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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,718 --> 00:00:06,930 I spent my first 19 years 2 00:00:06,931 --> 00:00:10,102 trying to escape my hometown of Neptune. 3 00:00:10,103 --> 00:00:13,693 Made it out, then, after a decade away, 4 00:00:13,694 --> 00:00:15,989 decided Neptune needed me, 5 00:00:15,990 --> 00:00:17,661 and I needed it. 6 00:00:19,038 --> 00:00:21,042 I was wrong on both counts. 7 00:00:22,712 --> 00:00:26,009 Neptune didn't need another private investigator... 8 00:00:26,010 --> 00:00:27,680 it needed an enema. 9 00:00:29,810 --> 00:00:32,314 I'll start at the beginning of the end... 10 00:00:32,857 --> 00:00:34,402 the Maloof case. 11 00:00:35,112 --> 00:00:38,117 The Mad Bomber of Neptune. 12 00:00:38,118 --> 00:00:42,166 The first explosion killed four people at the Sea Sprite Motel, 13 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,425 two days into the month-long bacchanalia 14 00:00:44,426 --> 00:00:46,383 that is Neptune spring break. 15 00:00:47,679 --> 00:00:51,101 If Neptune was the unofficial West Coast capital of spring break, 16 00:00:51,102 --> 00:00:53,815 then the Sea Sprite was its national monument. 17 00:00:53,816 --> 00:00:57,573 Kids came to Neptune to get loose, get lit, and get laid. 18 00:00:57,574 --> 00:00:59,242 ♪ I've been counting matchsticks ♪ 19 00:00:59,243 --> 00:01:01,163 ♪ From the boxes ♪ 20 00:01:01,164 --> 00:01:04,294 ♪ The seconds in reverse on the clock, just a-waiting ♪ 21 00:01:04,295 --> 00:01:07,968 ♪ For you to tell me it's time ♪ 22 00:01:07,969 --> 00:01:11,016 Me, I was just trying to pay the rent. 23 00:01:11,017 --> 00:01:13,228 ♪ I've been keeping my head well trained ♪ 24 00:01:13,229 --> 00:01:15,107 Well, shit. 25 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:16,318 ♪ Watchin' truth come grain by grain ♪ 26 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:21,788 ♪ Just once I wanna hear that something is mine ♪ 27 00:01:21,789 --> 00:01:27,676 - ♪ Whoa, tell me it's time ♪ - ♪ Time, time ♪ 28 00:01:29,303 --> 00:01:34,437 - ♪ Tell me it's time ♪ - ♪ Time ♪ 29 00:01:34,438 --> 00:01:36,610 ♪ Yeah! Hey! ♪ 30 00:01:41,452 --> 00:01:43,038 God hates me. 31 00:01:43,039 --> 00:01:45,961 ♪ Lost and found you know I'll be right here ♪ 32 00:01:45,962 --> 00:01:47,181 Karsyn. 33 00:01:47,182 --> 00:01:49,677 ♪ And I can feel it's drawing near ♪ 34 00:01:49,678 --> 00:01:51,764 ♪ Just waiting for you ♪ 35 00:01:51,765 --> 00:01:53,977 - Veronica? - You got a watch dog. 36 00:01:53,978 --> 00:01:55,940 That's cool. What's his name? 37 00:01:56,733 --> 00:01:57,818 Dahmer. 38 00:01:57,819 --> 00:02:00,907 Dahmer likes his Snausages, doesn't he? 39 00:02:00,908 --> 00:02:02,326 Yes, he does! 40 00:02:02,327 --> 00:02:05,333 Yes, he does! Dahmer likes Snausages! 41 00:02:06,419 --> 00:02:07,505 He needs some training. 42 00:02:09,258 --> 00:02:11,136 Here it is. 43 00:02:11,137 --> 00:02:13,600 - That's why my gate isn't working? - That's right. 44 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:16,689 Your house doesn't hate you. Your ex-husband, on the other hand... 45 00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:19,612 Ohh, I knew it. That cock waffle. 46 00:02:19,613 --> 00:02:21,866 Your house is very smart. 47 00:02:21,867 --> 00:02:24,161 With all the Echoes, your Nest thermostats, 48 00:02:24,162 --> 00:02:26,458 your Hue bulbs, Lutron dimmers, 49 00:02:26,459 --> 00:02:27,836 Sonos music system... 50 00:02:27,837 --> 00:02:29,799 Can I help you find something, or... 51 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,259 No, I found it. 52 00:02:31,260 --> 00:02:32,722 What are you doing? 53 00:02:33,766 --> 00:02:34,766 Oh! 54 00:02:38,274 --> 00:02:41,071 This is how your ex was getting in. 55 00:02:41,072 --> 00:02:44,035 He set up the router, he knew all the passwords. 56 00:02:44,036 --> 00:02:46,373 That's why your heater would crank up to 90 degrees 57 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:48,460 when you were trying to sleep. 58 00:02:48,461 --> 00:02:51,132 It's why your deceased mom's favorite song 59 00:02:51,133 --> 00:02:53,220 would wake you up at three in the morning, 60 00:02:53,221 --> 00:02:55,182 and it's why you would lose internet access 61 00:02:55,183 --> 00:02:57,771 - right when you needed to work. - Oh, that... 62 00:02:57,772 --> 00:03:00,234 vindictive sack of shit. 63 00:03:00,235 --> 00:03:03,115 Wait, how would he know exactly when I would start working? 64 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:05,580 Camera. 65 00:03:06,623 --> 00:03:09,587 It also explains why your gentleman callers 66 00:03:09,588 --> 00:03:12,886 were having their cars keyed and their tires slashed. 67 00:03:13,888 --> 00:03:15,348 Oh! 68 00:03:18,187 --> 00:03:19,733 Another camera? 69 00:03:22,362 --> 00:03:23,866 Oh, guess not. 70 00:03:24,951 --> 00:03:27,371 I should call the cops. Just turn him in. 71 00:03:27,372 --> 00:03:30,879 This sort of harassment is nearly impossible to prove. 72 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,924 Oh. I want to "garrit" him. 73 00:03:32,925 --> 00:03:35,471 You know what, I want to "garrit" him, I want to stab him in the face, 74 00:03:35,472 --> 00:03:38,519 and I want to cut off that dick he's just so proud of. 75 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,857 Think it's "gar-ott". 76 00:03:40,858 --> 00:03:42,569 - What? - Not "garr-it". 77 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:44,239 "Gar-ote" also acceptable. 78 00:03:45,283 --> 00:03:47,746 Okay, well, my point is that... 79 00:03:47,747 --> 00:03:50,377 No! Not... ohh. 80 00:03:51,922 --> 00:03:54,258 Another camera. 81 00:03:54,259 --> 00:03:57,390 Ohh, that asshole. Haha. 82 00:03:57,391 --> 00:04:00,897 He gave me that. Just out of the blue, as a gift. 83 00:04:00,898 --> 00:04:02,776 Because he said he loved me. 84 00:04:02,777 --> 00:04:05,031 You know I gave him head that night in the shower? 85 00:04:05,783 --> 00:04:09,832 Okay, so you're saying there's nothing I can do? 86 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,419 I didn't say that. 87 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:14,091 I never say that. 88 00:04:47,473 --> 00:04:51,473 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 89 00:04:51,608 --> 00:04:53,043 That's his house. 90 00:04:53,044 --> 00:04:55,339 - Wait, how did you... - You received the flower delivery 91 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:58,805 from his main office "in recognition of his strong quarterly sales." 92 00:04:58,806 --> 00:05:01,603 - Well, good for him. - Not really. I sent the flowers. 93 00:05:02,563 --> 00:05:04,563 And in each of the flower pots 94 00:05:04,564 --> 00:05:08,406 I included two of these bad boys pointing in opposite directions. 95 00:05:08,407 --> 00:05:10,327 That and a couple of microphones. 96 00:05:10,328 --> 00:05:12,414 There he is. 97 00:05:12,415 --> 00:05:15,254 There he is with his child bride. 98 00:05:15,255 --> 00:05:16,966 Oh, my God. 99 00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:19,638 Oh, my God, they're gonna do it 100 00:05:19,639 --> 00:05:22,143 on our Himalayan gold marble kitchen island. 101 00:05:22,144 --> 00:05:25,274 We'll see about that. 102 00:05:28,281 --> 00:05:30,910 What the... 103 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:36,046 Oh, tell me we're recording this. 104 00:05:36,715 --> 00:05:39,237 "We're recording this" is my middle name. 105 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:41,891 Ohh. 106 00:05:41,892 --> 00:05:43,268 Just wait for it. 107 00:05:43,269 --> 00:05:44,980 Whoo! 108 00:05:44,981 --> 00:05:46,650 Okay, that's the part I don't want to see. 109 00:05:46,651 --> 00:05:48,028 It ain't gonna happen. Here. 110 00:05:52,245 --> 00:05:53,331 What is... 111 00:05:57,673 --> 00:05:59,636 Now he knows. You own him. 112 00:06:01,514 --> 00:06:04,393 I just need final payment, and I can download the apps 113 00:06:04,394 --> 00:06:05,855 and passwords onto your phone. 114 00:06:05,856 --> 00:06:08,653 Look, I... I know that this isn't healthy, 115 00:06:08,654 --> 00:06:11,449 it's just this divorce got so ugly. 116 00:06:11,450 --> 00:06:14,455 He only wanted to pay me 90K a month. 117 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:19,841 I'm like, "Uh, no, thanks. I know what ya make." 118 00:06:19,842 --> 00:06:21,428 How much is it for you again? 119 00:06:22,598 --> 00:06:24,183 Uh, six grand. 120 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:27,524 - Wasn't it 300 a day? - An hour. 121 00:06:27,525 --> 00:06:30,153 Mm. 122 00:06:31,783 --> 00:06:33,912 What... What is that? I thought you fixed everything. 123 00:06:35,749 --> 00:06:41,426 Right. Um, it's just a smoke detector with a dead battery. 124 00:06:41,427 --> 00:06:44,766 Here, um... this should do the trick. 125 00:06:44,767 --> 00:06:46,937 Okay, can you install it? That's not really my thing. 126 00:06:53,117 --> 00:06:55,370 Thank you so much for coming down, Mr. Mars. 127 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:58,001 I'm not sure how much help I can be, Mr. Hu. 128 00:06:58,002 --> 00:07:00,908 The message referenced a rat problem, 129 00:07:00,909 --> 00:07:02,468 and that's not my area of expertise. 130 00:07:02,469 --> 00:07:04,263 People generally call an exterminator. 131 00:07:04,264 --> 00:07:07,604 Oh, I've called exterminators. Three so far. 132 00:07:07,605 --> 00:07:09,524 They find no nests, no rat droppings, 133 00:07:09,525 --> 00:07:11,319 their traps catch no rats. 134 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,575 You sure you have a rat problem? 135 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:15,870 Holy cuss! 136 00:07:15,871 --> 00:07:18,249 A rat caused that? Was it a 70-pounder? 137 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:21,464 - "Holy cuss"? - Yeah, sorry. 138 00:07:21,465 --> 00:07:23,719 My daughter and I have a bet who can go the longest 139 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,388 without dropping an F-bomb. 140 00:07:25,389 --> 00:07:27,330 I didn't think she could go 20 minutes, 141 00:07:27,331 --> 00:07:28,671 and that was three months ago. 142 00:07:29,439 --> 00:07:33,739 Well, that "cussing" rat was a big one. 143 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:36,285 And this sort of thing happens every three or four days. 144 00:07:36,286 --> 00:07:39,835 Customer picks up a cabbage or a box of cereal, 145 00:07:39,836 --> 00:07:41,254 and a rat pops out. 146 00:07:41,255 --> 00:07:44,302 Then customers run around like they've seen the chupacabra. 147 00:07:45,722 --> 00:07:47,893 Have you thought about calling an exterminator? 148 00:07:49,229 --> 00:07:51,023 I mean, just in case? 149 00:07:51,024 --> 00:07:52,861 I told you, Mr. Mars. 150 00:07:52,862 --> 00:07:55,031 I spoke to several exterminators. 151 00:07:55,032 --> 00:07:56,201 Right. 152 00:07:57,621 --> 00:08:00,042 Sorry. Uh, brain freeze. 153 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:06,387 Have you checked footage from your other cameras? 154 00:08:06,388 --> 00:08:09,018 Maybe it's someone releasing them as a prank 155 00:08:09,019 --> 00:08:10,980 or to hurt your business. 156 00:08:10,981 --> 00:08:14,111 This is my only camera. It's to stop shoplifters. 157 00:08:14,112 --> 00:08:16,825 There's no money for improvements. 158 00:08:16,826 --> 00:08:18,996 No, truthfully... 159 00:08:18,997 --> 00:08:20,834 I'm not sure if I can afford you. 160 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:25,968 I'm sure we'll be able to work something out. 161 00:08:25,969 --> 00:08:28,515 My store is the only place in Neptune 162 00:08:28,516 --> 00:08:31,020 where my customers can afford to buy groceries. 163 00:08:31,021 --> 00:08:34,485 But word is getting around about our rat problem. 164 00:08:34,486 --> 00:08:37,407 Of course, if those NUTTs get their way, 165 00:08:37,408 --> 00:08:39,453 I'll probably have to fold tent anyway. 166 00:08:39,454 --> 00:08:43,002 Hmm. Which NUTTs are those? 167 00:08:47,136 --> 00:08:49,683 Is that the sweet sound of victory I hear? 168 00:08:49,684 --> 00:08:51,227 The spoils of war. 169 00:08:51,228 --> 00:08:53,439 Who else is gonna keep paying for those safaris 170 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,074 where you and your big-shot friends 171 00:08:55,075 --> 00:08:56,989 hunt the most dangerous game of all. 172 00:08:56,990 --> 00:08:58,324 The homeless. 173 00:08:58,325 --> 00:09:00,871 It's not so much the safari that gets ya, 174 00:09:00,872 --> 00:09:03,670 it's the private jet to Billionaire Island. 175 00:09:07,553 --> 00:09:10,307 What exactly did you do for that lady? 176 00:09:10,308 --> 00:09:11,810 Feminist stuff. 177 00:09:11,811 --> 00:09:13,772 We got mad, we got even. 178 00:09:13,773 --> 00:09:15,610 - Some scissoring. - All right. 179 00:09:15,611 --> 00:09:17,195 How'd you make his much? 180 00:09:17,196 --> 00:09:18,616 Celebrate with me! 181 00:09:18,617 --> 00:09:20,410 How I made that is between me and my maker. 182 00:09:20,411 --> 00:09:22,497 I'm your maker. 183 00:09:22,498 --> 00:09:24,544 You are really not making my office drop-by 184 00:09:24,545 --> 00:09:26,005 everything I was envisioning. 185 00:09:26,006 --> 00:09:27,424 And what were you envisioning? 186 00:09:27,425 --> 00:09:30,640 Well, a balloon drop, for starters... 187 00:09:30,641 --> 00:09:32,226 maybe an "attagirl". 188 00:09:32,978 --> 00:09:35,023 Oh, no. 189 00:09:35,024 --> 00:09:37,945 You're feelin' emasculated, is that it? 190 00:09:37,946 --> 00:09:39,532 - Honey... - Yeah? 191 00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:42,454 If feeling emasculated by my daughter was gonna dampen my spirits, 192 00:09:42,455 --> 00:09:44,626 you woulda found me out in the garage a long time ago... 193 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:48,050 Cheap Trick in the tape deck, tube in the tailpipe. 194 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:51,014 - What's a tape deck? - I hate you. 195 00:09:52,851 --> 00:09:55,188 Hey, do you mind stopping by Hu'$ Reduced tomorrow 196 00:09:55,189 --> 00:09:56,566 and setting up cameras? 197 00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:58,444 You took the rat job? 198 00:09:58,445 --> 00:10:01,785 Yeah, it's probably just an aggrieved former employee 199 00:10:01,786 --> 00:10:03,747 - releasing the rats. - Hu, huh? 200 00:10:03,748 --> 00:10:06,252 Any chance Hu done it? 201 00:10:06,253 --> 00:10:07,337 I'm not gonna play that game with you. 202 00:10:07,338 --> 00:10:11,053 What the cuss! You're no cussing fun. 203 00:10:11,054 --> 00:10:13,182 I'm gonna Irish-exit this wingding. 204 00:10:13,183 --> 00:10:14,894 Tell the host it was lame AF. 205 00:10:14,895 --> 00:10:16,691 Why are you sounding like that? 206 00:10:18,068 --> 00:10:20,029 My millennial speak? 207 00:10:20,030 --> 00:10:21,867 Just gettin' into the spring break spirit. 208 00:10:21,868 --> 00:10:25,666 At my place, we have already hung our beer goggles over the fireplace, 209 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:28,087 boofed the traditional Spring Break Kamikaze, 210 00:10:28,088 --> 00:10:30,926 And watched Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise. 211 00:10:30,927 --> 00:10:33,974 - Logan back? - No. Just me and Pony. 212 00:10:33,975 --> 00:10:35,519 Logan's in Somalia. 213 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:37,523 Maybe... Burundi? 214 00:10:37,524 --> 00:10:39,193 Aleppo. 215 00:10:39,194 --> 00:10:40,487 Chernobyl? I don't know. 216 00:10:40,488 --> 00:10:42,282 Do you expect sympathy from a man 217 00:10:42,283 --> 00:10:46,082 who couldn't stop his teenage daughter from poking around murder cases? 218 00:10:47,251 --> 00:10:48,504 Hey... 219 00:10:48,505 --> 00:10:51,718 you wanna go see a bunch of NUTTs try to destroy Neptune tonight? 220 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,680 Intrigued. Which nuts? 221 00:10:53,681 --> 00:10:56,310 Neptune United for a Tidy Town. 222 00:10:56,311 --> 00:10:58,857 Its members self-identify as NUTTs. 223 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:01,613 They're trying to jam through a bunch of beautification ordinances 224 00:11:01,614 --> 00:11:02,865 at tonight's City Council. 225 00:11:02,866 --> 00:11:05,538 Ooh, God, no. But you... you should go. 226 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:08,334 Break stuff, old man. The struggle is real. 227 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,379 Hashtag JOMO. 228 00:11:11,132 --> 00:11:12,678 Pics or it didn't happen! 229 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:16,811 - Bye, Felicia! - Ohh. 230 00:11:22,238 --> 00:11:25,243 Hi, Pony. Hi, bud. 231 00:11:25,244 --> 00:11:27,707 How ya doin'? Do you need to pee? 232 00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:28,917 Yeah, you better. 233 00:11:28,918 --> 00:11:32,341 'Cause if you don't need to pee, that means... you peed in... 234 00:11:35,473 --> 00:11:36,893 Daddy's home? 235 00:11:41,778 --> 00:11:43,949 Hey! Hi! 236 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,877 What's up?! 237 00:11:49,878 --> 00:11:51,965 Whoo! 238 00:12:15,805 --> 00:12:18,559 Ooh, I do not mind if I do. 239 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,188 Bitch, get in line. 240 00:12:21,525 --> 00:12:23,737 - What, that guy? - Yeah. Blue trunks? 241 00:12:25,407 --> 00:12:26,951 I've seen better. 242 00:12:26,952 --> 00:12:28,203 Though he does look strong. 243 00:12:28,204 --> 00:12:30,083 Like, really strong. 244 00:12:31,795 --> 00:12:33,423 Hey, Blue Trunks! 245 00:12:34,341 --> 00:12:36,929 I'm thinking he might be dumb. 246 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,392 You don't get lats like that from reading. 247 00:12:39,393 --> 00:12:41,856 As me how many shits I give about his brain. 248 00:12:41,857 --> 00:12:43,818 How many shits do you give about his brain? 249 00:12:43,819 --> 00:12:46,533 - None. - Then why bother having me ask you? 250 00:12:47,409 --> 00:12:48,703 Hey there. 251 00:12:48,704 --> 00:12:50,708 How much do you bench? 252 00:12:51,918 --> 00:12:53,671 - Three-fifteen. - Good. 253 00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:57,136 So, my refrigerator is broken or something, 254 00:12:57,137 --> 00:13:00,727 and it just so happens my neighbor from a few blocks away 255 00:13:00,728 --> 00:13:02,814 put a perfectly good one curbside. 256 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,275 I'm assuming it works. 257 00:13:04,276 --> 00:13:06,740 Feel like carrying it into my apartment for me? 258 00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:09,453 What's in it for me? 259 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,542 A hand job? 260 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,631 With eye contact? 261 00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:17,886 Fine, if you hang two other shelving units 262 00:13:17,887 --> 00:13:19,932 and carry my old refrigerator back down. 263 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,560 - What floor are you on? - Third. 264 00:13:21,561 --> 00:13:23,021 - Full-on sex. - Sold. 265 00:13:23,022 --> 00:13:26,738 But I come first, no back door, and I'll need a ride to work after. 266 00:13:28,534 --> 00:13:29,785 How far away do you work? 267 00:13:29,786 --> 00:13:31,443 Are you gonna keep talking this much? 268 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,624 Because we could forget the whole thing. 269 00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:33,669 Let's go. 270 00:13:37,927 --> 00:13:39,930 Hey, uh, I don't need 271 00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:42,309 to move anything, and I live on the first floor. 272 00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:43,646 - Lisa. - What? 273 00:13:43,647 --> 00:13:44,840 That sounds like a much better deal. 274 00:13:44,841 --> 00:13:46,631 What did I tell you about talking? 275 00:13:50,578 --> 00:13:52,455 I'm gonna cuss your brains out. 276 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,630 ♪ Waking life ♪ 277 00:13:56,631 --> 00:13:59,596 ♪ It grew from the shadow ♪ 278 00:14:01,516 --> 00:14:03,853 ♪ Brace yourself ♪ 279 00:14:03,854 --> 00:14:07,402 ♪ To the morning low ♪ 280 00:14:08,404 --> 00:14:09,488 Oh! 281 00:14:09,489 --> 00:14:13,204 ♪ Night is gone, long way... ♪ 282 00:14:13,205 --> 00:14:15,961 - We oughta get a bigger couch. - Yeah. 283 00:14:17,673 --> 00:14:21,472 ♪ You've waited long enough to know ♪ 284 00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:32,326 ♪ When the memory ♪ 285 00:14:32,327 --> 00:14:34,498 ♪ Leaves you ♪ 286 00:14:37,045 --> 00:14:41,805 ♪ Somewhere you can't make it home ♪ 287 00:14:45,353 --> 00:14:49,861 ♪ When the morning comes to meet you ♪ 288 00:14:49,862 --> 00:14:52,701 - Oh, I need the... - You need... Yeah. 289 00:14:52,702 --> 00:14:54,747 No. No. 290 00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:00,883 I don't suppose you want to tell me 291 00:15:00,884 --> 00:15:03,431 how you got that giant bruise on your shoulder, do you? 292 00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:06,270 What bruise? 293 00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:10,820 Oh, this bruise. 294 00:15:10,821 --> 00:15:12,240 I fell off a motorcycle. 295 00:15:13,159 --> 00:15:15,538 Flew over the hood of a car. I tucked and rolled. 296 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:18,168 Yeah, I saw that Mission: Impossible too. 297 00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:19,714 Eh, I tried. 298 00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:22,913 Have you considered that maybe my life just is really 299 00:15:22,914 --> 00:15:24,681 Mission: Impossible-esque? 300 00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:28,105 Consider it? I assume it. 301 00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:40,003 There's sand in your bag! 302 00:15:40,004 --> 00:15:42,675 I knew you were in the Middle East. 303 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:46,767 Or, I hate to bring up Occam's Razor here, but... 304 00:15:46,768 --> 00:15:50,900 maybe I set my bag down on the beach 20 feet outside your front door. 305 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,993 No, this feels like Kuwaiti sand. 306 00:15:55,994 --> 00:15:57,655 You really shouldn't be digging through the bag 307 00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,258 of a naval Intelligence officer. 308 00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:01,337 That's what you say you are. 309 00:16:01,338 --> 00:16:03,592 I'm still thinking you're an international playboy 310 00:16:03,593 --> 00:16:05,303 breaking hearts in exotic lands. 311 00:16:05,304 --> 00:16:07,559 Sounds like you should lock me down. 312 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:11,232 Be careful. Some girls might think you're proposing marriage. 313 00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:16,242 Or, in words you can understand, an Echolls Ultimatum. 314 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,037 No, you had it the first time: marriage. 315 00:16:18,038 --> 00:16:20,251 I just forgot what it was called. 316 00:16:22,255 --> 00:16:23,550 Let's get married! 317 00:16:24,426 --> 00:16:25,720 Yep. 318 00:16:25,721 --> 00:16:28,643 Okay, weirdo, let's get married. 319 00:16:29,645 --> 00:16:31,690 I'm serious. 320 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:35,322 If you were serious, you'd be in the same room as your intended. 321 00:16:35,323 --> 00:16:38,287 And there'd be a ring involved... or so I'm told. 322 00:16:45,719 --> 00:16:47,598 How many pockets have you searched? 323 00:16:55,363 --> 00:16:56,866 The pocket on the right. 324 00:17:12,105 --> 00:17:13,858 WTC, dude. 325 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,004 Hey. 326 00:17:25,757 --> 00:17:27,677 I think it goes something like this. 327 00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:33,397 Veronica... 328 00:17:33,898 --> 00:17:36,152 - Veronica... - Stop. Stop. Don't. 329 00:17:36,153 --> 00:17:37,656 Don't. Please. 330 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,537 We're not getting married. 331 00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:43,167 I thought we were on the same page about that. 332 00:17:44,002 --> 00:17:46,506 - Yeah. - Look at my parents. 333 00:17:46,507 --> 00:17:48,135 Look at your parents. 334 00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:52,644 And every day I go to work, and I watch married people 335 00:17:52,645 --> 00:17:56,026 destroy each other. So, um... 336 00:17:58,155 --> 00:18:00,200 - No. - Veronica, I... 337 00:18:00,201 --> 00:18:04,208 I need to go, um, meet my dad at the City Council meeting. 338 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,795 I promised him that I would, and... 339 00:18:05,796 --> 00:18:08,926 'cause big stuff's happening and it could affect the business. 340 00:18:08,927 --> 00:18:10,806 All right, I gotta go. 341 00:18:19,949 --> 00:18:22,327 You know what this is? 342 00:18:22,328 --> 00:18:25,125 That's a used condom. 343 00:18:25,126 --> 00:18:26,744 This morning I was taking a walk on 344 00:18:26,745 --> 00:18:28,966 one of Neptune's beautiful public beaches, 345 00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:30,260 and there it was. 346 00:18:30,261 --> 00:18:33,349 Bullshit, you were takin' a walk on a public beach. 347 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:36,147 As a boy growing up in Neptune, this was paradise. 348 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:39,319 But for the past 20 years we've been in decline. 349 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,658 And that's what Neptune United for a Tidy Town 350 00:18:41,659 --> 00:18:44,540 is all about: returning Neptune to its former glory. 351 00:18:46,544 --> 00:18:48,839 You know, my stint in the big house 352 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,968 taught me a number of important life lessons. 353 00:18:50,969 --> 00:18:52,441 First, don't assume they'll send you 354 00:18:52,442 --> 00:18:53,849 to one of those country club prisons. 355 00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:56,437 But second, 356 00:18:56,438 --> 00:18:58,734 beauty matters. 357 00:18:58,735 --> 00:19:01,657 It lifts our spirits, it gives us pride. 358 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,662 Makes us better citizens. 359 00:19:04,663 --> 00:19:08,671 These ordinances are the nudge we need to get back to a better time. 360 00:19:11,259 --> 00:19:12,260 Thank you. 361 00:19:15,476 --> 00:19:18,023 - No To NUTT. - Mm-hmm. Okay. 362 00:19:18,775 --> 00:19:20,443 Give me the number of interested parties 363 00:19:20,444 --> 00:19:22,155 who have signed up to speak tonight. 364 00:19:22,156 --> 00:19:24,202 We might run a few minutes long. 365 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,253 How the hell did we let a crooked real estate tycoon 366 00:19:29,254 --> 00:19:32,927 come in here and seduce us into longing for a bygone era? 367 00:19:32,928 --> 00:19:34,931 An era that never existed. 368 00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:38,020 Twenty years ago they were dumping waste water from the nuclear plant 369 00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:40,526 a hundred yards from the public beach. 370 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,967 That's why you never got any taller. 371 00:19:43,156 --> 00:19:44,409 I thought you weren't coming. 372 00:19:45,202 --> 00:19:47,748 I needed to get out of my apartment. 373 00:19:47,749 --> 00:19:49,794 - Logan's back. - Logan's back? 374 00:19:49,795 --> 00:19:51,549 And he asked me to marry him. 375 00:19:52,676 --> 00:19:54,262 What an asshole. 376 00:19:56,224 --> 00:19:58,103 I'm guessing you haven't picked a date yet. 377 00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:01,526 Okay, up next, 378 00:20:01,527 --> 00:20:04,574 local nightclub owner Nicole Malloy. 379 00:20:04,575 --> 00:20:06,243 Ms. Malloy, you have three minutes. 380 00:20:06,244 --> 00:20:08,331 Two and a half more than I'll need. 381 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:11,086 The best turkey I've never had was at Comrade Quacks. 382 00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:13,550 Thank you, Mayor Dobbins. 383 00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:17,390 Well, this is quite the bonanza of edicts 384 00:20:17,391 --> 00:20:20,606 big Dick and his NUTTs have thrown together. 385 00:20:22,068 --> 00:20:24,404 Guess Chino gave you lots of brainstorming time. 386 00:20:24,405 --> 00:20:26,408 - Yep. - Hmm. 387 00:20:26,409 --> 00:20:30,584 Here's one that stood out to me. "No vulgar advertising". 388 00:20:30,585 --> 00:20:33,255 Any business in particular you had in mind? 389 00:20:33,256 --> 00:20:35,218 - Comrade Quacks? - No. 390 00:20:35,219 --> 00:20:39,560 Okay. Well, I'll probably sell 20,000 T-shirts in the next four weeks. 391 00:20:39,561 --> 00:20:42,315 I clear ten bucks a unit, that's 200 grand, 392 00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:46,449 which is about my entire profit margin last year. So... 393 00:20:47,536 --> 00:20:48,538 Dick... 394 00:20:49,288 --> 00:20:51,375 does the shirt pass muster? 395 00:20:53,296 --> 00:20:55,383 That's up to the beautification committee. 396 00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,178 Good, good. 397 00:20:57,179 --> 00:21:00,226 'Cause I thought for a moment that a rich man wanting to get richer 398 00:21:00,227 --> 00:21:02,940 was trying to drive me out of business. 399 00:21:02,941 --> 00:21:04,819 That's all. 400 00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:06,239 Who is she? 401 00:21:11,374 --> 00:21:15,674 Hey, what's the goddamn holdup? We want to get our ducks wet! 402 00:21:17,094 --> 00:21:19,140 - Ten shots of Jäger. - You got it. 403 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,332 Look, guys, it's a numbers game. That's all it is. 404 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,783 Craig, you said that we had a 1% chance 405 00:21:34,784 --> 00:21:36,256 of leaving with one of these girls? 406 00:21:36,257 --> 00:21:39,096 I agree. We have a 1% chance... 407 00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:42,520 times the number of girls that we talk to. 408 00:21:42,521 --> 00:21:46,986 And that is why, my friend, we are going to play the Rejection Game. 409 00:21:46,987 --> 00:21:49,617 - Rejection, that sounds... - Rejection heavy. 410 00:21:49,618 --> 00:21:52,163 Yeah, it is. But that's the beauty of it. 411 00:21:52,164 --> 00:21:54,084 So much rejection that you grow numb to it. 412 00:21:54,085 --> 00:21:56,213 I was numb by ninth grade. 413 00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:57,633 How do we play? 414 00:21:57,634 --> 00:21:59,010 Gabriel, that's the spirit! 415 00:21:59,011 --> 00:22:01,014 We ask girls to dance with us, 416 00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:03,521 and whoever collects the most rejections, wins. 417 00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:06,818 I'm in! 418 00:22:06,819 --> 00:22:10,576 - We gotta get out of Sea Sprite. - Shots, everyone! 419 00:22:10,577 --> 00:22:12,370 Down the hatch! 420 00:22:12,371 --> 00:22:14,876 Spring break! Whoo! 421 00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:17,965 I can't believe my mom screwed us over on the house. 422 00:22:17,966 --> 00:22:19,719 It's because of me, isn't it? 423 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,182 - Of course not. - I'm just saying, 424 00:22:22,183 --> 00:22:24,979 you're not the only sickos that wanna get your geese greased. 425 00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:28,529 I mean, I'd literally bone any rando here. 426 00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:33,037 I couldn't help but overhear your plea for some strange dick. 427 00:22:33,038 --> 00:22:36,794 Well, look no further, 'cause there's no dick stranger than mine. 428 00:22:36,795 --> 00:22:40,260 It makes a hard turn to the left, and it just keeps going. 429 00:22:42,014 --> 00:22:44,434 You gotta be shitting me! 430 00:22:45,647 --> 00:22:48,026 Uh, go. Away with you! 431 00:22:50,364 --> 00:22:51,866 Killing it! 432 00:22:51,867 --> 00:22:53,663 Whoo! 433 00:22:57,169 --> 00:22:59,883 Comrade Quacks rules! 434 00:23:02,304 --> 00:23:03,808 Come on, come on. 435 00:23:05,227 --> 00:23:08,065 Uh, hello. Ha ha ha ha! 436 00:23:08,066 --> 00:23:10,361 Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 437 00:23:10,362 --> 00:23:12,616 My name... my name is Jimmy. 438 00:23:16,457 --> 00:23:18,377 Hey, Nicole, can I get another shot? 439 00:23:18,378 --> 00:23:19,756 One second. 440 00:23:21,092 --> 00:23:22,887 Table 23. 441 00:23:28,649 --> 00:23:29,775 ... and smile! 442 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,612 You know what? This is goin' on my Instagram. 443 00:23:31,613 --> 00:23:33,240 Brah, get my phone! 444 00:23:33,241 --> 00:23:35,537 - I got you bro. - Yeah, right here. 445 00:23:35,538 --> 00:23:36,664 Yeah! 446 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:37,665 Hey! 447 00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:41,674 That was my phone! Yo, what the... You bitch... 448 00:23:41,675 --> 00:23:44,805 - Whoa! - What are you doing? 449 00:23:44,806 --> 00:23:46,475 Try me! Try it! 450 00:23:46,476 --> 00:23:49,105 - Nicole, back off. - What?! 451 00:23:51,612 --> 00:23:54,115 Belmont, put 'em in a Lyft back to the Sea Sprite. 452 00:23:54,116 --> 00:23:57,080 But take their pictures first, they're 86ed. 453 00:23:57,081 --> 00:24:00,504 And find her shitty friends and tell 'em to get her home now, 454 00:24:00,505 --> 00:24:03,305 otherwise I'm callin' the cops, she can sleep it off in the drunk tank. 455 00:24:04,888 --> 00:24:06,642 So, tip your waitresses! 456 00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:10,689 What? 457 00:24:16,703 --> 00:24:19,708 ♪ On a cold and gray Chicago mornin' ♪ 458 00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:21,712 ♪ A poor little baby child is born ♪ 459 00:24:21,713 --> 00:24:23,801 ♪ In the ghetto ♪ 460 00:24:43,339 --> 00:24:46,219 ♪ People, don't you understand ♪ 461 00:24:46,220 --> 00:24:49,894 ♪ The child needs a helping hand ♪ 462 00:24:49,895 --> 00:24:51,815 ♪ Or he'll grow to be an angry young man... ♪ 463 00:26:10,973 --> 00:26:14,229 ♪ And his mama cries ♪ 464 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:45,457 ♪ Here comes the sun ♪ 465 00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:50,927 ♪ There go the raindrops ♪ 466 00:26:50,928 --> 00:26:56,146 ♪ You are the one ♪ 467 00:26:56,147 --> 00:27:00,572 ♪ Who makes the rain stop ♪ 468 00:27:00,573 --> 00:27:06,167 - Killin' it. - ♪ Wherever you go ♪ 469 00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:10,091 ♪ You light the way ♪ 470 00:27:11,385 --> 00:27:16,186 ♪ What I'd give to do ♪ 471 00:27:16,187 --> 00:27:22,114 - Du... - ♪ This magic that you do ♪ 472 00:27:22,115 --> 00:27:25,705 - Dude. - ♪ With just a smile ♪ 473 00:27:25,706 --> 00:27:27,458 Dude. 474 00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:32,552 ♪ You chase the thunder ♪ 475 00:27:32,553 --> 00:27:38,021 ♪ Here comes the sun ♪ 476 00:27:38,022 --> 00:27:40,945 ♪ You're such a won... ♪ 477 00:27:42,197 --> 00:27:43,658 Okay. 478 00:27:43,659 --> 00:27:47,373 Dr. Miles wasn't great at updating his patients' charts. 479 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:50,672 You say the headaches and memory loss are relatively recent? 480 00:27:50,673 --> 00:27:52,049 Last year, mostly. 481 00:27:52,050 --> 00:27:54,263 More frequent lately. It's getting worse. 482 00:27:55,348 --> 00:27:57,226 I'm repeating things. 483 00:27:57,227 --> 00:27:59,523 It says here you were in quite the car accident. 484 00:27:59,524 --> 00:28:02,194 - When was that? - 2013. 485 00:28:02,195 --> 00:28:04,408 We should get you in for a CT scan. 486 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:06,411 How much is that? 487 00:28:06,412 --> 00:28:08,248 How's your insurance? 488 00:28:08,249 --> 00:28:10,128 - Um... - Couple grand. 489 00:28:12,048 --> 00:28:14,553 See if that helps. Twice daily. 490 00:28:14,554 --> 00:28:16,347 Razadyne? 491 00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:23,279 That's not how I'd do it. 492 00:28:25,158 --> 00:28:27,453 - Are you cussin' with me? - Don't you cussing point at me. 493 00:28:27,454 --> 00:28:30,292 You know what? I'm not cussin' around, old man. 494 00:28:30,293 --> 00:28:32,882 Oh, cuss you and the horse you rode in on. 495 00:28:34,886 --> 00:28:36,514 Grow up, Veronica. 496 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,145 So? What's the word? 497 00:28:40,146 --> 00:28:43,234 How long before we can burn this cussing cane of yours? 498 00:28:43,235 --> 00:28:44,863 Aw. You love me. 499 00:28:44,864 --> 00:28:47,076 No, I just hate mounting cameras. 500 00:28:47,077 --> 00:28:48,537 It's all good, it's progressing. 501 00:28:48,538 --> 00:28:50,291 Everything's progressing as it should. 502 00:28:52,045 --> 00:28:53,673 Are you sure? 503 00:28:53,674 --> 00:28:56,845 Well, don't time me in the 40, but, yeah. 504 00:28:56,846 --> 00:29:00,352 Veronica... I am a prime physical specimen. 505 00:29:00,353 --> 00:29:04,026 So when I head-butt you, you're just gonna dust yourself off? 506 00:29:04,027 --> 00:29:06,072 I suppose so. But why head-butt your father? 507 00:29:06,073 --> 00:29:08,326 Because I just spoke to the owner of this establishment, 508 00:29:08,327 --> 00:29:10,665 and I know how much we're getting paid for this gig. 509 00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:13,044 Oh. 510 00:29:13,045 --> 00:29:16,175 There is no George Bailey moment at the end of this story, Dad. 511 00:29:16,176 --> 00:29:18,931 When we go belly up, no one's taking up a collection for us. 512 00:29:18,932 --> 00:29:21,269 There's always that law degree. 513 00:29:21,270 --> 00:29:22,815 Maybe you can do something with that. 514 00:29:24,610 --> 00:29:26,280 I have two more cameras to mount. 515 00:29:37,427 --> 00:29:38,596 ... was in Atlanta today, 516 00:29:38,597 --> 00:29:41,810 getting an early start on a 2020 reelection bid. 517 00:29:41,811 --> 00:29:44,691 - He made it clear... - Dad. Cinnamon? 518 00:29:44,692 --> 00:29:48,574 - It's anti-inflammatory. - Well, it tastes like shit. 519 00:29:48,575 --> 00:29:50,953 Well, then go drink coffee at your mom's house. 520 00:29:50,954 --> 00:29:54,545 Oh, that's right. She doesn't let you drink coffee. 521 00:29:57,091 --> 00:29:58,344 Isn't it your mom's weekend? 522 00:29:59,304 --> 00:30:02,477 - I don't know. I'm just a kid. - Matty. 523 00:30:03,522 --> 00:30:06,735 - Go make some new coffee. - No. 524 00:30:06,736 --> 00:30:08,572 The news makes you grumpy. 525 00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:09,783 Hi. 526 00:30:09,784 --> 00:30:11,620 How can I help you? 527 00:30:11,621 --> 00:30:13,544 Hi. We're checking out a little early. 528 00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:14,835 We got a room at the Neptune Grand. 529 00:30:14,836 --> 00:30:17,172 Ooh... lucky you. 530 00:30:17,173 --> 00:30:19,553 I'd stay there too if I could afford it. 531 00:30:19,554 --> 00:30:22,684 Cool. Uh, so can you just refund those last five nights on my card? 532 00:30:22,685 --> 00:30:24,981 Oh, well now, that is gonna be a problem. 533 00:30:31,410 --> 00:30:34,124 Whoo-hoo! 534 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:36,879 You don't know shit, man. 535 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,341 The standing doctrine bones the lower courts and litigants 536 00:30:39,342 --> 00:30:42,347 because the court manipulates it whatever ass-backwards way they want. 537 00:30:42,348 --> 00:30:44,059 But in Sierra Club vs. Morton... 538 00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:46,732 Oh, you're gonna bring up an environmental suit? Come on. 539 00:30:46,733 --> 00:30:49,696 Oh, dude, I'm hungry as shit. I'll be right back. 540 00:30:49,697 --> 00:30:50,740 Yeah, all right, man. 541 00:30:50,741 --> 00:30:52,952 Yo! Pizza man! 542 00:30:52,953 --> 00:30:54,706 Yeah, that's us! We moved out here. 543 00:30:54,707 --> 00:30:57,419 - Room 29? - Yeah, man. 544 00:30:57,420 --> 00:31:00,008 Gimme to Jimmy! 545 00:31:00,009 --> 00:31:01,970 You got a cheese and a pepperoni. 546 00:31:01,971 --> 00:31:03,682 Yeah, man, classic shit. 547 00:31:03,683 --> 00:31:06,521 Nice try. It's mushroom and a meat lover. 548 00:31:06,522 --> 00:31:07,815 You're a meat lover. 549 00:31:07,816 --> 00:31:09,454 As you trek into the mine, 550 00:31:09,455 --> 00:31:12,199 you notice that your torches have been spent. 551 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,036 You come to a door. 552 00:31:14,037 --> 00:31:15,163 Perception check. 553 00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:18,127 - I'm drunk. - I'm very drunk. 554 00:31:18,128 --> 00:31:21,050 - The Wi-Fi's down. - Yes, the Wi-Fi is down. 555 00:31:21,051 --> 00:31:23,639 As it should be. No one studies on spring break. 556 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:27,187 And what, clearing the mines of Moria, that's crushing spring break? 557 00:31:27,188 --> 00:31:28,524 They have a real cave troll problem. 558 00:31:28,525 --> 00:31:29,818 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 559 00:31:29,819 --> 00:31:31,947 I'm going to the office... to see if they can fix it. 560 00:31:31,948 --> 00:31:33,617 Oh! 561 00:31:33,618 --> 00:31:36,081 Hark! A weary visitor hails. 562 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,796 Hi. Somebody ordered pizza? 563 00:31:39,797 --> 00:31:42,342 Uh, you must want the guys' room. This is the girls' room. 564 00:31:42,343 --> 00:31:45,056 - There's a lot of guys here. - Hold on. 565 00:31:45,057 --> 00:31:46,685 Who ordered pizza?! 566 00:31:46,686 --> 00:31:49,984 Guys! Pizza! 567 00:31:52,363 --> 00:31:55,954 I mean, just someone deal with him, please. He's, like, super-weird. 568 00:31:58,042 --> 00:32:00,629 Sorry. LaShawn's gonna help you. 569 00:32:00,630 --> 00:32:01,883 LaShawn! 570 00:32:03,302 --> 00:32:05,639 - Hey. - Tawny called, she needs her makeup case. 571 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:06,975 - Can you handle this? - Yeah. 572 00:32:06,976 --> 00:32:08,187 Thank you. 573 00:32:08,813 --> 00:32:10,608 Hey, man. 574 00:32:10,609 --> 00:32:12,319 Yeah, I don't think anyone ordered a pizza here. 575 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,447 Mind if I take a look? 576 00:32:15,994 --> 00:32:18,456 Oh! Here we go. You got the wrong room, brother. 577 00:32:18,457 --> 00:32:20,628 We're 26. You're lookin' for 29. 578 00:32:20,629 --> 00:32:22,340 - Wh... Uh... - Oh. Yeah. 579 00:32:23,217 --> 00:32:25,137 Let's do shots! 580 00:32:25,931 --> 00:32:28,812 - Pizza's here! - Tough! Finally! 581 00:32:32,068 --> 00:32:35,282 Yeah, you can, uh, just... The money's on the counter there. 582 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:42,462 Is there another pile of change representing the tip? 583 00:32:42,463 --> 00:32:45,260 There will be no money. But when you die... 584 00:32:45,261 --> 00:32:48,642 You will achieve total enlightenment. Yeah, I saw the movie. 585 00:32:48,643 --> 00:32:50,771 Yeah, Bible for douchebags. 586 00:32:50,772 --> 00:32:52,900 W-Warth vs. Seldin? 587 00:32:52,901 --> 00:32:54,696 Warth vs. Seldin. 588 00:32:54,697 --> 00:32:56,826 Stick to contract law, bro. 589 00:32:57,828 --> 00:33:00,040 Oh... Daddy likey. 590 00:33:01,794 --> 00:33:05,049 - Yo, hand me my shoes. - Where ya goin'? 591 00:33:05,050 --> 00:33:06,636 The office. 592 00:33:06,637 --> 00:33:08,515 I need somethin' to snack on. 593 00:33:08,516 --> 00:33:11,688 No. Dude, that's what the confirmation from your motel said. 594 00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:13,609 We forfeit one night's rent. We'll show you. 595 00:33:13,610 --> 00:33:15,361 I wrote the thing. That's not what it says. 596 00:33:15,362 --> 00:33:17,282 You'll fill the room anyway, man. 597 00:33:17,283 --> 00:33:19,662 Can't you just, you know, let this slide? 598 00:33:19,663 --> 00:33:21,541 He already let it slide. 599 00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:23,127 Maddy, I got this. 600 00:33:23,128 --> 00:33:25,128 Why don't you go to your car and get your homework. 601 00:33:25,759 --> 00:33:28,931 Hi. Sorry. I know you're all in the middle of a thing, 602 00:33:28,932 --> 00:33:30,977 but really quick: the internet is down. 603 00:33:32,981 --> 00:33:36,195 Uh, he's... he's right, Dad. The internet is down. 604 00:33:42,416 --> 00:33:44,838 Homework? Now. 605 00:33:46,174 --> 00:33:50,808 - Jillian to the rescue. - Thank you. 606 00:33:53,313 --> 00:33:54,774 Finally. 607 00:33:54,775 --> 00:33:56,945 Don't even start. 608 00:33:56,946 --> 00:33:58,907 Anchovy, right? 609 00:33:58,908 --> 00:34:00,745 Har-dee-har. 610 00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:03,959 Ooh! Yes. 611 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,672 Don't eat it all. 612 00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:12,476 - Spring break? - Spring break. 613 00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:21,619 I told you. His family hates me. 614 00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:23,915 They hired a detective to investigate my family. 615 00:34:23,916 --> 00:34:25,460 No. They're gonna meet you, 616 00:34:25,461 --> 00:34:27,380 and they're gonna love the shit out of you. 617 00:34:27,381 --> 00:34:29,844 Fifty grand to walk away, and you said no? 618 00:34:29,845 --> 00:34:31,974 That's a baller move. 619 00:34:33,853 --> 00:34:35,606 - Hey. - Hey. 620 00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:37,568 I'm Jimmy. Jimmy Hatfield. 621 00:34:37,569 --> 00:34:39,112 - What's your name? - Jillian. 622 00:34:39,113 --> 00:34:41,785 Oh, Jillian. That's cool. 623 00:34:41,786 --> 00:34:44,916 You wanna come to an impromptu party later in room 16? 624 00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:46,586 - I may swing by. - All right, cool. 625 00:34:46,587 --> 00:34:48,632 - I'll put you on the list. - Nice shiner. 626 00:34:48,633 --> 00:34:50,135 You should see the other guy. 627 00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:55,186 Spring break, bitches! 628 00:34:55,187 --> 00:34:57,900 - Good luck. - Onward through the fog. 629 00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:01,448 Gimme food! 630 00:35:01,449 --> 00:35:03,327 Hey! 631 00:35:03,328 --> 00:35:05,207 Stop it! 632 00:35:28,713 --> 00:35:31,926 Jesus. Where there any fatalities? 633 00:35:31,927 --> 00:35:34,849 They're saying four dead. I can't believe there's not more. 634 00:35:34,850 --> 00:35:36,812 That place is mobbed this time of year. 635 00:35:38,148 --> 00:35:39,525 The motel owner died. 636 00:35:39,526 --> 00:35:42,656 Plus a Mexican national going to school at Cal Tech, 637 00:35:42,657 --> 00:35:45,036 a law school student, 638 00:35:45,037 --> 00:35:47,584 and the fiancée of Alex Maloof. 639 00:35:48,418 --> 00:35:51,591 Younger brother of Congressman Daniel Maloof. 640 00:35:51,592 --> 00:35:53,386 Any speculation on the motive? 641 00:35:54,305 --> 00:35:56,183 You know what, Dad? I gotta go. 642 00:35:56,184 --> 00:35:58,312 Uh, the host is tapping his watch at me. 643 00:35:58,313 --> 00:36:00,442 - Love you. - Love you too. Bye. 644 00:36:01,695 --> 00:36:03,447 We could bring the first course out here. 645 00:36:03,448 --> 00:36:06,036 You're doing courses now? Fancy. 646 00:36:06,037 --> 00:36:08,082 Oh, yeah. Salad, the whole shebang. 647 00:36:11,424 --> 00:36:13,511 Oh-niner scum. 648 00:36:13,970 --> 00:36:15,806 - You told Logan, no? - Zip it. 649 00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:18,520 And boom! 650 00:36:18,521 --> 00:36:21,526 And-a-boom! And-a-bomb! 651 00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:22,946 Aw, hell, no. 652 00:36:24,741 --> 00:36:26,077 And-a-boom. 653 00:36:27,496 --> 00:36:29,667 Hey, sweetie, you ever seen one of these before? 654 00:36:29,668 --> 00:36:31,461 It's called, uh... 655 00:36:31,462 --> 00:36:32,923 What do you call it? 656 00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:34,426 I call it Noah. 657 00:36:34,427 --> 00:36:35,762 - No. - No? 658 00:36:35,763 --> 00:36:37,348 No, you called it somethin' else. 659 00:36:37,349 --> 00:36:39,311 - The baby? - That's it. 660 00:36:39,312 --> 00:36:41,398 - It's a baby, Veronica. - Mmm. 661 00:36:41,399 --> 00:36:44,279 - It's what everyone's goin' on about. - It's adorable, Wallace. 662 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,866 Where do you put your little Noah Fennel 663 00:36:45,867 --> 00:36:47,870 when you're done playing with it? In the garage, or... 664 00:36:47,871 --> 00:36:49,624 I put him in his room. 665 00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:52,240 You know, the place with all the toys and little outfits 666 00:36:52,241 --> 00:36:53,732 Auntie Veronica bought him. 667 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,969 I bought him one ironic track suit. 668 00:36:55,970 --> 00:36:58,098 Which he does not seem to be wearing, by the way. 669 00:36:58,099 --> 00:37:00,227 One, my ass. 670 00:37:00,228 --> 00:37:03,150 So now I'm in the middle of writing a deposition, 671 00:37:03,151 --> 00:37:05,321 and Wallace's mom calls again. 672 00:37:05,322 --> 00:37:06,658 She called you again? 673 00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:09,830 She calls me again to say there's no salmon in the house. 674 00:37:09,831 --> 00:37:11,876 That is not what she said. 675 00:37:11,877 --> 00:37:13,588 That is exactly what she said. 676 00:37:13,589 --> 00:37:16,093 She said she was worried that Noah wasn't getting enough omegas. 677 00:37:16,094 --> 00:37:18,013 From salmon. 678 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,107 What crazy case are you workin' on these days, Veronica? 679 00:37:29,286 --> 00:37:33,210 Sorry, I'm a little distracted because of the B-O-M-B-I-N-G. 680 00:37:33,211 --> 00:37:35,799 We put the baby to bed about an hour ago, V. 681 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,803 You don't have to spell anymore. 682 00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:41,184 This was really good. Thank you, Shae. 683 00:37:41,185 --> 00:37:45,026 Feel like we should probably get going though, right? 684 00:37:45,027 --> 00:37:48,616 This guy's pretty tired because he just flew in yesterday from... 685 00:37:48,617 --> 00:37:51,706 Where did you say it was again, honey? Bikini Atoll? 686 00:37:51,707 --> 00:37:54,503 Kamchatka? Isle of Lesbos... 687 00:37:55,590 --> 00:37:57,676 The North Po... Damnit, I've said too much. 688 00:37:57,677 --> 00:37:59,095 See? 689 00:37:59,096 --> 00:38:01,726 - Sleep deprivation makes you easy. - No, I'm still going strong. 690 00:38:01,727 --> 00:38:04,355 Did someone say Cards Against Humanity? 691 00:38:04,356 --> 00:38:06,235 - Oh, yeah. - Oh... 692 00:38:08,448 --> 00:38:10,578 ♪ Mr. Finish Line ♪ 693 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:15,921 - Ah, Dr. Jones. Good evening. - ♪ Mr. Finish Line ♪ 694 00:38:15,922 --> 00:38:17,675 There she is. Whoa. 695 00:38:19,095 --> 00:38:22,058 Whoa. Whoever did this to you better have deep pockets. 696 00:38:22,059 --> 00:38:25,107 Don't lose this. Ahh... 697 00:38:26,527 --> 00:38:27,528 Garcy, how ya doin'. 698 00:38:27,529 --> 00:38:28,697 - Ya hangin' in there? - Hey. 699 00:38:30,325 --> 00:38:31,703 Ee-yikes. 700 00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:35,418 Uh-oh. Ooh. 701 00:38:37,297 --> 00:38:39,217 ♪ Bring it to a boil... ♪ 702 00:38:39,218 --> 00:38:41,556 Lovely. 703 00:38:41,557 --> 00:38:44,310 Two words: "Butterscotch ganache". 704 00:38:44,311 --> 00:38:47,483 ♪ Then you fire-roast it, freeze it, toast it ♪ 705 00:38:47,484 --> 00:38:49,279 ♪ Open up and shine ♪ 706 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,367 ♪ He's Mr. Finish Line ♪ 707 00:38:53,413 --> 00:38:56,459 Listen, I'm fine, really. 708 00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:58,005 Well, they gave me Vicodin. 709 00:38:58,006 --> 00:39:00,886 Yeah, and I'm assuming they shaved my back, which, 710 00:39:00,887 --> 00:39:02,598 you know, that'll be nice, what with summer coming up. 711 00:39:02,599 --> 00:39:06,229 Ahem. Cliff McCormack, Esquire, for any legal needs. 712 00:39:06,230 --> 00:39:07,608 I'm on the phone. 713 00:39:07,609 --> 00:39:09,946 On the phone. Leave that right there. Thank you. 714 00:39:10,990 --> 00:39:15,040 Yeah. Yeah... no, I'll... I'll be back at work before you know it. 715 00:39:16,042 --> 00:39:18,045 Yeah! That's... 716 00:39:18,046 --> 00:39:20,090 Yes, peak season. 717 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:21,677 Uh-huh. 718 00:39:21,678 --> 00:39:22,930 Vanessa. 719 00:39:22,931 --> 00:39:25,226 Enough with the keto diet. Please. 720 00:39:25,227 --> 00:39:27,146 Real women have curves. 721 00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:30,820 I can't have you in here talking her ear off. She needs rest. 722 00:39:30,821 --> 00:39:33,910 Do you have any idea how many women fall asleep when I talk? 723 00:39:33,911 --> 00:39:36,248 Cliff McCormack. I'm here to help. 724 00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:38,711 Now, I know this may seem strange to you, 725 00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:41,342 but I have been practicing law for over 20 years... 726 00:39:42,302 --> 00:39:45,015 Now, one of your brother's friends told us 727 00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:47,896 that your family owns a home here in Neptune, is that right? 728 00:39:47,897 --> 00:39:50,652 - Yes. - Okay. And that at the last minute 729 00:39:50,653 --> 00:39:53,490 you told Alex and his friends that they couldn't stay there. 730 00:39:53,491 --> 00:39:55,244 I'm sorry, how is that important? 731 00:39:55,245 --> 00:39:57,290 Well, if whoever placed this bomb 732 00:39:57,291 --> 00:39:59,753 didn't know that Alex and his friends would be there, 733 00:39:59,754 --> 00:40:01,716 it could narrow our field of suspects. 734 00:40:01,717 --> 00:40:03,761 There was a miscommunication with Alex. 735 00:40:03,762 --> 00:40:05,557 We're in the middle of a remodeling project. 736 00:40:05,558 --> 00:40:10,567 Ah. Politics seems like a pretty ugly business. 737 00:40:10,568 --> 00:40:12,320 You make many enemies along the way? 738 00:40:12,321 --> 00:40:14,700 - None that would stoop to thi... - We would like to speak 739 00:40:14,701 --> 00:40:16,494 to the person in charge. Are you in charge? 740 00:40:16,495 --> 00:40:18,498 - Oh. No. - Mother, please. 741 00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:22,006 Ma'am, I'm in charge. I'm the chief of police. 742 00:40:22,007 --> 00:40:25,387 And if you'd like to get higher then me in Neptune, 743 00:40:25,388 --> 00:40:27,141 you're gonna need a ladder to heaven. 744 00:40:27,142 --> 00:40:28,728 When my son wakes up, he's going to learn 745 00:40:28,729 --> 00:40:30,732 that he has lost a hand, 746 00:40:30,733 --> 00:40:33,821 and that the sport he loves, he can no longer play. 747 00:40:33,822 --> 00:40:35,825 There is that. 748 00:40:35,826 --> 00:40:38,122 Plus, his fiancée is dead. 749 00:40:38,707 --> 00:40:40,250 Yes. 750 00:40:40,251 --> 00:40:42,254 That too. Of course. 751 00:40:43,634 --> 00:40:46,137 Think I'll let you spend some time with your family. 752 00:40:46,138 --> 00:40:49,007 And we will come back once you've had a chance to settle in. 753 00:40:49,008 --> 00:40:51,106 - Thank you, Congressman. - Thank you. 754 00:40:51,107 --> 00:40:52,777 Let's go. 755 00:40:53,779 --> 00:40:56,534 Chief Langdon. Lieutenant Sargent. What are the odds? 756 00:40:56,535 --> 00:40:58,830 Ambulance chaser. 757 00:41:08,258 --> 00:41:11,180 Look, whenever I don't know what to do next, I opt for suing someone. 758 00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:14,277 Congressman. 759 00:41:14,278 --> 00:41:17,158 Cliff McCormack. You shouldn't be paying for any of this. 760 00:41:17,159 --> 00:41:20,497 - We're not worried about money. - Good to know. 761 00:41:20,498 --> 00:41:23,253 - You're a lawyer. - Indeed I am. 762 00:41:23,254 --> 00:41:26,050 We need to find out who did this to my brother. 763 00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:29,933 Your chief of police doesn't inspire much confidence, so... 764 00:41:29,934 --> 00:41:31,521 do you know anyone who can help? 765 00:41:32,982 --> 00:41:34,694 As a matter of fact... 766 00:41:38,577 --> 00:41:40,705 That's all I want, Mr. Mars. 767 00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:44,338 Find out who planted that bomb. Bring me that information. 768 00:41:45,256 --> 00:41:47,678 I did some checking. You're well respected here. 769 00:41:48,387 --> 00:41:49,806 By some. 770 00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:52,938 You realize we won't have access to the same forensic evidence 771 00:41:52,939 --> 00:41:54,483 as the police department. 772 00:41:55,528 --> 00:41:58,031 But th-they won't share that with us. 773 00:41:58,032 --> 00:42:01,914 Maybe they'll solve it. Although I have my doubts. 774 00:42:01,915 --> 00:42:04,210 This is a problem for my family, Mr. Mars. 775 00:42:04,211 --> 00:42:06,297 We're choosing to throw money at it. 776 00:42:06,298 --> 00:42:08,468 Are you interested? 777 00:42:08,469 --> 00:42:09,847 Of course. 778 00:42:11,685 --> 00:42:14,188 Is there a reason to suspect that your brother was the target? 779 00:42:14,189 --> 00:42:16,067 - Only in the broadest sense. - Excuse me. 780 00:42:16,068 --> 00:42:17,404 I would like some tea. 781 00:42:18,793 --> 00:42:21,866 - Mrs. Maloof, my daughter is... - Is happy to get you some tea. 782 00:42:22,163 --> 00:42:24,084 I hope English Breakfast is your thing. 783 00:42:29,390 --> 00:42:33,644 But as far a specific reason someone might want your son harmed... ? 784 00:42:33,645 --> 00:42:36,817 We're wealthy. I'm an Arab-American congressman. 785 00:42:36,818 --> 00:42:39,447 And, uh, I suppose there's the matter of your rate. 786 00:42:39,448 --> 00:42:42,162 It's 300 an hour and 5,000 retainer! 787 00:42:44,626 --> 00:42:46,378 She does the books. 788 00:43:32,304 --> 00:43:33,356 Ahh. 789 00:43:44,001 --> 00:43:45,003 Esta bien. 790 00:44:00,832 --> 00:44:01,904 Hmm? 791 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:30,963 Yeah! 792 00:44:37,935 --> 00:44:39,187 Whoa-whoa! Bup-bup. 793 00:45:46,823 --> 00:45:48,075 Sí, señor. 794 00:45:56,049 --> 00:45:57,468 End of an era. 795 00:45:58,763 --> 00:46:01,852 I've photographed some enthusiastic acts of adultery here. 796 00:46:01,853 --> 00:46:05,568 How's Logan takin' the rejected marriage proposal? 797 00:46:05,569 --> 00:46:07,573 Magnanimously. 798 00:46:08,365 --> 00:46:10,829 Seems unfazed. Undaunted. 799 00:46:11,622 --> 00:46:14,754 He's behaving like an emotionally mature adult. 800 00:46:16,381 --> 00:46:18,176 I caught him playing with a baby. 801 00:46:20,766 --> 00:46:22,895 You dump that clown. 802 00:46:23,980 --> 00:46:26,736 Look at all these reporters. 803 00:46:27,738 --> 00:46:30,367 Congressman's brother. Press is gonna be all over this. 804 00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:32,790 Who's he? 805 00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:34,876 See all that? Just... 806 00:46:34,877 --> 00:46:36,420 Pizza guy. 807 00:46:36,421 --> 00:46:38,592 He just left the office when the bomb went off, 808 00:46:38,593 --> 00:46:40,053 took some shrapnel in his back. 809 00:46:40,054 --> 00:46:41,641 He's been all over the news. 810 00:46:46,901 --> 00:46:48,696 And that? 811 00:46:51,409 --> 00:46:52,662 Dunno. 812 00:46:52,663 --> 00:46:53,748 Let me find out. 813 00:46:57,380 --> 00:46:59,133 This Sea Sprite bombing. 814 00:46:59,134 --> 00:47:02,098 I like to think I would have walked away if we didn't need the money. 815 00:47:03,893 --> 00:47:07,150 Knowing what I know now... I wish I had. 816 00:47:11,283 --> 00:47:13,287 But there was a girl... 817 00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:16,919 and I started to care about the girl. 818 00:47:18,088 --> 00:47:20,426 And if you know anything about what I do... 819 00:47:23,265 --> 00:47:24,602 ... that's never good. 820 00:47:33,891 --> 00:47:36,391 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 60650

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