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You're right, the [bleep] ramen. 11 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:26,852 It's Judy![ Receiver clicks ] 12 00:00:26,896 --> 00:00:28,221 [ Light switch clicks off, doorknob rattling ] 13 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:29,507 I'm in here! 14 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:30,876 Oh, sorry.[ Light switch clicks on ] 15 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:34,338 Working late again, huh? Yeah. 16 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,689 So... Hey. 17 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:39,126 A group of us are grabbing drinks. 18 00:00:39,169 --> 00:00:40,692 Wow! I would love to. 19 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:42,955 But I have some other stuff I have to get to. 20 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:44,957 Y-You can just say you find me repulsive. 21 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:46,370 [ Light switch clicks off, door closes ] 22 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,048 I don't find you repulsive! 23 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:50,330 I've just got this other thing. It's, like, volunteer work. 24 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:51,703 [ Sighing ] Ohh. 25 00:00:51,747 --> 00:00:53,203 Someday, Judy, you won't have to pretend anymore 26 00:00:53,227 --> 00:00:54,750 that you're just a corporate lawyer, 27 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:56,578 that you don't watch the workday tick by 28 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:58,580 until you can slip out, under cover of night, 29 00:00:58,623 --> 00:01:01,017 to save the city as...[ Bookcase creaking ] 30 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:04,716 ...the city as... 31 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,066 Birdgirl! 32 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:08,720 [ Bookcase creaking ] 33 00:01:10,026 --> 00:01:11,332 Time for work! 34 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,175 Although they do say, if you love what you do, 35 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:17,077 you'll never have to [Grunt] work a leg [Grunts] 36 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,600 into your pants. 37 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:20,602 [ Rope gun fires ] 38 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:22,125 [ Rope gun snaps ] Aaah! 39 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:23,300 Oh, thank God. 40 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:24,780 [ Desk wheels screech ] Aah! 41 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:26,410 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 42 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:29,132 ♪ Who's the girl that saves the world? ♪ 43 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:30,307 ♪ Hey! 44 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:32,440 [ Imitates fanfare ] Birdgirl! 45 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:34,224 [ Grunts ] [ Gasps ] Aaaaaah! 46 00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:36,400 [ Desk thuds ] Slam! 47 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:39,011 [ Cat meows ][ Grunts ] 48 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:40,752 [ Beep, explosion ] 49 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:42,058 [ Cat meows ] 50 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,974 No more playing with matches.[ Cat meows ] 51 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:46,280 [ Tires screech ] 52 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:47,759 [ Rope gun fires ] Whoa! 53 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:48,978 [ Tires screech ] 54 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:51,328 [ Cellphone chimes ] 55 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:53,113 Aah! [ Gasps ] 56 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:54,549 Birdgirl: No texts, no wrecks. 57 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:56,159 [ Horn honks, tires screech ] 58 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:58,944 Uh, that's Judy's. 59 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:00,946 ♪ 60 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,165 [ Munching ] 61 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:04,167 [ Siren wails in distance ] 62 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:06,082 [ Plastic bag rustling ] 63 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,390 You're welcome! 64 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:12,654 [ Rope gun fires ] 65 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:15,178 Phil Ken Sebben... 66 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:16,440 ...is dead. 67 00:02:16,484 --> 00:02:18,790 Woman: So that's why he didn't text me back. 68 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:22,185 The forecast, mostly sunny skies today. 69 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:23,578 [ Gasps ] 70 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:25,449 Hey, handsome, want to come live in my purse? 71 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:26,668 [ Chuckles ] 72 00:02:26,711 --> 00:02:28,191 [ Cat screeches ] Ow! 73 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:29,888 Just... Just in the purse, now. 74 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:32,891 Reporter: Phil Ken Sebben, known to millions as Daddy, 75 00:02:32,935 --> 00:02:34,589 took a mom-and-pop law firm 76 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:36,721 and built it into a multinational conglomerate 77 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:38,810 that makes all the things no one else will. 78 00:02:38,854 --> 00:02:40,464 But Phil was most famous 79 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:42,510 for one thing he never accomplished... 80 00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:44,686 choosing a successor to run his company. 81 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:46,166 Now the world waits to see 82 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:49,169 who will lead Sebben & Sebben worldwide. 83 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:50,344 [ Buzzer ] 84 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:52,824 Find Judy Ken Sebben... now. 85 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,261 Woman: It's 3:00 a.m., sir. 86 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:55,523 Right, right. 87 00:02:55,566 --> 00:02:58,221 Uh, wait till 9:00... or 8:00. 88 00:02:58,265 --> 00:02:59,875 Is 8:00 too early? 89 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:04,227 Yeah, 9:00. 90 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:06,011 [ Siren wails in distance ] 91 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:08,013 [ Cat purring ] 92 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:10,538 Which says "confident and decisive" to you, 93 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:13,628 harbor gray or slate gray? 94 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:16,544 Château, campfire smoke? 95 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:18,850 Ooh, maybe thunder sky, 96 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:21,375 or is that screaming for attention? 97 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:23,725 Oh, God, they're all so gray! 98 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:27,163 [ Cellphone ringing ] 99 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,382 [ Indistinct conversations ] 100 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:30,340 He's not dead, everyone. 101 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:31,907 He's done this before. 102 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:35,737 I have sort of grieved his might-have deaths so many times, 103 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:38,043 I refuse to kind of fall for it again. 104 00:03:38,087 --> 00:03:39,958 Sorry, Daddy... ish. 105 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:41,395 They found this. 106 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:43,571 [ Sniffing ] Burnt mushrooms. 107 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:45,268 [ Sniffing ] Some box wine. 108 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:46,617 It's him. [ Scoffs ] 109 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:48,576 He has a hundred eye patches! 110 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:50,360 Here's his foot. 111 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:53,015 Oh, Daddy! No! 112 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:55,583 What if... it's true? 113 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:57,889 Man: [ Laughing ] Daddy? 114 00:03:58,368 --> 00:03:59,717 Not Daddy. 115 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,545 We all know there's no replacing Phil, 116 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,025 but in the event of his death, 117 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:05,114 he insisted we use this impersonator. 118 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:07,377 [ Clears throat ] Everybody get in here. 119 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:08,552 [ Applause ] 120 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,554 [ Chuckles ] Phil loved this guy. 121 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,600 I'm here to announce a successor. 122 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:14,993 The next CEO of Sebben & Sebben is... 123 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:16,081 Birdgirl! 124 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:18,562 Birdgirl? [ Scoffs ] That Phil. 125 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:21,609 It's an unconventional choice, but makes sense. 126 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:23,611 He always did love Birdgirl. 127 00:04:23,654 --> 00:04:25,134 Why Birdgirl, you ask? 128 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:28,268 Well, she never stops, she's an arrow in motion, 129 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:29,965 she's Phil in womanly form. 130 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:32,924 In fact, there really is no other woman on Earth 131 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:35,623 who embodies Phil as much as Birdgirl. 132 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:39,627 I can't believe he chose Birdgirl [Sighs] over me. 133 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:41,629 Which is why he left you all his stock, 134 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:43,674 making you the majority shareholder. 135 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:45,197 It's on the gift card. 136 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:50,464 Now let's bring her out... your new CEO, Birdgirl! 137 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:53,336 One, two, Birdgirl! 138 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,947 Yeah, I said it... Birdgirl! 139 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:57,949 [ Chuckles ] This guy is good. 140 00:04:57,993 --> 00:05:01,562 Birdgirl! 141 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:03,303 - Birdgirl! - Yeah. [ Chuckles ] 142 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:07,132 Birdgirl! 143 00:05:07,176 --> 00:05:08,656 Paging Birdgirl! 144 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:10,614 Here to save the company! 145 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:13,356 [ Applause ][ Snoring ] 146 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:17,578 And we have a successor. 147 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:18,970 [ Cheers and applause ] 148 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:21,886 You're not supposed to stand on the table. 149 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:25,716 Birdgirl![ Clatter ] 150 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,157 [ Glass shatters ] 151 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:36,074 [ Indistinct conversation, telephone rings in distance ] 152 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:41,515 [ Doorknob rattling ] 153 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:43,908 Hi. Can you open this? 154 00:05:43,952 --> 00:05:46,737 Um, it's the CEO's office, actually. 155 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:49,653 Uh, I am the CEO. 156 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,655 So how come you're not in the office? 157 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:53,135 Because it's locked. 158 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:56,268 Well, I need approval to unlock it. From? 159 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:58,923 The CEO. Duh. 160 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:06,583 [ Buzzer ] Whoa. 161 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:08,237 [ Clatter ] 162 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,587 Thanks for unlocking it. 163 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:13,155 Well, you are the CEO. 164 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:17,202 "If you need anything, press and talk. 165 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:19,988 It's an intercom. Your assistant, Gillian." 166 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:22,251 Uh, yes, Gillian. 167 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:26,516 It's Gil-ian, hard G, as in "gatekeeper." 168 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,735 Got it. 169 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:29,563 Hard G. Nice one. 170 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:30,825 Thanks. 171 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:33,436 Now I forgot why I would... Oh, right. 172 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,264 Can you get me Meredith? 173 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:37,005 Aah! Don't do that! 174 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:39,094 Well, you wanted to see me. Here I am. 175 00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:41,270 Big news... I am the new... 176 00:06:41,313 --> 00:06:43,446 Blee-ooh-oop! New CEO. 177 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:45,230 So I'm promoting... 178 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:47,232 Me to general manager. 179 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:48,756 Of Sebben & Sebben. 180 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:50,061 Reporting to you. 181 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:52,586 Just because you can mindtake 182 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:55,110 doesn't mean you have to. Blee-ooh-oop. 183 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:57,567 [ Scoffs ] I'm not a truck backing up. It's not "blee-ooh-oop." 184 00:06:57,591 --> 00:06:59,070 It's "blee-ooh-oop." 185 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:01,072 That's what I said, "Blee-ooh-oop." 186 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:03,074 You're not even trying. Blee-ooh-oop. 187 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:04,859 Bloo-eh. Blee-ooh-oop. 188 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:06,687 The first "B" is silent. 189 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:08,079 Boo-oop. [ Sighs ] 190 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:10,865 Hey, so, I'm sorry about your dad. 191 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:13,084 Uh, as you know, I'm bad at emotions. 192 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:15,565 But, uh, the guy at the kiosk downstairs 193 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:17,088 says this one's fairly effective 194 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:20,483 at, uh, filling the gap in your soul, or whatever. 195 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:21,876 Thanks. 196 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:24,705 I'll make sure to give this to Judy when I see her. 197 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:26,968 You can drop the act. It's me. 198 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:29,318 Are you okay? I'm terrific! 199 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:30,885 Phil's gone, which sucks, 200 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:32,800 but he chose Birdgirl as CEO, 201 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:36,281 which means he saw me as executive material! 202 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:37,805 Judy, not so much. 203 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:40,895 Hey, don't be so hard on her... yourself. 204 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,984 Phil also gave you, Judy, 205 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:45,073 the majority of the company stock. 206 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:47,118 I can totally see why Phil chose Birdgirl. 207 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:49,643 Judy just doesn't have it. Have what? 208 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:51,645 -A big swinging dick! -Uh, wait. What? 209 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:53,473 Everything's grays with Judy. [ Grunts ] 210 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:55,146 Not black and white like Phil and me.[ Glass shatters ] 211 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:56,998 Why isn't this working? Did you open it? 212 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:59,304 We cut to the chase, call it like we see it, 213 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:01,089 find him, [bleep] him, and forget him. 214 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:02,394 Blee-ooh-oop! 215 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:05,223 I just need to talk to Judy for one second. 216 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:08,313 Hey, Mer. Look, your dad just died. 217 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:11,142 How about you take a breath and process that? 218 00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:13,362 We'll both do it. [ Inhales deeply ] 219 00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:14,537 [ Coughs ] 220 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,408 Okay, you'll do that by yourself. 221 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:20,064 You know, Mer, I didn't even get to tell him that I love him. 222 00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:21,588 [ Gunfire in distance ] 223 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:24,155 Somebody needs saving![ Rope gun fires, glass shatters ] 224 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:26,462 Enjoyed our chat. It really helped! 225 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,942 Mm-hmm. Did it, though? 226 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:30,684 [ Man snoring ] 227 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:33,034 Sorry I'm late, everyone, 228 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:36,603 but my last thing ran a little long. 229 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:38,996 Can you put this in my office? 230 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:41,390 So, uh, let's get started. 231 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:42,870 While Judy knows you all, 232 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:45,960 our new CEO, Birdgirl, has never met most of us. 233 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:48,223 I'm Meredith. I'm general manager. 234 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:50,355 Hi. I'm Charlie, head of PR. 235 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:53,184 Great to meet you, and great jumpsuit. 236 00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:55,186 I can't pull them off personally, 237 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:57,362 but I admire a woman who can. 238 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:02,672 I'm Dog With Bucket Hat, and I run security. 239 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,761 I know a thing or two about security. 240 00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:06,415 You and me, beers later. 241 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:09,070 I'm, uh, in recovery. 242 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:12,203 Hey, it's Scot with one T. I run manufacturing. 243 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:15,032 - Next! - Brian: Human Waste. 244 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:16,904 Brian O'Brien... Human Waste. 245 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:18,383 Alright, sit down, Brian. 246 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:19,733 For the last time, 247 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:21,232 no one wants to hear your weird, dangerous idea. 248 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:23,693 Weird and dangerous? I'm intrigued. 249 00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:25,216 Well... You are?! 250 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,392 Well, uh, I'd like to introduce 251 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:29,873 what could be Sebben & Sebben's newest product. 252 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:32,049 It takes the farm-to-table concept, 253 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:35,052 replaces table with mouth, and quintuples profit. 254 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:36,967 It's farm to mouth to toilet. 255 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:39,666 I give you the Calypsis. 256 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:42,407 [ Up-tempo music plays] 257 00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:43,713 [ Crowd cheers] 258 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:48,370 ♪ 259 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:51,634 Ms. Birdgirl, have you ever had to choose between eating 260 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:52,983 or going to the bathroom? 261 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:54,724 Only, like, all the time! 262 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:55,943 Now you don't have to. 263 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,422 With the Calypsis system, 264 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,444 simply order from our selection of farm-fresh meals, 265 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:02,645 and we deliver it right to your busy life. 266 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,907 And when you're finished... 267 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,430 [ Grunts ] 268 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,216 [ Calypsis whirring ] 269 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:10,740 ...your waste is heat-molded into fertilizer 270 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:13,787 and shipped back to the farm to grow more food.[ Sniffs, groans ] 271 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:16,267 Farm to mouth to toilet and back to farm. 272 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,878 Try some of our produce. 273 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:21,359 And one for our CE... Oh. 274 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,578 [ Man grunting ] 275 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,773 Dog with Bucket Hat: [ Munching ] 276 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,799 This literally tastes like shit. 277 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:28,192 And I know.[ Carrot crunches ] 278 00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,759 Ah, the park. 279 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,674 I wouldn't expect you to understand, 280 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,894 you m-mental l-little people! 281 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,070 Bri, Bri, do not have a Calyp-shit fit. 282 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,985 Calypsis, let's roll. 283 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,813 It's called improv, Bri. 284 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:41,771 Two years, Tuesday Company. 285 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,599 [ Siren wails in distance ] 286 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,950 Our 401[K]s are tied to Sebben & Sebben stock, 287 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,473 but with Little Miss Break Shit Up 288 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:51,172 trashing the city, she's tanking the price. 289 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,913 I'm retiring at 45, Meredith. 290 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,872 It's in my life planner. [ Sighs ] 291 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,352 Great idea.[ Glass shatters ] 292 00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:58,701 Or... 293 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:01,399 You, keep it in the office. 294 00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:02,879 I... will? 295 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:07,188 Oh, when we ran the tests, the veggies tasted fine. 296 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:10,017 Well, now it tastes like shit. 297 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,496 This is my ticket out of here 298 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:12,952 and straight to the top of the company! 299 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,151 Fix it! 300 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,979 What's the matter, Calypsis? 301 00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:17,198 Talk to me, baby. 302 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:18,678 [ Metal snaps ] Aah! 303 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,331 Oh, God, no.[ Growling ] 304 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,507 [ Screaming ] 305 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:23,900 ♪ 306 00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:26,729 Oh, Christ Jesus! [ Gasps ] 307 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,383 [ Bell dings ] 308 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:32,343 [ "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring" plays ] 309 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:35,651 [ Choir singing ] 310 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:40,743 ♪ 311 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:41,962 Mmm. 312 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:44,747 I finally get why they're a fruit. 313 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,880 [ Up-tempo jazz plays ] 314 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,751 [ Glass shatters ] 315 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:51,406 Just checking in! 316 00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:52,886 This one! 317 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,453 [ Bomb beeping, explosion ] 318 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:58,543 I approve! 319 00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:03,287 [ Bell ringing ] 320 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,118 I'm actually having thoughts about you 321 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,598 in my head right now. 322 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:10,860 That's not ignoring. 323 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,601 I'm used to being ignored. [ Sighs ] 324 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,995 Stuck down in the basement in the Waste Lab. 325 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,431 Animal waste? 326 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,780 Human. 327 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,043 [ Calypsis whirring ] 328 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:22,654 Oh, you almost had me. 329 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,744 [ Calypsis gurgling ] 330 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,876 I got cake! 331 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,573 [ Plates clattering ] Ms. Birdgirl? 332 00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,837 I-I just need five minutes. You got one. 333 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,534 Okay, y-you got to believe me, 334 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:33,883 t-the toilet works. 335 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,818 Give me the go-ahead, and we'll be swimming in... 336 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,800 Shh! Have some cake, relax. 337 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,063 I love your project. You do? 338 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,499 Boss, I know you were distracted 339 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,675 during the Calypsis meeting, but there was a hiccup. 340 00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,765 Maybe just -taste this cucumber. -Don't need to! 341 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,115 Anybody gives you flak, you show them this. 342 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,031 That'll be worth money someday. 343 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,423 It will? 344 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,817 [ Soft music plays, elevator bell dings ] 345 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,210 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 346 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,602 What, what, what, what, what? 347 00:12:57,646 --> 00:13:01,041 Can you just calm down and, you know, be a CEO? 348 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:03,434 I have been in the office for 67 minutes, 349 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,175 and people are loving it! 350 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,829 Is the birthday guy loving it 351 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,788 or the bombing victims on 26? 352 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:12,443 Look, I know Birdgirl has a unique leadership style, 353 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:15,359 but she can't run the company alone. 354 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:16,491 We need Judy. 355 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:19,494 But Phil -chose Birdgirl. -Hey... Oh! 356 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,628 Uh, yo, Card Guy, uh, 357 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,630 I bought a defective sympathy card from you. 358 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,478 - You need to fix it. - Let me just turn you around. 359 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:30,157 Ohh! My God, I do need to fix this. 360 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,854 The knot in your shoulder... 361 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,290 Ohh! ...is ginormo. 362 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:34,988 Ohh! Hashtag me Knot. 363 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,424 You! [ Groaning ] Okay. 364 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,729 [ Cracking ] 365 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,601 Mm-hmm. [ Grunts ] 366 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:40,950 Executive touch! 367 00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,169 Soothe! Heal! 368 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,474 Relax! Unwind! 369 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,172 Honey, honey, "executive touch" 370 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,304 means something different in massage-speak. 371 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,306 Ugh![ Gunshots and screaming in distance ] 372 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:50,481 [ Rope gun fires ] Whoa! 373 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,309 That vag attacked my client. 374 00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,528 [ Telephone rings ] 375 00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:56,270 So, Birdgirl isn't working out. 376 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,663 Can't you just mindtake her and... 377 00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,840 Zip it. Oh. 378 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,406 I just don't know what to do. 379 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,408 She isn't dealing with Phil's death. 380 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,976 Well, he was her father. 381 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,238 What?! 382 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:11,024 Phil Ken Sebben was Birdgirl's dad, 383 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,722 and something about mindtaking? 384 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,898 Oh, my God! 385 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,900 And now he knows everything. 386 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,162 Better read him in. 387 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,381 What's your name? 388 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,513 It's Paul, of the Syracuse Pauls. 389 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,386 You know not when you may be summoned, but... 390 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,562 These Junior Pilot plastic wings 391 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:30,739 are both an honor and a responsibility. 392 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,088 Better not screw it up. 393 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,961 [ Laughing ] I mean, can I fly now? 394 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,006 Yeah, sure. Why not? 395 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,225 Good morning. 396 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:40,227 Since launching this ad campaign, 397 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,900 we've been getting pre-orders out the ass. 398 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,883 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're taking pre-orders? 399 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:46,189 Uh, are you sure you got all the kinks worked out? 400 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,538 [ Calypsis whirring ] Ow! 401 00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:50,367 Worked out enough to get the CEO's approval. 402 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:53,805 Sebben & Sebben hasn't had this many orders for anything ever. 403 00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:57,244 This is the kind of leadership this company needs. 404 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,943 [ Cellphone clicking, chimes ] 405 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:03,380 I can't cover for her anymore. She's never here. 406 00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:04,642 And when she is here, 407 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:07,819 she's using C-4 to unclog the printer. 408 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:10,387 Look, I appreciate what you've been doing. 409 00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:12,389 I know we're used to laughing at Brian, 410 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,043 but this toilet thing, 411 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,437 it's so crazy, it just might work, 412 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,439 because crazy things usually work. 413 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,093 You need to find your girl. 414 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,722 I think Brian's gonna call a proxy meeting. 415 00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,966 - What's that mean? - How should I know? 416 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,576 I'm a goddamn dog. 417 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,100 [ Grunting ] 418 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,667 Zip it up, back there! Zip it! 419 00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:31,321 [ Police radio chatter ] 420 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,975 [ Mindtake dial wailing ] 421 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,585 No, no, I do not accept! 422 00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,413 I refuse to be blee-ooped. 423 00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,633 You're giving me no choice. 424 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,811 [ Tires screech ] Give me my arms back, Mer. 425 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,117 [ Tires screech, crash ] 426 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,336 [ Horn honks ] 427 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,251 [ Gurgles, gasps ] 428 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,819 Ugh. Where am I? 429 00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,429 Is this a palace? 430 00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:53,778 It's like a palace. 431 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,259 It has 36 rooms and a laundry in the basement, 432 00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:57,957 but most people call them apartments now. 433 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,612 [ Water draining ] I need to talk to Judy, so I'm going in. 434 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,311 Oh, hey, Mer. 435 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:05,790 Since I was a kid, 436 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,812 the only way I could get him to pay attention to me 437 00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:10,621 was to do crazy, impulsive stuff as Birdgirl. 438 00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:13,885 Because he was crazy and impulsive. 439 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,148 Yeah, kinda. 440 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,540 And then after a while, 441 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,499 I got so addicted to his approval, 442 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,502 Judy just sort of took a backseat. 443 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:24,374 And now it all just makes me... 444 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:25,593 Sad? 445 00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:26,811 Yeah! 446 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:30,032 Wow, my dad sort of sucked as a dad. 447 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,816 But whatever he did made you, 448 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:36,604 and you're... so... very... adequate. 449 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,301 [ Sniffles ] 450 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,870 [ Paper tears ] 451 00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,915 [ Cellphone chimes ] 452 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,265 There's a board meeting 453 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,615 to replace Birdgirl with Brian O'Brien as CEO! 454 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,660 Let's go.[ Cellphone chimes ] 455 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,227 Ohh! 456 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:52,837 Oh, no, no, no. 457 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,274 [ Cellphone chimes ] 458 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:58,669 I've put my blood, sweat, tears, and [bleep] into this company 459 00:16:58,713 --> 00:16:59,931 to drive success! 460 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,846 I've given you this![ Calypsis gurgling ] 461 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,893 What has Birdgirl given you?! Let's vote. 462 00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,329 All those in favor 463 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:09,332 of naming Brian O'Brien the new CEO, say "aye." 464 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,334 -Aye. -Aye. -Aye. 465 00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:12,857 Nay! Nay! 466 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,033 Oh, yeah! 467 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,686 [ Up-tempo music plays] 468 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,688 ♪ 469 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:18,689 What now? 470 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,430 I'm gonna do the right thing... 471 00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,191 go down to his office and congratulate that asshole. 472 00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,478 ♪ 473 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:25,827 [ Door creaks open ] 474 00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,873 Hey, Brian, I-I'm not here to suck up to you 475 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,701 because you're CEO now. I'm not, okay? 476 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:33,400 In fact, I'm here because I treated you badly 477 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,532 and I'm asking for forgiveness, okay? 478 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,535 Taste pipe, shit brick! 479 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,102 Aah! 480 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,495 That's your cue 481 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,888 to shove him down that ridiculously small hole. 482 00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:46,239 Aaah! 483 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:49,285 [ Laughing evilly ] 484 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,940 [ Bell dings ] 485 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,116 [ Dramatic music plays ] 486 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,900 Huh? I saw everything! 487 00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,729 Shut the lid and step away from the bowl! 488 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,776 Sic 'em.[ Gurgles ] 489 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,257 My God, I thought you were smart technology. 490 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,085 ♪ 491 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,912 [ Calypsis wheels screech ] 492 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,218 ♪ 493 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,220 Blee-oop, blee-oop. 494 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,395 What? 495 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:13,633 I'm at the veggie shawarma place. 496 00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:14,939 You know how they are about phones. 497 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,921 I know you said Birdgirl sucks as a CEO, 498 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,054 but you didn't say she sucks! 499 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,665 How could you let her approve a man-eating toilet? 500 00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,537 Wait. I thought it just ate waste. 501 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:26,105 Um, that's every toilet. This one eats people! 502 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:29,717 Now do you see why it's good to have Judy around sometimes? 503 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,415 Aah, aah! Oh, my God! 504 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,026 I'll take that to go. 505 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,419 ♪ 506 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:37,986 [ Grunting ] 507 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:40,771 It's escaped. 508 00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:42,686 My God, what have you done? 509 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,601 Pretty sure this is on you. 510 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:48,736 [ Soft music plays ] 511 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,868 [ Elevator bell dings ] You can do this, Judy. 512 00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:53,784 [ Screaming ] 513 00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:56,135 Then again, some jobs call for Birdgirl. 514 00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,659 Can we do this without things getting weird? 515 00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,226 No problem on my end. 516 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,141 That wasn't super convincing. 517 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,316 Let's roll. 518 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,578 ♪ 519 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,057 Birdgirl needs our help! 520 00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:09,104 He'll be summoned. He knows not when. 521 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,977 Hey, I've still got 3 1/2 minutes on my Swedish! 522 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:16,459 Find somebody else to touch your back fat! 523 00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:19,462 [ Screaming ] 524 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:26,556 ♪ 525 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,298 I am the master of Human Waste! 526 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:31,518 Human waste, human waste! 527 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,084 There's some human waste! 528 00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:35,696 You're all human waste! Human waste. 529 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:38,046 Maybe now is a good time to... 530 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,482 Already on it. 531 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,876 You're all human waste! 532 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:45,271 ♪ 533 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:48,970 Hyah-ha! 534 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,319 Aah! 535 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,408 [ Grunts ] Massage guy, you're up! 536 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,193 Let out tension. 537 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,498 [ Grunting ] 538 00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,674 Oh, you really are a miracle worker. 539 00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,198 [ Calypsis creaking ] 540 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:03,854 ♪ 541 00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:05,508 Huh? 542 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:09,295 I didn't want money or the title. 543 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:12,036 I just wanted the glory. 544 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,692 Sic semper Calypsis! 545 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,394 [ Grunts ] 546 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:24,875 Not today, toilet. Not today. 547 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,921 Aaaaah! 548 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:29,445 [ Car alarm wailing ] You're on my foot. 549 00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,360 Uh ...u're at the circus. 550 00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:32,535 You're at the park. 551 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:33,884 You're a sexy chicken. 552 00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,930 You're leaving $400 in my guitar case. 553 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,888 You like the smell of library books. 554 00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:40,369 You say "faux" instead of "fuh." 555 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,719 Uh, you kissed your cousin once. 556 00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,808 I'm responsible for this. 557 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:48,072 I greenlit the man-eating toilet for Sebben & Sebben. 558 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:51,424 I belong on the streets, not behind a desk. 559 00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,948 As my last official act as CEO, 560 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:58,779 I name Judy Ken Sebben as the new CEO of Sebben & Sebben. 561 00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:00,171 [ Cheers and applause ] 562 00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:02,304 Uh, do we care that none of this is legal? 563 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,828 No? Where is Judy anyway? 564 00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:06,700 [ Indistinct conversations ] 565 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:10,225 I accept! 566 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,531 [ Cheers and applause ] 567 00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:13,968 Mer, I don't know what we would have done 568 00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,970 without you and your dial. 569 00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:17,276 There is no dial. 570 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,644 You were controlling yourself the whole time. 571 00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:19,930 Good one, Mer. 572 00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:22,019 No, there really isn't a dial. 573 00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,064 Ha! 574 00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:25,109 Hey, hey, what do you want? 575 00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:26,328 Hmm. 576 00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:27,938 I used to think I should quit 577 00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:29,636 and save the world as Birdgirl, 578 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:32,334 but now I see I just wanted my dad to see me. 579 00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:33,770 But now he's gone. 580 00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:35,772 No, I mean what do you want? 581 00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:38,471 Oh, right! I'll have the [bleep] ramen. 582 00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:42,344 [ Sighs ] Here we go. 583 00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:43,998 Let's do this. 584 00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:51,353 Well, everybody, I'm officially CEO of Sebben & Sebben. 585 00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:54,661 And we are the Birdteam! 586 00:21:54,704 --> 00:21:56,967 Meredith the Mindtaker ...at? 587 00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:59,100 ...The Feels... Yes. 588 00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:01,320 ...Strongarm ...at is she doing? 589 00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:04,366 ...and Birdcat! 590 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,672 [ Cat purring ] 591 00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:07,630 Hey, a group of us are grabbing drinks. 592 00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,371 - Drinks? - Do not make that. 593 00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:10,851 I licked myself. Love to. 594 00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:13,332 ♪ Hey, who's the girl that saves the world? ♪ 595 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,681 ♪ Birdgirl! 596 00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:16,335 ♪ Wins a fight, unique like pearls ♪ 597 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,684 ♪ Birdgirl! 598 00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:19,381 ♪ Who's the one they can't defeat? ♪ 599 00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:20,425 ♪ Hey, Birdgirl! 600 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:22,558 ♪ Birdgirl! 601 00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:25,082 ♪ Hey [ Imitates fanfare ] 602 00:22:29,304 --> 00:22:32,786 Made in Georgia. 603 00:22:32,836 --> 00:22:37,386 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41445

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