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Previously on "Real Husbands
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of Hollywood"...
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You're under arrest for real
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estate fraud and tax evasion.
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No... oh, wait!
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From an ongoing investigation
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into the Church of
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the Beautiful.
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Wait, Nick Cannon for
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Beverly Hills mayor?
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You told me I was the only
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one who could sing that song,
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Nelly.
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I'm the star
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of "Falling Legend."
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They hired me to be
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a better you.
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George Lopez and Kevin Hart,
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together, starring in
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"47 1/2 Hours."
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Action!
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♪ This is the life
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♪ Look at the life
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♪ This is the city where we
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♪ Party every night
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♪ We do it big
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♪ Diamonds and gold
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♪ Welcome to Hollywood ♪
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Let me tell you something,
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people, I have been to a lot of
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premieres but I have never seen
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two premieres at the same damn
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multiplex.
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I am with superstar rapper
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Nelly and Grammy nominee
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Elle Varner.
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Now, seriously, you guys just
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collaborated on "Ignored Me,"
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a monster megahit on the
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soundtrack to "Falling Legend."
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How does that make you feel?
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Oh, it's amazing.
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It's amazing for all those
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long, long hours in the studio
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to finally pay off.
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Wow, what about you, Nelly?
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I mean, I feel the same way.
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I mean, working with Elle is...
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Um... it's great.
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It was really great, uh,
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something special.
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Well, you guys obviously had
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a really good time, so there's
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gotta be another collabo coming
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down the line, right?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Yeah... uh, yeah.
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Yes.
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First, you wanna give away
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my song.
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Then the song blows up to be the
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number one hit of the year.
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Then you wanna cozy up with your
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little beige protege
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on the red carpet.
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Well, guess what, Nelly?
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Your song is not gonna be the
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only thing blowing up this year.
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[flicking lighter]
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I think need a refill.
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Now, Nick, you are making
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history, as usual.
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Tonight, you'll be receiving
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results from the box office...
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Right.
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And your election in the same
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evening-- it's incredible.
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But I have to ask the
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question that's on everybody's
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mind: Where's Mariah?
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Boris, Boris, hi.
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Hi there, hey.
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Do you have any comments
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about the recent shutdown and
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investigation of your
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Church of the Beautiful?
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Oh, you know, I will continue
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my spiritual and philanthropic
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pursuit on a more personal
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level, one-on-one, if you will.
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One-on-one, like
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Michael Jackson, you know, I'm
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gonna take a look at the man
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in the mirror.
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That's what I'm gonna do.
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And I like what I see.
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Well, what do you say to the
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accusations...
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Thank you.
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That your church has more to
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do with sheltering taxes than it
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does with actually saving souls?
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Oh, that's funny.
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See, like the Almighty said from
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the beginning of time...
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Speak to his lawyer.
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Hi!
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Hi, how are you?
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Hi.
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Thank you, hi.
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Whoa, babe, babe.
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Yo, this thing is busted.
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[buzzing]
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Babe, I thought you said--
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No, I thought you said we had 20
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miles before this thing goes...
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No, we got a whole nother
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mile-- you're inside the space.
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It'll never happen.
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We got a mile to go.
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Why is it hot?
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I'm not going, babe.
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Take me home.
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I'm not going back to jail
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for one of your straight-to-
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video movies-- that's it.
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No, we ain't going.
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Well, thank you for your
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support.
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Hey, that's your career, I--
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Babe, we're already here.
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I mean, what could they really
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do to you?
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All right.
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It shouldn't be so hot.
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Come on.
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All right.
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[bracelet zapping]
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[whimpering]
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Hey, you okay, huh?
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Oh! [blabbering]
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[screaming]
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[gasping]
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They're electrocuting me.
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We almost died.
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You all right, baby?
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I wanna go home.
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Why don't you just stay right
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here, I'm gonna go in.
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What you mean, stay here?
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You need some chips?
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I can't cross the line.
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You gonna leave me?!
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[scoffs] Hey, poor Tisha.
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[chuckling]
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Tisha goes to movie premieres
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all the time.
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I haven't been to one in almost
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ten years.
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Shoot, I'm not gonna let her
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criminal act ruin this for me.
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A rainy night in Hollywood,
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but star-studded as Kevin Hart
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and George Lopez are starring
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together on the big screen for
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the first time.
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Congratulations, guys.
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The movie, "47 1/2 Hours."
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What can you tell me about how
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it came together?
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Well, Ben, it's simple.
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I mean, Kevin Hart is hot.
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George Lopez is hot.
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It's a no brainer, you know,
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refried beans and collard greens
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together.
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[both laughing]
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Kevin, this is a big night
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for you.
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I've covered so many premieres.
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Never have I come to two
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premieres at one place.
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[chuckling]
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You're starring in one film
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and another film about you,
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"Falling Legend."
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What's going on?
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Uh, well, first of all, I can
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tell you that that movie is full
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of a bunch of D-list actors.
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[both laughing]
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Listen, you tell me, would you
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spend $14 to go see
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Boris Kodjoe, Nick Cannon,
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Duane Martin, and Nelly?
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What is Nelly's last name?
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I think it's Smith.
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Yeah, I don't even know.
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Nelly Smith.
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Nobody knows who he is.
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They're not even on YouTube.
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I mean, come on, those guys
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don't even show up on
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surveillance tapes.
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[both laughing]
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Wow, strong words from Lopez.
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In your film that you're
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starring in now, "47 1/2 Hours,"
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you play a sheriff.
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Yeah.
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A real career stretch for
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you-- was it tough?
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Oh, no, you know what, man,
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as an actor, you gotta
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learn to...
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Hey, yo, Kev!
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There's a new sheriff in town!
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Tell him what his name is.
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Yeah, his name
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is Spoken Reasons.
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[both laughing]
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Come on over, Nick Cannon.
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Good to see you as always.
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How is the family, good?
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What's up, man?
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Spoken Reasons,
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looking sharp.
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You guys know each other,
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of course.
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Spoken Reasons.
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Yeah, you know what, Kev,
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bust this fool-- give him some
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reasons why he shouldn't have
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spoken.
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Uh, I can give you about 10
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million Twitter reasons why you
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shouldn't have spoken.
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Oh, really, Kevin?
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You know, it's so funny, I just
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uploaded this picture on
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Instagram, and it got over 15
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million likes for me clowning yo
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ass.
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When the hell you take that?
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I think George is one
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of them likes.
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Oh, man, come on.
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[laughter]
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Hit him with your Instagram
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numbers.
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5 million.
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30 million.
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Facebook that mother.
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11 million.
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50 million.
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I got about 25 million
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on YouTube.
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I own YouTube.
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17 million, Myspace.
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You still got a Myspace, dog?
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[laughter]
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Everybody's on Myspace.
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Myspace and BlackPlanet.
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You guys not on BlackPlanet
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either?
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Face it, Kev, you just got
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crushed like the little patent
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leather roach that you are.
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You know what, [bleep], Nick?
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Why don't you and this fake-ass
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David Copperfield go somewhere
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and kill yourself?
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Walk away before they take
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your name off the poster.
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No, no, no, does a bird come
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out that hat?
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Where's the pigeon, stupid?
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Why don't you and the monopoly
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man go [bleep] yourselves.
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Don't be talking about
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my friend, you little California
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raisin!
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[bleep].
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Just drop dead, Nick!
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No, you go ahead--
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You drop dead.
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I don't give a [bleep].
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[crowd gasps]
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He-- uh--
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Guys, we'll be right back.
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More from the premiere
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of "Falling Legend"
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and "47 1/2 Hours."
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What'd you do?!
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Don't mock me!
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No, no, you mocked me!
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'Cause you mocked me!
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No, you mocking me.
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[loud explosion]
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[crowd screaming]
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Bridgette blew up my bus!
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♪
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What y'all talk about
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last night?
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How damn Bridgette blew up
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Nelly's tour bus?
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I told you she was crazy.
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I bet that tour over now-- what?
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No, what I wanna talk about
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is how you told Nick to drop
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dead, and then he did.
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Nick is dead?
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Who taking Mariah to the
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funeral?
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Please say nobody.
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This is serious.
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I'm being serious.
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Okay, you just being dramatic.
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Stop... feeding into that mess.
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Ain't nothing wrong with Nick.
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The man is in the hospital.
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No, he's not.
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Yes.
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That's what Nick does.
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He wants attention so he goes
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and gets hurt.
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"Oh, uh-oh, kidney failure.
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Help, help me."
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That is low for even you.
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Oh, my DVD, "Wild 'N Out's"
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coming out, and nobody wants it.
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That means my kidney hurts.
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Uh, uh-oh.
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Didn't you guest star on
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"Wild 'N Out"? I think you did.
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"I need attention!
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Nobody's looking at me!"
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This is ridiculous, I don't
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understand-- the thing that I'm
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trying to tell you is that he
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actually is in the hospital!
342
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Yeah, he is sick and people feel
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badly about it.
344
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Oh, let me try to find that
345
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give-a-[bleep].
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'Cause I don't have it.
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Well, you know what?
348
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You should.
349
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Because your ill-timed comment
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has affected the success
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of your movie.
352
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Why? Why is that?
353
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Yeah, "47 1/2 Hours"?
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Lucky if it'll do $47 1/2,
355
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'cause people didn't like seeing
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you tell somebody to die.
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It went viral.
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Because I said "drop dead."
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You know, I'm tired of saying
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something and it always going
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viral.
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I'm getting sick of it.
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I'm really getting sick of it,
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Trina.
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What-- that went viral too.
366
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What I just said went viral?
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Yes.
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♪
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Who's doing it?
370
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,720
Who-- you sending my stuff out?
371
00:08:02,724 --> 00:08:04,484
No, no, no, it can't be you,
372
00:08:04,482 --> 00:08:05,792
'cause you're white.
373
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You got on a bad shirt.
374
00:08:07,172 --> 00:08:09,072
No, black people are usually
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the mole.
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00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,030
Why would you say--
377
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It's you.
378
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It's you, man.
379
00:08:13,482 --> 00:08:14,692
Ohh.
380
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I'm trying to stop
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inappropriate things from going
382
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viral and-- oh, gosh.
383
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No, no, that's it.
384
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Move it!
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I don't know how to--
386
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I can't-- I can't contain...
387
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[door closing]
388
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... this-- this is, he did not
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mean any of that.
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God, we've come to you today
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to ask for a blessing for our
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friend, Nick.
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He's here in the hospital with
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us and in need of a blessing
395
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like the ones you've given me so
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plentiful all the time.
397
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Like my outlandish handsomeness
398
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and my strength.
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My beautiful, hot wife.
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My-- my kids.
401
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Thank you for my body,
402
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my six-pack.
403
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Amen, these German pastors,
404
00:08:50,379 --> 00:08:51,409
my God.
405
00:08:51,413 --> 00:08:53,073
Look, Nick, these headlines
406
00:08:53,068 --> 00:08:54,278
right there are the best
407
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publicity that our movie could
408
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ask for.
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It says I'm dead.
410
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Exactly, this is a good
411
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thing.
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Will you break it down to him,
413
00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:01,965
Nelly?
414
00:09:01,965 --> 00:09:04,135
Hmm... Shake is right, Nick.
415
00:09:04,137 --> 00:09:05,377
I mean, think about it.
416
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,139
You want a hit in movies
417
00:09:06,137 --> 00:09:06,897
and music?
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00:09:06,896 --> 00:09:09,166
Die-- worked for Tupac, Biggie,
419
00:09:09,172 --> 00:09:10,522
Bruce Lee.
420
00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:11,617
Hell, Michael Jackson had
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a hit record and a movie
422
00:09:13,034 --> 00:09:14,104
at the same time.
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00:09:14,103 --> 00:09:14,903
And a movie.
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00:09:14,896 --> 00:09:16,446
And now Nick Cannon.
425
00:09:16,448 --> 00:09:17,138
What?
426
00:09:17,137 --> 00:09:17,927
Don't you wanna be on that
427
00:09:17,931 --> 00:09:18,691
list, Nick, huh?
428
00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:19,719
Oh, yeah.
429
00:09:19,724 --> 00:09:20,904
That is the dream team of
430
00:09:20,896 --> 00:09:21,896
dead people.
431
00:09:21,896 --> 00:09:22,756
All you gotta do is die.
432
00:09:22,758 --> 00:09:23,548
I mean, you will never make
433
00:09:23,551 --> 00:09:24,831
that list while you're alive.
434
00:09:24,827 --> 00:09:25,547
What are you talking about,
435
00:09:25,551 --> 00:09:26,281
guys?
436
00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:27,335
Are you ridiculous, really?
437
00:09:27,344 --> 00:09:28,144
What?
438
00:09:28,137 --> 00:09:28,927
Now you're talking about him
439
00:09:28,931 --> 00:09:29,591
dying?
440
00:09:29,586 --> 00:09:30,306
What?
441
00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:31,030
I mean, come on.
442
00:09:31,034 --> 00:09:31,974
He's in the hospital.
443
00:09:31,965 --> 00:09:32,925
But he's going anyway.
444
00:09:32,931 --> 00:09:33,591
What do you mean,
445
00:09:33,586 --> 00:09:34,516
he's going anyway?
446
00:09:34,517 --> 00:09:35,547
I'm not gonna die for y'all
447
00:09:35,551 --> 00:09:37,551
movie to be a hit.
448
00:09:37,551 --> 00:09:38,791
You know why, Nick?
449
00:09:38,793 --> 00:09:40,383
'Cause you're not a team player,
450
00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:41,789
Nick, you're not...
451
00:09:41,793 --> 00:09:43,003
You're selfish, Nick.
452
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,140
I'd die for you.
453
00:09:44,137 --> 00:09:45,377
Selfish, how is he selfish?
454
00:09:45,379 --> 00:09:46,309
Hey, Doc.
455
00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:48,280
Well, I got some good news.
456
00:09:48,275 --> 00:09:50,235
You are the new mayor of
457
00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:51,551
Beverly Hills.
458
00:09:51,551 --> 00:09:52,481
Congratulations.
459
00:09:52,482 --> 00:09:53,412
Hey!
460
00:09:53,413 --> 00:09:54,343
Hey-hey-hey, man.
461
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,934
That's good news.
462
00:09:55,931 --> 00:09:57,031
See that?
463
00:09:57,034 --> 00:09:57,864
See what I mean?
464
00:09:57,862 --> 00:09:59,002
See how fast He works.
465
00:09:59,000 --> 00:09:59,900
Man, incredible!
466
00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:01,306
Unfortunately, you won't
467
00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,970
serve a day in office.
468
00:10:03,965 --> 00:10:04,965
If you don't get a kidney
469
00:10:04,965 --> 00:10:06,235
transplant within a week,
470
00:10:06,241 --> 00:10:07,101
you're gonna die.
471
00:10:07,103 --> 00:10:09,143
Damn!
472
00:10:09,137 --> 00:10:10,377
Sorry.
473
00:10:10,379 --> 00:10:13,859
Whew, [bleep].
474
00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:16,972
I guess the wake is back on.
475
00:10:16,965 --> 00:10:17,855
If you don't get a kidney
476
00:10:17,862 --> 00:10:19,142
transplant within a week,
477
00:10:19,137 --> 00:10:20,067
you're gonna die.
478
00:10:20,068 --> 00:10:21,448
Damn!
479
00:10:21,448 --> 00:10:22,138
Sorry.
480
00:10:22,137 --> 00:10:23,547
So you gonna die, so what?
481
00:10:23,551 --> 00:10:24,901
People die every day, Nick.
482
00:10:24,896 --> 00:10:26,306
Life goes on-- hell, I had one
483
00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:27,930
bad album that died.
484
00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:28,971
I say we call some girls,
485
00:10:28,965 --> 00:10:30,065
pop some bottles,
486
00:10:30,068 --> 00:10:31,028
and get the party started.
487
00:10:31,034 --> 00:10:32,074
Know what?
488
00:10:32,068 --> 00:10:32,998
I'm with [bleep] you, man.
489
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:33,930
You know what I'm saying?
490
00:10:33,931 --> 00:10:34,721
Girls? Pop bottles?
491
00:10:34,724 --> 00:10:35,764
I'm about to pop a kidney.
492
00:10:35,758 --> 00:10:36,898
You know what I would like to
493
00:10:36,896 --> 00:10:38,406
hear from my friends?
494
00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:40,283
"Hey, let's all go get tested to
495
00:10:40,275 --> 00:10:41,715
see if we could have a kidney
496
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,104
that matches Nick's."
497
00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:44,623
Why would I say that?
498
00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:45,480
I wouldn't-- I wouldn't say
499
00:10:45,482 --> 00:10:46,282
that.
500
00:10:46,275 --> 00:10:48,205
Me and Nick cool... but we ain't
501
00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:49,926
give-up-a-kidney cool.
502
00:10:49,931 --> 00:10:51,591
I would, but, you know,
503
00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:52,756
I actually promised mine to
504
00:10:52,758 --> 00:10:53,758
somebody.
505
00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:54,998
Who did you promise your
506
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,380
kidney to?
507
00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:57,659
DMV.
508
00:10:57,655 --> 00:10:58,715
DMV?
509
00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,034
Yeah, I'm an organ donor.
510
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,794
You know how the DMV is.
511
00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:02,523
Are you serious?
512
00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:03,587
Man, they can take you out.
513
00:11:03,586 --> 00:11:05,336
They can trans-- they can take--
514
00:11:05,344 --> 00:11:06,174
You know what, you ought to
515
00:11:06,172 --> 00:11:07,452
just shut-- just shut up.
516
00:11:07,448 --> 00:11:08,718
Shut up, Duane, shut up.
517
00:11:08,724 --> 00:11:09,384
No way, no... way.
518
00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:10,099
We supposed to be friends.
519
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,003
You're supposed to
520
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:11,830
look out for each other.
521
00:11:11,827 --> 00:11:12,657
Guess you never know who your
522
00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:13,655
friends are until you have to
523
00:11:13,655 --> 00:11:15,205
ask for a kidney.
524
00:11:15,206 --> 00:11:16,616
That's why it pays to have
525
00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:19,970
a loving, loyal wife.
526
00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:21,545
[sighs]
527
00:11:21,551 --> 00:11:22,661
Hey, babe.
528
00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:24,685
Yeah, they said no.
529
00:11:24,689 --> 00:11:25,999
So I'm gonna need that kidney
530
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,280
after all.
531
00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:29,895
Your kidney.
532
00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:31,336
We talked about this, 'member?
533
00:11:31,344 --> 00:11:34,004
You know, the vows and-- hello?
534
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,380
Mariah!
535
00:11:35,379 --> 00:11:36,549
I'm dead.
536
00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:38,551
[hairdryer blowing]
537
00:11:38,551 --> 00:11:39,341
[sighs]
538
00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:40,484
Over Nick's dead body.
539
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,282
You-- you-- you are gonna go
540
00:11:41,275 --> 00:11:42,515
to heaven and--
541
00:11:42,517 --> 00:11:43,167
Hey, hey, hey!
542
00:11:43,172 --> 00:11:44,832
Hey, stop!
543
00:11:44,827 --> 00:11:46,237
Fellas!
544
00:11:46,241 --> 00:11:48,831
Do you have any respect?
545
00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:49,757
Mother[bleep] is on his way
546
00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:50,998
out soon.
547
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,520
Come on, guys.
548
00:11:53,517 --> 00:11:54,617
Hey, guys, are y'all getting
549
00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:55,520
this or no?
550
00:11:55,517 --> 00:11:56,587
I'm on the cameras.
551
00:11:56,586 --> 00:11:57,586
You just-- you just focus
552
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:58,306
on that.
553
00:11:58,310 --> 00:11:59,280
Are you out of your mind?
554
00:11:59,275 --> 00:12:00,095
Would you shut up?
555
00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:00,973
You can't bring photographers
556
00:12:00,965 --> 00:12:01,515
in here.
557
00:12:01,517 --> 00:12:02,237
Just shut up, shut up-- I'm
558
00:12:02,241 --> 00:12:03,071
gonna finish my presentation.
559
00:12:03,068 --> 00:12:03,998
Don't call it a presentation.
560
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,140
It doesn't read sincere.
561
00:12:05,137 --> 00:12:06,477
No, I got it, okay?
562
00:12:06,482 --> 00:12:07,902
Give me a second.
563
00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:09,276
Look how they got my friend up
564
00:12:09,275 --> 00:12:10,335
in here.
565
00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:12,284
[cameras clicking]
566
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:13,995
Really, Kevin?
567
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,100
Don't be mad at me 'cause
568
00:12:15,103 --> 00:12:16,103
I'm a better actor than you.
569
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:16,903
What?
570
00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:17,546
That's what this is.
571
00:12:17,551 --> 00:12:18,451
Absolutely disgusting.
572
00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:20,588
This is not disgusting.
573
00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:22,686
I'm heart-- I'm heartbroke.
574
00:12:22,689 --> 00:12:26,339
[feigning sobbing]
575
00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:28,284
Oh, God.
576
00:12:28,275 --> 00:12:29,965
Aah! Get the strength.
577
00:12:29,965 --> 00:12:31,685
Get the strength.
578
00:12:31,689 --> 00:12:32,899
God, man, they got you in here
579
00:12:32,896 --> 00:12:33,996
wrapped up like a damned
580
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,450
baked potato.
581
00:12:35,448 --> 00:12:37,278
Like you ain't worth nothing!
582
00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:38,445
Listen, if you don't make it,
583
00:12:38,448 --> 00:12:39,278
I just want you to know Mariah's
584
00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:40,475
gonna be okay.
585
00:12:40,482 --> 00:12:41,792
We'll get married again.
586
00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:43,693
And we'll put those two--
587
00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:44,999
those two kids of yours up for
588
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,100
adoption 'cause I already have
589
00:12:46,103 --> 00:12:47,693
two, and we don't need four.
590
00:12:47,689 --> 00:12:49,279
That's too many.
591
00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:50,445
Nick, I just wanna say I'm
592
00:12:50,448 --> 00:12:52,718
sorry, man, for those, uh...
593
00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:54,554
for those heartless comments I
594
00:12:54,551 --> 00:12:57,311
made about you dropping dead.
595
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,410
I didn't mean it, man.
596
00:12:58,413 --> 00:12:59,103
It wasn't for you.
597
00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:00,763
It was for Spoken Reasons.
598
00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:02,518
That's another lucky [bleep]
599
00:13:02,517 --> 00:13:03,857
I can't stand, little skinny
600
00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:04,722
[bleep].
601
00:13:04,724 --> 00:13:05,764
I bet you probably got a lot you
602
00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:07,758
wanna say, man.
603
00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:09,168
Yeah... God, get that...
604
00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:10,622
He wants you to lean in.
605
00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:11,860
Yeah, what's up, man?
606
00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:13,692
What do you gotta say, buddy?
607
00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:15,279
Yeah, talk to me, Nick.
608
00:13:15,275 --> 00:13:16,235
[crunch]
609
00:13:16,241 --> 00:13:17,001
[screaming]
610
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,070
Get him, Nick!
611
00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:20,658
He's biting him!
612
00:13:20,655 --> 00:13:22,615
I got him, I got him, go!
613
00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:24,280
Damn!
614
00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:26,165
Oww!
615
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,452
Damn!
616
00:13:27,448 --> 00:13:28,688
Hey, hey!
617
00:13:28,689 --> 00:13:29,969
What are you doing?
618
00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:30,685
[glass shatters]
619
00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:31,259
What are you doing?
620
00:13:31,258 --> 00:13:32,928
Aah!
621
00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:33,401
He Tysoned me!
622
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,996
God, I'm taking my gift back!
623
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,690
Hey!
624
00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:37,479
You stupid-- get off of me!
625
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:38,622
Listen to me, listen to me.
626
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,030
The reason he's so upset is
627
00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:41,004
because he just found out that
628
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,720
unless we find him a kidney
629
00:13:42,724 --> 00:13:44,104
donor, he's gonna die within
630
00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:45,213
a week.
631
00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:46,656
So we're all gonna get tested.
632
00:13:46,655 --> 00:13:48,585
And you, too.
633
00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:49,656
Boris must have bumped his
634
00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:51,235
big-ass kidney-shaped head.
635
00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:52,791
I mean, why would I do that?
636
00:13:52,793 --> 00:13:53,763
It makes no sense.
637
00:13:53,758 --> 00:13:54,998
Nick's got my woman.
638
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,480
Now he want my kidney too?
639
00:13:56,482 --> 00:13:58,002
I'll see you in the next life,
640
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,340
Nick.
641
00:14:00,344 --> 00:14:01,344
[Kevin laughing]
642
00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:02,524
This is serious, guys.
643
00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:03,787
Nick is gonna die unless we help
644
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:04,763
him out.
645
00:14:04,758 --> 00:14:05,618
Ain't nobody giving Nick no
646
00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:06,450
damn kidney.
647
00:14:06,448 --> 00:14:07,238
You know what?
648
00:14:07,241 --> 00:14:08,101
Tell Mariah to step up for one.
649
00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:09,553
Oh, hey.
650
00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:10,721
I'm glad you're here.
651
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:11,484
I was gonna write you
652
00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:12,282
a note, but...
653
00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:13,545
How you get in here?
654
00:14:13,551 --> 00:14:14,661
I have keys.
655
00:14:14,655 --> 00:14:15,925
Look, I'm actually glad that
656
00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:17,411
you're all here, okay?
657
00:14:17,413 --> 00:14:18,693
I need to talk to you.
658
00:14:18,689 --> 00:14:19,549
What's up?
659
00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:21,211
Word got out that you were
660
00:14:21,206 --> 00:14:22,716
all considering getting tested
661
00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:24,214
to help Nick find a kidney.
662
00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:25,516
Uh, how'd that word get out?
663
00:14:25,517 --> 00:14:26,377
I don't know, maybe it was
664
00:14:26,379 --> 00:14:28,169
all the paparazzi in the room?
665
00:14:28,172 --> 00:14:29,832
Actually, the headlines were
666
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,307
about to read, "Friends Tell
667
00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:32,970
Nick Cannon to Drop Dead,"
668
00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:34,995
until I spun it to make you all
669
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,030
look like heroes.
670
00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:37,414
You're welcome.
671
00:14:37,413 --> 00:14:38,383
Well, you know the show,
672
00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:39,209
"The Doctors"?
673
00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:40,066
Yes.
674
00:14:40,068 --> 00:14:40,998
I happen to represent one of
675
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,310
the producers on the show,
676
00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:43,280
so you guys are all going to go
677
00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:44,755
on, you'll get tested, and the
678
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:45,968
results are gonna be announced
679
00:14:45,965 --> 00:14:46,855
live on air.
680
00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:48,002
That's a great idea.
681
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,970
Wait, is it like STDs and
682
00:14:49,965 --> 00:14:50,715
stuff or...
683
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:51,694
For the kidney, Kevin,
684
00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:52,339
for the kidney.
685
00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:53,284
My kidneys are no good.
686
00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:54,205
Why?
687
00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:55,336
[both] Steroids.
688
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:56,214
Allegedly.
689
00:14:56,206 --> 00:14:57,686
Of course... Duane?
690
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,339
Hemorrhoids.
691
00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:00,664
Kevin?
692
00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:02,235
Fibroids.
693
00:15:02,241 --> 00:15:04,001
Okay, this is ridiculous.
694
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:04,760
I don't know why you're doing
695
00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:05,968
this-- working so hard to come
696
00:15:05,965 --> 00:15:06,755
up with excuses.
697
00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:07,998
The chances of you guys being a
698
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,690
match, like one in a bazillion,
699
00:15:09,689 --> 00:15:10,519
okay?
700
00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:11,477
But the chances that your
701
00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:12,722
careers will be ruined because
702
00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:14,454
everyone will hate you, well,
703
00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:15,548
that is pretty much a guarantee,
704
00:15:15,551 --> 00:15:16,691
gentlemen, so I suggest you
705
00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:18,549
strap up, get it together, put
706
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,901
on your big boy pants, and go do
707
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,856
the test, okay?
708
00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:23,032
Bye.
709
00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:25,484
A bunch of [bleep].
710
00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:26,522
I should went with something
711
00:15:26,517 --> 00:15:29,997
else bedsides fibroids.
712
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,450
I shoulda said herniated disc.
713
00:15:33,448 --> 00:15:37,788
[cheering and applause]
714
00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:39,833
Nick Cannon has it all.
715
00:15:39,827 --> 00:15:41,067
A wonderful family, an amazing
716
00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:42,758
career, but right now, as you've
717
00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:44,998
seen in the headlines, Nick is
718
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,210
in need of a kidney transplant
719
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,276
as his life hangs
720
00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:48,025
in the balance.
721
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,004
But his four best friends,
722
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,210
they've all offered to be tested
723
00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:53,656
to see if they're a match.
724
00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:56,715
So please welcome Boris Kodjoe,
725
00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:59,004
Duane Martin, Nelly,
726
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,550
and Kevin Hart to the show!
727
00:16:01,551 --> 00:16:03,931
[cheering and applause]
728
00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:04,791
Good to see you, Boris.
729
00:16:04,793 --> 00:16:05,453
Thanks for coming.
730
00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:06,968
What's up, Duane?
731
00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:08,095
Welcome, my friend.
732
00:16:08,103 --> 00:16:09,413
Thank you, thank you.
733
00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:10,793
Kevin, hey, great to meet
734
00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:11,593
you.
735
00:16:11,586 --> 00:16:16,406
You too.
736
00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:19,343
[cheering and applause]
737
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,694
Yes, I mean, this is
738
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:21,789
a serious deal.
739
00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:23,033
I commend you.
740
00:16:23,034 --> 00:16:24,244
These gentlemen right here
741
00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:27,341
actually went to Cedars-Sinai
742
00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:29,144
in the hopes that one of them
743
00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:30,547
would be a match for Nick,
744
00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:31,931
so big round of applause.
745
00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:32,691
[cheering and applause]
746
00:16:32,689 --> 00:16:35,379
Whose idea was it...
747
00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:36,829
to throw your hat in the ring?
748
00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:37,897
You know, we're all friends,
749
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,066
so it wasn't even anything to
750
00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:40,928
think about, so we just did it.
751
00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:41,591
Yeah.
752
00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:43,446
[cheering and applause]
753
00:16:43,448 --> 00:16:45,478
The beautiful thing, as in
754
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:46,902
bountiful, universal truth,
755
00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,236
inspiring faith, understanding
756
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:51,621
and love, is that this act of
757
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:53,720
kindness inspires my ministry
758
00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:56,384
of selfish giving, where you
759
00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:57,999
give to receive.
760
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,030
[cheering and applause]
761
00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:01,794
Um...
762
00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:03,343
Please, uh, go to
763
00:17:03,344 --> 00:17:05,244
www.borisbeautiful--
764
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,831
one word-- .com.
765
00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:07,967
I knew Boris didn't care
766
00:17:07,965 --> 00:17:09,275
about Nick and his kidney.
767
00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:10,275
He just wanted to promote his
768
00:17:10,275 --> 00:17:10,995
damn cult.
769
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,620
Kevin, you-- you-- you must
770
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:13,690
be super tight...
771
00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:14,689
Oh.
772
00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:15,659
... with-- with Nick to do
773
00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:16,615
this.
774
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,240
[sighs] Well, you know what?
775
00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:21,001
Dr. Shark, oh, at the end of
776
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000
the day, you know,
777
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,590
I made a commitment to Nick, and
778
00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:25,276
I'm gonna stand by it, you know?
779
00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:26,715
And if this thing happen to go
780
00:17:26,724 --> 00:17:27,974
bad, you know what, I will step
781
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,375
up and I will take care of his
782
00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:30,279
family.
783
00:17:30,275 --> 00:17:30,995
[cheering and applause]
784
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:31,760
I'm that type of guy.
785
00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:32,858
You know what?
786
00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:33,862
Wow.
787
00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:35,312
Uh, Mimi, Mimi, if you're
788
00:17:35,310 --> 00:17:36,860
listening right now, if this
789
00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:39,072
thing were to go bad, understand
790
00:17:39,068 --> 00:17:41,618
that you may lose a Cannon,
791
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:43,550
but you will gain a Hart.
792
00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:47,691
[cheering and applause]
793
00:17:47,689 --> 00:17:51,409
That's beautiful.
794
00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:54,003
So you guys, you've moved me.
795
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,690
Yeah, thank you.
796
00:17:54,689 --> 00:17:55,969
You know, I've seen a lot,
797
00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:57,925
but I've never seen this kind of
798
00:17:57,931 --> 00:17:59,101
attitude for a friend in need.
799
00:17:59,103 --> 00:18:01,073
I know you were hoping that one
800
00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:02,238
of you will be a match.
801
00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:03,621
Just hoping.
802
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,830
[applause]
803
00:18:05,827 --> 00:18:08,307
We did find a match!
804
00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:10,380
One of the four of you can be
805
00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:11,719
a donor.
806
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:12,724
[bleep].
807
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:14,554
And the results are in
808
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,071
this envelope.
809
00:18:16,068 --> 00:18:17,378
Oh, are you sure, are you--
810
00:18:17,379 --> 00:18:19,099
One of us?
811
00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:20,343
One of the four of you are
812
00:18:20,344 --> 00:18:21,344
going to be able to donate
813
00:18:21,344 --> 00:18:22,524
a kidney to your friend...
814
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:23,717
Out of a bazillion?
815
00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:24,664
... and save his life.
816
00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:25,715
Didn't you Google this?
817
00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:26,834
I coulda swore the odds were
818
00:18:26,827 --> 00:18:28,337
different-- this is weird...
819
00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:29,834
Gentlemen, are you ready?
820
00:18:29,827 --> 00:18:31,657
Yeah.
821
00:18:31,655 --> 00:18:33,375
[chuckling]
822
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:34,659
Kevin is a match!
823
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:35,855
Yeah!
824
00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:37,792
Kevin is a match!
825
00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:38,663
[cheering and applause]
826
00:18:38,655 --> 00:18:42,095
Yes! Yes! That's me!
827
00:18:42,103 --> 00:18:44,523
[shouting]
828
00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:46,207
Whoo!
829
00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:47,826
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
830
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:52,377
[cheering and applause]
831
00:18:52,379 --> 00:18:53,659
Hey, he said Boris.
832
00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:54,115
He said Boris.
833
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,090
Boris gotta give his kidney up!
834
00:18:55,086 --> 00:18:58,166
It's you.
835
00:18:58,172 --> 00:18:59,452
It's you, Kev.
836
00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:00,448
It's you.
837
00:19:00,448 --> 00:19:01,688
[laughing] It's you.
838
00:19:01,689 --> 00:19:02,859
You are a match.
839
00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:08,032
He's doesn't-- it's you, Kev.
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