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What's happening here?
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Stay calm my little children!
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So...ouch!
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Who was it?
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It was the dry cleaner's son, Mommy
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It's “dryer”!
Come on, go to the other room.
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Nico! Nico! I can't take it anymore.
They're tearing the house down!
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Nico, are you ready?
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Come on, let's all sit down on the floor.
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Quiet! Quiet! Oh, I can't do this anymore!
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Thank you, thank you!
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Calm, stay calm!
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Calm.
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Oh look who's here.
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Filiberto the cat!
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It is a special cat.
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It won 1st prize for the mockingbird contest.
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But Daddy. How's a cat supposed to
win a mockingbird contest?
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Because it ate the mockingbird
who won the prize in the first place!
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I need someone from the kind audience to
help me with an experiment of high magic.
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Me! Me! Pick me!
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No no no.
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I would like to have a lady for the number!
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I would like to have a lady to help me
with an experiment of high magic.
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Mal
an.“
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Angelam
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What?! What happened?
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Were you asleep?
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Me? Asleep? Are you insane?
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Here she comes. Let her pass. Applause!
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So...
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A dice.
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I'll put it on the lady's head.
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Blue scarf.
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Nothing on this side, nothing on this one.
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Here.
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Here, the lady and the dice.
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I'll cover the dice.
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And I cover lady, alright?
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You can't see the dice, can you?
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Here it goes!
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High magic...
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Someone's here, who do you think it is?
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I don't know, turn around!
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I'll go, Mom.
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Happy birthday, Rocky
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Thank you.
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It's nothing.
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Daddy! The pain in the ass is here!
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Rocky, watch the language!
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I am Chief Trentini!
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I know, but Daddy always says
you're a pain in the ass.
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Ah, good boy.
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Trenti' did you come here
to screw with me again?
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See?
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Look Nico, please keep such
nice words for someone else.
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Oh don't get mad.
I'm just saying you are a pain in the ass.
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Nico, please come and finish the games.
I can't stand these kids anymore.
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Sorry Ma'am, but I need to talk to him
about some very urgent stuff.
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I took a day off for my son's birthday.
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Which I never granted.
Also, what's with the costume?
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I'm doing this for the kids.
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Ok Nico, but have a little dignity.
You are a police officer.
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Did you forget when you dressed up
like a Hawaiian dancer
for your daughter's birthday?
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Ok but what does it have to do with this?
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I didn't even want to come, I tried to phone.
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But your phone's a mess. The line's always busy.
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Do you mistake the phone for a nutcracker?
Go play in the other room, will you?
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Can't we talk tomorrow?
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No, tomorrow's not good, not good at all.
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There's an important meeting at the Board for...
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Be good! Be good!
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I was saying...
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I can't hear jack shit.
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Let's go over there.
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Maybe the restroom's better.
Come with me.
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Hey! They're talking about some
important stuff! Quit it!
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Be good! Stay quiet!
I'll be right back! Watch your hands
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Nico, where should we sit?
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Well, since you surely will tell me some crap sit on the toilet!
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Ah, look Nico.
We got another body on the Highway.
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A truck driver. A certain Taruscio.
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He had a load of medical supplies.
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So?
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So I went to the Chief of the Police.
86
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He wants some results,
and he wants them now.
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So I thought...
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Hold on, hold on. Do you think,
I get involved and do all the work?
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Hey what do you want? Don't joke around!
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I'm not joking! I've had enough Trenti'!
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I'm forty! I'm tired! I have family,
and I want to spend time with my son.
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I want holidays and you always screw me up!
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Hold it! Let me finish.
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You could act like a truck driver
to get into the loop and then investigate.
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This should be easy for you!
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You have to find the murderer,
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those plotting in the shadows,
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who are the leaders
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and who's the boss.
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Just a trifle then.
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Come on, you've done better in the past
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Oh, what do you want?
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I have to poop. - Ah, go poop.
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Naturally you can't keep in touch
with anybody for some time.
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Neither with us, nor with your family.
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Wow.
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You wanna know who you will be?
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Eh!
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Luigi Rossi.
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Luigi Rossi?
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And you wanna know
where you're supposed to work?
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Eh!
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You'll work at the Velox shipping company.
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Velox... so let's recap.
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I won't be allowed to be around anybody
Not you, not my family. - Nobody.
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I get it.
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And... - and your name is... - Luigi Rossi.
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Luigi Rossi. - And I will work for Velox.
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Perfect! Here,
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Here is your ID.
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And this is $ 73,50 US for expenses.
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Wow, I won the lottery.
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Nico, don't mess around or I'll report it.
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Look you have it all set up.
You just did it all by yourself.
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Trenti' can I ask you something? - Yes
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Who the fuck do you think you are?
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I am Chief Trentini!
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Hey, this is the voice of innocence!
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Hi Gianluca.
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Daddy, this is Gianluca, my classmate.
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Hi Gianluca.
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And he's his father. He's very rich, he's not a poor devil like us.
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Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
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You're Rocky's Dad? My son always talks about Rocky's father who works in the Police.
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You know, they have a Villa with a pool.
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And he even has a personal helicopter.
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Wow.
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Well I...I work hard to afford all these things.
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He works hard, you see?
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That's why he has all that money.
- Why do you have a beard?
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Well, since I can't afford an helicopter,
at least I have a beard.
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But does he have a gun?
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Sure he does!
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Daddy show it to him.
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No that's not possible.
Also I have to go now.
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Daddy has to leave for two or three months.
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And you have to be a good boy.
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You have to listen to Mom
because you are the man in the house, ok?
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Take care.
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I get to sit on the big couch then and Mom
will take my shoes off and put slippers on.
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That'd be exaggerated! You'll have to help Mom.
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Bye, give me a kiss. - Bye.
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Bye Gianluca.
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Bye Daddy!
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Be a good boy. - Come back soon! Bye!
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You are a very good man, aren't you?
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You've got a Villa, you've got a helicopter.
You've got such a car...
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And yet you send your son to a public school.
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I have to say quite impressive!
It doesn't happen everyday.
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He's going to become leader of this company.
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And I want him to learn there.
On public school's desks
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Wonderful, wonderful...
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I haven't been able to go to school.
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Well there's still time if you want to.
There are adults' schools.
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I did go as an adult, but they threw me out.
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Why's that?
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I banged the teacher!
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Bye, see you. - See you! Bye!
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00:36:27,765 --> 00:36:31,085
I read somewhere
when you talk to a deaf person
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you really understand it takes only few
words that are worth saying.
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I need to say to you one of those things.
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What's that?
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I can't say it that like this. It would look like
I'm selling artichockes at the street market!
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Actually the presence of some
other person wasn't planned.
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For me a dinner invitation wasn't planned.
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Here's what you can do:
Take the rock singer with you.
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He may not be an attractive woman,
but at least he's patriotic.
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Ah finally!
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Here, give it to me, I'll keep it for you.
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Yes please.
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I made it, see?
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00:42:01,845 --> 00:42:03,085
You're so cute.
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Say it again.
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00:42:04,325 --> 00:42:04,925
What?
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00:42:05,045 --> 00:42:05,605
Say it again.
186
00:42:07,645 --> 00:42:08,605
What do you do now?
187
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You mean what do WE do?
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We? - Yeah.
189
00:42:12,565 --> 00:42:15,085
I don't know, we could go to a restaurant
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But I have to leave early for Cremona tomorrow.
191
00:42:19,845 --> 00:42:21,685
You mean WE leave for Cremona.
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I'm ok with it, but I don't know...
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00:42:24,925 --> 00:42:28,125
I don't see how someone who won
1st prize at “New Voices Festival”
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travels on a truck full of
bucatini pasta and razor clams.
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It's better this way,
I'd like to avoid some bad encounters.
196
00:42:36,525 --> 00:42:39,765
I'd say you already had the worst encounter.
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What now?
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I was thinking of a friend of mine.
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What's with him?
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Nothing.
201
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He just lost his mind.
202
00:42:57,845 --> 00:42:59,405
He's brain-dead.
203
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He fell for some younger girls.
204
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He's even married, he has a wife and a son.
205
00:43:06,645 --> 00:43:07,765
He's not a kid.
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His hair is starting to turn grey.
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His belly...
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is growing because he eats
way too much garlic spaghetti... lots of it.
209
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Eh...it's serious.
210
00:43:21,245 --> 00:43:22,205
So what's with the drama?
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It's that he can't leave his wife and son.
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Look, I can't read palms, but I do read eyes.
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Your friend's name is Luigi Rossi, isn't it?
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Ah here we are.
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His name is Luigi Rossi.
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He's a truck driver and an asshole.
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I can go if you want to.
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I don't want you to leave.
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Come.
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5000.
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5000.
222
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Call.
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Me too.
224
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3 queens.
225
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I can put my 3 tens up in my pockets.
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Pairs are useless.
227
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I started with 2 Nines and it stayed like this.
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If nobody lends me any money
I can't play anymore.
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Come on, I'll do it for you. Pick the cards.
230
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The match's turning around.
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Alright.
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Guys, I'm out of money again,
now if nobody gives me a credit...
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Come on. I said I'll give it to you.
Here, keep playing.
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5000.
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5000. - Call.
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Just a minute.
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How many cards?
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Give me two.
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Deal.
240
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5000 more.
241
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Plus 5000.
242
00:53:23,885 --> 00:53:24,725
I'll pass.
243
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Pass, fuck.
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Pot's mine, excuse me...
245
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Let's continue.
246
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What? I'll have to sell my stick shift!
247
00:53:32,725 --> 00:53:33,725
How much do I owe you?
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300.000
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When am I supposed to give it back to you?
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There's no rush.
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Next time you come back here we'll meet
and you'll give it back to me, ok?
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You're so unlucky.
253
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It's not me, it's you.
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You're so lucky, it's not even funny!
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