 1210 01:04:20,256 --> 01:04:22,258 All right, ladies and gentlemen, 1211 01:04:22,325 --> 01:04:24,396 - and Deputy Dick - Dan. 1212 01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:27,600 Whatever. We are gonna send our ground troops 1213 01:04:27,663 --> 01:04:30,075 on the ground right here, while simultaneously 1214 01:04:30,132 --> 01:04:32,840 choppers will be landing here on the field. 1215 01:04:32,902 --> 01:04:34,973 - Okay? - What day are we doing this? 1216 01:04:35,037 --> 01:04:37,039 Tomorrow 1217 01:04:37,106 --> 01:04:39,086 - Now-- - Tomorrow's bowling night 1218 01:04:39,141 --> 01:04:41,621 - Can we do it Thursday? - Deputy Dan? 1219 01:04:41,677 --> 01:04:43,884 You're not stuck on stupid, are you? 1220 01:04:43,946 --> 01:04:47,086 You're dangling on dummy Shut the hell up. 1221 01:04:47,149 --> 01:04:49,561 Where the hell did you find this guy? 1222 01:04:49,619 --> 01:04:51,394 Are we clear? Any questions? 1223 01:04:51,454 --> 01:04:53,331 What's he mean by that? 1224 01:04:54,857 --> 01:04:56,359 All right, look, y'all 1225 01:04:56,425 --> 01:04:58,405 - we gonna come out right here - Uh-huh. 1226 01:04:58,461 --> 01:05:01,670 Start here and we gonna come out somewhere about right here. 1227 01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:05,042 And we gonna be off on the freeway and then after that we home free. 1228 01:05:05,101 --> 01:05:06,205 - Cool. - Okay? 1229 01:05:06,269 --> 01:05:07,646 - Yeah yeah - Good. 1230 01:05:07,703 --> 01:05:10,479 That shit sound good, but so did your other plan 1231 01:05:10,539 --> 01:05:12,985 that got fucked up. 1232 01:05:13,042 --> 01:05:16,251 Look,baby, this here is foolproof 1233 01:05:16,312 --> 01:05:19,020 That's what your mouth say I don't believe that shit. 1234 01:05:19,081 --> 01:05:21,288 Well, this is right this time, I promise 1235 01:05:21,350 --> 01:05:23,660 - I know it for a fact. - Hell, all your shit always- 1236 01:05:23,719 --> 01:05:25,596 Shut the hell up! 1237 01:05:25,655 --> 01:05:28,636 Get your girl, man. I ain't buying that fucking shit. You know how I get. 1238 01:05:28,691 --> 01:05:30,398 - Carry your ass - I slap bitches. 1239 01:05:30,459 --> 01:05:31,904 - Get him. - Man, you better get your girl 1240 01:05:31,961 --> 01:05:33,099 before I Chris Brown her ass 1241 01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:35,369 Chill out, man. Let's concentrate on the weed 1242 01:05:35,431 --> 01:05:38,810 Man, you concentrate on checking her, man. I'm tired of all this shit. 1243 01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:41,712 - She know what she doing. - Fuck you and motherfuck you! 1244 01:06:05,194 --> 01:06:08,004 You know what? I thought about it, I'm a chill 1245 01:06:08,064 --> 01:06:09,543 - That's cool - I'm a chill. 1246 01:06:09,598 --> 01:06:10,702 Cool. All right now 1247 01:06:10,766 --> 01:06:12,803 I take my fuck back from you, but still fuck you. 1248 01:06:12,868 --> 01:06:14,711 - When are we gonna do this? - Tomorrow morning. 1249 01:06:14,770 --> 01:06:16,340 I heard my daddy and them saying they was 1250 01:06:16,405 --> 01:06:18,407 harvesting the crops tomorrow morning We're outta here. 1251 01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:19,976 Shit, tomorrow morning it is then. 1252 01:06:20,042 --> 01:06:22,750 Yeah. Uh-huh 1253 01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:24,291 Mm-hmm. 1254 01:06:24,347 --> 01:06:26,020 You a sucker-for-love nigga, man 1255 01:07:32,314 --> 01:07:34,885 - What are you doing here, Marie? - It's the McRoy boys. 1256 01:07:34,950 --> 01:07:36,987 They got my daddy and them down at the house 1257 01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:39,761 daddy Him 1258 01:07:41,957 --> 01:07:44,801 Come on, y'all. We don't have enough time. Come on, hurry up 1259 01:07:50,199 --> 01:07:52,770 What the hell are you doing? Who's guarding the crops? 1260 01:07:52,835 --> 01:07:56,009 Marie's guarding the crops. She said the McRoys are back at the house. 1261 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:58,643 What? Ain't no McRoys at the house 1262 01:07:58,707 --> 01:08:01,313 That little sweetass is lying Let's get back up the hill! 1263 01:08:01,377 --> 01:08:03,288 Yeah, finally going to get to kill somebody! 1264 01:08:03,345 --> 01:08:05,120 Center mass, Lil June, center mass! 1265 01:08:05,181 --> 01:08:06,785 In between the nipple and the knee. 1266 01:08:06,849 --> 01:08:09,557 Hey, y'all come on and hurry up now 1267 01:08:09,618 --> 01:08:12,326 - before they get back. - All right, just one more row 1268 01:08:12,388 --> 01:08:14,629 Ugh, God! 1269 01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:19,069 No, come on, y'all! Come on! 1270 01:08:21,030 --> 01:08:22,202 Oh shit 1271 01:08:34,543 --> 01:08:38,514 Stop shooting! Don't shoot the shed You know what's in there! 1272 01:08:38,581 --> 01:08:41,061 Hold up, man. All we want is the weed and we up outta here 1273 01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:42,960 - Man, that's it. - You sumbitches ain't leaving 1274 01:08:43,018 --> 01:08:44,588 this motherfucker alive 1275 01:08:44,653 --> 01:08:47,429 - Yeah, you city queers - Hold up, son. 1276 01:08:47,490 --> 01:08:50,096 Who the fuck you think you talking to, buddy? 1277 01:08:50,159 --> 01:08:52,036 I will flame all you mothers 1278 01:08:52,094 --> 01:08:54,040 Especially Range-Rover-face-ass. 1279 01:08:54,096 --> 01:08:56,042 - You better shut your boy up - June, 1280 01:08:56,098 --> 01:08:58,544 shut your Range-Rover face up 1281 01:08:58,601 --> 01:09:02,845 Now listen, maybe we can come to some sort of comprise. 1282 01:09:02,905 --> 01:09:04,748 It's compromise, you dumb fuck. 1283 01:09:04,807 --> 01:09:07,253 And we ain't coming to no compromise We taking all this shit. 1284 01:09:07,309 --> 01:09:09,983 We're gonna take all your kids from you, bitch 1285 01:09:10,045 --> 01:09:11,991 I'm afraid I can't let you do that 1286 01:09:12,047 --> 01:09:14,391 - All right, all right, all right! - Whoa whoa whoa! 1287 01:09:14,450 --> 01:09:15,724 - Whoa whoa whoa - Stop. 1288 01:09:15,784 --> 01:09:18,230 Listen, you can take the pot, 1289 01:09:18,287 --> 01:09:20,494 but Marie's staying with me 1290 01:09:20,556 --> 01:09:22,297 - No no! - Go ahead, take that bitch 1291 01:09:22,358 --> 01:09:25,032 - I don't want nothing to do with her - No, that ain't going down. 1292 01:09:25,094 --> 01:09:27,199 Oh yeah, she goes down a lot 1293 01:09:27,263 --> 01:09:28,708 - Mm. - Fuck it. 1294 01:09:28,764 --> 01:09:32,268 My dawg say she coming with us, so I guess we get the weed 1295 01:09:32,334 --> 01:09:35,611 - and her-- for now. - Are you just gonna 1296 01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:37,947 leave my earthworm 1297 01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:40,214 to suck that black snake? 1298 01:09:40,276 --> 01:09:42,586 Hey, it is what it is, man 1299 01:09:45,247 --> 01:09:47,352 - Oh shit! - Come on, come on 1300 01:09:47,416 --> 01:09:49,794 Let me drive. Get in 1301 01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:52,332 Oh oh, let's get flow 1302 01:09:52,388 --> 01:09:55,164 - California shit good, state grown - Let's get moving! 1303 01:10:02,965 --> 01:10:05,070 That was fun 1304 01:10:05,134 --> 01:10:08,741 I'm glad you had so much fun, cause here these motherfuckers come 1305 01:10:08,804 --> 01:10:10,249 - Huh? - Oh shit! 1306 01:10:29,425 --> 01:10:30,802 You know, we-- 1307 01:10:30,859 --> 01:10:33,465 we should be getting the hell up outta here. You know? 1308 01:10:33,529 --> 01:10:35,736 - Yeah. - What the hell are we doing here? 1309 01:10:35,798 --> 01:10:38,210 You know what I'm saying? You know what I want to do? 1310 01:10:38,267 --> 01:10:41,009 - Can we land this thing over at KFC? - Sure. 1311 01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:43,744 Yeah! You're my dawg, dawg! 1312 01:10:46,642 --> 01:10:49,816 Hey, if a tree is burning 1313 01:10:49,878 --> 01:10:52,324 you know, in the forest, 1314 01:10:52,381 --> 01:10:54,190 anybody $11211 IQ 1315 01:10:56,185 --> 01:10:57,630 - That's deep, man - Right? 1316 01:10:57,686 --> 01:10:59,563 I never thought about that 1317 01:11:09,732 --> 01:11:12,303 Man, I can't believe 1318 01:11:12,368 --> 01:11:14,644 outta all the bullshit-ass trucks you would get, 1319 01:11:14,703 --> 01:11:17,240 - you'd get the one that'd break down - Oh, fuck you, Earl. 1320 01:11:17,306 --> 01:11:19,752 At least you got your goddamn weed, babe 1321 01:11:19,808 --> 01:11:21,617 Yeah, we got the weed, but shit! 1322 01:11:21,677 --> 01:11:23,384 We ain't got no way to get home now. 1323 01:11:23,445 --> 01:11:25,288 - How the fuck we gonna get home? - Use your thumb. 1324 01:11:25,347 --> 01:11:26,883 Or your mouth. Maybe that's more like-- 1325 01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:28,622 That ain't gonna get us nowhere-- nowhere 1326 01:11:28,684 --> 01:11:30,186 - Fuck you, fuck him - Fuck her. 1327 01:11:30,252 --> 01:11:33,495 - Hey, want to get lifted? - Daddy! Hey, Daddy! 1328 01:11:33,555 --> 01:11:35,592 - Daddy? - See, honey, I told you 1329 01:11:35,658 --> 01:11:37,501 I was gonna get you outta here someday. 1330 01:11:37,559 --> 01:11:39,038 Man, what's going on? 1331 01:11:39,094 --> 01:11:40,767 Why you didn't tell us this was your daughter? 1332 01:11:40,829 --> 01:11:43,309 Yeah, that's how I got stuck here 1333 01:11:43,365 --> 01:11:45,811 I couldn't leave here without my baby. 1334 01:11:45,868 --> 01:11:48,405 Yes! Told y'all I could get y'all a ride. 1335 01:11:48,470 --> 01:11:51,349 Come on, get in. I'll tell you all about it 1336 01:11:51,407 --> 01:11:54,286 - on the way out. - You're hiding a ton of things 1337 01:12:03,252 --> 01:12:05,755 Look here, that's one hell of a story, man 1338 01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:07,266 Is it true? 1339 01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:10,304 - 100%. - Damn! 1340 01:12:10,359 --> 01:12:13,670 So I know they made it back to the hood with all that sweet sativa 1341 01:12:13,729 --> 01:12:16,232 and flipped that shit, now they sitting on fat 1342 01:12:16,298 --> 01:12:18,505 Hey, I know they got cheese, man 1343 01:12:18,567 --> 01:12:21,173 No, they flat broke, man They spent it 1344 01:12:21,236 --> 01:12:23,978 on lowriders and hookers. How much of this do you want? 1345 01:12:24,039 --> 01:12:25,882 Of this shit right here? 1346 01:12:25,941 --> 01:12:28,945 Man, I want all of this motherfucking shit, nigga 1347 01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:30,854 Kick that in, right now 1348 01:12:30,913 --> 01:12:33,860 It's always a pleasure doing business with you, baby 1349 01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:36,021 - Shit, right on - There you go 1350 01:12:36,085 --> 01:12:37,325 D-E-V the D-U-D-E 1351 01:12:37,386 --> 01:12:38,694 Coffee for the E-X-E-C 1352 01:12:39,722 --> 01:12:41,759 Just as I am with dandy 1353 01:12:41,824 --> 01:12:44,805 Fifth Ward, Ailey Dance, street club freaks, Spice Lane 1354 01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:47,272 To all the killers who nose full of 'caine 1355 01:12:47,329 --> 01:12:49,900 To all the underclassmen who rose from the fray 1356 01:12:49,965 --> 01:12:52,809 For those who never has-been thinking they sired Cain 1357 01:12:52,868 --> 01:12:55,348 To all of those who wanna be, really thinking they are 1358 01:12:55,404 --> 01:12:58,214 Even though they reach their limit and took it too far 1359 01:12:58,273 --> 01:13:01,277 This for those who are really thinking they focused 1360 01:13:01,343 --> 01:13:04,119 Never up the nose, dipping cigarettes is bogus 1361 01:13:04,179 --> 01:13:06,625 All we need, we roll it inhale and hold it 1362 01:13:06,682 --> 01:13:09,322 Exhale, 'cause hell, all we need, we smoke it 1363 01:13:10,719 --> 01:13:13,495 All you need is weed and nothing else 1364 01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:16,058 Sit back and roll one and enjoy yourself 1365 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:18,799 All them other narcotics fuck up your health 1366 01:13:18,861 --> 01:13:21,034 Yeah yeah yeah 1367 01:13:21,096 --> 01:13:24,236 All you need is weed and nothing else 1368 01:13:24,299 --> 01:13:27,109 Sit back and roll one and enjoy yourself 1369 01:13:27,169 --> 01:13:29,911 All them other narcotics fuck up your health 1370 01:13:29,972 --> 01:13:31,918 Yeah yeah yeah 1371 01:13:31,974 --> 01:13:34,352 I got an old school partner, he smoke crack 1372 01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:37,050 He's fierce with the lyrics, but he probably won't come back 1373 01:13:37,112 --> 01:13:39,991 To the studio, because he might be out creepin' 1374 01:13:40,048 --> 01:13:42,619 In somebody's house, trying to clean 'em out, thievin' 1375 01:13:42,684 --> 01:13:45,460 I know another nigga, he smoke fry 1376 01:13:45,521 --> 01:13:47,523 He always cry, but we don't know why 1377 01:13:47,589 --> 01:13:50,763 We tried to give him advice, but he wouldn't take it 1378 01:13:50,826 --> 01:13:53,432 Saw him last Wednesday walking down the street beggin 1379 01:13:53,495 --> 01:13:56,533 My homeboy used to holla, but he's out there snorting powder 1380 01:13:56,598 --> 01:13:58,942 Hour after hour, but he'd never take a shower 1381 01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:01,709 And I guess it's cool if you can handle your thing 1382 01:14:01,770 --> 01:14:04,512 But it's kinda fucked up if you dismantle your brain 1383 01:14:04,573 --> 01:14:07,144 Like my nigga poking his veins with tracks in his arm 1384 01:14:07,209 --> 01:14:10,088 He ain't real cool, but he's always calm 1385 01:14:10,145 --> 01:14:12,591 He disappear real quick and shoot up one D 1386 01:14:12,648 --> 01:14:15,219 I tried to pass him the weed the nigga asleep. 1387 01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:20,365 What you know about that hydro? 1388 01:14:20,422 --> 01:14:22,095 All these strains, Early Girl 1389 01:14:22,157 --> 01:14:24,569 Purple Haze, Afghani, straight Candy 1390 01:14:24,626 --> 01:14:26,230 Nigerian weed, Maui Wowie 1391 01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:28,468 Blueberry, Island Lady Indigo weed 1392 01:14:28,530 --> 01:14:30,168 Holland's Hope, Hindu Kush 1393 01:14:30,232 --> 01:14:31,836 Master Kush, Northern Bright 1394 01:14:46,048 --> 01:14:49,086 I'm riding to the chronic smoking chronic 1395 01:14:49,151 --> 01:14:51,563 Blueberry balls are called sonic 1396 01:14:51,620 --> 01:14:54,533 Man, it picks me up, you know about me 1397 01:14:54,590 --> 01:14:57,696 Please don't come around me if you don't smoke weed 1398 01:14:59,261 --> 01:15:01,434 I'm smoking like a teapot 1399 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:04,637 Are you scared of this shit that we've got? 1400 01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:06,270 Push 'em good, nigga 1401 01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:08,406 No seeds 1402 01:15:08,470 --> 01:15:10,780 Droski 1403 01:15:10,839 --> 01:15:13,911 In addition I've gotta track the police 1404 01:15:13,976 --> 01:15:17,423 And everybody within four feet 1405 01:15:17,479 --> 01:15:19,982 I'm looking like I got no sleep 1406 01:15:20,048 --> 01:15:23,120 But I'm cool like a bag of ice with no cold feet 1407 01:15:23,185 --> 01:15:26,632 Two blunts I roll, home sweets 1408 01:15:26,688 --> 01:15:29,862 I see two hos, I get ball freeze 1409 01:15:29,925 --> 01:15:32,769 We hook up then we smoke weed 1410 01:15:32,828 --> 01:15:35,502 We blow the blunts then they blow me 1411 01:15:35,564 --> 01:15:36,907 What you know about that hydro? 1412 01:15:36,965 --> 01:15:38,501 All these strains, Early Girl 1413 01:15:38,567 --> 01:15:40,740 Purple Haze, Afghani, straight Candy 1414 01:15:40,802 --> 01:15:42,543 Nigerian weed Maui Wowie 1415 01:15:42,604 --> 01:15:44,811 Blueberry, Island Lady Indigo weed 1416 01:15:44,873 --> 01:15:46,443 Holland's Hope, Hindu Kush 1417 01:15:46,508 --> 01:15:48,215 Master Kush, Northern Bright 1418 01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:49,847 What you know about that hydro? 1419 01:15:49,912 --> 01:15:51,323 All these strains, Early Girl 1420 01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:53,553 Purple Haze, Afghani, straight Candy 1421 01:15:53,615 --> 01:15:55,288 Nigerian weed Maui Wowie 1422 01:15:55,350 --> 01:15:57,591 Blueberry, Island Lady Indigo weed 1423 01:15:57,653 --> 01:15:59,223 Holland's Hope, Hindu Kush 1424 01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:01,359 Master Kush, Northern Bright 1425 01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:04,604 �He 1426 01:16:05,761 --> 01:16:07,297 Burnin' one 1427 01:16:08,764 --> 01:16:10,368 Burnin' one 1428 01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,376 I fina burn one 1429 01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:16,576 Yeah, I fina burn one 1430 01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:22,651 Rats dressed in all black 1431 01:16:22,711 --> 01:16:25,487 Burning one up, blowing one back 1432 01:16:25,547 --> 01:16:28,756 Chick on my lap from the mini Gap 1433 01:16:28,817 --> 01:16:31,764 Twisting back my cap, bending down her back 1434 01:16:31,820 --> 01:16:35,063 Pawing that shit like that, beat that pussy, I beat that cat 1435 01:16:35,123 --> 01:16:36,761 Come on in, shine like a full-blown lamp 1436 01:16:36,825 --> 01:16:38,304 All inked up like a full-grown man 1437 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:39,930 Said I'm 1 7 and the bitch say ' Damn 1438 01:16:39,995 --> 01:16:41,565 Said I do it better than her goddamn man 1439 01:16:41,630 --> 01:16:43,166 Get your eyes brown like a full-blown tan 1440 01:16:43,231 --> 01:16:44,767 Centerfold girl like a full-blown fan 1441 01:16:44,833 --> 01:16:46,710 Bitch, whoa, hold up 1442 01:16:46,768 --> 01:16:49,476 Who the fuck you talking to? 'Bout to blast off? 1443 01:16:49,538 --> 01:16:51,449 Like a motherfucking rocket do 1444 01:16:51,506 --> 01:16:54,715 Your girl tryin' to kick it, trying to kick it like soccer shoes 1445 01:16:54,776 --> 01:16:57,655 All up in her mouth like the dentist saw the doctor do 1446 01:16:57,713 --> 01:17:00,887 My flow unstoppable, you do as I do and I rap with you 111047

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